"The Shit Brutes Say" - Halo SFM Animation [4K]

[@FlyByTails]

"117? Is that your IQ? I never heard that line 😂

[@mrbirb]

I always see you on metalhead spartan videos

[@FlyByTails]

@@mrbirb yeah.

[@mrbirb]

@@FlyByTails you know whats good

[@FlyByTails]

@@mrbirb what?

[@gibson362]

Jorge-052 lol

[@rinrei8082]

Doomguy: You have my curiousity DIO: And now you have my attention!

[@gamma2589]

You mean erection?

[@generalantilles2586]

@@gamma2589 You all know what I'm about.

[@chiefsenpai969]

Wtf?! You left us with Dio and a cliffhanger?!!

[@lofiseeker1790]

This is Sierra halo 2 style

[@sergeantmartinus8974]

Oh man, Chips is gonna be pissed

[@juanventura1270]

Lol

[@funkmantim2661]

Dio confirmed halo 6

[@chiefsenpai969]

@@funkmantim2661 You were expecting a new Halo game. But it was me! Dio!!

[@tombraver6449]

Halo 2 Brutes: Monkey Bears. Halo 3 Brutes: Yao Guai . Halo 2 Remastered Brutes: Down Syndrome Yetis. Halo Wars 2: Mordor Orcs.

[@crazy13alex]

Down Syndrome? At least they don't look like melted plastic or pixelated claymation anymore.

[@grandadmiralthrawn5962]

You forgot halo wars 1 brutes

[@keava]

Halo Reach Brutes: Oh yeah, those guys existed

[@warreng675]

Halo Reach Shrek lookin dudes

[@mrschizo2837]

H2A brutes are roided out wookies that can speak english. It's kinda terrifying.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

0:45 I never thought it’d find the brutes relatable but, this one is sooo relatable

[@dragonusmolamola4140]

I relate with 1:09

[@wyom2838]

w h a t

[@Glacial_floofs]

I'm pretty sure you, Scooby Doo, Shaggy and that brute would have a lot in common

[@doomfan8603]

@@dragonusmolamola4140

[@ThresherC88]

In Halo Legends: The Babysitter, most believe that it was O'Brian who eliminated the prophet of that sector. True fans know that the sniper round came from the rifle of Chips Dubbo after penetrating the brute's skull and ricocheting off the floor and into space, transcending time itself and manifesting itself into O'Brian's weapon. Dubbo's bullet kicked the shit out of O'Brian's, firing by itself; O'Brien refuses to admit that he never pulled the trigger because Chips used his intergalactic telekinesis to fire the weapon for him.

[@lukez9721]

lol facts

[@s0ulshot]

Chips Dubbo is for sure from Q continuum.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

this is the power of Chips' stand

[@Xanmanbro]

chips dubbo is god himself

[@MonkeysxMoo]

I don't think I can find a favorite out of these.... they're so good

[@dragonusmolamola4140]

117 that your IQ?

[@MegaPikachu5]

Halo, Doom and jojo all in one package? CHRISTMAS HAS CIME EARLY

[@BalloutNewDregas]

I HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THIS WAIT IS THAT THE DOOMSLAYER? *IN HALO?* *YES*

[@S117M4sterChief]

Lego Yoda Orgasm confirmed

[@apersonontheinternet7571]

"Don't play with your food." Said no brute ever. *Until now*

[@spartanq7781]

Hail to the Brute taking a piss in Halo 3.

[@joehill4094]

0:59 when I found out the 343 didnt even give the rookie the dignity of dying in a game, and broke up the ODST team

[@CarmineKar98K]

Right?!

[@theduckaholicgamer7976]

Carmine Brothers that ruined my day.

[@confederateghst4362]

Technically Bungie made Halo 3 ODST. So, blame them. But yeah fuck 343I

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

@@confederateghst4362 they’re not talking about ODST itself, they’re talking about Halo: New Blood, where Rookie is shot and killed by an insurrectionist

[@HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq]

@@MagnusTonitrum117 I wish we could of atleast gotten a flash back in Halo 5, to Buck remembering Rookies death, even if it was a cutscene with no gameplay, atleast then I could justify a non scoped BR in a Halo game where you play as a SPARTAN, without regarding it as being that SPARTAN IVs are just children playing dress up compared to SPARTAN IIs.

[@UnwantedCommentary]

HiddenXperia told me about you! This stuff is awesome!

[@lofiseeker1790]

That Doom moment made me crack up xD

[@PointofNoReturn-pt7yl]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT OR CRAP YOURSELF? 1:16

[@ReformedSooner24]

PointofNoReturn485 2558 Lol I thought for second I commented this because of the profile pic

[@PointofNoReturn-pt7yl]

FrontLineFox 20 do you know what my name references? Did someone get the reference?

[@ReformedSooner24]

PointofNoReturn485 2558 No. But if I had to guess it has something to do with the halo lore, specifically an event from the year 2558. Am I getting warmer?

[@PointofNoReturn-pt7yl]

FrontLineFox 20 U.N.S.C. Point of no return is the biggest and most advanced prowler O.N.I has

[@ReformedSooner24]

PointofNoReturn485 2558 Oooooh ok

[@tehziountrain8584]

You never cease to amaze me

[@Earadon]

I love how the brutes are centered around eating, it's like they mirror my heart~

[@lukez9721]

So you’re a cannibal?

[@amongusmarkII]

Why do the brutes go from naked(Reach), to hairy(Halo 2), and then back to naked but wearing full body armor (Halo 3).

[@crazy13alex]

Same as the Unggoy and Kig-Yar from Reach, 3 to 4: subspecies. Or different artists and designers for each game.

[@rubencastro811]

Or some of them just prefer to shave.

[@pancholopez8829]

@@crazy13alex it's actually that, the former. There could be clan's of brutes that are either like the Halo 2 Brutes, hairy. Or like the Halo 3 Brutes, shaved with clothing

[@elijahwatson3474]

Clans is the in universe explanation, hw2 used both brutes styles.

[@pumaman7072]

Brutes really let themselves go during 2.

[@s12payton]

0:56 Brute- "That ruined my day" me- "That made my day"

[@adnancharif9296]

2:01 Halo 2 had another ending, here it is: 0:57 Me on a Sunday realizing school starts tomorrow: 1:22 Me before the big drop on ANY roller coaster: 1:45 Me when I see a grenade seconds before it explodes: 2:23 We all know this isn't true (At least not in Halo 2)

[@minecraftoverlordpe2842]

Halo, Doom, and JoJo? You're playing with fire there Good thing I love fire

[@zanethederahn4079]

Ironic. Doom Guy sides with the Covies because they call Master Chief 'Demon'

[@Lou-yf1jo]

No. Bad Fire.

[@elesha76]

When the ODST music started playing it started to rain outside

[@Lou-yf1jo]

No

[@theparagon2864]

Doomguy VS dio Match up of the century

[@navilluscire2567]

1:54 (DOOM) Imp: "Bitch, are you talking to me"!? Didn't think I'd ever hear an Imp say such a thing nor with such sass, come to think of it hearing them talk at all for that matter! XD

[@allenaguilar7693]

Not even lying, I made it here at 117 views

[@ReformedSooner24]

PoloLOCo117/8 So you are odd lying?

[@confederateghst4362]

@@ReformedSooner24 i get it

[@Halofan-ey3ul]

I miss this series...

[@batterysurf]

what does a female brute look like?

[@RexWort]

Females have big ass and big ass tities 😎

[@Firefox-Udon]

Uh....don't look it up. Unless you're lucky enough to scroll upon the SFW versions of what someone drew. Well, unless you _do_ want the NSFW versions.

[@alfaxenokappa1401]

**Clears throat thoroughly** ...your mother. PS: Rookie had a Brute girlfriend named Alba. They were married together by the Prophet of Nice Things.

[@hadengoforth5146]

The same as the males, but fans ruined and humiliated them with fanart.

[@brianpadilla2091]

They look like hoe's

[@RexWort]

0:53 Master Chief: "Are you sure about that?"

[@jacksonsmith4514]

2:15 my boi Chipps Dubbo coming in clutch

[@Lou-yf1jo]

No

[@alexnicholasstoklosa2253]

Now that you brought Dio up in a Halo sfm, I made a shit tier theory that John 117 is part of the joestar family

[@inkedseahear]

Of course Chips Dubbo saved the day, just bring him back and he'll save the Franchise again

[@S117M4sterChief]

“Cover your butts, gentlemen!” Yep, there goes the last of my sanity.

[@joshdevdoss9041]

It's Late September. 4 years later.

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

Chips Dubbo like usual just in time to save the day

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

What?! Chipps saving chief and then Dio?! How do I see more?! Just... what?!

[@ArealiusCantonius]

Brute: sees solved rubix cube “tricky.” Elite: trying to solve one of the hardest math problems known to man: “tricky.”

[@brycevo]

My favorite Brute is the one pissing in the corner

[@futurehero2704]

Still waiting on: the shit marines say 2

[@aeoncalcos7830]

Man I wish we had Elites playable again but they should add Brutes next time

[@RonnyBoy007]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the jackals feast tonight.

[@butterman8369]

Let me say that I enjoyed this video and all of the other! They all make me laugh. Keep up the good work Dave.

[@gr8m887]

Chips finally found a worthy opponent. Their battle will be LEGENDARY!

[@honorboundfate9521]

Still waiting for shit marines say 2

[@ReformedSooner24]

1:44 Cover your butts gentlemen! I picture some spec ops guy saying this to his teammates before blowing a breaching charge.

[@thecatfather857]

So can I. 😂

[@majorthesk9294]

BY THE SOILED MILK OF MORPHA!!! That had me dying. XD

[@Cameron088]

Lets be real here. We still are waiting on both Shit that Marines Say 2 and Chips Dubbo to singlehandley kick Dios ass without a Stand

[@AnimeShinigami13]

my favorite iwhbyd comments are still "HE WAS MY LOVEERRR!" and "YOUR MOTHER MATES OUT OF SEASON!!!"

[@coltonmullis8880]

Always nice to see Chips Dubbo make an appearance

[@skootski7569]

Every time I watch these I feel like I’m on a drug trip.... Not like I ever done any kind of drugs before.

[@lukez9721]

So what if you did?

[@baconlando4569]

0:25 I came up with a joke. Ouch right in the “aria” am I right x3

[@Therat921]

It’s a normal video *sees dio* NONI?!?? KONO POWA

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Wasn’t expecting to see chips dubbo, what a pleasant surprise

[@SavishGoat]

Chips Dubbo always comes through. Bloody legend.

[@thomasboland540]

Suddenly, dio- But what's Chip's stand

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

Are we still waiting for part 2?

[@aegis6485]

Master Chief and Chips Dubbo vs DIO when?

[@somerandomeliksni2011]

Absolute units right here

[@DeFens1993]

chips dubbo is the closest thing master chief has to a friend

[@benmontey3438]

Thank God you still make these

[@horizonbravov2188]

3y ago still find this funny

[@ghoulcity117]

“Who’s dead now? Not me!”

[@slyllamademon2652]

Love all the chips dubbo appearances.

[@rtxplumzz_24]

Brute: its the demon, this one has claws Chief:? Imp from doom: bitch, you talking to me!? Brute with doom guy: let's send this demon back to hell Fucking funny as hell (no pun intended)

[@lukez9721]

I’ve never heard a brute say don’t play with your food before but one time in halo 3 I was fighting a brute squad and the brute stuck a grunt with a grenade and threw the grunt at me

[@FarmerDingus]

I did *NOT* expect to see Dio here! What a delightful treat

[@ethanworner864]

117 is an above average IQ, but Chief’s was 160/170

[@zanethederahn4079]

I was about to say. And It sounds like Chief is in the same IQ range that I've been told I'm in.

[@that_one_helljumper]

Mans so lost with the portal soundtrack playing

[@varietywiarrior]

Chips vs. DIO? My money's on Chips.

[@nstar674]

That marine at the end there is my new favorite halo character.

[@plagueman049]

After seeing Hell Breaker in the Slayer's hands, that slayer meme really hits it's mark

[@zanethederahn4079]

The Shit Marines Say 2 Coming late September. One Year Later...

[@risingcastlegaming518]

Nah I'm pretty sure Chips Dubbo could kick the hell out of Dio

[@ChaseSeaborne]

"My name is Brutus Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" @0:28

[@Jake-qy5tt]

This is a gift from the heavens.

[@ussneworleans7490]

1:47 maybe the brutes mixed up master chief as a demon

[@fri5392]

2:27 chips dubbo epic save

[@Mate397]

You thought it was another brute, but it was me, Dio!

[@confederateghst4362]

Haha don't make me laugh! Chips

[@zettarin]

0:00 The stand-off between a Brute and a Tennis Ball Launcher. *”epic standoff music plays”*

[@bbarbiter]

1:39 so the brute is so dumb that he thinks a solved rubik’s cube is “tricky..”

[@TheOfficalDjEuMan]

I believe there was a line from the brutes saying, "I'M BLEEDING!"

[@InvadeleYogurt]

Probably the best Cliffhanger I've ever seen.

[@commanderblargh6300]

Wow, now I actually know what the heck that end was.

[@pyromaniac0968]

Omg i love all the extra stuff

[@chipsdubbo9589]

Chips and chief the perfect duo

[@wiledman2430]

Haha don't make me laugh!

[@Camhalo11]

When part 2, it’s been years now 😩(if somethings going on that I don’t know I’m sorry)

[@owenobrien1351]

That first one was perfect

[@SEAL_Meme_6]

This was awesome dude.

[@mayojar5264]

Chips: so it's the same type of stand as my assault rufle

[@jayjeetkataria8387]

awesome video as always dude!!!

[@adamfreeman9493]

Welp, the Brutes have won. They have the Doomslayer on their side.

[@johngavin3180]

Thanks for this video. You made my day

[@kenuko7428]

Brute: *tricky* Me: *madness combat intensifies*

[@Kroododile553]

1:59 unironically relevant

[@AngryAngus-bb6zx]

Well... that was one hell of a twist in the end.

[@Chair_sloppenheimer]

Been looking forward for this one, great job as usual

[@louiscostanzo5595]

Master Chief, is in fact a Joestar. Just look at the name John Joestar *JO* hn *JO* estst Boom, 100% a fact.

[@andrewisbetterthanyou]

Wasn't expecting the world.

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

That doom bit caught me completely off guard but it was great

[@lebendigesgespenst7669]

DIO TOO?! These shots are getting insane lmfao

[@Demospammer9987]

Surprised the 'he was my lover' line didn't make it.

[@jessegd6306]

You were expecting another Brute line BUT IT WAS ME, KONO DIO DAAAA!