The Snack Man | ASMR

[@pepsigaming17]

Teacher: No eating food in class! That one kid in the back of the class:

[@jeanpierrepolnarref3352]

That was me. I was always hungry.

[@sleepysafari]

@@jeanpierrepolnarref3352 sane

[@ILLUMINATION313EVO]

Underrated comment 😆

[@Gofinance101]

@@ILLUMINATION313EVO no

[@TheAtomicPotato]

@@ILLUMINATION313EVO I was thinking the same thing, honestly.

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

*If you are on mobile* *Time Stamp:* 0:00 intro & back story 6:30 Sour cream & onion potato chips 9:40 water for palate cleansing & sodium process 18:30 Fun onion rings 22:50 "Cool Ranch" tortilla chips 27:30 White cheddar popcorn 31:44 Nacho Cheese tortilla chips 36:38 Corn Chips 39:48 Potato chips with ridges 43:20 Cheddar cheese sticks 46:28 BBQ potato chips 49:54 Cheese Balls 52:40 Party mix 54:33 Pretzel wheels 58:14 Pretzel Sticks 1:00:53 Cheese Curls 1:03:47 Packing everything back up 1:07:00 Taking your order 1:11:13 Pleasure doing business!

[@asmrtingletime4611]

s

[@PoPow28]

Sounds like my grocery list

[@GroovySquiddo]

im not on mobile but you are doing gods work.

[@marlene9550]

I'm using Appel but what a life saver👍

[@joancuevas1949]

Thank you

[@Thorenss]

Son: Dad, why is my sister named Peace? Dad: Because your mother thinks the World needs peace. Son: Thank you, Dad. Dad: No problem, The Video game Man.

[@kingneon1965]

Bruh

[@perlitacatapang4582]

_2_ comments with alot of likes wow

[@randommoron9892]

This aged like fine wine

[@Fern995]

His mom may have -thought- the world needed peace... But the dad knew we all needed -The Video Game Man-

[@imSeamless_]

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[@Nico-vl9fc]

This is the kid they warn you about in the math problems.

[@Baldbill.]

Little Timmy never did share his 500,000 orange slices

[@nuggetsloth7269]

Lmfao

[@darthrevan533]

lol

[@naterk9460]

"... The equivalent to 1/8 of your soul... ... ... or three US dollars..." Glad to know my soul has a market value of $24.

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

Bro fuck that my soul's worth 64 bottle caps, sign me up

[@digeradoo4522]

@@adudeontheinternet8246 I can buy 4 nuka colas with that!

[@meepitex2506]

Jeez and i thought satan was ripping 𝘮𝘦 off

[@powderedwater4742]

24 likes

[@nopinappleshere8861]

@alexgenthusiast r/rarecopliments needs to be a thing

[@leadfoot5307]

He protec He attac But important He serve snac

[@lordofthieves8200]

Noice

[@ShannaraTech]

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

[@DYWTE]

High quality content

[@franny6221]

he give the snacc

[@harmonthehuntrasos6563]

Yass

[@Jared-xq4cy]

A new character enters the Rift Congrats on 600K Uncle E.

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

*Super Clemmons Bros. Ultimate* THEY'RE ALL HERE-

[@jessiewilliams1288]

Seems op- pls nerf

[@flegelein5609]

There is an "er" missing in your name. It should be "Deutscher Soldat" :)

[@miti2222]

Now 1.6 million😳

[@end.olives]

@@miti2222 its actually 1.1 million

[@sickzx7682]

Damn Keanu Reeves got hit with the death stranding rain🤔😭

[@lovemonkey646]

Still have yet to play it 🙄🙄

[@quinnhickling9498]

Timefall

[@oof7914]

What if ER's video's are what the future actually turns out to be. Not flying cars or anything, a ban on snacks.

[@lilly4125]

There would be like *Massive backlash* if the government tried that

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Cities like New York and San Francisco have already started treating soda like cigarettes, so it's not too far off...

[@j.c.2240]

The government already tried in America. So lays made chocolate covered chips and marketed the plain ones as "healthy"

[@misternobody9622]

oo f New World Order in 2050

[@fireball1696]

69 likes..... NICE

[@aethar2750]

Imagine FBI breaking down your door just to confiscate the *_s n a c c_*

[@michellehingston1118]

FBI:(punch’s me) Me:(gets my ranch dressing flavoured tortilla chips) FBI: Ight I’m bouta head out

[@dissimilar816]

You will now get a sub

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

The *T H I C C S N A C K*

[@robertdicke7249]

Drops the cheese balls!!! We've caught you arrange handed snack man!!!

[@StillNoPickles69]

If you will

[@yeeticus9540]

Plot twist: there’s a seventh man, The muffin man.

[@Arvak777]

Do you know him?

[@bonesreds3062]

I like cupcakes but i much rather prefer muffins (*unintentional chuckle about how ridiculus this is*)

[@alexishanvey713]

But what about the eighth man, *M A N*

[@CubeLFC]

shit..

[@alexandrealt98]

He is seated at the utility muffin research kitchen, reaching for an oversized chrome spoon

[@TippyTappyASMR]

This is actually the true story of that one kid in school who would sneak in sweets and sell them to the rest of us on the sly 😂

[@AJSmith-nb2xt]

I'm that kid in school

[@Nooben0]

Hush... "heres your mentos" "That'll be $1.50"

[@TippyTappyASMR]

NoobenGaming YT 😎

[@TippyTappyASMR]

A.J. Smith Entrepreneur 😅

[@joehiles6517]

You guys go to school in juvie or something?

[@rev4231]

As opposed to the “crack man” of course.

[@brandonwest1715]

My favorite man

[@brandonwest1715]

@Dominic Edwards I plead the fifth

[@shrug1250]

Dominic Edwards wait, but I’m your FBI agent

[@luizeduardobrigagaoribeiro7075]

9

[@pdawg1771]

@@luizeduardobrigagaoribeiro7075 8

[@v1talityy]

Nobody: The One Guy Who Sneaks Snacks Into The Movie Theater:

[@lilpollo2770]

LOL

[@arnie7779]

*guard comes in*

[@fish.bonesss]

Imagine, If you will...

[@WhirlywasTaken]

*"gmo rights"*

[@Blargo245]

okay but Why Do You Talk Like This

[@RacCkhn]

The Snack Man Returns The Snack Man Forever The Snack Man: The Animated Series All Star Snack Man Snack Man Beyond

[@hookahgodrob]

21-Chase Roger Lego Snack Man

[@jokuvaanoikee242]

Snack man the snack

[@smukki6346]

Snack trek

[@Mistersheeaun]

The Snack Knight

[@airfyer905]

snacks 1 2 and 3

[@gregoryedgerton41]

What this guy has most going for him are his whispering voice and his gentle presentation. He is completely aware of what you are; that this world is too often miserable madness. But he is speaking to us from anorher one - another world. And he does beautiful work.

[@aim4grace97]

i love that he’s a family man. it just makes his videos more warm and welcoming knowing that for some reason. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

You've heard of the Candy Man... You've heard of the Sammich Man... You've heard of the Condiment Man... You've heard of the Beverage Man... You've heard of the Cheese Man... You've heard of the Snack Man. Now get ready for... _T H E M A N_ * 1.5 months later * Rift you son of a bitch lol

[@slippyjoe9335]

He already is in the state of existence...my man, NO, the man Iggy Manley

[@ShannaraTech]

Jeff Bridges?

[@RollerOfEyes]

_are you implying that the police are a force of foods distributing government officials?_

[@paradox1359]

At 10:15, he mentions the Cheese Man

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

@@paradox1359 Thank you, kind sir or madam

[@YaBoiBoris]

Uncle E: imagine... My consciousness: IGHT IMA HEAD OUT

[@scrumpyjoe6830]

Government: Ban's beverages Everything: dies Government: "Oh do living things need water?"

[@omasarschhaarrasierer5625]

IT'S THE SNACK MAN skibidibidi boom bababa

[@snitcheyes411]

Boom bababa, skibidibidi boom badaba, where's the snack man?

[@Gengosyma]

Omg FLASHBACK to the 90s

[@ShannaraTech]

Butt holes

[@hugoandersson2872]

Wait, is Iggy.... oh my god...

[@wulph24]

Ski bope bap ba dope bope, bope bap ba dope bope

[@LckybunyGaming]

You've heard of death and his four horsemen But now get ready for The Candy Man The Snack Seller The Beverage Broker The Condiment Creator The Sandwich Seller And The Cheese Conisour

[@fatjuicytaco]

Milkshake Merchant

[@brandino2883]

I was lookiing for this comment for ages

[@michellehingston1118]

I love it great joke but you said (whatever thing) seller twice I don’t want to sound rude but man you can do better then that

[@warriorwolf7733]

Could be The Candy Chap and The Sandwich Server.

[@God-zv8ld]

Hamburger Hustler

[@abrahamvanhelsing6723]

My favourite warehouse worker Ephemeral Forklift

[@ForkLiftYT]

oh yuh

[@Cynical_Hypocrite]

LMAO, underrated comment

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

DarkerThanBlack 👎🏿

[@jessiewilliams1288]

Did you just break time? I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS WIZARD!

[@iloheim]

Teutonic Knight1190 my favourite pussy Emphemeral clit

[@milk1174]

E:Imagine a world where all governments united to ban snacks.. 2020:Write that down,Write that down!!

[@Randomperson-qi1gd]

Me home alone when there’s no left overs in the fridge

[@ASMRJonie]

Is this ART? Because I feel it is 👏👏👏👏 Really appreciate the careful crinkles of the bags.

[@ShannaraTech]

A-art R-rat T-tart

[@KillerKilometers]

Apparently Really Tasty

[@Moonboy9001]

A Relaxing Treat ;)

[@kaimorris5048]

A: It's R:Rewind T:Time

[@vievitelair]

👏🏽👏🏽 meme review

[@TheFreakyFish251]

Plot twist: all of the candy mans clones are secretly agents of the governments, and the plan was not to make humans more subservient, but to have only one seller of these products, making them able to charge significantly more.

[@ethanstump]

Except they also banned money, so.......

[@hopperbop297]

I shall knell to my superiors

[@insomniavisions]

Sounds about right.

[@mrbow66]

Said The Communist Spy.

[@FLYINGUNICORN-xh7uo]

The 5 horseman of the apocalypse

[@rikuwatanabe8494]

He has corn chips AND cheese balls? I'm in awe of the power this man truly has over this mortal plane.

[@BigGuySuper]

was i the only one bracing myself and my ears for when he said "oh, and before i go any further."? because i really thought a massive loud THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@frozenpizza7810]

“So if you want to dip your chip into your favorite dip, you dip with a ridged chip”. - The Snack Man 2019

[@doctordoge6163]

There a timestamp?

[@clockjaw5189]

Chill-Doggo 40:53

[@nectarine.dreams]

Mr. snackman, bring me cookies and cream, make it the sweetest that I’ve ever seen

[@Grigoris_04]

I see what you did there

[@epzanoletty]

I sweet what you did there

[@HoneyDog]

Go to the candy man for that bro

[@marlattmotos]

Bring in two flavors like cookies and creamers

[@Pipinator1]

*eats some cheese and watches*

[@JennaEmbers]

I cannot tell you my excitement when I saw this video in my feed.

[@rk800-]

The kids in the back of the classroom:

[@forgotten453]

I don’t have a very good life but theres something about this channel that just makes me relax so much 😌

[@William-Ocean]

A life is only good or bad if you worry about how others perceive you. All lives are a blessing. Stay positive my friend, and Godspeed

[@user-yr5yl6zt5l]

@@William-Ocean yeah being in perpetual starvation and pain isnt a bad thing! it's only bad if you're sad about other people's opinions. Sooo true!!

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Hmmmm idk, the candy man warned me about you. I'll take some cheetos, though.

[@DecafMathASMR]

lol!!

[@ShannaraTech]

CHEEBO BEEBO

[@DYWTE]

Crunch

[@wulph24]

Cheddar cheese sticks* (doing God's work)

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

Did he say something about him i a previous video??

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

OPERATION RIFT MISSION: ATTACK OF THE SNACK MAN

[@ShannaraTech]

Will it be on the Switch?

[@mason7108]

@@ShannaraTech this is the best comment ever

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

i like these vids where Rift just sits down and its his breakfast in the dark.

[@romejacquez5852]

00:00:00 Intro & backstory 00:06:30 Sour cream & onion potato chips 00:09:40 Water for palate cleansing & sodium processing 00:18:30 Fun onion rings 00:22:50 "Cool Ranch" tortilla chips 00:27:30 White cheddar popcorn 00:31:44 Nacho cheese tortilla chips 00:36:38 Corn chips 00:39:48 Potato chips with ridges 00:43:20 Cheddar cheese sticks 00:46:28 BBQ potato chips 00:49:54 Cheese balls 00:52:40 Party mix 00:54:33 Pretzel wheels 00:58:14 Pretzel sticks 01:00:53 Cheese curls 01:03:47 Packing everything back up 01:07:00 Taking your order 01:11:13 Pleasure doing business

[@gamma7290]

A hybrid of mukbang, asmr, and story.

[@GrinkMode]

Where’s the mukbang part?

[@theconquerer7836]

@@GrinkMode 1:07:00

[@GrinkMode]

@@theconquerer7836 thats the mukbang part?

[@jacobwalters2155]

The funny thing is, this isn't that far off from North Korea...

[@Sporacle]

Hilarious

[@russiangizmo9774]

Mmm yos comedee

[@AnimatronIsHere]

*oh shi-*

[@il6148]

Man, In Oaxaca (the third poorest state of Mexico) They Banned selling junk food to minors (anyone under 18). They treat a bag of cheetos and doritos like a beer or tequila

[@comedicidiot]

*Bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

We are close to 600,000 worshipers of Papa Rift. Come join us, let us praise him.

[@Lancehendrix813]

Damn, only 600k 😱

[@warmly323]

p

[@Thorenss]

Would sound funny if Ralphie said that.

[@Thorenss]

@James Hetfield Catholic bull... lies

[@TenkoVA]

You should do a roleplay of hank from detroit become human. I think you'd pull it off.

[@casmemer2480]

Ik I was thinking the same

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

Yesss!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀

[@ca66agepatchk1d]

ABSOLUTELY

[@LunaSilverPelt]

[I saw "Hank" and my brainrotten mind went: OmG mAdNeSs CoMbAt HaNk FrOm NeWgRoUnDs DoT cOm?!?!!]

[@er1115]

This guy is living in 2021, while we're stuck in 2020 Covid.

[@sk83r59]

Probably won't be any better if it was like this lmao

[@jaimorris4962]

Covid will be a fee years probs mate not jsut this year then it gose away

[@Someone-kf8xe]

@@jaimorris4962 Yeah and it's all because of the people who refuse to stay inside or use a mask and because of the government who doesn't want to pay it's people or take care of them enough so they can survive and actually stay inside

[@jaimorris4962]

@@Someone-kf8xe yeah man I feel that

[@shadowrock]

@@gachastorymaker4561 you're stupid

[@xzavier5805]

0:00 when u about to sell snacks in class

[@boopsboops7692]

*super long intro about a distopian future So who wants snacks? *noboty

[@shadowrock]

@@boopsboops7692 nobootie

[@PorcupineASMR]

Thx for the food dad

[@ShannaraTech]

Hello Rift’s child. What’s it like living with the man himself? Enlighten me BABY OH YEAH YEAH

[@RollerOfEyes]

@@ShannaraTech time for castration

[@zoeynicole7864]

Hes not ur fucking dad

[@DYWTE]

Zoey Nicole's Channel r/whooooooosh

[@amethystaries9789]

@@zoeynicole7864 r/wooooosh

[@MrTattooASMR]

I feel we are meeting in a back alley somewhere.

[@achespat7829]

Love your asmr

[@mr.assholeasmr7899]

Imagine Dr. T asmr teaming up for a video with Empheral rift wouldn't it be Soo cool And tingly

[@robloxrailspotting7169]

ohhhh that'd be superb!

[@sk83r59]

No! It would be... "TECHNICAL"

[@jossuuuuu]

he protecc he atacc but most importantly, he makes us sleep eating good snacc

[@MitsubishiEndeavor]

*_s n a c c_*

[@danielemory4488]

s n a c c

[@imagineanimations2337]

12:20 when your teachers talks about potato chips but whispers.

[@MateuszSzlachcicxFireRektx]

You can call me... *The snacc man* In your universe there is apparently a lot of rift-delivery people similar to candy man. That's actually so interesting!

[@solidnollid2932]

_Cause he's the snack man_ _And he's gonna give a Cheeto to you_

[@VoiceofPersonaASMR]

Grats on 600k. One of the very few ASMR channels that has earned every single subscriber.

[@MelloWeapons]

My favorite line of his is "Let me guess". I notice he says it all the time.

[@sendingit2601]

When he walks in with the leather clothing. You know ur in for a high sensitivity asmr

[@Thiccremoch162]

Good sir you forgot “week old mall sushi man” but then again, we don’t talk about him...

[@zenno9994]

Yeah this distopian world is the europian union

[@nate8074]

Nah its britian after brexit

[@corporalclegg5057]

The way you do Asmr is weird, but weird in a good way. It's like you took Asmr and made it an art. You add some comedic effect and some dark tones to your Asmr and I find that really unique!

[@kcgearhart5]

Me: Bye mom I’m going to talk to this man in the dark alley with sketchy clothes and some stuff in a briefcase! Mom who’s on the phone: Alright go ahead do whatever

[@captainfoxstream1449]

This dude's ASMR is actually relaxing

[@gustavoc4131]

Let your hair grow please

[@kastikepussukka0137]

This has to be to only and first instance of me getting hungry from watching/listening to ASMR. P.S: Congratulations on 600K subs, Rift.

[@samgardner4667]

Condiment man, and beverage man incoming!

[@LifeRewind0119]

What bout Sandwich man? Lol

[@ShannaraTech]

Mark ASS Brown

[@inflatablemattress2]

@@LifeRewind0119 Mmm *Sammich man*

[@samgardner4667]

That Random Bro named Urim he’s had sammich man in a video already

[@LifeRewind0119]

@@samgardner4667 I know, I want more!

[@RavixAryss]

I automatically read the title in the tune of "I'm the Scat Man"

[@anonymoususer4878]

POV you are sitting in the back of class/detention and that one kid is sitting next to you 🍽🍽🥗🍲

[@luanik8kmg5]

The first 10 seconds: **immediatly paralyze me** My cup: falls off my table Me: manages to catch it somehow without looking Also me: so this is the power of ultra instinct

[@luffytaro5566]

My Spidy senses are tingling

[@emiliorascon51]

5

[@grandpamunster9594]

This man has an amazing imagination he comes up with really good content probably even when it’s hard to come up with content so for the great videos and unmatched imagination and interesting content and effort that goes into making these I’d like to say thank you

[@SuperiorKalosChampion]

Nobody: The government: NO MORE S N A C C The candy man: "Oh no!" *Clones himself* "*"Anyways..."*

[@zuizixfr]

Me: Ey yo, you got the dust? Rift: Yea I got the Cheetos. Me: Not Cheetos. TAJIN

[@c.s215]

This video summaries me showing off my amazing lunch to my friends before trading

[@Sansri16761]

Every fat kid's nightmare scenario and ultimate savior in one video. Jokes aside, I love this man's endless creativity and insane world building

[@veljkoilic6098]

Man, like, I tried to find good asmr, but there is nobody like this guy. His old school, doesn't struggle when Talking, man, like, I find ASMRtists with over 2 million subs, i could record myself shitting, and it would be better than those ASMRtists. You should have over a million subs!!!

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

His ASMR is special, its also very good. I honestly dont mind watching this guy and falling asleep. It keeps me intrested to watch, stay, then slowly fall asleep. This guy is great.

[@salt0196]

*When you dont want to get trademarked "cool ranch tortilla chips" "Nacho Cheese tortilla chips" instead of Doritos*

[@SP1RITCXK]

POV: The Quiet kid sits next to you in the lunchroom

[@ELISpaceman5555]

I've love this video, I hope the Snack man comes back to fill me another order. Awesome ASMR video as always uncle ER

[@iNotAnHacker]

So 1/8 of my soul is equal to 3 USD... I’ll be taking my 24 dollars now please

[@Squiggypie]

I feel like no one is really noticing that, and I think it's completely hysterical that my whole soul is worth a few bags of chips, pretzels, and popcorn. Glorious.

[@Kaser]

THE SNACK MAN : "Imagine..." ME : "Aaaalllll the people !"

[@toobsocks1606]

Livin' for todaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

[@toobsocks1606]

Imagine theres no countries

[@toobsocks1606]

It isnt hard to do

[@toobsocks1606]

Nothin to to kill or die for

[@toobsocks1606]

And no religion tooooooo

[@danielt419]

He’s the snack man he gets in the ring and starts throwing snacks everywhere

[@lordsaladin361]

Wind, earth, water, fire, and life with these things combined they form the ultimate asmr channel

[@noxioustmp8640]

almost at 1 million, been a whole year since i started watching ASMR videos, and i started because of ER, first vid i watched was "Sleep for the sleepless ASMR" around that time he had 150K maybe more, but i love how far he came, and still going! keep up the amazing videos coming

[@callumo5912]

I once was the snack man, in school selling starbursts, dairy milk even Coca Cola. I’ve seen it all, not everyone is cut out for the job but once ya snack you can never go back!

[@crylune]

Why does Uncle E look like Rasputin

[@9bang88]

🤔

[@mrmannova3212]

Idk

[@meowmaximum2838]

Because he IS RASPUTIN

[@sirnoba5507]

Because he is the lover of the Russian Queen.

[@MrToasterWaffles]

Its said he could never be killed...

[@lavenderbleach4441]

I'm the snack man, I throw snacks all over the stage. And then I start eating it

[@RollerOfEyes]

If you've ever seen Gus Johnson's 'pillow guy' video... Imagine a man enters your living room at night with various bags of chips and cans of Pringles taped all over his body. _I'm snack guy, the snackiest guy in town!_ _look at how crunchy my exterior is!_ _I've had a lot of people _*_leave me recently_*_ and I could really use some snacks!_

[@GlitchedRoleplays]

Your voice is so soothing this is the third video over yours I've watched today. I plan on watching more

[@mygoodsir8358]

The only man on youtude that can make a 1 hour and 12 minute long video about fricking snacks.

[@riyansss6422]

His voice is made for ASMR So relaxing 💕

[@FerieMayASMR]

Your lighting is on point. Very nice. 👌😛

[@ivanbluet48]

I literally had a dream a couple of days ago where this happened. Thank you Uncle Rift.

[@ShannaraTech]

Thanos

[@xglszxglsz1861]

The way you perform your asmr roles makes me think you would be a good actor.

[@jesussaucedo8133]

Did you know that spices and salt have had entire real life wars fought over? You should do a salt man and a spice man!

[@dsofilms9334]

This would honestly be a better dystopian book or subject to learn about in English would rather listen to this to learn about dystopia even over the giver

[@normanwei529]

it would be nice to see a man from the future government that is questioning you if you have seen the other men (Snack, candy, beverage, etc)

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

This makes me want to just feast on snacks so bad

[@skeletonking2253]

ER looks like the type of guy where if a barbecue was going downhill he'd bring steaks/soda just so everyone is a little happier

[@Kuz-]

Congratulations on 600k Uncle Rift! You deserve it for all the hard consistent work you put out for us! Still waiting for ya to hit 1 million! *The day will come*

[@RaptxrBee]

This sounds stupid but I've had a really tough day and honestly youre the only asmrist I'll listen to when I'm feeling really sensitive and need to cry, everyone else makes me feel a bit worse and or creeped out but you look so friendly idk but good job! Keep up the good videos dude!

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

Oh my god, why do you need to cry? It sounded like something habitual.

[@RaptxrBee]

@@steampunkastronaut7081 what do you mean

[@Randomperson-qi1gd]

Sounds like you cry a lot

[@RaptxrBee]

@@Randomperson-qi1gd no I just cry whenever I get a bit too sensitive and shit cause I'm autistic :)

[@acrothans8638]

What about the Muffin Man? The madlad actually did it

[@meckaforce1]

the muffin man?

[@apollojustice5338]

The Muffin Man!

[@bruisedego1]

Who lives on elm street!

[@lunarpanda7436]

mr snack man bring me a dream- make him the cutest boy ive ever seen

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

I'm so alone I need a snackman to call my own

[@sbevethegrandma]

you had me at "Imagine..." I miss the candy man series and I hope the snack man turns into a series

[@boomyoulookingforthis1362]

If these ASMR vids are canon then we are all technically older than the snack man.