THE SNAILS THAT CAME TO TEA - Minecraft Wild Life #3

[@discotechgaming]

Ren: "We need to trade wives." Gem: Immediately decides Joel is the wife in this analogy. Martyn: "That is correct."

[@tee_jay_05]

unironically i think this is the scariest wild card yet purely from the string of death messages at the beginning

[@-Solidwater]

Lizzie's POV was legit a horror movie. It even had the 'characters are hunted down as soon as they figure out the monster' trope

[@Flanneryschickens]

It was terrifying to see the death messages appear because they were from an unknown entity

[@babysmokie7179]

BigB being taken out in like five seconds by 'BigBShell' must have been confusingly terrifying

[@outroher3065]

34 deaths...

[@penguinpingu3807]

@@-Solidwater Mumbo Grian getting cobwebs is such a horror movie thing.

[@distantignition]

Imagine going home to find your roommate digging holes in the yard, yelling, "I CANNOT FIND THE FREAKING HORSE!"

[@minisara119]

to be honest you can see in Martyn's subtitles the horse noises😂

[@sprinklesharkie]

excuse u thats his wife

[@sordidknifeparty]

Breaking Bad

[@livingoneuropa]

i love how like anytime ren and martyn team up, it's just constantly a medieval bit lmao

[@BugsyBugYT]

fr, when ren gave a life to jimmy he even made a joke about red winter XD

[@chaseashley6775]

I love how quickly Martin figured it out. I also got the reference almost immediately.

[@mistercursed]

Yeh, persoanlly I figured it out just from the title

[@xskipy1037]

I saw all the thumbnails and was like “there’s no way”

[@iloveowls90]

*Martyn

[@chaseashley6775]

@@iloveowls90 look I’m 90% certain I typed “Martyn” but my phone autocorrected it

[@iloveowls90]

@@chaseashley6775 thats annoying when that happens!

[@epicfishlady]

The sound effect subtitles- "Snail walking" "Snail jumping" "Snail flying" "Snail falling" "Snail drowning"

[@AnpanofBread]

I loved seeing Hatake Kakashi and Uzumaki Naruto go on an adventure together in the Nether

[@Expriexp]

anpan ur amazing for this (ALSO HIIIIIII)

[@BeskarArmoursingingSahloFolina]

Haha nice

[@eitakou]

Shame that their adventure was cut short by a lanky creature of the dark 😂

[@AnpanofBread]

@@eitakou can't believe Sasuke would do that to them

[@MelonHere20]

LMAO YEAH

[@strifetxt4315]

the invisible snail was pure EVIL! hats off to you, martyn, you absolute madman 😂

[@TheMightyLordOfShorts]

Martyn and Etho are evil geniuses for making the snails invisible lol. There are so cute tho

[@Americanbadashh]

The snails or Martyn and Etho?

[@TheMightyLordOfShorts]

@Americanbadashh Uhhhhh... Both? Both. Both are cute

[@ImranKhan-ty9ij]

@@Americanbadashh Etho was the one who originally suggested the idea which was why Martyn and Etho went to the nether

[@Dorkyzzz]

I saw Scars POV first and MAN i've never been so stressed watching a Life ep, and not just for scar but for EVERYONE pft

[@Kaslana_Yumma_423]

The difference between Joel and Gems Episode and others is actually crazy .

[@t84t748748t6]

it would have been more fun if the didnt speed up when to far away but than again it would have endet scar and jimmy the just cant seem to focus on there snails

[@ranjanasharan4051]

@@t84t748748t6 scar is the most clueless man ever this session was doomed for him since the start

[@Echo_of_The_End]

The ending was the worst I was almost yelling at my screen

[@goospie]

Session 2: Ren gets a whole bunch of food, they have to eat anything but Session 3: Ren suggests putting flowers everywhere, they have to avoid a small easily-covered thing chasing them Just now: "At least we've got these invisibility potions now!" Is the next wildcard that you always have to be in someone's line of sight?

[@heatherdozier5]

Martyn repeatedly calling a tumblr meme a "theory" had me snorting

[@emmanem7]

I've seen what he reblogs in tumblr, him taking a tumblr meme seriously feels in character ngl

[@christofferoff]

I mean, it's not a theory but it is a popular hypothetical. I don't think something being a meme pecludes it from also being a genuinely interesting subject

[@heatherdozier5]

@christofferoff still doesn't make it a theory tho 😂

[@rtwwatch]

@@emmanem7 omg what is martyn's tumblr?? please i need to know

[@emmanem7]

@@rtwwatch just Inthelittlewood, he is very active there

[@Antissosleepy]

So the snail that got turned invisible at 39:32 was scars! And it did kill him!!! However since he was yellow i guess ren can’t claim a life for that kill, but still very amusing :> Incase anyone was wondering 😅😙 Its a great watch from scars and lizzies pov aswell - and technically the reason to the abrupt end of session grian even calls the prank devious 😋

[@MelonHere20]

Ohhh interesting

[@darkdragoness5]

I remember hearing Martyn talk about it in another pov, and I saw Scar's death in Grian's pov, so this was just confirmation

[@arljiemharcatacutan9155]

I did watch lizzy's and grian's perspective and I said to myself, I gotta know the evil genius behind that plan. Gg

[@john-wx7gr]

we do a little trolling

[@ThatGuyOnCops_]

yea exactly which is crazy that rens invisibility wore off sooner than the snails. So I wonder if the snail becomes invisible.. is it permanent

[@emmanem7]

Going to the Nether in the middle of Snailpocalypse takes guts ngl

[@UnableToucan]

Martyn honestly just takes any excuse to go to the nether.

[@MelonHere20]

Martyn always has to go to the Nether at least once lmao

[@olegfedorov3225]

"Snailpocalypse" - Love the name 🤩

[@BugsyBugYT]

snailmagedon is a funny name too

[@Pr4Hypertrophy]

14:57 If you listen close you can hear Mumbo ask..."why am I drowning?!" 😅😂

[@emissary8071]

I looked at Martyns bubbles and it looks like when the snail is underwater, you drown too

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

​@@emissary8071yep. Gem and cleo also almost died that way.

[@LRM12o8]

Mumbo dying unnoticed in the background of Martyn and Etho's cozy little chat is the best part of this episode! 😂

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao I didn't even realize, that makes things so much funnier

[@YayaZa_B33_]

Every time Martyn's snail is out of view I panic and fear for his life-

[@Aaailurophile]

After seeing pearls episode I panicked when they’re chilling at the beginning before forgetting the wildcard hadn’t been activated yet 😂

[@maomi-88]

7:56 love how rens immediate reaction is "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??"

[@Naomiwy3970]

That’s just so Ren of him

[@redram6080]

Can't blame him. That sounds so weird lol

[@OneLittleE]

The immortal snail idea is so, so, so, GENIUS and I will never be happier.

[@chepacorina]

"Is that yours there?" *snail launches into skizz* yeah i think it was. I laughed so hard at that bit. This series is so much fun!

[@SilverWitch94]

27:06 for the timestamp!

[@flarie7853]

@@SilverWitch94Thank you!

[@Kat999xx]

I love that Martyn clocked on to the mechanic almost immediately by recognising the meme. Super fun episode, was definitely on edge the entire time

[@WaterAndEarthGirl]

There's a bunch of people who did! Bare minimum, both Mumbo and Scott called it out once they saw the snails! XD

[@bookishnewt8468]

The snail growing a propeller had me wheezing 😂 11:49 - No wait Ren’s shriek had me dying

[@marniejane11]

The fear and terror of them all was hilarious 😂

[@somethinsomethingelse]

Martyn doing the most terrifying jumps and leaps in the nether while a snail chases him had me on edge. Also it was super impressive until the enderman showed up lol

[@outerstellarspud]

I know Grian said this season would be wild, but this is far beyond what we ever could have thought

[@ThreeAndAHalfOfDiamonds]

it’s like a mini series each episode!

[@minisara119]

Lol He decided to do as many plot twists as he physically can😂😂😂

[@mikiru_0914]

21:33 this is SO funny. jimmy "that's new" to martyn dying to an enderman. snickering on my bed.

[@quindexreal]

I can't wait for the animatics for this episode

[@skylanderspizza]

Always love a good ol' "Martyn and Etho Risky Adventure" and they never end badly! Totally.....

[@bluebunnykiller9497]

The amount of deaths for ep 3 is crazy imagine episode 4

[@Expriexp]

Okay but ren SPECIFICALLY saying "wife swap" is implying smth THAT I AM RUNNING WITH also at 16:15 martyn was READY for someone to die and i love that the little part of his brain that goes "I MUST PROTECT MY KING" is still active

[@LRM12o8]

14:54 is like that meme with the kid in the pool: you can hear Mumbo drowning and see him taking damage in the background, but nobody notices! 🤣

[@Why.am.I.Here_o-o]

3:09 I can already hear the fanfic writers taking their pencils and notebooks and writing ideas in their computers

[@journeysfable13]

Surprisingly, from what I can find, there are only two treebark(ren/martyn) *centric* fics with the arranged marriage tag on ao3. And there are 35 life series fics with the arranged marriage tag. Trust me as someone who reads ao3 fanfics way too much, that's a shockingly low number. I know you didn't ask, but for some reason that didn't occur to me until after I decided to look. And now I feel the need to tell someone

[@juliusroman8616]

@@journeysfable13 that's kind of strange considering double life was literally arranged marriages

[@AquaEclipse324]

0:00 - Introduction 7:07 - Beware the gastropods 13:10 - Red Lives are upon us 17:00 - Nether interlude - ft. Etho 23:07 - Gastropod experimentation 32:20 - Snails for the slaughter 34:51 - Karma collects her debt 37:35 - The potion plot

[@Americanbadashh]

Thanks

[@OksanaSean]

Everyone’s running in fear from snails. Etho and Martyn raid a Nether Fortress. Awesome! Loved the video!!

[@qube7590]

41:17 pretty sure Ren gets credit for that kill, I think he made scar’s snail invisible

[@CittywithaK]

Yea, he did. Watched Mumbo's POV before this one, everyone was screaming about an invisible snail and it was Scar's lol

[@JeffreyFlory]

Ren and Martin should have looked to see who's snail they made invisible. Since it was eSCARgo, it was a yellow killing a yellow, so Ren will not gain a life from that kill.

[@qube7590]

@@JeffreyFlory Oh darn you’re right

[@emmanem7]

I mean, even if Ren doesn't get an extra life bc of it, it still is a cool thing to know, both for stats and bc omg? The invis potion snail strat actually worked? That s so funny

[@JeffreyFlory]

Oh, it was still brilliant, so cruel and funny, just no gained life point.

[@Alice-not-Alice]

What a ride! And nice to see the rare Etho-Martyn team up

[@Fynchfire]

the custom title is still the highlight of the ep for me

[@drmugg_]

I love Martyn and Etho together so much, such a fun and creative duo lol

[@A_RandomPie]

I think that this series might be a little shorter than the previous ones...

[@jichu6337]

The funniest bit is that skizz lost over six lives while gem and joel havent lost any that i can recall. Some peoples might be short and sone long 😂

[@GhoulishStorm]

The immortal snail..?

[@CheeseThePurpleDragon]

YES!

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Oh thank god someone else got the reference

[@GhoulishStorm]

@@SomeChristianGuy9 all I needed was the thumbnail and title lmao

[@TellyKNetic]

I cannot wait to see all the fanart of the snails!

[@ThreeAndAHalfOfDiamonds]

i can’t wait to MAKE fanart of the snails! 🤩

[@Ghost_Platanus]

You need to get sand before Grian gets them all 30:39 he's just getting them all in front of your eyes

[@jmibarbia14]

The snail flying is kinda like the sheep om Tiny Glade. Sooo cute!

[@evanpadilla6840]

I can't BELIEVE you guys actually pulled off that invisible snail ploy. Evil geniuses

[@maplejay9427]

The martyn + ren team up is so entertaining I’ve been loving watching you two this season !

[@Tr1xxterr]

This was no doubt the scariest episode in disguise

[@bravehearticus]

Coming back to a Swiss cheese mound, and ren say "I can't find my horse!" was hilarious 😂

[@azr3ii]

IM SO SCARED GUYS LETS ALL STAND IN A CIRCLE AND HOLD HANDS AND PRAY 🙏🙏

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Add that to simultaneously shitting my pants in fear lol

[@EmerialynCodeVenice]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Ren gave his life to Jimmy, thus leading to Jimmy's team (including Scar) swearing an alliance... HOWEVER, Ren and Martyn (even if unknowingly) made Scar's Snail invisible which directly led to Scar's death with Scar likely wanting to get revenge on whoever did it since he is now on his last life... ...if anyone puts those pieces together, it's going to be a mess 😆

[@mistycomet9760]

14:04 it looks like this is one of those pet parks and they've all brought their snails over to play with each other

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

Oh, I would kill to see a Hermit & Friends D&D Campaign. It'd be so entertaining

[@Slepy_Mayn_Coon]

20:43 I love Martyn😂

[@ilexdiapason]

yeah, the custom title got me

[@RobTFilms]

i hope for more custom titles

[@AmenKing1999Gaming]

You're the first to figure out this week's Wild Card, I'm admittedly impressed. I'm going to call this one A Snail Tale.

[@Idran]

a stnaile

[@xanthosalpha2145]

The invisible snail getting Scar at the end was immaculate

[@Pogulation]

So this is why they were dreaming about running

[@ingridf3rnanda]

Making the snail go invisible was insanely SMART

[@MarlinaHoney-pk2no]

Why do I feel like there's a snail I forgot about that's chasing me somewhere

[@CittywithaK]

Because there is...😈

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Look behind you

[@Life_wolf35]

Bro when this season is over im so excited to see the animatics Because unlike other seasons this one will have something entirely new for each session and I wanna see like a 3 minute animatic for this season showing artists own interpretations of each twist✨

[@Idran]

I mean. Secret Life did too to be fair :P

[@Life_wolf35]

@@IdranI know but that was different to each person. Don’t get me wrong I loved all of the animations and art for that to👍

[@limpanbus229]

Wild Life is making me laugh so much, they're brilliant

[@lazaruschernik18]

Ren: We now have an alliance with jimmy and scar and lizzie to be loyal to the end Martyn: great! now lets kill them!

[@bibbr4137]

this is genuinely my worst fear

[@sweetj.creates2429]

okay from martin's POV i get why everyone was dying, they were all trying out ways to get rid of the snail instead of just staying away from it 😂

[@fanachy7861]

As soon as I saw the snail title I knew exactly what this was lol. And it did pay off for a fantastic episode. Funny, tense and difficult yet very enjoyable. But Martyn. Why oh WHY did you decide to venture into a Nether Fortress with all the snail’s pacing about? I should sleep, it’s almost 1AM. But good episode and I look forward to the next one!

[@everluvsU]

this is genuinely the most stressful thing ive ever watched

[@Kasai606]

0:29 How do I craft this again? 🎶

[@odette-elodiablanc9573]

I love the Rendog and Inthe littlewood duo. Great job!

[@cupofmilkyway]

This was such an insanely fun session!!!! Your POV is always so good, I enjoy the vibes you bring to the series and the chaos to bring to every group interaction Loving this season so far, it's awesome!❤

[@MarjoraLegion]

The invisible snail is pure genius😂

[@Furina5OO]

Okay the first few words caught me so off guard that i forgot what i was going to comment

[@KingTheGhast]

the way that this series is really living up to the name, what an absolutely deranged wild card i love it- I MEAN so sorry for the deaths, king

[@BeetleGeuse-uz1lg]

Huge props for seeing the invisible snail plan through

[@Udyst]

I did the math and you could move from london to sydney every 38 years with about 9 months to spare before the snail reaches you

[@msidc1238]

Until the snail hitches a ride on a plane.

[@Wurmze]

You forget one of the features of the snail is it’s hyper intelligent. It will find a way to hop on a plane. Best strategy is to use the money to hire someone to keep and eye on it so you know when to scarper

[@Sylveon17]

Love that you knew what the wildcard was based on! Amazing video and the potion strategy was genius. Great video! Lovely chaos ^-^

[@AshenAstra]

I'm so sad that it took them until the last couple minutes of the session to execute the invisible snails plan. Could you imagine how funny it would've been if they had done it even ten minutes sooner, and potentially killed several people with it? The chaos would've been golden.

[@SofaAutumn]

Ren: welcome to ren mound Martyn: its the ren wood mound stop calling it the ren mound! Ren: oh sorry, welcome to the ren mound 😂

[@rose8953]

0:08 straight to the out of context video

[@malpheus4299]

Wildest out of context statement yet

[@Loifey]

⁠@@malpheus4299 idk about wildest, Jimmy has some bad out of context

[@GalaxyBunnyBunny-ot8jy]

I’m just doing my art while watching this but I do dnd so when it is mentioned at 6:37 I immediately look up and really hope a dnd campaign in a series like this is set up

[@marniejane11]

Well done figuring it out so quickly Martyn! Omg hilarious episode 😂

[@asvestor5932]

Ren and Martyn living in 2 towers/trees etho Tango Bdubs being the 3 little pig with their house made of wood-stone-copper grian Mumbo Skizz being Hobbits this season is funnier by the minute

[@dbseamz]

They gave the snails custom game subtitles! Grian really did think of everything.

[@alevol5229]

Scar was killed by an invisible snail right before the session ended

[@OutcastXp]

I haven’t watched yet Guess for his snail name Inthelittleshell MartynsMollusk

[@Trinity25493]

Great episode!!!! Martyn getting it immediately was funny, especially when Ren didnt have a clue.

[@CERISTHEDEV]

Everyone: running for there lives against the snail Etho and martyn: what if we make em invisible?

[@loniefink677]

The chaos was great and you handled better than any of the Lifers. Really nice to see how quick whit leads to the nature of the situation. Also, I love the episode title implying a poisoned brew, brilliant. I think Ren should get credit for Scar's death at the end there. I think Escargo climbed up the mountain to killed him, but I'm not certain. Really amazing episode you put together here. I know it can be seen as a tired thread, but there is a history of former winners helping others to the endgame and it would be great if you silently sponsor Etho and Ren to see how far they can go. Not your best episode, but only because you set such a high standard. It was really fun to see you take all the elements investigation, PVE, bartering with other players, and putting together such a fun experience. Amazing to watch you play the game. Kind regards,

[@crad12891]

Everyone freaking out while Gem can't stop gushing over how cute her snail is in the background is incredible xD

[@JAB_the_Tab]

the way the voices gradually fade out when people die is hilarious every time, especially with ren

[@axfantasma665]

I would 100% watch a D&D series with the Life Series people. Martyn would make a good DM

[@carcrazynik]

Best thing you can ever do with a wood base is start an alliance with Scar. 😂 Good job Ren getting that alliance through Jim

[@adababs]

Had to pause multiple times because I was laughing so hard. Definitely one for the books 😂

[@Bookwyrm86]

I think this episode of Wild Life has won the "Most Screaming and Yelling" award in Hermitcraft.

[@Rvxyl]

Can't wait for the lore about this one.

[@ชัยชนะใส่เสี้ยว]

Ren : I can't finding frigging horse! Martyn : make a horse sound noise.

[@Caleb-p3t]

I’m a new viewer, and the beginning 100% sounded like 2 rich gentlemen chatting over a cup of tea, like what the heck 😂

[@malpheus4299]

One sentence into the episode and we already struck out of context gold.

[@ssnpixie]

That scene when the snail blipped into screen and killed Ren omg so much laughing ensued lol Edit: best line ever 'he just literally superman punched him'. Grian is an evil genius FYI lol

[@emmanem7]

The invis potion strat was great tbh, I feel if you had more time with the potions you would have probably gotten a kill with it Edit: okay after watching Scar I think it did work

[@graciemiller2191]

“I CANNOT FIND THE FREAKING HORSE” is one of my favorite Ren quotes lol

[@PucaAtPlay]

Martin, just join the next season of Hermitcraft as the wildcard. Every week you just get up to mischief, instant fan favourite!

[@Quotenkatze]

The invisibility was eviiiiil XD /pos