The Snark Tank Podcast: #77 - Bell of the Ball

[@walincoln7033]

This pod's upload schedule is more inconsistent than Sweeney's ability for empathy

[@ArkhamJacks]

I un subbed from their patreon for this reason 😂

[@perote3]

“Nothing happened” and it comes out just after the blizzard lawsuit lol

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Chris' ability to alter reality works in odd ways.

[@Acefreezies]

@@HalfBrainGamers Does Chris have the power to bring chaos into the world, or does the world spite Chris?

[@HalfBrainGamers]

@@Acefreezies since Chris can't directly change reality, only influence it indirectly, I would answer the latter

[@mayomaster1134]

“I bet some fucked shit is going to happen tomorrow”

[@flameboi7104]

An actual excerpt from the fandom page on Sheen: Sheen served as a Sergeant in World War Two, and he is responsible for leading troops to Iwo Jima. However, he suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder throughout The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius as well as Planet Sheen. Sheen's religion is Hindu, and he speaks 5 languages: English, Spanish, Russian, Vietnamese, and French. Sheen may have ties to the Sicilian Mafia.

[@ThePhantom4516]

Sheen was allegedly captured on film participating in the abuse & torture of prisoners in Abu Ghraib.

[@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros1449]

@@ThePhantom4516 i fockin knew it

[@kristenyarbrough4287]

Cool

[@datsimplenope]

Greek mythology in a nutshell: AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

[@SoaringLettuce]

Indeed, he came.

[@danieldsantiagorodriguez4955]

After hearing Chris admited to lying about the Full Metal Sheen shorts, I'm glad Laci fed him a cricket.

[@My_knob]

Chris pushing this full metal sheen thing is fucking with me BC 2000s Nickelodeon is just weird enough to do it

[@burnarm25]

its Planet sheen a spin off tv series from Jimmy Neutron

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@burnarm25 That ain't it. He's talking about a mini-segment using Sheen that happens in-between episodes, not an entire show itself.

[@burnarm25]

@@jamesmccomb9525 I see

[@OwnageMancer]

That Full Metal Sheen story is so rediculous that I have to believe it, because I honestly don't think Chris can be that creative Edit: I stand corrected

[@jasons.2807]

Every Greek mythology story is literally Zeus bangs someone whether they wanted it or not, and the child becomes an adventurer.

[@motozealot5176]

New drinking game. Take a shot everytime Tom Sweeny brings up race

[@HExtraordinaire]

Humanity would go extinct

[@lukam.7575]

"Keith Ledger" fuckin sent me dude 🤣

[@SaltyReverend]

I have caught myself randomly singing your opening song way too many times.

[@fishface6159]

I honestly could never decipher the lyrics beyond "hey look it's a little dead meme" and "cocky little bitch"

[@SaltyReverend]

@@fishface6159 Thats all you need to have it stuck in your head lmao

[@duckdickerson9494]

@@SaltyReverend bru it's a fuckin bop bro, the end beats is the tits

[@SaltyReverend]

@@duckdickerson9494 Exactly it slaps hard

[@mitchdouglas9844]

1:08:56 Chris and Derek simultaneously become bemused by Sweeny's nonsense and have the exact same reaction. Belissimo.

[@lukam.7575]

they were awed by him calling Heath ledger "Keith Ledger"

[@TomiPalese]

Nega comes from "negative", so it shouldn't be a problem to say it, but I get it.

[@Zabrakjedi]

Nigga comes from the racial term "niggative" so I think its just too risky to use.

[@izzyd885]

28:40 How does Chris do that? Just makes a lie sound like the truth. That's some Metal Gear Solid 3 shit right there.

[@SuperInsanewolf]

He's part of the la li lu le lo

[@SoaringLettuce]

The seventh member of the Cobra Unit, The Lie.

[@robk1948]

He has expert training from Zach

[@pizza-for-mountains]

you have to make yourself believe the lie

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

Nothing's happened" Activision blizzard enters the chat

[@kimorayn1733]

oh, wot hap?

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

@@kimorayn1733 apparently the environment was very frat house esque and misogynistic. One story that came out was that a female staff member took her life after being forced into a sexual relationship with a supervisor and after her death some of the guys shared nude pictures of her around

[@mynameisjames12189]

Chris scares me with how good he is with coming up with complete lies

[@t0ttiS]

1:02:47 sween is actually spitting straight FAX..

[@starofthesea2185]

Im pretty sure that Drake Bell defended Dan Schneider in an interview about his character.

[@yowatchie]

When Derek turns to the side his hair makes him look like an upside down balloon. Also I swear to god almost everything he says about the Dark Knight trilogy is pretty dumb.

[@wasteman9548]

Dereks takes on most things are kinda wack ngl

[@cherrygrabber7172]

In Dark Knight Rises, Batman survived via autopilot during moving the nuke away from Gotham. Yet it was shotted were like a blind spot into convincing the audience to thinking he actually died, perhaps to reflect to Alfred's perspective up until the end. Bane sounded great, both charismatic and intimidating, rather than just a roided brute. Then again, I felt sort of bored without seeing much of Batman after he was broken, and it's more of the side characters that help build up for his return.

[@MySqueezingArm]

The end of the podcast was by far the craziest I love it

[@suyo3380]

Snark Tank 3 days apart? The world must be ending

[@mynameisjames12189]

Not yet, my friend. Not yet.

[@pen1sman]

“Heath Ledger?” “KEITH, there ya go”

[@kimorayn1733]

Thanks for talking about concerts my boys, I've been thirstin to see one live for a while now. So whaddya say Chris? Pop a flute in that bussy and I'll be right over...

[@Eesh_]

I swear to god I watched full metal sheen on Nickelodeon when I was younger holy shit

[@ReynardCalcifius]

My favorite peanut butter oreo podcast

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

I drove Lyft for several months, and the amount of people who will just get in your car without paying attention is insane. There was this one time I drove to a Nashville suburb because they had a crystal shop I wanted to see out there, and I had to go pick someone up at the mall. I get there, a woman opens my back passenger door, climbs in, verifies she is the person whose name was on my phone (let's same Amber), and I took her 10 miles outside town before she gets off her phone and looks up to tell me I'm going the wrong way. So I stop, ask if she's Amber and she tells me, "No, I'm Ashley." So I go ok, this isn't your ride, why'd you get in? And she said it's because I had an Uber sticker. I only had a Lyft sticker. Anyway, had to drive this bitch back to the mall so her actual ride could get her. Didn't get paid or anything.

[@galatiangod]

Sween you better get that plate out of your room.

[@clownymoosebean]

Clean your room, Bucko!

[@IndeedVancho]

Derrick talking about mythology at 0.25 speed is pretty entertaining

[@mynameisjames12189]

Next live show where and when?

[@dhruvadange4778]

Can confirm what you can find on KZbin, even without sorting on new, a friend dared me into a video of watching horses get struck by trains

[@sephiroth8517]

I'm subbed with the bell and I NEVER get notifications for this channel

[@jayesh1212-i3d]

1:09:32 Thats kind of right, because the things that batman does can best be represented in animation, comics, and video games.

[@Lastman737]

1:08:54 Keef Ledger yes Sween that's him

[@than217]

27:40 Chris finally says N-Word repeatedly.

[@0rcryst]

Please tell me Derrick did not just compare Tosh.0 to Ridiculousness.

[@Terrax1]

Yoshi mains don't pay taxes, so that checks out.

[@williamadams1432]

Is that a killian reference?

[@LanceUppercut]

It's funny, I'm a huge comic/super hero fan, and I prefer when they stick closer to the comics (though it doesn't mean I wouldn't like stronger "interpretations"). It's why I prefer the majority of the animated features to the majority of the live action ones.

[@swarthyattire]

My dads whole KZbin history is scantily clad women and I'm like hey, Google exists nigga

[@pleoTCA]

1:44:53 that interaction shouldn't have made me laugh that hard

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Does Sweeney actually think that all of Shadow the Hedgehog's bullshit anime powers come from his shoes?

[@HExtraordinaire]

You mean they don't?!

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

@@HExtraordinaire no idiot, they obviously come from his sick manly chest hair

[@HExtraordinaire]

@@Judgement_Kazzy nah, he has no chest hair. Clearly, those are just his pubes draped over his manly bod

[@TJThornberry]

There was no Full Metal Sheen clip. I am dissapoint.

[@telepathicfish1489]

I remember loving the Dark Knight rises when it came out, but I saw part of it again a year ago and I was astonished at how terrible it was. Also, the batsuit looks fucking hilarious in daylight.

[@clownymoosebean]

Toilet Paper < Bidet < Enema

[@xenos_n.]

OH YEAH GIMME DAT SWEET SNARK JUICE

[@seasontwoscully8488]

Thanks boys

[@thethirdbomb5026]

Shadow fell from outer space and moved around pieces of planets you ain't beatin him

[@commissardale]

This is all I could find on the wiki page; Sheen served as a Sergeant in World War Two, and he is responsible for leading troops to Iwo Jima. However, he suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder throughout The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius as well as Planet Sheen. Sheen's religion is Hindu, and he speaks 5 languages: English, Spanish, Russian, Vietnamese, and French. Sheen may have ties to the Sicilian Mafia

[@oneilone7921]

You are awesome Chris

[@maisumcriticonainternet4351]

I waited fo the Dhin or Xin whatever that chris mentioned and I was thoroughly disapointed... Hey guys. I subbed recently through Chris. After watching a few episodes, I am now on a quest to watch every episode of the snark tank, and commenting on the last one I watched.

[@darmanskirata4167]

13:00 They are acting like their parents aren't disappointed in them

[@hsuhru2051]

If the guy who asked the fighting game question is reading the comments play guilty gear strive it's one of the newer more populated easy to pick up fighting games

[@VaruniaKhan]

Hall n Oates, nice.

[@gamedrop3262]

1:20 HAHAHAHAHA starting with lies or the word nigga. . .pure shit :D at least they're consistent.

[@genericuser4019]

how come the last episode was only 3 days ago, instead of 1 week, (not that i'm complaining, i certainly appreciate the change in schedule)

[@dhruvadange4778]

Cause the last one was late

[@kimorayn1733]

Puerto Rican guilt, my guy.

[@pleoTCA]

I mean: Nothing did happen Until the Lawsuit came out

[@T0asTy1]

It's not called Full Metal Sheen. It's called Planet Sheen and it's a real show.

[@Alex-bi9mk]

"It's like this anime pedophile VEGETO"

[@alexlawrence6440]

I vaguely remember Seen shorts, I woulda been real little tho (21)

[@jaihayes9647]

I've heard this opinion before, I don't understand it. What kind of weak ass dishwashers are these people using? Any dishwasher I've ever had is great at cleaning fairly dirty plates and stuff. Some select thing will need a scrape or a rinse. But most of the time it works flawlessly

[@luisaleloki]

Derek for emperor

[@kronus_2694]

Dude that full metal shein shit is real I can't remember what it is but he's right

[@ThePhantom4516]

full on gaslit

[@Deadsu-sensei]

I'm with Derek in the same situation except I can't remember the name of this very obscure cartoon show I've seen as a kid but I remember how the intro would end. It was a creepy show that had creepy stories but there was a main character who was this short old kid with blue skin, blue hair. The intro would end where there was full moon that would show a heart pulsating and the main character would say something until the lights would go out and he seemed annoyed about that. I keep trying finding the name of this show but I can't find it. The thing about the show was that it would air at night but I'm not sure if it was on the Fox Box(God I'm old), Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, Jetix, or in the Disney Channel but I doubt it.

[@Deadsu-sensei]

One of the episodes that stood out to me was where a random kid who was bullied was shoved into his own locker and the lock would lock itself. The kid tried to call out for help break out but no one cared and years later where they finally opened his locker they revealed that the kid died from starvation and you can see his bones remains and stuff. That's all I could remember from that show and that episode gave me a claustrophobia as a kid. It would be great help if anyone reading this could help find the name of that cartoon show.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

1:23:55 Guud ones

[@grifspliff655]

Norse mythology is the absolute shit and the myth known as “Thor the Transvestite” is fuckin hilarious

[@Courier_333]

I dare you to argue with Colin about dark knight rises

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Who keeps breathing into the mic like they're on a ventilator God damn.

[@12345done6]

I'm not a massive fan of sargon but he has some arms

[@pablofromearth]

Oh yeah this is my replacement for heroin

[@melonboi927]

Chris things like the Mothman and chupacabra are not folklore is more similar to mythology those are Cryptids

[@Chase.The.Pain.]

DIAPER GANG REPRESEEEEENNNNNT

[@Bysentenial]

I'm too lazy to do it but someone take this out of context for me 15:36

[@therejectsshow8702]

The whole Sasha grey thing pissed me off so much because I couldn’t remember what the chicks name was from spider man I actually had to turn off the podcast and find the fucking scene her name is Macy gray

[@Spitfyre1011]

If Sweeney wants to hear Billie Eilish properly sing he should listen to the James Bond opening she made. It's not an amazing song but she sings really well.

[@ghostshrimp5006]

Sargon is part of a new podcast called the lotus eaters

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

I'm pretty sure he made that new chanel because the other ones keep getting demonitized

[@ghostshrimp5006]

@@kylo-benshapiro687 yep, KZbin doesn’t like him vary much

[@johnw5442]

Sween that’s kinda suss

[@RipperTips]

Its real weird to hear how chris ha changed in the last few years literally cant speak to what the other two say about anything though sargon is doing better than ever it would seem. Also this podcast is personality driven

[@steffanryan]

Are y'all thinking of "planet sheen" ?

[@Zabrakjedi]

He literally said it happened after planet sheen.... And im sure hes just fucking around.

[@steffanryan]

@@Zabrakjedi o I see. Yea. I had this on in the background while doing something and didn't catch that.

[@syndromeofadowns]

You clearly didnt watch the whole podcast. Chris admitted he made it up

[@GandalfGreyhame3]

Michael Keaton was a good Batman yall sleep.

[@adamcdonald240]

Yeah their Batman takes almost all suck

[@timcasserly684]

i love this podcast but for the love of god turn down the intro its so loud

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Best starter fighting games: 3D: Tekken, Soul Calibur 2D: Anything arcsys, but if anime fighters aren't your thing, play the DBZ one. Everyone likes DBZ for some stupid reason.

[@xblowsmokex]

I have contained my rage as long as possible but I shall unleash it upon you now like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone from me, begone vile man!Fighterz as a starter fighting game? This is a finisher fighting game! The game of the gods! The Golden gods!! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!

[@eelshark12345]

Nah I would say MK is a good game to learn 2D fighters. FighterZ is pretty complex.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

@@eelshark12345 Yeah, but even if it's hard, you can play as Goku in every single form and combination of forms like a fucking bionicle

[@somecitrus7561]

Hit the nail on why basic internet drama sucks moist swampy rear right on the head, if I have to hear the surname Paul one more time I'm gonna check into that forest myself. Also look up "looks like these black creatures really mean business"

[@ScrombIo]

Yo I wanna support you to get the discord link but patreon keeps disabling my accounts. Is there an alternative way to join in the kerfuffle.

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

A not insignificant amount of people dont like Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker

[@gabedurno6780]

IMO: Tom Holland is a good Peter Parker for his "portrayed" age. Andrew Garfield was prob the best Spiderman. Toby was ok for both but found a good balance.

[@lukam.7575]

bad take. Andrew Garfield was the worst Spiderman ever cast, by any possible metric of "goodness".

[@gabedurno6780]

@@lukam.7575 hmm i have to disagree. I read a lot of the comics and Garfield played the "college spiderman" part well. His mannerisms were very similar to the some of the comics that I read.

[@lukam.7575]

@@gabedurno6780 being the "slightly awkward cool kid" isn't peter parkers shtick. the only possible positive poin i could leverage for both Amazing Spider Man is the costume design, and even then i still prefer remi's more cartoonish aesthetics.

[@ArkhamJacks]

Tom Holland's movies are too self indulgent in being a shared universe. Thats not what spiderman is about. Theyre BAD spiderman movies. Theyre fun tho.

[@khaozero]

Planet sheen.

[@Zabrakjedi]

Planet sheen.

[@seff6533]

Sasha grey games on twitch

[@user-xy5nl1qo9n]

The show is called planet sheen!

[@mcgiver1327]

These guys never heard of come on Ellien?

[@mcgiver1327]

Full metal sheen Mandela effect?

[@6661313]

nega is just negative, it's no different than anti Batman getting back to Gotham is not an issue about just not seeing it. but they made a point of saying they blocked off anyway in or out of Gotham. If RDJ wasn't famous, having him play tony Stark would have been stunt casting, tony stark at that point in comics had already been an alcoholic, arrogant, surrounded by women who were clearly hookers but Marvel was never going to say it, and looked just like RDJ who had also been an alcoholic, arrogant and blowing money on hookers.

[@Hydrogoniise]

For anyone trying to find "Full Metal Sheen" try looking up "Sheen Nickelodeon Bumper" and sorting through those results.

[@My_knob]

All I see are 5 second bumpers of sheen screaming bloody murder I will not rest until I find this

[@Hydrogoniise]

*You'll spoil the surprise for those who didn't get that far yet*

[@Utomneian]

i'll fight you, The Dark Knight Rises wasn't that bad, especially not worse than Spiderman 3, you're muy loco, Chris. i didn't find Spiderman 3 funny, it was cringe, and the plot was bloated. and as far as DC movies go, i consider The Dark Knight Rises in the top 5, whether that's an insult to DC or not, you decide, lol.

[@jax5683]

Yo Chris, Have you checked out Armored Skeptic's Tell Me More series?

[@sturmley]

If you open up my driiiiiiiive (see what's inside) It's gonna taaake some tiiime to penaliiiiize

[@DirtMG]

Im not ashamed to say I did what that black kid did back in high school lol

[@googoofeesmithersmits4536]

acting like bidets are new when they've been a thing for many years lol

[@johnmcmanus7809]

Planet sheen?

[@stephenwalsh9165]

Oye

[@jeikuultimategamer2821]

Planet sheen is an real show with out a doubt I know because sheens annoying voice so I know full metal sheen exists

[@oldcrow6752]

There's plenty of fetish porn on KZbin. Depending on the kink, better than pornhub's. ....not that I know from experience.