The Sopranos Best Moments and Quotes (Season 1)

[@Draeka]

Paulie always had the best one-liners. He's like the funny uncle.

[@SuperNeos2]

Marko Petkov heh heh

[@ElectricLadyland87]

"You hear what I just said, T? I said Paulie has the best one liners. I said he's like the funny Uncle."

[@spiderboy-db5us]

Hasidim but I don’t believe em

[@sojunip]

No, uncle junior is the funny uncle. Paulie is the crazy cousin always in detention during school

[@PaulieWalnuts1776]

I heard that cauliflower is $3.99 a pound. You believe that?

[@RichWeigel]

I don't know about anyone else but I have to watch these like every two weeks. Its like therapy.

[@thatpart]

Rich Weigel Me, too. I totally understand!

[@dtraversodt]

Every week for me...I even purposefully insert some lines in everyday conversation lol

[@bonito613]

The clips?

[@brianwilliam5034]

Every two years for me

[@anaxemurderer5094]

Same

[@peteluis2849]

"I have patients who are suicidal!" "Well they're not gonna feel any better about themselves if you get clipped!!" LMAO one of the best lines ever I miss this show

[@Bklyn93]

Figured I’d give this comment it’s 400th like :)

[@ThatTurboProbe]

"Don't you hear the doorbell?" "But I'm in the middle of a game!" "You'll be in the middle of the fucking street if you don't wise up!" It genuinely made me burst out laughing the first time I saw that scene. If I could, I would wipe my memories of this show just so I could experience it again.

[@peteluis2849]

@@Bklyn93 Thanks dude, have a good weekend!

[@peteluis2849]

@@ThatTurboProbe sooo many quotable lines, the writers were genius lol

[@TheChadxiii]

"Jesus fucking christ!"

[@evanb1470]

Artie was Tony's only real friend. He pointed a gun at him and he threw the ham at him and he was not whacked for either.

[@victordiaz1071]

Evan b his nephew Christopher actually shot at his truck at the strip club.

[@AwaisAli-qn9in]

@@victordiaz1071 but he killed him remember?

[@kevingamblesonlife9999]

Tony fucked Artie over many ways an he knew Artie was a Simp.

[@TylerKehne]

He threw food at Tony, that's gotta be resolved.

[@davidcoushila8977]

Da fuk do you know about it!!!

[@cousinbebop]

Left out the line - "come in heavy or not at all." Such a great delivery by junior.

[@AlbinoLoki]

Silvios face is stuck at permafrown. Even when he's smiling, he's frowning.

[@tar5us452]

Yeah but Steve the actor is nothing like that in real life. He's part of Bruce Springsteen's band. He's a great actor.

[@notsogreen]

Lordi. Like Robert Deniro in The Irishman, no matter what age: an upside down U.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

He always looks like he's smelling something really bad...

[@hugonongbri8100]

@@crazyjoedavola5430 probably the Provolone in his socks

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@hugonongbri8100 - 👌

[@manman5997]

"Take it easy , we're not making a western here " - epic !

[@RichWeigel]

"Getting my wine in position to throw in your damn face.." Best ever!

[@SiccDeville]

always wit da drama!

[@darth856]

"You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?" "Yeah, and nothing did. So what?" LOL

[@boop79]

I’m still living. Still surviving

[@DimmmIsBack]

'' What did you get in Science? '' '' D+ " ''I'll see what I can do'' LMFAO

[@balabanasireti]

Shut up.

[@dawson_cashwell]

Lord Skeletor ohhh!

[@UKprankzz]

@MACK D she wouldn't. She was the best wife anyone could wish for. She took care of Tony and the kids and stuck by them till the end

[@sabir1208]

@@UKprankzz a lot of men are like Tony and don't deserve a Carmella

[@Snowbird_89]

Can’t believe it’s been 20 years since this first aired. Greatest TV series ever.

[@lukamilic]

Phil made it in time from the can to join lol

[@NSUMDFS]

Tony: "Hey Uncle Jun, how was Boca?" Junior: "Wonderful! I don't go down enough!" Carmella: "That's not what I heard!" LMAO!

[@jaspaldeora8572]

Lmaooooooo

[@in.ernest6846]

Went right over my head the first time I watched it 🤣

[@johnochiltree1170]

Carmella with the zinger!

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"CUNNILINGUS AND PSYCHIATRY BROUGHT US TO THIS"

[@juanoro-barcenas79495]

Season 1 Gandolfini was a beast. He was a thin and burly in the right places. That's what made him intimidating and someone you don't want to meet in a dark alleyway.

[@senojelyk]

Tony and Carmela's happiest moment on the show was while they were laughing about Uncle Jr. giving head. For that one brief moment of shared hilarity, you could see why they were a couple.

[@johnwalls7170]

I noticed that too!!!

[@legacy7450]

They had a nice moment by the pool too. In season 1

[@jasonmitchell31680]

She looked beautiful in tht scene

[@sjf1981]

So true his body language was just amazing. What an actor. Just the way he moved around in the bed made it seem so real. We've all been there with our significant other

[@nuckymancini7013]

He was whistling thru the weatfield

[@ukkfayooyay]

Best TV show ever. Thank you for this compilation.

[@tjtaylor3446]

ukkfayooyay FACTS!

[@frankthetank1369]

You need to watch James Cagney he did good gangster movies.

[@Aaron-ud6wk]

Every time I see this show I get this weird craving for spaghetti and wine

[@abde0065]

Aaron Luna LOL me too! Although Tony isn't really eating in the show, he makes it look so good!

[@brendanotoole5871]

Cigarettes too.

[@Scyllax]

Aaron 117 The first two Godfather movies would make me hungry.

[@BlakeGildaphish76]

i usually get a craving for chicken parmigiana.

[@nuckymancini7013]

That ain't what this is about... #wakeUP

[@rdm0108]

Love the food fight scene. That's how true friends argue.

[@panterxbeats]

It's almost overwhelming coming back to this early season footage after recently going through season 6. how much all the characters had been through in this truly great show!

[@xpudsygaminxdiverse1910]

And his look tony looks !

[@brooklynrose298]

"Once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings, they wouldn't be able to shut him up."

[@nuckymancini7013]

#thisTHATmaFONGUL

[@LaCokaNostra_]

@@nuckymancini7013 gay

[@dtraversodt]

5:07 Brendan was like a sitcom character on the show 🤣 he bought a lighthearted feeling to every scene

[@scottboomshakalaka9593]

The chemosabi line kills me every time 😂

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Like jazz

[@blackopsquay]

I like how when Tony is screaming at Christopher in the car, every time Christopher tries to explain himself, Tony tells him to SHUT UP!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rusteddenial453]

Shut up you listen for a god damn minute im talking here

[@jonathanmkrtchyan7526]

He’s mad at him what you expect Tony is being the older relative to Chris he’s got the dominance after all.

[@menworkharder]

- In the hours you're here taking care of my mother, no ganja. OK? Tony S.

[@sixtythreekraft2608]

what is "ganja"??

[@thiweygulber3138]

SixtyThree Kraft Weed

[@AstroCreep77]

Olivia would have been much nicer if she smoked Ganja.

[@nuckymancini7013]

And @helluva @lot more braindead

[@maryellen968]

Like every jamaican smokes... They probably do but that's just a stereotype frame of mind.. But all italians do that when they see people Of color,or different race, they say black people steal,jewish people are money hungry,and all ladies are whooooores... On the show italians act like they own america! You know something? I think they do

[@ElectricLadyland87]

Man the scene with Sylvio and the over the top wink while getting a lapdance always cracks me up. Such a great mixture of comedy and tragedy, Shakespearian in scope and depth. You can feel devastated one moment and then laughing out loud the next. So good.

[@brians7901]

Artie was literally the only man alive who couldve gotten away with throwing that food at Tony like that

[@refikalpertuncer8512]

*finds the body they were searching for. -is that him ? -Now, that would be a some fucking coincidence if it wasn't now, wouldn't it ? Best Reaction Ever.

[@dashiellkwan276]

Ryan Akwar what’s #1? Breaking bad?

[@refikalpertuncer8512]

@The Exiled Pimp Thanks bro

[@snappyego908]

@@dashiellkwan276 definitely not in terms of dialogue

[@lauracorcoran630]

@@dashiellkwan276 I

[@JS-jb1dx]

I came to comment this; I literally laughed out loud haha 14:23

[@incognitoking9704]

“They made him an offer he couldn’t understand”

[@dtraversodt]

😊😂😂😭😭😭

[@regularm3924]

Wrong franchise

[@spaceman_sz]

You know, I think it's "he mde them an offer they couldn't understand" It would make more sense

[@rydermccall3590]

“You haven’t heard ours yet.”

[@rover5058]

Lmaooo

[@Fabo100]

It's crazy how much Tony's accent changed

[@beefjerky1264]

Apparently after the first season he went through voice coaching

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

Don't know why he had to even put on a accent he is from Jersey..we don't have that accent that deep

[@ianmangham4570]

Thank the lord 🙏 because it was so awful in the pilot 😅

[@MaxxCoyote]

It's so weird to see Gandolfini so thin.

[@DocToxicTF2]

Reverse weight watchers :)

[@jonathangonzales4115]

Mind me v your mother. Who I’m sure is proud her son spends all his time playing video games

[@DocToxicTF2]

@@jonathangonzales4115what are you talking about?

[@elveszettszikla]

You should check a younger age pic athletic long hair and shit

[@slyzool]

@@DocToxicTF2 lol seriously, what in the world does that even mean/relate to???

[@nilsandersson4654]

i love the actor that plays that corrupt cop... theres something about that character, wished hed stayed on for longer. shoulda got his own show like better call saul or something. although his last scene is hillariously tragic, waving his badge to get by that traffic jam cuz hes in such a hurry to kill himself

[@nilsandersson4654]

just realized his the guy playing the dad i home alone haha

[@windycitytoast]

Kevin Macallister Private Dick at your service! I couldnt agree more man John Heard did alot with the several major roles he had in film/television before he passed away..

[@dtraversodt]

The great John Heard yes really wish he stayed on longer too

[@jrh11254]

Dale Traverso - yes, RIP to John Heard.

[@UKprankzz]

@@nilsandersson4654 he also played the governor in Prison break. Great actor

[@Apemopo]

HE DOES NOT HE DOES NOT TO A PSYCHIATRIST? HE DOES NOT

[@joeyfridays]

very good, i laugh

[@AnAbsurdExistence]

God i hated her as a character at times but damn was she a phenomenal actor.

[@cinnamontoast1586]

I need a 10 hour version of just "He does not" "Yes he is"

[@idklol4197]

I love aj interrupting meadow's smug mafia rant with "who cares". Based aj

[@PaulGreen11]

"You may run North Jersey but, you don't run your Uncle Junior!" "You be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up!"

[@CR-vj6vv]

The dialogue written for this show was pure gold. I could listen to it all day 😅

[@ericalynn9044]

the rant about the cappuccino lol

[@abde0065]

Lol that's my favorite part in the whole series.

[@ryangranato5010]

What point in the video is that?

[@abde0065]

3:40

[@ryangranato5010]

The Opinionated Thanks :)

[@joshn938]

It's not just the money, it's a pride thing. All our food....pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella, olive oil...these fucks had nothin. They ate puzzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst...this espresso shit. lol fucking classic.

[@velkonemriam1935]

The kitchen food fight was just the most adorable thing in the whole show! 😂

[@nickw4197]

Agreed lmao

[@scottprice4955]

Having never watched this show myself. I just love how everyone is just stuck in a mood. I need to start watching it

[@MM-qi5mk]

" Take it easy! We arnt filming a Western" Junior always had the best one liners

[@forever_golfer1981]

"Who's welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?" LOL

[@matthewfakes9796]

Sylvio's face while the stripper rode him... hahahahahahahaha

[@peterh1353]

Wonder if he watched it with his wife.

[@dtraversodt]

Silvio had so much charisma

[@slasherlovingay2488]

Mans was enjoying himself. He really became 😩 personified.

[@hanklesacks]

“Take it easy, we’re not making a western here” 🤣

[@mikechialastri7777]

We're wit dad wipers. Tony making fun of the goofs him and Chrissie stole the booze from.

[@christiandibenedetto4244]

The priests reaction when he asks if he's staying over makes me die every time

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

😂

[@kebokev7519]

Tonys voice changed so much over the course of the show

[@alexdelarge703]

Kebo Kev Takes you right out of the immersion...

[@happybuddy4385]

They hired a dialect expert and made him change his accent to a more New Jersey accent

[@shaungilsenan5696]

Julian Vargas nah lol. He was born in New Jersey. His accent is over saturated. But it makes him Tony Soprano, his normal voice is a real versed accent. (Born and raised in Jersey)

[@AzulaOTP]

Yeah I just finished the show and going back to the season 1 stuff I don't even recognize his voice lol

[@thestonedwitch]

Kebo Kev CWISTOPHUR

[@m60a3ttsz4]

"They made me an offer I couldn't refuse" "Yeah, well you haven't heard ours yet"

[@rebekah518]

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” I saved that for an argument-ender once. *pure magic*

[@yannick245]

"Are you still seeing your other women Lorenzo?" WHAT A MONSTER!

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

😂 that was hilarious!!!!

[@Vladpryde]

This was so worth the 29 minutes of my life. Thanks for posting!

[@bubblegum1948]

"Will you let the man tee off?!"..."You yap worse than 6 barbers!" --- Uncle Junior 😆☄️🤣

[@joshm5156]

The shut up scene with Christopher is one of my favorite tony scenes. He was Such a great actor. One the of the most underrated actors

[@FrostyFlameTV]

I always forget how funny this show was. The comedic timing was perfect.

[@glravna]

Im still not over that James Gandolfini is dead =(

[@dalkhal]

Glenn Johan can you imagine all the great movies he would've done in the past few years.

[@indianaalymbekova2473]

i know.........:((((right....

[@tracysimmons3860]

Rex II ForSure Pass me them Red Peppers!!!

[@mkfloyd9131]

Look to Chrissys intervention, some prophetic words spoken...............

[@MyREDTAIL]

Same here sad, Great Actor etc, His weight was not good at all for him, Caused heart Problems, I am sure

[@LDacic]

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

[@patgogan7324]

Peppers and eggs...

[@LDacic]

?

[@tarantino12345]

Best line ever!

[@nuckymancini7013]

#FUCKemBOTH

[@itsrena9750]

love this show lol classic lines

[@abde0065]

Thanks for liking guys. Season 3 is available here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJzVi3tse7mdmLM

[@ryanh3784]

I just started watching this show recently on hbo max. I’m 2 and a half seasons in and it’s already one of my favorite shows of all time

[@shafterx8133]

Have you finished it?

[@ryanh3784]

@@shafterx8133 yup did not dissapoint

[@deadboxozo1592]

the amount of quotes iv used from this show has changed my life

[@HeartCocoCloud]

Since time and memorial

[@advance9343]

I wipe my ass with your feelings

[@jph752]

As soon as I thought I was out of watching sopranos clips they pull me back in

[@0mnicide]

Also, that food fight between Arthur and Tony was hilarious.

[@merijnvankeulen2973]

`Even a broken clock is right twice a day´ damn

[@FirstLast-cf4mi]

I didn't get that one. I didn't Kapeesh.

[@Salmontemaki]

First Last 😂Capisce

[@rekanpayne6606]

@John Lorton what's the name of the book? It's on hulu?

[@nuckymancini7013]

U said that 3 fucking times what's ur point?!?...

[@CocoKickz94]

@John Lorton Lmao Sit the fuuuck down SoundCloud Spitta.

[@madog3308]

"I thought you were a bacala man, Uncle Jun. What are you doing eating sushi". LOL

[@diannesouthport3896]

Best compilation yet.

[@abde0065]

+Dianne Southport Thank you very much. I am working on Season 2 and I will upload it soon.

[@diannesouthport3896]

+The Opinionated Good, please hurry!!

[@diannesouthport3896]

+Don Francisco hahaha😂 its a retirement community!!!!

[@comanchedase]

+Dianne Southport bababa non stop! don't you ever get sick of yourself?!

[@avinashhosamani5791]

Dianne Southport

[@melbourne-heat.69-71]

Seven years now unreal...he was the best from day one till the last show... The Sopranos could have lasted another 5 years and I would never got tired of it...R.I.P. James..!! We all loved you and the show you are definitely missed...😢

[@dtraversodt]

Artie is easily the most likable character in the entire series: hardest worker,smooth family man that knew when to stand up for himself

[@Blondie727]

Artie is the cringiest of characters & was far from a “smooth family man”. He went after every young female that worked for him to assuage his midlife crisis & made a fool of himself whilst doing so. Hard worker, yeah but the rest…nope.

[@me6271]

At the start he was. Then he became annoying as hell and a piece of shit

[@Blondie727]

@@me6271 I agree. He was was one of my least favorite characters. Comic relief at times but very annoying. His cute wife Charmaine deserved better than him.

[@geordiejones5618]

He also had the hottest wife easily.

[@Blondie727]

@@geordiejones5618 I disagree once again. I know beauty is subjective but I thought Christopher’s wife Kelli was easily the most beautiful of the wives; very natural with classic good looks- even better than Ade. The rest of the wives were attractive but they had a hard, worn out look to them despite being pampered. I’m sure that was written into the script because the lifestyle eventually takes its toll on their psyche. I dare not speak an ill word of Jenny Sack lest Johnny be lurking. That woman was a Rubenesque goddess. 😜

[@BubbaDank]

"He is not." "Yes he is." "He is not." "Yes he is." "A psychiatrist? He is not."

[@loudmouf9246]

“You ever feel like nothing good is gonna happen to you?” “Yeah, and nothin did, so what.”

[@abde0065]

Season 2 is available here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3atqaOvmdygoLM

[@frankbrand2775]

Dimitri too kin

[@dcreal1969]

The Opinionated

[@anksunamunbce3668]

it l00ks like the Sopranos are really good. how many seasons did it run.? what was the reasons why it went off?

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

Go fuck yourself.

[@cherylbeauchamp6991]

Omg THE BEST SHOW EVER !!!!!!!! They’ll never be another show like this❤️

[@T5252-b9o]

Best.Show.Ever! I must have watched the series 10 times already. It never gets old. Tony and Christopher are my favorites!

[@ryanp1922]

Uncle Junior is the best fucking character of any TV drama ever!

[@orlandosanchez5638]

Ryan P Tony to me is the best

[@anticlockwisepineapple3090]

Agreed 100% Dominic Chianese nailed the part perfectly

[@joelspringman7748]

Fantastic writing! Great character development! 👏 All of the actors are phenomenal!!!

[@nicann8038]

RIP James Gandolfini. He was perfect as Tony Soprano but, also brilliant in so many more movies and stage plays. God bless his poor son. I hope he is doing as well as can be expected. The best shoe EVER on TV. What a wonderful ensemble cast. I make it a point to watch at least once or twice a year. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@ohurleyderek7986]

Kayak kit OK oo88 I ppl po

[@Slinkyserpents]

Yeah I think most people do.. it helps in keeping normal folks grounded.

[@zayneclark3771]

Best advice in life I ever heard - " You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?" " Yeah, and nothing did. So what."🤣

[@roncash5311]

Salute! Hell of a show. . .

[@Silgor117]

I love the food fight scene. You can hear both actors trying to hold back laughter 😅 so good

[@johngotti2962]

“What’d you guys do for 12 hours, play name that Pope??” 😂

[@DelaneWazHere]

Best dialogue for a tv show. God damn.

[@BigDaddy5ization]

Holy shit I just realized that was Vito at the bakery

[@jboudie]

Good catch!

[@davidmartinez9993]

I love how Sil can smile and grown at the same time

[@guudnewdle6910]

Lol livia saying He does not four times xD

[@Clutnuckle]

She does not!

[@Clutnuckle]

She does not!

[@nickr4837]

it's strange to me how much more attractive Lorraine Bracco is during this series to me than when she was younger and thinner in Goodfellas.

[@darryl163]

agreed

[@jasonstevens8517]

Lorraine Bracco hot??? You guys need some glasses. She was never 'hot'. Average looking at best.

[@AgentRuckus]

How about Annabella Sciorra as Gloria Trillo compared to her role in Jungle Fever. Cute then, sexy asf in the Sopranos

[@darryl163]

I'd smoke her farts for sure

[@himurogemma6032]

I noticed her in other films she is.

[@MeggsOverEazy]

“Lemee tell you somethin. I have a semester and half in college so I understand Fraud, I understand therapy as a concept.” Lmao @ a semester and a half 😂😂😂

[@tapoemt3995]

How much more of him do you need?

[@GerryBolger]

Schlomo - "As the Talmud says..." Tony - "I don't give a fuck what he says" 😂😂

[@Michtus]

Scene with Artie and Tony throwing food at each others is fucking hilarious :D

[@rporta]

I love Season 1 lol, it's amazing

[@LynchyVidz]

Bravo! Best Sopranos compilations I've seen

[@MrMeeSeeKs1977]

One of tony's best lines is "let me tell you something" 😂😂😂

[@Arthurdankarelli]

I’m due for my Soprano’s re watch

[@billhughes7927]

It’s amazing how much the show changes from season 1 to 6. I love every season, but between how much technology changed and how much darker the show became, it’s always kind of jarring at first whenever I restart the series. Going from the last episode to the pilot is really fun to see.

[@juliadegutes3689]

One of the greatest shows ever...Watched it from the beginning to the end..own ever season on dvd..

[@johnk.7523]

8:55 is a criminally underrated line from Livia 😆😂

[@cicolasnage5684]

I remember when this first aired, I was already heavy into OZ on hbo and just caught Sopranos out of boredom ( mind you I was 13 at the time and was waiting on some salacious late night show hbo was so good at showing). And ended up following that show for the next 7 years religiously. Got my mom and brother into it as well. So funny how the first episode was in the style of a dark comedy and how serious it got as it progressed.

[@papagorgio23]

"who's fuckin welfare check do you have to cash to get a burger around here"

[@johnas9092]

YOUR MOMMAS CHECK

[@SunriseDreams-]

“Even a broken clock Is right twice a day”. I love it!

[@eddynihongo]

I never noticed how James Gandolfini sounded like a completely different person in Season 1

[@adrianjohnson2033]

That’s true I noticed that too

[@ericalynn9044]

I love uncle jun

[@declancoffey2246]

Erica Lynn me too

[@js4672]

Erica Lynn season 1 was his best IMO

[@UKprankzz]

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@donaldcramond9641]

I have watch to Sopranos so many time i can't even guess how many and now i am going to watch your 6 uploads. Thanks for doing this and let it begin..

[@alainbergeron4520]

Tony goes " even a broken clock is right twice a day" amazing line

[@gracegonzalez2782]

Thanks for this upload ! Rest In Peace James Gandolfini.

[@PabloCruise91]

"HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS DID I SPEND PLAYING CATCH WITH YOU?" Best show ever

[@jpm224]

@14:22 "now that would be some f*****g coincidence if it wasn't" gets me every time.

[@bartlebydolan3225]

Is that him? -now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it? sometimes I remember this line at random times throughout the day and burst out in laughter.

[@alejandrocrespo7633]

"Psychiatry is a racket for the jews" LMAO