The Sopranos - Matthew and Sean beat up a stock broker

[@Bigboss233]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH GAMESTOP

[@eduardoa3165]

doge

[@marc80s]

COME ON, APES!!!

[@mynameisnotimportant2854]

😂😂😂😂

[@paulmanning7559]

Why its got a 267M float the competition is robust and their business model is 20 years behind. Your stocks a dog

[@MattyIcecubes]

You're supposed to push Xbox

[@marc80s]

This is as competent and as respected/feared as Matt and Sean ever got.

[@semicron5159]

Easy to to gain respect/fear from a bunch of civilians.

[@jesuselchristo1252]

Semicron fuckin plebs

[@mrxy4481]

They should've demanded $1,000 from him

[@Kingofhemluck]

They were up in the club, with a stretch hummer

[@DemonMaldito1]

@@semicron5159 Better than nothing, a start.

[@tonyc7301]

I love how the broker guy tried to have a normal conversation with Matt and Sean, explaining the pros and cons of American Forestry vs Webistics, after they poured scalding hot coffee down his back.

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

WOPistics

[@jimywilcox6866]

And his face

[@swankybubbles77]

On a side note, why are they drinking Maxwell House outta styrofoam

[@STPickrell]

@@swankybubbles77 It was the 1990s. Coffee tastes hadn't evolved yet.

[@haynej3]

And then they proceed to beat the crap out of him. Lol

[@joejones8454]

he never hung up the phone imagine being on the other side of that call and hearing what’s happening

[@TheMt45]

I love how he continues to defend his stock advice after getting hot coffee poured on him

[@dbz4586]

Well dude had some balls for standing his ground at least.

[@LasVegasDashie]

@@Little_yuerandI was just giving them alternatives! Shit!

[@Little_yuerand]

@@LasVegasDashie smile

[@shadowman2192]

The name of this video should be "Why Stewart left the stock market and opened up a comic book store".

[@hxllzcxrtxz7883]

Draven you must be the riddler naming all the good hbo clips

[@tigerchillyable]

Draven oh shit that's him

[@kasomeno]

" I understand that you're on a fixed income, but you COULD triple your money in a year" lol classic stock broker line

[@mikeg2491]

Now it’s “you could 300x your money in a year” with crypto

[@rickyj1250]

"Anybody else got a problem with webistics?" might be the most underrated line of the series

[@betrousaltaweel]

There was nothing they could do. Matthew was a licensed broker and Stuart wasn't. It was among the Italians, real greaseball shit.

[@SkankHunt-xh4qk]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@huskerhammer6325]

"and we just had to sit back and take it".

[@huskerhammer6325]

he's trolling your ass bad.

[@kennygarza9961]

haha ha awsome

[@frankfurlacker5219]

That's what Vito did.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

They look like the kind of people who would fit in at Stratton Oakmont.

[@nyyfanvkamath]

Vinesauce Obscurities that's the point. This episode and the movie Boiler Room was when Hollywood actually started documenting the boiler room pump and dump firms of the 90s. David Chase was showing how the mob was getting a piece of it too.

[@professionalcommenter5]

nyyfanvkamath let me guess you go to Yankees games in a wifebeater and jersey, gold chain and backwards Yankees hat. Ayoooo Tony ammiright?

[@mattjindrak]

GOOD! PICK UP THE PHONE AND START DIALING!

[@vakeone]

Or J.T. Marlin.

[@nickwoolley7368]

@@professionalcommenter5 wtf is this comment

[@Nobleshield]

YA 'SPOSED TA PUSH WEBISTICS!

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

WOPistics

[@vitocardone4237]

Obi van kanobi STFU

[@MYPLAYLIST247]

LMAOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOO I came to this video and in the comment section for this comment and I got it I knew I’d see it

[@chasjohn57]

The closest The Sopranos ever came to Beavis and Butthead' Matt and Sean!

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

chasjohn57 I loved the stupidity of these two bahaha. Seeing them die was great in itself as well however.

[@JasonJones-ty1xb]

Or Corey and Trevor from Trailer park boys

[@SplendidCoffee0]

Paulie and Christopher in Pine Barrens

[@mynameisnotimportant2854]

😂😂😂😂

[@killaskrilla5320]

Up In The Club

[@FirewallMightyHero]

Alternate ending: The broker successfully explains the intricacies of the stock market to Matt and Sean, who immediately recognize the error of their ways and apologize for their actions. Later that day, the two of them corner Tony in the washroom of his club and inform him of what they learned. Tony is amazed and immediately hires the broker to be his personal accountant and financial advisor. He is so successful in earning money from stocks that Tony and his family are able to leave the world of crime completely.

[@WarThunderers]

Tony then spent the rest of his days enjoying his time up in da club

[@danjones2164]

@@WarThunderers …working hard to get the skills to have the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@lifeisstr4nge]

His small hands help seal the deal cause the broker has them touch the hot coffee and they shrink to Trump-size.

[@Brownismyname]

Alternate ending : Tony loses all of his money in the stock market (like how most people do) and sinks deeper into the world of crime. Also... Meadow has to work in the Bing

[@Arteist2020]

😂

[@Snarkythecat]

Lol the way Ade smirks after Matthews "word up, later chief." She's probably like "what a fuckin tool."

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Even back in 2000?

[@patrickTPisces]

It’s definitely good subtle acting - she’s unimpressed. I also wonder if she noticed the magazine Matt was “reading.” Guess NSFW didn’t apply to him.

[@eduardoandrade8298]

The way they beat up the broker is almost cartoonish looking..

[@alexthompson9516]

I think that's kind of the point, they're intended to be a bit ridiculous and try-hard.

[@RamesesBolton]

He stomps exactly like DeNiro after playing his son in A Bronx Tale

[@MajorHenryL.]

Imagine being the guy on the other end of that call hearing all of this

[@ccie12933]

That guy's a great actor, 'cause office coffee is lukewarm at best.

[@fuku102]

lol

[@gromitpesley]

when do they say that?

[@The_yeffy1]

+Gromit Pesley every morning at about 7:30 after you have spaced out for 30 mintues waiting to grab another cup

[@Sevv9220]

+Jcurvs99 Like an idiot, I pressed the 7:30 in your comment thinking I was going to see something in the video that I missed...just thought you should know that you inadvertently fooled me.

[@The_yeffy1]

+Sevv9220 I didn't realize it was clickable lol that's funny

[@ulteriormotive1863]

Anybody else got a problem with Webistics? I need to get this on a t-shirt.

[@bradwinstanley6290]

Its got a 3 million float! Their technology is 2 years behind!

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

I do (Cocks glock)

[@takerdust]

Brad Winstanley don't make me grab some coffee

[@bradwinstanley6290]

But the competitions robust...

[@A.C31]

Your stock's a dog!

[@waltwhitman7545]

1:08 i love sean's little double take here

[@connorcm3]

Anybody else got a problem with gamestop?

[@johninjersey]

Now would be a great time to start a new stock trading app called Webistics! :)

[@laughingtothebanklikehahah3618]

Gold

[@DGdescendant22]

Next time somebody calls me trying to sell something i might just shout “You’re supposed to push Webistics! Then hang up

[@robertthomas2601]

This show was always ahead of its time. The economy was soaring when this aired. The Sopranos gave us a splash of cold water that the party wasn't going to last. Heck, in the very first scene of the series Tony is reading a newspaper with a headline about the looming health care crisis.

[@TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

+Robert Thomas Health care has always been shit in America.

[@robertthomas2601]

TheSpiritOfTheTimes Well, let's put it this way. In these days, think of American health care as being a shit from Meadow Soprano. Today, think of American health care as a shit from Vito, with mushrooms growing on his ass.

[@RescoeZ]

+Robert Thomas There's an image.

[@A.C31]

This was the first show in 2000, so it was close to March, when dot com exploded. Although pump and dump can happen in any economy.

[@lanmilanmi1831]

HMO you're covered

[@jimjamjoeyjoejoe]

That first shot of Chris in this scene is exactly like my manager when he's hard at work.

[@tz8565]

After having scalding hot coffee poured on him, he says.."your stock is a dog"....more hot coffee thrown on him and a beating to boot. MUCH RESPECT😂

[@S1LVAW0LF]

1:47 the way they proogressively go from pouring the coffee in his face, to kneeing him, then the pause b4 sean and matt just start wailing on him gets me everytime 😂💀😂💀

[@Schyderap]

It was Sean, just Sean.

[@TheNewEmphinix]

Sonny wouldn't be so proud of you anymore Calogero.

[@leondelvechioramirez8529]

Wanted talent that was his problem... Seriously look him up. Did a stint in the joint a few years back.

[@TheNewEmphinix]

+Leon Delvechio Ramirez I know. Chazz and DeNiro tried to advise him with living like that yet he didn't listen

[@Aivottaja]

+TheNewEmphinix Now yous can't leave.

[@12345balla12345]

TheNewEmphinix sonny would beat c's punk ass so quick his head would spin

[@SuperKoreanzombie]

TheNewEmphinix Shame Sonny got whacked, sad to see how C turned out. He could have taken over Sonny's corner

[@samcar2724]

and this is how this man left stock broking to open a comic book store in passadena

[@TheOlesarge]

YES!!!!!!!!!

[@nqi87]

Samcar it's Pasadena wiseguy

[@globalcombattv]

Did the Mafia extort comic book stores?

[@davidshamiri1448]

What show are you talking about?

[@samcar2724]

@@davidshamiri1448 big bang theory

[@11Stucat]

and his last words will be 'Mommeee"

[@cougarhunter33]

Coffee is for closers.

[@jakep1979]

+parhelic triangle 6 thousand dollars, did you hear what I said?!

[@jakep1979]

fooloof Ohhhh your big man now!!? here is a pack of gum, I will show you how to chew it!!

[@bjeffrey1863]

+cougarhunter33 lmao...Fuck you, thats my name. You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW...that's my name.

[@laminage]

+Stuey Ungar Yep! That was the greatest motivational sales speech in Movie History. The place was a dump, it was cluttered, and they had Old School Office Machines, they spent more time gossiping and drinking coffee than Selling.

[@bjeffrey1863]

***** lol, here have some steaknives...

[@incarnateTheGreat]

Every time I watch this scene, I'm glad these two stooges got what was coming to them.

[@steviepusch2166]

Had any of the made guys seen this these two goofs would have been dealt with immediately. Its one thing to be provoked its another thing to fuck up what is supposed to be a legit scam.

[@rcnelson]

If only some real stock brokers got this treatment.

[@kostarossides5062]

Ikr I'm sick of those fucks calling my number to sell their shit.

[@nickwoolley7368]

He was trying to actual help the client and not just offload junk stocks?

[@kena.8003]

@@nickwoolley7368 Then he needs to go work at Vanguard and not this chopshop

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

And today, Webistics is called 'Google'.

[@argelbargel7680]

"You're supposed to push shine boxes."

[@Lynx-lh9it]

Gay

[@jonathant4095]

Up in the club!

[@moviereviews541]

Looks like Matt had a "case of the Monday's!" LOL

[@Grandprixguffaw]

😂😂😂

[@TacticalWhippits]

Me and my gamer bros when some hedge fund nerd starts shorting GME instead of pumping it

[@cosmicprankmusic]

He pushed AMC when he should have pushed GME.

[@Lady_Deadpool]

I don't understand what's so special about this clip. That's normal in most offices.

[@Vranabg]

it's a boiler room

[@Lady_Deadpool]

Vranabg I was being sarcastic.

[@jaimec322]

Lady Deadpool 💋 lol, this was how we handled people in my office too

[@mmodnao]

What's special is Adriana in her hot red outfit. You blind?

[@redwingsfan3621]

Mmod: You’re right but it’s orange. Still, tho!

[@piratesfan1995able]

This how the SEC should have handled the housing crisis

[@Stuff_that_Flies]

The moment Stuart quit stocks and went to open a comic book store way out in Pasadena.

[@Beansy72x]

😂

[@Patrix111able]

r/WallStreetBets in a nutshell.

[@truthseekerrm29]

YOU'RE SUPPOOOOOSSED TO PUUUUSH WEBIIIIIIIISTICS

[@A.C31]

It's our pick a th week!

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

WOPistics

[@lili8686z]

Lol

[@AngelTechno]

He was just giving them an alternative.

[@SiccDeville]

i don't know what's worst, the hot coffee down the neck or the george mcfly knocking on the head?

[@michaelford1124]

ahahaha

[@Snarkythecat]

Hello, hello? Anybody home? You're supposed to push webestics, McFly!

[@godfather4377]

Chris constantly surrounded himself with complete idiots throughout the show. Brendan, Matt and Sean, Jackie Jr, Dino, Little Paulie, and Benny (and he looked like an Einstein compared to the rest).

[@mariozd971]

Well, you oughta know it, sweetie😂

[@theodoremcdonald9471]

Benny was a pretty competent soldier he just got got fucked up a lot since he was low on the chain.

[@godfather4377]

@@theodoremcdonald9471 He wasn't as bad, but still pretty dumb. The entire Artie incident showed that. Did he honestly think it'd be a good idea to rip off Artie's customers, and Artie would not be pissed about it, and not run to Tony over it? Artie could easily have lost his business. Benny was just a thug, and couldn't really think big picture. Really, a lot of these guys aren't very bright. So in mobster terms, he wasn't that bad. In overall intellect, he was dumb.

[@clintbrothers2975]

Benny was a criminal mastermind

[@SaucySoviet]

adriana is smoking, dude.

[@jackrockwell6698]

Drea De Matteo is really hot. It's just the mafia wife look that some men don't like. But look at her when she's not on the Sopranos and tell me she's not hot.

[@flyboy7588]

Michael Quindlen Not so sure, Mike. I saw her on a talk show a few years after the show ended and she looked like hell. Smokin' hot body but the face??? Check out her FB page. The chick has some issues.

[@Nobleshield]

Ey vaffanculo!

[@shrapnel77]

Sheldon and Leonard administer a beat down on Stuart for not having the latest edition of batman comic book.

[@WarThunderers]

Vito: You’re supposed to pack fudge

[@mathellman3099]

With shinebox you could triple your money in s year

[@A.C31]

Shinebox isn't funny unless Phil's around.

[@crjaded]

Just now realize how much i miss a young Drea on TV

[@dannythomas417]

Practically a young everyone on this show, period. And knowing that Michael Imperioli and Sydney Sweeney were individual main cast members on The White Lotus, it inspired me that Michael would've been the greatest guest star on Euphoria since Rue is a drug addict like Chris. And Cassie could've been the top earner at the Bing.

[@bradleybrown8399]

She's on only fans now, so you can see as much of her as you like...

[@joeytrimble1558]

LMFAO these guys rule soon as chris leaves they just start dumping coffee on a guy and stomping him out ...

[@iancameron2759]

I once got the shit kicked out of me in an office I worked in. It was outrageous but I can actually laugh about it now. It was because a couple of young guys in the office came back from lunch drunk and started making personal remarks about a close relative of mine. I said "fuck you wanker" and next thing I was getting the shit battered out of me. I went and found another job soon after.

[@stuffandthings1155]

Shoulda pressed charges

[@AverageAlien]

@@stuffandthings1155 pussy move, should've fought back

[@RedNightDragon1]

Damn. Love your honesty. Hope they didn't beat you too hard.

[@ajonetto]

Throw me one thousand coffees

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

After this incident the broker went into witnesss protection bought a comic book store in pasedena and changed his name to stuart

[@NotBen101]

You're supposed to push gamestop

[@Bear-Cohiba-1966]

The guy there were beating up is the comic book store guy from the Big Bang theory

[@huskerhammer6325]

nice call....

[@huskerhammer6325]

Big ban theory"?

[@huskerhammer6325]

John Sabp don't like BBT huh? Its about the only sitcom I can tolerate

[@theend9258]

+John Sabp philly rocks BBT does really suck. Its the only sitcom i CAN'T tolerate

[@Bear-Cohiba-1966]

@@huskerhammer6325 we’re does it say big ban 🤡

[@rampageclover9788]

Brancato was high on coke when he filmed this scene

[@A.C31]

Did you read this or can you just tell by watching him?

[@rampageclover9788]

He admitted in an interview from prison (I think it was 60 Minutes) that he was stoned during that iconic "is it better to be loved or feared?" scene in A Bronx Tale. The interviewer then asked him if the "rumours" we're true that he snorted coke before filming this. He said "yes, probably" or something. The signs are also there on both occasions.

[@Ultradude604]

+Rampage Clover 20/20 it was.

[@rampageclover9788]

Thanks. Easy to mix up the two

[@A.C31]

60 minutes, 20/20, 48 hours.. All the same mixture of occasional gems and deceptive nonsense. Easy to confuse them, as Rampage said.

[@FSKgolaso]

great scene.cheers for the upload

[@leveluppupgaming7207]

Can't believe they did that to Stewart! He's never gonna let them back in the comic book shop after that.

[@icloudlogin4913]

This is why the series was so great. Violence and humor. So over the top but you could still imagine knuckleheads like Matt and Sean bring street justice into an office. " So EF " is a classic too.

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

they should have made a series about this .

[@rjplamf61]

you think everyone in that office got the point.

[@SmilingSynic]

Instead of coffee, Matthew should have dumped Diet Fanta orange on the broker.

[@castlehedge]

"E.F. I'm listening" Lol I don't think anybody on here got that reference

[@redwingsfan3621]

Yeah, most of the younger ones on here probably didn’t get it. Although this was almost 20 years ago, so the majority got it at the time.

[@nykia31]

The way Adrianna says "So..E-F." Is hysterical to me lol

[@raygordon3728]

After this ass whooping Stuart moved the Pasadena and got into Comic Books. Great move.

[@alvarorojas5515]

This guy gets a call from the hospital. And this two would still yelling at him "YA SUPOSE TA POSH WEPISTIKS" from the phone.

[@xasinxylophone434]

Up in da firm “Give me 1000 stocks”

[@pontiacGXPfan]

Six people have a problem with Webistics

[@anothernumber9753]

1:29 this is why Stewart went into selling comic books. Nobody at a comic book store will burn you with coffee.

[@blaisepastel4505]

This scene was so fucking funny this first time around lmao

[@DutchDiederik]

Such a great scene.

[@Gryffilion]

Coffee: it's not just for closers anymore.

[@jimmyteerex2177]

Now that's how you increase productivity in the workplace!

[@BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

wasnt that guy they beat up stuart from the big bang theory lol

[@KNByam]

anky bh yes.

[@domfrommelb27]

Yes he can't get a break the poor guy

[@beatruchis]

+anky bh Yes!!! thank you... the whole episode thinking who was that guy!!

[@cjdavis6055]

0:16 no Man can deny he'd feel like a millionaire waking up to this

[@gfunkmadness]

Imagine furio as the head of HR at this office, every complaint would get the same response, DONT BITCH TO ME

[@aseaton0604]

"YA SUPPOS'D TA PUSH WEBISTICS"

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

WOPistics

[@TheRobbo007]

Fuckin’ tedious this shit! 😂

[@danny355]

These guys just didn't have the Enron connections

[@Shatamx]

1:51 the beating sound effects just make me lose it. Fucking riot.

[@dondajulah4168]

@1:00 "The next Yahoo right now". Wow, crazy to think that was at one time used in a stock sales pitch.

[@Jengoboys603]

The look in Lilos eyes when he says anyone else got a problem with webistics.

[@DJ-yc5qk]

Webistics was actually the next Yahoo

[@joerules829]

They beat that guy so bad he moved to Pasadena and opened a comic book store.

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

This scene is fucking hilarious.

[@karljesaitis3656]

I bought call options on webistics last week But with the coronavirus the market tanked

[@mr.classic6823]

This is you shouldn't leave the Kids unattended plus it proves Good Help is Hard to find

[@lar4305]

Now thats what i call stress in the workplace.

[@ered203]

And just like that, Stuart decides to open a comic book shop on the opposite coast.

[@jbenso128]

‘Supposed to push webistics’

[@EminencePhront]

I love the contrast of how "tough" he acts when he's just scalded a guy with hot coffee from behind, and when he's about to get shot and crying for mommy. Definitely one of the most satisfying ends on the show.

[@johnlouisville]

Excellent management skills. Watch and learn people.

[@tz8565]

😂

[@PhilChill621]

That guy got out of stocks and opened up a comic book store somewhere in California

[@thomasalexanian927]

MANTOLOKING... I LIVE NEAR THERE. I feel proud of living in New Jersey because of the sopranos

[@batukanb]

The best scene I ever seen

[@Lynx-lh9it]

Zeen

[@Giratina1999]

Idk why but this scene makes me fall outta my chair laughing

[@NikitaAktav]

at least they poured coffee on him, not a soft drink of choice

[@tbc9096]

For the record, I no longer have a problem with webistics.

[@yellowlght]

Bad day @ the office

[@rent6114]

0:17 I thought it was either matt or Sean kissing Christopher for a sec