The Speedrun Of My Dreams

[@furiante01]

For this new year, let us take a moment to look back. How did Nemz's year in streaming look like? We got a 5 month break starting in February, a few single streams in July, followed by another 4 month break. And as an excuse, he tries to fake a serious mental health issue when, in reality, he is just incredibly lazy. But what has he done in all this time? Setting a new playtime record in DBD using cringe E-Dating names with a girlfriend that will be leaving him soon anyways, eating his 2000th subway sandwich, coming up with a fake TV show this time in a new attempt to appear busy, transitioning his dog, refining his repertoire of animal noises, and generally being a complete disappointment to his family, all while he turned 40 a few days ago. He is 20th on the DS3 leaderboard right now, with the only chance for a record being a new weight PB. As always, Koss has to come and save the day. He has worked tirelessly throughout this year to extract every last bit of usable content from the junk that are Nemz's streams. But even that wouldn't be enough for Koss. He used the last bit of his free time to produce daily KZbin Shorts in addition to the normal videos, all out of love for his community. He even worked through the holidays in order to not miss a single week. All the praise Koss gets can never be enough, but we will still continue to try.

[@dudoamaral5333]

This but unironically

[@liamyates5544]

Amen

[@IrithyllOftheBorealValley]

I haven’t watched nemz in years. What happened?!?!

[@zsnako5466]

I’m seriously starting to think Nemz has Bipolar disorder or something because the breaks he’s taking are about the same length of the depressive parts episodes, and then he just comes back and says the most out of pocket things and is active for a bit, and that’s reminiscent of mania. Y’all might think I’m joking but I’m convinced, it all lines up. I think what y’all say actually effects him in a way and I don’t see a reason to come back when you have an audience who trashes you 24/7, regardless of satirical intent or not. 🤷‍♂️

[@hma262]

a grand total of five streams in a year, spaced out like rare celestial events. Nemz sets world records, not in gaming, but in fake stories and imaginative storytelling. Koss, is the unsung hero, tirelessly mining content gold from Nemz's streaming escapades. He's the wizard behind the curtain, turning the most boring streams into internet gold. And yet, Nemz's biggest achievement? Climbing the leaderboard, not in gaming prowess, but in snack variety. As always, Koss is there, the real MVP, making miracles out of the mundane

[@bio6588]

I edge to gwyndolin

[@brandongloopzoop1793]

When you think about it Nemesis38 is emotionally cheating on us by promising he enjoys streaming and disappearing for 7 months.

[@NetNeelsie]

Yeah,fuckin' hypocrit he is.

[@gongzhengchuan2609]

Cha-rewwwwwwwwwww

[@maxlagus9042]

this feels so surreal to listen to this stories while he dies to wall mobs for past three years

[@leeanderson0775]

he sure the whole jack thing doesn't come from the jackcident

[@yuummyy6015]

Koss is cooking five star michelin meals as always

[@xhumanwine]

Thank you so much Koss for putting hard effort to create these amazing contents for us to enjoy... I am really apreciated!

[@dwarfshortages8265]

I usually only watch nemz videos when I’m having a poo, but tonight I treated myself and watched it before bed instead.

[@-Kuro.]

Gotta applaud you Koss for turning an annual 2 day stream into multiple banger videos. Keep it up, man

[@yacobeU]

Koss on the grind 💪🐐 some people could really learn from this mans work ethic. 🤡38

[@purplelight3057]

well done, koss. thanks for another great video!

[@jeffd9437]

captain cholesterol literally speedruns in his dreams only

[@nicbo069]

Only things he gets to farm are omegaluls

[@NetNeelsie]

Thank you Koss.

[@platinumannihilator9376]

A comment for algorithms, because Koss deserves it.

[@irithylloldman6526]

When are you going live to address the Ozy allegations ?

[@liamyates5544]

I was there when he oinked on stream.

[@kandresp]

Koss saves me again.

[@SunsetChannel]

damn thats was tough to watch

[@sheldoncooper8199]

A Loudness Warning in the Comments section would ve been nice. I Totally wasnt ready for this.

[@PolishGoblinn]

when is he streaming again :(

[@andTutin]

forget it

[@ddwazlote]

never

[@nanodesu1839]

Koss is working so hard for noname38

[@mudkiplegendstreamsmemesan3690]

GIGACHAD KOSS POSTING ANOTHER VIDEO

[@HoboComedy]

i am ashamed beyond measure to have my twitch name show up in this video multiple times

[@hallis8906]

Thank you Koss for this (not you nemz)

[@hallis8906]

Wormy38

[@mertfarukgunes8733]

i cant believe how Koss creates great videos with these shitty streams... Great work underpaid labor

[@kushinasonlypans]

COMMON KOSS W

[@dziosdzynes7663]

EmotionalCheaterz38 emotionally abusing his chat promising streams but not delivering... classic Wormy38... Good thing GIGACHAD Koss is picking up the pieces of this dead streamer and making masterpieces.

[@zsnako5466]

I’m seriously starting to think Nemz has Bipolar disorder or something because the breaks he’s taking are about the same length of the depressive parts episodes, and then he just comes back and says the most out of pocket things and is active for a bit, and that’s reminiscent of mania. Y’all might think I’m joking but I’m convinced, it all lines up. I think what y’all say actually effects him in a way and I don’t see a reason to come back when you have an audience who trashes you 24/7, regardless of satirical intent or not. 🤷‍♂️

[@dmitrishostakovich3156]

Cool video but I started listening to these stories and halfway through I realized I could not give less of a shit. Good editing though.

[@Nemzky]

I wonder if Nemz tells these fake stories for content or because he's just a pathological liar lol

[@janosikplayer2211]

Is it just me or is he repeating himself. Like I’ve heard 90% of these stories before. He can’t even come up with original fake stories.

[@a_handle]

Why is this in my recommended?

[@tilllukasvonlupke7800]

He's literally just farming content for youtube videos now guys. Sad to see but i guess its best to just accept it and move on, everybody has to grow up eventually.

[@t0dutorto581]

First

[@arockfloatinginspace4488]

well done!

[@b00mjack66]

fatty38 jack is a great name ashly