The STRANGEST Video Game Ads

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

the kirby throwing a child into the stars ad is so unbelievably funny because he just pops out and doesnt say a word and leaves

[@TheClassyAlien]

Chad kirby

[@madysonandres9571]

Kirby can’t even talk.

[@pnexus9514]

@@madysonandres9571 He can

[@kaycee7738]

Rassicas and prochara viewer

[@yummynubs3646]

@@madysonandres9571 He can just only in japanese

[@Tohlemiach]

I cannot explain why but Coney saying "Ubisoft was like 'bro what if, like, Rayman just, like, KEPT peeing'" had me in fucking stitches.

[@bibbyboxx2219]

The instant rockstar ad was literally one of the most unexpected things I’ve ever seen.

[@l.a.rodriguez9581]

Yeah like I know weird video game ads but holy shit.

[@TerrariaLuvr]

@@l.a.rodriguez9581 it's not funny weird it's illegal weird :(

[@IanZWhite00]

_especially_ unexpected if, like me, you vaguely remembered seeing the second ad before and were fully expecting him to just flip the cake and shout at her

[@yummynubs3646]

@@TerrariaLuvr nah it's pretty funny once the initial shock wears off

[@TerrariaLuvr]

@@yummynubs3646 I'm just uncomfortable with any sexual scenes. It's a me thing

[@dillonbenson5908]

Toad lying on the stretcher had me actually coughing from laughing too hard, holy shit

[@dillonbenson5908]

15:16

[@acycle2124]

​@@dillonbenson5908thank!

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

Someone turn this into a meme format

[@WarrenValion]

Really shocked that no one linked that Xbox commercial where the woman is giving birth and then the baby goes flying out of her like a canon breaking through the walls and soaring into the sky all the while the baby rapidly ages through all stages of life until he finally lands in his grave, dead.

[@crazynaut223]

Multiple people linked that ad in the actual stream

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Coney already saw that on a watchmojo

[@MillJack-y9h]

what’s this even advertising

[@_Jay_Maker_]

As a member of the FGC, that trailer for Omnia was so spot-on that the only reason anyone would ever be mad at it would be if it called them out. And boy, did it.

[@389OpiE]

He spoke the truth and they hated him for it

[@IanZWhite00]

As someone outside the FGC what exactly was this so spot-on in calling out? To me it just seems like a bit of a play on shitty mobile ads/anime fighters

[@badatmathhh]

@@IanZWhite00 i dont remember much of the full ad and im too lazy to check but if i were to take a guess, people probably got upset at the ad for ripping on the homogenization of fighting games, especially anime fighters. Tho don’t quote me on that im probably way off

[@lancelee338]

I haven’t recovered from that instant rockstar ad. That genuinely scarred me

[@aggapuffin]

Honestly, Chocobo deserved to be the champ, purely because it was incredibly strange while also showing absolutely no gameplay, so someone who didn't know what Final Fantasy was would be confused, while Rayman 3 at least showed gameplay.

[@TheWrathAbove]

Idk, You have to respect the sheer confidence the Chocobo ad exudes. Especially with how insanely popular Final Fantasy was in Japan at the time, it's justified to a certain extent. There was no good reason to make multiple Rayman Pee ads.

[@TerrariaLuvr]

does squeenix imply Chocobo has a huge cock? I dont think so

[@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly]

Near the peak of Final fantasies popularity as well

[@MrSkerpentine]

I’m kinda sad that everyone always goes “OMG THE PS3 BABY IS SO WEIRD AND CREEPY” and never brings up that Sony did an entire ad campaign for the PS2 that was literally all just that kind of weird creepy insanity, including a few that-I kid you not-were directed by DAVID LYNCH.

[@Snipereye64]

The American heart association got me going

[@CyberneticPhoenix]

So, after watching this I can conclude that Ubisoft is crazy lol

[@Creepo_J]

You could even say they are raving rabid

[@JackgarPrime]

They're French, it's not surprising

[@rodgeers7347]

I still think the sexual assault ad is the strangest. The strangeness goes beyond the ad. There were adults that all agreed that they should have a CHILD and an ADULT kiss while the CHILD grabs the woman's breast. How was that not Illegal?

[@treedude4246]

Grab his aunts breast as well

[@WorldBeans]

Europeans just be like that

[@MrPsyren99]

Australians are degenerates, it's what happens when a country is ran by leftists and now they plan on legalizing weed so get ready for more children being assaulted

[@Cassxowary]

@@WorldBeans don’t think it’s European…

[@ButtonMasherReal]

The French

[@ravssb]

10:17 Maximilian Dood’s version of this is so damn good

[@crazynaut223]

I submitted the ostrich, it was good being champ for a little while but competition got really damn good by the end of the night

[@TentaCole]

Very good submission! 👏

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Now we know why Rayman didn't make it into Smash ultimate, because like Ridley he was "too big"

[@xDrAculax92]

the rayman 3 peeing ad makes me think of the times when every truck had that peeing calvin bumper sticker. specially since it had hoodlum in the title

[@FrostburnICS]

WOW coney! These truly are the STRANGEST video game advertisments!

[@gabrielkrows488]

I swear to god that Instant Rockstar add is the hardest I've laughed in fucking months.

[@Squeerxblrg]

Honestly Mario Mercedes GLA should have won imo. They put so much effort into such a silly campaign, and I think that deserves some respect.

[@IanZWhite00]

I also love how relatively recent they were. Nintendo is so overly-protective of Mario’s brand these days seeing them green-light the kind of goofy ad you’d see in the 90s was really nice

[@Creepo_J]

Chad mario

[@okapi_q]

Those ads are great but they aren’t really advertising a video game; they’re advertising the Mercedes GLA.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

​@@okapi_qLate as hell, but they're advertising the Mercedes GLA with Mario because the Mercedes GLA was in Mario Kart 8. It was cross-promotion.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

This is a “Instant Rockstar should have been champ” button

[@J242D]

Specifically instant rockstar 2 ir1 should be sealed away for eternity

[@Kcuwu22]

Button pressed

[@chefdunsparce4254]

Seeing this comment before the video makes this even more cursed

[@superjumpbros64]

Illegal

[@luckzdapro]

I was watching this on my school bus and the only thing you could hear from my phone was Coney screaming: *MORE RACISM*

[@sonicglenjamin]

1:55 “He star-ved to death” *approves in dad*

[@tda576]

I may not have won, but I definitely caused the most emotional damage

[@TentaCole]

I could barely keep track of what was happening in the Rap Rat ad… I think that’s why I liked it so much.

[@kaycee7738]

It was a very good submission! 👏

[@byrontheusurper6505]

7:30 i thought that was gonna go in that direction in the back of my mind since the shots had some... interesting angles, but i immediately dismissed the thought, holy shit!

[@TheSerperior]

That Rayman ad had me bustin' up laughing, that was f***ing golden.

[@S_Boomer98]

Nice pun.

[@TheSerperior]

@@S_Boomer98 unintended, but it works-

[@typo_fenrir]

The anime fighting game's commentary reminded me a lot of when Alpharad did a video about making ads for a fighting game

[@Delta21OnYT]

It's like they saw Alpharad's brawlout trailer on Steam and went "lets do this" without any of the irony

[@StarkMaximum]

I love how any time someone gets fucking owned Coney just shouts "DIE". I don't know why but his inflection is so good. Just as funny but in the other direction is when Toad went to the hospital and Coney just shouts with complete genuine heart, "PLEASE TAKE CARE OF HIM"

[@darkknightgamer123]

All I know after this movie is we need the mobile game ad Wheelchamp asap

[@theicyphoenix1063]

The ad that first came to mind for this is the yoshi ad where the guy explodes from eating too much spaghetti.

[@sirkorm948]

Remember, some people have wrong opinions about something [INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND THAT PIERCES THE HEAVENS]

[@MyHeadHz]

I still can't escape that noise after i watched that video.

[@namegoeshere12]

people who remember have opinions that are wrong? [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@TentaCole]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] has messed with me, man.

[@polocatfan]

My favorite part of the Spongecake ad is it's for a G rated game. So the marketing team thought the best way to sell this game marketed towards children was to have a child say fuck.

[@axletman3394]

well, it was an australian ad, so it kinda makes sense

[@byrontheusurper6505]

21:15 put this in any splatoon Story level, I promise you you will not be able to tell the difference!

[@waffleman8053]

Flying Gorila is the only add I never skip.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I forgot about "ronnied"! God I love all the coney-isms so much, this guy made me say "booosh" then "gooosh" then "dooosh" then "booosh" again for months, and I use "that rules" so often!

[@thatoneguy9582]

i’m a little upset that “YOOP” is in my regular vocabulary but only a little

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@thatoneguy9582 couldn't agree more

[@ficroulaud]

I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video.

[@w_Ex]

I think I briefly went into hysteria from seeing that first Jam Sessions ad.

[@acetrainerben]

10:19 feels like ostonox's twitch gambling ad lmao

[@theoffstage5812]

Someone give this man 20,000 dollars

[@cameronshephard9466]

Ok I will do that

[@J242D]

@@cameronshephard9466 give me 10k then

[@tax1283]

If you broke the almighty wheel, would Coney start burning into dust as he loses all his dark magic?

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I love bad influencer ad reads, between qtcinderella's "that's so cuuute", that one emiru ad and tyler1 Nd aome others just reading the Script Bar for Bar with instructions, we truly are in the golden age of video game Marketing!

[@Bighomie39]

I just remembered those Campbell's soup ads that had Hungrybox in them for some reason

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@samt3412 i forgot about that one omg!

[@ALloydRH]

I recommend checking out the Mario Kart Double Dash and Senran Kagura Burst adverts that aired in the UK, the Mario Kart one has an old lady inexplicably throwing luggage at people in an airport XD

[@TentaCole]

OMG I forgot about that one! That one’s funny.

[@hybrid8992]

@13:08 nobody: coney: "ARREST THAT MONKEY" yep i'm taking this information to twitter. unacceptable

[@wringwraither4827]

Instant Rockstar's biggest mistake was being too early. It doesn't make good content to have 1 champ for almost the whole video, and eventually, people just wanted to see it lose.

[@owenicewater9704]

About that…

[@drewholmes7356]

3:18 There’s no way that’s actually real.

[@Creepo_J]

Rayman canonically can shoot out energy

[@MattTOB618]

I don't know why, but Rap Rat left me sprawled out laughing and crying.

[@SunburstSenshi]

I love coming back to this video and laughing at the memories for some of these. That PS3 baby commercial single handedly stopped a child me from getting into Playstation. I saw that shit during the super bowl ads, and I noped tf out!

[@sheajohnson9817]

Might have just not made it to the final cut but how did none of Gameboy "sex" ads show up?

[@bertrandkane9678]

It's a shame none of the Acclaim ad campaigns from the early 2000s were/could be included. Would have loved to see Coney's reaction to people getting paid to name their baby Turok and commit traffic violations in order to bloodvertise Shadowman: 2econd Coming on their dead Turok baby's grave on their way to pick up their copy of Burnout 2.

[@fer1wi]

Its nice to see a fellow Super Best Friends fan in other random places XD

[@dragmire86]

I still think it’s funny that Rap Rat is more well known for a shitty creepypasta than literally the game it comes from

[@byrontheusurper6505]

These kinds of Anime fighters sound mad fun man, I love fighterz but i think it would be so funny to pick up a melty blood or blazeblue type game

[@ValueNetwork]

Rap rat was robbed. Constantly zooming is the peak of comedy

[@TerrariaLuvr]

Rap rat was the one I actually saw as a child

[@iamataldi]

15:15 the era of film and anything xbox where everthing was sepia and piss yellow

[@Fickle2]

When I heard pole position I had some Yu-Gi-Oh flashbacks

[@UCDitto]

Sonic forgets his Parachute and Dies.

[@SaltyBoiJohns]

Watching these ads I'm starting to remember why I'm so fucked up.

[@booyahgenius]

I remember being stunlocked about the Instant Rockstar game for like a solid hour after the stream ended LMAO

[@brehella770]

I think if the kid assaulting his mom commercial came later it 100% would have won

[@tab3042]

I liked it when kirby ate the child and then threw him into space

[@Newby1]

Jam sessions got robbed. But Ubisoft really got two in there like that.

[@halbarroyzanty2931]

Rayman pees out of his whole torso

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I LOVE THE MARIO MERCEDES AD SO MUCH I saw that in a PBG video!

[@n.a.m.a.e.n.a.i]

Kirby un thumbnail never misses

[@deadzone6661]

It's all fun and games until someone goes... INSTANT ROCKSTAR

[@SonicTheCutehog]

The Baby ad is why the PS3 didn't sell well at launch

[@thatoneguy9582]

shout out to the American Heart Association let’s go

[@ElyParrot]

I so want that Jam Sessions game to become a stupid meme format. Someone does something outrageous and then at the end it just has a guitar riff was "INSTANT ROCKSTAR" before cutting to Jam Sessions. It's wonderful.

[@doyouknowdaway65]

So if the gorilla was donkey Kong was the guy in the full body cast Mario? Is Mario canonically dead?

[@BenjaminRydersNest]

Maybe someone submitted it and its not in the vid, but it's so sad that no one did that one super bowl ad where a guy gets ejected from the womb, grows up stupidly fast while flying through the air, and dies by crashing into a gravestone. i believe it might've been for ps4, funnily enough considering the ps3 baby ad exists.

[@tjackknife6590]

For one thing, how did no one submit the Yoshi's Island ad? For another thing, why is it saying the game is Kirby Air Ride?

[@MiQuentin]

The damage on the omnia game looked so low

[@xraenon1664]

Video game ads were fuckin’ _wack_ Also I’m really surprised that one Smash 64 ad didn’t show up. If that wasn’t anywhere in this stream then Coney’s chat really just doesn’t have any good ideas.

[@elijahpadilla5083]

Think it might be that Coney's audience has seen it so many times it doesn't feel weird.

[@Bighomie39]

​@@elijahpadilla5083 It's also fairly accurate to what Smash Bros is, in all fairness

[@Thatdudejosh9]

If I remember correctly, someone wrote a creepypasta about Raprat

[@alessiopiscitelli2749]

We looked him up on the creepy pasta database onstream it was so funny

[@Thatdudejosh9]

@@alessiopiscitelli2749 oh nice, i’ll have to check the vod if it’s available to see his reaction

[@DemonGiraffe95]

Holy shit I forgot about the PS3 video, that just like unlocked a part of my brain I haven't used in years

[@OscarGeronimo]

"Ubisoft?! No, how about YOU be soft, huh?!"

[@dreamsWGH]

currently on company wifi about to look up Rayman peeing! Will report back what happens, Coney.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

12:10 it's beghouled! Nooo I didn't steal that joke from pvz, you'r crazy!

[@Acuace]

If I discovered Coney sooner enough to submit an ad I would have either the BANNED TMNT german pickles ad or the Japanese chalk throwing milk ad German banned TMNT pickles ad: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3rLfWChZpeBnMU Japanese chalk throwing milk ad: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pICtlWaupLCAr6s

[@jorgegonzales3116]

I remember seeing the instant rockstar ad on TV as a kid

[@smashdriven1640]

What the heck!? Those DS Rockstar game ads were messed up.

[@btkirby127]

this kirby air ride gameplay is crazy

[@q-miiproductions878]

"No mobile game ads" 5 ads: *phone*

[@JColeGlazer754]

that rockstar ubisoft ad seems like something that would happen in florida unironically

[@PomadaGaming]

2:03 oh nice,this one

[@PomadaGaming]

5:50 critikal’s such a pal

[@PomadaGaming]

5:50 critikal’s so cool 7:35 ??!?!??!!?? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL????? 7:58 yup 8:07 exactly dude 8:52 please no 9:10 why 10:31 this sucks 10:45 ok 11:12 YEEEAH?!!? 11:21 i would be 11:26 goated one

[@TheClassyAlien]

12:47 YOOO MY SUBMISSION MADE THE CUT FOR THE YT

[@Based_indie_enjoyer]

WOW Coney these adds are Very PARTICULAR , PECULIAR Even

[@clonesharpshooter101]

I missed the stream, but was the “Still the big one” Yoshi’s Island ad in the submissions? That’s one messed up ad.

[@TentaCole]

I think so… And yeah, it is.

[@MyHeadHz]

If the Mario Kart super circuit ads aren't on here I'll scream EDIT: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[@Cassxowary]

4:41 I wonder what they paid Matt (dangmattsmith) to do this 😂🤣 but I mean it’s obviously to poke fun at how bad it deliberately is, it’s gotta be 😂🤣

[@squeakymeow]

OH HELL YEAH MORE CONEY CONTENT!

[@MyHeadHz]

Wow, what a great new React Wars episode CONEY!

[@horaciodossantoscaminero1865]

8:00 i'm flabbergasted

[@TarantulaTarantulaT]

I LOVE FLYING GORILLA!!! IT CURED MY CANCER!!!

[@SaltyBoiJohns]

It's the Soupah Mario Brothas SOUPAH SHOW!

[@Ceej582]

Where have these been for react wars this season. These would have killed

[@PikaPiPika]

Rayman finally gets a W, and its not even from Ubisoft

[@donchan9359]

Jam Sessions was by far the biggest WTF, should have been champ.

[@theaa47]

Watching this video praying Coney doesn't end up on the ad for Juiced

[@shadowX50]

i played phantom breaker battle grounds but i had no idea they had a fighting game.