The Stupidest Things Tumblr has ever Believed

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[@muwuriel8231]

The tubby custard one was actually a shitpost taken seriously lmao. It’s a copypasta from a post where a guy said McDonald’s ice cream was mechanically separated chicken. The copypasta has been around since 2010. There’s a Snopes article from 2012 called “Pink Slime and Mechanically Separated Chicken” and they talk about it in depth. So ironcally, the dumbest thing about the post was people taking it seriously not the tubby custard post itself

[@ImRivendill]

That was a fun watch! I've never delved into Tumblr but from what I've gathered in this video it feels like a childrens playground filled with rumours until a teacher shows up to call out the lies. 😂

[@liamgriffin218]

"Naughty bees get put in the bee centrifuge." Might be my favourite quote of this century

[@UkraineMotherland]

This is why you should be home-schooled, unless the person home-schooling you is dumb😂

[@madameggroll5183]

Not sure if this was on Tumblr or not, but there was the whole “bonsai cat” thing (I believe that’s what it was called) where there would be pictures of cats “stuck” in jars, bottles etc.with these cheesy captions. I don’t know why but I used to find those posts so frickin funny

[@malokeytheallaround]

Oh my gosh the bee one... 😂 that weirdo’s gotta be a peta employee or something.

[@TwinnedBanana]

Omfg true tho XD XD XD

[@macke3850]

The purple eye post is burned into my memory because how stupid it is

[@fangedveksha]

I distinctly remember the Alexandria Genesis being brought up a lot in the Hetalia fandom. 'Cause fans desperately tried to explain Hima's weird decision to give some of the characters purple eyes. For example, it's pretty much canon that Prussia is an albino and that explains his unusual appearance. But the same logic did not work there lol

[@PurpleBeauty2006]

BRUH THIS WAS SO DAMN FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

[@chuuchuu_中中]

i lost all of my brain cells watching this 😋

[@crazycoolbanana1631]

Honestly the burd one would probably make me laugh too. This is coming from someone who owned a bird and was around birds for the early years of their life. Heck, my parents bred birds and would probably chuckle a bit at it too, or at the least, find it a bit funny.

[@sweetchocolatesecret]

I learned so much today. I thought the Earth one was real for a while and never saw the debunk!😂😂😂

[@featherlikescartoons5098]

Complely lost it at the honey maker bit

[@bosqgrec]

Wait, the two-mirror thing wasn't real?

[@bunnybird9342]

7:13 the accent reminds me of Gru

[@bunnybird9342]

7:13 the accent reminds me of Gru

[@UkraineMotherland]

10th comment! And this hilarious😂

[@shai17altamiranoanco77]

❤❤❤

[@cac_deadlyrang]

10:00 My fursona has Alexandria’s Genesis, but then again, he is a shapeshifter. 11:20 Funnily enough, there is an actual fruit with a similar effect, the miracle berry.

[@gokbay3057]

How did you handle the "no hair growth" thing tho?

[@dataexpunged4784]

​@@gokbay3057Ever heard of a Sphynx cat or a xoloitzcuintli?