The Stupidest Zelda Player on Earth.

a truly incredible moment from my TOTK playthrough.
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Outro Music: Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix by HephestosMusic
• Super Mario World Game...
I am the Stupidest Zelda Player on Earth. - Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

[@hydnbutreal]

its amazing how carson plays like he has a brain eating amoeba

[@Mr.presidentObama]

🎉

[@kitchengun1175]

He plays like he is the amoeba

[@hydnbutreal]

@@krnixle he will be missed 🙏

[@YourMothersBeard]

That amoeba boutta starve

[@benblock_]

like?

[@ur_fren_noah2642]

Only Carson could make a video out of one single shrine

[@LowIntSpecimen]

there is no fucking way this video is a single shrine

[@LowIntSpecimen]

oh my god

[@bigoldumplin2034]

@@LowIntSpecimen im sorry you had to go through it

[@fortanimal9476]

@@LowIntSpecimen thank you for the update, I will now watch this video (with one shrine in it)

[@JeiceTwiggs]

"Truly a miracle you figured out how to purchase this game" I've never heard such a strong and yet such a passive insult

[@SamusV4]

I was crying when I heard that, holy shit.

[@Irish_Enderman]

8:44

[@ToastyArmadio]

I cannot say I was expecting this entire video to be a singular shrine

[@stocks8018]

I am not surprised, it is a wonder that Carson lives a day to day life

[@joenoodle6914]

i cannot say i was expecting this video to be an entire shrine

[@J_dnvg]

I have been purposefully avoiding every single creator and piece of media pertaining to this game. But 2 minutes in...I don't think ill be spoiled on very much watching this. Perfect.

[@nuclearpaste]

YOU REALLY WEREN'T, AT ALL

[@haydendenny9255]

“I bet this is gonna be a fun compilation of Carson’s different fails all across the game” Jiukoum Shrine: 👀

[@BlackieSootfur]

theres something deeply validating to me about seeing carson struggle on a shrine the exact same way that i did, down to making basically the same fucked up contraptions, riding them and falling off, attempting to paraglide across, and then getting it through braindead process of elimination i literally had to stop and take a nap mid-shrine and then figured it out when i woke up

[@raypiller15]

You should feel bad.

[@Gunnergamingyt2]

1. Didn’t expect to see you here 2. I just brute forced my way through by making a bunch of different platforms

[@kundrad8398]

The best part about the first puzzle is that he didn't even had to build anything. He had a minecart fused with a shield, he could have simply surf on the rail with a shield.

[@emperorpalpatine5559]

You don’t even need the minecart. You can shield surf railings without any fuse attachments

[@Kirodromeda]

"Our last line of defense will be Link" Link:

[@nitro_dynamite18]

So glad to see Craig giving more attention to indie game studios like Nintendo. This series really has potential!

[@tardgaming8914]

Let's hope they keep making good games!

[@southnoon5808]

this is the most unfunny type of joke ill never understand how people laugh at that

[@Spyridon1337]

​@@southnoon5808 here comes the corporate overlord 🙄

[@jerrbear5958]

​@@southnoon5808you have a berserk profile pic, you're supposed to be cool man

[@adachi3984]

@@southnoon5808 *I'll

[@brikhead]

I’ve already ruined my tears of the kingdom experience by watching a bunch of others playing it, so here I am

[@bingekingo9040]

Cope and Seethe Jack.

[@fuckoff4438]

This is not tears of the kingdom. This is engineering mastery.

[@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185]

I struggle from unusually terrible memory, so not once have I ever cared about spoilers simply because I tend to forget about the spoiler by the time I see what was spoiled.

[@untitledgoose7505]

You actually solved the last part better than I did which is both extremely impressing for a sentient slab of meat and extremely disappointing that you somehow did it better than me

[@karateman21874]

Bro you couldn't waterboard that information from me after seeing this

[@bnsz8704]

The reason Carson uploads so infrequently is because he spends two months to push the publish button

[@theredrobberlive]

I was negatively impacted intellectually from the vod itself, watching this is craaaazy.. Great vid Garry!

[@southnoon5808]

"this is the guy that saved minecraft????" funniest reply in the chat right there

[@MiniorinVR]

I’m pretty sure you could have use the cart on his shield to ride the rails Edit: I tested it, and I was able to get past the first two rails very easily, but I couldn’t get past the last one

[@aedaniammx7559]

Don’t even need a cart, just shield surfing lets you rail grind

[@kundrad8398]

​@@aedaniammx7559 Doesn't minecart nullify or at least reduce the damage taken by the shield while surfing?

[@aedaniammx7559]

@@kundrad8398 It might, I haven’t tested it, but you CAN use a base shield to rail grind at least

[@fuckoff4438]

@@kundrad8398it reduces the damage a lot, but not completely, I think it’s 15% damage taken sliding if I remember correctly.

[@Louis_Marcotte]

I really enjoyed watching 11 minutes of this ONE FUCKING SHRINE

[@Abstractical]

If carson is having fun then he's playing the video game as intended.

[@karshmellow3021]

I had a panic attack because of this I swear to Christ holy fuck

[@LodeStary]

CARSON ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS IN THIS GAME JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU

[@LordOfAllThatIsGolden]

SPOILERS

[@LodeStary]

YOUR RIGHT SORRY ABOUT THE SPOILER

[@EggysIsWatching]

@@LodeStary I actually cant tell if you're being fr

[@JustZeta_]

Carson is one of the only KZbinrs that can genuinely get me to laugh uncontrollably. His laughter is always contagious and is stupidity in games is unmatched

[@bruhnova8917]

To be fair to Carson, I skipped this shrine with bomb shields cause I couldn't figure it out

[@karshmellow3021]

Try not consuming lead next time!

[@ShinyJulian]

HOW DO YOU NOT FIGURE THIS OUT

[@Klassikhuhn]

What ???

[@criticaltipper7699]

@@ShinyJulian neither did PointCrow a breathe of the wild speedrunner, maybe the things that come easily to you don’t come easily to everybody😀

[@ShinyJulian]

@@criticaltipper7699 its not hard tho? Logical thinking??

[@kraniumnol1436]

I like how the entire video is just one puzzle, like I expected a compilation for the game but no, just one puzzle, amazing content. Its also made better by the fact that he had to be borderline told the solution

[@br0therthr332]

I watched this video in its entirety, then came back to it later and just hearing “It’s the Jiukoum Shrine! I’ve been waiting!” broke me for knowing what happened next

[@knowwhoiamyet]

People ripping on him like this shrine wasn't unironically the hardest part of the entire game lol

[@Crossfade1625]

y-you’re joking right

[@crapool4486]

you dont seem to have played the game

[@enderchu3071]

One of the only two I had to search the solution cause it bothered me not knowing afterwards.

[@knowwhoiamyet]

@@Crossfade1625 To give you a serious answer, no not really kidding, but not entirely serious either. It's a perspective thing. This shrine is pretty early on in the game for most players when they find it, so they're still grappling with the ins and outs of what is possible with ultrahand, the physics system, etc. A lot of things in this game are comically slippery for no reason at times, for example. So it's very easy to just... Come to different conclusions. All of these solutions tried in the video are ones that a lot of people tried, because they're a logical step by step process to learning how to game the system to your advantage. "Oh the platform fell off to the right. I'll put something on the left. Oh, it rolled still. Alright, I'll try to box it in. Oh, it rolled and stayed on, but flung me off..." It's very deliberately early on in the game so that players can better understand how the physics of the game really works, because weight on items and how their velocity can impact other items sure isn't consistent at times. So yes, on a relative level, I do actually think this is one of the more difficult shrines, specifically because of how early you access it. From a fresh face perspective. When you already understand the solution and the system better, however, it is one of the easiest. I would put a large quantity of money down that a lot of the people in chat ripping on Carson struggled even longer than he did on it.

[@ex9861]

Carson the type of guy to see a problem with an easy solution and spend a whole day on it

[@alphaalman9277]

„When you put the game in the console did it make the Puzzle solved sound?“ is the best thing from the chat

[@BakaTaco]

Looking at the chat and seeing "BusterMcThundernut" freaking the hell out over Carson not being able to do the Shrine was hilarious.

[@MickMod]

This is the funniest video I've seen all month, thanks for the laughs Mr. King :)

[@BarneyBee3]

I'm astonished this doesn't have more views this video gave me an ab workout from laughing so hard

[@matthiasvdc3726]

more of this please, this was hilarious

[@Mushboom37]

Him fucking up the selfie should have been the first sign that something was seriously wrong

[@truepotatoking7486]

I didn’t watch the stream. I cannot imagine how things are over there is this is a 10 minute video on a single shrine.

[@DarkerJam]

I mean I also got stuck on this but this is another level, and I am loving it lmao

[@ronnies170]

im in tears after watching a singular minute of this

[@ProbablyRay]

The fact he made an entire video of this game beating a SINGLE SHRINE shows us legitimate proof he has brain damage

[@ghostcathedral]

The way Loki said "sticky" evoked the hardest of belly laughs.

[@monomate]

this is the best video i've seen about a nintendo game

[@WillCheadle]

I live for moments like these, belly laughs all the way baby

[@tanjothefruit4366]

yknow. i avoided watching this video until i had beaten most of the game because i figured it would have spoilers. now i'm just angry

[@potatopouf]

carson stuggling so hard with this i am dying

[@Smallpriest]

This is one of my favourite Carson videos

[@dyingslowly6460]

Incredible thankyou for making my day

[@derekallard4599]

Props to him for sticking to his guns and learning the intended method instead of screwing it and using his rail cart shield to just bypass it.

[@Erifire]

Thanks, now I know how to do this shrine! I'll follow every step accordingly!

[@DannyDevitoOfficial]

This is so cool, Carson!

[@nebulae5236]

Watching this makes me really wanna see a callmecarson big brain academy stream for no reason in particular

[@krm2095]

I vividly remember making it to this shrine for the first time. For the first two puzzles I immediately went “nah don’t care” and just shield surfed down the railings instead of using the pieces given to me. Then I was immediately stumped on the final puzzle for like an hour because I wasn’t paying attention to how the other puzzles worked beforehand. Safe to say that cheese can only get you so far lmao

[@hak-en-slash4636]

I want more of this, just Carson failing to comprehend shrine puzzles

[@LavatarOrigin]

The way he busts out the minecart shield - which he could have used to grind on the rails - at the immediate end

[@leduck1645]

we need a full playthrough of this, edited from start to finish, pls

[@ThatOneGuy___]

I need more Carson plays Gmod Zelda

[@rileymccafferty5791]

my cat died yesterday ive been a fucking mess but the fans backwards made me laugh out loud. thank you carson

[@Enderme213]

holy shit this is the whole video i love it

[@phrixuswanderer8181]

I wonder if he's going to actually finish this game

[@jazong-wj9zm]

I couldn't stop laughing! Cool vid Carson

[@GreySlasher63]

Amazing Video! i love the part where he played a single puzzle for 11 minutes then the video ended!😄

[@gearsofwill3181]

“Yo who gave blood his civil engineering major” will never not be funny

[@biryaniboy7587]

Carson PLEASE we need more Zelda!!!!

[@kamzito6553]

0:10 Bro seriously went "gok gok gok"

[@lucyy1349]

this video has made my day, Carson King, thank you very much

[@raypiller15]

Shut up

[@Ignam]

In all honesty, I was stuck on this exact same puzzle. It's one of the only shrines that has actually given me trouble.

[@Lucarouro]

I couldn't even finish the sentence "that was pretty cool" in the last clip

[@aedaniammx7559]

This shrine is the best experience I’ve had all year, and I haven’t even been to it yet

[@Mars_Axis]

Gee oh boy I love this video, Thnak you CallMeCarson

[@king__snacks5422]

I realized 7 minutes in that this was the whole video. I still can't breathe

[@am_intrigued]

5:05 "this is like watching my grandpa try to operate a microwave" 🤣💀

[@jonathan45564]

Carson plays like a professional video game reviewer

[@shovelmp4971]

I went in this video entirely like: "Oh boy, i wonder what wacky adventurious content is carson going to bless us today". Then its just him struggling over the most pathetic fucking rollercoaster design i have had the mispleasure of witnessing. 10 MINUTES PEOPLE! 10 FUCKING MINUTES!!!

[@ScubaShark8857]

Watching him even rotate the items to use them nearly gave me an aneurysm.

[@mlgZachw]

I love the fact that there was a minecart on his Shield that could have beat the first part 😂.

[@van_derZee]

I love watching CarlsonPlays I don't know when he will meet the Zelda guy tho

[@hatsukotaro]

That last clip cracked me up

[@YourBizarreJoe]

You've been visited by YourBizarreJoe

[@freeeeplay]

HOLY HELL THAT WAS THE WHOLE VIDEO lmao

[@bloxter10]

new response just dropped

[@ethereal.horror]

i watched this video with baited breath thinking i might get spoiled (which duh i will its a totk gameplay video) but like…the fact carson was so stuck that the video contains almost no lore spoilers because he didn’t progress very far is hilarious

[@lukeshioshio]

Carson really gonna like this game, it's basically zeldacraft

[@CallMeBeanie]

you've given me a headache thank you Carson King.

[@neonasis]

a marvel of modern engineering

[@CrimesYT]

the monkey from the Infinite monkey theorem would play this game better than Carson does

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

Wow, the way I did phase 2 of that shrine was MUCH more convoluted 😂

[@IzzyIsntReal]

1 shrine. This 11 minute video is him completing 1 shrine.

[@mattronimus]

I am laughing hysterically... all the time knowing that I just gave up and googled it

[@skelengeityor7630]

I only ever beat this shrine by cheesing it with Rocket Shields. I'm so glad I found the intended way of beating a shrine I already beat :)))

[@furivno]

more zelmda please I want to watch him suffer brain damage from the puzzles

[@robertoakely8789]

I need to see a video of every shrine in this game from Carson. 😂😂😂

[@kevinrafael2318]

Reminds me of Dean's cuphead's tutorial playthrough

[@wermgod7067]

As soon as I saw that I was 7 minutes into the one shrine I just sadly went “oh, it’s one shrine..”

[@ralseibutitsacat8169]

Truly, link is our only line of defense

[@VisionCityMayor]

Watching Carson struggle for this long on a basic shrine tells me all I need to know about playing TOTK.

[@pkmm_]

I love these TotK streams but this part ruined my day

[@CallMeWizzmical]

Femur inspectors loves this games.

[@ZachGrabas]

This was painful in more ways than I can describe

[@PalpatineGaming]

Originally didn't watch bc I didn't want spoilers, now I see I had nothing to fear

[@mud6760]

He had a mine cart shield the ENTIRE time.

[@Cssdfgvvnkkiopl]

“I hate Lego. I hate following instructions” and I INSTANTLY got a Lego add

[@electrocat23]

I find this video so funny because this is exactly how I would’ve tried to do it and my friends would’ve been there to laugh at me the same way

[@Cheeseable69]

"It's really a miracle you figured out how to purchase this game" GOES HARD DAWG

[@thegiantgaming7592]

Bro Brute Forced these 😂👌

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

I liked the part where the video went KRRKKKKGGGKKKKKKKKKK