The Super Mega Battle Royale of ALL Dungeon Bosses - Elden Ring

In this elden ring video We're gonna witness a huge battle royale of all of the main dungeon bosses in elden ring.
As per usual we're gonna be playing different rounds with different scalings and I've decided to only include the strongest variation of certain bosses that we find more than once in dungeons during story mode.
This battle royale video includes bosses such as Astel, Patches, Runebear, Fallingstar Beast, Golem, Crucible Knight, Godskin Duo and many more.
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
0:37 Vanilla Scaling
7:26 10 Scaling
12:17 Equal Scaling
21:41 Final Round
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[@TheHogfatherInvades]

The royale of all time!

[@neofalz7643]

Imagine your just a perfumer in a cave chilling, and then one day some dude take you and place you in face of a cosmical squeletton, a lava lizard, a ancient hero from somewhere-where-is-it-cold-land, a putrid version of a avatar of god and some others things

[@bird9172]

a very comical skeleton

[@neofalz7643]

@@bird9172 yohohohoho ?

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

this is certainly the "hello KZbin guys today we are going to" dude

[@drabin391]

Holy shit, I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

[@Ghost-fc9hw]

​@@drabin391 It's really not that hard to understand dude lol

[@setsunaes]

Me during the roster review: "Well, the fight will be intense I don't know who is gonna w..." (Astael shows up) Me: "Oh shit, well, there's your champion right there."

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Astel dominates consistently.

[@snickers5056]

It’s funny how in so many of the rounds there was a mini boss who seemed like they were going to do an epic last stand against Astel, only for them to get picked off in an anticlimactic way

[@neofalz7643]

By the grace of greater will, I, crucible knight, companion of lord godfrey i will slay yo- *lazer beem of astel*

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

@@neofalz7643 done dirty indeed

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

Patches didn't run away instantly fighting 20 people but when I asked him to join for a party at Redmane Castle he dipped in a millisecond smh

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mad_racc00n]

It's just that Radahn makes 90% of people shit their pants and run for the hills just by his mere presence. Only the strongest and bravest of warriors can participate in the festival and face him head on. And Patches is not one of them.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

He doesn't fear the stars, he fears what holds them back

[@PtrKrbs]

At 9:45 Ordovis was just doing a silly little dance and Astel decided to unleash armageddon on the poor guy :(

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

"NO MORE FORTNIGHT"

[@sparknetultragaming]

This is Astel’s cave and no one will take it from him.

[@BjornTheBear]

King of AOE and caves

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

"This cave is mine, and mine alone"

[@Zer0Main43]

“I, the lord of all Caves (and AOE), will banish you from my domain” -Astel probably idk I’m not a space bug that has a human skull for a head scientist

[@mstirlz]

Man astel should have had the gideon "i need help" on the bonus round. That was brutal!!

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

all of them needed the socialism version of Gideon "WE need help" in the first rounds

[@derrikthegreat4133]

"I need help" but slowed and distorted

[@planetcheese]

I love how the Crystalian in round 1 manages to get through almost the whole thing just by sheer luck. Every time someone is about to fight him, they end up getting killed by a third person. Also, I love how Patches effectively exploits Esgar's AI at 20:55 leading him to win the round, that was so great lol These battle royale videos are awesome

[@metalmonster9536]

Of course it's Patches in the end. The Unbreakable and the Inevitable. The Elden Lad. We all admire him for his chivalrous and fort, night spirit. I mean forthright spirit.

[@Issengan]

i was surprised he didnt just leave lol

[@elyharimeldelospanes4543]

​@@IssenganIn the fight against radhan he does not run away, he withdraws to avoid humiliating him

[@davidtsmith33]

No surprise there. The one with the largest AOE who can hover safely away and also teleport away to another galaxy and suddenly reappear with large AOEs again always win.

[@actualamateur149]

So basically Patches is farming runes by luring all the bosses into one room. Cheeky little devil.

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣 Huge plot twist

[@Sinphanius]

Y'know, something we haven't given Elden Ring enough credit for is how well it holds up in these sorts of massive chaotic fights. I remember back when like BonfireVN were making these for DS3 and did their big 'War' fights the animations got choppy and they got choppy FAST. But this game's still holding up, even with so many combatants and even with some of them being pretty far away.

[@BjornTheBear]

Yes it's very very well optimized

[@dsa3017]

astel : get out of my swamp

[@alexandermorgan5958]

When the watchdog shows up, it shows up.

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

y'all misunderstand patches-sama he showed mercy to these powerless creatures as he totally did to sick Radahn that's why he just unsummoned himself automatically

[@AIPTutorials]

Maybe now that Patches has a few Battle Royale wins under his belt, he won't chicken out at the Radahn Festival.

[@PierceArner]

25:32 - Ah, no wonder Patches won, he has a flask so when the healing gets equalized he essentially ends up with nearly double the HP pool of all the other bosses. I'm really curious how the Castle Sol Red-Eyed Banished Knight would do against some other bosses like this, because his moveset is _insanely_ strong and with HP equalized he'd be an absolute monster.

[@Cinn4947]

Patches still beats all

[@thesilverwind6922]

dude absolutely, the red eyed ghost knight's from sol are insane, especially the one with dual swords

[@PierceArner]

@@thesilverwind6922 I believe he's the only Red-Eyed Knight from the castle, and the rest are normal enemies albeit with the Mausoleum-Knight-like teleportation. Unlike the other Castle Sol Banished Knights, he doesn't get invisibility at a distance. A bit of a fun fact is that due to that, from the Snow Valley Ruins Overlook site of grace, if you go to the cliff overlooking Castle Sol, you can shoot him with an arrow and he'll near-instantly teleport behind you on top of the cliff to kill you. If you retreat just a little bit after you'll hit his aggro border and he'll stay facing you but back up towards the cliff to try to return towards his spawn zone. It's a good way to check out his moveset in a more controlled environment where you can make him back off from you when you want. What's even crazier is that doing that is how I learned that on top of the extreme aggression and his ability to dodge attacks and instantly position into optimal range by teleporting, the end of his huge spinning dual sword combo actually does a _massive_ chunk of frostbite as well. That's why he'd be so crazy in a multi-enemy combat scenario like this, because he'd be able to instantly drop on top of any opponent, and the more tanky they are the more likely he is to actually proc frostbite… which would increase his physical damage output _even MORE._ For context, he only has about 3k HP, so in something like this where he'd potentially have 21k HP and be 7x as durable that's just nuts. Personally I've always wanted to see a team-up with him and the final Bell-Bearing Hunter: One just a slow, unstoppable Terminator and the other a living Fist of the North Star meme. There'd be no escaping them.

[@agigabyte1771]

​@@PierceArneryou've convinced me we need to see this banished knight in action

[@manbearbig6]

@@PierceArner I'd like to see him against all major bosses with all of malenia's major perks: lifesteal, infinite hyperarmor and have all the frost be malenia's insane rot DoT instead. Would be interesting to see how well he would do.

[@yuna-1971]

HERES A FEW IDEAS - 5 leyndell revanants vs usual bosses - Army of giant hands vs usual bosses - Army of omenkillers vs usual bosses - Army of Kindred Rot creatures vs usual bosses - 5 Black Knights vs usual bosses - All tree sentinels including draconic vs usual bosses Blood enemies vs rot enemies The ~sax family dragons with mommy Placi vs all bosses

[@OLBICHL]

my guess was that the bigger they are, the more hitbox there is and the faster they fall... apparently that doesn't apply to astrel 5:53 that's one way to make everyone not like you 20:54 XD

[@CargoShorts7]

I'm not gonna lie, Astel was one of those bosses that frustrated me so much that I had to take a break from the game for like a month, so seeing all the dungeon bosses gang up on him was amazing lol

[@drfabulous2804]

Natural born of the void or Stars of Darkness? If it’s the latter I understand, that grab is broken

[@snickers5056]

@@drfabulous2804 yeah that lake of rot version is easy but the consecrated snowfield one is not

[@100StepProgram]

Commander Niall was that boss for me, when I first played he kicked my ass so I gave up for awhile, then I recently beat him with a +2 vykes spear not healing one 😂

[@dimaudalow]

Crucible Knight and Patches duo in Equal Scaling was not the teamup we deserved but definitely the teamup we needed to defeat Astel.

[@NitroCerber]

Patches winning such a battle should be canonic

[@achaine7513]

Where is Rick? Technically, he’s in a cave!

[@BjornTheBear]

Is that technically a dungeon tho?

[@achaine7513]

@@BjornTheBear hmmmmm yeah you’re right

[@dalalalalaallah8957]

That patches combo at 20:57

[@lyinarbaeldeth2456]

That Patches + CK dream team to finally defeat Astel was legendary

[@sigmundfreude4088]

9:37 what a nice dodge move by that bronze knight😮

[@Issengan]

i half expected that first round meteor of astel to just obliterate half of them

[@alfredpowell2685]

Astels meteors reminds me of the true final boss in bloodbornes attack that would set the player to 1 hp but would 1shot anything else in these kind of videos

[@driesvanheeswijk1633]

Björn I love you man you have been giving me so many good videos to watch every week, I appreciate it ❤❤❤

[@lilbirdmuse8938]

"Cheers for that." -Patches the Unbreakable.

[@Mc12Demonkiller]

The bonus felt like Hulk and Loki. Astel being Loki….

[@RagingBrachy]

I know Patches has it in him, i KNOW he will win

[@j.Tann.M_0015]

That's not fair! There wasn't any friendly fire happening in Bonus round. Justice for Astel! Lol

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

can you do a gravity duo video ? a team made by Alabaster and Onyx lord scaled to Haligtree level (or NG7+) with increased poise and immunity to stagger (to fulfill their lore) while enabling grabs against normal NG bosses ?

[@leonardorodrigues827]

I liked the idea, I could do a trio with the perfumer tricia with the misbegotten crusader and the ashes of the Misbegotten winged I think it would be quite interesting to see them fighting, with ng7+, increased posture And a greater resistance to stager.

[@Golden-Reaper7348]

Best Royale video so far 👀

[@Nanok1d]

Your camera work is great!

[@themrmustazz]

This is some seriously interesting battle

[@Anthonthephoenixearl]

I’m actually petrified of that putrid worm-like creature haven’t played Elden in a long while I kinda burnt out on it after beating it 3 times heh 😅 but I really did hate fighting that thing though I only fought 1 of them and was like nope and that squeaky hammer sound lol I’m dying over here

[@fabianesuzuki4695]

“Do you like elden ring?” “Yeah” “Then name every single boss there”

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣

[@derrikthegreat4133]

Esgar saved patches life against that cemetery shade. If Esgar hadn't hit him right then, CemShade would'ce done that nasty brain munch grab and torn up patches

[@t.bo.a7061]

Astel was sent to take out a city. Makes sense since she was built for fighting armies

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

she ? he is male

[@t.bo.a7061]

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 explain

[@walaxometrobixinodrink1727]

​@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735its a space bug it doesnt care about gender

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

@@t.bo.a7061 a malformed star sent by greater will (elden beast) to destroy the Nox cities

[@t.bo.a7061]

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 precisely. She was made for destroying hundreds to thousands of people. Hence all the aoe attacks

[@kimc.9205]

Patches, the Unbreakable Elden Lord...

[@leonardorodrigues827]

It was really cool, I enjoyed seeing the fight where the misbegotten crusader almost won, I think he's a cool character, I still want to understand why he has the Golden order greatsword but I think it's cool, I really liked Paches winning the last two fights.

[@landbeforetimeee]

20:57 High end PvP in a nutshell.

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Toukijin2005]

Lmao at 12:00 reminds me of when indiana jones just ups and shoots that sword master flailing his sword around 😂😂

[@BjornTheBear]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fable23]

It's so bizarre how the vast majority of dungeon bosses are just slightly stronger versions of normal enemies you fight elsewhere, and then you have this one random cave with a _much stronger_ version of a main story boss.

[@davidlester1308]

It is so nice to see Astel just crush enemies. Too many times does he get slaughtered by other bosses. Not this time. This is Astel's eldritch cave damn it!

[@williammeyers3758]

For once in his many many lives patches gets that hard earned W!! Lets gooooo patches

[@devaneck6856]

I know you're doing all dungeons but the only way to make that fair with a astel. Is the put the dragons that disappear.

[@neofalz7643]

The dragon ?

[@devaneck6856]

@@neofalz7643 we all know the dragon I'm talking about he's put it in his videos many times before if you haven't seen it I can't even begin to spell the dragon's name and don't care to look it up to spell it

[@metalmonster9536]

The only disappearing dragon I can think of is Placidusax. But I guess it's not the one you are talking about, since it is not a dungeon boss(and it is not that hard to spell out or look up)

[@legobatmanthevideogame3194]

​@@metalmonster9536 the magic dragon before ranni

[@yokotubene]

Foused fight of red wolf vs. Runebear would be awesome.

[@gallifrey1212]

I feel like this could be best described as "Astel being Spammy Sammy while surrounded by absolute chaos" lol And seeing Patches, of all people, teaming up with Crucible Knight Ordovis to take down Astel was both hilarious and epic at the same time.

[@nitroturbo7869]

10:51 proof that Godskin Noble's roll attack is busted

[@KissyKaede]

Patches stamina hacking against Esgar.

[@fallacyfang8691]

21:35 "I know...I'm speechless too"

[@ThomasMoore-qv4og]

That cat thing with a sword looks like it’s hacking on Roblox

[@blisteryjarl1867]

Do all bosses in their primes free for all

[@mee091000]

Patches was fighting his ass off

[@theawickward2255]

Patches wondering why he bothered to get out of bed today.

[@dgalloway107]

You should hold a vote as to whether people prefer to have healthbars or hud disabled. Id prefer the latter as i find the healthbars distracting, i so wish i could just disable healthbars without disabling hud. I dont need to know how close to death they are. If theyre still moving just attack them until theyre not. No healthbars needed.

[@dgalloway107]

Again though, that is just my opinion and im stoned and just hit my head on a freezer door so take it with a grain of salt lol.

[@potatofrisk8207]

Astel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH CAVE!?!?

[@neofalz7643]

who is the man on the secound round who was the last stand with astel ?

[@BjornTheBear]

Esgar I think

[@neofalz7643]

​@@BjornTheBearho thanks, i have never see him !

[@errorcringyname4044]

If you win a fight with the fully grown fallen star beast. No you didn't. It let you live.

[@JR-mo5ch]

Yoo I’m first can I get a hi, I’ve been watching your videos a lot I love your channel!!

[@ryang9113]

Can you do a "xx' number of fire crossbow guys VS bosses video? Those guys are so OP!

[@BjornTheBear]

I could yes

[@kadinwisniewski6928]

Unsurprisingly, Patches is the ultimate life form

[@BjornTheBear]

The Ultimate boss

[@Jaymetal95]

16:38 of all the things I expected, patches taking down astel was not one of them

[@BjornTheBear]

Pacthes is underrated

[@MrGedgeman]

Field bosses vs Cave bosses!

[@detestabiliscorvus2673]

We all know that there is only one BOSS and it's Dungeon Master Van

[@michaelwahl7810]

What about the snail that summons the Godskin bosses one at a time? I feel like it would do well here.

[@yourtoastersonlyfans]

It could be chaos and really hard to do (idk how this mod works) but would you consider all dungeon bosses V all feild or story bosses?

[@thekirbygamer]

Pacthes won twice. I am so proud of him

[@shahzilkhan778]

Did u use the young fallingstar beast or full grown one at mt gelmir?

[@BjornTheBear]

Young one

[@myau9912]

Darn, I bet all my money on the dog.

[@Maleniabom]

POV you are doing a ds2 run back

[@juliannebozzy8785]

You should do second forms vs first form

[@yuna-1971]

You are playing the guy with the shield. Who is that if it’s a boss? Don’t try to fool us - the guy with the shield and odd skills was you

[@anthonyabrahanportugalagui1666]

Patches, gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[@guillaumecayron1725]

What keeps doing so much damage to the magma wyrm that it dies so quickly? Equal Scaling Part 2 you can clearly see him just lie down and die to nothing.

[@theminecraftwhisperer995]

What do you use to set these up? Is it a mod?

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

Do Cemetary Shade next please

[@leekyraw100]

I Thought Aqua Ambiance Was Playing In The Intro

[@Amirali-om1hp]

Let's do Wormface battle vs all bosses maby

[@habibprout9201]

maybe it’s just me but the crystallian reminds me of abracadaniel from adventure time

[@elbeastmaster1]

Eyyy I betcha the winners gonna be runebear *astel spawns in* Oh

[@BjornTheBear]

😂😂😂

[@c0wmi1k34]

Have you done all evergaol bosses? If not please do🙏

[@BjornTheBear]

I did yes

[@ET3RN4LL1FE]

Bread

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

Boys

[@bogroenewold2508]

Can you Make a Video about basilisks vs Bosses ?

[@The--BOSS]

The basilisks would do literally nothing as everything except the player is immune to death blight

[@knightgabriel1311]

Can you do husbands duo(Godfrey and Radagon) vs all bosses

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

As per usual the only boss who'll win is Malenia😅😅

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

@@s8theninjawarrior916 nah

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 I knew I'd attract you by mentioning her 😂

[@kaiserdetectivegolden2735]

@@s8theninjawarrior916 some bosses have chances against them more than her

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 lol like who? Godfrey can and has beaten literally every single boss in a 1v1 except her. Maliketh would get dunked on, so would Mohg. Even she has like 20% chance of winning

[@masud2582]

Patches use flask two times

[@jurpils]

I don't see Mohg, the omen

[@mb-rc4zu]

Watchdog wins Equal Scaling. CATDOG CAAATDOOOG ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG

[@RandomName2449]

Can any Elden Ring Boss Survive in Dark Souls ?

[@tharkinNavi]

that's not the real Patches.. He didn't run away ;p

[@BjornTheBear]

He grew a pair

[@_bohemian_2938]

u should have done one fight without Astel

[@snickers5056]

16:21 what was this lol

[@Submissive-Soul]

they will need HELP

[@queixorubrocomedordecasada8252]

Bro Patches beat Astel

[@GiantsGraveGaming]

The real winner here is Bjorn's PC though! What are the specs bud?

[@BjornTheBear]

Rtx 3070 i9 10850k 32gb ram, not really top tier specs lol

[@GiantsGraveGaming]

@BjornTheBear wow, that 3070 must be blessed by the outer gods or something!!! Fair play to your PC mate!

[@alltimenative]

I dont think giant skeleton scorpion is a dungeon boss. doesn't he hold a remembrance

[@walaxometrobixinodrink1727]

Astel ? Theres two of them actually. The rememberance one, and the dungeon one that is ironically way stronger