The Tale of Brittany Bluespheres (and Sonic is also there)

[@GuyDude-hk8uy]

My sister had a friend that was your typical cheerleader-type girl, but for some reason knew all of the secret exits in Super Mario World. She came over once when I was playing it and proceeded to just go through and unlock all of the secret levels I hadn't found yet, with my sister getting pissed eventually because she wasn't paying attention to her. Weird experience which this reminded me of for some reason.

[@Magical_Mic]

@uh3610Eleanor Exit

[@lillyy256]

proto-e-girl

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

@@lillyy256 Exit-girl

[@DogmenDogmen]

That sounds like the kind of protosexual experience that would give someone a gamer girl fetish.

[@RadianceAbsolute]

Salida Exit

[@whyhechikntho]

Britney is the type of character to have an entire episode dedicated to some freak accident that causes her to lose all her memories of blue spheres and act normal for an entire episode until someone calls her by her full name, or brings up blue spheres, and send her on this journey of self reflection to find out why the term is so attractive to her until she plays it again, and all the memories come flooding back, Brittney then promising to never forget blue spheres again.

[@alt4388]

The difference is she was legitimately better off not knowing what blue spheres was

[@Victini7472]

so it's the plot of shadow the hedgehog (the game) then

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

@@alt4388 But what if, every 60 seconds Britanny doesn't play Blue Spheres, a minute passes?

[@lamonite]

@@Ijustusethistocommentstuff noway :O

[@ZeeOwlMan]

That is a legit plot point to the Chimera Ant Arc of Hunter X Hunter.

[@frickpasta4964]

Headcanon: Brittany has achieved TAS tier speedrunning skills in order to minimize time playing sonic and maximize time playing blue spheres.

[@someguywearingatinpot2132]

im gald i wasnt the only one who had this head canon

[@brittanysqueech]

me when sonic

[@invertebrado]

​@@brittanysqueechno way! Are you Ms. Brittany Blue spheres?

[@nathanblackburn1193]

She's incredibly fast at beating the non-blue spheres parts but she's actually not that good at blue spheres

[@perryorbit5304]

@@brittanysqueech Ms. Bluespheres, what is your opinion on the certified cult classic gba game: kuru kuru kururin?

[@WyattD03]

Only Salty would dig up more content from a 3 year old challenge stream that’s already been done

[@rinocorn_]

And we love it

[@Retro_Static]

I've hadn't heard of this bit until now so I'm not complaining

[@rngsilvercraft3995]

I just realized this is a "switch game when touching rings" Sonic hack

[@lowtier369]

AND HE MADE A DAMN GOOD VIDEO FROM IT 🗣️📣📣

[@Saltydkdan]

LISTEN, IM WORKING ON BIGGER CONTENT AND NEED SOME FILLER HERE AND THERE LMAO

[@jaqlynwithaq5408]

Big fan of how Brittany constantly flips back and forth between being asexual and not

[@dhampir_days]

perhaps bluespheresexual?

[@mariopikaman1]

​@@dhampir_daysUnironically this is the correct answer. Brittany without a shadow of a doubt attracted to the Blue Spheres game

[@notpukicho2950]

Asexual, high libido. For blue spheres.

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Ace icon

[@astronights]

Aceflux

[@jellsies]

I like how Brittany Bluespheres is like a conventionally attractive woman, but she's just interested in blue spheres. I like to think she walks around playing Sonic Mania on the switch because of blue spheres as she's getting her daily miles in.

[@oncreativemode5486]

she kinda reminds me of obama girl tbh

[@gangstasonic97573]

She’s my type fr fr I’m the same way with Chaotix’s special stages I could rizz her up with those

[@yeesnomepiccool]

​@@gangstasonic97573bro thinks he's blue spheres 💀

[@gangstasonic97573]

@@yeesnomepiccoolI am boi when you run into me at target I’m a giant blue sphere

[@gangstasonic97573]

When my dad slaps me I turn into a red sphere

[@Puppygirl3DBlast]

with how the game keeps switching, it feels like Brittany is tearing through reality with her eldritch hunger for blue spheres

[@Flumpis3543]

Brittany looks like a Archie Sonic character that appears once and never again.

[@ranting2damax]

Honestly yeah

[@cold-coffee]

omg your right lmaoo

[@soniccd9983]

That or sonics ex gf madona

[@thesilverblueman]

but still has an ungodly amount of porn of her

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

I totally thought it was

[@rozhsoh-muh]

lowkey terrified that britanny's voice took over at 8:46, but only for the words "blue spheres"

[@porygonlover322]

i think he might have successfully created the tulpa dude

[@thememelord4157]

He is more Brittany than Derek now

[@gabrielfernandez8789]

She's taking over,at this rate Derek will dissappear and Brittany will take over his channel and delete all his videos,then she'll start uploading 10 hour VODS of her playing blue spheres daily

[@adamoswaldplayz9416]

Actually terrifying dude

[@anangelicpancake7876]

@@gabrielfernandez878924/7 bluespheres stream NO BREAKS

[@ArmoredarmadilloX]

Okay so, there was an actual girl I knew in middle school who kept talking about how much she hated the classic sonic games in our friend group... but LOVED the Blue Sphere minigame. She would NOT shut up about the secret procedural generated Blue sphere mode.

[@paalaaa]

no fucking way

[@ArmoredarmadilloX]

@@paalaaa Yes fucking way.

[@spedur3361]

you fool, that was brittany herself

[@plant7371]

BRITTANY BLUESPHERES IS REAL?!

[@ihavemovedtoanewchannel]

Holy crap

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I genuinely wonder what the psychology of Britney Bluespheres would be if she was a real person. Like what childhood would she have to go through to develop this strange obsession (Fetish even) with specifically blue spheres.

[@StafkiGTN]

Hey. sometimes a gal just likes bluespheres..

[@Slenderquil]

Her parents were obsessed with videogames, especially sonic. They basically had nothing else in the house but a few consoles and crts, and they would always be hogging all of the consoles. Someone stepped on their genesis and copy of sonic 3 and Sonic 1, so they let her have it assuming it was broken. Having something that she never was allowed to have otherwise sparked something in her and she became obsessed

[@alt4388]

She had an abusive home life and all she had was a copy of sonic 1 and sonic & knuckles superglued together to entertain her

[@vengrivengri508]

High chance of it being autistic hyperfixation or comfort zone and I love it

[@glitchydiamond1441]

I actually love this hc :D! I think it would be a pretty good justification for her hyperfixation on the subject

[@DustD.Reaper]

Honestly, Salty saying hes gonna manifest Brittany Bluespheres isnt a joke, its a damn threat...remember, we are talking about the guy who almost managed to cancel himself, a fictional bear and Dream by accident and he held a game of Mario Party hostage Salty is a menace to society and he knows how much power he holds

[@shellyvision9693]

Brittany is like a Muppets character in the sense that I physically cannot see her as a character that’s being played by someone. No, she’s her own person, totally.

[@krabkake3544]

Id like to imagine that Salty is just playing on stream and Britney is just sitting in a wooden chair dragged in from the kitchen next to him and every time she talks it’s her grabbing the mic away from him

[@mattgroening8872]

1:41

[@macaronnotmacadamia222]

You know its a good Salty video when the bit is shown as a story

[@frebothegreat4524]

Brittany sounds like a crazy goofy character but then you remember the girl who married sonic and would die or eat feces for him but then immediately lost all interest when she found out he wasn’t entirely computer generated

[@Fractured_Reflection]

what.

[@uwustepanne]

W H A T

[@milk3309]

WHO

[@wille.2215]

huh

[@PTp1ranha]

You're gonna have to go into more detail, buddy.

[@Votterbin]

I unironically was worried people would never get to hear the tale of Brittany Bluespheres so I'm glad Salty confirmed her canon

[@kingcandyhorns]

She better be a reoccurring character with a plot and arc

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Brittany and Trevor do battle, Trevor battling to burn down the false establishment of Brittany's Blue Spheres worship as opposed to Jesus, and Brittany trying to kill Trevor because he's a green Sonic.

[@wumpus976]

She ends up liking Sonic after a multi-season long arc.

[@dawnbray8325]

​@@thebiolibrary5572. Trevor also fights to defend the honor of his best friend/brother/boyfriend sonic

[@collinbloo]

I would love it if she made a come back in a future Sonic video actually lol

[@quack0i991]

So proud of Blue Spheres Guy's transition 🩵🩷🤍

[@yaboipktendo]

Cybershell would (probably) be proud

[@1Pidds]

"And somewhere out there, Blue Sphere Guy is really happy." -Cybershell 2017

[@ProtoTerra]

🏳️‍⚧️

[@t-bird6853]

They're not the same person... BLUE SPHERES GUY WASN'T EVER A GUY AT ALL AND WE JUST DISCOVERED THIS.

[@1Pidds]

@@t-bird6853 No no you're getting mixed up You're thinking of Classic Blue Spheres Guy According to Blue Spheres Guy Forces she comes from another dimension so its a different person

[@roundboi3994]

I forgot she existed till today, how could I have possibly forgotten such an iconic saltydkdan character

[@bruhidk5585]

The constant cuts further emphasizes our understanding that Salty is in fact just a character Brittany plays and our understanding collapsing

[@cophee]

my life has just become a void where i stare at the wall and wait for derek to post

[@Slenderquil]

Brittany is the ace representation we all needed. All she needs is blue spheres to keep her happy

[@VoidedFoxx]

Man, I love Brittany Bluespheres! But does she compare to Rebecca Redspheres?

[@darrellgalusha5906]

That's her evil twin sister.

[@TheCoolerMoonJam]

She just constantly keeps losing on purpose 💀💀💀

[@bleedinghartdove]

They’re dating happy pride

[@Chokun-Gaming]

What about Ophelia Orangespheres?

[@VoidedFoxx]

@@Chokun-Gaming i’ve heard from other sources that her first name was “Olivia” but I dunno. Too jumpy for the media.

[@HeisenbergFam]

1:39 "some girls are about sex, im about blue spheres" bro is the embodiment of "im not like other girls"

[@joshualopez562]

That fucking animation at that time scared me when it popped up

[@CraigWuzHere]

@@joshualopez562 it’s Ned bear from fnaf

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

And then Brittany Bluespheres became the exception to rule 34.

[@torp___5179]

are u from braking bad

[@urbanburrow9286]

Seeing 01:48 gave me a mix of emotions, 1st of nostalgia as I remember that exact sonic short making me laugh so much as a kid, and 2nd the realization that this animation is so old that people seeing it for the first time might think its a R34 animation (it isn't BTW) Thanks for the blast from the past Salty ;)

[@-originalLemon-]

I saw it on sonic paradox, you did too?

[@urbanburrow9286]

@@-originalLemon- yup, from one of the old sonic shorts. takes me back to so long ago.

[@Business_Skeleton]

Haha yeah I used to love those as a kid

[@KamawnTH]

Imagine Britney Bluespheres on a bus with a hand-held console just mashing A, hearing the iconic Sonic jump every second or so. She is fully engrossed. Unwavering and mashing A. After several minutes of jumping, the timer finally caught up. The bus starts to shake, and before you knew it; the universe was destroyed.

[@beefydied]

Take a shot every time Brittany says "blue spheres" and you'll be dead.

[@avegee24tv]

you'll die 3 times trust me i did it

[@kimberly_36]

blue spheres counter *not counting when derek says blue spheres 0:12 0:22 0:26 0:29 0:58 1:02 1:06 1:13 1:18 1:19 1:37 1:44 1:49 1:50 2:11 2:13 2:46 3:08 3:56 4:08 4:25 4:36 4:51 5:53 6:21 6:28 6:31 6:37 6:41 6:53 7:04 7:13 7:34 7:50 8:47 (???) 9:14 9:51 9:59 (might’ve missed one or two …. idk i don’t wanna hear blue spheres anymore)

[@kirbymario2633]

she has a killer design, love the sphere necklace

[@MamaRallen]

The swapping games with dan slipping in and out of 3 different voices is the scariest fucking thing I feel like I just watched a descent.

[@RogersPS5]

Brittany Bluespheres is the most inspirational person I have ever heard,gonna eat blue M&M's for the rest of my life

[@anangelicpancake7876]

Don’t forget the BLUESPHERES addictions

[@merpo2806]

Salty is really good at doing something that shouldn't be funny at all and makes it funny.

[@beatblocksgaming]

I’m headcannoning that Britanny is aroace and doesn’t care about sex so instead just plays bluespheres while eating garlic bread

[@dropfish3109]

she DOES want to fuck the bluesphere.

[@tuesday9670]

I like to imagine britanny as that friend who invited herself to everything and then talks over everyone about her obsessions

[@thedailybrowser5951]

if "based on a true story" was labeled anywhere on this video it would scare me more than any horror property.

[@iron_Will]

I wonder which element of Blue Spheres Brittany finds more integral to the experience: "Blue" or "Spheres"

[@arekrekas213]

i feel like it's the color blue, because she mentions hating RED spheres, and liking orange spheres specifically because they allow her to get more blue spheres

[@mt_lgl]

And also she Said she only eats blue m&m's.

[@polocatfan]

considering the red spheres kill you shed probably prefer the blue rather than the spheres

[@ticlastudios]

Yay! I was hoping you would upload a video about Brittany, her bits were some of the best parts of that stream. Also ty for featuring my fanart of her at the end of the video, I really appreciate it

[@Fiknoid]

I think every time Britney calls blue spheres blue balls is made even funnier by the fact that the original translation for blue spheres was blue balls so technically she wouldn’t even be wrong in saying that

[@jhvids7889]

1:48 “To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide!” ~Vector the Crocodile

[@joakimmago37]

... This has been the third time I've watched this video of Brittany Blue Spheres since release... There's something about this type of humor that really just appeals to me 😭 Truly an icon

[@main7168]

it took so long to realize what he was playing, i thought the games changing was just a funny visual gag

[@TempestTemple]

I took me way too long to realize that this is the Sonic ring game switching mod, it just felt like you were having an extremely disjointed conversation stitched together

[@shelbybunny]

i was so sad when the brittany bluespheres saga was excluded from the upload of the sonic rings challenge, im so glad shes returned

[@thegreatsubtitleguy4313]

what and intriguing and deep character, hope she comes back for the next season so we can learn about her past and how blue shperes saved her

[@kpwu]

OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU I LOVED THAT BIT ON THE STREAM i was kind of disappointed when the highlight didn't include it, but now that this video exists it feels like a wrong has been righted. thank you so much for giving us brittany blue spheres back salty thank you so so much you don't know how much i needed her back

[@anthonyoliver418]

Salty might become the next Batman villain with his dual personality, stealing everything blue and or round, and losing it whenever she feels like people dislikes blue spheres

[@taylorjudge4506]

It’s crazy how the Dk in Saltys name stands for Dick Kock

[@mysticrainbowdragon]

Ok but this is the comment where it finally clicked why DK is part of his username wtf

[@Quackervoltz]

NO WAY

[@Quackervoltz]

​@@mysticrainbowdragon WHY???

[@unoriginalperson72]

​@@mysticrainbowdragonDerek

[@skep2923]

Dick Kickem

[@romansejnoha9121]

Reasons why BBB is a queer icon: 1). Ace, or at least only attracted to blue spheres 2). WILL perform impromptu bottom surgery if she doesn’t get to play blue spheres

[@dropfish3109]

she absolutely will fuck the bluespheres.

[@GGreen-iz3sc]

Dated britney in my first year of college, always left me with blue spheres 😢

[@hermanmunster4607]

Videos like this feel like a glimpse into an alternate universe where this was the original video the whole time

[@zippah]

this video was so good that I started hallucinating that the sonic game he was playing changed every time he picked up a ring

[@henryapplebottom7231]

What? Crazy.

[@smolbrendan5978]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[@enderguyx2081]

@@smolbrendan5978they locked me in a room.

[@RisingJay]

yes, it's the return of Brittany Bluespheres! Imagine if the stages come back in Superstars lmao

[@_G.C]

I would enjoy that but I think they were replaced by the things where you have to move in 3D and swing around. That or they won't have them because the emeralds have abilities now for some reason

[@tarz33]

​@@_G.C❤❤❤

[@tarz33]

​@@_G.C❤❤❤

[@tarz33]

Aa

[@tarz33]

​@@_G.C❤2a

[@baitzadasuto]

it took me way too long to comprehend that this was the "every ring takes you to a different sonic game" run and i thought the editor was going fucking insane

[@mrperson9877]

I would love this character to be real, this sounds like an npc that could be in unleashed

[@quietjester154]

The fucking image of Eminem with the addition of the "BWOOAWW" sound effect is killing me, any time I'm playing a Classic Sonic game and get a shield while streaming, me and my friends all just make the sound it's genuinely so fucking funny to me

[@yurijaviermenguito9998]

"There's probably some guy out there who really really loves this game (Blue Spheres Mode) like, it's his favorite game in the world. Like he wakes up every day exited to play new blue spheres levels! Wherever you are, blue spheres guy, I salute you!" -Cybershell, July 23, 2017

[@crepstersworld]

The poor editor(s) who had to comb through the original vods for Brittany Bluespheres

[@TheMrPasquale]

Everything I do, I do it for Brittany Bluespheres 🔥

[@AJ64]

I can’t believe this video is already over a year old, it’s one of my favorites

[@casualcyberguy1314]

Dead ass remember the mode as “Get Blue Balls.” for the longest time. So please people at home help Sonic edge and not release.

[@unoriginalperson72]

What

[@enderguyx2081]

I think it was originally gonna be that, if I’m remembering the lost bits video correctly

[@N8_THN]

that clip from one of the sonic shorts at 1:48 gave me the worst childhood whiplash possible thanks Salty

[@rainbowresorts]

1:48 holy shit core memory unlocked

[@Joshi_ForReal]

Dude i was literally JUST watching the great Sonic race and you brought this up in it and just as you mentioned it, I got the notification 💀

[@vaporcran4]

Rebecca Redsphere: I fucking hate blue spheres.

[@OrionCorvus77]

Brittany has one room where she just has a ball pit of blue balls and no other colour as she bought multiple packs of plastic ball pit balls and threw away the other colours.

[@ultrashift]

I like to imagine that brittany loves the shit out of blue spheres but sucks ass at the minigame so she gets like 5 seconds in, immediately fails and goes back to questioning her existence

[@tinycandleman]

Next stream can you please bring back Brittany for a single sentence with no context and then pretend it didn't happen? That'd be the funniest shit.

[@TheCamo306]

I love Britney’s hit song “Hit me Bluesphears one more time”

[@kai_3788]

I did not watch this vod and when I saw the design for Brittany in the thumbnail I genuinely thought that Brittany Bluespheres was a real character that Sega made. Like the human girlfriend Sega made for Sonic and scrapped. That’s who I thought Brittany Bluespheres was.

[@DaniParre]

Y’know ever since watching this VoD every few months I always thought back to Brittany and if she was ever leaving the vault and I honestly thought Derek just forgot about her

[@tsumetai_kaze]

The constant switching back and forth between the games gave me the impression Brittney is having an overdose-

[@sumstoopidcreator]

Ima start a thing where on every video ima post a random quote from salty on every new video he posts so here’s the first one. “So far so good, actually wait that’s kinda cringe, I fuckin love bacon egg and cheese”

[@2krab4u]

this is unironically my favorite Salty video

[@henry1312]

I can't believe brittany has fooled us I thought salty was real This is so sad :(

[@pindagreat]

This video was only 10 minutes long, but it felt like 20. Good job Salt man!

[@danielmartinez3190]

I’d like to imagine Britney is really good at sonic and has beaten multiple speedruns only to get to blue spheres

[@metamorpholord92]

Every time i think that salty can't come up with more crazy stuff he surprises me. How in the hell did your mind create this just from looking at a blue sphere?

[@DaKingKayden]

Cybershell's blue sphere guy finally found his one

[@xugabugala5683]

She sounds like an anime character that laughs like "OH HO HO HO HO" with her mouth in a triangle shape.

[@jawoseye2902]

shes basically an ojou-sama

[@angrygarbanzo5436]

So it’s like that “Emily Vasquez” bit Pan Pizza (RebelTaxi) used to do; neat.

[@BlueChickN]

Remember hearing about this on the genesis Sonic speedrun with dad, mark, and cybershell. Insane to see the actual vid like 2 or 3 years later

[@EndsOnAWin]

I love Brittany Bluesphere. I also hate playing classic sonic but that blue spheres is worth it.

[@capybaraqueen4505]

This was 10 minutes and 36 of pure agony. Thank you Salty.

[@Ssjvaca]

she found what makes her happy, im proud (also this bit took way longer to show on a video than what everyone expected)

[@MVFBattleEevee]

Britney Bluespheres has invaded my brain.

[@masterofbread1]

Brittany bluespheres is the aro ace icon we need

[@jamesbackstar8285]

We all know Cinema peaked with robots but this is a close second

[@gusbusfusrus2351]

Holy fuck forgot this amazing video was uploaded the day my house burnt down

[@jinxyjangle]

Brittany Bluespheres was stealing your copy of Sonic & Knuckles

[@zaxseer]

It was sonic

[@mr.existerer]

Huh, so this is what it's like to have blue spheres, thanks, Salt Man!

[@Tailsbot98761]

DARN YOU SALTY, NOW WHENEVER I SEE BLUE SPHERES I THINK OF BRITANY

[@TheCoolerIdeasGuy]

I hope Brittany becomes a recurring character with a full plot and arc

[@tac9918]

I would like to say as a person from 2024 blue spheres have been elected into presidency and Brittany has gotten as she wished

[@atnik1435]

as the blue spheres guy, i appreciate this video

[@bringoawfuttery2525]

He did it boys! I've been waiting since the great sonic race, and now i get to see it in it's entirety :D

[@anangelicpancake7876]

1:15 I hate it when I lose at Blue balls

[@MicronOnline]

1:45 *YOU CANT GIVE ME A FLASH BACK TO BOOZER MAN LIKE THAT* *THAT WAS A BURRIED MEMORY YOU JUST UNLOCKED* *YOU YANKED THAT OUT OF THE DEPTH OF MY FORGOTTEN MEMORY*

[@kiartoons2010]

Salty and Brittany. The new Mike and Melissa.

[@definitelynotsmart]

I was wondering where she was in the original video! So glad to see the queen back

[@AlonzoTompkins]

Salty desperately trying to hide his addiction behind a bad voice. I’m sorry for you Salty. May you get through whatever this addiction is.

[@rinocorn_]

Tgis bit is made so much better by the fact that salty keeps losing at blue spheres

[@kingdomsend3126]

Big fan of Brittany bluesphere I hope she can find a place for sonic in her heart