"Don't worry, they don't know you're called Peter..."🤣
@rachaelh91938 ай бұрын
The 🎉
@simonkingsley-holmes67756 ай бұрын
That snail's eye line is the funniest joke I've heard in years!
@jacquelinelopez16718 ай бұрын
…”And she’s called Lorraine” 😂😂
@lucyelizxo50668 ай бұрын
The gays of Wigan are with you joe 😭😭😂wish all five of us had known about your gig 😭😭
@deborahjasaurus30468 ай бұрын
I'm from Wigan, constantly find myself apologising on Wigan's behalf 🤣🤣
@teycha888 ай бұрын
Joe is such a hoot. 😂 I love his stories😂
@crystalaustralia8 ай бұрын
We love Claire 😂
@angemaidment56408 ай бұрын
He says it like he’s trying to convince himself 🤣🤣🤣
@mickeyfilmer55517 ай бұрын
Much better than when I have to stand up at Tesco and present my card....😂 You're amazing! Top work Joe!
@thelyrebird13108 ай бұрын
The best coming out story I ever heard was a friend who when he came out to his parents, they explained that they were both bi and in an open relationship with their close friends lol
@Digighost_58 ай бұрын
That is simultaneously hilarious, and incredibly heartwarming
@nemnyoom7 ай бұрын
imagine you're just forewarning your parents that the life partner you end up with may not be what they envisioned for you, and then they tell you that your godfather might be your bio dad
@bodo-bing6 ай бұрын
How to react to your son coming out as gay: tell him "we're gayer" to assert dominance
@echognomecal67428 ай бұрын
Now I'm going to be randomly picturing a cat walking with tp rolls on for a month at least. If you see someone outside suddenly start giggling for no reason, could be me 😉🤣
@ModelsExInferis8 ай бұрын
I've got two cats. I'll be walking around the house spontaneously erupting in laughter whenever I see them. I wonder how long I can get away with it before my Mum asks what the hell is so funny? 🤔🤣
@echognomecal67428 ай бұрын
@@ModelsExInferis Are they very active lil weirdos? Bc then she might have a clue as to why 😜🤣
@ModelsExInferis8 ай бұрын
@@echognomecal6742 Not as active as they once were as they're 17 in a couple of months. But they have their moments where they get a bug up their bum and shoot through the house like grease lightning! Cats really are mystery! 😂
@echognomecal67428 ай бұрын
@@ModelsExInferis Aww, siblings? Yeah, we had a few memorable incidents of ours getting the zoomies & creating chaos lol Wishing you more very happy times together with them!
@ModelsExInferis8 ай бұрын
@@echognomecal6742 Yes, two girls. That's actually Shakti in my channel logo there. Her sister is Bast. Found them as stray kittens in the winter of 2007, one of the coldest we had, so we took them in. Do you have any now? Thanks for the kind words, really nice of you!
@jakeheez8 ай бұрын
holy shit joe lycett is fire on stage
@jonwilkinson96957 ай бұрын
I hate that his fame is usually from TV shows because his standup is hilarious and genuinely well structured
@TOBLEROWAN1238 ай бұрын
Classic old Lycett love it
@just_passing_through8 ай бұрын
16:00 Is that Rachael Riley and Pasha Kovalev in the audience?
@thomassbowmann8 ай бұрын
👍
@nederlanditism11548 ай бұрын
Also a very helpful hint for pinning down the year. I'd like to say not only 10 kilos (he) but also ten years (if not more) ago.
@Pinkponyclerb248 ай бұрын
@@nederlanditism1154what a weird thing to say
@alexplorer8 ай бұрын
Good catch. I scrolled down just now to see if anyone else noticed.
@kathfro097 ай бұрын
Laughing so hard because we’ve all come across a few Claire’s in our time 😂
@SandraHudson-d9eАй бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to here'sssss Johnny!
@mikemclaughlin52558 ай бұрын
I am Rhubarb Bikini
@judegray3818 ай бұрын
Fucking love your humour 😂😂❤
@lizanna63906 ай бұрын
Someone mentioned pansexuality on television so for some reason I made a joke about sexy pots and pans. My Dad gave the great response of 'I know it doesn't mean that. Im not sure what it does mean but nothing to do with kitchen stuff." Correct, Dad.
@TheGreatFish238 ай бұрын
what can i say you make me laugh so hard i piss myself
@veeek86 ай бұрын
Id love a night out with Joe and Clare 😂
@michaeldenney66228 ай бұрын
claire is my kind of person
@karleken20098 ай бұрын
Soooo funny!
@foxbosmit5218 ай бұрын
You know Joe puts it quite simple I struggled with the labels that others put on you and I go by panbi just to be awkward lol
@Argeaux28 ай бұрын
You think that’s awkward? Bless your heart.
@foxbosmit5218 ай бұрын
@@Argeaux2 Apologies for the long reply Well considering i joined the regs ( the real army ) at 16 was always called gay behind my back never once had a fella while i was serving cant say the same for the others there's a thing called only gay while away ¬.¬ anyway it was infuriating because some real ugly lads would think i was into them because i was open about sex and would often say jokingly ''dont knock it if you have not tried it'' and how people shouldn't feel shame ( this was 2008) and to a infantry lads brain back then that means gaaaaaaay lol its kinda awkward because i'm a massive flirt and i'd do it to people just to make the situation awkward just for teh lulz as was the sayings anyway with all the flags and lables and everything else and a lot of self discovery i settled on panbi because its not a label that people are making cash out of
@Bad-wolfe8 ай бұрын
I'm originally from Dudley lol
@tommymayfield8145 ай бұрын
I love rachel riley in the audience!
@masterxyr8 ай бұрын
I find bisexuality as confusing as the Earth being an oblate spheroid. Anyway, sweet set. Maybe I'll tattoo the one that goes ' if you can get a poo out , you can get a knob in'
@hughcaldwell10343 ай бұрын
Get it in Latin.
@thefourthsauce70208 ай бұрын
This comment was sponsored by Alan Sugar. 🎉
@jerrycallender93528 ай бұрын
Greetings from the Gay in Tucson, Arizona USofA.. Didn't realize I hadn't subscribed so just did.
@Giles42003 ай бұрын
Rachel and Pasha!
@OthelloBoulevard6 ай бұрын
My motto is dumb, too. I shall reassess.
@DebB-u7n8 ай бұрын
Who doesn't love a Stalin quote? 😂
@wolfie_758 ай бұрын
Wooo
@Alice_Malice2 ай бұрын
JD Vance took the couch joke too seriously I fear 😂
@ratholin8 ай бұрын
lol Great now I have rage against the machine's Renee gays of funk stuck in my head.
@pyroneus99416 ай бұрын
Why do you live at home with Sam's parents
@markstevens96608 ай бұрын
It’s ‘aitch’ …..not ‘haitch’ !! Joe …..🤔😳😘
@LimeyRedneck8 ай бұрын
😅
@yaellesahbel31577 ай бұрын
His comments about the sofa don't do much to help the misconception about the "fucking-things-in-the-kitchen" pansexuality.😂😂😂
@Robespierre-lI6 ай бұрын
Jie's hilarious. I'm nor entirely clear why he thinks the available accepted vocabularies for sexuality are not sufficient. Not everything needs a neologism. Homosexual, hetereosexual and all the shades of bisxual are covered by those three words. But whatever.
@WovenChaos8 ай бұрын
🌈
@EXbobomb8 ай бұрын
Bruh you've been re-uploading the same shit for years. Wtf.
@Plasterman20258 ай бұрын
Lost interest 2x speed 🤨
@Secretgeek20128 ай бұрын
Nobody cares, Large Arse.
@timspencer43248 ай бұрын
Yawn.....
@Spider.vintage7 ай бұрын
No need to tell people your bi, don't be like vegans
@wattieiscute6 ай бұрын
Shut up
@sparker9317 ай бұрын
The most unfunny comedian ever
@johnking51747 ай бұрын
Why are you here then? Seems a lot of masochistic people who hate certain comedians, but always have to say it and watch them.
@sparker9317 ай бұрын
@@johnking5174 the problem nowadays not enough people call out rubbish. He is crap