The Temu Experience

Temu has blown up in popularity in the last year as a cheap way to find many random clothing, electronic and other items. Let's see if it's actually worth it or just a way to waste disposable income...
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:55 T&G Speaker
3:41 NES Multicart
7:09 Kodak Micro SD
7:43 RCA to HDMI
8:06 Hmm
8:34 Congratulations
8:51 Gamecube
9:40 Dashcam
12:06 Mario Party 3
12:40 Modern Art & Accessories
14:50 GoPro & More HDMI
17:16 Fishland
21:54 Pro Controller
23:42 Outro

[@SissypheanCatboy]

The algorithm has chosen you, brother. It is time to ascend.

[@AppropriateusernameYOUTUBE]

I’m fr noticing a lot more small channels get a chance on KZbin now, and I love it 😭😭 like the popular KZbinrs that have been here forever like pewdiepie are good and all but we need some new people desperately

[@awareclueless]

@@AppropriateusernameKZbinif yoz follow pewdiepie in 2024, reevaluate your life.

[@AppropriateusernameYOUTUBE]

@@awareclueless I was just using him as an example

[@rentezfarcomarco5102]

@@awareclueless based, people who still follow him and glaze him constantly are pathetic and annoying

[@hoppy23]

Do you think it has something to do with the premier feature ​@@AppropriateusernameKZbin

[@Trash_Cat21]

Temu should not be used. This is a great video though.

[@iwatchmostlymathvideos7892]

aah child labour

[@Mizu-AM]

ah security concerns

[@Trash_Cat21]

@@Mizu-AM amongst others yes

[@RacecarsAndRicefish]

I was very surprised this guy is just reviewing dumb shit he bought. I was hoping for more of a video essay that actually talks about what's going on behind the scenes

[@ToppisTV]

what about aliexpress?

[@robotortoise]

Those fake SD cards will often fake their capacity. You have to copy a file that almost fills up the drive, then copy it BACK and compare the original file to it. Oftentimes, it will just be a bunch of zeros after the SD card starts rewriting over itself...

[@foggy_nights]

Ive lost so many pics as a teen to this :/

[@R0TEK]

This is so real

[@trashgarbage7234]

Or use GRC Validrive!

[@0rphan0fKosm]

You don't have to copy a file yourself to test it. Another and easier way is just using h2testw to do a write test to see how much capacity can be held. Fake SD cards are a problem, and this is a good way to fish them out to get a refund asap

[@johnthomas2970]

You need to use h2testw to get the true capacity. If you show me sellers at the huaxingbei market screenshots they get mad lol

[@hyparen5479]

That "Portable soldering iron" is just a 510 vape cart battery lmaoooooo

[@BOPSTAAAR]

that’s what i was guessing

[@GregInTechnicolor]

I've seen them so often not just on Wish/AliExpress too but AMAZON.

[@jackznn]

yeah. ive noticed a lot of items where they call batteries ‘soldering irons’, probably just a way to get past any censorship or age limiting. that or theres someone out there with a soldering iron attachment to their vape pen

[@jargungis]

Yooo thank you everyone for checking out this video, I can't thank you all enough! I got another video this Friday and several more I'm cooking up so stay tuned!

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

The youtube algorithm works in mysterious ways fam.

[@Julian-rx7dd]

U r funy

[@redboyreviews5294]

I like how random everything was that you bought, that's the only way to do Temu imo

[@chelseadavis697]

Lion King 6 made a lot of sense tho, an absolute essential

[@TheWasher18]

What do you mean? It wasn't random at all, everything he bought boiled down to cat toy.

[@Stefan54]

Never buy any SD cards with fake capacity on such sites, as the files will get corrupted. Otherwise, good video.

[@poopmaster]

The kodak stuff is real, I scam Temu on a regular basis and have been using the kodak ssds to hold and transfer hundreds of gigs of games. I wouldn't ever recommend this garbage site unless you're scamming them and getting it all free

[@jackattack4254]

The only thing I have ever seen from Temu was a military grade laser pointer that a freshman was shining at his friends.

[@Carnyzzle]

6:08 "Are you kidding me?! Simba just hangs himself?!"

[@miciso666]

Watch jontron...

[@LucyGower94]

*Insert JonTron singing ’Oh My God’ in the tune to Circle of Life*

[@playerplays1658]

BROOOO when I saw the sub count i thought my KZbin was glitching, keep it up man 👍

[@PJ-sv4iw]

why would you think it was glitching?

[@QTLouie]

@@PJ-sv4iwthe video is high quality and if I had to guess I’d say he had 180K subs

[@PJ-sv4iw]

@@QTLouie Maybe 179k dropped off and he lost a bunch of subs /s

[@Welldressedladd]

Same

[@ToastyStudios-sb6rh]

Me too

[@minomushi_hitogata]

This feels like an ad in favor of Temu disguised as a video review

[@shinyrayquaza9]

virgin Temu vs chad Allieexpress

[@jermaincharacter]

Please im beggin you, keep it up. I wasn't this entertained in a long time. I want you to make a living out of KZbin 🙏🏼

[@plnkfloydian7814]

There’s a giant mound of clothes from these cheap company’s that just end up dropped off and deserted, so much so you can see it from space

[@xdkristof]

i like how the picture and video from the weird little camera were taken 111 years into the future lmao

[@megadeth116]

dont use cheap laser pointers, especially lower wavelengths ones (violet, blue but also green in some cases). They often emit ultraviolet light and as you can imagine you cant see it, especially cause they refract at different angle from visible one they can easily hit your eyes and do some damage. More expensive ones have filters and so on.

[@XtraKCrow]

Bro this video is 100% getting you a subscription and like, you're like a combination between scott the woz, peter knetter, and bringus studios in the best way possible

[@Slimehardtshawty]

On point with the YTers mentioned

[@cybi124]

hate how all 130 comments are just people saying your underrated. they are not wrong and 1k subs is weird with good content. but i don't need 130 people telling me.

[@huginnandmuninn4865]

Bots

[@9961s]

Hey more boosting for him, the comments help

[@gabby222themoon]

Just don’t read those comments?

[@yes2462]

​@gabby222themoon Im reading then because I wanna see comments actually related to the video

[@1dfr33]

No one told you tho, you read those comments on your own homie

[@qwertykeyboard5901]

0:33 You mean the _older_ generation? Because people like my mom (who's in her 50's) won't stop buying crap off that site. Maybe it's the thing where many of us gen z utilize adblockers, and don't blindly follow marketing campaigns. Although, that cheap rug she got is holding up. I'll give them that.

[@sonicSnap]

moreso later gen z and early gen alpha

[@redaipo]

damn those little chinese boys sure are good at crafting up these items in factories!

[@googlekonto8444]

This vid feels so chill and smooth. I really like that. It’s perfect after long and hard day at work. Keep up the good work.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

The Bootleg NES cart seems a lot better than other bootleg carts I've seen videos on

[@thardump859]

Why the fuck would I need shitty ass Temu when I could just use Ebay to buy all the weird ass novelty globes I want? Ebay is far superior!

[@Bloom10]

Dude, I did not think you would explain all the basics of fishland, that was an unexpected segment lol

[@nxx99]

The camera's list of supported OSes killed me

[@lloydflower7698]

Temu is indeed fishy. Sorry in advance

[@backprints]

finally someone buying stuff id actually get myself frrr ty ty u went beyond for this

[@kierraellis6570]

I appreciate another KZbinr of quality being spit out of the algorithm and you got my sub ❤

[@adorable_yangire]

finally a video on temu that doesnt sound like propaganda

[@Evolisches]

You are criminally underrated my guy

[@lakeland6798]

did you memory test the sd card? they often report fake capacities and will accept data but anything read back will be corrupt or not found

[@apperusenpai]

13:20 You joke, but that just means you've never experienced needing to pull the N64 off the entertainment center into the middle of the room and STILL having to sit on the floor because the controller doesn't reach the couch. It's a childhood pastime of mine.

[@lost_animator]

Pretty dope immediately subbing, I love the editing and comedy. Microphone is pretty good too!

[@CophinRuinz0rKestra]

Highlights of this video: Playing Daft Punk's Around The World Playing Keygen music through a Bootleg JBL speaker Playing Doom BGM while talking about a thing makes it awesome

[@vjollila96]

This vid has been recommended for week atleast to me

[@Sam21230]

dude u deserve more likes and sub u actually do good quality content

[@marvelousball]

This is really chill and funny

[@_ozae]

the commodore 64 music on that bluetooth speaker... you have taste

[@roilo8560]

I got so hyped

[@Proseless]

As someone that has purchased quite a bit from Temu, I’ll give a brief summary on the quality of things. (At least in my experience) Tools (wrenches, screwdrivers, hammers): Meh. Gets the job done. Jewelry: Cheap. I mean, go figure, but the necklace/bracelet clasps break and the metal it’s generally an alloy or plated. Hats: Pretty decent. Rare to find anything not polyester and it comes smushed in a bag, but quality overall is decent. Bags: Again, pretty decent. The canvas bag I got had thick material and got the job done, and my friend that got a military-esc backpack had the same to say. Electronics (earbuds, headphones, mics): Depends. Earbuds are probably the best out of them all, as the sound quality is ok, most have various setting inputs, and have a wide selection. Avoid microphones at all costs. Clothing: Garbage. I bought a few printed shirts, a pair of sports pants, and a linen dress shirt. They arrived so badly wrinkled that the prints were cracking, the pants wouldn’t iron-out, and the linen was like a crumpled napkin. Not to mention it’s quite expensive, for Temu standards. Avoid. Miscellaneous (knives, keychains, fake lego, posters, decor, hobby-stuff): Probably Temu’s biggest strength. I say that just because of the impressive selection of random junk. I never wanted, needed, or even thought about having a decorated cigarette ashtray that’s the size of a coin, but hey, for $1.99 that’s pretty cool! It’s all generally the same quality as you might find on Amazon for a similar product, so overall, if you want something niche or generally useless, Temu’s pretty good. Side note: Cannot personally recommend purchasing umbrellas from Temu. Mine came in and stank of piss. It still stinks of piss. I have to leave outside so it doesn’t stink up my other umbrellas. Fortunately, no one will steal it since it stinks of piss, so you’ve never to worry about someone leaving you without an umbrella in the rain. Granted, you will carry the fragrance of piss.

[@OM4GAA]

bro your underrated, how do you not have 1M subs? keep the good work i love your videos

[@eddie9591]

4th video and you already have quality content?! Subbing

[@chelseadavis697]

Ayo Lion King 6 best movie yet...kinda dark though

[@INTERDIMENSIONAL_BEING657]

0:34 )) I clicked on this video and got the exact ad LMFAO

[@aersla1731]

This man described me perfectly in the first few seconds.

[@2shrek2furious67]

Mad good content bro, glad you appeared in my recommended

[@2shrek2furious67]

Love your editing style too

[@AdeleEevee]

Definitely earned a sub with this one, can't wait to check out your other videos!!

[@byHugZ]

Great video uve earned a new subscriber! 🎉

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

3:14 That Bluetooth speaker may have no radio antenna and require an aux cable to be plugged in to use as an antenna, like an iPod Nano.

[@AstralBrando]

They’re going all in on ads, like all the multiple banner spots at the top of websites

[@mcrarburger]

love the deep cut bootleg references

[@just-arando9796]

I NEED MORE OF THIS, you're honestly really entertaining, im glad my revommended brought me to you

[@yosei2886]

Brilliant video

[@GINGER_KING_]

lol that one camera the 1080 p was one of the last things my mother bought me before she died

[@justnathan4011]

This is a video i've longed for

[@spectralspectra2282]

Didn't expect to see a lion hanging themselves today lmao

[@transcreatureofchaos]

I got a Temu ad on this video 💀

[@Trowelhands]

Commodore 64 version of Golden Axe? A man of taste.

[@misakicherry7]

Good video, however, i don't think the conclusion should be "do whatever you want just take these things as a warning" There are a lot of peiple that did deep dives on Temu and I really think it's important to mention the "dark" sides concerning child labour/ neo slavery, privacy concerns etc. But maybe you didn't know about all of these things

[@gummywurm]

I have some of those sd cards for my switch and they work pretty well!

[@AngleedFish]

God tier content

[@QTLouie]

This dude NEEDS more subs

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

"Oyster blender" my entire lineage is crying at that pronunciation

[@trickspert]

Your underrated keep up the great work

[@ProjectMirai64]

Nice video!

[@HereticalKitsune]

Where did you put Ireland?

[@yes2462]

This video made me want to use temu

[@connorsteffan8958]

The xbox360 end cable is also used on some xbox one and xbox seires x/s controllers.

[@megan-rl3ff]

this is a high quality video dude youre way underrated man keep it up, i love your style

[@arianko]

Great Video man!

[@gummywurm]

Was not expecting the spiderman funhouse music oh my god

[@ICEknightnine]

Very entertaining content, keep it up!

[@infinitebracket4823]

Love the comment sections, we love supporting small KZbinrs.

[@raymistio123]

Holy fuck this channel is under-rated. Keep this up bro

[@TheRetroEngine]

What music is on the bluetooth speaker. Is it commodore 64. Def. chip tune though. That 'soldering iron' looks like a vape.

[@TheAechBomb]

the soldering iron thing is basically a battery for a vape, though there are soldering tips for them too

[@thardump859]

The YM2612 is far FAR superior to the shitty SID chip. Even the Gameboy's sound chip is superior.

[@chrissphinx]

it appears to be the C64 version of Golden Axe - Wilderness (Main Theme), it’s pretty good but the sega genesis/megadrive version is much better

[@TheRealCakelover4578]

2:28 keygen music! :D

[@xislost]

688 followers ? I'm surprised bro. Keep it up.

[@lxtusmusic7643]

if the GoPro only holds up to 32gb check if it needs to be formatted to fat32, because my hacked Nintendo 3DS officially supports 32gb but I made a 128gb card work

[@Supercecco85]

I hope you will be able to stay on this quality, I mean this video was good. Said from some type of videomaker / gamer who had some 100k views video years ago but gave up because of life

[@somnia3423]

Who shops at temu💀💀💀

[@ThyBRB]

bro, how you at ~700, u deserve WAYYYY more

[@roilo8560]

I was not expecting Jeroen Tel music

[@SirDucky2000]

i fell for fishland for way too long long

[@GINGER_KING_]

Most Underrated channel ever great video keep the content coming

[@Charlotte-33179]

Whats the music in the part about the fish game?

[@Truekingr6]

Dude you just got a devoted follower with that shinji joke 🤣

[@BOTB_RBLX]

What was the song you played on the speaker btw?

[@aldo-tn]

Golden Axe's main theme (Jeroen Tel's C64 port)

[@BOTB_RBLX]

@@aldo-tn thanks.

[@burgertim7878]

Those bootleg Switch Pro controllers don't support NFC btw. I got scammed on one of them on amazon a while back.

[@maxmeyers771]

Where did that eva sample keyboard sound font come from

[@kronik5927]

Oh lord, the 510 battery pipe thingie. LOL! That's clever, but they DO sell hot knife and soldering iron attachments for it.

[@transgirlgeology2464]

Great vid

[@DrKen3000]

Never heard of you before. You're in the algorithm, good stuff.

[@dragondagger2318]

Why can’t we get a temu but instead of bullshit it’s the same product as the name brand but just not marked up/branded.

[@nolestein]

9:36 don’t get this controller especially for smash it starts drifting heavy in less than a week

[@V.royOTF]

ur bout to blow up my guy

[@LucyGower94]

I love that this sounds like a genuine threat.

[@ChaoticSurge161]

Great video hope you make more and the algorithm keeps favoring you

[@NOVALOF1]

THIS VIDEO WAS HILARIOUS

[@PrismaWaldini]

Glad the algorithm showed me the vid it was a great watch!

[@zmywaczeq]

great video for sure subbing!

[@ce7406]

jfc that lion king game over screen.....

[@marcyoung9019]

In my fams house as a kid we had a splitter to 5 screens was pretty sick