The Tetris God

[@furiousfinch1587]

The horrible misuse of that final L block led to the punishment of that first Line piece, and the equally horrendous misuse of the Line piece was what provoked repeated Line pieces.

[@mohammedsiddiqui3062]

Worse yet, if he had used the first 3 line pieces to fill the holes on the left, he could laid the 4th line piece flat on the right side and totally cleared the block made by the first L. What a tragedy

[@JamesCPotter13]

1:13 the player proved he was a master of dexterity by rotating the T block in time. And yet at 1:19 he could have easily done the same with the reverse L block, but in his mocking of the Gods he was shamed.

[@SM-ys8lw]

@@JamesCPotter13 maybe it was his first t spin

[@itpicksme]

@@mohammedsiddiqui3062 now you're left with the gap and def. not a 5th line piece tho.

[@sablonanime650]

Even after doing a t spin

[@theletterF]

The way he so formally announces the pieces' names, especially with the "Squiggly" and "Reverse Squiggly" had me cracking up.

[@cameronbigley7483]

And the emphasis in "reverse *L*-block" followed by the ominous "L-block". I'll take this as Tetris canon, an army of Tetris overlords overseeing this shit.

[@theletterF]

@@cameronbigley7483 real

[@ericconnor8419]

@@cameronbigley7483 I wish I was not enough of a nerd to know this but the 'reverse L' is called J. The seven tetrominoes are I, O, T, S, Z, J, and L.

[@elementalsgami1]

@@ericconnor8419 Um, ACTUALLY, their names are Hero, Smashboy, Teewee, Rhode Island Z, Cleveland Z, Blue Ricky, and Orange Ricky, respectively.

[@chrishansen8119]

​@@elementalsgami1beautiful use of the um, actually. I'll give an extra point for flair

[@ClaudioMV]

The missed opportunity of the L block Is a reminder: The Tetris God does not punish In Tetris, you punish yourself

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

The _mortal_ had ALL THE SPACE HE WANTED and yet he decided to go for cheap points. He would have made Tetris *TWICE!* The mortal deserved with all rights that hard punishment.

[@BlankedOutAce]

And even when he plugged the hole, if he had just layed one of the line pieces flat on the right, the other three on the little holes on the left, and used the last one to get a Tetris, he would've done much better

[@Erebos931]

I didn't make him cry. He made himself cry. -Marco Pierre White

[@johnlucas2838]

@@Maxi-Gonz. But the greatest points are from t fitting.

[@sakunysz]

@@Maxi-Gonz. Exactly. The mortal's haste and greed and avarice for easy points was the offense that called for divine punishment.

[@sgg3586]

Popping in from the year 2024 to say that the god has been vanquished and the game finally beaten. We did it guys, we found Tetris Kratos.

[@lozm4835]

Finally... we have line peace....

[@theinventiveidiot]

@@lozm4835beautiful

[@metadragon6443]

Another time traveler here - I can confirm the validity of this statement. You may rest.

[@HarrySwampass]

@@lozm4835 actually phenomenal word play

[@lunarfloure]

finally, we have a place for a square

[@Psychol-Snooper]

I watch this video a couple times a year. It never gets old. "No. He is punishing this mortal for his hubris."

[@dandominare]

They are all fully committed to the parts, you just don't get that nowadays.

[@zom-b4237]

Still very, very, very funny lol

[@aldogarcia5783]

The greatest part of this video🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@aldogarcia5783 Isn't it??? I literally typed the same thing two years ago and for got about it. XD

[@stsk7]

I recently remembered the "give him something lord" part out of nowhere and had to return to this legendary video

[@alexochroma]

"There is no place for a square!" There is never a place for a square.

[@nathanhamman418]

There is always a place for square, at the beginning of the game.

[@PokecrafterChampion]

If you have some L blocks set up in the right way, it can work nicely. But it is definately the most awkward one.

[@reindeerboi4543]

True

[@nathan6280]

O blocks set up some neat t spins

[@regretful_dogg42]

true

[@Ramonerdna]

....Anybody else personally offended that the player didnt just lay the line piece flat?

[@nathaniellubiszewski1884]

+Nathaniel Lubiszewski no

[@Bunny-pb6dl]

Yep. I was screaming at him. Or her.. :|

[@chelseamattila4993]

Omg me too

[@jaqiqi33]

yes

[@pazecs]

+Ramonerdna i think the same

[@wat_matters]

Still the best sketch CH has ever made And I love CH

[@zes7215]

wrgg

[@RadioMan2023]

What about sham wow guy in jail

[@Hopebestman]

This comment didnt aged well

[@kieranmilner4208]

What happened

[@orionred2489]

I submit Girl's Costume Warehouse as the best... and perhaps Pony Hole for second, but you have to have watched a lot of porn to get the Easter eggs.

[@ROCKETLEAGUE-FX]

is he still asking for the LINE PIECE ?

[@mutantcube1737]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCE!!!!!!!!

[@claytong2069]

Yes

[@rinylvinyl]

Yes

[@marko-do9lz]

Rocket league fx why are you here

[@rinylvinyl]

Still asking for the line piece.

[@TommyDangs]

Hopefully all the talented people who made gems like this find other great opportunities after college humor

[@antic4mper819]

The guy pleading with the god became the game developer guy on silicon valley

[@deeya]

All of these guys have left CollegeHumor, ages ago.

[@buddabudda]

Anyone talented enough to make the kind of content that put College Humor on the map left CH years ago. All that were left were scrubs.

[@rahl163]

@@buddabudda Hey these dude doing the CEO skits was golden. Loved those.

[@buddabudda]

@@rahl163 Fair, I'll give them Brennan. That guy probably has a bright future, too, but one guy can't hold up a whole channel with that much overhead.

[@mattiewastaken]

When the Tetris God said "squiggly" in an epic, booming voice? I felt that.

[@Elkayra8]

aren't those called Z block?

[@matsh5633]

I want to like your comment but I freaking hate that stupid horrible _I felt that_ meme.

[@leociresi4292]

Tetrimidion:” Hold my accretion disc!”

[@andrewnicholas291]

1000th like

[@LunaOfTheStarsMusic]

@@Elkayra8 yeah. All the pieces have names. L, J, I, T, S, Z and O

[@aeonz1240]

Fun fact, in the modern Tetris randomizer known as guideline, all 7 tetraminos (yes that’s what the pieces are called) will be guaranteed to show up at least once in a series of 13 pieces. The first 8 will always contain all 7 but after that it’s only guaranteed per every 13 pieces. This scenario can and does happen in classic Tetris but can’t happen anymore.

[@itsphoenixingtime]

To simplify it all modern tetris games use 7-bag which means every bag contains the 7 tetrominoes but in different order, so the furthest 2 pieces can appear between placements is 12-13 pieces.

[@devonqi]

It is obviously also sentient.

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

*tetronimoes*

[@TheThursty100]

I love how you made it more complicated then necessary or how it actually is

[@thanhtamnguyenthi7073]

wait its called tetrAminos? i thought it was called a tetrImino

[@LordSeethe]

To the people going "Well that's his fault for being such a crappy player," I like to think he was purposely playing like an idiot, mocking the Tetris god. I mean...only a master of dexterity could have rotated that piece in time. This is why the Tetris god seemingly punishes him for no reason; but deep down inside, the Tetris god knew. He ALWAYS knew...

[@Jurgen123445]

Paul Lee That's really deep, dude.

[@000xyz]

and even after being punished, he could have used those 4 lines more efficiantly. make one horizontal and the other three on the left side, and he could have unblocked the gap

[@strengthman600]

+000xyz I KNOW I ripped my dick clean off when I saw that

[@TheMonstermike3]

+Paul Lee You looked a little too much into a simple KZbin video... but you did it well

[@voodoominerman]

+Paul Lee He was punished with the endless lines because he lost his faith in Tetrises. by putting the L block into the gap, he demonstrated that he didn't believe that a line block would ever appear.

[@534wiseoldwolf]

"There is NO PLACE FOR A SQUARE MY LORD!, and its only the first level!" This is a classic video.

[@Freddy_Guy]

Tetris in a nutshell

[@tayloroldfield1200]

so relatable though

[@annies3036]

534wiseoldwolf "SQUIGGLY"

[@treymorris9392]

Toxic Commenter severe squiggly

[@annies3036]

Trey Morris " you wish to toy with him, to torture him for what!"

[@haxygo7004]

You know what's more dominating than a *line piece?* _reverse line piece_

[@dydlus]

*R E V E R S E S Q U A R E*

[@paulwayne8367]

You have forsaken us all.

[@bishop4839]

No...no... (head shake)

[@orang1921]

*R E V E R S E T E T R I S*

[@thefancy8090]

Gasps

[@HeyMyNameIsTony]

11 years later and the last "LINE PIECE!!" still gets me.

[@GoroDomo]

+1

[@chazconkey5888]

U stole the top comment

[@Dampe17]

12 years now!

[@coolestcars1983]

stolen

[@mstrshalt]

That line has been living rent free in my head for over a decade lol

[@bdletoast09]

2019 and this is still pure comedy gold.

[@bloodjunkie1919]

@@vorshack8968 r/iamverysmart

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@vorshack8968 so memes is equivalent to idiocy? Do you ever relax and have some fun?

[@kinorai]

Here here!

[@wowwow-xp9sk]

This made me cry

[@HauntedOath]

@@vorshack8968 You're not very smart if you don't understand the comment.

[@wazamdaggerfield8519]

"LINE PIECE!!" Dumbledore said calmly

[@vastava]

harry did you put your name in the goblet of fireeeeee

[@yoshidinono8095]

People who add the exclamation points, don't understand the joke.

[@demzionmain]

@@yoshidinono8095 Really dug up a 1 year old comment to roast my mans daggerfield.. You get the reverse squiggly spam next time.

[@Trainer319]

@@demzionmain It's been another year, friend.

[@demzionmain]

@@Trainer319 Good god, time passes us by quickly.

[@NinuRenee]

Somebody has to make a voice pack for tetris with his voice

[@juliolp95]

Liiine Piece!!!

[@UmbrotheUmbreon]

I don't know if I would find it getting too old after 3 levels, or have a hard time reaching level 2 with how much I'd be snickering and laughing Either way I support this

[@centrist9222]

Koutoura san is above average waifu

[@chattamasmanoworakul5176]

uneliasmarsu Hail to The Tetris God!!!!!

[@lindaheiskari5846]

LEDRRTYYUIIOOL

[@yoursonisold8743]

"Thou art a crrrruel and ANGRY god!" Absolutely brilliant delivery.

[@Neceros]

The golden days of CH. Please go back to this.

[@jerryfowler6058]

back when making it funny wasn't 100% about being crude and "trendy"

[@MooseyGoosey_]

you think it was bad back then

[@jackdague1792]

LINES PIECE!

[@Dave-hf2xc]

I love the fact that this cruelty got age restricted.

[@Membersman]

Seriously, what for?

[@aidankeys8534]

Just reached 18 and can finally watch his majesty again.

[@NDDPS]

Not anymore?

[@WinterandNoodle]

@@aidankeys8534 imagine not lying about your age hahaha loser

[@felynecomrade]

Pissed me off as a kid.

[@EmilyBenoist]

Still the best sketch they ever did 7 years later still cracks me up

[@anothersimulacrum3321]

"There is no place for a square mylord!!" has literally become me and my friends exclamation when we have trouble finding a place for an object or parking our car etc. :D

[@mbanana23456]

that'd be an interesting game, where one player plays tetris and the other decides what pieces fall

[@averagesqueaker7121]

One problem TETRIS God-Squiggly,squiggly squiggly Block block line piece.

[@EpicBlooFox]

I'm gonna comment on this thread so I'm up to date with rusko doing something.

[@EpicBlooFox]

good luck either way! i would promote this game if you make it :D

[@EpicBlooFox]

well the game idea is amazing! xD

[@IAMDIMITRI]

+mbanana23456 Tetris multiplayer :D

[@spicysquire]

This is so true! You never get that damn line piece until there is no space for it!

[@vrajpatel7348]

what?

[@dandyman2015]

That's why you make a one line space on the side so when you get it it doesn't matter how long it takes, it will get you a lot of points

[@walidbt420]

SirBrandonfx well at least in tetris 2017 u can save it :/

[@nickjimenez9983]

Monbeasto Wait Jesus is God? Also tetris god

[@nickjimenez9983]

Monbeasto Are you a bot that spams on every video that has ‘God’ in its title

[@vomitkermit3446]

That first line piece is said with such venom behind it. Fucking brilliant.

[@Tapahtumahorisontti]

The funniest part of the entire video imo

[@TKIvanov]

And the defeated "No" right after *CHEFS KISS*

[@Blastman1137]

12 years later and I’m realizing these jokes are more clever than I initially thought. Every piece given to the player can be reasonably be used to clear the blocks on the field with only a bit of patience and ingenuity, but the angels reflect the anxiety of a lot of players where they won’t see that answer right away until it’s too late, reflexivity blaming the game (their god), and then the frustration mounts when the game only gives you the pieces you thought you needed moments before. The game is neither cruel, nor angry. It simply wishes not to change its instruction. And I love that this skit captures that.

[@darkpaw1522]

This is their best sketch. Had me in tears on my couch years ago. Wife thought I was dying.

[@Scootermagrooder]

Sketch? Like a drawing?

[@darkpaw1522]

@@Scootermagrooder More like a take.

[@GeneralDave95]

I was listening to this while playing Tetris in another tab, and when it reached the point where He called for nothing but line pieces, I got *four* line pieces in a row. He is a powerful being, the noble Tetrises.

[@GeneralDave95]

50 likes? Neat-o!

[@cockfacebob6810]

Some Guy pfft I got 60 in a day from a twilight joke

[@cockfacebob6810]

Some Guy Still a better love story than twilight

[@Falkorn44]

cockface bob I really doubt you got 60 likes from a 2009 joke like that.

[@cockfacebob6810]

***** well you know the youtube community, almost half are 8-12 year old pewdiepie fans

[@FinleyZero]

The delivery on the line "he's punishing this mortal for his hubris" at 1:30 is fucking perfection.

[@tommywood4145]

The god of Tetris nearly shed a tear as he noticed this mortals failure to proper line up the last L block before the onslaught of line pieces.

[@StickMaster500]

I wonder how’ll this work in Tetris 99

[@nexosis1336]

StickMaster500 RNG god

[@babyyoda4052]

how

[@pilkkimies]

We are on sane kind of videos very often.Illuminati confirmed?

[@trollius5881]

Here before this gets Viral.

[@Shahyan-xr9ed]

Rip

[@sireevictineerivero342]

There is no PLACE FOR A SQUARE, MY LORD!

[@saar144]

How dare you question his methods?!

[@biraptor6205]

LIIIIINE PIIIIIIECE

[@thejerrinator6388]

LINE PIECE!!!!!

[@leviettelson8602]

Izuru Kamukura LIIINNNNEEEEE PEEEEEEIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!

[@nohemisantos1528]

saar144

[@torsigurddahlen9959]

REVERSE SQUARE!

[@caimaccass6911]

YOU ARE AN ANGRY GOD, AND TO BE FEARD

[@deflatedboy1014]

HE HAS CHOSEN THE REVERSE SQUARE, AND HAS MADE A PARADOXICALLY UNIMAGINABLE PEICE THAT WILL SUCK UP ALL POINTS, ALL BLOCKS, AND ALL OF TETRIS KIND!!!!!!!!

[@shinyemerald3401]

ReVerse T BloCk

[@Bob-Barian]

Tor Sigurd reverse T block

[@xandertoner]

That's not how squares work

[@casbyness]

When he says "line piece" and then his angel just looks up in utter resigned disgust and delivers "...no no no no..." I remember that perfect reaction every time anything bad happens in my life, and it genuinely helps a lot. Just that expression of total contempt for the entire universe, for delivering the worst possible outcome at the worst moment. :D

[@jackbarbey]

The amount of times I’ve referenced “LINE PIECE” in my head over the past decade is as great as the Tetris god’s wrath

[@oliviawright9526]

*REVERSE SQUIGGLY.*

[@JACK101Star]

*REVERSE L-BLOCK.*

[@CoolCreations101]

*REVERSE T BLOCK*

[@JACK101Star]

line piece!! Line piece!!!!!! LINE PIECE *L I N E P I E C E ! ! !*

[@mambodog5322]

*_L I N E P I E C E_*

[@rilbitz8364]

LINE PIECE

[@Danny-tf3fd]

I'm pretty sure this is actually how tetris works.

[@KronOOse]

13yrs later and this still makes me smile.

[@razing717]

LIIINEEE PIEECEEEEE!!!!

[@JD-rk2gq]

razing717 razzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg!!!!!

[@fortnitegg0d097]

Holy shit its you

[@PanPandJa]

Wtf why are u on an age restricted video

[@jeremypen7818]

razing717 RAZING XD!!! DudeI love ur videosss

[@ashiyyn]

Minecraft Ninja this isn't a age-restricted video...

[@G14Moon]

"SQUIGGLY!!!"

[@galatic-wyvern2993]

Ben Moon REVERSE SQUIGGLY!!!!

[@kellis938]

Ben Moon L!!!

[@G14Moon]

Rob Bibler LIIIINE PIECE!!!!!

[@galatic-wyvern2993]

Ben Moon SQAURE!!!!

[@kellis938]

REVERSE L BLOCK!!!!

[@micahphilson]

Still to this day one of the best things CollegeHumor has ever made. RIP, good CH sketches and golden age of creativity... RIP.

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

eh sad but true

[@AlexanderPrussak]

Stupid age limit

[@ducktective8692]

Ch sketches are still alive and well

[@bovo698]

WolfFrost Flame but not as creative anymore, most of them now are just ch office sketches

[@fanon44]

Micah Philson. True that. They are all about 'observation humor' now and it effect the quality of their work.

[@seniorfluffs]

This is type of video that you just come back to every year, it never gets boring

[@zeipheil]

LIIINNNEEEE PPPPIIIIIIEEEECCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!

[@mattmayugatheidolmasterfan3474]

+Alexander Potec I BBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SuperPiposaru]

+Alexander Potec THOU ART, AN ANGRY GOD!

[@mattmayugatheidolmasterfan3474]

SQUIGGLY!

[@doubledamn2599]

+SuperPiposaru He says; "Thou art a cruel and angry God!" With a lot more anger and emphasis of course.

[@SuperPiposaru]

Jayden Dove Thanks for the clarification.

[@Ca5pR]

uhh.... LLLIIIINNNEEE PPPIIIIEEECCCEEE!!!!

[@pangeransamsetiabumi8554]

Reverse LIIIINE PIIIIIIECEEE

[@GyroEater]

Did you ask for a piece of Lime?

[@stevesoup9135]

CaSpR Olko lol

[@Veriko_Dragos]

CaSpR Olko L BBBBLLLLLOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKK

[@biggSHNDO]

For his hubris. DUUH

[@blooodybladez]

If his voice is a DLC for any tetris game. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[@Veriko_Dragos]

blooodybladez tru

[@josephh7699]

A clever way to add a meme to a coment

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

don't let EA hear you bro

[@MizuhoChan]

Thanks for the reminder of this video Lewis, it's as great as I remember.

[@StarlightEnty]

1:10 "only a master of dexterity can rotate a t-block in time-" Tetris 99 and PPT Players : *b e t .*

[@diamondstrings5212]

To be fair, it was a LOT harder in normal Tetris

[@shad1193]

true that

[@kosarugaraboshi9337]

(gasp) It is done.

[@agerestrictionisalameidea9459]

Tetrio, JStris: *b e t²*

[@Purely_Andy]

classic tetris locks your piece almost the moment it hits the ground, leaving room for only one move or rotation in a split second.

[@RawrDragon]

WE COME IN HONOR OF TETRIS 99!

[@shadowlucario7125]

Tetris Battle Royal...

[@sayanmalakar8438]

Let them fight

[@bewmotionsk627]

This game will be better than Fortnite

[@shadowlucario7125]

@@bewmotionsk627 *epic deep narrator voice* The Battle Royal mode you love. Mixed with the #1 best selling game of all time. Its Tetris 99. Fight against 98 other players, send lines over to KO opponents, and try win it all. Comeing... a few days ago... Tetris 99 * no falling blocks were harmed during the making of this game *

[@DarkLink1996.]

Indeed we do!

[@Bram51Gaming]

Actualy , had the player put the first Line piece flat , hge could have filled the row and open the colum

[@Linuxield]

Bram51Gaming yeah

[@MyMika2004]

Yeah

[@alexandermercer5363]

But then he probably wouldn't have gotten anymore line pieces after filling that row 😂

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

Alexander Mercer the could've also just put the L peice to the side and left the colome open

[@schmoogledoink2738]

I know right

[@switchimpulse]

This is by far my favorite pre-Sam CollegeHumor sketch, and arguably my favorite anything video from the pre-2015 internet. Anyone else here because of the recent episode of Dirty Laundry?

[@SacredDaturaa]

This actor has been in a bunch of other videos but he'll always be the wrathful Tetris God to me.

[@Ramonerdna]

+Blackfish IKR!!! this was the first one I saw him in

[@hcsb012]

+Blackfish TAPATH AND GATHPACHO

[@Mev-ni2mi]

His face is so intense near the end.

[@dumbassplaystetrisandtalks8623]

this is so real I can't ever say god doesn't exists anymore

[@chiefersonkeeferson9056]

How and why is a video about Tetris age restricted?

[@jonatanseniquel9101]

House King too Savage

[@rattvisa]

It is becouse.... ’insert tetris joke here’

[@joeyossia2827]

I think because it talks about god

[@lucky8331]

Idk, religion stuff maybe?

[@NotCthulhu]

People could mistake "line piece" for "line piss"... and that would be crude.

[@djlinton5456]

now, at the end the player could've laid the line piece flat on the right, and plugged the 3 holes on the left, making the column usable again.

[@Kris.G]

Squiggly....

[@ShabbaDabb]

Makes a line dependency on the left

[@goldenboy86gd]

or just not place the L piece there

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

@@goldenboy86gd The player has no one to blame but themselves. The Tetris God HAD a plan, the player ruined it like the fool they are. Smh.

[@raizors1331]

Except then he was left with a gap that can only be plugged by a, guess what, line piece, on top of a 2 line piece high collum. Absolutely doesn't look like a recipe for disaster at all. Not worth it unless there's a guaranteed 5th line piece, and knowing the Tetris god, he won't give another line piece for at least another 10 turns.

[@promedic2666]

Tetris gameplay: "haha funny block towering" Tetris lore:

[@TotalWeapon26]

There’s lore?? What 😂😂

[@Watermeloncat412]

Tetris World champions Boom! Tetris for fractal

[@eleSDSU]

@@TotalWeapon26 Depending on which tetris game you play yes there is lore, that's what Story Mode is about in, for example, Puyo Puyo Tetris. But also, this is not how tetris works, this cannot happen neither in modern nor old tetris (for different reasons). Also the gameplay is more fighting game than block towering.

[@wjzav1971]

The deadpan way, the Tetris God summoned the pieces was the most hilarious thing.

[@AliFareedMC]

When collegehumor was funny RIP 2006-2012

[@Djorgal]

btk6 No way! When?

[@Joshposh2012]

2006-2013*

[@AliFareedMC]

***** :(

[@AliFareedMC]

***** Nope

[@AliFareedMC]

***** lol yes i do

[@prodbp]

This is my favorite CollegeHumor video.

[@calebeno]

12 years later and this is still one of the greatest.

[@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

This is by far the best CH video

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

I can't describe how good this video is..

[@Charisonic_558]

funny thing is with those 4 line pieces, he could have re-opened the gap. Just saying.

[@pc_screen5478]

Charisonic558 if he had rotated the fist line piece the master of blocks would have stopped sending him line pieces

[@jold3174]

Charisonic558 I saw that too

[@ShimshamTheClown]

I saw that to why didn't he

[@Jimmykreedz]

@@ShimshamTheClown Because then you wouldn't have had this video.

[@What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names]

@@ShimshamTheClown He knew not what blocks come next

[@jazzbassist]

"Oh, what a wrong ... and ANGRY GOD!" That angel actually killed it with the delivery there.

[@Dendarang]

no, he said: "thou art an angry and cruel god!"

[@jazzbassist]

​@@Dendarangcruel and angry god. Yeah, you were more right than me, I dunno how I heard what i did 😅

[@enderpup9289]

LINE PIECE!

[@nandi6962]

This was physically painful to watch

[@Healthwise.]

Hes the god

[@OFFICIALcooperscraft]

+Teresa Mullooly LINE PIECE!!!

[@byronroberts1855]

+OFFICIALcooperscraft Line Piece... LINE PIECE... LIINNEE PIIEECEE!!!... LLLLIIIIINNNNNEEEEE PPPPIIIIIEEEEECCCCCEEEEE

[@OFFICIALcooperscraft]

my god...we need the gods

[@timesophagus8212]

LINE PEICE

[@930bestvideos]

I love the piano version of the Tetris music in the video.

[@CottonDrifting]

It does sound great on the harp.

[@930bestvideos]

Max White I just facepalmed at myself.

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

I just .wav'd almost everything from Tetris God into my computer's system sounds. Now everytime I log off, he yells *_"LINE PIECE!!"_* and anytime I open a program *"SQUARE"* And any Errors/Notifications comes as _"T-block"_

[@stormlemmington8436]

When you get an email, does it yell *"REVERSE SQUIGGLY"* ?

[@CompletelyAmorphous]

Yes. Just. Yes.

[@chuckytheman]

I kind of want this.

[@alexsilva28]

Tutorial with files please. I'll print a shirt with your face and build you an altar

[@iceneko9170]

this... oh god. XD

[@Ephraim225]

It's been 5 years and only just now do I consider.... Shouldn't the player be able to see his next piece in advance?

[@crustaceandroolcube]

He might be playing a bad knockoff version of Tetris, where the next piece doesn't appear at all. I guess that raises the question of whether Tetrimedes has to be the god for ALL of the Tetris knockoffs ever made. Considering the popularity of Tetris, that would be a majorly daunting task.

[@Ephraim225]

OperaticSkeletonx Oh yeah, imagine if he had to be the god of Tetris: The Grandmaster 3. Could even god keep up with Shirase mode?

[@NeoRidero]

Ephraim225 Or he's just like me, he sucks so much that he doesn't even pay attention to the next block..

[@Sjoher]

Ephraim225 In the original Tetris game you could choose weather or not you wanted to see your next piece. You got less points by having this turned on but also the levels were somewhat harder (or perhaps that was just bad luck back in the day).

[@ykeloy5655]

Ephraim225 100th like :D

[@youtubeaccount123]

This came out 10+ years ago and I have watched it an unhealthy number of times

[@stsk7]

Agreed same here

[@xXevilsmilesXx]

same, there is just something... beautiful about it.

[@LoganU-bq1yu]

@@xXevilsmilesXx I watch it whenever I need a chuckle…..which is more often than I care to admit lately…..

[@isaacquest]

This never gets old, I think because it satirizes the universe and the irrational pattern-seeking mind simultaneously. Perfect comedy.

[@SonicKing84]

14 years and I still remember this one fondly. “Thou art a cruel…and ANGRY GOD!”

[@Ventuswag]

First line piece goes horizontally on the far right. The next ones go vertically to plug up the holes on the top row to clear that row. This allows for tetris with the last piece.

[@kerbe3]

Yea but then the 5th piece wouldn't be another line piece it would be a squiggly or something.

[@beachboss7320]

i know amatures

[@balinthajdu8868]

no shit sherlock. :P Also, yeah, but then he couldve stacked it up real high, and only get a line piece if the entire thingy was full, therefore losing instantly when it appeared :D

[@orangesoda4535]

As if to imply that the Tetris god would keep going with that if he saw that it wasn't working. Also, You'd have no idea which piece would come next, so I daresay you'd do the same.

[@balinthajdu8868]

Salem Andrada the proper version shows the next coming tho xP

[@JLPicard1648]

There've been a lot of bad guys In a lot of good video games Bowser and your opponent in pong The Pac-Man ghosts and Donkey Kong. But one bad guy he stands alone He will never tire. He sits upon his blocky throne He'll be there till you die Your fingers may move at blinding speed there may be no game you can't beat but Can't you see that no one can defeat The guy who throws the Tetris piece "The Guy who Throws the Tetris Piece" --Hank Green, "So Jokes," 2007

[@adityakhanna113]

Been listening to it these days!

[@name-fv4du]

Ben Hamilton +

[@rizkyfajarfarhansyah3847]

Line Piece! Line Piece!! LINE PIECE!!!

[@4dawnie]

LINE PIEEECE

[@ohnobro3594]

LINE PIECE

[@ohjeezitslee4043]

*LINE PIECE!*

[@MrESPNozaX]

your nothing but a cruel and AAAAANGRRYYYY GOOOOOD!!!!

[@ohjeezitslee4043]

100 line pieces!

[@gamertime6087]

Age restricted? The fuck?

[@GreenTitan118]

Someone got slapped so this is a naughty video. KZbin is just filled with only specifically children under the age of 5 after all.

[@derp-o-tron1709]

Izzy KawaiiKittens I know right

[@Hero_of_Storms]

What are you talking about?

[@jamesburrows7634]

ryhansen1 Tetris is a real religion, before you say..... yes the world is fucked

[@numatruehome100]

GR Inferno well, you already said it so I don't have to.

[@CesarDaSalad]

REVERSE SQUIGGLY

[@RPC29Gaming]

this is probably the first time I've ever seen a comment saying '10 years ago' without any replies

[@CesarDaSalad]

@@RPC29Gaming Hahaha ikr? I just rewatched this video yesterday too after so long, so crazy! Thanks for replying tho XD

[@toysmostwanted]

Had to come watch this again after watching the Game Face pilot on Dorkly. This version of the Tetris God is better.

[@facelessman9224]

Same here. Haha

[@Seth9809]

The what?

[@iworms]

12 years later, still love it. The writing and acting were supreme.

[@MrCrazyduckz76]

line piece Line Piece LINE PIECE!!!

[@danieldolf3844]

*LIIINE PIIIECE!!!!!*

[@MiuMiuMau-ne4hz]

EitherPlace Bo81 SQUARE

[@danieldolf3844]

SQUIGGALY

[@MiuMiuMau-ne4hz]

L BLOCK

[@tonesofbones2498]

Mr QuickScope69 T B L O C K ! ! !

[@tristanneal9552]

The Tetris God now searches for tributes. He wishes to watch them suffer in a battle royale... Tetris 99!

[@tbotalpha8133]

Blood for the blood god.

[@gandhithegreat328]

What a cruel and angry God!

[@milesweinhold7205]

I love this video. I have to watch it at least once a year.

[@paulink]

Man, I just saw the new ghostbusters movie and the bad guy was so familiar. This bothered me the whole time.

[@onlinesyco6136]

yeah

[@zillanimu]

LINE BLOCK

[@OrionoftheStar]

*LINE PIEEEECE!*

[@robinthoelen7259]

you have forsaken us all my lord

[@SimonArmy]

+robin thoelen what a cruel and angry gooooood

[@leehayden4696]

but there was enugh line peices to un cover the line

[@darkpaw1522]

Lee Hayden Butler then he'd need another to complete the tetris or next back at square one again.

[@cinnaced]

LINE PIEECCEEE XDDD

[@EyeOfArgus]

1:52 why the frig didn't he just rotate the line piece?

[@benmite]

OH MY GOD RIGHT he could have just rotated the line piece and filled in the rest of the row and then used the rest of the line pieces to fill in the black spaces in that row so then the area covering the place where the line pieces could have gone would be open again which would make it usable or you know whatever floats his boat

[@manikamali]

***** you mean goat right?

[@benmite]

Mani Kamali totes mcgoats

[@Billaxle]

***** Or... He could have just rotated that L Block like he did with the fucking T Block! >_>

[@EyeOfArgus]

Billaxle wow this guy has very inconsistent tetris skills

[@el_rey_213]

Still after all this time, one of my favorite videos here.

[@michaelramos3085]

"You are such a cruel, and ANGRY GOD!" "LIIIIIIINEEEEEEE PIEEEEEEECE!"

[@Stray0]

How can Tetris be so funny? Wow!

[@applehead2134]

magic and some funny scripts

[@TheFuryGlitch]

If you think this is funny you should check out a genuinely funny sketch with it

[@agonleed3841]

have you ever played? This is how we all felt at the high level when we were kicking ass but couldn't get that one piece that would make us look like a god. Then that was OK, but that one mistake.....the dude that objected to god was all of us

[@lopfi4366]

It's 2015 and I am still laughing so hard

[@potato1341]

Welcome to the new year. And it's almost over.

[@normlord6357]

+lopfi lottfi this is easily the best thing Collage humour ever produced xD

[@KevinGonzalez-xb8sq]

a also like their precious plum series!

[@pinksheep6777]

+lopfi lottfi 2016

[@jazzylps7134]

It's 2016 and still laughing!

[@itsukine]

14 years later and this might still be my favorite video on the entire internet.

[@DoctorXander]

Several of those moves made me cringe

[@titavaughns7698]

Fr. I was cringing during the whole gameplay

[@HideNZeke]

I was triggered this was truly trash tier tetris play

[@theopenrift]

Dude.... it's Tetris. Who cares?

[@HideNZeke]

The Open Rift tetris is life

[@Pwnzistor]

Cringe is the fucking buzzword of 2016 get the fuck over it.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

I believe the Romans did actually have a god of bricks.

[@ValpasKankaristo]

Lmao

[@timothyvelasquez1535]

I think hephaestus was also the god of building in addition to smithing and metal working

[@ninjascout1]

@@timothyvelasquez1535 god of the forge Not metal working and building. I'm not sure there is a god of archetecture.

[@SonofSethoitae]

@@ninjascout1 the god of architecture would have been Vesta, goddess of the hearth. She more generally represented order and domesticity. So yes, there actually is a god for everything. Also, being god of the forge necessarily makes you the god of metal working.

[@ninjascout1]

@@SonofSethoitae I would safely say the god of the forge, is essentially the god of metal working. I know it's not completely the same, how ever what else would a forge god be in charge of in the forge. Where they make metal weapons and tools.

[@ajh1021]

1:46 who else was very infuriated at the fact the L block could of went anywhere else but instead went to the 1 block wide gap

[@osirisbretoi7841]

The Tetris god was

[@popbee10]

Anyone that played Tetris before I'm sure

[@zeronothinghere9334]

They didn't believe that the I piece would ever appear

[@battyblair3303]

This has lived in my head for 14 years straight rent free. I will not be evicting anytime soon.

[@renaway6398]

Somewhere in this world, someone playing tetris; this exact distribution happened

[@NoShayminFeeding]

Boom Tetris for Jeff

[@fluffyplayery3017]

Wakaran Boom Tetris for Jonas

[@rasmus6099]

Haha

[@tappajaav]

*Tetris for Jeff*

[@potatolord0027]

I am one off the 4 people who understands this

[@tappajaav]

I'm the other 3

[@justaheroforfun9544]

There's better line delivery in this one skit than most movies nowadays Edit: haha _line_ delivery

[@starknifez4846]

It's kinda sad isn't it

[@keiyousu7454]

_LINE PIECE._

[@buru2437]

There's a certain 13 year old boy right now that is probably pressing a lot of O's right on the God's face right about now

[@Tyfighter152]

Who would use an L block to fill the gap when your playing field is that flat?

[@booboointou]

Someone with common sense..

[@EmoPwnage2990]

Zurisadai Hernandez That kind of common sense is stupid sense

[@booboointou]

Lol.. I was saying the person that asked the question had common sense.. Not answering his question..lol..

[@EmoPwnage2990]

Oh.

[@hyperx72]

The same guy who undershot that T block.

[@painrikudo2949]

YOU SHALL ENDURE THE PAIN OF THE ALLMIGHTY LLLLINE PIEEEECE.

[@merikmalhads1676]

worse than any shit u did 2 naruto in that fight lol

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Pain goes all out in everything he does, including Tetris.

[@david_willis6374]

LOL