The Thalmor vs. Dragonborn

I just felt like killing some thalmor invaders, what are nords supposed to do on a cold day in Skyrim? Skip to 01:21 if you just want to see the fight.

[@lordofwars9052]

Aldmeri dominion: I have an army Dragonborn: I am the army

[@loganrawls7595]

Destruction 100

[@exaid0556]

Dragonborn: and i am Hulk.

[@user-wr6dj4ib9o]

not yet

[@nachohd5992]

Aldmeri dominion: i have an army Modded skyrim players: i have my conjuration army, and i can kill your army and resurrect them as my personal army Aldmeri dominion: :| Empire and stormcloaks: :)

[@CAPace09]

Thalmor: We have an army! Empire/Stormcloaks (whoever player chooses): We have a Dragonborn.

[@mgwayneplayssmith4014]

El Vaginhõs empire means imperial legion for short

[@femmekilo3086]

"The Empire think us lawless beasts... pfff, we showed them".

[@kkrup5395]

CAPace09 Stormcloaks are on Thalmor's side

[@CAPace09]

K Krup If you're referring to the the Thalmor Dossier on Ulfric, it lists him as an aside an "uncooperative" asset. The reason I believe that he is an asset is that his actions indirectly aid the Thalmor's goals. That is certainly not Ulfric's stated goal. The same dossier also states that the Thalmor want neither side to win the Civil War. As such, I believe Ulfric's rebellion is helping the Thalmor by weakening the Empire. That is the primary reason I join the Imperials every playthrough. Maybe Skyrim should be free, but with the situation in Tamriel currently, I believe that the Empire is best equipped to handle the Aldmeri Dominion.

[@Ancientneutrality]

CAPace09 except that the dragon born can unite so many different power factions in Skyrim. The dragon born should be able to single handedly whipe out the Almer dominion regardless though .

[@soulslasher7890]

Lol, "give up while you still can."He just killed 30 of your soldiers.

[@mohawkmohican8611]

dat is skyrim logic doe, bandit sees me slaughter his whole gang with ease "you picked a bad time to get lost friend"

[@tuscag]

"Who's there!?!" Me: *crouch walks behind wall* "Huh. Guess it was nothing."

[@gainer1471]

Thats spirit and mentality, Thalmor, what is youre proffession?! Aah oeh!!

[@ZeeGhost713]

Lol ikr

[@pepperbyte8438]

Plot twist: he was saying that to his own soldiers

[@lycanbloodborn4202]

ahhhhhhhh. Nothing quite like watching the Thalmor getting their rears handed to them by a single "lowly" Nord. I love picking fights with the Thalmor. I watched this several times, it is that sweet.

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

My warhammer weilding argonian HATES the Thalmore and is a legend in Black March becuase her forces led the Thalmor into a US Marines against the Viet Cong in the jungles of Vietnam style campaign and the thalmor were't so arrogant after they fled Black March with their forces decimated after two months after a humiliating defeat. Now they DAREN't come anywhere near Black Marsh. The Thalmor POWs the Argonians captured? Did anybody see Apocalypto, especially the human sacrifice scene.....?

[@nielsongovender3853]

3:59"WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?"

[@thelonecourier3439]

Thalmor: *screams like a little girl* Dragonborn: STOP RUNNING YOU PUSSY!!

[@Sentinel_White]

He's like fuck this I'm out

[@solareclipse9379]

ARE YOU GAE?

[@bargainbin6162]

Bandits are going to have a nice day looting all that expensive Thalmor gear and treat it like the Dragonborn just got a day off.

[@HumanOfPrey]

"You should have acted They are already here. The Great War was just the beginning The White-Gold Concordat only delayed the inevitable. The Thalmor will never stop They watch as the sons of Skyrim spill their own blood. And when the truth arise. It will arise in blood. But there is one they fear In dragon language he is Dovahkiin. Dragonborn."

[@superheriber27]

HumanOfPrey YEAH TES VI: Dominion

[@jamesmcpherson8599]

jOsEheRi Gonzalez I swear to god if that comes out one day

[@Frostwing]

HumanOfPrey dragonborn FUS RO DAH!

[@cospro2227]

"The dragons have joined the dragon born" the imperials and stormcloaks had peace. The only enemy they have now is. The alder I dominion. Ulfric and his troop rush into battle like true nords. The imperials follow tullius into battle representing the empire. Dragons spew from the fires of oblivion.

[@ultimatum97]

cospro 22 what about the curved swords ?? 😂

[@Supersmashodsts8]

The only good Thalmor is a Dead Thalmor. And those idiots think that they ended the Oblivion Crisis? Bullshit!! Martin Septim sacrificed himself to summon Akatosh so they could defeat Mehrunes Dagon and cast him back to Oblivion, therefore relighting the Dragon Fires and seal the gates forever.

[@phoenixlord8419]

The Thalmor probably know that they didn't end the Oblivion Crisis themselves but they just say that they did so that they could get the popularicy of the rest of the Altmer people.

[@kyrylovorotyntsev2619]

Dafuq did I just read XD

[@Become-Eggplant]

I'm surprised no one noticed Akatosh's Avatar Statue over in Cyrodill. Wait is the statue still there? Or did those elf mother fuckers decided to bring a giant cart, tie Akatosh on it, and bring him over to the summerset isles only for them to say "HEY GUESS WHAT! WE ENDED THE OBLIVION CRISIS! We have the Statue of Akatosh to prove it!"

[@mk11xgameplays44]

They Told Me I Could Become Anything, So I became an Eggplant 😂😂😂

[@apocalyptic3837]

oh yeah and also they want to do shit to humanity, because for some reason they want to wipe out their only closest biological cousins.

[@foxrocks28]

Talos would be pround

[@sir3543]

*Ysmir

[@random_me666]

Æsir "YSMIR'S BEARD!!!!!"

[@tofuelemental6920]

FoxRocks 28 yes he would be “pround”

[@joseffliegl4167]

PRAISE TALOS

[@hammerite6418]

I can’t believe people say talos doesn’t exist

[@morilucas6360]

Me : joins the empire Also me : *slaughter all of thalmor*

[@casacara]

Hey, the white gold concordat was only to give the empire breathing room. They will do what must be done when they're ready this time.

[@samuelbishop3316]

Thats literally exactly what he empire plans to do quite soon.

[@datfish8372]

@@samuelbishop3316 time to fuck shit up

[@samuelbishop3316]

@@datfish8372 Theres a chance the emoire could fall. But if the thalmor get crushed at least itll have a good purpose.

[@themandals7273]

@@samuelbishop3316 Lets end the thalmor for good. I thought they were a good organization trying to make peace between the Dominion and the Empire. But all they do is fuck shit up.

[@taibasarovadil]

Thalmor: We have an army! Ulfrick/Tulius: We have a Dovahkiin

[@stephenvincentstrange99]

tullius: i don't care if we have the dragonborn. the thalmor are our friends.

[@serega_43]

Thalmor is not friends of Empire. It's enemies. Empire is compelled to cooperate with Thalmor. White-Gold Concordat

[@nicolas.p331]

@@stephenvincentstrange99 You are a fool if you think the thalmor and the empire are friends.

[@stephenvincentstrange99]

well tullius has no choice but to befriend the thalmor because of the white gold concordat. tullius follows the order of the empire. if they dared to attack the thalmor, it would jeopardize their truce. the empire is a puppet of the thalmor.

[@ДаниилДолгов-ъ7ы]

omg 9999iq

[@dawolf101]

When you started the battle I said "Talos guide you" xD

[@dawolf101]

***** DEUS VULT AVE MARIA

[@dantewhingates4300]

(*Deus vult intensifies*)

[@eisennord5492]

Khadjiid? :-)

[@vaultboy6911]

lol

[@edrice7195]

+Remove Cheeseburger!!! talos is not Jesus dummy

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

Who would win? An army of magical elves Or Some shieldy daedric boi?

[@rangopistacho6928]

the silly thing is the dovakiin could take on the whole thalmor army by himself and win

[@shadowstrider5033]

Rango pistacho Dude , one storm call and the army is essentially toast. He shouldn't even have to use his sword/bow/magic. The shouts are quite powerful lorewise.

[@petepeterson5917]

Yea i like to imagine when the second great war happens the dragonborn would just kick so much thalmor ass that surviving thalmor (if there's any) would tell stories of their fight with "the dragon demon" and the dragonborn would instantly demoralise the thalmor armies and invigorate the imperial/stormcloak with his presence

[@datfish8372]

Or i comeback

[@professionalhater3348]

By game standards/ mechanics, the shouts are weaker than an iron dagger. In real life, they would blow up continents. So, the Dragonborn is the most powerful character in gaming universe. No, please, bois. Dont take me with that Kratos bullshit. No fkin way! Because i'll take my restoration glitch and i'll crush his head with my 1kkkkk armor rating gear and damage that simply makes you invincible. Well, its enough to get 3000-3500 armor rating to become invincible.

[@fancypants5299]

@@professionalhater3348 Hero of Kvatch is may be stronger, he fought the strongest daedric prince Jygalag and won then took his powers becoming Sheograth, oh and the Neravarine fought the most gods.

[@projectpems8304]

You forgot to soul trap them

[@Nabeyo]

xD

[@TheAsvarduilProject]

+Brian Ngo They have no souls, it'd be pointless.

[@leonidasvictorscaleholm4825]

+TheAsvarduilProject yep they are some cruel b@$\@9θs

[@callianr6980]

Yes, they do. They have black souls, just like every other sentient species on Nirn.

[@bakerygoblin6895]

They are like gingers, they have no souls.

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

You know people say that that The Stormcloaks would have lost to The Dominion if the game continued. I tell them, not if The Dragonborn has anything to say about it.

[@100nitrog2]

Actually, there's a good chance that the Nords could win a war with the Aldmeri Dominion. Hammerfell seceded from the Empire due to the terms of the White Gold Concordat, which ceded a large portion of its territory to the Aldmeri Dominion. The Redguards successfully fought the full might of the Thalmor for five years, ending in a new treaty and complete withdrawal of Dominion forces. Given the inhospitable terrain, a Nord victory is possible as long as unity can be maintained. The civil war is the real threat.

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

My Argonian'd much rather remain neutral but she's forced to take sides (and not very happy about it) depsite telling Tullius and Ulfric that the Thalmor're the problem but if they can't put their differences aside and unite against the Thalmor, I'll deal with the Thalmor myself.

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

And here's a pretty interesting fact: If you side with the empire and kill Ulfric, then do go to Sovngarde in the main questline, you can meet Ulfric as a ghost. Apparently if you talk to him, he regrets his actions against the Empire.

[@DrengrOfMidgard]

After all these years I don’t actually remember that. Even though I know for a fact I’ve met him in Sovengarde. It sounds familiar though. That’s cool!

[@marvelbladez993]

3:59 the smartest one 👏👏👏

[@bcgazero6472]

Image Kid run bitch!ruuuuuun!

[@dariazaldrizoti900]

The Stormcloaks have a good point, but Ulfric should not have started this rebellion so soon. The Empire was clearly saving its strength to recuperate from fighting the Aldemiri Dominion. If this civil war didn't happen, those who would have joined the Stormcloaks, the Empire, and Dovahkiin (who is a force to be reckoned with alone to begin with) could bring a full stop to those Thalmor shits. This video was so satisfying.

[@bcgazero6472]

bitter coffee welp,as ulfric Said,the empire died when the concordat was signed

[@DatShadyGuy]

I imagined the Dragonborn yelling, "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!" while running over all those damn elven scum.

[@Area1G]

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[@thalmorjusticiar6876]

technically it belongs to the snow elves. they were there first.

[@tsubaki4106]

Thalmor Justiciar But only one of them still exists, right?

[@Area1G]

so many valid points.......

[@tsubaki4106]

Area1G Troll.

[@tsubaki4106]

Phoenix Lord Oh, gods...

[@jacksongibbs8998]

1:30 The “Elf Bowling” remake looks excellent. Also, Lydia is gonna have her work cut out for her when you loot all those bodies.

[@jws3263]

Let's start Great War again and make White-Gold Concordat invalid.

[@lazorize]

Hail the Imperial Legion ! Glory to the Stormcloaks ! Eh..Thalmor's kind of lame.

[@sofafleeper2592]

*sniff sniff* its beautiful.....

[@TheAsvarduilProject]

+Sofa Fleeper Indeed. Such *beauty* exists in this world. It brought a tear to my eye. Just *imagine* if Chuck Norris was there...he'd have quoted Ezekiel 25:17, and this video would be 30 seconds long.

[@bluewarbler9034]

"I will execute terrible vengeance against them to punish them for what they have done. And when I have inflicted my revenge, they will know that I am the LORD."

[@TheAsvarduilProject]

Ender Gaming I wanna see that video now, of Chuck Norris pwning the Thalmor.

[@79treefrog]

1:29 I was praying you'd do that :D

[@random_me666]

79treefrog "May the God's watch over your battles friend."

[@Vengeful_Goan_spirit]

Most epic one

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

Pelinal Whitestrake, Ysgramor, and Talos would be proud

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

DB: There were about forty of those damn Thalmor. Random child: Was it forty...or four hundred?

[@nephalem6944]

Doing God's work

[@rivaraptor4277]

*Talos’s

[@bcgazero6472]

Ulfric stormcloak is proud of you,my friend

[@norwegiantechnolover]

Been playing Skyrim for I don't know how many years and I didn't know until now that you can people over with your shield while running. This game never ceases to impress me!

[@solareclipse9379]

I did know that, from Blocking skill tree, but never used that in my game, blocking level required to get this ability, making this ability obsolete at the time you get it.

[@SoulOfJustice1994]

Man absolutely destroys a large group of Thalmor Justiciars. **Everybody liked that**

[@ravindra2141]

Since the armour cap is present , you can become more op without breaking game mechanic by simply using jagged crown and amulet in place of helmet for 4 enchantments instead of 2. Also i wish you used the thunderstorm shout , it is also very satisfying to just walk around while all your enemies get electrocuted.

[@Merica1776o]

Now imagine the Dragon born with all his factions and Dragons. Combined with Hammerfell Warriors and the whole Stormcloak army after winning the civil war and absorbing imperial citizens into their ranks. When you also consider that he can bend the will of mortals, it gets even worse for the Aldmeri Dominion. They could share a similar fate to the Snow Elves.

[@---nv9oe]

It's ASMR for TES fans ;)

[@bcgazero6472]

Александр Булатов not for thalmor -bootlickers- fans

[@xXSonTJXxx]

And many people assume that the thalmor would wipe out Skyrim if the stormcloaks win but not when the dragonborn is around lol

[@theyoungemperorix7945]

Thank you for curing my depression

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

4:07 love how he screams in fear at the armored charger Even though he has magic. But tbh, I'd likley also be terrified to witness the killer of my fellow justiciars come running right at me. Thanks, KZbin recommendations

[@craneface8529]

This reminds me of when Madara ran into the crowd and people were getting rekt

[@TB11484]

Thalmor: killed an innocent nord child in front of dragonborn dragonborn: goes on an absolute rampage with Aela at his side

[@gogomanu33]

How I like to treat the Thalmor: Thalmor Justiciar: You're interfering with official Thalmor business. *walks a few steps* Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY 'BOUT MAH MAMMA? Me: Yol Toor Shul(Fire Breath) Roasted Thalmor for dinner.

[@thomasgiusti1461]

Tell me you are a god without telling me you are a god

[@Supersmashodsts8]

If the Thalmor made the Empire surrender, How come they are such bad fighters and mages? Damn Knife Ears. (Only to Thalmor because they think elves are superior)

[@callianr6980]

They were probably focusing their powers elsewhere. Right now, the Skyrim situation is going exactly as they've planned, so there's no real point in getting too invested in it at this point. Maybe later.

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

That's not fair to say, considering your character has the soul of a dragon and is gonna be the more superior fighter, or should be. Plus they probably didn't send their most experienced fighters in skyrim

[@homosexualitymydearwatson4109]

Plus as sooner or later skyrim is going to be fucked in the ass by the Thalmor. Whether Ulfric or the empire were victorious, I see the Thalmor purging Skyrim sooner or later.

[@the_dropbear4392]

Homosexuality My Dear Watson probably not, the aldmeri dominion got fucked my the great war too, their army and the imperial one pretty much wiped each other out, the humans are just starting to have recover but they elves breed really slowly and aren't fertile for long, so the thalmor is nowhere near as strong as the empire thinks, that's why they need the civil war to continue and there be no Victor, whoever wins will be bad for the thalmor as they don't have enough troops but the humans do. They couldn't take Hammerfel alone they can't take skyrim either.

[@Frostwing]

Supersmashodsts8 probably the time were 1000000 thalmor that made the empire surrender

[@SoulTwinky]

This is how the great war would've gone if the Dovahkin was on the front lines

[@FatrickAteman]

i half expected the video to end with a twist where he takes off the helmet to reveal an elf or something

[@bcgazero6472]

Turki Nah,he had a nord character voice

[@WordofSil]

It looks like a boss battle from the perspective of the boss.

[@TheSoulFallen]

this is not the video i was looking for but i'm entertained

[@majorastorm]

The calm music in the background is what gets me xD Dude I forgot how OP the shield sprint is

[@R.Eres-Queen]

wait here is is a thing we can't kill the thalmor because then we will have nobody else to hate

[@readthiscomment6748]

Frostbite spiders?

[@bcgazero6472]

read this comment Frost trolls?

[@purritto3779]

Bernardo Coutinho Almeida what about chaurus

[@rivaraptor4277]

Bandits?

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Raul but then we will have no one to hate there fore hatred will basically be gone.

[@SethBarbrick]

Any side with the Dragonborn is invincible

[@merchant6562]

should of used dragonbone armor would of looked more like the part

[@Breadman-k6d]

should have* you fucking moron. How does 'should of' make any sense in any fucking way? Whereas most non-Americans speak AT LEAST two languages fluently, Americans can't even speak their own fucking language properly. It's actually horrifying that the United States is the military and economic global hegemon when it intellectually is the exact opposite. Personally, I still consider the US to be a developing country.

[@raidermayham3671]

Toxic Moon Fox Jesus Fuck ing Christ man calm down its just his opinion

[@heyitsmegoku69420]

Toxic Moon Fox Calm down you fucking edge lord..

[@googul2923]

Toxic Moon Fox except our two countries have the same average iq, not to mention the United States is responsible for far more revolutionary inventions than fucking Denmark.

[@Breadman-k6d]

Adrian Baisden, I don't give two shits about his opinion - all I care about is that he is not able to present it properly in his own fucking language. The fact that you think that this has anything to do with his opinion, simply proves that you are just as illiterate as him. TrixeGames, having a high IQ doesn't make you an intellectual, I'm talking about the basics of basic education here. Your IQ is primarily just something in your genes. On the topic of inventions: As of today, The United States of America has a population 57 times larger than Denmark's - so just the fact that we have invented magnetic storage of sound, the endoscope, the hydrogen tablet, the modern battery, insulin, mine clearing plants, the lego brick, hell even the speaker from which you heard the audio of this video, already puts us way ahead of you, if you take our population difference into account. Get educated. Peace ooot

[@thaxasaurian]

Thalmor survivor: I don’t wanna die! Dragonborn: oops missed one

[@444coole444]

why not just let the dragon born fight the entire alderi dominon it would be a piece of cake

[@joaiscadeira3506]

Achterhoek Games Not at all, he’d be destroyed before even getting to Summerset

[@joaopedrobentomorgado7256]

Joais Cadeira i don't think so. tiber septim was kind of sucessful in his goals of uniting tamriel, and he had only one dragon, nafaalilargus. if the dovahkiin used his shouts, and how many dragons he wanted (odahviing, durnehviir that are already his companions plus all the dragons he mind controlled with bend will shout) he could unite skyrim and the empire and besiege the summerset isles.

[@joaopedrobentomorgado7256]

post scriptum: also, durnehviir is an immortal dragon that can't be killed by any means, he could do a lot of damage all by himself to the thalmor army.

[@joaiscadeira3506]

João Pedro Bento Morgado Tiber Septim only conquered the Summerset Isles because he had the Numidium, power of which is much beyond that of a Dragonborn. Also, the Dragonborn is a blade, therefore he must kill all dragons, not create an army of them, and quite frankly it doesn’t even mater because the Dragonborn is likely going to stay in apocrypha anyways. However, even in this scenario where he fights the Aldemri Dominion, he’d certainly lose; the empire lost everything except for the 3 Tamrielic men provinces, meanwhile the Aldmeri Dominion is thriving, considering the Dragonborn would be comparable to Hjalti Early Beard, it is not plausible for him to take on the Aldmeri Dominion and win, since he would be fighting with less resources than Tiber Septim had.

[@joaopedrobentomorgado7256]

the dovahkiin doesn't has the numidium indeed. but it is not stated that the dwemer golem was the winning factor to conquer the summerset isles, only that he used it during his goals. also, it is optional to become a blade, meaning that it is actually very plausible that the dragonborn didn't killed every last dragon in tamriel. actually, he probably allied himself with the grey beards lorewise, since he didn't killed odahviing after his quest to destroy alduin and helped durnehviir to see the sunlight once again (it doesn't seen something that a blade would do). and i don't see why you think that the dovahkiin would be trapped in apocrypha if he bend the will of the dragons, after all, miraak got trapped because he wanted to betray herma-mora. tiber septim conquered all of tamriel without fully using his dragonborn power, since it is stated that he usually fought gagged, using his shouts only when he truly needed. now, just think the damage a dovahkiin shouting non-stop (after all, the shouts doesn't have cooldowns in the lore) with an nord/imperial army at his back, with, let's say, 20 or 30 dragons (could be even more), one of then being immortal and having necromantic powers. i don't think the high elves stand a chance, lol

[@muslimcrusader5987]

This would have been perfect if he wore Dragonbone armour

[@garysimpson7326]

Shield Runner is a really fun perk.

[@garysimpson7326]

@Death Reaper No. My bad. I used the wrong name. Shield Charge is on the Block Perk Tree. It requires a skill of 100. If you charge opponents while your shield is raised, it will knock them down. It sends them flying. It is hilarious.

[@saikikusuo9923]

Dragonborn: I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubble

[@arcanerage1415]

Wth Ysgramor, where were you when the White-Gold-Concordat was signed

[@ginrr3739]

Dead for thousands of years

[@oogabooga4556]

Drinking mead in sovngarde

[@rivaraptor4277]

Where was Pelinal Whitestrake?

[@13THMoonligHT]

Difference between "army" and "one man army"...

[@BakedPotatoYT1]

Who says one man cannot win againts the whole aldmeri dominion?

[@mrrathalos3576]

Every thalmor: go on...kill me...but strike me down now and i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

[@jtomally9681]

Did you know that the armor cap will never be greater than 567, even if the number says it is, it really isn't?

[@kyokushinbaka6046]

The actual armor cap is 667

[@Kone5497]

I just love smell of Thalmor blood in the morning

[@nicholascage2352]

I want ESO VI to be about a second war with the Empire, Stormcloaks and Hammerfall to fight against the Thalmor and the character being able to choose between the elves and humans, a.thiugh that would mean they wood have to make all of Tamriel.

[@the_dropbear4392]

Blue Game 1) It's TES VI not ESO VI, ESO isn't a proper elder Scrolls game. 2) A game that large would take forever to make, and it would have to be compressed to a size where everything is unbelievably small distances and you would not get any sense of detail or scale, or only the best PC's could run it and it wouldn't be released on any console. So that not happening

[@nicholascage2352]

Ya, but its still nice to think they would do that

[@josephjoestar5213]

Iron Wolf I mean, in this day probably with the right technique that’s possible, there are games with incredibly large maps, so yeah. I still think it won’t happen tho, not for the next one at least

[@rivaraptor4277]

Sooo South Park the stick of Truth?

[@veranya2074]

Slaughtering the talmor become the best leisure activity nowadays.

[@KoalaWorks]

I'm using it on a video bro,no problem right? Wont share on youtube,just on a facebook group :D

[@SuperNovaSky1]

Stick Born Animasyon it's all good

[@michealtm]

Amazing video! Just to share some info I learned a while back, it doesn't matter how much armor you have, the armor always caps at 567, so the 1200 armor you have will not exceed the 567 cap of Skyrim. Still that Daedric armor looks great!

[@raine6634]

I wish theyd add in like a consequence of ppl dying like of u killed all thalmore or a town or certain ppl the news spreads n can it can affect how the A.I act around the word

[@lexiruh8621]

Execute order 66 Me: Yes my Lord, kill it. 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹

[@thecollegeofaldmeriproprie6615]

The Thalmor Justiciars in the College are willing to go against you one-on-one.

[@thecollegeofaldmeriproprie6615]

Glënn Clark For every head you slay, a thousand more will replace it.

[@thecollegeofaldmeriproprie6615]

Glënn Clark The eagle is flying.

[@hatim-rusanuzun6667]

aldmer are fucking i will save humanity from u and slaye all thalmor

[@bluewarbler9034]

"A thousand more", huh? Good! BRING IT! I'm running out of things to kill.

[@Straightforward-iPhone-Tips]

Everybody knows the Imperial Legion is just going to rise again and crush the Thalmor anyway. They're the top military force on Tamriel

[@nightlockraven3587]

Thalmor soldier Sir we have lost half our number! Officer: how? Dragonborn: Fus Ro Dah!

[@vantarinitel]

So.... my Skyrim char is a char I've used for a bunch of things. (Mass Effect, Sims 3, RPGs with a friend, art projects. I use this guy a LOT.) One of his core personality quirks is he wears All Black All The Time. And if he can, it's high end, ironed, well cared for Black black black clothes. Not knowing the game, he wore Thalmor robes for quite awhile before finding out about them... Now he's mad that they "wrecked his outfit", and will attack them whenever he can get away with it...

[@kkrup5395]

vantarinitel I'm here to remind you this coment. :-) What's up? Didn't you quit plaing this ch?

[@kleberferreira7055]

Now that's what I call a Thalmor vs. Dragonborn wearing a full Deadric kit plus enchantments near Dawnstar.

[@gangrel321]

what difficulty setting was this on?

[@SayNoKing]

milk drinker

[@shockstormx3556]

😂

[@curtisyue182]

I would guess adept

[@danielevans8910]

“There can’t be that many of them.” Muttered Lydia, showing signs of anxiety as she gripped her glass war axe. Soon after, the ground seemed to shake, with great thunder he heard the marching voices of the elvesmen, The Thalmor, rising up like a tide against the green hills. The Dovahkiin stood with his Nordic pride, slowly he put on his amulet he retrieved from his first visit to solitude, the amulet of a dead man, the amulet of Talos. He turned to Lydia, “not that many?” Dovahkiin picked up his iron helmet, horns echoed as the Thalmor announced their presence. The helmet slid over his head, the goat horns protruding outwards. “Not anymore...”

[@cortanaai5083]

Just cause one of them stole your sweet roll doesn't mean you go and kill all of em!! Wtf!!

[@shadowstrider5033]

Cortana AI What are you talking about? This is a good enough reason to end this kalpa.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

You mean despite the fact the thalmor are quite literally the cause of every single problem in there world. There the reason the civil war is occurring, the reason the dragons were returning, there the reason the dark brotherhood exsists, the reason the thieves guild is so influential, the reason the vampires were rising, the reason the dedra were screwing around with people the reason you got captured and were about to be beheaded for no reason, the reason elves are treated badly in windhelm, the reason the blades were exstinct which leads to the death of parthanax.the only good thalmor is a thalmor who had there soul captured, that way they can’t reincarnate and are trapped permanently in that one realm.

[@ytn675]

I like how peacefull music plays on the background

[@LordNazgulKing]

lol at all the 10 year olds getting mad over a fictional race XD

[@lolroe]

Helvetica Bold im older than 10 but the only good Thalmor is a dead thalmor

[@GeoSciful]

Helvetica Bold Yes, they're fictional, but they quite resemble the actual Nazis. So there was once a real Thalmor that spread terror across Europe just a few decades ago. They are a reminder that supremacism, racism and intolerance should be fought.

[@jamesmcpherson8599]

Helvetica Bold role-playing

[@mrDeathtrooper]

GeoSciful i wouldnt say intolerence since you cant force people to be tolerant of something, that is the very definition of fascism

[@s41-ka77]

mrFalloutFan95 Holy shit these comments are old...

[@matthewbrewer3357]

Thalmor: We have an army and magic! Nords: We have a Dragonborn

[@sarohmastergamer7784]

A true dragonborn doesn't kill over hatred.

[@MsTycus]

why do you say?

[@tsubaki4106]

The line between justice and vengeance is not always clear. Sometimes even the best make mistakes.

[@tsubaki4106]

***** There's been a few dozen by my count.

[@MsTycus]

i looked it up and only found another 2... the emperors of cyrodil where called dragonborn but its not said that they were

[@HumanOfPrey]

My Thalmor Slayer Khajiit whose adoptive Nord parents were killed by the Thalmor does. His favorite motto is "A day without killing Thalmor is a day without sunshine".

[@Nighthawk6827]

In the Fourth Age, when Mer looks to rule over Man, one stood. Withstanding the climate of Skyrim, his soul burning like the fires of dragons and blessed with the power of the Nine. In his hatred, he found no peace and with boiling blood, he scoured the Old Kingdom, seeking vengeance against the Dominion that had wronged him. And those that tasted the fury of his shouts call him, ‘Dragonborn’

[@jamesescondo708]

Fus Ro Dah!!!

[@KeijoKango]

That thing you did, running with your shield up. Is that a mod or is that a perk?

[@TheManeymon]

Its a shield/block perk.

[@duqueadriano0081]

Who still plays Skyrim in 2018?

[@jamesescondo708]

I'm already playing now xD

[@joshuas.2266]

the tall walking bananas vs the guy who got a strong vocal cord

[@RyanHarris77]

Thalmor became Thalless.

[@salvatoreortolano1399]

[sharpens wuuthrad]

[@xioon171]

This is so satisfaying

[@alittlewisdom7368]

Thalmore becore: Hey lets like group up THEN HIT IT TILL IT DIES Thalmore after: ITS NOT WORKING 😱

[@FreezyPop]

Why is this in my recommended 6 years later

[@MB32904]

hank J. wimbleton if he was the dragonborn:

[@xaviercampos5741]

Dragonborn have the power to be a king of kings

[@damanrando7608]

That Shield Bash is just... Too much fun

[@peacebewu]

Imagine if you are a high elf and you bring faralda with you and slaughter the thalmor lol.

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

I slaughter the thalmor as an altmer anyway, but i should bring faralda some time

[@prophetmaster4997]

Lmfao the last dude starting running. You should've let him live so he could tell the world about this epic battle.

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

Did you spawn them in or random encounter? After 7 years playing many different playthroughs, this happened to me the first time yesterday. I was surprised since I've seen only small patrols with prisoners till then

[@drunkchardom5311]

those shield charges were very satisfying to watch. inspires me to do a shield charge only build. no weapons, just shouts and shield charges.

[@bcgazero6472]

bad employee You got to bust ur ass with stamina up then

[@drunkchardom5311]

Bernardo Coutinho Almeida and let's not forget enchants/alchemy

[@THX--nn5bu]

Now the Thalmor has REALLY been put down a notch or two.

[@MachiriReviews]

That last guy lmao "Fuck Elenwen. Fuck the Thalmor. Fuck this shitty province. Fuck everything! That guy Is a Demon!"

[@sabersroommate8293]

Whenever I see the Thalmors outside the city, I attacked but first I admit that I worshipped talos to pissed them off.

[@mironier6541]

Plot Twist: The Citizen of Dawnstar, have not Nightmares of the Staff of the Corumption. It is because the Saw,the Slaughter on the Mountain .