"The Therapist" | Rust

[@SwaggerSouls]

It's been three months since the last Rust video so I thought I'd treat you guys to a new one :) This one turned out to be very interesting, I hope you guys enjoyed it! Might not be a video next Saturday because I'll be down in Boston for PAX East (a vlog should be out soon after I get back) If you do go to PAX, keep a lookout for a sexy man wearing a knight helmet!

[@flowjj407]

SwaggerSouls ok

[@GhoulGamer-yi7iq]

hi love your vids man it whould make my day if you answer

[@wntr5542]

How many blunts did you smoke to make this video

[@SapphicChaos]

SwaggerSouls guaranteed that someone is going to try to knock your helmet off so you need to buy some bodyguards

[@lewisb1584]

They should use your sexy voice for all the announcements at PAX

[@MrDonutlover15]

Kills two people by fire seconds earlier. "You can put your bow away. There is no danger here"

[@Bamboozler2349]

Isaiah D What happened to your last two clients?

[@partyghost3608]

AS /\/ “they asked for a light...” *creepily smiles*

[@williamthompson1109]

Ok, Ba Sing Se representative

[@ForemostCrab7]

"you're my pal now, You defend Me at any cost, that's how it works, not the other way around" "....okay" 1 min in and you already tamed your first player.

[@th3s3us45]

ForemostCrab7 it's his voic3

[@ForemostCrab7]

Commander Fox Nani?

[@th3s3us45]

ForemostCrab7 sorry?

[@vsahankrat7176]

Commander Fox omae wa mo shindeiru

[@poopmachine71]

I fucking love it haha

[@GourmetPickle]

"Do you want a lighter?" * Opens door to the flamethrower sentry * I'm loving this psychopathic therapist

[@coltonhynek1004]

"what happened to your other clients?" "they asked for a lighter." lmao

[@darktothecore7805]

Exotic Shocks XD my fav part

[@kianevadestaxes103]

That was honestly kinda badass

[@nathaniel_1152]

That part was obviously staged

[@valgb77]

@@nathaniel_1152 :/

[@nathaniel_1152]

@@valgb77 :0

[@SuperDovahKing]

"What happened to your other clients?" "They asked for a light." *flamethrower murder* Favorite part....

[@sonilap2128]

gets me everytime

[@valentino-pj3vc]

**murders everyone** guy: is therapy still open? swagger: **looting dead body** uh yeah give me a minute! fav part

[@Indacut4545]

ValenMator goncalves same

[@AmaanKhan-gb4zt]

Same

[@beastd5746]

I like the part where in the background the rest someone like "STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME"

[@sambooker6534]

LOL Part Best

[@catpolice21]

When?

[@HimbyHimself]

Guy:What happened to your other client Swagger:they asked for a light 😂😀😂😀😂😀😂😀😂

[@ninjalord24945]

I fucking lost it then

[@adaptable1553]

*Wins food.* "I uhhh, ned, uhh wood, no, no, food. Food." Swagger: Spin again? "Food, food." Swagger: Alright, so, spin again.

[@ggooaa100]

"Spin again? Okay! So spin again? Wood-oh-uhh food, Spin again? o-o-okayy.. " :D So good

[@marvinhuynh4880]

ggooaa100 to be honest they are insane to try spinning it Again I would have just stopped if didn't get lobotomy

[@jeryngilbreath5468]

It's amazing how Swagger can stay so chill all the time

[@irelaanschmidt7333]

Jeryn Gilbreath it’s cause he’s high 24/7

[@kraai8653]

It is called weed

[@pumblingcat5758]

did you watch the episode when hes bunkered in with his friends? Swaggersouls: Watch the Fucking door!

[@connorross6921]

Watch his horror footage he screams and screams in a very unmanly manor

[@cezarhg2007]

he smokes weed everyday

[@crickettheghillie4666]

"Hey what happened to your other clients?" "-They asked for a light." *Burning sounds*

[@tuesdaytue]

'I'm a little overweight' *wheel spins on food*

[@thesneakyfox8834]

I wanna die Gets weed

[@THE_AceOfSarcasm]

I was legitimately cheering for it to land on food.

[@kingofthedead5675]

@@THE_AceOfSarcasm i was hoping it would land on weed for the chronic weed abuser

[@THE_AceOfSarcasm]

@@kingofthedead5675 Would've been perfect.

[@MYG]

I love how he gives the overweight patient food as treatment.

[@Jack-nb4tr]

was hoping the chronic weed user would get weed lmao

[@akiimbo980]

Jack Burch hahaha from his 500k video

[@aharr3437]

*A balanced diet*

[@Noobymanfire]

IncrediblyRadiatedGuy 9000 what are you talking about?

[@akiimbo980]

Noobymanfire its a reference to another video

[@DerpyPlaysMuffins]

It's ironic how the only one that needs therapy is the therapist.

[@scrunky8683]

Derpy Plays Honestly anyone who is amused by a game unavoidably is clearly stupid but yes i do agree.

[@idkwhatimdoing4801]

kamikazehaze what do you mean by that, anyone who is amused by playing a game or watching someone play a game. But in either case i disagree, because if you think that than you must also think that people enjoying all forms of pop culture are stupid including movies,music etc.

[@illegallogic3132]

kamikazehaze you sound like depressed 20 year old who failed in high school and now taking it out on people on KZbin by complaining in the comments just to let go some of your anger simply cause the fact that you can’t get a girlfriend.

[@scrunky8683]

JD's Guide I love how the joke seems obvious but it just flew over your head but anyways i will give you a hint it has to do with his icon, and also you should probably reach out.

[@illegallogic3132]

kamikazehaze I was being sarcastic homie and making fun of you in a similar manny swagger would

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

“Wait what happened to your other clients?” “They asked for a light.”

[@gloryfrana8714]

*”China number one”* I’m sorry what? *””China number one”* ... *I think I see the problem*

[@tuesdaytue]

*_China number one_*

[@Megatard]

No. Taiwan number 1

[@doughboi2004]

Japan number one

[@jesperhietamies2363]

The problem is china numer 1

[@amarialexander6871]

America number one

[@SuperGamingDude]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something more badass. “Sorry bud” *pulls out his bow and arrow* “it’s a lobotomy” *headshot*

[@tulu9865]

"what happened to your other clients?" "they asked for a light" that one was awesome too

[@astralgaming1449]

crossbow not a regular bow

[@thedug1692]

Yeah it’s a crossbow not a bow

[@SuperGamingDude]

Aura Wolf gaming it was clearly a bow and arrow that swaggersouls used to finish off mr. punisher

[@thatmilkgallon6169]

SuperGaming Dude "i loved you.."

[@dakure907]

"You need a lobotomy" "OKAY I LOVE YOU" *Dies* I'm weak XD

[@diejpg]

This could totally be a horror movie. "The Therapist." Lures people into free therapy, burns them alive and takes their stuff, and hides the corpses.

[@Monnoponno34627]

eats the corpses

[@Bamboozler2349]

KAboom The Commenter hey what happened to your other clieAAAAAHHHHHH

[@nomoreminions8444]

Would get an 18% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@zakariaabdeloissah4209]

KAboom The Commenter already happened ... Ask the jews

[@zeldaspiderpie724]

Very hannibal like.

[@thegotdamnuhtheuhhh]

13:31 Swagger: You are clearly insane Guy: You a KZbinr. Swagger:No, you are clearly insane, you need a lobotomy. **kills guy** Guy: Ok I love youuu... **dies** I died at that part xD

[@kashh7504]

Rex same

[@vindego655]

Good And you?

[@kashh7504]

Ephirox Got Tripped ?

[@vindego655]

@@kashh7504 oh sorry wrong reply Section

[@kashh7504]

all g

[@TalionTheGraveWalker]

That russian roulette scene tho.

[@duplexemu1152]

Ikr

[@pluto7375]

Well look at that

[@fefe6461]

we need a Horror Film with Swagger as the insainly charismatic murderer. I mean the fucking "what happened to your other clients?" "they asked for a light" just proves it

[@alexzonation]

**BURNS CORPSES** random person- ehh is therapy still open? Swagger- ehhh yeah just just gimme a second

[@MoonyDubMusic]

*Casually cleans human meat off floor*

[@magicaldoriito9829]

thats straight out of a horrer movie

[@aniusers]

Imagine Swaggersouls is actually your therapist.

[@alexzonation]

HE WILL BE! when im done with rust ill need it

[@williamclark6475]

Some kid: trap trap Swag: no trap Foreshadowing

[@nv_johan8711]

:)

[@whuttashame__]

We do have tre- *gunshot* We do have treatment options

[@nicholasjesse3427]

Impy Dimpy Love your profile picture 😂

[@zeropsycho5768]

That part had me so hard 😂😂😂😂

[@mininggrizzy60]

I remember when you had 5k steam people in your group, before you blew up or anything. I met you in game and chatted with you. You are a super chill dude and really genuinely funny too. Keep up the great work man. It’s great to see such a real person succeed.

[@hehehehe9240]

He was chill cause he was high

[@jacobbryant6542]

Melts people with flamethrower then there is just some guy outside like “uhhh yeah is therapy still open?

[@Phonky_Life]

"yeah, just give me a minute"

[@ph0enixfiregaming973]

He cut past it but i can just imagine the guy slowly backing away as he took care of the bodies xD

[@Yeetfrog69]

*swagger souls killed the two guys* *Swaggers looting* Stranger: *hey is therapy still open?* Swagger: (still looting) *uh yeah just wait a min* *TOP ten under cover agent*

[@00Noxx]

Wolf Killer yes 😂

[@athimity7876]

**Someone playing Gucci gang loudly** **Cuts to a clip of Swagger murdering him**

[@knoxy5969]

Yes that happened in the video.

[@imyrokko8959]

@@knoxy5969 lmfao love how you respond a YEAR later

[@knoxy5969]

@@imyrokko8959 i love how you responded 9 minutes ago

[@hydrocritical2268]

@@knoxy5969 What are you doing round these parts.

[@pipas0606]

>What happend to your last customers? >>They needed a light *Gets burned alive* YA YEET!

[@CrazyDutchguys]

Could have gone with "they had to lighten up"

[@Sakura-ur4tw]

I’m your therapist Come inside I’ll help you... *Closes door* *unbuckles belt* Did I say therapist I must of forgotten to break it down

[@skyanton8453]

That reminds me of the Therapist scene in the movie Brothers of grimsby. 😂

[@ms.centurion9708]

“There’s only one thing worse then a rapist.” “A child.” “No”

[@LiftandCoa]

*opens pants* "Oh sorry, i meant im your free ticket TO the therapist"

[@mikoumazakee2242]

Swagger: hey you want some therapy Me: *looks at dead bodies in corner* nahhh im good

[@fishy1839]

Swagger: ok *kills you*

[@thefuck7175]

Id trust him

[@fishy1839]

Unknown if you trust him u dead

[@KurtisMuniz]

good. and you?

[@thefuck7175]

fishy we wish

[@Kugo]

Fuck I gotta play some Rust again

[@shaundecarvalho6866]

Yes, you really should :)

[@lucasrobertson2244]

Watch your mouth kugo

[@mclmrtn]

Nice big patch coming out this week.

[@euronico7949]

Kugo this is a Christian channel..no swearing

[@Talawn]

I said this awhile ago on your channel Kugo =)

[@karrdess6494]

“Hey is therapy still open?” - Yeah just give me a minute 😂

[@worfin7766]

"what happened to your other clients?"

[@thefuck7175]

Taking a therapy nap

[@clewx_]

As he's looting his dead clients haha

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

xClew xD

[@xlilsweetiecammx1924]

"they asked for a light"

[@ul7ima_]

I think the therapist need a therapy

[@tuesdaytue]

Probably

[@rdolmt]

Psychopathic tentencies

[@darthnox125]

That's the point of Swaggers video

[@passetmemorrii9315]

"You are clearly insane" "Okay I love you" *wot was dat mate*

[@therealspiderman1795]

SnowfoxIceDragon daaaamn that was good

[@trent5807]

I'm pretty sure he knew of Swagger's channel, and quickly said "Okay I love you" once he realized his conversation with him was about to end.

[@DieBubbiesPlays]

Swagger *So you want to spin again?* Random Kid *eeeeeh,* *i need food okay food* Swagger *So spin again?* Kid *eeeeeeeh,* *i need food okay, okay* Swagger *ok spin again* Kid *food!* 2018 is a good year so far dafuq

[@abrahambonilla5629]

He doesn’t know how to speak English

[@bernandosusanto8926]

"What happen to ypur other client" "they asked for a light" Immidietly open the d4mn dorr and light em hard I laugh hard very hard

[@xenowarrior282]

And I'm laughing at your horrible use of grammar

[@johnfraire6931]

Xeno Warrior And _I'M_ laughing at your heretical name, foul xenos!

[@lionobama1397]

swagger: whose idea was it to be here todayin this therapy session? rafiki: *i n e e d w e e d*

[@freds6187]

7:38 Burns everyone inside, "Hello, is therapy still open?"

[@alexalex4041]

"um yeah just give me a minute!" as he loots the burning corpses of his last patients

[@edouardmarsolais2747]

Your vids are amazing. Each video is like a movie. They have a storyline, action scenes, plot twists, etc. Also, you are able to do it with complete strangers. Love it.

[@tostie3110]

Edouard Marsolais It's like I'm watching a good fallout game again.

[@samanthakeil635]

The China #1 killed me omg throwback much

[@Jaybird9x]

Chasing The Sun I wish he said “your friend is a lost cause”

[@vibebros8995]

Swags: No you're clearly insane, you need a lobotomy Kid: Okay I love you

[@mrtoad7775]

Shoots client 'Therapy is over.'

[@K-Anator]

"Hello, is therapy still open?" "Uh, yea. Just give me a minute" I fucking lost it. Thank you Swagger.

[@williamhowarth3285]

We definitely need a new therapist video but with Fitz Zuckles and the other guys

[@gassyirishman2859]

Good, and you?

[@unsuspiciousdweller8967]

Good. And you?

[@gassyirishman2859]

@@unsuspiciousdweller8967 good,...and you?

[@unsuspiciousdweller8967]

Good! And you?

[@cedrick25]

@@unsuspiciousdweller8967 I'm....................... good! and you?

[@whoremongeringass-wipe5733]

@@cedrick25 Good, and you?

[@jjmj4971]

I love how fucking timidly he asks "What happened to your other clients?" "They asked for a light." And swagger opens the door to the flasme turret and he died xD

[@honestlywhatever]

"China #1" "I think I see the problem" I died

[@SnizzyFizzy]

What happen to your other client" "they asked for a light" Imminently open the d4mn dorr and light em hard the other client comes back for revenge lol

[@grettplicky5023]

He gonna dethrone Dr Phil

[@Crookedcaucasian]

I’m Good... And *YOU?*

[@arussianspy4150]

Crooked Caucasian yea I’m good and you?

[@serum9874]

Good. And you?

[@whatthe4016]

serum98 good, and *NO U*

[@lukemmurphy795]

+Ethan Harp Good. And you?

[@whatthe4016]

Luke M Murphy good, and you?

[@aniusers]

Top News : Therapist have been reported for murdering his clients; police started knocking on the door, barging in and killing the therapist only to be killed once again by what seems to be a duplicate of the murderer. Legend says that you can never escape the therapist's sessions and intuition.

[@natdowding5520]

Well I mean Spicy Meme killed him, the same guys that was burned in the group of guys that had the therapy session so.... revenge I guess?

[@Hellsong89]

I highly suspect you dont have license to practice medicine...O.o

[@giovannigallardo6675]

I highly suspect he doesn't have a license to practice light.

[@dominusempyreus2383]

Is that someone who wants a lobotomy I hear?

[@5aboody5]

It seems He really Need it Badly

[@voidbg7017]

this is rust my friend in rust u can be anything youve ever dreamed about being

[@stellarfox5869]

and thats how i lost my medical license

[@lastlight1125]

Some dude: "What happened to you other clients?" Swagger: " They asked for a light" Thank you I can die happy swagger

[@erwinramos-alaz1163]

If it shoot the other dies you win, if it doesn’t shoot... Swag: Instantly tries it on loyal companion and it shoots him in the head “Well look at that!”

[@TheAzuraen]

I actually laughed out loud at that part. At work. Now I'm fired.

[@Imnotapersona]

"Nothing to be scared about, it's a videogame" Look up Swagger's Outlast streams. LOL

[@Cosmo-li5sc]

You're the rust version of Hannibal Lecter

[@nomoreminions8444]

Creppy Man shit you’re right

[@yuzupw5424]

fuck you're right

[@Bruh-vs1qv]

I like to imagine that this is a horror movie about a man who's a therapist and kills his patients.

[@jotarak2419]

The Night no, this is the story of jesus

[@mr-rh1vu]

"im a little scared" "Why you scared, you playing a video game" xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jmess003]

*IM A FOURTEEEN YEAR OLD WHO DOES REALLY UNRESPONSIBLE THINGS*

[@jmess003]

18:25

[@dogbread4]

So

[@pain4623]

Hey me to but I ain't overreacting

[@Infuriated.cucumber]

Weird flex but ok.

[@pain4623]

@@patrickmclaughlin114 I'd like to see you try to steal my beanz

[@styx4443]

Swagger + Therapy = *Ghetto Dr. Phil*

[@creativename2281]

“Therapy over” This should be a movie and it closes out with those words

[@michaelstraw5852]

Top 10 video game villains

[@childishgreenbeano953]

*C H I N A # 1*

[@elgitarr_]

*_C H I N A # 1_*

[@JimbeansBeans]

Swagger: "Ok, i see the Problem..."

[@cedrick25]

*I think i see the problem.*

[@pain4623]

Legend has it that hes still yelling china #1

[@Darkoptix]

SwaggerSouls out here giving actual fuckin good advice tbh

[@maximusmiranda5]

Darkoptix lobotomies and weed. Yeah tru

[@j_fab3673]

Advice:10/10 service:Questionable

[@mr.eggplant9357]

“So you want to spin again” said swagger “Okay”said kid

[@Speedracer38]

Hahaha, great video! It looks like your business is thriving so hopefully you can expand into a bigger and better facility to treat more people at once. Next time you do multiple people do 1 wheelspin and whatever it lands on is what everyone gets :D

[@joshl.8165]

But that'd be kinda difficult if it's lobotomy. He'd get like 1-2 kills in before everyone else just fucks him up. Nice idea though. ^^

[@tylermiller6720]

Kinda ironic that the therapist slowly goes insane...

[@sirmoriarty8230]

10/10 recommended therapist

[@Th3_Rever3nd]

Swaggersouls is the best therapist I have ever seen

[@kingbman8743]

Lmfao "uh is therapy still open?" *Cleaning up the dead bodies* "yea just give me a minute" XD

[@caimaccass6911]

G O O D, A N D Y O U ?

[@idiotinabandanna8701]

Joseph Revard *I A M G O O D, A N D Y O U?*

[@jacqueswebsterjr.8471]

Im good and you?

[@slicewdb]

I'm good.......................... And you

[@Zvezda1366]

*_IM GOOD AND YOU_* *??* 😂😂😂

[@shawncassidy3517]

ٓ ٓ *GOOD , AND YOU?*

[@Zvezda1366]

*IM GOOOOD AND YOUUU* !?

[@shawncassidy3517]

ٓ ٓ *GOOD A N D Y O U ?*

[@huge_action7487]

Good and you..

[@haleylombardo4801]

I'm good and you??

[@mysticmage2025]

This is another one of my favorite videos from you, It's what got me interested in you. Your older videos have a charm to them.

[@PoPoWanObi]

This video is a masterpiece, thanks for sharing lol!

[@trippyy2767]

I think most of the rust community needs a therapist.

[@crimvevo]

I had the noose around my neck and I was about to jump off my chair then swagger uploaded

[@yeetboi1657]

You need his therapy

[@user-hv5sm2yz5q]

ItzXCrimson ok....

[@Riahmoemoe98]

Relatable.

[@felixm5383]

ItzXCrimson should've jumped

[@Ali-kn9qf]

-if you do unironically need help, talk to someone-

[@deanaird]

The China Number 1 bit is one of the funniest clips I've seen on Rust.

[@Lucas-kl3ft]

You should’ve had a sign above that would say TheRapist

[@xoioti]

There are deep meanings in the word "therapist" such as "the rapist"

[@KatSpicert]

ιnғernυѕ or "ther a pis t"

[@henrikfagerholt4288]

I think the therapist needs a therapist

[@alexvasquez9313]

10:54 I can hear him smile while he says this

[@bananawithproblems9517]

This is quality content and you should be proud at your work

[@999._angel]

Please make a part 2 I love this video

[@blackpearl0796]

Love the ending with, theropy's over

[@whicho8890]

Why did I read the title as "The Rapist"

[@afro4361]

Wtf🤣

[@whoopwhoop4783]

you really need a therapy

[@deathoponimpact9649]

therapist t h e r a p i s t. Rapist is inside the word

[@dayquil8272]

Whicho tbh... same... 😂

[@hilichurl2193]

I read it as "The Theaterpist

[@casul-]

Swaggers philisophical approach to solving life problems is to end life entirely Is this a meme video or a timeless piece of art dedicated to pointing out the current state of man

[@clemens.hopfer1161]

Yeet

[@yomamaMTV]

c h yeet

[@ijustwanna_gohome2187]

c h Y. E. E. T.

[@thatspookyboi6705]

oOOOOOOOOOof

[@shawncassidy3517]

*Y E E T*

[@kade8483]

Swagger “you need a lobotomy.” Kid “ok I love you”

[@ellejynx]

3:30 *sees that it is a loop of “good and you”* Hm *immediately thinks of Woojin and Chan*

[@mythicalmangoodcontent3190]

“IM 14 YEARS OLD AND I DO WRONG THINGS” I died

[@seanbarry1757]

Yoot

[@fanze6559]

Sean Barry Boot

[@d_flower_p]

Yaat

[@thatslambda]

Leet

[@ijustwanna_gohome2187]

Daniel LeClair geet

[@seanbarry1757]

Hoot

[@kyggi]

The title has two “The”s in it. If you know what I mean...

[@schniiger9508]

titties?

[@nickcage1991]

fuckin smartass

[@filthy.kasual]

Omfg this is so good

[@nicholasaja5488]

Fmono wow, you're so awesome (totally being not sarcastic, totally...)

[@synzap]

Mr. Kyo HAHAHA

[@rovertn7521]

Guy: “What happened to your other clients?” Swaggersouls:”oh they asked for a light” Guy:*gets burned alive* This is proof that swaggersouls is the funniest let’s player on KZbin

[@nuyzguyz5257]

Gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang.... three seconds later..... dead af.

[@robertcool767]

Atleast no fortnite!!! Good job swaggersouls!

[@nikolasforkum7138]

Swagger Souls is the Zodiac killer

[@damian4365]

hhahhahahahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahah

[@gabebrii2347]

I love as he's so natural in rust. I mean, he really SOUNDS like a crazy therapist.