The Thickest iPod Ever Made

[@paddychamp6069]

"If you want 80 gigs, you need 80 thiccs."

[@jaimehuerta7869]

Almost 80 liccs!!!

[@Cooliokid956]

I Made 80 liccs!

[@Cooliokid956]

Cursed Spinel What about 80 liccs?

[@thewillows2733]

80 thicc or ayre fic

[@HCoRE8]

You shall be crowned "Meme Lord"!

[@SkyleonMK7]

This guy’s personality always puts me in a good mood.

[@Kim-fm2vo]

He vaguely reminds me of Druaga1's older videos (like 4 years ago), lol

[@sixtyhertz2808]

Same here, when i’m sad or what ever i always watch his videos again and again

[@HuskyShields]

He’s Australian

[@pierresmusic]

Skyleon me tooooooo 🥰🥰

[@tanyabrown26]

Skyleon exactly

[@LSnium]

Recently my dad was cleaning out his "junk drawer" when he found his old first gen iPod in his drawer he called me into the room and said, "you know what ill give you this iPod if, you find the charger, he didnt have one but i did because i collect every single apple product there is, so of course i took it and gave it a charge to see if it worked and it did, so now i have my own first gen iPod with my favorite music on it. I never knew that i would like an ancient iPod in my whole life.

[@DankPods]

💪💪💪

[@markm0000]

Keep it running! Those things last forever with a new battery and a sd card.

[@k2yp705]

GEIR

[@huleyn135]

of course you collect everything apple...ooooof course.

[@LSnium]

Oh sure your just a hater.

[@cacomeat7385]

I love how ancient the font looks on that first gen iPod

[@DankPods]

“Classy”

[@windows760]

Thicc iPod

[@asystole_]

Speaking of fonts... go and check out the video of Jobs introducing the first iPod. He used Comic Sans on the Keynote slides.

[@oofboi6421]

@@windows760 the ThiccPod

[@ange1playzgamez]

𝗶𝗣𝗼𝗱

[@fordgtrocks1579]

I never thought I needed this type of entertainment in my life.... Now I'll never be able to live without it

[@DankPods]

Oh right, better cancel the channel then...

[@irondragon9775]

@@DankPods you do that and I’ll one grit all of your shrek pods Don’t make me one grit the holy shrek pods

[@FireFoxDestroyer]

@@DankPods hi dankp0d$

[@robertabihay4196]

Wait how to make 1 grit

[@_deltaa_]

@@DankPods LMAO

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

I asked myself "How does one have a yt channel solely dedicated to iPods, surely youd run out of ideas." And then about 20 videos later I keep on watching lol. If you're passionate about something it truly shows

[@DankPods]

It’s all good fun 💪💪

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

I admire the effort and consistency

[@nou7401]

@@DankPods big fan bro

[@razi_man]

He does more than iPods now, although I do kinda wish he has more headphone reviews because I know the guy has headphones he has never shown us before.

[@shadrackakinkunmi]

“Look at this Ancient iPhone 5” Me : cries in broke

[@iYonga]

same

[@Hunt4Yoshi]

*looks at iPhone 3G* first time?

[@shadrackakinkunmi]

XDDD that made me spit out my water

[@KC-kp4vh]

My first ever smart phone!! If I could buy a perfect condition black iPhone 5 for $50- I’d be so happy. I’d just keep it in a slowly spinning glass cube for show, but It was the best looking iPhone ever.

[@Hunt4Yoshi]

@@KC-kp4vh personally i prefer the 4,but the 5 in a close 2nd

[@trevorc3063]

When he said "Shrek," I felt that.

[@raymcnulty6135]

When he said IPod, I felt that

[@YoutubePizzer]

The use of a comma in that quote is big brain

[@trevorc3063]

@@KZbinPizzer I'm a strong advocate of proper punctuation, except for: 1: Comedic effect 2: Portraying a casual mood in something like texts

[@vitobru8361]

@@trevorc3063 Ah, I've found myself.

[@alexisv625]

F

[@Trieh]

I've never really been interested in Apple stuff, but you've got that good tech channel feel where I'm still enthralled with what you're doing.

[@DankPods]

Hey thanks! Just making it up as I go along 🙌

[@michaelb761]

I agree, just binged his vids, can’t wait for more.

[@nou7401]

Gaydroid

[@quartzofcourse]

Nice touch: when you mention the music getting interrupted by your phone ringing, you pause the music and Unpause around your mouth sounds, which is great attention to detail

[@DankPods]

I didn’t think anyone would notice!

[@markm0000]

DankPods I noticed too

[@gravelclassicamasterworks-gca]

"ah, mate. Its so THICC. it must be so heavy, cuz its so THICC." Me: Mate. The king of thick. The energizer phone.

[@SebisRandomTech]

That’s not the thickest iPod ever made. *That’s the thiccest iPod ever made.*

[@felixbattet2562]

BRUH WHAY DOESN'T HE HAVE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS

[@satanspy]

because this an an ipod focused channel when nobody has owned a dedicated mp3 player in over 10 years? maybe thats it.

[@NuclearTopSpot]

​@@satanspy There's so much mainstream garbage on youtube that gets millions of views, when people find an entertaining video with, decent production quality, from a niche channel, you are guaranteed to find the 'tHis NeEds MoRE VIewS' comments. Like... maybe some people still do youtube for fun and not the numbers?

[@satanspy]

@@NuclearTopSpot you missed or ignored my point,but you added your own. I see what you did there.

[@NuclearTopSpot]

@@satanspy Yeah i just wanted to give my two cents. Not everything has to be a heated debate in the comments amirite?

[@rawpie2]

because he says chungus lol

[@killerrr3211]

Lol "the things we did for 6 gigs" got me

[@HolbrookStark]

Thank you for your videos. I get sick a lot lately and sometimes I just need a distraction from the pain while I'm in the bathroom with just my phone. I go on KZbin and look for a video but everything is either too much stimulation (thinking too hard makes it hurt more) or not enough of a distraction (nothing to think about but the pain). This channel is the perfect middle ground. Almost every time it gets really bad, I'll end up on a video like this because I know it can keep me distracted for a few minutes with a new thing to look at every couple seconds and a jolly Australian guy who won't ask me to think too hard. This is a lifesaver sometimes

[@bibasik7]

What a chonker, I am in awe at the absolute size of this iPod.

[@5PR1T3_CR4N]

What?

[@ThinkAboutVic]

Apple-solute unit.

[@travisthehedgehog1503]

0:01 love that voice man

[@lvbboi9]

t h i k k

[@bigpharmasports9120]

I love how the 1st and 2nd gens are so chunky that they literally cast shadows.....laying down

[@TheAbsol7448]

"Shrek." Subscribed.

[@jaredj631]

3rd gen is cool, my roommate in college made his broken one into a cigarette case because our school ban cigarettes on the property.

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Jared Jeanotte smokings bad but that idea was badass

[@andrewstewart1464]

Some of the most creative people are addicts, or at least have an addictive personality. They'll do anything to get their fix.

[@Bryan-vb7dl]

Smoking is bad so just replace it with weed

[@CaveyMoth]

"I'm the one who presses pause." That actually sounds extremely inconvenient when trying to answer a call. XP

[@Bluebelle51]

My first iPod (sob) was the 80g 5.5 and seriously, it got looks when I pulled it out in public, unfortunately, it died in a car crash and my heart was broken I replaced it with a 120g 6th gen (actually it was a gift) that I still use daily although the battery life ain't what it used to be, it doesn't matter, I use it when I'm in the car to listen to music, audiobooks and the occasional podcast

[@partylikeits1066]

Hey same, went from an 80gb 5th gen to a 120gb 6th gen after it died. The 5th gen was the first ipod with a serious amount of storage space I had (after an 8gb touch) and I loved it. Great machine

[@RyandBurtson]

This is by far my favorite DankPods video. So many iconic lines, and of course it ends with a cameo from the ShrekPod.

[@lDongle]

3yrs ago. Yes

[@ptzzz]

I find it funny that I come back to some of the early videos like this, the Toohey's Extra Dry transparent speaker vid, and the opening iPods the wrong way vid every now and then. Still makes me laugh even after 3 years (which I just realized a bit before making this comment). I'd say they're Dank classics at this point.

[@hawkshot2001]

I've got a Zune. Why am I watching this? Oh yes that is right. It is entertaining.

[@saltysoysauce954]

The right question is, why a Zune?

[@nickseamus7340]

@@saltysoysauce954 because fuck apple

[@KofolaDealer]

@@saltysoysauce954 Zune was better

[@zeyfuller]

I had an iPod touch and Zune HD in high school. The Zune was definitely better at music. Apps were lacking though and the Zune program was pretty awful. I always wished I could just use WMP to sync. That bad.

[@loganiushere]

fullerSpectrum Hmm... might just have to look at some vids of the zune, but I will say: What Apple has lacked in functionality, it has made up for in looks and style.

[@oofcloof]

Wow he sounds like my chemistry teacher when he does his deep voice FORTY GIIIGGGSS

[@foeslayer1234]

This is now one of my favourite channels ever period.

[@edison700]

Here's an idea for you to make the thickest iPod ever. Get an old full 3.5 IDE desktop hard drive and an apapter cable for the compact flash adapter and see if the iPod can use it as storage

[@loganiushere]

edison700 Probably couldn't provide enough power, but external power supplies exist AND make the whole thing bigger sooooooo

[@bland9876]

@@loganiushere shrek pod "you wouldn't like me when im angry" then grows really large lol

[@skibur848]

That ain’t a nugget, thats a chicken tender

[@boostiostio5980]

This lad is the only audiophile who is not boring to listen to

[@WeAreNotExperts2007]

I forget your name so whenever I want to watch you I just search “green iPad guy” and you show up.

[@WalnutSpice]

Shrek was actually intended to be watched on an iPod Mini with RockBox

[@thecianinator]

It was actually intended to be watched on Game Boy Advance Video

[@thecaptainnoodles]

@@thecianinator it was actually intended to be watched on an imac g3

[@LimsTheMan]

@@thecaptainnoodles it was actually intended to be watched on a PSP

[@DanTDMJace]

It was actually intended to run on a 640 by 480 laptop

[@digitaldion]

Awesome! I still have a 2nd generation 20 gig! Sadly, it doesn’t boot anymore. I can still access it as an external drive on my old iMac. Perhaps I need to see if I can restore it to get it to work. Thanks for the great videos! Just awesome to see all of the old iPods. I have an 80 gig iPod video on my desk at work and one of those blue iPod mini 6 gigs in a desk drawer. They are all awesome!

[@DankPods]

Those minis can take 256gb cards! And get that big chungus running, we need all the chungos we can get 👐

[@unknownuser1736]

You have all the good iPods. All you need left is the dwarf of a iPod nano 3rd gen

[@unknownuser1736]

And if you really want you can get a 6th gen and have a cheaper Apple Watch

[@sergio_-.]

I didn’t want to search “dankpods” so I searched “Aussie yelling at an ipod” and voilà, here I am

[@SoSquareImCubed]

This made me think of the energizer phone that was "in the works", looks like it didn't end up going anywhere but it would've been so impressive. Just a massive, blue brick with a screen and battery for days.

[@gritmanthebrickletdeleted5167]

1st gen iPod: BIG CHUNGUS 6th gen iPod: little Chungus

[@moonbunbun6700]

i've learned more about ipods on this channel than I ever have owning like 3 different ones in my entire life

[@verbatim1]

it’s amusing looking at old dankpods videos that the desk is remarkably less cluttered

[@laletemanolete]

Man, you made me relive my nanos just out of nostalgia, I have four of them (1st, 2nd, 6th and 7th gen). I had to spend a whole day making iTunes work inside Linux. Good job man!

[@EffinSlayer]

i dont think dank ever imagined owning a warehouse

[@nikkihendrix1234]

You need more videos,!!! this has become my favorite channel featuring old iPods

[@DankPods]

I got a massive list of vids to make, if I do one a week I got at least a years worth of uploads 🙌

[@surfsuptofino]

@@DankPods correct

[@PandaZZZ4]

You can’t stay mad after watching a dankpods video

[@beactivebehappy9894]

You will surely reach 1 million subscribers by the end of 2020

[@ratwhocankickflip]

i don't know how i ended up here... but despite, hating apple, not owning an ipod, not needing an ipod and not having much interest in repairing electronics ive somehow watched 80% of your videos in the last 2 days. please stop making this look so much fun, I already have too many hobbies and not enough time or money. cheers

[@thomasmancuso8805]

This is the most I've laughed in a long time. Someone get this man more subs

[@hambo7478]

Watching your channel in the last few days has rekindled my love for ipods, so much so that I dug out my old shuffle and nano 4th gen to give them some much needed loving and attention... And some modern songs

[@kit7une_]

take a shot every time he says "thicc"

[@quentin-v9d]

I've been an iPod user for 14 years, I've fixed and dabbled in them a bit. Before stumbling into this channel I hadn't met anyone who really remembered them for years.

[@krisd1000]

I see a shattered Zune. 0:49

[@Pleyer7575lol]

Zoon*

[@madhavbadhwar]

0:18 hey dank I think the boss might be calling you

[@GTAWWEKID]

WTF IS THE ALGORITHM KEEP PUSHING THIS CHANNEL IN MY FEED

[@TheRenegade...]

stop clicking then

[@ThomasFarquhar2]

Use android and forget apple exists, it will soon stop but you can't use an iPhone and Android is eh lol

[@Dodozen]

I like how you didn't stretch the vid to 16 mins with 1 ad per minute. I respect that.

[@DankPods]

Nah thats greedy. One ad at the start is annoying enough

[@sillysallypls9083]

there is one thing i just have to say I LIKE EM BIG I LIKE EM CHUNKY omg 33 likes is the most likes i ever had TYSM GUYS

[@sillysallypls9083]

MrMyopinionsmatter 😂

[@JackBradley07]

Why is there something so charming about your grunts. Just you grab one and place it down and just UNGHSHX

[@financialzero5684]

Most of those iPods have more storage than my old iPad 4

[@theperculator908]

That iPad he lays everything on is an iPad 4

[@5PR1T3_CR4N]

@@theperculator908 what bruh u make u sense reddit users can talk properly

[@d4wnnnn]

@@5PR1T3_CR4N Please Speak English

[@elliot_rat]

better start building a brick wall with these absolute blocks

[@applemaster9905]

Shreck pod pro : did ya miss me

[@nemo-nb3gh]

if memory serves , in the early 2000s to mid 2000s the ipods were very bulky and heavy and they gave you about 40 gigs storage. never bought one but i held a few and they were almost as heavy as my back Nikon camera . The FM-2 and 3 were the last totally mechanical cameras . All the pros liked them . top Nikon slr after the F3 became mostly electric/digital . if you ran out of juice out on location , you only had one shutter speed .well the meter in fm-2 was battery operated . but we knew our meter readings by heart anyway and used hand held meters too , so it was no big deal if your lighter meter died or broke if you had an all mechanical camera . For action with the long telephoto lenses pros and amateurs still use manual focus instead of auto focus . Irony is the manual hand and eye coordination is still faster and more accurate using manual focus with the telephoto lenses

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Feeling and hearing the hdd was quite something...

[@coastercrafter1productions300]

iPod ate too much McDonalds in 2002 it gained weight and 13 years later it lost weight

[@dedion-boutonondemand]

I’m unsure which video introduced me to you but I’m thinking it’s this one.

[@Benthehuman]

If you drop any of these on your face, you are having a closed casket funeral

[@MadeofSpareParts24]

How do you have less than 5k subs? This channel needs to blow up and when it does just know ive been here since 4.6k

[@DankPods]

Its a pretty new venture! I mean 3 days ago I had 200 subs haha

[@sharko_tv_be]

Ok

[@jefrie7144]

You are the only person i have watched all videos and actually look forward to your new vids. I check every eay

[@GarethRabey1978]

This is my new favourite channel!

[@rastusbojangles]

The OG iPod released in oct 2001. My god. I was in third grade and we were still running dial up on a late 90s gateway. Good times.

[@chickenvasquez78]

Since when did HP ever get involved with Apple? 0:06 I don't remember seeing the logo on old iPods on the back of it.

[@st1220]

haitch pea

[@bea.anim8]

you old mate haich pea had to fix em

[@XGamin1]

iPods, nowadays, are basically an endangered species of tech.

[@dancing_stalin_1232]

U sound like sassy the Sasquatch in the intro

[@HairyCaveMan]

What you talking abeet

[@BLCKCSTLS]

Dancing_stalin _123 ya fucken druggo

[@5PR1T3_CR4N]

@@HairyCaveMan it's about u uncultured

[@HairyCaveMan]

@@5PR1T3_CR4N get lost swine

[@jikill7586]

"if you use the right headphones you get radio" is so funny, all the crummy earbuds suddenly turn up some japanese or mexican dance music

[@PoserBallin]

I'm investing in this channel.

[@robertabihay4196]

1:55 this clip here changes me frome super sad the happy in just 3 seconds

[@JOELwindows7]

This is your daily dose of Recommendation Too thicx iPod

[@maybepolly_]

after almost a year of watching this channel, i finally caved and got a 7th gen ipod classic!! i love it so much and getting it full is gonna take a while, lol

[@arthurbrowngoogle]

oi sas mate whattaya doin with that ipod that’s the reason jobs died

[@estbgti424]

Dylan G-S wadiyatalkinabeet

[@jlwocz]

DankPods: Haha DON’T YOU TALK TO ME AND MY SON EVER AGAIN Me: It’s probably gonna talk to your son the bin you put your ipods in

[@nerofarreach2417]

*talks about iPods having 30 - 80 gigs* Me with a phone that has only 10 gigs: (0_0)

[@Infevlol]

My phone have 4 gigs

[@boop53]

i’m rocking the ipod 5.5 / 80gb ipod! its got a little bit of a chunkiness to it over the 6th and 7th ones

[@TechnoLadz]

Did you know the iPhone 5 is actually thinner than the 11

[@rapstninja]

Lmao

[@moncoeur6296]

So the 11 is T H I C C

[@JakobWinterborne]

took me way longer than it should've to realise this wasn't sassy from big lez doing this voice ahahhahahahah

[@ashii_ii]

4:02 thank me pls

[@switchybox8264]

Big Chungus iPod + OG Font = DankPod approval

[@mushroom6418]

0:21 I imagined the star wars march theme then. Don't judge my song naming.

[@deathrex6199]

“Look at this ancient iPhone 5.” Me: *Watched this in 5s*

[@Castawhere]

5:30 s h e r c

[@atelierchaser]

The first gen next to the 3rd gen nano, is like grandad meeting his grandchild.

[@MadamLava094]

Old iPods: what happens when you need to put a lot of storage into a portable space before literally any kind of good solid state storage existed.

[@ManuFCBHCF8]

I love these videos man, good information with a little point of humor

[@mamaluigi294]

give it a year and he will be doing a T H I C C tier list

[@DankPods]

Big Chungus special

[@st1220]

@@DankPods yes

[@zeltech-alpha]

This guys accent is great especially when he goes "Korg" mode.

[@vikrantsharma8249]

This is like if the joker did an ipod size review.

[@audiodood]

Dont know why these videos are in my recommended, but they are pretty cool!

[@emdotrod]

Restore that Zune 80 pls. It's a very good player

[@TheOnlyTaxPayer]

This is an iPod channel

[@emdotrod]

@@TheOnlyTaxPayer Yea tell that to the Lego MP3 player

[@johnpaulsartorius9390]

*moans* *starts speaking in Kermit* Tech is really only the second reason anyone watches DankPods

[@pushin90]

So back in the day the brand new 3rd gen ipod had just come out, and my dad brought one home I immediately asked over and over for it, he gave me it, like he wasn't bothered, just found out he found it in a skip he was emptying one time, and didn't even know what it was haha

[@Wolfganger]

Ahh, classic DankPods.

[@LeprechaunJackson]

Me, who’s also an Aussie and watching this at 4am: **looking at the 1st and 2nd gen chunguses and thinking about how I’m gonna type this comment** … ok. These bad bois are T.H.I.C.C. af to the point where it could be possible to fit a cassette inside. Now. This may sound crazy but what if Apple made a portable tape player (basically a Walkman but obviously they would name it differently… AppleWalk? iTape?) with an LCD screen like the iPod and there would be trippy visuals like the ones in Windows Media Player to match the songs being played? 🤔😂😎 Edit: ok I googled about whether Apple did make tape players at some point and found out they made a cassette containing a game of Lemonade Stand… and I thought cassettes were used for storing audio **mindblown**

[@cashuuu]

iWalk

[@LeprechaunJackson]

@@cashuuu iRun, iGadget, iChungus... iShit? iDon'tGiveAFuck? iDon'tKnowWhereThisIsGoing... lmao sorry xD

[@cashuuu]

Leprechaun Jackson it’s ok... iGuess

[@LeprechaunJackson]

@@cashuuu ... uWin lol

[@ryder2156]

Fun drinking game: take a shot every time he says “THICK”

[@rony2435]

You sounded like Pyrocynical when he does his Russian accent at the begin of the video

[@CostaClicks]

SlumDank sounded more kiwi than Russian to me mate

[@BnFGProductions]

Sounds like sassy I think

[@TheDecisionsDecision]

He sounded like a fucking drugger

[@skylius]

@@TheDecisionsDecision ah yeah nah yeah fuckin spot on sassmate

[@h8es19]

Just found this channel today and now i need more. Ty dude