The Thing in the Crate | ASMR

You find yourself participating in an experiment performed by Professor Clemmons on some strange thing in a crate.
If you're new here to my "Arkham Sanitarium" & "Rift World" lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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E.R.
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[@internetspookies]

“right on time” *looks at nonexistent watch* this is why ur videos r the best

[@true_wind3453]

pls add russian subtitles!!!!!!!!!!!

[@quicklyasmr5259]

Exactly lol

[@Crzy520]

Le_Mon_s Sirom what

[@recruityboiii4485]

No he is just using a nothing watch he purchased from the nothing man

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

Maybe it's a holographic watch visible by a nanochip in his brain

[@cthulhu5702]

Send help. *Please.* I've been trapped in this crate for days.

[@creaturewithashell1297]

Last time I saw you you were hanging out under my bed, what happened? 😂

[@riodejaneiro791]

Bro I'm a big fan of you i actually like the way you act on that tentacles hentai 🤩

[@cthulhu5702]

@@creaturewithashell1297 They threw a net over me and dragged me out.

[@cthulhu5702]

@@riodejaneiro791 I was young and needed the money.

[@Justme2278j]

I can help child

[@antonioredondo393]

*Plot twist* : His barber is in the crate.

[@MustObeyTheRules]

Keep him locked in then. Generic hair cuts get boring

[@dabufboi8976]

It would make sense

[@kabuto1859]

Is it Jones J Jameson's barber? He trusts his barber

[@primemeridianasmr3539]

Based on the chains and lock, I'm almost certain my 2 year old nephew is in that Crate.

[@ethancrowe280]

Not your 3 year old nephew?

[@TACOMACARSCENEYT]

what 💀

[@xxx9edgelord6xxx81]

I snorted

[@justicekahler4779]

Hold up

[@boopsboops7692]

Well it seems your nephew may be ugly if one of its facts is: if you look upon it you will go insane. I checked and I can’t say for sure but i don’t think I went insane. Edit:never mind I’m just always insane

[@ceranopierce]

Instead of talking to me check under your desk someone is staring at your shoes

[@FlowerVagabond]

Tea Drinker ok but do people actually listen to asmr at desks bruh

[@newworldarmsrace9698]

I think these other two comments might have missed the video your referencing 😂

[@forskinshredr]

@Rebecca Matthews woosh

[@forskinshredr]

@@FlowerVagabond woosh

[@nayy3068]

@Rebecca Matthews Matthews gangg

[@gianmarcovinals483]

I have a theory. He said that the Thing is a combination of parts from Margaret's Garden, which were assembled by Corvus. If this is true, then that leads us back into another video. The First Annual Modification Signup at Arkham Sanitarium. Then that means that we (the viewers) are/were The Thing. BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY AN ASMR THEORY

[@JeeMorpheus]

AAAAAAND… CUT

[@PoptartIsBallin]

I dont need sleep. _I NEED ANSWERS_

[@marxjester9802]

It’s the ER Cinematic Universe coming Into play

[@boopsboops7692]

The government of Arkham sanitation would like to inform you that this is not the case.

[@gianmarcovinals483]

Dominic Coccia Care to elaborate?

[@TreK123]

You should name it Cratos

[@jaystargaming172]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius

[@iTyncWithReality]

This is beautiful 😁

[@scwid2475]

go go gadget suitcase he said cratos as in “crate” thats why its a c

[@achelp954]

Dude...

[@krea_2r]

NO!

[@garfieldpeepee]

B.O.B.= Bound Organism in the Box

[@D.Wapher]

B.O.B. = Big Omnic Butler Oh wait, wrong universe.

[@matthewwillis315]

There’s the reason for the name now just to know what he put under the blanket to be the subject???

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

Big Organic Butter! He loves popcorn 🤗

[@trilliasf]

bunch of beetles

[@boopsboops7692]

SCP 303 “Bob” SCP 303 or “bob” is a thing that takes the appearance of you contained in a box. If looked at, the viewer goes completely insane. This thing dose I fact want to have a different name other than bob but referring to this thing as the viewers name constantly would be troublesome.

[@thembofriendsimp]

Normally the Professor's speech patterns freak me out, but he doesn't sound quite as menacing in this video for some reason.

[@yaotzingaming9322]

ONE more "Calm App" ad and I'm going to need a few days in the garden..

[@KingKonamiLive]

So true tho, I want Er to calm me not a British man

[@Chad-Shakespeare]

I would give anything for more calm app ads instead of DiDi and Ola ads

[@mikaelk7153]

Cozy up under the corvus

[@yaotzingaming9322]

@@mikaelk7153 Hehe , Nice one!

[@ratboy2791]

@@mikaelk7153 gladly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jacobfederici3710]

Absolutely no one The thing: *whispers* “they tryna be crate”

[@davidclout6286]

Jacob Federici top quality.

[@nonchalantbeatz]

Pancake Souls agreed

[@ireneweina2652]

Just laughed my ass off lmao

[@Demon_SXZ]

*they tryna be grape*

[@plantbasedsho]

_i wheezed--_

[@DavidDuMusic]

ER's videos always test the line between reality and imagination, and that's why I like his content so much

[@quicklyasmr5259]

Dave White agreed

[@velocityhdmi8140]

Go search up goodnight moon you'll say the same about her

[@billiamcaprisun428]

Each of them is a fucking fever dream

[@SealWithAGlock]

I like his content because it is the weird ASMR, but not the WEIRD ASMR, you know? it's weird to the level where it's just silly, but not the sort of weird where it's just mostly naked women moaning into the camera, disguised as ASMR. (i have a habit of trying to find the bottom of a community, I found the bottom of the ASMR rabbit hole............DONT EVEN TRY to find it yourself, I'm scarred for life. half of it is just porn with the word asmr thrown in there.

[@wikern7010]

So this is what the lock master was working on

[@topsykrett1744]

Maybe call him "Craig, The Crate Creature."

[@pinesy9452]

I actually like this

[@craigbarnes2679]

Don’t disrespect my name like dat

[@geoffw6007]

Nah, call it Covid the Corona Creature

[@bluebear1818]

Perhaps we should hand this over to our fellow colleagues at SCP. For safekeeping, of course.

[@cactusman8980]

Are you keeping my will to live trapped in that box

[@quicklyasmr5259]

Cactus Man same

[@pinedragon5398]

Wouldn’t it be smaller?

[@J3RSEYondaBeat]

You got a lot of nerve showing yourself around these parts cactus man.

[@bluebear1818]

@@J3RSEYondaBeat cactusville. old western movie. heh.

[@cactusman8980]

@@J3RSEYondaBeat you dare apose me mortal?

[@luanik8kmg5]

My brain: **literally boiling** ER: excellent

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

*Heartbeat sounds like a freight train* "Very good"

[@brainkells]

ER:exists People in the comments looking for memes: Write that down, write that down.

[@sansomega6261]

Writing intensifies

[@windhelmguard2328]

A Jolly Wanker. Classic picture.

[@The_Buddy_Christ]

9:56 everybody gangsta till rift asks for your *patient ID number*

[@jaystargaming172]

*And I 00p......*

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Probably helping the folks at Area 51 sneak out ET

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Bearded Whisperer ASMR any aliens in Area 51 would’ve been moved to a new location decades ago once word got out that Area 51 even exists.

[@pentry20]

@@glitchinthematrix555 o fuck 0-0 that's probably true huh

[@lillianfox6848]

@@glitchinthematrix555 people think the military is dumb, but they're gonna learn the hard way if anyone is dumb enough to try some shit at Area 51 in September.

[@avolatilenoodle7829]

@@lillianfox6848 Clearly you don't understand the "joke"

[@zentunozentuno1012]

I'm the 200 like

[@ghfdt368]

hmmm i think jack is an excellent name. Jack who lives in the box

[@epicrifftor2]

Your hair and beard are getting so long, you are so close to being able to do a Gandalf role play. ... ... ... Please do a Gandalf roleplay

[@malacekop9990]

Yes

[@boopsboops7692]

(you...shall not...pass...)

[@Stickygrenade-]

Aw he should do a jesus roleplay

[@potatogeneral4072]

@@Stickygrenade- He did one already its on his channel somewhere.

[@ethan-mr9tm]

"ahh. you arrived.. excellent." *sees box* me: did you steal some high tech stuff from area 51?.. wait... NO. youve stolen an alien.

[@niekesselbrugge1132]

Nah he is preparing bombs for the raid

[@alexia3729]

ayy lmao

[@anthonyaurel6001]

Plot twist: He is Alien.

[@CasparFloof]

Ethan love your pfp weezer is epic

[@ethan-mr9tm]

@@CasparFloof lit

[@dominicmcgraw1892]

Call him Reginald Hemsworth III

[@michellehingston1118]

Ok?

[@reallybadgames625]

Does anyone else look at the thumbnail and think man those cheezit interviews get crazy

[@BobRoss-dd3ig]

I will never get that out of my head thanks so much *smooch*

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

You're onto a gold mine now kid

[@CasparFloof]

24:10 get that brush out of my face it was just on a crate that’s had god knows what on it Edit: 1 year later I still remember the exact moment and time I got the notification for the video and made this comment. I skipped through the video to find something to joke about cause I was in class and I can’t exactly watch a 40 minutes video in class. Idk thought this was cool and decides to share it

[@jumbojiggalo9576]

Trihard little bit of crate Aids scare you? Pfft...

[@mikesavage8252]

C R A T E A I D S

[@stallionduck8519]

TriHard 7

[@lukkius5624]

@@stallionduck8519 a man of jameskii i see

[@CasparFloof]

Jumbo Jiggalo 😳

[@Grigoris_04]

General Kenobi: *pops out* General Kenobi: “Hello there”

[@MephilesRider]

@@MaylaTheCatgirl He is a bold one.

[@endermage77]

@@MaylaTheCatgirl The High Ground is a place of great potential energy And Kenobi converted it to kinetic energy by jumping down and adding downward velocity. This kinetic energy was used to kilter General Grevious just enough to put him off edge and make him (eventually) automatically lose the battle.

[@bluebear1818]

"general kenobi..."

[@paxtonhovey9745]

You should do an area 51 raid rolaplay. Maybe discuss the plan to get in or be an alien that's been freed from the base!!!

[@joergen1670]

I have no reasons with Dave!!!

[@shannonbennetts]

Hell yeah! Why not both? 💃

[@joergen1670]

Shannon Bennetts yeah!!

[@Noah-pr2or]

You beat me to it.

[@pentry20]

@@joergen1670 rip joergen

[@vice199]

another cracking The combination episode is hereby requested!

[@Gheno]

Would be funnier if he said "I'm thinking of ... Pryarchestrial Molunculum (or some weird shit)... or.. Bob"

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

CRATE MAN, would you be so kind as to join us in the Area 51 raid

[@pleasantpheasant7456]

I will wrestle my way into area 51

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

We must teach him the ways of Naruto run!

[@Armatu5]

His name is Bob, have some respect lol

[@teehundeart]

Maybe we can distract the guards with gamer girl pee

[@CBCsolar]

The raid was disappointing and my day is ruined

[@jordanenglish883]

Perfect. I was looking for a way to waste my employers time!

[@jordanenglish883]

And that I did. Thanks Rift. Only one more work day!!!

[@SealWithAGlock]

@@jordanenglish883 only one more workday what? one day until you get promoted? one day until you get fired? one day until the big bank heist on 82nd street? what is it man?

[@kylerwright3341]

@@SealWithAGlock you will never know

[@proteongaming9679]

Mr.Rift, the raid wasn’t supposed to be until the 20th of September!

[@mb-sg3ji]

Early bird gets the alien

[@quicklyasmr5259]

bunny girl LOL

[@jamescastle2534]

Plot twist Area 51 is hiding the rift the candyman uses to get to earth from Arkham sanitarium

[@Pikaboi_]

That lock seams familiar

[@bobveinne2439]

Oh E rift uploaded a new video that's grand! *uploaded* *8* *hours* *ago* Damn I'm a bit lat- "And right on time I see." Thanks Rift for makin' me feel better :)

[@framenothing6561]

looking at the weight of that box, it appears to contain 7000 kilograms of coleslaw.

[@brettstixx]

Lets Lizten to your heart: Clinkity clakitt Now your brain: water boiling sounds mr:e seems like your in good health

[@TripleGatan]

(11:35 for those who wonder)

[@vijjr]

E

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

I loved those sounds.

[@Lonewo1f726]

Your not healthy til your heart sounds like cogwheels and your brain sounding like your making ramen.

[@nightlyflare7558]

11:24 why don’t I listen to your vitals as well. Just listen to your heart My heart: Jail bar clanging Now for your brain Brain: boiling noodles Looks like you are in good health Me: But are you positive?

[@felicityheid2145]

My brain: ok sleepy time. My eyes: no

[@cecilnellis1391]

Just got the baby back to sleep and about to go to bed myself. You're a lifesaver TωT

[@JasonTheDetectorist]

I want to see more of the old guy taking notes while watching neighbors with binoculars. One must wonder what these lonely individuals think while sitting by the window waiting to yell at some kid walking on his lawn.

[@rodrigonicolas5002]

Thank you for the time and dedication to the material that you deliver. I send you greetings with great admiration from Chile 🇨🇱

[@yelordoftheraptors6832]

Arkham Sanitarium gets closer to SCP Territory with each video. Now we have an experiment that is locked up, must be kept in a wooden crate, and IV’d Root Beer. Not to mention the rapid growth. I’ve been here with Rift since the days of ASMR of a Salesman. I would just like to say thanks for all the sleep you’ve given me

[@MoonMusicOwl]

0:18 what a beautiful invisible watch

[@xxhardforcorexx1231]

You didn't happen to find that crate under a stairwell, did you? I left that monster in a box for a reason... *sigh* We lose more janitors that way.

[@thesnailtale8490]

I love ER's content, not only because his voice is really relaxing but so much thought and creativity goes into his content. It seems to get better and better

[@sebb8347]

"Listen to your heart" *Train noises* "And now your brain" *boiling foamy water* "Excellent, you seem to be in good health" 😑😑😑😑

[@ClovisPictures]

Oh, you could EASILY pull off a Joseph Seed cosplay for a Far Cry 5 roleplay! That'd be sick!

[@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144]

This looks like its gonna be crate!

[@juliannahhendra-martinez4537]

🤦🤦🤦😂

[@seshgreen4084]

The sounds when he checks our heart and brain are so amazing...

[@mustangloser2512]

There seriously needs to be a part 2 to this

[@TV-xk1mq]

Me watching asmr in the middle of the night and then "top of the morning to ya ladies my name is Jacksepticeye"

[@angelicchjld]

the best alarm😂😂

[@reazontucker]

I feel like if there was actually something in the crate it would be a facehugger that can telepathically speak to rift considering it asked for the name and then rift said soon you'll have a name.

[@onyxia5854]

This is a large step in humanity and a giant progression as it appears we have captured *the elder one*

[@linktheheroofhyrule2498]

Professor Clemmons just straight up created an SCP

[@SethStacyLetsPlay]

I see that your watch is made of the finest nothing that you can buy in the market.

[@HaZa917]

*next experiment* He exposes it to us on purpose and asks about the batshit hallucinations XD

[@marcom5575]

I'm on a road trip right now and the ambient sounds of the shitty roads aren't enough to lull me to sleep. This did the trick

[@bobtom9089]

This kind of feels like we’re a class- D being a test subject and working with a doctor in the scp foundation.

[@furkanalitunca4534]

I feel like your voice and acting just getting better and better. Today I watched your first Sammich Man video and your acting quality in this video is much, much better than that one. I hope you keep up your good work for many years to come. Without your videos I don't think I could sleep this well.

[@powerplantzone3944]

Oh good, my package is here. Thank you Amazon Rift Express Shipping.

[@opalpersonal]

I like that it’s gotten to the point where I don’t even question that he looks at his invisible watch and checks the time. I’m just like “yeah ok, not the weirdest shit I’ve seen on this channel so ok”

[@Fyx5010]

I love the sound that the camcorder makes. I remember that one from 5 years ago

[@jakeenbthemedic5445]

I like Bob as a name for it, and suggestion. SCP security guard interview, I think you’d kill it

[@pigeondercringelord5053]

Let's call him Herbert, Just.. Herbert.

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

"I often forget where the on button is"😂

[@Dennis4523]

ER: Ahh... I heard you liked our famous flavored Ice cream Me : yeah it’s pretty nice ER: the new flavor added a little secret ingredient of radioactive toilet scrubbers . Quite the modest addition to the collection

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

This is the 3rd channel I'll show my Aliens once we RAID AREA 51 and find Corvus

[@bean_____Boi]

Novabow John Mivule what are the first 2

[@grades6831]

Evan Ulch don’t worry about it

[@tvanimes15animes97]

This video is much good for my head

[@nukednukem2257]

Please keep making videos. I genuinely never get tired of this.

[@trevorclutter7958]

Anyone that looks at it. Goes inasane. Sends feelings to other people. And this is how bird box started

[@DermaGiga-]

Omg, you should do an arkham sanatarium news report! That would be great!

[@andrew-gr5bz]

Ahhh nothing like waking up, so that 19 minutes later I can sleep again.

[@nfactorial4074]

Me : *straight up dying* ER: excellent

[@sinspeace9192]

Shoulda called it the “cratest” discovery.

[@booboohern]

Professor clemmons acts creepy, but his voice is so soothing...

[@pujasingh5814]

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 Your videos are medicine to my insomnia Your videos are way to make myself relax and comfortable after every harsh day between the bunch of rude people .. Your videos never let me realise that I'm alone in this crowded place . Fact :- the world created by ER is best than my real word 😐😐

[@katherinec.8124]

Papa Rift really did just whip out a ziplock baggie full of dust labeled ‘Thanos’ and sprinkled it on the thing in the crate...legendary as always

[@zecfreeman5122]

This might not be the best ASMR channel, but I can say this channel must be the most creative one.

[@Nonk2004]

Crap I have to renew my TFHS membership in 3 months

[@DavuxMakesMusic]

The experiments name should be Randal.

[@miladk249]

ASMR is so addictive. As soon as I put it on I can’t switch it off 😂

[@MightGy]

I’ve been watching for 5 years and still run into stuff I haven’t seen all the time it’s crazy

[@gabec.4419]

4:03 WHY did I know that😂

[@rapidKT7624]

For all the 76 people who disliked this Change it to a like🤗

[@rapidKT7624]

Your right

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Rapid KT _ You’re******* for the love of god learn the difference between the two

[@rapidKT7624]

What are the stars saying

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Rapid KT _ that stands for a correction in grammar

[@glitchinthematrix555]

Rapid KT _ you don’t even know what asterisks are 🤦‍♂️

[@potatochipenthusiest4122]

Gets in argument with Margaret "well I'm sleeping in the garden tonight"

[@creamymustard2407]

I think I need to get my heart looked at, now.

[@gryffboi8728]

Was the thing in the Box actually moving slightly or am I just suffering from an immense lack of sleep

[@riodejaneiro791]

Idk I kinda see it moving too I'm a bit scared right now 😅

[@justcallmelab8400]

The experiment should be named boB (its Bob spelled backwards)

[@bluebear1818]

oh, really? we couldn't figure that out. thank you so much.😐

[@justcallmelab8400]

@@bluebear1818 no problem.

[@bluebear1818]

@@justcallmelab8400 sorry, that was my boyfriend. he's so sarcastic, and we share this account.

[@zodiac909]

This man is one of the LEGENDARY asmr artists.

[@ITriggerWokeSJWS]

The thing spoke to me! it wished to be called "The Big Toe"!

[@waddupbud8060]

Oh! I see that you manage to catch my insomnia! I can finally sleep...

[@foxbike1430]

I want to name him “Markus”

[@izzitlife557]

Kevin, it should be called Kevin Or, perhaps, Kevin Jr.

[@robertvital538]

ER I want you to know that you really helped me through a lot. Like I mean you practically saved my life man. I love your videos

[@gee_dubya]

Spongebob me boy, I’m being executed by firing squad tomorrow because I was found guilty of 39 charges of homicide, arghargharghargharghargh Edit: lmao I think someone reported my comment

[@NateTDOM]

ehm...

[@realaydsman]

not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh not funny didn't laugh

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

@The Zee It can be funny, I did not find any essence in it though. The guy above me has Carpet Mutations

[@gee_dubya]

Tard Wrangler very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh very funny, did laugh

[@dabufboi8976]

I think I've seen this somewhere before

[@recruityboiii4485]

Rift showing off his nothing watch to check the time tryna be slick

[@99fxgtjc]

Best 3 videos are the cardboard dude, the candy man part 6 , and the one where you are in the suitcase

[@SylvesterLazarus]

I work in a warehouse. I'm still waiting for a crate like this to arrive...