The Three Houses Lords Are Something Else

[@TheDimensionDweller]

I just can't get over the conversations those three must've had during the over one thousand years they've been in there.

[@bobbobbobbobb]

I'm willing to bet the first century was just Edelgard and Dimitri trying to kill each other while Claude sat back and ate popcorn.

[@tetrakitty1588]

@@bobbobbobbobb that is the greatest thing i've pictured all day. thank you

[@Coananlover]

They definitely just beat the shit out of each other on the regular.

[@thelegendarykidofmystery1226]

Better picture, Claude proposes an idea. Have them fist fight. As the weapon triangle advantage won’t matter if they are just throwing hands

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

@@bobbobbobbobb Edelgard strangling Dimitri holding an axe, they suddenly hear a slow crunch, slowly turning their heads to see Claude with a bag of popcorn. After yelling at him about him having food, they proceed to try rip him in half before offering to share the popcorn.

[@buttery_gooch6]

the idea of the three house leaders in one ring is so funny to me. the gossip among the characters is just "all of the emblems are so strong and respectable...whats wrong with those three"

[@onestepstaircase6758]

Gigitty

[@theunknown_watcher]

War Crimes,that's what

[@drawnwriter5543]

@@theunknown_watcher No they never comminted war crimes. Well Edelgard didnt at least (ive only played her route so far) its instead just Three sides to a four sided war that Edelgard started because of the 4th faction that everyone else eventually destroys as well

[@flipperflapper6682]

@@drawnwriter5543 Err...Didn't use civilian as meatshield counts as War Crime? Edelgard did that.

[@hollylucianta6711]

@@flipperflapper6682 starting a war without a casus belli also breaches international law, and "the church is run by lizard people" is not considered a casus belli

[@moonhue22]

“i’m claude…take it easy on me maybe?” *proceeds to crit on the first round*

[@pokipoki5453]

i thought they said "baby" instead of maybe (T--T) im so dumb

[@chromss5684]

@@pokipoki5453 i thought it too

[@orangeapples]

Typical Claude.

[@angterrastriker]

"Enough is enough!"

[@LostBonesNumber]

"Sometimes I'm on a great long lead up to a joke... and Dimitri runs it right before the punchline." If it was some kind of twisted joke, then I can't blame him, you know what happened last time.

[@raviolibirb8009]

After seeing dimitri and alois support, i can understand claude

[@rhettmitchell]

@@raviolibirb8009that support line is so good omg

[@NatalieN500]

LOL!

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Dimitri: if this is a joke it ain't funny

[@lsrrr3857]

Dimitri killed every last one of them

[@floricel_112]

"we are terrible at cooking" Have I really taught you *nothing* in those two years we spent together?!

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Bunet: *Turns to Byleth* "Have you REALLY never taught these three any basic cooking skills?" Byleth: "I am both an instructor and literal miracle worker, but teaching these three to cook is well beyond even my power."

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince Byleth could also say that wasn't part of the job description.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Meanwhile in another Ring, Dedue and Hubert have made an exquisitely prepared meal together, but can't enjoy it because they're fretting over their lieges.

[@GameGodZERO]

@@wanderlustwarrior Too busy arguing over the proper way to prepare the meal based on their liege's tastes

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Alternatively: "Hilda, put that down, it's not ready yet."

[@disneydork100]

The three of them in one ring is hilarious to me, and since the one who actively shows up switches randomly on your turn in battle, all I can imagine is the three of them basically wrestling like little kids to be the one to show up. I mean like, someone’s got a foot in Edelgards stomach, someone’s yanking Claude’s hair, someone is biting Dimitri, and they’re all yelling.

[@SirAgravaine]

Edelgard and Dimitri would be fighting and then Claude would try to vault over them

[@boo435]

@@SirAgravaineit’s canon that Claude can walk on ceilings, he just took the upside down way to the front.

[@Wayward_Insomniac]

Dimitri = foot in Edelgards stomach Claud = biting Dimitri Edelgard = yanking Claude’s hair

[@jojolo123]

"is that what music sounds like here?" 😭💀savage

[@huyhoangminhdo7738]

Lol, the ending is even funnier when Brave Dimitri is now a forma

[@jetza2635]

That isn’t brave dimitri

[@QuadraticBajeena]

@@jetza2635Boy do I have news for you...

[@jetza2635]

@@QuadraticBajeena I didn’t see the news for the formas yet lol

[@rhettmitchell]

What’s “forma” mean again?

[@jetza2635]

@@rhettmitchell they’re basically souls of the characters but it’s not actually really them if that makes sense

[@bornanime3255]

"Edelgard, we have to cook"

[@DarkEdelgard]

0:58: Dimitri's face when he lost his sanity had me laughing so damn hard. That face is gold right there.

[@Ninjaananas]

He got enough of jokes.

[@theAmazingJunkman]

Just screams “kono Dio da”

[@Natsu25100]

Imagine if this is on WWE with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler. Jerry "The King" Lawler: Hahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 JR: I don't know what Claude meant but I'm very sure that Dimitri has a dry sense of humor. Jerry "The King" Lawler: I can't believe that he actually said that, JR.

[@LordOfGilneas]

Dimitri when claude starts joking: *KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!* Claude: *DAMNIT!*

[@whitelock1258]

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[@dylangoodall4686]

Dimitri having vivid flashback to when Edelgard tried teaching him to dance when they were young when talking to Diamant

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

In that support Dimitri goes on to mention the Officer's Academy Ball & that he snuck off early (not mentioning how he runs into Byleth doing the same).

[@fyra_cat2119]

@@Hodaris_Darlin tbf that only happens during the blue lion route

[@AshenDust_]

@@Hodaris_Darlin Blue Lions is canon let’s go!

[@auraguard0212]

Claude has been sad exactly twice, three times if you played Crimson Flower and killed him.

[@fivestarguy100]

Ah yes, I too am sad when I die.

[@Knightgob]

@@fivestarguy100couldn't be me

[@Halvos12]

Imagine going to a store and for sell is three ghosts trapped in a bracelet.

[@starbonkers0724]

"I'm Claude. Take it easy on me maybe? -because I won't- "

[@xalrath]

one of the few annoying things of Three Houses: you never get to see Claude pull any real dick moves they telegraph that there's some real crazy hiding under Dimitri's no-fun-allowed exterior, they telegraph Edelgard is up to something, and both of those pay off- but they also set up that behind Cute Smart Boy there's a real son of a bitch waiting to pop out, and then he never does. annoying.

[@DouglasStewart99]

0:21-0:26 Claude... Never change my guy. Can Lady Anna even *TAKE* an Emblem's belongings off them anyway?

[@ArceusDX]

The Emblem IS the belongings :P

[@gvsparks1471]

Anna is basically wanting the leader's bracelet so she can sell the bracelet if her funds get low (or someone gives her the right offer, whichever comes first)

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@gvsparks1471 Alear will never let anyone simply have the Emblem rings or bracelets.

[@rhettmitchell]

@@Hodaris_Darlinoh I think they totally would after the war. Maybe other than Anna after seeing this lmao

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

@@rhettmitchell Alear might separate them again after the war, but be very choosy about who she gives them too, not simply let just anyone have them.

[@waxwinged_hound]

Edelgard straight up treating cooking like it's a fight lmao

[@Ninjaananas]

When you want to have some fun but Claude says: "You are having a bit too much fun."

[@Cupcakkecult]

This is so cute for what they do to each other in 3 houses😭

[@moon4236]

What I would give to see what goes down inside their bracelet. Specially when it comes to cooking lol. Also Claude at the beginning lmao

[@silverflight01]

"Take it easy on me, maybe" _Takes 4 damage_ _Nukes opponent_ Damn, Claude!

[@LostBonesNumber]

"You seem like you'd fit right in at one of our galas, Dimitri. Are you a dancer at all?" "Everyone in the world of the instructor was a dancer at all" "I see, that makes se- wait what?"

[@katebanez7918]

best boi Claude didn't disappoint

[@dantemustdie00]

No wonder Byleth/Shez do all the cooking, the students are terrible at it, lol.

[@CassiopeiaOnYT]

Particularly the house leaders aren't exactly adept at cooking. There are plenty of students who knows their way around a kitchen.

[@GoldLight73]

Or Manuela. Her cooking is so good it’s been called seductive...

[@kuyagab4444]

I think Dmitri will be fine. He has Ashe, Dedue and Mercedes who are saints in the kitchen.

[@GoldLight73]

@@kuyagab4444 As if that matters. Poor guy can't taste any of it anyway. Honestly, I think it's a massive missed opportunity not to have Dimitri and Bunet interact over that very topic. Can you IMAGINE Bunet's sheer terror at the thought of someone losing their sense of taste?

[@dollscentedhunter2514]

Technicaly Shez is thw cook. Byleth just stands there and commands a student to cook

[@404_kayjay_not_found]

That FEH tie-in was *chef's kiss*

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

Claude: So, Peter and Chris are riding on their jet ski, just chillin, and- Dimitri: And then he says, “Kill every last one of them!” 😂 🤣

[@LuvPlays_]

Yeah, sure Claude. THAT'S why you've been sad before.

[@itrashcant7947]

0:10 "strategy in motion"

[@ew8831]

nightmare blunt rotation

[@Tonystarkk0]

Lol that ending is funny

[@Crimateilcanemagico]

"Bro, are you flirting with my sister?" "Yes, I am!" "Do you wanna die?!" 1:38 Thanks Jehtt for giving us this masterpiece of a video.

[@loganthevillager9176]

Seteth and Sylvain in a nutshell.

[@markus5120]

Why did Claude murder Timerra twice

[@littlehop933]

Not an exaggeration every one of my units that fights claude gets nuked

[@Hodaris_Darlin]

You're not training them enough then.

[@LordOfGilneas]

1:33 C'mon Dimitri, this is anna we're talking about. *OF COURSE SHE WOULD. :D*

[@5577Step]

1:32 Dimitri smelled a scam coming on.......

[@wizrad1277]

I have every unit I get try to beat Dimitri. No one has succeeded yet.

[@sumherbrown5380]

theres something so funny about this iteration of anna.that childlike voice and appearance with her cold- blooded savagery is hilarious xD

[@danielmenchaca4042]

Anna, don’t turn me into a marketable jpeg

[@aishi_rei]

0:59 Emiya: *I can sense something*

[@fivestarguy100]

Dimitri to Anna: Wait, you wouldn’t be thinking of selling it would you?!? Anna: Well yeah! I’m selling all of the emblems! Where there’s coin to be made, you know how it is.

[@EITHERNETTA-bx7vz]

Funny how the three houses leaders don't seem to know their fate in the future unlike Camila and Corrin. Almost like someone continousky went back in time

[@Scarletqueen08]

Edel: I can’t cook I can’t clean but lemme tell you how I got this crest

[@ElvenRaptor]

Alear: "Dimitri, how do you suggest we route the enemy in this next battle?" Dimitri: *"Kill them! Every last one of them! Slaughter them! Bathe the field with their blood!"* Alear: "Er... I'll... taking that into consideration. Hey, Claude, what do you recommend?" Claude: "Just pretend you want to form an alliance and once you're earned enough trust to get them to spend the night in your castle, slit their throats in their sleep." Alear: O_O' "Edelgard! What do you recommend!" Edelgard: "Infiltrate their ranks and destroy them from within. But do not leave any alive. Sacrifice whatever and whoever you must for victory! If your allies must burn, they must burn!" Alear: "...That's it. I'm asking Marth."

[@writethosefeels]

I’m CRYING lmfaooo! Might have just convinced me to purchase the DLC

[@DoesRocksFloat]

I still can't get over Edelgard's face shape in this one. It looked fine in Three Houses, but why does it look weird in Engage?

[@wanderlustwarrior]

They increased the size of her forehead.

[@Sylvainjose-satoyumiyato]

​@@wanderlustwarriorand cheeks

[@wanderlustwarrior]

@@Sylvainjose-satoyumiyato Sylvain always paying attention to women's cheeks...

[@Kyuzeth]

She's not the only one. I think Sigurd suffers the hardest from the stylistic weirdness.

[@Blyeth-go4wr]

UPSIDE DOWN CLAUDE RETURNS

[@anthonygraham6687]

This had me laughing way to hard lol

[@RubyChiang]

Well, we know a Three Houses leader who can indeed cook!

[@HZConqueror]

Why does claudes hair look so weird here in engage

[@YuBeace]

they ALL look weird in this style let’s be real

[@fivestarguy100]

The Engage art style is very weird looking tbh. It isn’t bad, it’s just off putting, I can’t quite put my finger on why though. Especially when compared to Three Houses art style.

[@HZConqueror]

@@fivestarguy100 I honestly like the engage art style but in Claude’s case i don’t know something just bothers me

[@YuBeace]

@@fivestarguy100 Foreheads are slightly bigger and their general faceshape is like, puppy shaped. Hairstyles that weren’t meant for that headshape (in particular those that show forehead) get all weird looking. They also have barely a nose to show for the girls (which is one of my biggest problems.) I feel like they turned everyone into hamsters. I don’t mind “uwu” looking girls persé but when it’s the default look for every single girl, even the ones who should not be looking like that… that just feels… god I dunno… Girls can be cutesy looking but don’t apply these shapes to literally every girl. It causes an almost same-face effect and a sense of “girls always have to be kawaii” which is very icky when the girls in Fire Emblem have always had a decent diversity (even if they’ve never really given them the toned muscles they really deserve at times.). Also, the colour-effects they’ve given to the Emblems to indicate they’re a kind of spirit doesn’t really do their designs justice either.

[@grigori9061]

The most interesting characters in this game are the emblems of previous characters

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

Of course axe gremlin over there wants to make a profit

[@fivestarguy100]

Where there is coin to be made.

[@madao8542]

I heard gay-lads instead of galas. Help, I've been reading too much BL

[@JonnyJayKhan]

Diamont’s VA had never seen the word gala before

[@justsomeguywiththeotherhal1732]

I thought his ass said gay list☠️

[@possesedfrisk]

My Etie instantly One-shot crit Claude with like 127+ damage when I was training her lmao

[@rhettmitchell]

God Anna is so peak in this game lmaoooo

[@John-Stark]

I can't even BEGIN to imagine how Akward it is in that ring, especially if Claude is out

[@deckardshaw6696]

It does have nothing to do with the topic but Framme is so cute

[@flipperflapper6682]

So wait this is them before Edelgard commit war or its just appearance only?

[@Julian-og3ps]

Wait, the frick does Anna mean "Again"?!?!

[@Strrlaza]

If they had integrated these support conversations into the main game naturally then I would be a lot less critical of engage ngl. The supports have all the good writing, why?

[@lo4tr]

Because the returning characters are pretty much the only good characters. Or, at least the returning characters are the only ones that have personalities outside of one or two specific quirks. Support conversations between Engage characters is just bouncing one quirk off of another. Bond Ring conversations are fleshed out characters reacting to the quirks of the Engage characters.

[@baxterbruce9827]

Anna is just kinda previous playable Annas through the lens of her being a child, Alear is kinda the straight man to everyone else's lunatic... And then you're right, a lot of other characters have just two or three traits

[@hunbi1875]

​@Philip Roberts you're telling me you don't like the deep characters of "girl who likes tea" "potato girl" "oh wow the divine dragon rocks" and "I exercise alot"

[@lo4tr]

@@hunbi1875 I don't know, I'm more partial to 'my only personality is money' or 'I'm a stalker'... and the fact that last one can apply to multiple characters is far more disturbing than I initially realized.

[@baxterbruce9827]

@@lo4tr I'm personally a fan of "The writer is also the knight in shining armor" and the quivering pile of pessimism and self deprication

[@EvaNorthrup]

WHY ARE CLAUDES EYES BLUE?

[@Lego_Ninjago_]

Timerra best girl

[@ultmewtwo]

Why would I fight the 3 🏠 💍 in battle are you going to re class into an axe bow user because i do not 👀 why u would have solm princess fight them

[@rhettmitchell]

Idk about y’all but Claude’s line about Dimitri felt homoerotic

[@disneydork100]

Almost everything he says to Male!Byleth is VERY homoerotic.

[@rhettmitchell]

⁠@@disneydork100 yeah the fact the story scenes don’t change when you’re male Byleth and YOU CAN’T S SUPPORT HIM is truly one of the greatest Fire Emblem mysteries (of the Emblem)

[@rhettmitchell]

Edelgard: LET ME COOK, LET ME COOK