The time I started the purge

[@the_realconspiracydino]

Dylan has got several thousand life sentences on his head at 9. He is going places for sure.

[@winwin-yn8eu]

Jail

[@Drnswap]

Definitely not heaven

[@zionfultz8495]

Denmark, he is going to Denmark

[@LuckyParrot1]

The only place he goin is jail

[@LiteralRuler]

Quite literally

[@survivalx520]

"The quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak" 💀

[@ErrorknightYT]

With his ak

[@nrlontop5981]

Nothing compared to Austrian man

[@tvwuwjdv1us383]

​@@nrlontop5981ok nice

[@zenvoGD]

Ak47

[@candyupt]

nuke

[@mikedrewson5545]

I love how the mom isn't surprised anymore.

[@wine_man.]

When the video starts with "The United States Government" you know it's gonna be good

[@Lololooplol]

*irs

[@Pre-MCDTortle]

​@@Lololooplol both

[@VisionVR13]

Fr real tho

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

*FBI has entered the chat*

[@jakesaylor9416]

“Biological warfare was happening at one point.” Had me absolutely dieing 💀

[@Axisspiral]

Bro had the same bounty as luffy by now

[@tatepatrick3095]

@@Axisspiral multiply that

[@asillygoofyball]

i like how 9 year old dylan has lived more than 365 days as a 9 year old at this point... mans had the best 4th grade year tho

[@Dinomight.]

bro fr

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

At 9 years old I wanted to flee the planet

[@jaredguerra4104]

He could be a 3 rd grade year 2 since late birthday.

[@Beaner_11700]

1 month later in Germany: Dylan:Legoland here we come!

[@rudequartz]

He was born in a leap year

[@fiori_m]

“The government is kinda after me so i say we move to denmark!” just a usual day for dylan😂 thank u for 600 likes i’ve never had this many💕

[@SlayCam]

@Lucas Garcia What the fuck Lucas

[@fiori_m]

@Lucas Garcia …

[@Lololooplol]

@@fiori_malright hear me out

[@Jeetis]

@Lucas Garcia Why are you like this.

[@dartmaster500]

​@Lucas Garcia real or fake part 2

[@hahathemicroscopicsilicooptic]

Bro is been wanted dead 1,000,000 time 💀

[@MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRY]

​@Lucas Garcia tf 💀

[@MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRY]

​@Lucas Garcia this bot is into some weird stuff ngl

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

@@MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRYbots smh

[@CoolTreeHouseMan112]

Nah, but the “What did you do this time” 😂😂😂😂

[@Sinistercreations60]

I was about to say that 💀💀 He been doing more than just this

[@haydenvigil4533]

I'm surprised Dylan hasn't even been caught by the government yet

[@CJ0611]

"The Quiet Kid got on a 47 kill streak" 💀

[@joshuaonaiwu4638]

"The quite kid got on a 47 kill streak" That one gamer: I bout to end this man's whole career

[@setLillie]

@Lucas Garcia 💀

[@Averagechiefsfan]

@lucasgarcia5732*im suing you for false advertisement*

[@FaithfulEM]

As a denmarkian, i can confirm that the purge is not happening right now

[@fnreplays]

You made it unintentionally obvious you are very much NOT from Denmark

[@anshgupta188]

@@fnreplays bro its a FUCKING JOKE TAKE A HINT

[@VoidKillz]

man said “denmarkian”

[@mikewazowski6160]

As a dane, i can confirm it

[@anshgupta188]

@@kris_something ITS A FUCKING JOKE HOLY SHIT

[@HotRoddingWithJake]

You are so funny!! I wish I would have found you sooner 😂

[@wreck342]

Yeah, Dylan is funny

[@Poserpilot_Clips]

He got a 47 kill streak had me dying 😅😂

[@kmart2534]

Al 47 I got murder on my mind💀

[@Anonymous_IsNotHere]

“Maybe if you got off the couch for once and looked out the window, our whole town is on fire.”💀💀💀💀💀

[@IsaacDronesYT]

“Of course they do of course they do” got me dead on the ground 😂😂😂😂

[@asphalt8god493]

Dylan:”The quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak” The quiet kid: “That’s my hourly average”💀💀💀💀

[@Sladewolf6087]

Dude I swear these are amazing

[@elijahtally7547]

video idea when the 9 year old successfully survived and escaped ohio

[@CoenWilson1]

bro still thinks Ohio jokes are funny

[@CraftingCole]

@@CoenWilson1 cuz you live der! On Boner street(Real Place In ohio!

[@Unilpq]

Ohio isn’t funny

[@Unilpq]

@Grizzly King Ion don’t comment first and do I seem offended 💀

[@CraftingCole]

@@Unilpq so your Ohio!

[@jackpowell1605]

the quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak 💀

[@Thedark_knight12]

Bro, I want this characters life, into a show, take away the inappropriate stuff, and leave the hilarious parts

[@Broiscool777]

"The quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak" Me And my friends DAMMMMMMMM ☠️"

[@wittawy_him]

Fr

[@DatPrince]

The way he moves his head while talking...it's ironic yet legendary

[@benjamimjordan132]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day

[@bboyeditz2]

'the quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak' lol omg this cracks me up so much

[@Zap_Tv2]

“If u would get off the couch for once mom” damn 💀

[@qivverjammerchannel]

Imagine if Denmark also is hunting him with their Lego guns

[@aidenday399]

He survived everything and now he starts the purge 😂

[@carranza8452]

Denmark be like after he arrives 💀

[@alancorp3565]

As a quiet kid with a kill streak of 82 (make that 84 now), I can confirm Dylan made this speech 🗿

[@haloiris698]

SAME

[@Korb27]

Move to Ohio! I hear it’s really fun there.

[@haloiris698]

DON'T GO TO OHIO I THINK I WAS THERE FOR A MINUTE AND I WENT CRAZY

[@Cooperdagoat]

Cringe

[@JamesPlaysGames-tm5oe]

@Lucas Garcia wth

[@haloiris698]

​@@Cooperdagoat SHUT UP B!?#$

[@Konata_TheRappa07]

Or Alabama

[@clemvp]

Lol this made my day

[@TheNetherHunterYT]

It’s like he’s still with us fly high 🕊🕊🕊

[@SomeHolyCow]

“I say we move to Denmark” had my laughing😂

[@TurtleGod-ey2vf]

Can we all agree that we need more "how I survived a ???? " its awesome

[@AardvarkRS]

"I say we move to Denmark" Bros gonna wreak havoc upon Europe

[@joesmack9]

The most funny and relatable video ever this happens to me almost all the time

[@ItsQazify]

Me driving thru denmark listening to purge vids😂

[@anotherperson7012]

MatPat just walking around stealing bodies to sell to make maximum profit.

[@HowToDrumMajor]

Fly high 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@JrDoesntExist]

"The quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak" made me drop dead to the floor XD

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

“Of course you did. What did you do this time?”

[@Mason_white54]

Bro had the whole squad laughing

[@JoocyBread]

“I say we move to Denmark 😁” got me dead 💀

[@bigsur2133]

"Biological warfare" 😂

[@Georgeytp]

Bro how does Dylan never run out of ideas?

[@Nameless_Beon]

Nice vid

[@DylanTheHaunter]

They say the quiet kid is a random kid, but let's be real, this 9 year old is the quiet kid if he wasn't quiet

[@taskforceblake3899]

I find this video very relatable

[@iamapersonlikeu]

You have the best acting🤣

[@korrat9500]

Only time the words "I say we move to Denmark" have ever been used.

[@noahreese4974]

For all of you guys, who didn’t get the joke about Denmark, Denmark was the place where the Germans attacked the Jews in the US refused to help or go there

[@StarsAreBright]

We all knew the quiet kid was getting that kill streak 💀💀💀

[@DannonJrWafer]

That quiet kid 47 kill streak had me dying

[@magnificentthe1st192]

“The quiet kid got on a 47 killstreak” Bro thinks it’s fortnight😂

[@FOOTBALL-X_]

the quit kid got a 47 kill streak caught me dying

[@JordanConstable]

Bro😂😂 this man is crazy😂

[@PaperMemers]

Being sentenced to death is kind to this guy at this point

[@Lucasjj2010]

Denmark is number one on the prosperity index, however, I personally would choose Finland first, because it is number one on the happiness index

[@ForeverRonnyx]

Denmark however is the cleanest country in the world, 2nd happiest country in the world and 2nd safest country on the world so and Finland is just very cold so i would rather live in Denmark

[@th3physicgamer661]

How did the quiet kid not even reach a 69 killstreak 💀

[@barkaboi7204]

Poor Dylan he had so much content for us even after death

[@catlovernice]

"umm....sir his in Denmark,should we send the tsar Bomba?" "Leave no one alive,threw that Soviet nuke"

[@slurryflo]

When your best friends with the quiet kid: 27 assists.

[@erieperi01]

Bro said “ what do you do THIS TIME”

[@jackjacktheindespicable]

Bro this is so funny it made me roll on the floor 😂

[@providence3977]

Fly high legend ❤️‍🩹🕊️

[@EndangeredTreax]

Dylan when he’s 9 years old: got over 5k life sentences. him at 53: got over 69420k life sentences.

[@zuhaibhasan1322]

I love those I miss them I want them back please

[@Zenshin998]

She not even surprised at this point💀

[@lukazdog4284]

Quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak💀

[@opsyko3310]

Yo come to Denmark very peaceful lmao. Love from Denmark

[@TheTeejPlayzYT]

“I thought it would be funny if i played the purge intro”

[@zachary3756]

Bro really got every federal law enforcement agency on his ass

[@Iceeisaiah_7509]

“Well mom, If you get off the couch for once”💀 I’m surprise she didn’t whoop you a**

[@salmonsoup15]

BrEaKiNg NoOs: thE LOcal toWN Of shITTErsvILLE haS STARted thE PURge

[@youtubewatcher867]

I can relate so hard to this

[@letum6372]

Dylan zitkus the man of many lives 💀

[@corruptedgaming6634]

The quiet kid gets on a 47 kill streak even if it’s not the purge 💀

[@AbdelazizMishal]

bro got me laughing lol

[@Kawhi_Leonard_Iverson]

“The quiet kid got on a 47 kill streak” “I say we move to Denmark” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@zuhaibhasan1322]

Plz do more of these videos

[@VtecOfficial]

Quiet kid on a 47 kill streak had me fuckin dead 💀

[@chargedpikachu]

Fly high Dylan. See you in the afterlife. :'(

[@IBLAMEDYOU]

Not the quiet kid💀✋ That man been waiting for this moment the day he pulled up their hoodie and stepped into school ✨

[@mmaes58]

POV you opened the door for the quiet kid +25 assists

[@yolopolotyur]

Nice kill Streak

[@ProkiddUX]

Bros 4th grade year was crazy bro 💀

[@Coming4TheMilk]

Denmarj is pretty chill

[@trishbilitz14]

Lol funny vid

[@richbeanie]

Average day for Riley from the Boondocks

[@Itstoca_Amelia]

“The quiet kid got a on a 47 kill streak”💀

[@louisjohnson3755]

Moving to Denmark ain’t such a bad idea, it would probably much better than where ur living even before the purge

[@ER29Baseball2]

Hi

[@galxayed1778]

Dog almost got 2 Nukes 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@DonaId_Trump]

bro got all of the assist

[@karalanuzo]

I SWEAR THIS MADE ME LAUGH CRY AND DIE

[@RandomInternetExplorer]

The Quiet kid got a 47 killstreak -Little kid who started a war

[@LightningBugRR]

so i think we should move to denmark. -banging intensifies-