The Time Nick Worked in a Call Center

[@johnsierra3537]

Cassandra was actually Nick's one true love, but his unwillingness to acknowledge his own autism forced him to turn away from her, leading him down the long sad path towards complete mental collapse that he is currently on.

[@stonedzebra420]

Nick has had every working class job that ever has existed

[@ZeranZeran]

Working in a (American, trust fund, white owned) call center honestly made me go from being a normal happy adjusted person to thinking "I'd rather drive this fucking car off this cliff than go into work" AVOID IT

[@videotrash]

@@ZeranZeran Yeah they're joking in the clip, but it sounds legitimately hellish and surreal.

[@UFO_PILOT]

He's a veritable Jack-off-of-all-trades.

[@inktoxicant]

@@ZeranZeran My buddy tried to sell me on starting at a call center with him. A month later, he was telling me about how during one of his training sessions he asked a survey question about Obama & got to hear the guy on the other line drop n-bombs while his black supervisor was standing next to him, taking the call with him.

[@bardforhire8345]

@@ZeranZeran go work for shaniqua then

[@tonyreyes3780]

“What a fucking stupid life” Stav is a bald legend

[@jakeklutts864]

I think about this line all the time

[@Garrett1240]

@@jakeklutts864same here. Nicks life used to be so sad. Imagine being one of nicks parents during his 20s 😂

[@bobbyaxelrod5959]

While Stav has the most pathetic, worthless, stupid life in history.

[@no_misaki]

@@Garrett1240 Where's the sad part? Working mediocre jobs to support yourself in your 20s is something the vast majority of people go through.

[@Garrett1240]

@@no_misaki because he was a massive man-child

[@bazookatooth9211]

Walking around with a theatrical cane is several levels above wearing a fedora and fingerless gloves.

[@Somnivore7]

its some how more lame and cool at the same time

[@patavinity1262]

The top hat and goggles level

[@sp_freely7055]

The final form.

[@crisptomato9495]

At work I had a guy and his girlfriend come up to my till and he had a theatrical cane with a bejeweled handle and two massive ToysRUs bags full of teddy bears. I work at a movie theatre.

[@pinkfloydguy7781]

There’s a guy who works overnight at Walmart here who wears a samurai skirt and those Japanese toe sock things with sandals

[@Criticalthinking788.]

“First of all imagine a workplace with 600 people and I’m the coolest one there. “

[@temp229009]

his dad gives me a TON of insight into why nick is the way he is

[@bickyboo7789]

I bet thats who he based his prank call persona off of. The one where he's a droning on with endless questions as an old man with the last name Elmo.

[@crisptomato9495]

His mom too lol.

[@Sunday8916]

Nick is a working class hero

[@johndavey2340]

Stav calling someone a piece of shit for not being able to handle working at a call center meanwhile he couldn’t handle making 6 figures working on a podcast

[@magdump_supreme69]

I love this shit because there’s never ads on the video

[@gloverelaxis]

install uBlock Origin you cretin

[@void.dweller]

“Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon”

[@ManicDepressedSillyBilly]

God they have such good quotes

[@mstripling86]

I used to work at Dish network, god that was such a shit job. I was one of those employees who hated his job so much that i was constantly calling out sick, yet somehow always skated the line of not getting fired. they had a point system for attendance and every time one point would fall off and would go off final warning i would call in that day and proceed to sit around and get shit faced drunk and jerk off all day. I was literally the worst employee ever, but since their standards were so low, they somehow kept me for over a year and a half....i don't know how i didnt get fired a long time before that.

[@basedmarxist1762]

My hero

[@spookygangrecords]

This is the only way in that line of work at what I can only assume is the same exact same company I worked for. Beats being one of the freaks who take that as a serious career and wear suits.

[@Erisblackstone]

i worked as a construction foreman just drinking cheap beer in my truck getting absolutely shit faced and it took me two years to get fired

[@brancracker]

2:50 stav having to take like 5 seconds to even process the barking gets me every time

[@Asherdasherr]

adam shat his pants

[@meleman126]

He should have gone to lawschool

[@juvenoiachild7675]

he had fruit and gataorade last night

[@stonedzebra420]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[@robert9016]

Adam never shat his pants

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

The greatest cold open of anything ever

[@Peanut_Buster90]

Nick's Career Resume is the WoW Create a Character menu.

[@afrocoolio25]

sitting at that screen now

[@penguano5514]

this podcast is great for the hangover recovery period

[@michaelj6392]

“What a stupid life” 😂 1:04

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

Seagull is a real my man for this one

[@dawsonjosiahwilliams]

No he's a gay seagull

[@nuancecontraire]

@@dawsonjosiahwilliams are there gay seagulls?

[@pigguy]

@@nuancecontraire if Beavis and Butthead taught us anything, it's that lesbian seagulls exist. Also I'm gay.

[@nuancecontraire]

@@pigguy huhuh, uhhh, that's like cool

[@UFO_PILOT]

@@nuancecontraire yes. They're called Pelicans.

[@kanekidson9939]

Ted Bundy also worked in a call centre. And he was gay

[@MP-mc7bs]

💯

[@Bigjuicydumbdumb]

On a lighter note he was also a serial killer.

[@Arbiter417Machinima]

Steven Seagull just fatly uploading at 3:00 in the morning.

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

studd mode

[@yxngraspy3291]

nick’s heart shining through is what makes this a good podcast. “He has to be Tony because of people like you!”

[@Mrcoconutgun]

The windwaker guy is based as fuck

[@BPchadlite]

More like Neil Datass Tightson. whoops wrong clip

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

nail datazz tightone

[@dandy_griffith]

“Calling her m’lady.”

[@kingchuckfinley]

I worked at a call center for a brief period, and we used to prank call it too. It’s hilarious.

[@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883]

I use to flirt with my homophobic manager at toys r us

[@UpperCrustthe3rd]

Cute

[@InternetStranger476]

Gay

[@tyrone9180]

gay

[@mrniceguy7168]

Kind of based tbh

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

Details

[@Immy50]

back when the show didnt depress the shit out of me

[@rickymoen9482]

Wats it like now?

[@tinman96]

@@rickymoen9482 gay

[@bossabassa364]

@@tinman96 whatcu mean baby

[@yojeli]

@@tinman96 always has been babe

[@SonicSnail95]

"What a stupid life" is a Stav all-timer

[@THX11458]

The woman who brought a doll to work and brushed it hair all day sounds like some sort of freak serial killer.

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

normal callcentre work..

[@gronizherz3603]

she sounded like she would bring a 2nd tiny lunch box for the doll

[@Shotblur]

@@gronizherz3603 and she'd make tiny meals to put in the second lunch box and it would be empty by the end of the day

[@themidnightman9798]

Smash next question

[@joshuabela5374]

This MUST be animated into a cartoon

[@williamthomas5215]

I love that when Nick talks about his dad he basically describes and does the voice for Milhouse’s dad from the simpsons

[@kimdotnet2110]

"what a fucking stupid life"

[@mrniceguy7168]

I always come back to this clip to listen to Jeremy freak out

[@Toxodos]

stav audibly getting excited when nick describes the place he worked at is so funny lol

[@OttoVonBizmarkie]

I would’ve probably fell in love with Cassandra

[@jaydeng.3029]

I love how Stav says "Maybe the Republicans were right" with no further elaboration

[@adamplentl5588]

It's because everyone understands what he means.

[@doughboy5858]

That ups driver is in the teamster union, there’s zero chance they did anything to reprimand him lol

[@slimjimbaby]

come for the bits, stay for the end music

[@arlenbales3233]

This game looks fun but also looks hard as shit.

[@plasmascreens8104]

You are exactly correct

[@yaboi269]

You are all 3 correct

[@jwarrior2011]

I called a bank a few days ago to help my Spanish-only speaking uncle pay off his car loan. They could tell him his balance over the phone but getting a physical doc of his payoff amount could only be done by fax or mail AFTER having mailed or faxed a written request.

[@AARONH85]

Cool

[@wayneadams9102]

"what a fucking stupid life" is the funniest shit

[@juanf5391]

My first job when I was in high school was telemarketing. I was 17 then, and people used to mess with the names on the call list. This was 2000/2001 so people used to edit a potential customer's name as "Morphius" and "Neo." I lasted roughly 2 months and then I just abandoned the job and never looked back.

[@badxradxandy]

Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon lmao

[@Csharp7707]

Nick plays bf1 that rocks

[@BalsamicJeebs]

the windwaker guy sounds like cory spazkid

[@to2866]

Stavros is a cringe connoisseur.

[@mrniceguy7168]

Hell yes

[@jamesroche8785]

Stav would crack within three months doing the same job he mocks Jeremy for doing tho

[@rileysummers6064]

Worked in a call center doing customer service for a medical insurance company for about a year. Shit RUINED me.

[@acetate909]

I worked at a call center doing costumer service for the patriarchy. I read from a script listing slanderous slurs and sexist cis speech. Most of the calls were from Karen's wanting to speak to the manager of microaggressions. My boss busted me listening to Cumtown and fired me for being gay.

[@Speedojesus]

Very cringe and very gay.

[@davidbohm1866]

@@Speedojesus You're still using the Mynamajeff joke that was old five years ago. You're subbed to Vaush. And you're unironically calling things cringe. The lack of self awareness is amazing. Can you say "my wife" like Borat while you talk about your love of woke identity politics? You're so cool.

[@kuro4347]

@@davidbohm1866 With any luck, your comment will cause him to finally pull the trigger.

[@rustyshackleford4300]

What's Vaush Is that like a more gay chapo traphouse or something

[@adamplentl5588]

@@rustyshackleford4300 yes exactly.

[@unnecessaryapostrophe4047]

Seeing Nick wear a Milwaukee hat fills me with a really gay anger.

[@BlekJamal]

That’s so hot… because I’m gay.

[@BlekJamal]

That’s so hot… because I’m gay.

[@startledmilk6670]

What do you have against milwaukee? I ask as a gay Wisconsinite

[@BlekJamal]

@@startledmilk6670 not gay enough

[@unnecessaryapostrophe4047]

@@startledmilk6670 It's the tool brand.

[@TheMikeMase]

the windwaker guy sounds fucking awesome

[@kerednilon4276]

Outro-music is sweet

[@StevenSeagull]

Gracias

[@nils4279]

pull that man off the front line hes shellshocked

[@yojeli]

This helps me with my emotions

[@tonyreyes3780]

Nicks dad is a real life Randy Marsh

[@deepns9395]

haha man my buddies are the best

[@zarthera6063]

playing noita and listening to cumtown < playing noita while watching noita and listening to cumtown

[@badxradxandy]

I've yet to beat this game

[@GrugBonkers]

@@badxradxandy Same lol, like 140 hours already and no win

[@X8X8X6X4X]

Looks like Terraria

[@PuppetierMaster]

what is a nutella

[@X8X8X6X4X]

@@PuppetierMaster It's cum mixed with assjuice and dickcheese.

[@williamrusso3130]

Every low-level office environment is like this.

[@ImageLimestone]

Nick's voice autotunes at 0:54

[@danielrobertson4811]

This podcast will end in tragedy somehow… that’s what the dark music at the end told me

[@BigupSlime]

I just got a job at a customer service call center selling citrus fruit. I’m so excited for my first day.

[@LindleyCamp]

Never worked at call center but had set with a few there and this is accurate

[@oakey03]

"EXCUSE ME, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER." "I'd like to complain about the associate that answered my call. They said I was a gay bug that eats dust."

[@aimannorzahariwod]

Working at call centers. A once in a lifetime experience. Never again.

[@jonvia]

I know his name isnt Tony. He's lying to me saying his name's Tony.

[@tyylit]

thats some deep discussion. amazing podcast

[@MrSO9014]

I’m Filipino, and gay.

[@graysteel]

Which part is worse to live with?

[@hodgepodge2749]

@@graysteel reading your posts

[@__loafy__]

Filligayno

[@HaIsKuL]

I'm sorry to hear that. Congrats on being gay though

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

@@__loafy__ Gaynapino

[@ongobongo8333]

Nick describing dasha

[@petebop]

Damn! Wasn't expecting Noita when I clicked. Surprised the hell outta mina =p

[@cheesybacon1000]

This is so fucking funny

[@selfpimp]

I worked customer retention for major isp and every month I would call them up and just threaten them with canceling my shit. Haven't payed for my internet for like 2 years now.

[@ZeranZeran]

I try this with AT&T, they're just like "OK then" Those cunts know I have no other choice

[@AlphaFoxAdam]

@@ZeranZeran Frontier is the same way. But you can just cancel your account and reopen in your roommate's/wife's/girlfriend's name...then go back and forth once the discount period is over.

[@AlphaFoxAdam]

Yyyupp. My parents have Frontier...fun times.

[@selfpimp]

Well it works when there's more than one company in the area.

[@rabbi4skin666]

@@AlphaFoxAdam I used to work for frontier in a call center fuck that place and the customers.

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

Sir Karen Mullen

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Honestly, Im happy for the call center furries. Like, how nice they have their little community where they can be their authentic weirdo selfs.

[@IAmMyOwnApprentice]

The realness here.

[@michaelluciano1980]

Damn I think me and Nick had the same job like 10 years ago

[@samangelo2208]

Hell yeah dude

[@user-fd3qq6cj2v]

Conquest battlefield bro

[@derekrayment8092]

God this is too good

[@chrisgit4433]

Malaysian represent! only time the name is not sullied by Nick

[@JohnSmith-ud7qk]

What was the name of that song at the end?

[@GorbyP]

What is the outro music?

[@Bisquick]

Oh shit, a fellow gay BF fan.

[@GriffintheGuy]

What is the name of this specific outro song? I like the vibe

[@weedwin7356]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fonQkJajl9ugpc0

[@rustyshackleford4300]

Chevelle - The Red acoustic version

[@Jdcofla60]

I'm so jealous that Nick worked with furries

[@christopher35763]

What’s the song at the end

[@YaRaginAye]

Nick should've pranked them as Gay Actor Michael Douglas

[@Elratonn]

Turn up the volume levels man

[@TA8sometimes]

5:19 I think people give an unhygienic vibe. I think that’s what it is. Hahaha

[@bills.prestonesq.5905]

Was gonna say how is the job market so bad when people like furries and Nick can can get jobs? Then I remembered this was in Am*rica so they're probably paid like $10/hour anyway.

[@cheapskateaquatics7103]

90% of those call center jobs take zero skill. If you can take a phone call and can use a computer, they will hire you. They have a really high turn over rate, so they don't care much about who they hire.

[@Matthewsavant]

Holy hell fellers I do listen to Kiss and fucking like Led Zeppelin or whatever from from time to time but I do love me some occasional hamtaro

[@benfir8920]

I am physically attracted to Adam and Nick. Not Stav.

[@DoctorSess]

Malaysians are a wonderful people

[@DoctorCyan]

heal

[@baphyyy7898]

Stavs opinions

[@Chiefs_fan1595]

8:25

[@dubgreens123]

Finally a stretch of audio where they aren’t making gay jokes every 10 seconds

[@nuancecontraire]

What is this game

[@josephgilboy6259]

0:00

[@messydet]

noita

[@nuancecontraire]

Neato Aye don't Noita if this is my kinda game boot oimma giver the ol play. Ize frum Birmingham buy the waye

[@cjshaw3875]

what game is this

[@StevenSeagull]

Noita

[@maniac9046]

Stav is so cringe sometimes

[@brobsty1856]

Are these the games you nerds play w you $4,000 gaming computers?? 😆

[@rustyshackleford4300]

No, you're looking for Naruto: Konaha Trainer

[@DaDaDo661]

I bought a 3080 and immediately fired up CS GO

[@nsf574]

1:05 9:23

[@takehirotaniguchi6271]

I feel sorry for Nick and his coworkers at the time for having to deal with those furries that barked at each other. We definitely have those types in the fandom. Also I’m gay.

[@anduin1]

Furry means gay, no need to be redundant

[@zashbot]

we know