The Time TJ Miller Tried to Dance With Paris Hilton | PARTY LEGENDS

TJ Miller tells a story about a wild LA party with Paris Hilton.
Watch more from VICE TV:
Kreayshawn Explains How NOT to Sneak Into a Party
• The Day Will Ferrell C...
Harmony Korine is a Skater First and Foremost
• Harmony Korine is a Sk...
The Mega Ramp
• The Mega Ramp | EPICLY...
#VICETVArchive
Subscribe Now: vice.video/SUBSCRIBE-TO-VICETV
Follow VICE TV:
VICETV.com | www.vicetv.com
VICE Video | video.vice.com
Facebook | / vicetv
Twitter | / vicetv
Instagram | / vicetv
Newsletter | bit.ly/1kpnyN6

[@julianorozco7454]

I’m convinced that the WHITE TIGER was just a mountain of coke

[@ghostdtx]

Could be lol

[@hellyeah3871]

I bet it was delicious

[@johnsorzano]

God I wish I had a "white tiger" during lockdown... 🤣

[@Ethiokarate1]

This guy is living his dream, you can tell

[@hiramabiff9545]

Abel Abebe he sold his soul and he is a b list celebrity looks are deceiving

[@pedroluccas2678]

No

[@dymmalowitz5465]

@@hiramabiff9545 Whatever, dude. Living a life of a B-list celeb is def better than living a life of almost any of us, fucking commentors here, anyway.

[@jeffbenzos6344]

@@hiramabiff9545 and you’re a no one on youtube. Would rather hang with TJ than your stupid ass.

[@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia]

That chick definitely believes in the power of crystals.

[@StanHowse]

😂😂

[@RyanGiggsOBE]

I like the thought of T.J just flat out refusing to wear a shirt so the sounds guys were like "Fuck it!! We'll just have to tape the mic to him"

[@patton303]

They used a Band Aid.

[@aperfecte]

Is there a video of you guys pulling that tape for the mic off TJ's hairy chest?

[@zombiewarrior2223]

aperfecte lol ahhhh shit

[@russpink4185]

It’s a bandage not tape

[@thedav54321]

lol

[@christopherfranko7873]

Chair with a swivel. life goals.

[@Smd-tn3tu]

The end is goals.

[@bertvsrob]

'I can see it in her, shes got that freedom; that sort of self-conscious, empty, constantly self-criticising freedom'. paris hilton or my ex?

[@Sexsess]

your wife looks better then paris.

[@revelationreflection]

*than

[@jamiecal11]

*ur

[@Sexsess]

+JebaJebaJemeh Paris

[@Sexsess]

+revelationreflection alrighty then

[@jamiecal11]

+Shelton Ross *Sheldon #TheBigBangTheory Bazzinga!!!

[@NamdiTruth]

Why did a story about a guy NOT dancing with a girl make my day?! Comics are amazing storytellers.

[@JustinPogue]

"You ever see a guy....not quite dance? Like, he's moving, back and forth, he's just INCHES from dancing..." --also TJ Miller, from his story on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

[@vahnn0]

Dude's wife is so much more beautiful than Paris. Holy shit.

[@doozerchuck8625]

She ain't even in the same ballpark as Paris...are you sick in the eyes?

[@dhayrockdemore4668]

@@doozerchuck8625 paris is fake as fuck this girl is natural beauty inside and out. Youre just blinded by your balls and dick.

[@danbayes9483]

@@doozerchuck8625 I agree but Paris Hilton's feet are fuck off massive for a chick.

[@Ki11P0P1]

@@danbayes9483 why are u so worked up about her feet 😭

[@damienscullytoo]

its like im watching deadpool right now. He doesn't change at all

[@jonwu]

My favourite VICE shows: 1. Huang's World 2. Party Legends

[@MrPoouchy]

1. King of the Road 2. Huang's World 3. Party Legends*

[@jjtheslayer69]

action bronsons fun

[@jjtheslayer69]

balls deep dude goes tocrazt places too

[@eightball8008]

i loved big night out.. but dat shits over :(

[@iknowiknownothing6114]

1. ANCIENT FUCKN ALIENS

[@TheAdamguzman]

TJ ROCKS! I could listen to him tell stories for days! Lol

[@123eland]

Get this guy ON ancient aliens with Bronson

[@pkactus]

best part. coconut water product placement in a video about the superficiality of hollywood. classic TJ.

[@xDelfinoRubio]

Silicon Valley really has made TJ explode on the scene

[@robj2027]

That and Deadpool.

[@nontrivialdog]

cant forget yogi bear 3D

[@jamiecal11]

+T.Park the highest grossing live-action bear film of the 21st century, I believe.

[@gregorydiasmusic]

Live action THREE D Bear film. God Damn it people thats the biggest Selling point! FUCK!

[@zachbaker5259]

I love this dude. He kills everything he's in. His session on Hot Ones comes to mind.

[@biglakewheeler]

What about train rides?

[@aniima5335]

God she is so gorgeous!

[@JoesGLI]

For real damn. Drop jaw stunner....

[@GnarlzBarkley]

I came to comment the same thing

[@thebolivianguy64]

Beau Evans i didnt expect that... man...

[@whatdoiknowimjustatowel3974]

Dude Paris is ugly as fuck hahahahahahaha

[@dymmalowitz5465]

@@whatdoiknowimjustatowel3974 ahaha, maaan! fuck her, the dude won a fucking jackpot!

[@lessthantom2]

Do more TJ videos! I'll listen to this guy talk about almost anything.

[@daisychainbabe9957]

Damn, these two seem like the coolest married couple ever. Marriage goals

[@pokey99099]

Lol, man TJ gives zero fucks. Love this guy.

[@Alex-ub7tk]

THATS the kind of wife a smart man finds.

[@jxsilicon9]

Alex Hill Yea if you want a divorce.

[@maxjones9195]

I need to be punished

[@AskYaMommyBoutMeBoi]

No smart man enters a 50/50 situation

[@neomcdoom]

A pretty one? Yeah that takes a genius.

[@duyk8155]

his wife is way hotter then Paris Hilton

[@ellllllo77]

Notification from a two year old comment. Welcome back

[@Rumpleman]

Earla Weese tf u just say nigga

[@siberianTiger639]

@@earlaweese what does cisgender mean? Btw Paris isn't hot at all.

[@strongxhands]

Goddamn TJ's wife is fine

[@danlee3055]

I guess? She kinda gives me the closet-cat lady + overprotective gf vibes

[@super_genius]

+Daniel Lee honestly thought isnt overprotective better than someone who just doesnt give af

[@super_genius]

+TripleM neeeeeveerrmind i saw her i totally agree with you she has crazy eyes fuck that shit

[@gerunkwon2598]

flat tho but still fine

[@eliangarcia2486]

10/10 would respect

[@AozoraUltra2006]

Wow TJ, good work, keep it up

[@Odairu702]

proud of you

[@ianseurattan2084]

They need to do more of these!

[@ClayMcDonald]

"Rhinoceros Tusks" LMAO

[@antthomas7916]

Most of these party stories are pretty tame actually. I'm not even famous and I have better stories than this. Bushwick Bill seems like he knew how to party though.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

yeah i accidentally walked in on an orgy while drunk as shit at the players ball while getting this one dudes cocaine that my friend was gonna trade for some sushi later but we ended up NOT getting sushi and he somehow did the entire bag of cocaine and we never saw the guy again and we got a bunch of pictures of us putting all these funny hats on my other friend and trying to resuscitate him from his drunken stupor by using an ounce of weed as smelling salts... some of my other friends got to party and smoke up with snoops producers which sadly i did not but i did get to meet rich rick and rampage jackson was actually a dick to me, he saw a long haired white boy and instantly he's just like, hey, its justin beiber, and i was like ha, ha, laugh it up. good night though.

[@IgniteRespire22]

Can I come party with you?

[@antthomas7916]

Ben Hinman Exactly man, I have so many stories that started with me going to a simple house party that later evolved into a crazy banger with strippers on poles and bags of nose candy. Don't even get me started on my acid selling days. These celebs need to get on our level.

[@ronaldowens5025]

@@antthomas7916 the acid selling days ,yeah you know all about the weird then. No I'm not a angel why yes I think all of could merge into one entity if we had sex, 1 dude 5 chicks and a bed. Come to leave and the next time you see them sex is a given if it's 1 or all 5.

[@NegroTarantino]

Relationship goals.

[@mentor146]

Winter solstice this dude cracks me up

[@billcordell9797]

Great! How have I missed this guy

[@andydaniel7063]

Holy goddamn his wife is gorgeous!

[@user-eo7wx2zr4n]

crazy how money makes women lower their standards 😂😂😂😂

[@baronroaster404]

Which his did, right? I mean he got it with his talent in comedy

[@melchiando]

his wife is attractive, could find hotter at your local mall

[@miamivicemastermixer]

Andy Daniel she looks like shes from outer space

[@chynnhowe]

Honestly I would say I’m a decently attractive girl and I always thought this guy was really hott! But I may not think that if he wasn’t so funny so idk.

[@user-iz7zy7rx9t]

Dang.....MMMrs Miller

[@boltspeedman21]

nah mean

[@anonymousguy1188]

Is fucking scared of the outdoors apparently. Weird faced transparent chick.

[@noviceshredder9825]

Bahaha TJ is hilarious. Such a good sense of humor

[@TheHVermillz]

absolutely hilarious. 10/10 would watch more animated stories

[@kellyeverett8013]

U should see the one about that guy ninja from Die Antwoord

[@Estephan2013]

can I get a wife as cool as her? lol

[@christianterrill3503]

no

[@bitblazers9468]

become famous.

[@JackFHerrera]

“She’s kinda dancing she’s drunk she’s got her drink, she feels free. You can see it in her. She’s got that freedom. That self-conscious empty constantly self-criticizing freedom” lol idk why that made me laugh so hard

[@LR-wc3rq]

This video came out the same date (excluding the year) as the emoji movie. Which is a film TJ plays in.

[@JimmySlick]

We need more stories like these from different celebrities. Would be so entertaining

[@Bob-dz9kn]

I was thinking the exact opposite. These human cockroaches exist because of people like you, it makes me want to puke.

[@mehbobotorp2373]

Dude... TJ...... forget about Paris Hilton... your fucking wife is gorgeous, mate!!! Jesus Christ!!

[@chrisconnor5418]

when the wife comes in hes basically giving a big old "mic drop"

[@mikeymoonie4373]

I was at that party, it was definitely winter solstice.

[@thepsychicpeach8425]

This guy has one of the most iconic and recognizable voice

[@PartyboyDanny]

How can there be a show called PARTY LEGENDS that doesn’t feature me? I’m Partyboy Danny!

[@tiernanmcveigh4102]

He is just acting like himself in silicon valley!!

[@dissectasaurus3479]

alter table for the chanting huh? that some real spooky shit TJ, good shit

[@benmaldonado2264]

Does this guy have more stories?? I want more best story teller so far. 😁

[@jamescallahan7000]

Donny, were you even listening to the Dude's story?

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

His house looks like he moved in last week. But you know he's been there for years.

[@beatlefan06]

I’m literally just trying to figure out what that song is playing in the background of the party scene. Can’t find it anywhere.

[@Lex_Lotus]

This was my favorite scene from End Game.

[@HazeGreyAndUnderway]

TJ sell me some weed

[@brento.8900]

grandpa, stop.

[@mikhailadam6809]

Me too.

[@SpaceyCortex]

TJ is next level MJ. Tjiruana.

[@hiramabiff9545]

Anyone who needs it let me know.

[@SpaceyCortex]

Yes. May i have two needles of your finest cannabis please.

[@2Side2Side2]

I don't think he ever has to act in any role he plays. He's just himself.

[@monkeyfeed908]

i love how she just crushes it too lol.

[@saintable22]

Omg him and his wife are a match made in heaven

[@davyzardo3815]

who is the illustrator?

[@TIGERGUTS]

Me. Thanks.

[@GnarlyBroMr]

Winter in Hollywood isn't cold at akl

[@psycold]

People in Southern California are complete fucking pussies about weather, they put on jackets when it's 60 degrees.

[@GnarlyBroMr]

+psycold lol I can tan in 69 degree weather in Ohio

[@jmann2977]

I like that chair. Anyone know where it can be bought?

[@rickyj1]

Man I love TJ's class, he steals the show in SIlicon Valley.

[@MrSlicer2424]

I have watched that Gaunt gaint footed floozy flop around on on many dance floors in working in Vegas. You are lucky Pairs only gave you the brush. 😉

[@SimbaDaD0ll]

I want a soulmate that’ll crash coconut water bottles on my head🥺🥺

[@Piddles1]

"Cool bro you smoke weed?" "Fuck yeah I work at ABC Family." 100% that would be me

[@dmitrybahrt5931]

I like how he lives humble

[@CollegeKid2745]

nice product placement

[@ItzSooFluffehh]

i really wish i could watch the video but those flashing colors really can make someone have a seizure. just so yall know

[@desireeholloway3353]

That bookcase...awesome.

[@deemarty6618]

Ciz if the animations i subbed

[@Fillup82]

this video gave me epilepsy

[@xxvtcxx]

if this was just an elaborate advertisement for vita coconut waters, it worked... 'cause now, all I'm thinking about is drinking a Coco Café® Vanilla Latte Coconut Water.

[@DirtyPoopers]

dem beats is lit

[@rdcyclyst_wobblypeddles353]

I haven't even watched this yet but knowing him and his personality I can paint perfect picture of this in my head with incredibly vivid detail lmao! I feel like Teresea Kaputo 😂😂😂

[@Gamewith_Albertho]

Everyone is talking about how pretty his wife is, can we maybe give her some mad respect for her personality. She is so cool!

[@MickyAvStickyHands]

I think only a lunatic like TJ can combat the insanity of a redhead. It works.

[@staindman00]

The animation makes this Hilarious !

[@jameslaspesa6834]

That was fucking awesome! Chicago represent

[@demboyz808]

Is that a joint by his drink?

[@sezzy16]

oh yeah mate

[@charliezsdadzelejerk7237]

YES

[@EduardoRiter]

off course it is

[@ATW5O3]

no, it's crack

[@reinisstrautins8892]

I think it might be heroin

[@crittercosner2877]

Damn that chick was mesmerizing. That hair and her eyes... oh yeah.

[@AlgorhythmKid]

WOW! What a party legend.

[@ronmiller811]

Love This!

[@Gandolfini666]

"the eiffel tower is closed "

[@Left.Lane.Loiterer]

Real question: Is his wife a cyborg of some sort?

[@TIGERGUTS]

Yes. I am 010011100011101 ( bite me )

[@CS-sf1rz]

Yup

[@adriangarza91ag]

Was expecting so much more

[@ham9441]

Have you seen a Canadian on vacation south? could be 72 outside but room temp is still good for a swim lmao

[@funny-video-YouTube-channel]

Let's hope his wish will become true, and he will dance in Paris ! Best time for vacation is around May, I think.

[@screwfaceclub]

aww I ❤️ his wife

[@kylesanders3129]

Everyone over here drooling over K8.

[@brandonimperial5432]

"Eric Bachman your refrigerator is running" **Jing Xiang voice

[@TheSyndmeister]

So that's Miss Miller.....

[@supernewuser]

Lol he has a little mirror of coke next to his joint and drink.

[@cti190]

no

[@visigothic67]

Nahh you may be too young to know this, but once upon a time you could smoke inside and since you don't have grass or dirt to ash into in your house, they would have these ashtrays, which are just trays specifically for ash. So that's what the round thing is that you think is a little mirror.

[@supernewuser]

visigothic67 uh huh. I smoke an ounce per week indoors so I'm aware of what an ash tray looks like. That could certainly be one. I only saw it in the clip before he blocked it again with his drink at around 4:47 and it looked like a thin mirror'd dish with white powder that has been collected near one side. It could certainly be a lighting illusion, but his whole setup seemed more hilarious with a little mirror in there.

[@danoreilly4301]

i was looking for a mirror for so long.... thats 100% an ashtray

[@batmanslegion]

+supernewuser no you don't. You're 14 and lying on the internet about what drugs you do

[@Tom-vy3cb]

Love this guy he is so funny

[@LastOfTheBret]

What's the funky song in the beginning?

[@maggienikunen]

This needs a seizure warning

[@JahSun711]

This is like the new dad bod... The "I've given in to laziness and indulgence bod." Hollywood where are the healthy funny people? lol #JoeRogan

[@zacthegunguy899]

Tj you that man!

[@chewinggumsandwich2341]

cant wait for the emoji movie good job!!!!

[@MehmetOezil]

TJ Miller doesn't know what nonplussed means.

[@cstubbssubs7746]

MehmetOezil it can be a synonym for nonchalant in America. basically means unbothered

[@strangeradios]

@@cstubbssubs7746 there's a difference between a synonym, and a word being mistakingly used as a synonym. nonplussed means perplexed; confused. nowhere does it mean nonchalant, despite the fact a lot of people make that mistake.

[@FMWCelt]

I'm not that familiar with TJ, but I'll say two things for him: He's a good storyteller, because he was able to pull a lot of entertainment out of an event where not a lot actually happened. That's a compliment, not a knock: There's a knack to being able to find the humour in places where others wouldn't see it and he has it. Secondly, wow, the wife/gf. At first I was thought "wow fella, you hit above your weightclass on that one", but then I kept watching and you can kinda see they're vibing off each other and they just have that natural chemistry good couples have, so even though we just got a brief view of it, I'll go as far as to say they seem like a cute couple. Like, they're pretty much finishing each other sentences here.

[@mikemaceda3222]

In the beginning, it felt and looked like watching MTV Cribs 😁

[@deathmetalhell]

this is the best one