The Top 5 Best Ways Joe Swanson Has Become Paralyzed

#familyguy #joeswanson

[@Idk_XyZ]

Just give this man legs for a solid 6 episodes

[@divnacuk1]

Some episodes are solid unlike his legs

[@AdiDaBadi25]

​@@divnacuk1 💀

[@Leostar-Regalius]

did you not see how he acted when he had them? he became a complete asshat and even tries to replace his friends, i wold feel bad about him leaving bonnie, but they're relationship has become so toxic that him leaving with legs would be a good thing

[@heh650]

​@@Leostar-Regalius I would say that him replacing his friends was good because he wanted to do things that his friends were too lazy to do so he went with people who worked out with their legs more and did many things Joe could not do before. He is just be exploring the world with legs and his friends were not physically or mentally able to keep up with him.

[@BestMarsh]

​@@heh650 Your friends probably don't trust you

[@heptagramm]

There should be an entire season where he's just normal and no one seems to give a fuck and in the end he's paralyzed again

[@gloonger]

like when kenny dies for a whole season and comes back and no one cares in south park?

[@rep9303]

@@gloonger I was about to say

[@heptagramm]

@@gloonger exactly

[@JmKrokY]

Yes

[@baconwooper6555]

​@@gloonger I was about to say!

[@Soul-Ston3]

Don't forget the hospital not paying to recover his legs

[@lautarosilva5272]

The very first time.

[@garyisaacson123]

That was his family who had to pay.

[@anuragkoley1683]

Why would the hospital pay the patient ?

[@bsantos315]

@@garyisaacson123 no it was the insurance company

[@alexzandereisman6602]

There going with beeeeeee

[@Connor-ONeill]

#5. Bonnie TRIED to paralyze him. She kept on missing, so Joe told her to give him the gun and he'd do it himself.

[@HiHi_YT]

Y’all really out here ranking top 5 ways to paralyze someone 💀

[@MAS39324]

It will be effective though

[@Lucasjj2010]

@@MAS39324 hol up

[@RJGamesss]

It actually was two trains that ran over his legs not just one

[@squidinkcookieworksatmcdon5850]

​@@MAS39324Bro what you planning

[@-Bogo-]

Bro has more origin stories for his legs being broken than all superheroes combined 💀

[@hat4621]

He only has 2

[@DARK_AMBIGUOUS]

Number 3 was real. Up until one episode we were told number 1 was real. Number 2 wasn't joe but instead a different character made similar to joe in a parody episode. Number 5 was after he got a leg transplant, and number 4 was when he got hit by someone when sledding which somehow fixed his legs for 5 seconds until Kevin hit him

[@herowither12354]

@@DARK_AMBIGUOUS Number One was a made up story told to children. Not ever intended to be real.

[@Maple_The_Syrup]

Joe's legs aren't actually the problem. In an episode we see Joe and Peter exchange a vertebrae. So the reason Joe can't walk is because his spine is fucked up

[@patogmo2201]

That's only one of the reasons, I don't think you've noticed how inconsistent family guy is. Like all characters died at least 3 times and in the next episode they're all live and well again

[@borozdina79]

​@@patogmo2201 I mean it is mostly a comedy

[@JmKrokY]

Hmmm

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

@@borozdina79 they even somehow managed to fail being funny

[@borozdina79]

@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 wydm I like family guy

[@Venom-xd9st]

What a title to a short 😂

[@JmKrokY]

Bruh

[@yungbruhjuswantpeace]

I know he already was paralyzed at this point but when Peter and Meg were in the tank and ran his legs over and they said he looked like a half empty toothpaste 😂

[@yellowbananago]

Joe's legs are Family Guy's Kenny

[@user-skankhunt4242]

“Now I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair!” “No you’re not.” 💥

[@vpap4ever]

Joe: Walks. Everyone else: And I took that personally.

[@vincelombardi113]

I love it’s just become a running jag that the universe wants Joe to be crippled…the one second he can walk…boom something happens😂

[@Random_Youtuber_Tracy]

"No you're a crippled hitler"

[@Leostar-Regalius]

well, except the episode when he actually gets his legs back for awhile, he became a complete jerk to his friends and tried to replace them and tried to leave bonnie, though with how things are, maybe him and bonnie should separate

[@TalexTheLich]

This man got paralyzed *5* fucking times

[@thejail_berd8731]

More than that

[@leoflorida95]

Honorable mention: when he was an octopus in his past life

[@drago4441]

thanks for putting the big red arrow next to the criminal, I had no idea which one was the criminal

[@unlawfulbl9516]

Kevin knocking joe back to paralysation is the funniest thing. God gave him legs for two seconds then set him back to default😂

[@Spaceings]

The kevin swanson one is probably the most realistic one, since in one episode, joe says that he would pay peter 10$ for his L4 vertibre, which means his spine is damaged, not his legs. That means he probably fell on his head, which happens when kevin pushed him

[@michelx2483]

He was paralysed before that, they had an accident and he could move his legs again then Kevin paralysed him again

[@hat4621]

He got shot in the back

[@zeldaman1411]

I guess the grinch stole his legs 💀💀💀

[@Crazygamer-sq1zt]

i know it’s technically lieutenant dan but the forrest gump episode where his legs just get melted off by bullets is pretty funny

[@pricechaos873]

Not related but Peter running Joes legs over with a tank then calling him half a toothpaste is probably the funniest scene

[@athargavril2300]

That one episode where they're at war and then the enemy's shot a barrage of bullet into both of his legs, but leaves anything else without a scratch 🙃

[@angyphoenix4983]

Never seen any bullet hole scars, it’s gotta be the grinch

[@vinashak2048]

The one I found most hilarious was in that Vietnam War episode, where machine gun fire completely chopped his legs off

[@tinkthelink]

Joe not being able to use his legs is a canon event at this point

[@peko3497]

and yet he was still paralyzed when he was in kindergarten

[@tbazz95]

I like the time he was an octopus, and immediately got all of his legs eaten by a passing shark.

[@loading..8952]

Naww number 1 has to be when he got ran over by the tank Peter had 😂

[@raulchavez919]

I always wanted a list of events done by every character in this series

[@elenacox8439]

if you do this to kenny for the amount of times he’s died we’d be here forever

[@dylanbartlett8621]

Actually 2 trains

[@queentrending6203]

“What an odd clustered train schedule!”

[@eliottdeletraz97]

The most suitable scene is when he tries to arrest a criminal and got injured in the process.

[@SpinAttackLink]

#3 has been confirmed to be the canon way joe was paralyzed

[@SRGProductions]

No, he was confirmed to have a spinal injury, which is why he can’t walk.

[@SpinAttackLink]

@@SRGProductions yes he got shot in the spine the narrator said it wrong

[@blackdude4767]

Joe was just too badass with legs.

[@TheJurassicPyro]

KZbin recommendations: “TOP FIVE WAYS A CARTOON CHARACTER BECAME A CRIPPLE!!!”

[@nicktroisi6347]

“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice” -The Joker, Batman The Killing Joke (1988)

[@Colin-bowser]

You missed that one time they reenacted Shawshank Redemption and joe played the character Boggs. If you seen the movie or the episode, you know

[@picklesandwich440]

This channel be finding the most random shit in family guy but I love it

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

“‘NOTHER TRAIN!!!”

[@Jinx_1981]

I like when he's an octopus and a shark passes by and eats all of his tentacles

[@Lover_boy554]

He also fell off a street light while being drunk

[@Megaman6924]

It was about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he’s hilarious. The sailor. But then again he was never meant to be funny.

[@spartanknight2976]

The one that makes more sense is Joe being undercover as the others is when Joe was at Cohog when he was already in a wheelchair when he moved there.

[@TylerTheObserver]

Technically, #5 isn't how he became paralysed he was already paralysed, but she re-paralyzed him

[@timbax3267]

I like the Misery one where he's upset about having to be a cripple for the rest of his life and Stewie was all like, "No, you're not!" 😂

[@AngelGotGames]

When peter ate the legs

[@yannipurnamasari8503]

"REVEREND" "REVEREND?!"

[@yazanshora9643]

peter also ate his legs once😂😂

[@welcome_theguest]

My man got back 5 time his legs and God say no 💀 💀

[@vibin369_YT]

You forgot joe octopus 😂

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Getting shot by a criminal I think is the cannon explanation

[@HarvoSpoon]

joe's legs are probably toggled on-off by touch because of how often he's switched between recovered and re-paralyzed

[@Indonator]

6: by a car accident during the mission 7: when peter gave him challange to give his vertebra back

[@user-gy7pv4vm1d]

Even in one of the episodes he was paralized as a child

[@TheCobaltSword]

Joe in the Vietnam War:

[@KlayThompsonFitnessOfficial]

Getting ran over by a tank has left the chat:

[@goofydog69]

He was Paralazied By that time

[@tankspanzer9572]

Did you forget when peter eat joe feet while they're stranded at sea

[@PodcastViceVersa]

Don't forget when he chased that guy who tried to claim the money Stewie, meg and Chris was going insane bout

[@garchynx]

3 is my head canon on how he’s paralyzed

[@hezronethan8403]

He's a true hero

[@PhantoMace2012]

#2 …. Then after that his legs got run over again by “ANOTHER TRAAAAIIIN!!!”

[@ballisticmanna5971]

I'm pretty sure the criminal was actually the most certified and canon one.

[@One_piece_fan_luffy]

Peter ate his legs once

[@crownedking_cj8890]

The last one is how I remember him losing his legs

[@muhammadzohaan1532]

The military episode where Peter is Forrest Gump has to be top 5

[@yume2727]

The title gives me *25+ Best Knee Surgery Memes* vibes like 🚫🧢 dawg

[@bensell982]

There's also the episode where Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire get stranded on an island and Peter eats Joe's legs. When they're rescued they are able to surgically give him new legs, but the donor was also handicapped.

[@carterd5364]

I think Joe’s a good example of why we shouldn’t be afraid to make wheelchair jokes. They make fun of him so many times, but because of it, I honestly forget that he’s in a wheelchair😂

[@bego14]

Number 3 is the one that feels right for some reason

[@dragongamer3245]

Latterly, bro has so many ways he lost his legs😂

[@TRRGuero]

And also when Joe lost his legs in a war backstory

[@yellowbananago]

He got run over by two trains in the Stand By Me parody lol

[@diandreblaizewadetan839]

Peter ate his legs when they were lost

[@James.Oakleaf]

The third time was the real deal

[@Super_Boyo]

Fred the fish: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[@monkeycat48]

The Grinch story was by far interesting, but however, it was revealed now officially canon that Joe made it up because he was embarrassed. Not sure if this was the work of new writers or they just forgot? Either way it kind of makes me a little irritated now when I look back on past episodes like where Joe is having a breakdown at the bar after failing to capture the perp stealing from the yard sale. Then there is, of course when he tells the story, I almost kind of feel like I want to go full on flap jack right there, and call him out similar to how he spoke to Captain K’nuckels

[@Daiyan12]

Bro watch 5 sec ads to heal his leg 💀

[@ritamiller3048]

Don’t forget when he told quagmire that he had been eating a chocolate bar for every day for 25 years straight

[@kaiser2519]

Someone actually unparalized joe. Kevin just paralyzed him again. 💀

[@RudiW1510]

"Cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple!"

[@emilbrunsborg5294]

I feel bad for him lol

[@DonaldTheScottishTwin57646]

And yet, these flashbacks are gonna be contradicted.

[@ZaidQala]

His legs deserve an Oscar

[@troodon1096]

I haven't watched the show long enough or in enough detail to realize there wasn't one set explanation as to how he got paralyzed. I just assumed that his fight with the Grinch was the singular canon explanation.

[@ftcseason3124]

#1 When Peter ran over his legs with a tank and told him he looked like a half empty Toothpaste 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@spamasubie]

Damn bro got smoke with da grinch💀

[@metalclawsteelheart]

Fun fact, #3 is the canon way joe lost his legs, the rest were either alt universes, or joe re-losing his legs after he got them back

[@2ygoat826]

The third one is canon to me

[@melon_gaming7374]

The fact that he’s not dead

[@SportsUltimate-md9dz]

Man forgot about when he went to war and got absolutely murdered by like 500 bullets

[@bloc388]

Grinch is the rlly the way he broke his legs

[@Shadow_assassin08]

Don't forget about the Vietnam one 😂

[@tog9341]

the forest gump parody

[@Shadow_assassin08]

@@tog9341 yes 😂

[@lotlolota]

@@Shadow_assassin08 what was the shows name i forgot

[@bradybeckman8273]

he was already paralyzed for most of those

[@ultimateyoutubera1683]

That last one was a oversaturation story

[@Warzeye]

Dont forget the time in that one episode where Peter ate his legs when they were stranded in the middle of the sea

[@andresneira637]

You forget when he was in prison and the guards broke his legs. It was in the same episode the train crushed his legs twice.

[@Poomisey]

The last one was a stand by me reference

[@memenazi7078]

The octopus, there’s so many more but im too hi to name em all

[@shekinahpetalver2538]

The train one was a stand by me reference

[@FishAnvil]

The worst one was definitely #4, he crashes before Kevin and accidentally fixes his spine, and immediately after he stands up he gets paralyzed again.

[@CatioDogomy]

They forgot the one in the forest Gump episode.