The Tree Stooges | The Glass Cannon Podcast C2 E7 | Pathfinder 2E Gatewalkers

The heroes attempt to infiltrate Bolan's stronghold among the trees.
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[@mzc_crazy3769]

It is hard for me to put into words how much I love the Glass Cannon Network.

[@paulfoth]

My high school mascot? Yeah, the Tornadoes, which became official in 1940, a year after one in the area carved a path 25 miles long and killed 9 people. I don't know if the school took the name to appease some weather god or because the Fighting Ebola was already taken, but there it is.

[@Faeral_Cat]

Shut up! Did you go to Butler High School?!?! Cuz the Tornadoes was MY high school mascot!!!

[@benjaminnicholas5759]

Right after Hurricane Harvey in Houston, the new high school in my district voted on their mascot: the Hurricanes.

[@motrous]

Yeah, my kid's high-school became the tornadoes after one from a hurricane destroyed the school or the gym or both. That's just a thing people do.

[@Gargs454]

Topics I never expected in the same conversation: Blippi and Rex Grossman, only on Glass Cannon. 😂

[@Thanatos--]

That intro, you did it again. How can I stop talking about it. Skid's: "I' drink too!" gesture... what a party boy.

[@samkeith647]

Excellent episode. Chemistry is palpable, banter is tip top. Missed the beginning and first few years of Giant Slayer, happy to be here from the beginning and spending the next few years with my favorite people

[@TheGlassCannon]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

Agreed, same. I'm listening through Gslayer on my car trips, while here for C2.

[@russellcharlton7814]

Australia doesn't have school mascots, but we do have the Wiggles.

[@falcon989]

Back in the 30s, Walt Disney let a girls’ Catholic high school in Philly, JW Hallahan, use Mickey Mouse as their mascot for as long as they wanted! Unfortunately, the school closed in 2021, but for decades they go to use one of the most iconic characters in history as their mascot for free.

[@ProxyResearch]

I know there are a lot of voices complaining about how long these intros are, how long it takes for you guys to get into the game. Please don't change. This is how most rpg tables look like, just shoot shit until you want to play, we need this kind of way of playing to make ppl understand what it looks like to play rpg's with friends.

[@eldergoblinhobboblin]

We have a coffee shop here (Asheville) that makes a drink called a "Wake the Hell up Rick James" and it's a Coke over ice with vanilla and two shots of espresso. Best hangover drink ever.

[@casualtuna2914]

Best episode of the show so far! Intense role-play, crit-filled combat, deviant abilities! Got everything in one ep!

[@tylermckay2586]

Attack of Opportunity should trigger whenever an enemy moves in a square that is within that player's reach. On page 474 of the Core Rulebook you can see an example of this. So it doesn't trigger when first entering the first square of a player's reach, but any additional movement that isn't a Step will trigger the Attack of Opportunity. It's not quite like DnD5e where they need to leave your reach to trigger it.

[@emac2759]

Look into 2e rules, not everything has AoO

[@criminalmatrix6]

either edition bleed or house rule.

[@kwagmeijer26]

Attack of Opportunity triggers upon leaving a square, not entering it, so it does not trigger when entering into range. it triggers moving between two squares that are threatened or from a threatened square to a non-threatened square, but not from a non threatened square to a threatened square.

[@kimchung864]

@@kwagmeijer26 Exactly. Nowhere in the rules it says entering, it says: "A creature within your reach ... leaves a square during a move action it’s using." But the question was totally irrelevant because it also says: "Once your first turn begins, you gain your actions and reaction." No reaction, no AoO.

[@kwagmeijer26]

@@kimchung864 GM can determine if players or creatures have their reaction before their initiative based on circumstances, which seemed kinda like the driving motive behind Sydney's question about it.

[@walteringle2258]

Myrtle Beach is named for how well myrtle trees grew there. They have a distinctive smell were introduced into England by Sir Walter Raleigh, along with oranges. He was kind of an invasive species "Johnny Appleseed". I grew up in the Carolinas. Myrtles are ornamental. They generally do jack in comparison to the apple and pear trees that were not invasive but took care to get good yields, but once a decade made you wish the compost heap was not in your back yard. To me, Dr. Pepper tastes like cherry cough syrup mixed with licorice. Two flavors I lost interest in in my childhood.

[@russellcharlton7814]

Dr Pepper is just plain gross

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

Dr Pepper is the great drink, after Sambuca (licorice haha) and water (actually great)

[@jackhelsdown4753]

I did NOT expect Steezy Grossman discourse on the GCP. I really do love you weirdos

[@evilkep7390]

Legally dr pepper isn't a soda its a "pepper type drink" look it up, its how they sued pepsi into using their bottling plants

[@boutilier315]

No Dr Pepper isn’t “cola” legally they had to prove that they weren’t cola so they wouldn’t be sued

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

I once interviewed an ex employee of Dr P. Turns out it’s close to raspberry cola.

[@mitchdaniels5766]

a spiked myrtle beach is a Colorado Bulldog. One of my favorite cocktails. I highly recommend it. 1 oz vodka, 1 oz coffee liqueur, 1oz half n half, 1 to 2 oz cola on the rocks.

[@J0rdan1987]

41:23 you can have a goose at Troys screen.

[@nathanhalashewski5217]

That bant was top notch! Haha you guys are hilarious.

[@aliasalias8681]

“Stick around for the end, we’ll do cocktails” Cool story, bro, I’m already drunk.

[@bobsjobisfob]

alright thats it, i'm sick of just *WALKING!* I'M GATE-*_RUNNING_* AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!!

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

‘Cause tramps like us, Baby we were born to RUN!!!

[@upsidely]

Between the Freudian slip from T-Bone and Joe's vigorous arm at 54:08 this got real weird😂

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

I loved this ep, Sydney's natural catisms are hilarious. Loved Matt's acting along with the cover story/dress up, super natural, would've awarded a hero point for that, or let Matt roll bluff to Aid Joe's diplomacy. Skid is always top notch, Boggles is an very good take of "peepsqueek with power". Joe's "gut reaction grab" was cool. And Kate's just badass. Oh ... and is there someone I'm missing? I heard they got some new guy, a "Trent Lovely?" Yeh that one can have a strong 2. He seems alright :P Kidding, you lot always pull me all the way in, and I ALWAYS want more when we get told "see you next week." No, I want more now! 2 hours would be the sweet spot methinks, my 2c.

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

Ours was Jesus but he didn't make it to any sports day, funnily enough.

[@kazen5907]

This place is Ewok Village Escape From New York.

[@aws1776]

Diet Dr. Pepper, Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum, lime - “Mah Porch Drink”

[@sertaki]

the voice acting in this one was extremely on point. Love it!

[@SheppiTSRodriguez]

Joe: Plus NINE??? - Bro, fighters xD

[@treybryner3229]

Re: Produce Flame and persistent: The persistent damage on a crit is variable every round. It's 1d4 that's rolled every round at the end of the enemy's turn, not rolled once and then "that's the persistent damage."

[@buchor9455]

The Myrtle Beach sounds like what we used to call Jet Fuel back in my restaurant days. Half coke, half coffee, creamer, hella sugar. Chug chug chug and that got you through those rough weekend night shifts.

[@kwagmeijer26]

you roll each time on persistent damage, not once when it is applied, so for produce flame, you would roll 1d4 at the end of each turn the persistent damage is active rather than rolling a 4 when applied and thus doing 4 damage each time.

[@DangDale]

35:41 "You look like a woman with those wounds" LMAO

[@acdeichman]

Great ep! Everyone nailing it great energy

[@thatJoshieJosh]

Hot dang, I'm gonna need to try this Myrtle Beach mix. Remember when there was a stint in Giant Slayer when the guys were supposed to reveal recipes for meals they enjoyed making? Was it a Minnesota brisket or something for Troy? Can we get a smaller scoped stint in GW with the crew trying different mixed drinks, alcoholic or otherwise?

[@Hateradio247]

It was a Mississippi Pot Roast, made with powdered ranch dressing mix and peperoncini's, which is amazing by the way.

[@Dynme]

18:40 I was also in a highschool with the crusaders as a mascot. Even ignoring the other questionable implications, it always struck me as odd that we'd use the crusaders as a mascot when so many of the crusades failed. Bonus points, our colors were blue and gold.

[@JacksonOwex]

I mean, they reenact Civil War battles in the South!

[@scottses3]

Yeah it's awesome

[@scottses3]

1 was successful. 1 failed. The main objective of the 3rd failed but was still successful overall. Irks me the historical ignorance people have on this subject. The whole region was Christian for centuries before Islam came and conquered and colonized. But somehow the crusaders are the bad guys and the peaceful Muslims who were actively trying to conquer Europe at the time were the good guys.

[@prosocial_lad]

I'm a reasonably big nba fan. I'm watching the lakers and suns right now as I watch this. I fired up the episode thinking, "oh I'll just listen to it like a podcast like I usually would..." and I am struggling to pay any attention to the suns/lakers season opener. That is all to say, you guys have a very good product here.

[@SatoruBonchiry]

23 different flavors, one great taste. Established in 1889

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

I listen to GCN when I’m in Cali, I listen when imma just across the river in NJ! BTW Kate brought the GUN show! That muscularity (obscure Bardic reference)

[@TheAtomicSpoon]

Lucky's bonespur blades remind me of Baraka from Mortal Kombat.

[@Oleg-dp2fh]

I believe Longbow is Deadly d10 (deals additional d10 damage on a crit). Zephyr could have finished the combat a bit earlier. Great job everyone, looking forward to the next episode!.. And learn your rules, I am rooting for you 👍❤😜

[@EOBgraphics]

Kates face at the beginning is priceless.

[@jamesaydelotte8666]

I am biting a fist with these milk and Pepsi references

[@jameseichinger7262]

I understood that reference!

[@datonkallandor8687]

Do the weird crits also skip effects that trigger on crits normally? Bow crits have deadly for example (assuming a normal bow). That's a lot of effects to miss out on on a crit.

[@EsquilaxM]

No they just forget. New campaign and such

[@wookiee8544]

Troy totally gave me Skeletor vibes with his voice work this episode lmao love it.

[@_claymore]

I wonder what Skid meant when he said he's bummed about a Psychic thing.. 🤔

[@Scales3040]

I also want to know! I was thinking of doing Psychic the next time I played.

[@user-jl4vk8ll5n]

you should shrink skid's token to be small size instaed of medium size.

[@Concret3Cowboy]

GCC is so good!

[@TrainerNomed]

Troy's absolutely right. Captain Morgan lime-spiced rum and Dr. Pepper is an incredible combination. 👌

[@SamuRyan858]

Look at that grinning Irishman!

[@redenergygaming]

Intro slaps so fucking hard 👏🎺

[@jthancock]

So what we've learned today is that Lucky is Baraka from Mortal Kombat but a cat.

[@jayteamoriarty-writer7534]

Barakat?

[@matthew_thefallen]

the intro talking part is a favourite of mine on your shows, it gives depth to you players and it's nuts ahaha What are you folk drinking there in the states wtf!!????

[@iamded.]

1:05:54 Here's your next Short, GCN!

[@treymclemore3418]

Having mostly listening to this campaign as a podcast and only now seeing how names are spelled here’s what I thought I heard Buggles’ name was: 1. Bubbles 2. Buttles 3. Bungles 4. Buddles 5. Bundles

[@michaelmunsey5660]

I went to OSU for grad school. While living in Columbus my friends and I would frequent a hot dog themed restaurant named Dirty Frank’s. They mixed orange juice and whiskey and called the Buckaroo Bonzai. I appreciated the reference and the drink was pretty good too. And apparently the word “obnubilate” derives from the Latin word “nubes,” which means “cloud.” It’s related to the words “nebula” and “nebulous” :)

[@TheJules0202]

Wait... I have listened to the audio podcast until this episode and always thought the singing on crits was a soundboard... You are actually singing! 😍

[@TheGlassCannon]

It's a sing-along!

[@Johnny_Hipp]

For years my Dad never let me live down my classic Tab soda incident when I was little and first learning to read. I looked at The label which read "Sugar Free", and thought to myself that's dumb. And started spooning sugar into a 2 liter bottle which instantly turned into a reverse rocket spraying the floor, ceiling, and the entire kitchen in Tab. Even after some serious deep cleaning, the entire floor was still movie theater sticky for quite a long time.

[@jsa66]

Mixologist chiming in on the laverne and shirley reference. Milk & pepsi is a "cheap" variation on an NYC classic, an Egg Cream, just cola instead of chocolate syrup and club soda.

[@jthancock]

When I worked in ~fine dining~ we had a drink behind the scenes that we called a “hot Carl” where we just mixed a cup of regular drip coffee with an equal part of Coca Cola and drank it as fast as you can. It was lukewarm because the coke was cold and the coffee was hot. Before you ask, no, it was not good.

[@drop_that_bass]

Eagles, Eagles, Bulldogs, Flames 😂

[@Perkelenaattori]

On the topic of throwing feces, there was a one shot theatre show in my hometown during the 80's which made national news since they finished the show by throwing their own feces all over the audience. One of the newspaper pictures was of a theatre critic who's eyeglasses were covered in brown stuff. Funniest thing is that the cast are still famous actors/directors here.

[@kionkick911]

Now I have a drink for the weekend.

[@coleriedel751]

1. Seven kids here, no screens. Maybe MAYBE a family movie 2-3 times a week 2. Disarrono + Dr.Pepper (50:50]

[@superwhovianfreak3029]

We were the Christian Cougars in HS. Really doesn't hold up over time 😂😂

[@renaissancenovice7202]

lol!

[@DaSkwire]

I'm with Joe: Fan-ta as in football fan 🙂

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

Fanta has a dark history - Nazi Germany if I recall

[@alcahuetasanonymous]

Omg Skid’s HS mascot was the rebels? In South Burlington VT, perchance?

[@Brusir]

Elementary - Roadrunners Middle - Vikings High - Trojans College - Terriers

[@cameronpurves5734]

I am so glad that I found another dad in Troy who doesn't mind some Blippi. My wife regrets the day we introduced him into our household and has nothing but resentment towards him. The feces revelation didn't help...

[@cameronpurves5734]

Unrelated, I am loving the new campaign. The cast and production are stellar, and Troy is a great GM as always.

[@user-gp4xv7fx5g]

Mascots: Grade school: Tartars, High School: Bruins, Undergrad: Pioneers, Grad School: None official/unofficial Big Red Bear. Agree: Graduate school is stupid. The sort of people who march into a "heavily fortified elevated facility of death." (When you have 100k in student loans, you might as well.)

[@JohnCook3d]

Mustangs, Tigers, Eagles, Rainbow Zebras

[@maximeperreault1877]

Does the cap of Troy is still available in the store? I'm trying to get it, but can't find it. Thanks!

[@KillerKabel]

It's nice that Pathfinder has a Critical Role too. And Mercer is hotter in this one.

[@dmeep]

you kept calling captain morgan and dr pepper for captain dr pepper when captain pepper was right there in front of you...

[@wade138]

I used to drink Jim Beam with Dr. Pepper. That was a delicious drink.

[@worldsofwonder72]

Guess Glass Cannon Live will *not* be coming to Myrtle Beach any time soon...

[@tjp45]

Bruh there's a place here that will make you a Dr. Pepper with cherry flavor and half and half cream. Its so good.

[@paperwatt]

We got to "vote" on our elementary school mascot too. I was one of the first group of students to go to the new school and each kid got to draw art and say why their new mascot should win. While I admit my dolphins pick probably wasn't the coolest, the "teachers" suggested the mascot that one in the end. It was a while back so maybe I forgot, but I sure don't remember seeing a vote count. And it was that day I knew I couldn't trust elections. /s

[@stephenkelly18]

I listen/watch to so many podcasts, and most would annoy me if they spent too long off topic. And yet, GCP spends 20+ minutes talking about blippi, terrible mix drinks, school mascots, and I'm almost disappointed when the game actually starts. I love it.

[@kimchung864]

1:05:23 No you can't use your Reactive Strike. It wasn't your turn yet and you only gain your actions and reactions at the beginning of your turn. "Once your first turn begins, you gain your actions and reaction."

[@keegs5632]

I went to a Catholic Jr/Sr High School and our mascot was a Crusader too.

[@La_Lente_Oscura]

Espresso and Dr Pepper sounds good. I often drink espresso with lemonade, gin and tonic with lots of lime, or other citrus fruit juice.

[@evilkep7390]

I don't know about this drink but the other day I mixed pre made starbucks vanilla late and dr pepper its good. Like a float with huge kick

[@IskarJarek]

you hush your mouth joey obrien is a saint. also id love for syd and troy to workshop a cocktail and call it the TPK.

[@piethefood6833]

Wow did Skidd go to South High School?

[@IRINIKIL]

Go birds

[@TheThinkingDead]

Anathema Capodicasa

[@onyxdragonlady9928]

I have no memory of jr high or high school or college mascots. I remember elementary. The Lynx. Now I wanna google.

[@tyguy5635]

Who remembers Coke Black??

[@eriktyrrell424]

56:14 Hey, that's a (starving abused) Yazirian. They must have switched to Star Frontiers.

[@eriktyrrell424]

and one minute later we get a Vrusk!

[@johnbice2149]

So i grabbed a Myrtle Beach at my local sonic and its okay...

[@NerdishNature]

Out of context episode spoiler “Antium was an ancient coastal town in Latium, south of Rome.”

[@quark12000]

What was Kate's college mascot?

[@JosephEMercado]

Sydney 😍

[@sharxboy]

1:08:00, it is the 4th. One for Kate, one for Syd and 2 for Matthew! Yes, I keep stats on podcasts...nerd alert!! On the other side, no Natty 1s for the attacking players yet.

[@sharxboy]

1:10:13 compiling

[@sharxboy]

1:26:10 compiling

[@stevenguidry7652]

Really wanted to hate the new theme song but damn it hits

[@destroybot3000]

1:06:03 Clip that

[@maxmordor188]

It keeps going @1:39:44

[@cbo2864]

Joe needs to google how to say fanta

[@megamagnet1]

My high school mascot is STILL the Indians. But it's a backwoods Georgia town full of stereotypical smalltowners, so I doubt it'll ever change. 😅

[@ianthrower8744]

Mathew on soda: "By all accounts, when I did drink it I drank Dr. Pepper." He doesn't just not drink it; HE DENIES ANY MEMORY OF IT. lololol That is some hardcore doubling down there!

[@scottses3]

If you think the Crusaders is problematic you should probably open a history book.

[@Sam_but_not_really]

Volley is such a stupid way to nerf longbows. Ridiculous idea. Just make it have a trait opposite to Agile and make shortbow Agile, nerf achieved without reaching for something so unimmersive and disrupting.

[@megharvey176]

I dont like Dr. Pepper. It gives me hiccups

[@michaelkentros5120]

People actually drink Dr Pepper? They stopped making it here for good reason...

[@BlueSapphyre]

Dr Pepper is the official drink of Fansville.