“You go ahead and sleep tonight.. I’m not , the spider saw my face”😂😂😂😂
@meghanmcneill53652 жыл бұрын
"I used one towel a month and you use 9 a day" 😭So funny and so spot on! 😂
@gloria26194 жыл бұрын
Captain Evil We love ya! We know jokes are exaggerations of real life moments.
@jessc88884 жыл бұрын
Gloria ~ Yes! These two make real life moments so hilarious with their Comedy!!
@Atomic_Mayhem214 жыл бұрын
Yeah..... exaggerations
@userofkrk21994 жыл бұрын
“Jokes? This is a documentary!” 😂
@ldv024 жыл бұрын
Ahmad Rahat 🤣🤣🤣
@crystalsylvestertobeto6352 жыл бұрын
Nope not jokes serious but they make it work she doesnt want to be a doormat and he doesnt want to be taken advantage of because of his money ok einstein?
@Itisfinished20244 жыл бұрын
The spin he puts on everyday issues is genuis. I hope this guy blows up so captain evil doesn't have to do "the laaaundryy" Anymore hahaha
@Elizabeth_Rojas4 жыл бұрын
The laundry struggle is real LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣💗✌🙋♀️
@BrianDauzat4 жыл бұрын
After watching Steve, I thought he was talking about my wife. I was like, holly shit is she cheating on me with this guy? But then I watched Captain Evil and was like phew, she's not my wife. She makes the rules but they dont apply to her. We argue over laundry, I'm the guy outside the bar under a tree on the phone, she never answers my calls, I can keep going and relate on almost everything Steve is saying. You're Awesome Steve and I Love your comedy!
@twotimesbam2 жыл бұрын
She’s cheating on you bro
@normacastillo56964 жыл бұрын
Omg it is all about the putting away! I can wash laundry all day but it doesn’t get put away until the end of the week 😂
@jessc88884 жыл бұрын
Nailed it! “It’s the folding and the putting away” 😂 😂 and spiders! Yes! It’s a Man’s job to off those suckers in the house!! I Love your comedy! ... Two thumbs up 👍 👍
@prajwalnalige40084 жыл бұрын
thank you for making all men feel safe
@michellerenee82374 жыл бұрын
I still have to wash like the old times and hang my laundry with clothes pins in line outside. Lol
@leylafiliz94784 жыл бұрын
YES...millions of women, and maybe men, around the world still have to do the chores the old fashioned way, stop complaining people... first world problems are ridiculous 😒 ohh damn I have to put away laundry a machine just washed, the agony... give me a break.
@mov1ngforward3 жыл бұрын
It's the best! I grew up with fresh sheets, hung on the line, daily, during the summer growing up.
@markrogers45164 жыл бұрын
I love how you and your wife can disagree about a topic, and still have fun discussing it.
@RedLeo-pf9yo4 жыл бұрын
I heard this joke several weeks ago, and I have been walking around my house screaming,”the laundry oh the laundry “ every since !!!
@jessc88884 жыл бұрын
RedLeo3000 😂
@jennifergragg18504 жыл бұрын
I’m going go have to do this too now 😂😂
@ldv024 жыл бұрын
I just turned 40 and I remember in my island when I was 10 yrs old, I used to use the washing machine and hang the clothes outside on a clothesline. But when we didn’t have water or electricity after a hurricane we used to go the river. Simpler times and we enjoyed it! But I laugh, this guy is super funny!
@jasonzorn53604 жыл бұрын
Love y'all, Steve and Captain Evil!😘😘😄😄😄😄
@sarahball53414 жыл бұрын
OHHHH the truth comes threw !!! Lol ❤️❤️ Sending you love and support from Michigan !!! Sarah & Billy Ball , Michigan
@brianbrewster65322 жыл бұрын
You known, it's kind of cool that we get to see how the wife feels behind the scenes with her husband bad mouthing her up on stage and calling her Capt. Evil. Glad to see she's such a great sport about all of this.
@johnlogan10224 жыл бұрын
Renae needs to do a stand-up routine about being married to Steve...I bet she's hilarious!
@henryhill61263 жыл бұрын
Probably not. Women are only funny if the guy is trying to mate with her. 30 seconds after. She is just annoying. Lol. Human nature. Women are great.
@eragonmomc64473 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@charlesquintana85402 жыл бұрын
Hell! Yea! That would be worth watching.😂😂😂
@ItalyPaola4 жыл бұрын
Wait a second, you don´t hang your laundry on a wire there? Germany, 2020, and we are still doing it, believe me. And we hare still having full jobs and shit ;)
@hiteshadhikari4 жыл бұрын
The dryer doesnt dry the clothes perfectly and so if u wish to use them ( like not throw them away after few months ) you should really hang them and let them dry
@me_logicalnonsense53484 жыл бұрын
Same in UK. . it's quite normal to!
@sofianog70594 жыл бұрын
Same in Portugal 🤣
@HipsxSoxReactionz4 жыл бұрын
yes we still hang clothes here in America but it depends upon the person if they wanna invest in a dryer or let mother nature do it😂 I prefer nature, my clothes shrink less n gets perfectly dry
@BrownEyedGirl144 жыл бұрын
I came here to comment this! I hang my washing outside on the line every time it's dry weather and I'm UK 😂
@heroaddict14 жыл бұрын
This never gets old! Great stuff.
@Mother.Mulberry4 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm doing laundry today and actually hanging it up to dry made this even funnier.
@rachelsalazar55954 жыл бұрын
She right i still call my husband when i see a spider yell and he comes running he help folding and putting them away!team work 💘 you guys keep making us laugh !!!😄😇🎈🇺🇸💝
@JoeB-SL2 жыл бұрын
wrong or right, Kudo, you two to have genuine open conversations, this is the most healthy thing to do in a relationship
@gmo76924 жыл бұрын
Its awesome that he can use his wife as the captain Evil villain, make money and stay married..... KEEP US LAUGHING bro...
@celimargarcia95854 жыл бұрын
I just came across the podcast and oh man y’all are funny has heck together 😂😂😂,congratulations on the little bundle guy’s 💕❣️
@fadlicuy29224 жыл бұрын
laundry is soothing for me tho. it's calming like meditation, the whole process from separating, washing, drying, ironing, and folding. heck if I don't have another job, I would like to take my neighbor's laundry in too 😂
@lauraschlottertorres1990 Жыл бұрын
Love yaw. May God bless your family always. You are very funny love you
@valerienieves49194 жыл бұрын
I want more! This was brilliantly funny!
@MASTERSAIS4 жыл бұрын
Next time you change the oil, Say hey Captain Evil I'm only gonna drain out half the oil you drain the other half_😜
@DeeanNuh-xw4ub4 жыл бұрын
Lol most of this is yours🤣🤣soo me🤦♀️🤣 it doesn't fold itself and it doesn't put itself away!!! I was still hanging clothes on the line outside a year ago omg can't believe he mentioned that!🤣
@jackboyon89482 жыл бұрын
Steve should agree he will do his own clothes as long as cutting the lawn should be divided into too captain evil will cut the half 😂
@chern7656 Жыл бұрын
You are both right!
@leticiabalderas70714 жыл бұрын
I came across this podcast this week. It definitely made my time at work very entertaining . Y'all are amazing! Captain Evil you're beautiful and Steve I can't wait to catch a show!! I discovered you the weekend you came to Houston and so bummed I missed the show. Keep up the great work!
@TrevinoCaptainEvil4 жыл бұрын
So glad you found us! The podcast is just good fun, but seeing Steve do standup live is the real treat!
@brightmalsawma4 жыл бұрын
We used to go to the river while we were in college with my roommate in 2015. Bathed, washed, and on the way back we collected some vegetables from the fields for dinner. Always a long day during those times.
@Evelynbebe974 жыл бұрын
She didn't even explain herself she just said he didn't put out a recycling bin
@LMB9253 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman and live alone in my own house, so I do everything from mowing the lawn to the laundry. I clean the pool, pick up the dog crap, I fix the leaky faucets, scrub the toilets, etc. I HATE doing the laundry. This is the only chore I complain about. You can't compare taking our the garbage and laundry. You have to gather the laundry. You have separate the laundry. You have the lug the heavy bags/baskets of laundry to the washing machine. You have to wait all freakin' night, or day, to finish it all. You have to plan it out based on how long each load needs to wash vs. dry, and at the end you get to fold it and lug heavy baskets of folded laundry all over the house to put it away all the time hoping it doesn't fall or unravel before you can shove it somewhere. If you're short, like me, you have to get a grabber to fish out the socks and underwear. Yes, it's all mine unless I have family staying with me, and when you have a pool, you always have company using your towels and leaving their clothes behind that you wash. With the trash, it takes less than 4 minutes from kitchen bin to outside bin to curb and to get your lazy butt back on the couch. And yes, I know this was a joke. It was funny, but Cap. Evil is totally correct in her whining...oh, the laundry. I hate the laundry.
@mariasantoyoblanco12514 жыл бұрын
Love y’all Greetings from North Carolina 👏🏼👏🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
@SatumainenOlento4 жыл бұрын
I love doing laundry. It's because I fool myself thinking that it is the machine doing all the work and I am helping it a little. I normally need to hang the laundry twice. First outdoors and then indoors for the rest. It also needs to be turned couple of times on the line while it is drying. It gets folded, but does not always get to the shelves where it belongs before it is already taken to use. I also use dehumidifier indoors which tank needs to be emptied every day. This all sounds great, but it means that my dishes, trash or hoovering never gets done. Hahhhaaa 😂
@veronicamoo63804 жыл бұрын
Taking out the trash is super easy. Really there is no comparison to laundry .. Imagine if he actually had to do laundry for 2 months straight. I'd like to see his thoughts after that.
@TXONLYRUBY4 жыл бұрын
Love you guys!!!
@ragreenburg4 жыл бұрын
You should explain the bit about your wife doing diy stuff.
@aleksandrajanjic31894 жыл бұрын
Dude we still use clothespins where I live 😭
@edithdlp80452 жыл бұрын
My 14 year old does the laundry and always complains. Is only putting clothes into one machine that does it all for you. My grandmother in Mexico had to go to the river and do it by hand on a rock, then wring it and hang it on a cable, then fold it and put it away.
@obedanar13224 жыл бұрын
I feel that the Mr speaks more than the Mrs.🤣 Lovely couple anyway 😍❤️
@marylsanz4 жыл бұрын
Me and my gurl friends hate seperating, folding and ironing the clothes. We will avoid it, nothing is too big or small that can be worn to delay this task. A month later we ask ourselves, where did all these clothes come from? Why did we wait so long? 😭😂🤣😂😭😂 Men there is no salvation or solution, the laundry hate is a tradition.
@shmyrli3 жыл бұрын
Captain Evil is absolutely adorable!!!
@aadd114 жыл бұрын
I love these two❤️
@TrevinoCaptainEvil4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@kevinmiller44864 жыл бұрын
Steve, I am with you on the wife complaining about the laundry. I also wear jeans for a week. My wife wears everything one time and it goes in the basket.
@paulybthealfaguy4 жыл бұрын
Oh God.. The laundry!!!
@melissad66334 жыл бұрын
Hi I still hang my clothes outside with clothespins cuz I have no dryer.I live in Arizona.😬
@jaythemachine38454 жыл бұрын
I bet they dry in 5 mins during summer
@melissad66334 жыл бұрын
@@jaythemachine3845 like 15 mins they dry.😀
@pamelamason3004 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget about all the ironing associated with the laundry! I was a child of the 60s who was learning about how to do the laundry by hanging it outside and then having to iron almost everything!
@jtarango9154 жыл бұрын
Totally relatable!!! 💜💜
@kevinklein95652 жыл бұрын
Bro, you gotta separate the laundry.
@DoubleM-hf6ih Жыл бұрын
“The laundry.”
@Zarih674 жыл бұрын
Captain Evil is beautiful. I hate doing laundry too. But he does everything outside and I work inside. He is stronger than I am. Even workload. You are a lucky man.
@chintanshah62342 жыл бұрын
One generation ago, Steve's dad was fighting in the Vietnam. I'm pretty sure Steve's mom was happy to hang the clothes on the wires herself, Captain Evil😂
@dawnmaestascowell69302 жыл бұрын
Love you two !
@WJHandyDad2 жыл бұрын
my wife complains about the laundry too and yet gets furious if I try to do any laundry - even if it's my own stuff like car towels. And like you I take care of 100% of "outside" stuff, yard care, home repairs, car repairs, taking out trash, and probably 80% of dishes and yet I am not allowed to complain at all even if she's trash talking my work - she will even yell at me that I'm loading the dishwasher wrong and then re-arrange the dishes. And of course if I fold towels and put them away I did it "wrong" and she comes back and honest to God, will unfold and re-fold the towels "correctly." I swear you and I are married to the "same" wife. We could do the same comedy routine!
@emikira60414 жыл бұрын
Thank you, captain evil for telling them what the actually pain in the a** with the laundry is: the folding and putting away, not the washing!
@sharonfritz6312 жыл бұрын
Loved Loved this Podcast 🙂
@lakenita24432 жыл бұрын
Omg this was gooodd lol cracked me up! He's so funny and hilarious 😂 :)
@GlossaME2 жыл бұрын
I feel a lot more tension than they would like to show.
@homerminor12403 жыл бұрын
Gig em’ Steve!!
@closcastillojr764 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I forgot I had some sheets in the washer. Lol it's taken care of.
@kingspartacus24072 жыл бұрын
Steve is my hero
@GirlGamerAli4 жыл бұрын
You cannot compare doing laundry and taking the trash out.
@adriansaenz93174 жыл бұрын
This guy 😂🤣 wow to funny
@MzClementine2 жыл бұрын
I am so proud of myself. I have arachnophobia, when I was a little girl I had a few experiences that scared the crap out of me with spiders. At this one after care center. We were having fun on a slip and slide. It was at the bottom of the hill where offense was tilted over and it had a huge spider web. Big spider. I flew down the hill further than I was supposed to. Like Wonder woman. Wondering if I'm going to land on that fence. I did I was able to flip myself so I didn't go face first thank god. But this spider web was huge and sticky. The spider literally ran up to me I screamed so loud. The large spider stops and runs the other way. It took them an hour to pick out the spider web from my hair. My hair came down to the back of my knees. It wasn't braided that day. And a few crazy experiences three with wolf spiders. Man they'll come after you. As well as. On an airboat. Going through the marsh. I'm hit with a spider web in my face with a large bird spider on my face. Okay like this is serious Arachnophobia because of moments I've had not just seeing a spider and being afraid. I have purposely been watching spider videos. I have been purposefully working against not killing spiders. I'm up North and they're not that big. And I shouldn't be that much of a baby. Even the large ones are not as large as the ones I was dealing with down south. So. I'm proud to say I haven't killed a spider in 8 years. This December it will be 9. My son witnessed me watch spider videos I would scream and freak out. Sometimes he's like oh that's hard to watch mom. I'm like I have to. This is aversion therapy. I got to get over my fright of spiders. Now I've done it with the northern ones. I would like to move back down south. Let's see if I can handle the ones down there oh my gosh. Please keep the wolf spiders away from me. And I will never ride in the high seat as we go through the marsh and the trees on an air boat. Nope. Haven't dealt with the South one yet but I'm so proud I don't have to scream about a spider anymore. And this comes from a woman that stuck her foot in a shoe and felt the tickle and screamed so loud we have a 5 acre plot and my husband heard me on the edge of our lot running the weed wacker. You heard me right. That loud. He came running. It was a price tag. It fell off of a shirt I just purchased. He was like I have on headphones I'm running a weed wacker and I heard you across our 5 acre plot. Yeah I was that afraid of them. But hey. Little steps. I'm really proud to say I moved a half dollar size spider the other day. And I'll say this they sure do eat Little critters so spiders are not that bad. Yeah you don't want to have brown recluses or black widows. And wolf spiders they're just down right mean. Had one chase me up a toilet. The first time I am meeting my boyfriend's mom. Yay me after eating I had to go to the bathroom. Laid a log. This mofo comes tapping across the floor on tile. I clean up. I put my legs up. I slammed down the toilet seat get up on the sink. And this wolf spider is literally standing on the toilet. How embarrassing. I'm able to put my leg across and twist the doorknob with my foot pulling it open. Screaming out, my boyfriend at the time laughs at the situation, oh it's a little spider okay. Walking into a defunct bathroom. He's like oh my god. This thing literally looks like it's sizing him up like squatted down and pushed itself up and squatted down and pushed itself up. And then he jumps after my boyfriend. My boyfriend by this time has broom trying to hit it and it's jumping after him. It was the craziest scariest most messed up bully of a spider I've ever seen. I actually felt bad for its death but my God it was going after him. Uncomfortable experience. And wolf spiders just have attitude. If they know you're coming after them. Man when they jump and come at you. It is worse than any other spider I've ever seen. Because spiders normally don't jump after you they're trying to jump away when you're coming to get them. These mofos no they come at you. Yeah I'm nervous about those... Hahahahahahaha aaahhhhhahahaaaa like I have had some true uncomfortable not cool experiences with spiders. And I'm so proud I haven't killed one. But I haven't run into the nemesis. The wolf spider. I swear that thing will make me shiver. My husband was so proud of me last summer for removing three spiders. Never asked for help. But we haven't been down south yet. And I can guarantee you. I don't know if I can do it.. specifically of wolf spider. If it's a baby. I won't have troubles. A lot of people don't pay attention whenever they're walking through their yard. You'll see something dark and jumping. If you get down it's a wolf spider. Literally they're everywhere. That's why whenever we have flooding people will see trees just covered in spiders and webbing. Well duh they literally are covering the ground and grass that you are walking in. If you actually paid attention you would see a lot going on on the ground. All those damn spiders are scared of they are jumping at your feet. 🤣🥴👌
@Mary-803 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@adammont3 жыл бұрын
I finally figured out what my problem is bro. I’ve acquired a resentment for the Captain bc I feel sorry for you. I don’t think I can watch anymore bc apparently I can’t take a joke! Lol Free yourself! Run! 😂
@linnmey20343 жыл бұрын
Iam from third world country,, i still do laundry with my hands, wire and sunlight. We can afford to buy the machine but i don’t trust washing machine.
@barbarawashington86134 жыл бұрын
Captain evil is RIGHT! :}
@tgolubchik4 жыл бұрын
I don't have a dryer I hang clothes on a wire and hate absolutely hate folding and putting them away! I'm thankful at least that I have a washing mashine 😂😂👍👍
@medenilla12 Жыл бұрын
This is sooo funny lol
@jadawnisaacs75013 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I’ve watched this a few times now (love all his videos) but I just gotta say it..You didn’t know you was gonna be responsible for your stuff an his 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you moved in to be his wife and you didn’t know you was gonna have to do his laundry and dishes bahaha how did you think they was gonna get done😂
@leannekenny81963 жыл бұрын
Hahaha your to cite both honeys so riight lol♥💓
@gotskinn3 жыл бұрын
I am really picky about my laundry too! Towels screw up ALL the clothes. I want some in warm...some in hot...darks in cold. And she is RIGHT....foods fuck shit up on purpose so you wont ask them to so it again! My husband & I have done our own laundry for a decade!
@cathygentry5054 жыл бұрын
Wow I still wash my things in 5 gal buckets. In the tub Give that a try. For 10 years. Lol
@geegeelarez95422 жыл бұрын
Ima speak up . Lol yes it’s about the folding and putting away. Because my husband tries to “do me a favor “ and do the machine part and now I have baskets full of clothes and if I didn’t plan for those baskets 🧺 then everything else in the house gets put on hold because these will wrinkle and then here I go rushing because he wanted to push laundry day 🤦♀️ Love him for trying to help but I’m with her that sometimes it does feel like they do it on purpose to get a point across 😬
@woodriver64811 ай бұрын
It is GREAT to meet you "Captain Evil", it amazes me that you can laugh with your other half's jokes. Must be a terrific relationship. A word of advice, just in case; get a bigger club.🤣
@chrisathian54504 жыл бұрын
I still do laundry manually, using hand.
@mikilegovindsamy9874 Жыл бұрын
My mum still uses a washing line. I hang the clothes on a hanger and dry them on my balcony.
@shaunw86374 жыл бұрын
In UK majority dont have a dryer. We hang the washin outside on clone lines or cloth horse (fold down rails)
@baltsosser4 жыл бұрын
It is the same in my house. She prefers the laundry to the 1/4 mile walk it takes to take 1 bag of trash out.
@COMMANDERHAWK224 жыл бұрын
These couples therapy sessions are awesome.
@smd0s3 жыл бұрын
eu clip de clothing stil today!!
@chetsjug2 жыл бұрын
That's true all marriage stories are fishing stories 15% truth and the exaggeration builds up and builds up and builds up. I appreciate you guys because all comedians pick on their wife. And all female comedians pick on their husbands but for you guys to allow time to go back and fill in the blanks and tell the other side of the story is just like Andy Rooney and his segment called "the rest of the story". It totally adds dimension (or should I say dementia 😲) Karma LOL it's good to laugh at everybody because that's what Don Rickles used to do is laugh at everybody and he said we all have to laugh at ourselves. But you guys bring it into a two-way street and total 3D HD hybrid of marriage. I so appreciate you guys. From a man married one time for 3 years and I had enough, because my next two relationships wer 7 years each. Husbands and Wives come from God but that piece of paper comes from the state and it is evil. I will never sign the dotted line again LOL
@JM-wp7te2 жыл бұрын
This message is for all woman’s out there 2022 i still do laundry that all fashion way and they don’t complain. Try to have peace with you on your duty be mature or ask for help in a nice way.
@DMantis32 жыл бұрын
I was expecting her to look like a troll (no disrespect) But your wife is a beautiful woman...
@erikmc63852 жыл бұрын
She is captain evil. Jk. She's beautiful your hilarious. Just found you and I love your comedy. Hope to come to a show near Sacramento ca. God bless
@robstan26684 жыл бұрын
Steve my Brother you are the 2nd luckiest man in the world, so you take good care of evil. (My Bride made me say 2nd)
@user-zi8lg5qu1h3 жыл бұрын
There is some study that showed that people usually laugh often in some kind of social setting and rarely by themselves. They certainly didn't use this guy's footage.
@luisvisalden72647 ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@celimargarcia95854 жыл бұрын
Here at home is different we both do laundry , i also throw away the trash also ,oh yes that’s how my mom still does it she hangs clothes on the clothe line outside and than comes to “ carajo la ropa esta empezando a llover “ than my brother and myself you would see us going crazy picking up clothes and our mom inside saying “ a vansa coño que se estan mojando “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dekota0114 жыл бұрын
Im in Australia most of us hang the laundry on wire. dryers are not great for the environment
@najmulsalam10563 жыл бұрын
We wear the same jeans a week Same towel a month....YES WE DO
@bhargavvaghela38832 жыл бұрын
Yes he's right, it happens in India, women walking to river or nearby lake to wash clothes. Till this day
@hisforharley202211 ай бұрын
00:36 La llorona 😂
@jenskern92153 жыл бұрын
WOW!! Captain Evil is very Pretty. Behind every strong man is a stronger woman. Lucky You ...
@DarthArachnious4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was 20. The washing machine was a hamper and the dryer was a closet. It was a perfect system for 2 years. But then my girlfriend said it was wrong. But couldn't explain why.