The Twelve 12-Year-Olds Moment - JRE Toon

Another hilarious moment animated by PaulyToon from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast Ari & Joe Go On A Hike ( • Video ).
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[@dstein111]

"i believe it was the right amount" lmao

[@shoepuffwilliam560]

David I hate you cause that's my name and when I first started KZbin I was praying over 10 years ago that no one had it yet

[@Stj209]

So you went from David to@@shoepuffwilliam560 ??

[@gracepermaculture9512]

Hahahahahahah

[@SuaveJoker]

That made the whole video

[@crimsondynamo615]

“If anything joe we smoked too little.”

[@event201plandemicyoutubese2]

Dana make it happen UFC 220. Joe Rogan vs 12 12 year olds

[@dontundra2259]

Reptilian Monk 😂😂

[@therookie8895]

Do it on international waters to stop the law bull shit.

[@jenifermorales3130]

Aieoe9

[@emjay9280]

I'd even pay for that rather than watching some dodgy 240p 5fps stream.

[@hamishdoak777]

@MrTruboy Rogans trained for 30 years so people think he's a bad ass

[@vjvlad]

"The others are gonna panic, and then I'm gonna start smashing!"

[@haschdubel0693]

Smeshing*

[@dynamiteshikoku6189]

Goosh Goosh

[@WithinandThroughout]

The first one i'm going to kick into a coma

[@mixiidineroo5764]

The smashing part killed me 💀

[@fullsend5437]

@@haschdubel0693 underrated comment 😂😂😂😂 smesh brutha

[@chiefpc2166]

This is soooo hilarious. "Everybody cares about getting beat up" lmao

[@TheMartialMix]

Well yeah 🤣

[@CowLoversFTW]

@@TheMartialMix You responded to a 2 year old comment lmfao, but yes, that is true, everyone cares about getting their ass kicked.

[@mikegarrett4877]

Not everyone lol iv seen some pretty dumb ppl who would not gaf if they got the shit kicked outta them. Me on the other hand ill take a asswhoopin but i perfer not to. ...

[@thechrisman1345]

@@CowLoversFTW not everyone

[@JRMagro]

@@thechrisman1345 no. Everyone. There are people who are not afraid of getting beat up, but everyone cares about getting beat up. Go try to beat someone up right now and see if they let you. Every person alive cares enough to at least run or fight back.

[@stonedcoldchillerk7780]

These little cartoons are so great. Way better than expected!

[@keepthefaith6657]

STONEDCOLDCHILLER I'm with ya made me smile lol

[@keepthefaith6657]

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[@jawkneeG]

First Last lmao smh so true

[@ConsciousRobot]

STONEDCOLDCHILLER K they are literally the greatest thing that's ever existed.

[@ConsciousRobot]

blackdragonthebad how many have you watched? They often animate the stories.

[@Lewiss7423]

Ari eating the berries was a touch of genius. Well played sir.

[@Growinggolfing]

One of the greatest grown man conversations of all time

[@213byron]

3 Bert Chryslers sounds like a party

[@TheSaltySeaman]

Galaxy Man THE MACHINES

[@nabdernagor4867]

A fat party

[@jp3mcpherson]

They would certainly be sweating and shirtless. Hard to grab ahold of.

[@freddiemarquez3802]

Burnt griesler*

[@pes6628]

Holy fuck, what a renegade way of spelling Bert Kreischer's name. You like cars, "clever" fella?

[@OozyShaq]

KICKED INTO A COMA

[@0_Salohcin_0]

Zach Lutz spinning back kick them into oblivion

[@callumaston1598]

Zach Lutz joe rogan could actually kick a 12 year old into a coma

[@johnoneill1386]

I want to like your comment, but it's on 666 likes. Sorry.

[@_NobodySpecial_]

Dude kicks harder than the muai Tai champion

[@trippydrew8492]

Joe: "We smoked wayy to much pot before this podcast" Ari: "I think it was the right amount" dead.

[@byme8764]

😂

[@AlexanderGarcia-hd8ln]

One 12 year old Mike Tyson and that confidence goes to zero.

[@oliversinnott749]

My thoughts exactly. 12 year old Mike Tyson was already a fucking beast

[@Ronaldiddy12]

In a real fight joe with all his skill now but 25 years younger would fuck up prime mike in a proper fight no boxing

[@rasmusjavad6839]

@@Ronaldiddy12 Joe was a twig at 28. Trt been doing him good for a while.

[@Ronaldiddy12]

@@rasmusjavad6839 I said with all his skill now including strength would fuck up prime mike in an mma fight

[@rasmusjavad6839]

@@Ronaldiddy12 Strength and skill doesn't equal weight. There are weight classes for reasons. Weight plays a big role in fights, especially at the highest level.

[@MightyKingYoung]

0:48 LOOOOL! brilliant editing

[@rich7764]

MightyKingYoung .not funny

[@Antoo9]

Right?

[@thefundamentalelementsoffr4823]

I beleive we smoked way too much weed for this...I believe it was the right amount

[@RaymondVerissimus]

Flawless delivery.

[@TheBlkzenki]

it would be 3 dudes shouting out "dude" at each other all night while giggling

[@Melissa-fy1gc]

I'm binging through these toons. Thanks to all involved in making these gems!

[@mtvmadness934]

1:31 i love that Ari's eyes follow the plane sound

[@Ironknuckle100]

I swear this is the best thing on KZbin for me right now. I keep coming back to re-watch them OR hope that a new one gets uploaded. Seriously great work and I remember picturing this in my head when I listened to it on the podcast. You rock dood! -Greetings from Canada.

[@alisastrology4483]

This makes me laugh so hard. Ari picking berries out of the poo and eating them is such a funny detail. More please.

[@burntrubberballs]

Love this shit

[@lu933964]

yes shit with a lot of berries is really good

[@Stringz]

fk yea

[@burntrubberballs]

holy shit top comment.

[@emil3458]

even tho you can't actually beat 12 12 year olds.

[@MRSNYPA786]

These animations are fantastic, we need more of these every week

[@RG-vp6br]

Dude these get better and better thanks so much

[@mistamugroo6922]

Paulytoon, you're a god damn god send haha, I always love the animated bits, Jim Breuers Colonization moment was absolutely hysterical.

[@BoycieHalal]

Love these cartoons, this guy is so talented. Keep them coming!

[@NESA79]

These JRE Toon clips bring us great joy!

[@charlesncharge6298]

This was great! I listened to this conversation in podcast form while working, and it was hilarious, but It's even better when animated.

[@MTNJOHN]

My favorite JRE clip. The confidence is 👌

[@Switch_Hitta_Beats]

120 12 year olds disliked this video.

[@USER-G291]

Jeffery Epstein and you touched them all

[@dtf1017]

It was the Clintons wasn’t it

[@Neishy4AGTE]

Yerrr because underage girls means little boys

[@romeroj6103]

hey ur aliv....Oh!

[@emil3458]

its impossible to beat up 12 twelve year olds

[@PKaddicted]

Dude i love the detail in this with the short silences and the facial expressions, this shit legit gets me laughing so hard ty for this

[@davidturcios4560]

love these Toons SO MUCH. Always pick such funny moments..... Granted there are quite a few.

[@lgtbyddrk]

seriously, please do more of these!

[@alcazar777]

Remember when Kramer from Seinfeld got jacked in the alley by the kids in his karate class? That fool never stood a chance!

[@nodrip1]

They're all at the same skill level

[@CLoZe14]

Exactly rogan was world champ tkd at one point.

[@dannykingston6495]

Rock solid gold. These just keep getting better and better. p.s. more Uncle Joey please.

[@mariuslaubser1114]

Love your annimations. Goooooood job

[@mrrogersneighbourhood]

this should be a full time thing .. these are great

[@godmadnezz]

I fucking love The Joe Rogan cartoon this shit needs to be a fucking series.

[@i.u.o.e8326]

Need a complete series of these

[@gotskinn]

These are so awesome! I have seen them all before...i love watching them all over again.

[@shawnnewcomer4879]

That's not just a trained fighter talking, it's a dad. "They don't have a chance"😂😂😂

[@lucasgrey9794]

What does being a dad have to do with anything?

[@ShepardOfficial]

"I believe it was the right amount" 😂😂 the timing was just perfect 😢😢

[@jamesb6102]

I love these animated clips! Keep up the amazing work!

[@jonasbaas]

These are sooooo good. Thanks for making these.

[@AppleMouth]

Ari's mannerisms are perfect for animation lol

[@treasuretrails]

LOL this is the greatest thing I've ever watched

[@nhdyz]

Must be alot of work doing these !! Its real nice and i hope you'll make some more

[@christianbliem874]

I love your animations @paulytoon!! They are genius!

[@dalegober9788]

😂😂 love these animations. for some reason makes it 10x more funny

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

"The first kid is gunna get kicked into a coma" hahaha

[@emil3458]

Bro i don't think a man can beat up 12, 5'3, 95 lbs ppl

[@Fermion.]

@@emil3458 Without weapons, a typical 12 yr old doesn't have the strength to do much damage. Doesn't matter if it's 1 or 20.

[@emil3458]

@@Fermion. Nah ur tripping. 3 twelve yr olds vs full grown male, twelve yr olds win.

[@Fermion.]

@@emil3458 Ok

[@Edenssunlight]

*Thanks... these cartoons are always guaranteed to make me laugh!!*

[@N3slin]

Best one yet. Loved the last seconds

[@downloadsteve8809]

My favorite part is when Ari eats a berry out of the shit he just picked up like no big deal

[@aidanwatene8251]

the fanny-pack detail is on point!

[@bradfraser3216]

I didn't realize how funny the story could really be, thank you for this to all who is involved lol

[@NoEdits704]

This is fantastic. We need more of these.

[@Choopuhcabra]

hahaha that end segment "woah we smoked wayyy too much pot for this podcast" "i believe it was the right amount"

[@bwthreadgill]

How have I never heard this before? This shit is hilarious!

[@ninjathehuskey4373]

These are perfect 👌 keep them coming please !

[@goonie79]

dig the direction on mini clips, keep it up

[@khitai8227]

Just 2 dudes getting high and taking a hike in the hills. Lol

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

Ari saved some of those berries and put them in Bert's drink.

[@raymondperales2698]

I LMFAO again even more on the animation thanks Joe and Jaime

[@CHR1SV1DS]

Oh my god dude this one is highlarious! The 3 Berts killed me. Keep up with the good work and we'll keep watching. Only thing is you forgot the backpacks

[@mattbowman8465]

That was so good! I laughed my ass off alone in my bedroom.

[@ayylmaio]

Who's excited for #1000?

[@ayylmaio]

Predictions?

[@mr.unsaved5949]

Gav The Chav it's already been announced. Joey Diaz and Tom Segura. Can't wait

[@ayylmaio]

I am Nathaniel Oh shit that's fucking great! The hype just grew tenfold thanks man!

[@MysticKnight]

Who else but Honey Honey, of course? 👌

[@KingLeo718]

August 18th

[@RobbytotheRoo]

This was one of my favorite moments on JRr

[@JumpingWatermelons]

The screen behind them - the whole walking along thing is brilliant. It makes this seem so human, like they're my friends.

[@robertoneal1909]

Always knew Ari had an affinity for shitberries.

[@jeffwhite2395]

The best part is when joe looks at him after eating the berries

[@brandonburrus706]

oh my goodness i just laughed so hard at this. made my night. thank you

[@strypercritical]

I mean, this needs to just be a full length series somewhere that I can binge watch endlessly.

[@mirwin9204]

I would empty my savings account to watch Rogan take on 12 12 year olds

[@CZRXCZR]

I get a 3/4 chubby every time I see a new JRE Cucktoon.

[@dannytedford1896]

Picks up the shit n eats it! LMAO! These toons make the story ridiculously better!!! Make more!!! Awesome work 2 the artist!

[@215ILLicit]

I’m not getting tired of these

[@christopherjon3273]

Joe should do some dmt for ep 1000

[@GamingTeenager420]

Christopher Jon bump this!!!!

[@caiotefu9856]

Yes... that might make it interesting!

[@caddyguy5369]

He did say in a recent podcast he would like to see video of himself fucked out of his gourd. Might not be a good setting for DMT though, but I'm not sure if you can get a bad trip type scenario from DMT. I would think so.

[@holeindanssock156]

Christopher Jon We all should yo. Fuck I wanna grow shrooms at home now.......

[@nickhockey96]

get tommy buns fucked up on dmt and record his reaction :)

[@cindypurina2327]

"We smoked way too much pot for this podcast" - best line ever. next to, "well, maybe not enough."

[@AlanRorrison]

More of these please

[@garibaldi54]

1:10 the fanny pack.

[@MalachiTheBear7]

Joe "I will crush twelve twelve year olds" Rogan

[@KnolltopFarms]

Man, you are a genius whose combined two things I love...Joe's podcast and cartoons. I hope you're getting PAID!!!

[@007josiah]

Yes!!! I died laughing at this story and hoped you would make a cartoon. Thanks!

[@RickyX64]

Investigate 3/11

[@flatsun2132]

investigate 7/11

[@CaalamusTube]

investigate 7/11? ...nightly. But I just keep coming back with a pint of 7 Select & more questions than when I started. It boggles the mind!

[@BigShaneGillis]

War_Destroyer Sup Mellow Mike

[@Sha0linShadowb0xing]

+Jcrirc Sup mulato

[@Dhanijel1]

Bird up!

[@ninocaselli6290]

I believe it was the right amount! Lol

[@bighuggz7551]

More of these please.

[@gina1280]

I love these JRE Toons!

[@NicolasBowling]

How do they record these while hiking? They wear headsets??

[@eleafy7889]

Are you serious? Have you ever walked beside someone and had a conversation before?

[@NicolasBowling]

El Eafy I mean how do they record it. When I walk with someone I'm not recording...

[@throwaway3062]

I too wondered this

[@throwaway3062]

"headsets" was clearly a joke. How dense are you?

[@callmeishmael4659]

Nicolas Bowling, they just need to have a mic on their person, not necessarily a headset.

[@X3.X3]

lmao this is hilarious !!!

[@caddyguy5369]

Nice Beamer.

[@Knifymoloko]

Nice Founding Fathers.

[@caddyguy5369]

Thanks. I checked out some of The Lemon Twigs. Impressive.

[@Knifymoloko]

They're pretty cool indeed. I really dig the What We Know album

[@Jacob-sb3su]

The ending was awesome ty

[@daveyboi1990]

That "I believe it was the right amount" bit at the end gets me every time.

[@awesomefitnessscience7424]

Dang Joe you look buff!

[@stevenGcordeiro]

Fucking hilarious

[@HybridCatalys]

These are the greatest. Must have MORE!

[@kevinmaddens10]

Favourite video on KZbin right there

[@CZRXCZR]

The Joe Rogan Experience #1000 - Joey Diaz & Tom Segura. ( source: Wikileaks )

[@nicknelson6583]

CZRXCZR that's it! A little underwhelming

[@ionlyspeakthetruth3523]

CZRXCZR that's awful

[@thomasfitzgerald7954]

daniel leonard I think he was joking

[@thomasfitzgerald7954]

I hope joe is just faking us out and has some mental guest on like Elon musk or something. He probably is telling the truth though

[@CZRXCZR]

Chemtrails my nigga

[@gage-uo9pl]

Dude paulytoon is a boss everyone go sub to his channel

[@stevensm001]

I love Ari at the end!!

[@SonOfLiberty82]

This was so hilarious, I lost my shit. Honestly just a perfect animation of such a ridiculous conversation. Funny as hell

[@hammeringhank5271]

I think Joe and 10 other people could take on a 500lbs man

[@JimmyTurner]

Yeah but he was really high

[@DeuPKay]

You don't understand basic physics then.

[@JimmyTurner]

@@DeuPKay what are the physics please tell

[@DeuPKay]

@@JimmyTurner force = mass*acceleration/ the bigger you are, the stronger you get exponentially. It's not linear.

[@JimmyTurner]

@@DeuPKay so you dont know the physics.... "exponentially" lol ok buddy.

[@NRG616]

If anyone came here to find the podcast # there isn’t one just search “Ari & Joe Go On A Hike” and you’ll find it. Cheers 🎉

[@nateflores970]

Bro thank you

[@SacredSadhana]

this is awesome....more please

[@arama0010]

I teach 12 year olds for a living... If it's randomly selected 12 year olds, Joe would kick their ass. But if I could pick the 12 students, he'd be in some trouble. Some 12 year olds at my school are almost 6 foot tall and are at least 80 kgs. Aotearoa represent. All fun and games though :)

[@eleafy7889]

it's not that serious, you goof.

[@arama0010]

No shit ;)

[@brendenbenoit2622]

I call bullshit. I took a online survey once and it said i could take 24 average 12 year olds. If i could take 24 regular ones i could take 12 really skilled ones...... For sure. Ive trained for fighting kids(i have punching dummies adult and child size)so i am positive id win, and i know the Master Joe Rogan would beat me with one foot and his hands tied behind his back. So id have to say your wrong sir.

[@arama0010]

haha

[@brendenbenoit2622]

+Brenden Benoit A flying kick with his hands tied behind his back that is... Ive fought kids around 12years old their all pussies.

[@AA-jy2hj]

Skip Bayless you are the man!

[@robd1811]

shit never gets old highest paid troll in america

[@AA-jy2hj]

Joe im making fun of skip. Google "skip bayless you are the man"

[@eleafy7889]

Joe doesn't read these. Perhaps if you really want to reach out to the man, you can email his publicist or tweet at him. I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.

[@AA-jy2hj]

Lmao wasnt talking to joe rogan

[@robd1811]

i watch skip and shannon weekly, been watching skip since his days on cold pizza but if you're being honest with yourself you know he trolls, after his journalism career ended with his days in chicago you know that dude has rode lebron james to being paid millions from fox sports