The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship - SNL

[@jeraebryant8530]

Bobby Moynihan throwing a Combo in the air and catching it with his mouth while skating deserves a point or two from the judges.

[@harshmnr]

Did he really catch it though? Looked liked it might have fallen. ~:~

[@Mr2stubborn2quit]

@Jerae Bryant I was thinking the same thing! Very impressive!

[@invaliduserid5807]

That there's gold metal material!! Too bad he fell.

[@jeraebryant8530]

@@invaliduserid5807 IKR

[@DonDeliro]

Let’s hope Tim Allen and the judges feels the same way

[@colleenerin1959]

"Shannon, she breaks away but he's coming for her!" *run shannon run*

[@sarahking989]

This sent me djshsdjd

[@GEM4sta]

@@sarahking989 ?

[@puntasticfun-puns5221]

This needs more recognition!! 🤣

[@ryanp7782]

Skate

[@bridgetclooney3643]

dead 💀 deceased 💀 killed by thissss

[@katinka506]

is he gonna go for the triple axel? *NO!!!!*

[@puffalump76]

He only did a tiny hop😂😂😂

[@meredithr9824]

Hell no...

[@gbbest5786]

Cerulean Sealpup Hahahahahhaah thank you I am blind so this really helped me understand the joke!

[@maryjane1851]

@@puffalump76 ....and he nails it!!

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

@@gbbest5786 They make "Braille" Monitors, now? Eye, will be damned. (with apologies, to Marty Feldman. Rest, in peace.)

[@audrablue515]

"And I think he might have fallen on his keys" I don't know why but that made me laugh so damned hard lol

Funniest part of a dismal sketch

[@emt7887]

Same

[@cyrusincera6460]

Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

[@amymesserschmidt2044]

Because its exactly what a dude in a Jersey shirt and cargo pants would do 🤣

[@DaarkDestiny]

You have to add "Tara" at the end 😂😂😂

[@scampoli25]

Cecily has never done the same voice twice unless she is reprising a character. Such an underrated comedic talent

[@samuelparker9882]

scampoli25 Ooop's he's doing AIR HUMPS!! I lost it!!!

[@doodiewhompus6169]

Joshua Green- she likes a nasal Midwesterner ? What ?

[@doodiewhompus6169]

David- I don’t think Cecily’s done any demon skits... those might just be the voices in your head, buddy.

[@crusheverything4449]

She’s definitely got a face for radio if I ever saw one. She also has yet to make me laugh. Ever.

[@frydcheese6479]

Or a narration for a commercial

[@jnn1280]

The fact that Papa John's is their only sponsor kills me lol nice touch

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Should have been Chick Fil a too

[@xero8865]

Cos hoot sf

[@justanothergoth]

Wait. I didn't understand?

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

@@justanothergoth Its because the owner of Papa Johns told his employees that they aren't allowed to say the n-word, but the media turned it around and said that in the act of saying not to say n-word he actually said n-word, he also wasn't fond of the NFL protests so that's why they did it. SNL pushes a hard far-left agenda so because of the fake racist incident they are making him be a homophobe too. Anything to get the ball rolling in killing that business.

[@M0nkiDRufi]

@EveryDay You ok bro?

[@vibesvibeman6722]

The empty stands in the background just make this sketch funnier.

[@xl000]

where is the public supposed to be ? timestamp please

[@wololos]

@@xl000 its like SNL nowadays the funny shit its gone

[@98triffid]

And this differs from the gay version how?

[@98triffid]

@Paulie Harrow So is a gay centric version of this a hate crime? Let's get your input

[@98triffid]

@Paulie Harrow I'm familiar with comedy, it just seems to be missing. Perhaps if SNL hadn't fired every talented person that crossed their path they would be familiar with it too?

[@rileybiro3039]

Heterosexual figure skaters are called hockey players.

[@brianmallen8887]

That always struck me about ice skating. Figure skating is the most feminine expression, beautiful to see women do it. Men? Well.....Ice hockey, still skating, but how can anything be more macho? I played football and I think ice hockey is rougher.

[@liamcoulter9627]

As a lifelong ice hockey player, I mean sure we’re figure skaters that just like to really get into it with our competitors and all of our moves circle around hitting a black disc really hard

[@tolmir2929]

@@brianmallen8887 figure skating is not really feminine it's like saying dance is feminine , Grace is not a female only characteristic , male figure skating is extremely hard and physical personally I prefer male figure skating because there is less choregrahy and more technically impressive moves .

[@TheKatherina44]

@@brianmallen8887 oh my fucking god you are the most stupid loser i have ever seen. I don't know your dumb country but in mine i can tell more female basketball and volleyball players (not football, no offense but this game sucks af to watch) than male ones. No one goes matches to fuck a random dude. YOU are in a fantasy world. It is funny how you probably didn't have a girlfriend cause you are telling straight up stereotypes lol kinda sad baby boy. It is sooo OBVIOUS you haven't watched male figure skater or male ballet dancers ever cause they are hot as fuck, grace doesn't make you less masculine. You don't know how fucking hard figure skaters work and you dare to say they are not athletic? Do a triple lutz bitch, then we will see. Uh, people like you makes me wanna punch someone. I can't handle morons.

[@TheKatherina44]

@@brianmallen8887 By the way I watch more aThLeTiC sports than you. Sooo that means you are not a man...just a pickle?

[@sauercrowder]

The AutoZone employee paired up with the Applebee's waitress was spot on, right down to the hairstyle.

[@hunters.492]

“he’s going for the upskirt” had me dead

[@chendaddy]

Slayed me. I want to hear fake Scott Hamilton and Fake Tara Lipinski announce every hetero activity now.

[@angelbobo29]

I think it should have ended with her kicking him with her skates and blood going everywhere.

[@jorgensenmj]

The "upskirt" was a risky... but he executed the move perfectly and forwarding the pic to his buddies should get him full marks from the judges.... Especially if the judges are his buds.

[@bradistooheat]

Hahaa yes, hilarious!

[@jakobkell7212]

That's when you go "Live from NY it's Saturday Night Live !!! right after that line.

[@emmaw.6872]

I love that the heterosexual couple has a lesbian

[@mexicanamerican21]

Emmy Blonde don’t forget they’ll have a gaybe to make up for it lol

[@lolathefrenchie1441]

is Kate a lesbiam

[@misos1393]

It's the MEN's heterosexual skating championship. In case you couldn't remember.

[@Pugmaster97]

@Edward Jam no wonder she's a horrible comedian she's only on SNL to promote a political statement

[@AJ-lg2sg]

@@summerhersheyburger6237 Wtf is wrong with you

[@yester3332]

New mood for 2020: a gay Kate Mickinnon skating away from a Straight Dude

[@Nippleless_Cage]

Like me from coronavirus

[@pariahcarrey]

Too true 😩

[@Fillardmillmore]

@@yester3332 Why

[@davethefish5]

@@yester3332 yeh why can you explain?

[@xantherinekyle221]

@@yester3332 why it didn't age well? is gay no more?

[@TERRENCEJJR]

"I think he might have fallen on his keys Tara."

[@BadmanPictures]

it rly b lik tht

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

crashed my bike and my keys ripped a hole clear through my shorts and leg. Keys are no laughing matter in heterosexual sports

[@HighExplosiveSerenade]

@@UhtredOfBamburgh No laughing matter at all... I broke my phone and my pants because I fell on the keys in my pocket. Third biggest danger for heterosexual men after "I'm gonna try to grind that rail" at 5am and cheating on your crazy gf... ... oh... and heart attack... that one is the biggest of all... so forth

[@gamma9567]

Keysters

[@bumsalami]

I fell on my keys and they dug into my leg. I got six stitches :)

[@babyvia6712]

The aggressive straightness of all these men is absolutely fucking on point

[@tootieramsey9766]

Thank God. As a woman I like a man that can change a tire and fix things I break. Not a bad thing to be masculine. We need to stop bashing men bc they're born male.

[@oops5697]

@@ursirsltzly3477 lol

[@dkb9364]

@@tootieramsey9766 this response is so out of nowhere I love it

[@rocket7944]

I see myself in this sketch and I don't like it

[@SD-zz4ov]

@@tootieramsey9766 the pick me

[@maeclover8940]

Sexual harassment is never good, but you'd have to be extra stupid to try and touch someone who is wearing knife shoes

[@jonathanjoestar3068]

Yes. If you can't skate, you can still cut someone up real good

[@brandonhouser3685]

😂😂😂😂

[@orchidtea12]

I’m going to call ice skates ‘knife shoes’ from now on. :)

[@monsoon6215]

when they kick you in the groin, it's all over.

[@hellstoastt]

lmao i imagine her doing illusions and him trying to get a pic from down under and then he gets hit by her blade

[@Mbc-lo8jv]

"HIS FAVORITE APPLEBEES WAITRESS" OMG IM DYING

[@lfaithm1]

Wow Yuri On Ice season 2 looks terrible.

[@cleetusbartholomew]

lfaithm1 they aren’t straight tho

[@raeya39]

ᄋᄉᄋARMYONCE You missed the joke and ruined it, congrats, annoying ass sjw BTS fan.

[@I3lueberry]

@@raeya39 imagine if kpop stans that dont have to scream it everywhere they go existed? God damn there are other groups but why is ARMY the most toxic and the one that everyone associates with every kpop group lol

[@Yuriwinwin]

вlυє вєяяу Lol u make Stays look so bad-

[@I3lueberry]

@@Yuriwinwin okay🤡👀

[@pennydesouza]

he caught the combo in his mouth i'm impressed

[@delilasloan8914]

That was really good for t.j.

[@jonstiffer4994]

It looked like Bobby has at least some skating skills.

[@galaxyghost1340]

The third one is basically "Sexual Harrasment:The Ice-skating Show"

[@Infamouschef_]

muttr You trolls are an interesting breed

[@galaxyghost1340]

@muttr lmao try to say this to a woman in real life, you'll get your teeth knocked out!

[@mojave5664]

Galaxy Ghost he’s trolling don’t waste your energy lmao

[@jackwells7679]

muttr Tell me when you decided to be an ignorant a-hole.

[@jackwells7679]

muttr Also wearing revealing clothing isn't an open invitation to grope someone.

[@songbird6414]

Kate McKinnon trying to skate away from a handsy man is my aesthetic

[@heyarnoldsgrandpa6165]

literally same

[@JW-un8ui]

I hate the way this generation talks.

[@songbird6414]

@@JW-un8ui go cope

[@Rattenhoofd]

@@JW-un8ui I loved you in Gran Torino.

[@JW-un8ui]

@@Rattenhoofd 😂

[@BenjaminIstvanCseko]

"An AutoZone employee with his favorite Applebee's waitress." 😂

[@musoangelo]

That's Kate Mckinnon as the Applebee's waitress.

[@diegito-hp1484]

😅😂🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😅😂😂😂

[@diegito-hp1484]

Isn’t she lesbian

[@evangeline77x]

@@diegito-hp1484 yes

[@pirateking888]

@@diegito-hp1484 WOAH dude, a lesbian playing a straight woman? That's nuts. That's crazy. Oh man, I didn't know a lesbian could play a straight woman and still be a lesbian, that's nuts bro.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

The black guy has to be the realest shit I've ever seen on SNL.

[@mentlinc]

I'm black and I can skate screw u

[@krischealgomez9806]

I'm black and that's accurate af

[@photo1965]

@@quikskoprbro968 U Bro for the win!!!!

[@johanmorales8590]

mentlinc u ain’t black then

[@SirEdigarious]

@@johanmorales8590 Might wanna chill on that bru. Some black people can skate, some can't. Let's not decide what ppl ca and can't do.

[@laursieloise]

as a woman who did figure skating for seven years, this is absolutely hilarious

[@alabalaportocala8367]

Where u from

[@RealPackCat]

Someone who gets it.

[@laursieloise]

@Jay Rock AK bro what’d i do to you lmao chill out

[@laursieloise]

@@alabalaportocala8367 ohio lol

[@RaymondHng]

Hope _SNL_ does another parody of figure skating this year.

[@Zanderthegrape]

“Will he go for the triple axel....? No! A bunny hop” 😂😂

[@jaimicottrill2831]

But at least he nailed it!

[@terrancekayton007]

"Malcolm asked if he could use quote regular shoes" LOL I'm dead!! I rewound it back halfway through to laugh at the first dude, this shit was hilarious

[@yellowblanka6058]

You can see his "little cousin" trying not to laugh, lol.

[@delilasloan8914]

I did to... Malcolm was confused I think ..when he didn't even try to go around the cones..

[@nickkiosk5513]

"it looks like hes fallen onto his keys" I was actually crying with laughter such an underated joke

[@beccas760]

The fact that the first two people are wearing hockey skates is great😂

[@Seldomheardabout]

The idea of falling on your keys during sports is hilarious.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

He said "keyster."

[@thething2723]

We should hold another Olympics where people are allowed to take as many drugs as they want, let's see how high a person can really jump

[@ethanmcwhirter6937]

Grandma Susan lmao that would lowkey be interesting to watch for sure

[@CoD4evver]

So u either got Twitter, reddit or even insta at this point to know that tweet lol

[@clownfromclowntown]

Yeah that was really funny when I saw it the first 8 times on reddit

[@tinachristine4573]

Tommy Tiernan has done this stand up. He said there would be no countries. Just pharmaceutical companies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nuynobi]

SNL already did that sketch 25 years ago.

[@rocknrollmilitant]

There is only one truly great heterosexual figure skater and his name is Charles "Chazz" Michael Michaels!

[@jonw7937]

I mean he is an ice devouring sex tornado. When he glides out on that ice, he captivates any arena like a stack of classic euro porn.

[@tylerbradfield2582]

To bad he's a lone wolf

[@danielroquejazz3950]

Lmfao

[@hrlnmlclm]

And she's not a whore!

[@ashboomstick2572]

But.....you need your own hairbrush....made from 100% whale.,....blllleeeaaaacchh. Lol

[@retiredmanager510]

I just spent more time watching this than the last 5 olympics.

[@painkillerjones6232]

Me too!!!!

[@thesmileysynesthete]

I love how Kate is in this and she is not in any sense heterosexual 🤣

[@snowyy.5275]

another reason why she was running lol

[@RevengeAvenger]

No comment like this for the gay beer commercial with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. If you're straight you can play gay... But if you're gay you can only be gay... That's reverse racism and systematic oppression!

[@user-xd9sd2jw4c]

@@RevengeAvenger dude you’re not funny. They were obviously joking about it, not being serious.

[@RevengeAvenger]

Its a half quote. But I know im not funny. I always hear that when I talk about the mcdonalds menu to our customers

[@RealPackCat]

@@RevengeAvenger Are you f'ing kidding me? the MAJORITY of male actors in Hollyweird are gay... even some are married to women for appearances.

[@blackmore4]

_"He's going for the upskirt! And he gets it!"_

[@anthonygeiger5789]

blackmore4 hillarious

[@jakedenos]

A triumphant moment!

[@dialecticalmonist3405]

It was a pretty good technique. The judges might give him extra style points for that one.

[@canaisyoung3601]

If you look closely, you can see Kate mouth, "What the fu--" before it cut to her mouthing, "No!"

[@tiff1025]

1:00 that jump was higher than my future

[@marmalademol]

ty u Same here

[@georgehenderson7783]

That jump was almost as good as a triple axel!

[@kyotorphin2836]

higher than my IQ

[@georgehenderson7783]

@@kyotorphin2836 No way! You have great playlists - I just added Emotional Man describes late wife to sketch artist to my Favorites - thank you!

[@kyotorphin2836]

George Henderson IQ means intelligence quotient

[@mikan1998ful]

Jesus Christ guys this isn't heterophobia or an attack against heterosexual, this is a satirical response to the question "What the fuck do people think is the difference between straight and gay athletes?! Is there a way to do sports the straight way?" And SNL comes up with the funniest answer to that stupid question.

[@Tfreezy259]

Nailed it.

[@jaxonpierce9273]

Fabian81 What does this have to do with the bible?Lol anyway, it's not just guys who use that idiotic reason. It's all homophobes. In regards to men doing the things you mentioned, I think they don't have a reason, aside from maybe some daddy issues (cry me a river) They might actually just be assholes.

[@saitamatrash2527]

Fabian81 either way, Russia’s homophobia has nothing to do with religion. They’re rarely religious people.

[@ozyankee4403]

Fabian81 - you focused on the Bible... why? . And while making a poor attempt to throw a negative shadow on how a religious text is... bad... completely overlooked or omitted how “ other “ religious books such as the Quran, the Tanaka, Dianetics, Book of Shadows, The Pali Canon, or the Book of Mormon... to list just a few of the many many religious books you ignored. . Yep... you must be racist against Christians... . Nope... didn’t really nail it..

[@AlinaHadredin]

What if it would be other way around, I am sure bunch of butthurt gays would be screaming in comment section. Oh my "butthurt gay" doesn't sound right.

[@roachdoggjr722]

Good on them for actually ice skating while doing this sketch! Must be a fun challenge for them

[@baylinkdashyt]

I love that the first two guys are in hockey skates, and I wonder if those are Kate's own figure skates...

[@Pochonesian]

He does NOT want to fall down! The commentary is hilarious!

[@fandomgirl6256]

Kate McKinnon on the heterosexual figure skating team made me laugh so hard

[@doubleh333lix]

This is going against everything I’ve learned about ice skating from anime.

[@gumbywumbus]

**cough** yuri on ice **cough**

[@TobyIsAWoman]

*yaoi

[@r0bw00d]

Cartoons don't make for the best educational material.

[@cabbage-soup]

@@r0bw00d comedy shows don't either. you still watch snl though.

[@r0bw00d]

And if I were using SNL as educational material that would mean something.

[@mugiwara7116]

Bruh i saw Malcolm on the screen and i was like "we dont ice skate🤔🙅🏿‍♂️" and then he started shuffling and i was like "yup thats more like it"😂😂😂

[@malloryg4251]

LMAO!!!

[@johnroscoe2406]

ok "bruh" but then the little boy came out and skated perfectly "bruh."

[@mugiwara7116]

​@@johnroscoe2406 This is a comedy channel. Relax lol

[@parryyotter]

@@johnroscoe2406remove the stick from your ass

[@dchanging]

Honestly I was super impressed when Bobby M. tossed a Combo in the air and caught it in his mouth while skating. Clearly his grade school summers were not wasted!

[@jacobhutt7046]

I have seen Kate McKinnon ice skating. My life is complete.

[@Fruity_Cutie]

It wouldn't surprise me if they actually based this sketch on Kate's.

[@sandrarejyany7450]

Gaslight Egh

[@schmootheonly]

Black guy is me not wanting to fall

[@naefaust581]

Schmoo you got a little cousin to help you out?

[@MusicWithoutReservation]

Me every time I get out of my car during winter.

[@bederbederp]

"I think he might've fallen on his keys, Tara" I have never felt so represented and seen by media. Thank you, Saturday Night Live

[@axelle32]

AMAZING!! Whoever's idea this was, I fucking love.

[@catwhisperer7655]

I concur!

[@seijibohn5039]

It's family guys

[@tini96]

Idgi really

[@-superwholockin07-85]

cindybin2001 Listen......you can just scroll away instead of attacking and trolling people....it really is not that hard.

[@DayzDev007]

cindybin2001 rrrr u a angry pirate cause u say AARGGHH a lot, u should google angry pirate!

[@vincentaurelius2390]

Second guy was me first time I put on rollerblades.

[@qwhale]

Same here but with actual skates

[@milanstevic8424]

same here only it was the last time

[@bobbydodge5091]

Same except one time I took off my skate & tried to stab somebody with it.

[@Haggiedc2]

As a gay man... this was hysterical

[@mikeeaston4431]

As a straight man... you're gay Lol

[@ShidaiTaino]

Mike Easton got em

[@mikeeaston4431]

@@ShidaiTaino haha

[@disguy2003]

And roles reversed this would be so offensive and not funny. And have your side filing a lawsuit.

[@fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923]

@@disguy2003 found the heterosexual

[@bondfool]

Taran really captured Scott Hamilton’s disturbingly intense positivity.

[@bassewic1836]

"...I think he might have fallen on his keys". hahahahah

[@AdamSmith-tk5br]

Basse Wic lol best part

[@angie2591]

That part got me too LOL its like the equivalent to stepping on a lego

[@A2Z83]

"Guys I think I fell on my keys. ow. ow. ow." crawling across the lawn.

[@Spocklee]

Basse Wic been there lol

[@indeed7135]

Oh I thought he said keyster

[@carribeanamericanqueen3260]

Malcom’s routine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾 he called his little cousin to help him

[@zomgseriosuly]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@swsh-ty6dr]

"now a heterosexual couple" /sees Kate/ PFFFFFFFFFF HETEROSEXUAL MY ASSSSSSS

[@williamblakehall5566]

As a man whose bones have been busted twice by thin ice I really appreciate Malcolm Barnes.

[@laughysapphy6175]

I’m a figure skater and I found this hilarious 😂😂😂 I thought this was gonna annoy me but no it actually was funny.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Oh, thank God! We're all so relieved.

[@sudn5761]

Congratulations? I'm a person who breathes, and this is a comedy sketch.

[@samaxion93]

I used to be a figure skater and boi this is funny. But to be real most of the guys where straight back in 2011-2013 figure skating at least

[@GubekochiGoury]

Well, if you bother checking the actyal definition of homosexuality, it doesn't prescribe or prohibit any sport or hobby. So I guess that makes, by definition, figure skating not gay. Doesn't mean there isn't overlap, but that isn't the point.

[@raedawnmason8826]

@@jamesmcinnis208 WAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

[@danielbrown1724]

I'm a MadTV guy all the way but that sketch was hilarious. Gary from Autozone with your favorite Applebees waitress, lol. Nailed it..... That Autozone and Applebees are most definitely in Florida

[@ITGirlll]

As a Californian, from Long Beach, who practiced figure skating as a kid, I was about to be insulted then realized that’s a 95% accurate representation 🤣

[@ramennoodlesooup_4147]

I like the fact that the only person here that knew how to skate was a lesbian

[@ns2110theonly]

Lol then you don’t know what skating is. She’s walking because she can’t glide. Whereas Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam are actually skating, which is a push, glide, and stop on the pick. Kates lifting her feet & skates and walking without gliding which is what the four-year-old beginners do until we teach them to skate. Lol

[@ramennoodlesooup_4147]

@@ns2110theonly ur right haha I guess it just looked like she was moving,,,, (I’ve been figure skating for 5 years, not that it matters)

[@ns2110theonly]

@@ramennoodlesooup_4147 haha s’ok ...look, the beauty of it is that she makes it look good!! Because that in and of itself speaks to her talent, she can basically do anything and also she knows how to flail her arms and simulate artistic so when you look at the whole package it looks like she’s skating. That’s talent. OK maybe not skating talent but still talent 😂 you go girl skating five years! Love the sport; been teaching little ones at the old Sportorama Suffern & Skyrink in NY for more years than I care to say🤦🏻‍♀️🙏🏻🙂

[@centric9187]

It’s 2024. This aged well.

[@portopilzi]

Kate McKinnon on the straight team? uhhhh

[@eddawodort1013]

Julia, I guess XD lmao

[@ThePete1081]

Acting!!! [please read in John Lovitz's voice]

[@hd-xc2lz]

Is she guilty of appropriation? Or did the straights force this role upon her? Victimizer or victim?

[@MsShellectable]

It's comedy. She's acting. I'm being sarcastic.

[@eoa363]

Julia, I guess They only care that the men are straight.

[@dylanw.8428]

“I think he fell on his keys!” DEAD

[@845835]

FACT: This is the first time I've ever watched anything with the words "figure skating" in the title.

[@Shesroyal85]

The black dude though had me dying 😂😂😂 *real tears

[@Mad-wv6ol]

That black guy is me ice skating the little black kid come to the rescue comedy gold

[@TheMr02drop]

Where's Chazz Michael Michaels when you need him?

[@drakeholliday5671]

Christopher Herkner lol yes

[@kingkobra91]

Chazz Michael Michaels, IS figure skating!

[@ghostsoul529]

ya for real that would have a really good excuse to have Will back for a sketch

[@christinaburns874]

Christopher Herkner i

[@lextalk925]

Sex addict rehab

[@beetlejuulz]

Kate is on the straight team lol😂... she's like "nope,still gay"

[@hd-xc2lz]

Some Kate fans seem to assume that every single thought in poor Kate's head is informed by this straight/gay binary.

[@laurenpickens4077]

Or we just like to point out the irony in situations such as this one.

[@hd-xc2lz]

As I said..

[@maryann4presidente396]

*WHO was KATE????* *you mean Kate McKinnon!!!!???* *I NEVER saw her!!!*

[@nothingbutnothing1483]

Kaila Watkins same fucking thing

[@tulahlk]

the fact that the first two skaters are wearing hockey skates instead of figure skates is what’s really getting me

[@ADSuri]

Is it me or does Taran's character in this sketch kinda look like Gunther from Friends? (Edit: The actor died last year and now I feel like a douche.)

[@RuiOliveiraTV]

YESSS!!! I KNEW I COULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE!!! XD

[@NatalieMacdonald769769]

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR FROM SOMEWHERE! I'm glad you pointed this out

[@newyorker3861]

i was just about to comment that

[@newyorker3861]

i was just about to comment that

[@kaleajade1310]

A.D Suri omg yeah

[@abwigim]

She said "Hes sending it to his buddies!! Triumphant moment!" Hahahahahahaha Pure hilarity.

[@theviciouschickenofbristol4779]

Love how funny Mckinnon is with just her facial expressions.

[@KalebC4]

Malcom’s routine had me dying. They should bring this one back

[@brownjatt21]

Man I'm just tryna find the song they played lol

[@JayKwaLyn]

Did you find it ??? I'm on a 2h search rn ​@@brownjatt21

[@thetawny_owl]

Lol two of them didn’t even have Figure skates, they had Hokey Skates

[@richard6088]

I thought this was real when I clicked on this story.

[@RanaPrabat]

Welcome to SNL. Lol ✌️

[@BadWebDiver]

It isn't??????? O_o

[@weirdTedE91]

That said, Bobby tossing up his snack and catching it in his mouth while skating was pretty impressive...

[@elizabethjolly2335]

Kate is SO CUTE rocking out and smiling while skating away from the heterosexual guy. I just love her.

[@claytonkeever2992]

I'm "Heteroverheals" for Cecily

[@deborahblackvideoediting8697]

This skit made me laugh throughout, but Beck's lecherous moves had me cry-laughing!

[@Will-ty8vm]

He’s going for the upskirt! Lmao

[@PabloVestory]

This squetch is a masterpiece! "... telling the crowd to suck it..." , Kate evading the octopus patner 🤣🤣

[@AcuraAddicted]

"Less talented, but undeniably heterosexual" - OH, how ironic is that!!!

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Is it ironic?

[@tonymiester3437]

What's supposed to be ironic?

[@jeric_synergy8581]

You need a dictionary.

[@AcuraAddicted]

@@onkelpappkov2666 Yes, it is.

[@AcuraAddicted]

@@tonymiester3437 The irony is that in real life it's the opposite: push for diversity with disregard to the actual talent. Sexual orientation, sex, race or religion should not be a factor in the hiring process.

[@cyclo1224]

every damn part of this sketch is freakin AWESOME.

[@mikaylaworkowski5236]

Celicy strong is in so many skits😂 she’s honestly a really good actress

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

Which one is her

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

@newswars-dotcom You could have just told me which chick it was y'all were talking about but instead you went out of your way to type "Lol"... Niice

[@addieishere]

Lou Sensei she was the host

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

@@addieishere oh ok thanks

[@Blaisem]

@@TeamLegacyFTW KZbin can be infuriating like that 😄

[@getoverit2789]

Impressive how the announcers are able to stay in character during this.

[@michaelordona9419]

Strong's delivery on "Telling the crowd to 'Suck it' "

[@Bloxygames-c1g]

His little cousin was so cute lol!... Great funny sketch love it!

[@dannyarcher6370]

As a straight man, it's good to finally be represented.

[@McCarthyJohn100]

No, he's going for the upskirt! Impressive!

[@dominiquerichards2462]

The first skater was actually pretty good for an amateur. He even did a hop. I applaud you 👏

[@madelynprice9819]

The fact that Kate McKinnon is gay makes this 1000% times funnier.

[@rstyknfe]

This is one of the best sketches in recent times.

[@AncalagonTheDread]

Still better than most skating competitions......

[@faltutinks]

Thumbs up for McKinnon.

[@maryann4presidente396]

*McKinnon????? I NEVER saw McKinnon!!!*

[@0rluh]

MaryAnn 4Presidente she played Shannon.....

[@ImmortalChaos]

Not only is she smart, she is so talented

[@Declan_Moriarty]

Out on the cold, hard ice, heterosexual men do bunny hops & eat Combos.

[@merdith6]

Is it just me or are some of the best Saturday Night Live skits from 10 years ago

[@poppyhimbo]

the "air humps" can be quite difficult

[@lizipearlvlogs]

I love how TJ and Malcolm are wearing hockey skates 😂

[@annasloan2349]

How can you tell the difference..i know nothing aboit hockey or ice skating

[@Angela-us8zh]

Nailed the bunny hop. Here comes the big triple tucker swinger daber twist! Lmao 🤣

[@BleachCowboy2016]

The auto zone employee with his favorite Applebee's waitress is the funniest one.

[@k.taylor3526]

9 years on this still holds up!😂 ⛸️

[@anthonyreed9563]

The air humps got me! The upskirt was classic funny too! Telling the crowd to suck it! Im dead

[@mahmoudibnemir8704]

I like how Kate Mackinnon has the actual extra weight that an applebee's waitress would have in real life.

[@JD_Cool]

As a New Yorker, I can say that Bobby Moynihan's "cluelessly overconfident Jets fan" impersonation is so on-brand, it's priceless. I can't stop laughing.

[@bronxandbrenx]

Reminds me of Raygun in 2024 Olympic Breaking