the ugliest/weirdest guitars EVER (NAMM 2019)

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[@youdontcare2312]

the girl i like: 0:39 her crush: 3:10 her grandfather: 7:33 her father: 1:50 her brother: 1:42 her cousin: 1:56 her friends: 4:56 me: 6:07

[@danielkim5676]

adrian salazar lmao

[@fiesel714]

nice one

[@XD-ol6gj]

Lmfao

[@lujparkowy8712]

Lmao

[@johnsketcher1106]

Not what i expected

[@RudyAyoub]

This coming from a guy who own a 18 string guitar Oookkaaay

[@andreas-xd7pb]

Vegans arent allowed an opinion

[@pritambanik7228]

I seriously want you two face off on a guitar duel or maybe a talk show where you beat the crap outta Dines!

[@longwordsonsongwords]

Blink wars

[@ericvalverderosado2046]

Lmao

[@calebhohneke8482]

@@pritambanik7228 Yessssss lol

[@madisonstoner7405]

7:55 "Would you like a Telecaster or a Stratocaster?" "Yes"

[@solar3657]

I thought it was pretty ingeneous, and we'll executed.

[@ethanebreo668]

strelecaster

[@jo_ozzzu972]

FaZe_ Towie JJAJAJ

[@normanmustdie]

thats me

[@unromanoarecareanaveragero8275]

This answers to the question “What happens if you mix a stratocatser with a telecaster?”

[@92Culley]

5:00 looks like something a gang of power rangers super villains would play to make an entrance

[@Android25K]

*Low-key not looking that bad though*

[@cianthomas3527]

Lol basically GWAR what you explained

[@entr3_nou5]

8:13 Cosmo and Wanda y’all ain’t slick

[@darealsepasta3957]

Lol

[@Jonathan-zl7ej]

1:58 Kmac "When you love the Beatles but also love Death Metal"

[@wyattsilfies5032]

3:56 such a sick guitar

[@herickrhyan400]

4:40 Poseidon REAL GUITAR

[@cletusbeauregard1972]

made by Minarik

[@Apetitegirly]

woooow

[@carolushirokisatyanegara7044]

The guitar shown on 2:37 is like Iggy Pop's body

[@heylookitsn0ah]

don't do drugs kids lmaoo

[@carolushirokisatyanegara7044]

@@heylookitsn0ah i smoke djent

[@berkaysenyuz7079]

It's like Chewbacca

[@Pannemat]

Chewbiggy Pop.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

AHHHHHHHHHH CANNOT UNSEE

[@arthurmolina638]

6:11 “Hey dude can you help me find my guitar?” “Yeah what color is it?” “Ummmmmmm”

[@thepeepeepoopooman593]

King Arthur it’s a bass not a guitar

[@alezsides]

The peepee poopoo man shut the fuck up

[@thepeepeepoopooman593]

Alex !! It’s the truth

[@streetxjammingdualxscreens9228]

I wonder what bass that is!!

[@nature_fiend777]

The peepee poopoo man .....it’s a bass GUITAR, a bass is still a guitar 🙄

[@danielfitzgerald3462]

6:27 thats literally stevie t’s “new” 20 string..

[@olga.m1162]

Daniel Fitzgerald I know

[@whatskraken3886]

hmmm

[@evaneibach]

Daniel Fitzgerald it is

[@woodyb220]

Woooosh

[@yadadsellsavon1703]

Whooooosh

[@Jess.roy13]

2:35 it looks like if Chewbacca was a 🎸

[@morgansole7030]

5:00 I bet those guitars play dnd

[@Hypnotix1275]

minarik Guitars play great but they are definitely lawyer guitar prices for the non imported Models

[@Sm0k3W33dEveryDayS]

OP onix à

[@venn0mttv]

I bought the red one at 5:00. Best 10,000 dollars I’ve ever spent

[@derekwalker3909]

@@venn0mttv they also have cheaper studio models i have 2 and i still really like them

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Welcome to the rice fields motherf... oh wait this is a different namm

[@JoshMuthafuckinP]

Stop... You're GONNA GIVE ME FLASHBACKS

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Josh Pilkington 🎵 Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red, white and blue And when the band plays "Hail to the chief" Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

[@JoshMuthafuckinP]

LEFT FLANK LEFT FLANK!!! *ducks for cover*

[@eeshsinger]

The Spherical Earth Heh

[@r.m7921]

Haha genius

[@onurtezer6170]

6:21 I thought it was custom made stevie

[@spitefullyluckyoutlaw5523]

I'd give this a like if it weren't for the fact that it has 69. Ima keep it that way

[@HollowSun]

4:55 Ah yes, the four elements: Earth, Fire, Water, and Glam

[@Bacony_Cakes]

PURE CONCENTRATED 60S POWER

[@94_pu]

Fire one is dope

[@LimePasta]

8:36 Oh no! They've stolen someone's lungs and turned them into a guitar!

[@Destros2ndone]

i had pretty much the same thought XD

[@hughjarrse]

Michael Spalt at a guess

[@NympoGaming]

Prolly not mine cuz they look healthy.

[@MrDussek]

Sabir Bikmaev What

[@eniqma_tube]

designed by medical student...maybe?

[@zofiakosinska6364]

7:20 is the cover of album "In the Court of the Crimson King" by King Crimson Just for U to know ;)

[@tigressandhusky5895]

0:42 Gives me Ballad Of Mona Lisa vibes

[@DustinSmith796]

Tigress And Husky by Panic!?

[@kastle4774]

Tigress And Husky Holy shit you’re right Actually just vices and virtues vibes in general

[@courtnrysalamone7677]

I just think that guitar is dope as fuck

[@normanmustdie]

(jumps on table) Uoooooh!!monalisa... ok sorry I had to (gets of the table)

[@najmihakimkhairi1210]

I also think about that

[@demdrumsandguitar8208]

1:38 I thought he was playing that for a second

[@BryanBeale]

At 0:55 it reminds me of that painting of squidward... bold and brash... Or more like belongs in the trash.

[@proudcatowner903]

Hahahahaah

[@Kaiveran]

IYV's are shitty? That's sad. I was hoping to get a decent-looking and playing multiscale ERG for cheap (hah, right).

[@onlinejobs1.18]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@luther0454]

YES

[@rippingonyoutubers7898]

whats the song at 0:06

[@cameronyeager7635]

6:07 Sonic needs his axe back, please.

[@utsavmanandharz156]

4:07 damn that's sexy

[@tylergrobman9831]

4:57 Me and the boys when our faces are getting melted off

[@ShallieDragon]

6:21 if you count, you'll see it actually has 2 more strings than Jared's.

[@geetarislife2843]

Djent 2020

[@stephenm.1988]

I think that is stevie t's new 20 string guitar

[@KKoKoRR]

And stevie t. just have it.

[@lucidthoughts4948]

It’s Stevie t’s

[@wolfieb3366]

2:17 I rain outside and cried in the snow when you called Jerry's guitars "vampire tribute guitars"

[@thomashilbert8996]

That killed me on the inside a little bit

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Who is Jerry?

[@distanceovertime7806]

@@xxXthekevXxx kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHXYi5mam5mbfLM

[@kaminandamusic253]

Garcia

[@joelmiddaugh8229]

That's nice, I believe the past tense of "run" is "ran" and "rain" is water that comes from the sky. If you're cool enough to know who Jerry is, you're cool enough to know how words work. Also, it's "that" not "dat".

[@swaggypanda1808]

7:56 Father, what am I?

[@MakinaSatanica]

Stratelecaster.

[@mrpunkkiller7153]

Stralecaster sounds better to me

[@nickroitman6743]

@@mrpunkkiller7153 castratotele

[@mrpunkkiller7153]

@@nickroitman6743 castrele

[@user-cu1ft5sp7g]

stratodisaster i think

[@imangalimusabekov7361]

1:52 a kahler Floyd?? Just imagine tuning this

[@fufuboi1520]

6:24

[@Iheartdgd]

That steam-punkish Strat is badass 7:15 what is this?

[@neonickhaos4811]

50% off

[@carterollmann5763]

Just a travel sized guitar

[@O.Z.13]

A Jammy guitar.

[@noahlapointe5233]

It’s called a jammy and you plug it into your computer and you can upload different midi samples and play them on the guitar. Music is Win made a vid on it it’s pretty dope.

[@TheZepposucks]

8:15 *Me talking to the guy selling the guitar* “How do you know it isn’t going to taste like watermelon taffy?”

[@harryburns2493]

8:01 transfender

[@R4FIK1]

Lol

[@gabrielroa3037]

me: mom can we get a new guitar mom: no, we got one at home guitar at home: 6:04

[@notoriousfrog]

The weirdest guitar is the one which you can't play

[@szczerzo]

Then it's not a guitar.

[@jcalzada74]

I think you are talking about hi's guitar lol

[@roninrose8746]

The triple neck one lol

[@nicot9305]

Bull! All guitars are NOT weird!

[@NN-ir9bj]

So.....all of them?

[@richardtoth7240]

7:59 It reminds me to thet cartoon. I think it's called Catdog

[@insanemang9983]

7:30 I wanna be the very best that no one ever was...

[@johnsketcher1106]

WAHHAHAHA

[@daroachdoggjr1069]

That gun shaped guitar really brings out the Nam' in NAMM

[@maxlu9373]

2:35 looks like the bottom of a really old boot

[@someinternetperson7700]

talk about weird guitars has anyone seen Sal's guitar

[@someinternetperson7700]

Hell yeah

[@RefurbishedToad]

No one has seen Sal since... the incident

[@N0-0n3]

Sal has lost his guitar and tried to air guitar a gig, making him tonight's big loser

[@ClamGaming-th2wt]

JLT sal sings shut your face grandma with joe

[@HuntChicagoHomes]

it looks like an evh that you bought at toys r us

[@lorrainefire6024]

6:23 Wait, I think thats Steve's Djentar guitar lol

[@theinfinityscout3289]

Indeed. I also want one

[@poompclan3552]

4:57 that red one is actually sick though I kinda really want that

[@cletusbeauregard1972]

It's made by Minarik.

[@marcoesposito8753]

It looks uncomfortable af though

[@lidlid7815]

8:12 They should have left that in the Ghost Busters universe.

[@declansheppard705]

No we love it keep it here

[@jackLoveX]

Where’s your guitar?

[@ErickMyers.]

5:50 perfect guitar for Bob Marley

[@florenzolindskovic2335]

Does someone know the Brand of These?

[@ErickMyers.]

No

[@GreatCreamy]

@@florenzolindskovic2335 Trussart

[@mono.isgtds]

The violin guitar is cool but the headstock is scuffed.

[@jordyloos8024]

I see I am not the only one who is absolutely disgusted by headless guitars.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

King Jolo I think he was joking about people who are triggered by them. Not that he himself is :P

[@jordyloos8024]

@Garegh62 You make a good point, I was aware of the fact that the nut would be removed, I do however find them ugly af lol.

[@lynianore7891]

Bruh that's a prog guitar it's super spicy

[@WordsAreJustNoise]

I got a headless from Donner if I keep it out of the case it stays in tune very well I'd almost say longer then a few of my other guitars that are triple its value.

[@griffmurph7067]

2:17 These are remakes of Jerry Garcia's Wolf and Tiger guitars from the Grateful Dead. Wouldn't say they are weird or ugly, but definitely long and strange...

[@joeyk3613]

Griff murph and they made quite a trip

[@pearsecobb6168]

1:57 When Paul Mccartney wants to go in a more metal direction

[@andrewpappas9311]

And switches from Hofner to Dean

[@loganlopez7517]

4:57 if the Care Bears were metal

[@albamalatesta2572]

4:40 Aquaman's guitar pls ⚡

[@trystenschroader4704]

That's what I said!

[@erniegumbo6288]

The actor can play bass pretty damn well too

[@livingthattwelvelife2209]

How the hell would you even play that? Just freakin weird...

[@Aykalia]

It's the one I liked the most tbh

[@austintomkewitz7206]

Don't you mean aquama'am? (Transgender game stop boy joke) xd

[@IdoBerg]

6:23 djent 2020 + thank you guys for 112 likes! :D

[@elibock8892]

Ido Berg that’ll have to be 2020 because of how many strings

[@wj2music]

Djent 2020** because it has 20 strings

[@berkanburakcolaker8709]

It's a dick.

[@JohnnySideburnsX]

WOW ! dJust wow

[@rippingonyoutubers7898]

whats the song at 0:06

[@adayonthetrail]

2:37 the right one all time favorite. Simple but sick

[@rickardspaghetti]

4:58 Ready to fight off the powers of evil! Every Saturday at 9am.

[@joseclaudio5569]

The steam punky one is a killer

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

Stevie T sighting at 4:24

[@Wayneextremity]

His kiesel is actually amazing

[@strike_true]

I actually played that steampunk one at 0:40 at Summer Namm 2019. Honestly its probably one of the best guitars I've ever played.

[@saslawg]

5:59 james hetfield has that guitar

[@Toleyshreds]

Steve yes he does, its seen on the live video of All Nightmare Long, live from Mexico 2009

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

I think the last one is lungs... for some reason. Also, I dig that steampunk one even before you said it 0:33.

[@toporjj]

Either you are so innocent or I'm f*cked up, cause I saw a pair of testicles and uretha implant :D

[@xWakaWx]

guitar from Spalt Insturments. They make crazy things

[@lorrainefire6024]

THRASH METAL & FUN RIFFS i actually have to agree

[@oidzaweedo9127]

7:20 IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

[@Deathclown333]

I had the same reaction!

[@dakratos7140]

I think Jared do not know King Crimson xD

[@antoniocaseiro4243]

you're right i'm affraid... @@dakratos7140

[@costafinkel]

@@antoniocaseiro4243 Pity, one of the best bands ever, one of the best albums ever!

[@Ofinfinitejest]

Jakko Jakszyk plays that PRS or one very similar. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6G9qaqbabiLj5o

[@kaedencross3879]

8:00 when a rich person can’t decide between a strat or telle

[@manoverboardproductions]

when you realize the guitar at 6:27 is stevie's 20 string djent machine

[@pascalschwarz8113]

The Satan Guitar looked like a Guitar I made in Guitar Hero World Tour😂

[@DarkGamer-qh7ql]

8:13 Fortnut Guitar Fortnut Guitar

[@a-lonley-box3657]

This is my favorite, how dare you bring disgrace to this beauty

[@mahoganybongo]

5:48 this one was actually pretty frickin raw ngl

[@jmtrainz2582]

What’s wrong with the mosirite ventures/univox hi-flier. 1:35

[@tobias1377]

Whats with the Loudwire Music?

[@shaneog6298]

7:18 I love that King Crimson guitar 😍

[@noisysquid992]

8:36 someone sacrificed their respiratory system for the creation of this guitar be thank full fur the beauty it beholds ( I think whoever’s lungs had a pretty big growth on the top they ain’t the same size, well in this case it was probably better out than in)

[@thethiccwarrior6675]

Those two mermaid guitars 4:39 Are so beautiful they seep artistic integrity the colors are more impactful than a Rothko to me I can't help but imagine them being played in fantastical scenes The exaggerated swagger is unparalleled if I had the authority I'd claim them a international treasure

[@sarahsoliman4389]

8:13 i feel like its watermelon flavored

[@thestampium3295]

I think it look like neon

[@MST3Killa]

"Hey, can I play that guitar?" "Oh, the Gherribub 69X17 with Hydrophonic super coil-cooled reverberator thread laces and the quad-tune Gilgamesh trisectors?" "...nevermind..."

[@bigchungus8136]

6:57 I name this one Kyle

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

Chad

[@synqelectric6163]

6:41 is the one I like. Looks more electric than the rest

[@demon5DS]

7:19 OMG I WANT THESE. It's from "In the court of the crimson king"

[@theplaceifeelsafest6319]

6:46 is my guitar if I decided to dress like Nikki Sixx and start a Quiet Riot cover band

[@junkhead_92]

That's oddly specific

[@jacoblassiter6283]

Well that’s not far off of who’s guitar it actually is, it’s one of Paul Stanley of KISS signature guitars

[@rockdude007]

2:00 is Paul McCartneys bass if the Beatles went heavy metal lol

[@CataKta]

3:25 Need that song.

[@omanchk2857]

5:08 it's the doublefoot! ron thal signature guitar :)

[@hectorgarza399]

That 'Alien 6' guitar (Diamond guitars - Bird of Prey) is a pretty cool ax.

[@Evan-bc9ik]

0:37 a strat body a les paul bridge and tele controls

[@chair3439]

Guitar hero: we make really weird guitars NAMM: hold my beer

[@aidancollins4887]

At 2:20 this man just called Jerry Garcia’s guitars weird

[@waynebrown1394]

yep you are right he does not have the right to have a opinion? Lets hate him!

[@aidancollins4887]

I don’t hate him, I love his videos and I absolutely do not think he doesn’t deserve to have an opinion. He is entitled to his own opinion as am I. Quit jumping to conclusions you asshat

[@NoName-up9ed]

that's what I was thinking his guitars are so beautiful

[@stephenm.1988]

Stevie t's 20 string guitar 6:24

[@sssolider6898]

Djentar not guitar

[@OgUwU906]

YEEEEEEAAAAH!

[@charpayn6996]

OMG!! I saw you filming this at NAMM. Did you get a chance to check out the Pearl booth and see the massive kit outside?

[@austheimpaler]

Does anyone know what the “little silly” guitars were at around 1:20 ?

[@jacobtucker8167]

3:10 The “hold my beer” guitar

[@natebeal18]

what is the song for the background music? It was sick!!!

[@joshwalter5009]

0:30 oh cmon i thought it was gone, I was eating, ya nasty lol

[@shockrocker976]

What's the one that starts at 5:11 The bass that is. What's that please.

[@rishabsrikanth8993]

The one with the beard and eyes is the guitar specially made for Jordan Rudess

[@chongyvevo]

Rishab Srikanth Druzkowski Wizard man

[@Saswat441]

Last guitar : Ladybird who listened to Infant Annihilator once.

[@darlyngton_nyc]

The song at 7:02 is used on the intros of Resurrection Fest and Blend Guitar.

[@matthewhale9831]

7:19 they did not make a 21st century schizoid man guitar from King Crimson 🤣

[@Evan64m]

Fizz Y jakko plays it on stage too

[@aayushbhattacharya]

Perfect guitar doesn't exi......😦

[@nateklug5933]

aayush bhattacharya Gibson les Paul

[@chapasproject]

​@@nateklug5933 the Gibson 335 is really amazing i wont lie. but the less paul series is overpriced and overrated.

[@nateklug5933]

chapasproject I disagree I have a les Paul and it’s my all time favorite guitar and I always was an sg guy I hated everything about les Paul’s they seemed ugly to me some reason but then I played one and was in love with the feel and the tone I couldn’t get over it and now it’s my go to guitar

[@davidm6387]

The idea that a Les Paul is perfect is just silly, and I'm saying that from the perspective that I think they're the best looking guitars on the planet.

[@aayushbhattacharya]

actually i don't hate les paul..i've played it...feels awesome but then again i prefer decent ibanez series 😋

[@VV-qg1dw]

1:25 Daniel Johns from Silverchair ever use this for their Straight Lines music video.

[@lucymiamibeach9372]

Hi Jared. I love the Rave guitar at 3:30! Do you remember what the brand name is???😍💎

[@dominikromero4854]

0:51 its that villan from despecible me 3 and at 3:47 that look like the rock smith guitar sorry and is at 4:23 really stevie's giitar i hope not i want it

[@drummerchappell]

7:20 please tell me there are other musicians our age who know what this face is. One of the greatest bands ever.

[@Kaiveran]

Young end millennial here reporting! King Crimson is GOAT

[@waynebrown1394]

I am 45 and I never heard one song that I liked. Never understood their cult.

[@christopherfire8805]

i'm 15 and i love it

[@MrSridharkant]

Hey jared! What is the name of the Song at 05:25? Great video.

[@baptiste9968]

I am also intrest

[@danin007]

Yeah...

[@Ehrmann_Gregsson]

These are all royalty free song, you can find it everywhere, just type "royalty free metal"

[@MrSridharkant]

@Ehrmann gregsson. Thanks for that.

[@MrSridharkant]

But i am looking for that specific one. The title of the song would have helped me get it easily. Else, i gotta have to go through the list. 😁

[@wingedrhino33]

What are the tracks being played in the background? I reckon they're from the KZbin sound library but don't know their names.

[@altierianthony01]

6:39 ace frehley Washburn copy looks sick along with the Harley Benton axe at the beginning and the ibanez ps10