The Ultimate M&M's Commercial Compilation

As a kid, I loved watching M&M's commercials on classic KZbin.
So I decided to make my own compilation of M&M's commercials past and present (as of April 2021).
Sidenote: Some commercials couldn't be included for copyrighted music.
Also: I DON’T OWN ANYTHING.

[@MidnightStarGirl]

20:00 Yellow's relationship with red is so precious 😭

[@baby_c17abc]

😢

[@jamesesterline]

It's shocking how good the CGI in the older commercials still looks.

[@tophatunited2722]

I loved these commercials back then. And I still love them now lol.

[@AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan]

28:30

[@LightGang484]

Same

[@mia.amez2010]

12:07 only 2000-2010-2020s remember this

[@Mr.Feather130]

I seem the Christmas commercial so many times and it never gets old

[@aaronbradley430]

Yes absolute classic commercial

[@mrandmrsfishelii940]

I like it

[@redtheprimehedgehog5124]

The fact that in 2018 they made a sequel commercial of that one from 1996 is just wholesome

[@PrideEepy64]

It appeared 2023 It’s gonna gonna appear 2024 I already can predict it XD

[@connorwarren5300]

"If the M&M's talk I won't eat them" A very important rule, indeed. Never eat living, talking, and/or singing food.

[@cartooncentral263]

A Muppets Christmas Carol

[@connorwarren5300]

@@cartooncentral263 "Mother always said 'Never eat singing food.'" - Rizzo the Rat 1992

[@Treeeee2008]

The spokescandies are hilarious, I know they're only meant to sell a product that isn't even good for you but they're so charming and funny that I can't resist, I want them to have a movie or something one day. But this is over an hour long this is the movie!

[@lucaschannel1113]

The first commercial is kind of like the opening credits

[@th3process763]

just act like it’s good for you it’s whatever

[@charlesthomas5956]

Then you are a spokescandy. Lol

[@drawingsuperstar252]

I would agree with these guys getting a movie. M&M's: The Movie. See it June 15th 2025.

[@cherylmccombe5059]

thats what i said!

[@xxxtakaji-kaixxx9016]

Man I remember watching these commercial ads on KZbin when I was just 6 yrs old and very much nostalgic

[@SonicSuper65]

Me too

[@cadefilms4072]

I remember the pop tarts one

[@soramembrino82]

21:45 Yellow: hey look we’re on the guest list Red: that’s the menu Me: actually it’s a receipt.

[@clydefruits4225]

39:11 IDK why the heck I can't stop laughing. God, these M&M"s commercials are so good. I feel like the Mars Company took away a huge era when they announced changes to the personalities of the characters

[@ahlamkastiro3154]

Yellow has a beautiful singing voice ngl😳

[@ahlamkastiro3154]

@@IAmAHeater THINK JOHN THINK

[@charlesthomas5956]

@@ahlamkastiro3154 Who is John?

[@ultracaik]

jk simmons

[@timesnewlogan2032]

The Christmas commercial was always my favorite, and that follow-up only made it better!

[@maxmeidl4909]

Honestly, the CGI of the characters from the early days of the commercials has aged better than the CGI in Toy Story 1.

[@avisittodonnalandmiami]

0:00 1995 and 2011 1:00 1995 and 1996 2:03 2004 and 2011 2:48 2009 and 1996 3:31 2009 and 2009 4:05 2009 and 1995 4:37 2012 and 2012 5:39 2009 and 2018 6:24 2015 and 1996 6:55 1996 and 1997 7:40 2002 and 2001

[@charlesthomas5956]

Please make more time lapses

[@SuperLazer64]

gotta admit, love the vocal performances by both Billy West and JK Simmons, don't know voiced the other m's

[@NintendoFantasyChic]

Cree Summer voiced Green, Robb Pruitt voiced Blue, Eric Kerchberger voiced Orange, and Vanessa Williams voiced Ms. Brown.

[@SuperLazer64]

@@NintendoFantasyChic cree summer as green? Wow. She's one of my child hood voice actresses

[@INoahGuy1]

@@SuperLazer64 you know, Jon Lovitz and John Goodman played the original Red and Yellow.

[@SuperLazer64]

@@INoahGuy1 really? didn't know that

[@resteringsalonze9303]

anon? What does m+m add ic backwards backwards mean?

[@maxmeidl4909]

The only thing better than eating m&m’s is eating m&m’s while watching m&m’s commercials.

[@sonicgalaxy27]

M&Ms is one of the best candies commercial i ever watched and enjoy. The Crispy M&Ms are one of the best flavors. 😋

[@biliussteed2102]

May God rest Red’s soul.😢😢

[@DoritosForDays]

Time stamp?

[@timbrecoster8417]

What happened to red?(the m&m)?

[@Nug_of_Nug_eggnug]

He means red is always getting hurt and eaten

[@OffensiveKid]

The orange M&M is just me always scared

[@bryanramsey2206]

@@DoritosForDays5:08

[@lizardwizard8235]

This is a masterpeice

[@dronemaster24]

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself :)

[@theyluv_jnx]

i agree.

[@Jayden-yx6mo]

The m&m was the poster child of my father

[@megamariofan4009]

55:22 This is the funniest one out of all of them

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: Well, we made it to another Halloween without getting eaten! And this year was a close one! 🟡Yellow: Yeah, tell me about it. 🔴Red: Ooh! you feel that chill? 🟡Yellow: I don't feel anything. Uh, this can't be good... 26:09

[@cannoxgd7391]

*_Mistakes make you stronger_* Me after downloading TikTok: 48:07

[@Chocolatemilkdrinkerhi]

Those elementary teachers that use m&ms for math must have have been so stressed during the m&m split up thing

[@zygarbodor1098]

They could've used Skittles instead.

[@prestonplayzsucks]

@@zygarbodor1098 or Reese’s pieces

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

@@prestonplayzsucks or Starburst

[@prestonplayzsucks]

@@InsertCreativeusername_ or Hershey kisses

[@bickieeeeee]

@@prestonplayzsucks no but the whole thing is they use m&ms because they're assorted colors, so using something the same color would defeat the purpose

[@MidnightStarGirl]

21:00 I love how red is just so in denial of their bromance 😂🥺

[@RatAssassin252]

As a guy with a m&m as a profile pic this video and the maker behind it has the most respect that I could give

[@bubblesmedia]

More like "That had an M&M as a profile pic"

[@EMDTTSWANDNASCARF2K3]

2:19 as a NASCAR Fan I enjoyed this commercial when 2 M&Ms were driving Kyle Busch’s Car still unfortunate that M&Ms left NASCAR

[@matachini]

(Crowd Cheering)

[@matachini]

(2:24) (Tires Squealing) (Crowd Oohing Then Gasping)

[@charlesthomas5956]

4:22: 1st (1995) 1:01: 2nd (1995) 0:01: 3rd (1995) 1:32: 4th (1996) 3:02: 5th (1996) 6:39: 6th (1996) 6:55: 7th (1996) 7:25: 8th (1997) 34:15: 9th (2001) 8:56: 10th (2001) 8:11: 11th (2001) 7:40: 12th (2002) 13:53: 13th (2002) 48:27: 14th (2004) 48:37: 15th (2004) 48:47: 16th (2004) 48:57: 17th (2004) 49:12: 18th (2004) 2:03: 19th (2004) 2:49: 20th (2009) 5:39: 21st (2009) 2:19: 22nd (2011) 0:31: 23rd (2011) 22:21: 24th (2011) 22:52: 25th (2012) 24:28: 26th (2012) 24:46: 27th (2012) 25:06: 28th (2012(Or 2017?)) 25:27: 29th (2012) 25:50: 30th (2012)

[@MKTB22]

I’m going to guess but 40:08 is from 2009?

[@Javiercat_the_protector]

This ultimate compilation would be like a movie.

[@feloniusgru4996]

I swear I see this commercial every year 12:07

[@idek6585]

Same

[@idek6585]

Same

[@dbro9037]

Same

[@aaronbradley430]

Same

[@anthonytheyelmet9636]

Same

[@jred9864]

Seriously, why don't they make a movie with this. If they can make a Lego movie, then why not an M and M movie. Its got the characters, individual personalities and comedic timing. Hell all it needs is a story to connect them altogether.

[@potato7567]

Maybe because it’s a food brand

[@calvinarens548]

(🟡Yellow tries to turn on the chainsaw) 🟡Yellow: I can't believe it's finally here! Halloween! The best night of the year! 🔴Red: Oh yeah! All those people out partying, Trick or treating, eating M&M's! Maybe, hmm! We should stay in tonight, here. 🟡Yellow: Scary movie? 🔴Red: Done! (🟡Yellow drops the chainsaw) (Ghost sound) 30:31

[@DisMikoUwUOfficial]

The fact that if they went out, They would have been eaten already. 0-0

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: Dude, I texted her like 3 days ago, But now I'm like, "should I call her-- (Poof) (🔴Red screams and falls) (The cheerleaders cheer) 🧞‍♂️Genie: Your final wish has been granted! Milo: Thanks, Genie. Wait, wait, wait, where's the peanut one? (🟡Yellow screams and falls) (The cheerleaders cheer) 🟡Yellow: Oh, hey Red! (🔴Red groans) 📖Narrator: M&M's, can't resist them. 🔴Red: Hey, uh, Gilligan, could've wish for a boat, huh? 29:00

[@soramembrino82]

1:00:30 we’re not just bigger, we’re smarter too.

[@ants7279]

The fact that an hours worth of M&M commercials was able to be made is crazy funny ans brings so many memories.

[@calvinarens548]

(🐺Wolf howls) 🟡Yellow: Are you sure we'll be safe out here??? 🔴Red: (yawns) Just relax and go to sleep! (🔴Red turns off the light) (Crunch sound) 🟡Yellow: What was that??? 🔴Red: What was what? (Crunch sound) 🟡Yellow: That! (Munching) 🔴Red: It's just your imagination. (🟡Yellow turns on the light) 🟡Yellow: Hey, I thought you said the Crispy M&M's were all gone! 🔴Red: (Gibberish) Look, a bear! (🟡Yellow gets scared) (🔴Red chuckles and eat the Crispy M&M's) 📖Narrator: A crispy center covered in chocolate? That sounds like new Crispy M&M's! (A 🐻bear licks 🔴Red) 13:54

[@calvinarens548]

(🔴Red removes the wrapping from the ice cream) 🟡Yellow: Hey! that ice cream looks just like you! 🔴Red: No, it doesn't. (🟡Yellow takes Red's eyes and puts it on his ice cream) 🔴Red: Maybe a little. 📖Narrator: New M&M's Ice Cream Treats. 41:01

[@briccanimations]

Billy West and J.K. Simmons are absolute legends.

[@henryault458]

DroneMaster24, I just wanna give you huge props for patiently putting together this amazing compilation. Good work dude.

[@forgottensnecko4631]

Is this all of them? (aside from copyrighted ones) Because if so..... I salute you because this must have been hard

[@dronemaster24]

Yeah, this complication includes the majority of the 3D animated commercials. It did take quite a while but it was worth it in the end. :)

[@RoboMoteYT]

6:24 I loved this one ad❤❤❤

[@calvinarens548]

(Guardians of the Galaxy starts playing) 🟡Yellow: Hey Red, look! it's Rocket! from the Guardians of the Galaxy! I ran into him by the theater! 🔴Red: That's not Rocket. 🟡Yellow: I know that! It's the guy that plays him! 📖Narrator: Only in theaters May 5th. 21:04

[@calvinarens548]

🟡Yellow: Red, we won! What prize do we want? A 2-week trip staying in French castles, or a piece of swamp land forever? 🔴Red: Hmm, a holiday in luxurious castles in France or a damp wet piece of swamp... Brother, I think you know the answer! I'm gonna go pack! Booyah! 🟡Yellow: Okay, we made up our minds! Well, Red, what do you think? 🔴Red: (Breaks the baguette) 📖Narrator: Buy Shrek preferred M&M's packs for your chance to win the castle or the swamp promotion! 🟡Yellow: Uh, Red, I think you're sinking. 39:37

[@calvinarens548]

(While 🟡Yellow was reading a book, he hears a sound) 🔴Red: Hey, Yellow! (🟡Yellow gasps) 🔴Red: Check out my Halloween costume! 🟡Yellow: Wh-- What are you going as? 🔴Red: A cannibal. (🔴Red eats a M&M) 🟡Yellow: Ooh! (chuckles) (🔴Red makes a hissing sound) 🟡Yellow: Ooh, that's dark. (Ghost sound) 30:11

[@hiide0us123]

This is all so cursed... I love it!

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

To me it's soothing, Cause these commercials appeared on tv when I was a kid in the early 2000's

[@trewashington787]

5:36 R.I.P red.

[@matachini]

🔴(Red screaming)

[@wwefwrestling6292]

I come back every month to watch these and it’s worth it 👍

[@Mordochad]

this is true cinema right here

[@enyervivas5198]

21:13I like how Rocket votes the popcorns 😂

[@maxxgunner5573]

GOODBYE M&M mascots! 😞😔😢 Edited: It turns out, their "retirement" may have been just a joke for the Super Bowl. Sorry about the misinformation. I'm happy they're still alive. Now they need to bring back their old designs and personalities.

[@torrestoyfun4235]

The fact that I watched this while eating M&Ms is unexplainable 😅

[@aaronbradley430]

Same and I have this m&m blanket and mug I got from the m&m store in la

[@torrestoyfun4235]

@@aaronbradley430 I got the m&m blanket too!

[@aaronbradley430]

@@torrestoyfun4235 haha 😂 omg

[@liamderuiter7963]

I don’t know why but I find these really entertaining

[@prestonplayzsucks]

A lot of people do

[@aaronbradley430]

Same

[@calvinarens548]

Female Attendant #1: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few moments you'll be getting our complimentary inflight snack service. Today we'll be offering-- Female Attendant #2: They're gone! Female Attendant #1: What do you mean they're gone? Female Attendant #2: The snacks, They're gone! They're missing! Female Attendant #1: Have you checked everywhere? Female Attendant #2: Yes. Female Attendant #1: Well, they have to be here somewhere. (Everyone starts looking) Female Attendant #1: Anything? Female Attendant #3: They're not here! Female Attendant #2: They can't just get up and walk away! (In an airport bathroom, all the M&Ms are hiding) 🔴Red: All right, only...13 more hours to go. 📖Narrator: M&M's. can't resist them. (Someone knocks on the door) 🔴Red: You're gonna have to hold it! 0:31

[@redraccoon3412]

24:20 I’m sorry, but did Blue ask the heat be lowered because Red made a comment? Interesting…

[@diegoleonelreyes]

I loved watching m&m’s commercials

[@sonicgalaxy27]

Same here.

[@Lighttimetoons2011]

OMFG I remember watching M&M’s commercials when I was a kid

[@cookietree2994]

Nah bro the confession booth 💀

[@JamieSmith-fz2mz]

A kid from my high school class did the first animation of these guys many years ago. He lived out in the country and did it in his basement. In case you wonder where they were born.

[@hypocriticalgrammarnazi]

bullshit

[@samwhitacre]

15:14 - Yellow: (Giggles) Candy pants.

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: Ow! 🟡Yellow: So you think Santa will like these red and green M&M's? 🔴Red: I don't know, I never met the guy! (🔴Red and 🎅Santa scream) 🔴Red: He does exist! 🎅Santa: They do exist! (🔴Red and 🎅Santa faint) 🟡Yellow: Uh, Santa? 12:08

[@charlesthomas5956]

9:11-9:57: Ogre-sized M&M's

[@calvinarens548]

👨Chris: How are you today? 👩Female Person: Thanks! 👨Chris: (Rips the ticket) Enjoy the movie! Whoa! Tickets, please! 🔴Red: Tickets? Uh, deh... What do you mean tickets? We're M&M's! 🟡Yellow: Yeah, we're from the candy bar! 👨Chris: Oh, I eat stuff from there! Can I eat you? 🟡Yellow: Yes! I'm roasted peanut and--- 🔴Red: (Laughs nervously) We'll be right back. 🟡Yellow: (breathes) 🔴Red: You think he wants tickets for the Frozen Coke too? 🟡Yellow: (Gasps) Red! I didn't get a ticket for my Frozen Coke! 32:38

[@calvinarens548]

Barry: Hey! You're one with those M&M's! 🔴Red: Nah, we split. Time to go our separate ways. I'm the Oregon Cherry guy now! Barry: You don't really look like a ch-- There it is! 📖Narrator: The M&Ms split up! Reunite them by looking up the wrapper and you could win a $100,000! 18:47

[@Zaiqahal]

It's crazy how many I haven't seen.

[@luiseduardogaralc9972]

🔴Red: Thanks, Oh, Would you look who's sliding our way? 🍫Chocolate Bar: Yo, What's up?, besides the sun, hello 😎, tía, Mamma mia (🍫Chocolate Bar Coquetery) 🍫Chocolate Bar: Name's Chocolate Bar (🍫Chocolate Bar slaps 🟡Yellow to sit down that chair) 🍫Chocolate Bar: But you call me Chocolataty 👱Female Person: Better tell what's him name to be careful 🔴Red: Candy shells even better than sunscreen 🟡Yellow: Oh, I'm sure he'll be just (🟡Yellow gasps 😨) 👱Female Person: Eeeewww 🤢 🔴Red: Waiter, Mop! 📖Narrator: M&M's, the milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your lounge chair. 🟡Yellow: With these clown shoes? 1:32

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: Hey! Did you hear about the new White M&M's? 🟡Yellow: White? 🔴Red: Yeah! Color on the outside, but white on the inside! 🟡Yellow: How do I know you're not a White M&M? 🔴Red: (opens his mouth) 🟡Yellow: (faints) 🔴Red: (smells his breath) 📖Narrator: Now available in white chocolate! 55:06

[@HueyTheBucket]

That was a bit racist for a public commercial

[@ragegamertv.]

I love M&M 🔴🟡🟠🟢🟤🔵 2 of these clips are my favorite part 0:48 and 2:21

[@hunterkiersey1469]

That song is magnificent 19:25

[@jaydenjohnsonschannel5642]

I love Optimus prime in the M&Ms commercial is awesome

[@craighasley4068]

9:47 hey! Did you give them peanut butter?😂😂😂😂

[@stancentral]

I love m&ms so much that I haven’t had them for a while

[@calvinarens548]

(Thunder strucks) 🔴Red: I told you the Crystal Skull would lead us to the Mint Crisp M&M's! (🟡Yellow screams and falls with 🔴Red) 🔴Red: Snakes, I hate sn-- Would you knock it off?! (🟡Yellow plays the flute) 📖Narrator: Discover Mint Crisp M&M's! 46:19

[@noahvideobywatching]

R: are we winning Y: uh I thought you were looking R: ah

[@calvinarens548]

🟡Yellow: No, no, no, no, no, ooh! And I pick you! I'll name you, Cornelius Pumperdinkle! (Action music starts playing) 📖Narrator: Only 1 in 100 are lucky enough to become America's favorite nut! 46:34

[@LarsDVDTimeYT]

Where are the 2 commercials of where Red and Yellow get kidnapped

[@Cheemsburgerr]

54:36 the most funny m&ms ad ave all time

[@charlesthomas5956]

54:06-54:35 & 54:36-55:05: What the heck💀

[@charlesthomas5956]

6:24-6:39: Crispy(Or should I say Krispy) M&M's are back

[@elliottclaassen]

It’s Funny how the normal M&ms don’t wear clothes but the Tribal M&ms have a leaf.

[@charlesthomas5956]

4:38-5:08: 🇬🇧British limited edition M&M's🇬🇧

[@matthewporrini50]

The m&m Christmas one was the only m&m's commercial to get a sequel

[@miayanes6104]

Judy Garland as Dorothy wizard the oz 1939 MGM movie m&m's candies

[@BenDover-ep4xg]

44:19 AHHH I LOVE HERRRR (coming from a girl)

[@charlesthomas5956]

24:31-24:35: Salted crispy M&M's (© Mars 2012 Australia)

[@williamforjenth9368]

39:10 Human Red got yeeted to Neptune!

[@charlesthomas5956]

6:39-7:40 Among us In a nutshell (© 1996-1997)

[@zacharybrooks939]

I love M&M’s 🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟤.

[@HueyTheBucket]

🟣

[@AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan]

8:42 8:46 8:50 28:30 28:38 38:17 38:30 46:41 50:45 57:38 1:00:44 1:02:00 1:05:25 1:06:22 21:24

[@enzopalma5376]

The fact I am coming here to reflect on memories due to the recent news is devastating. Never going to forgive Mars for giving up on these mascots.

[@macuser7048]

Maybe buttheads online need to chill out. Otherwise we'll lose ALL of the mascots.

[@Ty13rLreturns]

Don't worry. It's all just a Super Bowl stunt.

[@filly.-]

They're back, actually!

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: None of these chicks wanna go see a movie on Sunday! You know, it always, (Mocking the girls) I'm rearranging my sock drawer! I'm being deported! I love to, but I'm in Rehab! Come on, ladies! 🟡Yellow: There's someone else you can take, Red! Who's always there for you, Knows what you like and don't like, Only a phone call way? 🔴Red: (nods yes) We really don't do this enough. 📖Narrator: Sweet Sundays. Get a free cinema ticket on a Sunday. Who you take, it's up to you! 55:21

[@NeyzaBataan0902]

I wanted to thank you for making ultimate commercial

[@anthonystrikcani3840]

2:38 ARE WE WINNING? Uh, I though you were looking? Ah! Thomas: experts drive these bad boys here

[@soramembrino82]

1:06:20 get in the bowl.

[@AlolaMasked_BettyRubbleFan]

1:06:23 YOU Get in the bowl.

[@Coolraiden877]

1:06:25 m&m Bring them all home

[@zoeyThomas-ub6re]

44:39 is my favorite 😂

[@prestonplayzsucks]

50:49 why don’t you I would totally see that

[@catalinamacieldelgado1068]

24:11 M&M's - Soup (2012, Australia)

[@jonathanbartholomewshingle7649]

This question had been bothering me my whole life, I have been thinking for years, I've developed what you would say insomnia. No sleep and no thought. I've been feeling like avoid thinking about which M&M girl is the best, the answer seemed simple but it had put me in horror. Until today. I knew the answer to this question that took away my wife my kids and everything in between. I feel like a new man, I feel like I can conquer the universe. This question was philosophically the answer to our small puny lives, it had put me in great trouble but now I feel free, I feel like a ruler ready to take the next steps in life. Thank you degenorocity for blessing our thoughts and minds with this exquisite video.To begin with, these two are great women and I respect both of them and their characteristics. The Brown M&M gives off a high sense of intelligence while being quite attractive. Her mannerisms flaunts her intelligence but so does her outfit, the glasses and heels tie in to each other quite well which makes her enchanted. Next, which you astutely pointed out, she is in fact a black queen! This is something I will always respect. Next we have the Green M&M, a clear contrast to the Brown M&M, who is a lot more refined, the Green M&M exhibits her assets with absolute confidence, shown in her many poses and of course, her fashion. Her colour (green) makes her unique and it stands out to me. Her speech pattern and tone is quite soothing to me. Hereby I deduce, between these two m&ms, RED M&M. GODDAMN HE'S SO FINE BRUH LOOK AT HIS COLOUR HIS SWEET RED GODDAMN I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF. HE BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN DAMN. Thank you.Many might disagree, but truthfully speaking, I have to say the green m&m. First off, she’s not afraid of admitting her hotness and owning it. That’s admirable. Secondly, her wearing sneakers instead of heels makes it hurt less when she steps on me. And that, I appreciate because it shows that she’s a considerate queen. What about the brown m&m, would she replace her heel to make it less painful when she steps on you? That’s what I thought. Thank you for your time.I wish I could of have commented a 500 word essay on this subject, thus I try my best, to my knowledge youtube might have a limit of the amount of characters I can share thus I go to uncharted territory not knowing if I will make it, firstly lets evaluate the brown M&M as a cultured member of the higher class I can appreciate the sophistication she brings to the table, I can be sure that each conversation with her will be informative, and as a high class member that as well has gathered an astounding amount of knowledge about various topics in my life, I very much would enjoy the enlightenment she would bring me, but she kind of looks like a librarian, and at most respect for it is a very hard job, I had a traumatic experience with a librarian a broom and 3 gallons of molasses as a child, but it is only a minor problem that I am sure will disappear with therapy, as well I can appreciate the very well cared of figure she has maintained, a healthy lifestyle is important for the mind and the body. in the other hand the green M&M will be the kind of women to not be ashamed of her past, a much more honest and open women with a higher self esteem I would say, which is important for long term relationship as well, I am unsure if she will make a great life accomplice though, as she might is known to have been through plenty of relationships before, some might call no commitment, but I call it experience. But we are questioning which one is more attractive so it is not as relevant, judging body figure I would have said the green M&M has an advantage, but after the M&M company inc co. has ruthlessly changed the high heels to normal snickers. I must say that I have deducted points, but we don't judge a person by his clothes; it is merely an obstacle. The brown M&M as I mentioned has a more sophisticated look, I can quote what happened the first time that I saw it, I said: “Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF” end quote. That was exactly my response after seeing her sheer beauty. After seeing the green M&M for the first time I had a similar response as well. In conclusion both are almost equally attractive thus I cannot make a decision, and I think it is for the best, as saying that one is better than the other would be to discredit human nature, our society has already tendencies to make people fight over what's not needed to be fought over, there is no need for further discussion I say let's just appreciate both and not discriminate against the other, for each M&M is special in its own way, and are too different from each other to really objectively define which one is the best. Thank you for reading my 500+ word essay.

[@charlesthomas5956]

Why is this comment so long?

[@AshtonMelbye]

40:16 me when I smell cow poop but we’re not anywhere close to a farm

[@craighasley4068]

8:04 Can I watch TV? No!

[@craighasley4068]

4:49 Yellow's a punk rocker

[@calvinarens548]

🔴Red: Finally! something trying to eat people for a change! How do you like them apples? 🟡Yellow: Dinosaurs eat apples? Claire: Something's coming... 🟡Yellow: That red dot looks just like you! 🔴Red: What are you talking about? That's a T-Rex! Claire: It's not a T-Rex... 🟡Yellow: See? That's definitely you! 🔴Red: It's not me! 🟡Yellow: I know it's not really you, 🔴Red: Thank you. 🟡Yellow: It's your stunt double. (Baryonyx roars) (people screaming) (action music starts playing) 5:54

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