The Ultimate Simp Tries to Get My Video Removed

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[@dokun6285]

She got her simps trained, she didn't even have to say anything and they came to defend her loll

[@snappwolftv]

xDD

[@kevinortega8251]

Tell me why I could hear her laugh on the background XD

[@closegripbenchpress489]

ok jonny sins

[@spork8721]

like police dogs lmfao they already know what to do

[@ismaelguevara1150]

Factssss 😂

[@saintpoli6800]

Let’s be real, we all enjoy it when Bird gotta defend himself...

[@slitheringsnake229]

Poli i love it so much

[@edibola-5592]

He’s been providing this content for years it’s incredible how his channel is still up

[@SirusRotv]

It isnt much of a defense when its an absolute massacre now is it?

[@soshiusss]

Ma boi knows how to rip and tear

[@SirusRotv]

@@soshiusss the best defense is a good offense as they say.

[@AzulACR]

“Ima stop you right there she’s taken, happily”

[@mauricegreen5321]

When he said that I just about lost all faith in humanity.

[@passione2937]

That right there is a trained guard-simp.

[@Nnubbs]

I would have said the same shit he did. You don’t have the balls to take her. Don’t say she’s taken.

[@matthewwinter93]

That Pigeon 😂😂😂😂

[@Snicklemypickle]

Whispering in his ear : SSSSIIIIIIMMMPPPP

[@shamanlore8933]

Right after they got done “defending her honor” her husband blew them cheeks out

[@squ4rium]

The simp’s clapped

[@ccrachidthemanwithaplan1368]

@3rd Way lmfaoooooo

[@fallenicarus2685]

Birdman came back and clapped

[@pmc614]

Her husband is Optimus

[@JP-st9hn]

So Funny watching a bunch of incels attacking simps! 🤣

[@Tony-fq5bn]

What they actually mean when they say, "she's happily married" is, "hey man, I've been waiting in line pretty patiently for this girl to like me more than her current boyfriend, and you're kinda jumping the line"

[@JpDaKing]

You legend

[@I-own-your-feelings]

😭🤣

[@younguzi5754]

Tony Roca kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@gyro-j]

So accurate, so true 😂😂😂

[@God-cm5xs]

Tony Roca perfect logic lmao you right

[@frieza2235]

"stop right there she's taken" "Taken by who?" "..."😂😂

[@samuelburnes2650]

"They playing with her wall on fortnite, the husband playing with her walls in real life" -pure comedy right there lmao

[@wolfnboots2006]

I read this comment right when he said that

[@grantmorrison7397]

Wolfnboots 200 same. it’s kind of creepy when that happens lol

[@raphaeloflynn5055]

Missed an opportunity to say he editing her walls IRL

[@shadyovoxogoon6923]

Lmao those are bars

[@thehostage1]

My wife spit out here juice when she heard that lmao

[@bluntlee555]

It’s crazy how she didn’t even say she was taken. She was about to answer him before the simps stepped in LMAOO

[@zotanzero]

Yeah, I guess they think women aren't strong enough to stand up for themselves

[@pauldenton227]

now that's the main point for me, guys don't even let the girl talk for herself, if she wanted to bash birdman she would

[@AzulACR]

She didn’t even have to say anything they just came to defend her right away

[@ellisjackson3355]

They are her minions

[@RexDavis415]

She got them simps in check SMH

[@BobYourHeadMusic]

But defend her from what? A conversation?

[@TheFlyest-mi8df]

Like trained dogs

[@coldcut4751]

BobYourHeadMusic pretty much

[@cbicck]

Let me catch my son saying “ she’s married happily” when it’s not your wife Edit: LMAO this clown is trying to take Birdman to court over the video bro i'm done

[@holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup]

Cates you forgot to say “my son”

[@imperfekt_zen]

theres no "son" there

[@cbicck]

astatine appreciate it youngin

[@dejanf8168]

Dude really said "lemme stop you right there she's taken, happily" when it's not even his wife 🤣🤣🤣

[@dellbelphine304]

Let me catch my son not asking the girl her age

[@jadegpeligro1806]

Simps: **exist* Eugene: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

[@sergiocruesten7994]

Eugenes will fuck up the simps in seconds, the simps don’t stand a chance.

[@jackhallman7172]

Jab Eugenes are simps

[@younguzi5754]

Jab kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@kennyomegapushcesaropushhe4184]

Not every SIMP is an EUGENE, but every EUGENE is a SIMP. So basically the Eugene is an evolved version of the simp.

[@Nick-ec1hs]

Kenny Omega#PushCesaro#PushHero but didn’t Eugene come first?

[@seyguh4177]

Homies didn’t even let the woman speak, shows how much they actually care about women’s rights. What a pair of jokes

[@stsk7]

Women's rights? That's irrelevant, stop bringing random stuff up that's the problem with the conversation these days. Besides women's rights are human rights.

[@seyguh4177]

Skye Walker *simp*

[@thatperformer3879]

Skye Walker Shithead you literally just proved my man’s point 😂

[@stsk7]

@@thatperformer3879 literally the opposite

[@RainEDJ]

Skye Walker BRO YOU SIMPIN DUMBASS LMAO ROFL

[@duchi882]

When you do Social Distancing in real life but they just won't leave you alone in the Internet

[@younguzi5754]

Duchi kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@kitsune660]

Young Uzi fuck off kid

[@JuanNunez-pt6xd]

Last time I was this early, Simps were called Eugenes.

[@KOCChristian]

Eugene don’t simp they demand women to love them or they’ll start a kill streak

[@austinnunez2031]

If a simp starts counting down from 10 he’s waiting for an apology to the girl he’s defending, it a Eugene starts counting down you better book it

[@MtthwPerry3]

@@KOCChristian 😂

[@donsaboter2543]

The men @ is baconkingttv

[@palidin_oc768]

I wonder, who would win an army of simps or one Eugene.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

> Being a Simp for a married woman They say humanity is the most intelligent species on the planet? I highly doubt that

[@bobross7469]

you see they're so intelligent they are staying single for this woman that way no one has to deal with their BS

[@JespoHuybrechts]

@@bobross7469 and also don't pass on their genes to the next generation

[@bobross7469]

@@JespoHuybrechts not only that when they do that they're doing us a favor

[@qualjusmagalgus7744]

BRUH UR EVERYWHERE

[@bobross7469]

@@qualjusmagalgus7744 lmao

[@chinaexpat1827]

HE'S JEALOUS BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR 5 YEARS TO MUSTER UP THE COURAGE TO DO WHAT YOU DID IN 5 NANOSECONDS. THAT REACTION SCREAMS HAY HAY WE'RE FIRST IN LINE.

[@danielx22]

hahahaha so true

[@BobYourHeadMusic]

Lmao it does tho, they were like "how dare u try to cut infront of me... Im not even gonna give u the chance"

[@Ledzz]

Birdman: The Ultimate Simp Tries to Get My Video Removed Everyone: We've gotten our self a code name Simp

[@biggamanedabeast5247]

Code white is more appropriate. You know to match the knights out there protecting other other mens women for free

[@Suicide_Haze]

Ourselves *

[@donsaboter2543]

Baconkingttv thank me later!

[@JesusMorales-vs1gl]

Facts

[@donsaboter2543]

The simp @ is baconkingttv

[@Daddy-dc6dq]

“She’s happily married” - simp_god420

[@cesario1]

He said “thanks for the free promotion” like people are going to actually follow him

[@peytonford5989]

Nword rodrick youd be surprised by some people

[@steviesbadtv]

Nword rodrick no one is going to follow him. Because no one even knows who he is. Except that he is some random simp...🤷🏻‍♂️

[@wafflingmyboy1053]

Stephen Mcallister yeah but he is gonna get attention from all this drama

[@CannibalKake]

Guuleed Saleeman there is a such thing as “bad publicity”

[@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj]

Idk man simps tend to cluster together

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

''I'm a potato" a sad attempt to be funny in front of a girl smh

[@bemb4064]

*OuTStaNdiNg mOvE!*

[@ethanelmore1640]

@@bemb4064 lol

[@AtlasofSol]

Only badboyhalo is a potato

[@chriswendi3825]

That’s the type of thing I’d say to impress a girl with my random “humor” in middle school

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

@@chriswendi3825 same dude

[@joshcaulton9083]

Lemme catch my son tagging the Women’s Rights twitter account.

[@slavenrasic2204]

Your son will have an easy way out of the womb

[@younguzi5754]

Lana Rhoades kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@fallenicarus2685]

Unless hes shitposting

[@zhcultivator]

@@slavenrasic2204 Out of the womb into the tomb

[@GG2kSports]

Hi I’ve seen you before just can’t remember where

[@tristanphilo5157]

Birdman: destroys weird people Also birdman: "I don't know why weird people come for me"

[@younguzi5754]

Tristan Philo kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@pavelh756]

> Complains about being called a simp > Tweets at WomensRights like a crybaby, proving he's a simp

[@chaouz]

birdman’s start of conversation goes like this: “are you a girl or a boy?” “are you below or over the age of 18?”

[@FlyXcur]

I'ma be honest if someone on the mic and it sounds like they could be a little kid or a woman I ask. I'm not trying to play these games with kids they gonna make me catch a L

[@younguzi5754]

chaouz kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@Walker-ow7vj]

Fly Xcur ay nah sum kids be good af gotta get lucky lmao

[@Super_Zas]

Right the weirdest way to even ask. Birdman even sounded really weird and uncomfortable

[@JP-st9hn]

Kind of like a CREEP.

[@Prodixy]

Simp: *Defends females regardless of if they are wrong* Ultimate Simp: **Defends females regardless of if they are wrong and his fellow Simp peers**

[@Suicide_Haze]

Nice bot subs dude

[@TTInfiniteGaming]

They didn't even give her a chance to be wrong, that's how far gone they are.

[@thisgamedoodoo9016]

His name is baconkingttv

[@Prodixy]

@@Suicide_Haze i dont :)

[@henrydumont5470]

Bird man:”are you above or below 18” Simps: “imma stop you right there”

[@JP-st9hn]

It’s none of his damn business.

[@JP-st9hn]

Sevian Medina Why would anyone be worried about catching a case playing fortnite? Maybe cuz he’s a creep. How old someone is, in no way matters in fortnite, unless you are planning on being a pervert...

[@theprodigy6713]

J P or not trying to play with little shit kids

[@JP-st9hn]

The Prodigy That’s obviously not what it was about... smh.

[@theprodigy6713]

J P maybe or maybe not you never know

[@sxsa9309]

the simps are drawn to birdmans chad energy and they hate it

[@floatyseagull9472]

birdman is a neck beard in a chad body. A very rare species

[@christianwaters3437]

Bird man is a Eugene that seeks to destroy all other Eugenes

[@apertioopening3425]

Birdman is a hybrid species of the haliaeetus leucocephalus and of the homo sapien

[@jamprod]

Christian Waters their can only be one

[@Madman473]

yo Shout out birdman for not being like all the other youtubers and saying “make sure you go watch the other video to see the clip” and instead actually putting the clip in this video. You real af lmao

[@chilael6892]

That's not being "real", that's being a people-pleaser.

[@user-fi2zs2ww1r]

@@chilael6892 you mean taking one for the team, which is being real.

[@michaelmayers3622]

@@chilael6892 facts

[@fplkayman]

Bmt

[@Meatball_Wizard]

Madman_473 fr tho

[@shannduin]

The most ironic thing is that these men did not let the woman say a damn word, they spoke for her each time. Like bro, you're talking about womens rights and being a feminist and you're STILL speaking for a woman without letting her stand up for herself. That isn't feminism lmao

[@yeetyeetyeet1967]

Thats exactly what i would have said in the fortnite lobby. Its like a big uno reverse card

[@chriswendi3825]

According to feminists, interrupting women and trying to talk over her is “mansplaining”. They’re literally being the problem but somehow think they’re fighting for women’s rights

[@thatonekidthatnobodytruste5406]

ThAtS mAnTeRrUpTiNg

[@floodthattoilet5258]

Let me catch my son being a weirdo magnet

[@raphaelb5237]

No hate but birdman is also weird his interactions with bitches are hella corny

[@_mrpp]

Raphael still funny tho

[@kizmutpribula5591]

@@raphaelb5237 that's the point of being a troll

[@raphaelb5237]

@@kizmutpribula5591 nah he aint trolling he just a bit weird thats why he a 20 yo virgin talking bout ugenes

[@UnsweetTea]

Dude really said "Im a potatoe" and thought it was funny I used that joke in 6th grade SMH

[@cornbreadloverrr]

I'm glad you've graduated to 7th grade.

[@rexdelta3367]

@@cornbreadloverrr lmao

Some simp cringe

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

It made his queen laugh, good enough for a simp

[@floezie1899]

Band kid cringe

[@ericskizz575]

Here’s how birdman videos go usually. 1. Intro: He shows a clip or an example on the situation. 2. Rising Action: He goes in depth on the situation 3. Climax “This just ain’t adding up, okay” 4. Falling action: He denounces the situation for how stupid it is 5. Resolution: It is what it is

[@lunargod9142]

Andrew Green your 7th grade language arts teacher must be proud.

[@ericskizz575]

Okay

[@americancommunist7633]

Andrew Green the steps every good story teller should follow😂

[@diamondx224]

Aye it beats being boring

[@MT-ip9rs]

How all good books go

[@some88]

Let me catch my son defending E-girls

[@notsolocallocalalien1034]

Some 1 he gonna Catch this back hand

[@donsaboter2543]

The men @ is baconkingttv

[@donsaboter2543]

@Dope-ish Ninja the simp Twitter

[@DarkPhoenix671]

She ain't even that good looking

[@redpilllife4life198]

Not suprised at all. Told a girl in a gas station that her sugar daddy was a simp. The prolly mid 20's guy behind the counter said "you have to do that to get girls" I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HadesHatredEdge]

I've said dudes are paying to keep women around. They try to take pride in it by saying "taking care of/providing." Nah, son. You're paying for an escort.

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

@@HadesHatredEdge Yeah at that point they're paying way more money for much less compared to just getting a hooker

[@redpilllife4life198]

@Defeated But Not Destroyedhe said it as a fact to him.

[@andi1754]

I hope his wife’s boyfriend will let him play Animal Crossing on the switch

[@ROKKANS]

They legit felt threatened by Birdman’s swag to come through and swoop up on their E-Girl 😂😂😂

[@younguzi5754]

Rokkan Alshengiti kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@skyscout3]

@@younguzi5754 nigga fuck you and your link

[@bmgfrosty217]

Swag?! He asked he age and they lost it! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JpDaKing]

@@bmgfrosty217 facts 😂

[@jeo3212]

Nerds dont have swag

[@Boyaardee434]

I once randomly clicked in your stream and you were asking some dude how tall he was and after dodging the question he asks nicely if you want a Mini cause you had no shields in Fortnite and you called him a Mini and left the game. After this unnecessary cruel and unrespectful behavior I did the only thing I grown, 39 year old proud feminist can do. Which is drop my fucking Twitch Prime on your ass

[@trade_iv]

ok underrated comment

[@user-ck9tb4fv2x]

Like you gave your twitch prime to him or you removed it?

[@user-ck9tb4fv2x]

@@trade_iv not really mate.

[@simi9355]

E she gave it

[@user-ck9tb4fv2x]

@@simi9355 Kinda weird for you to assume a feminist is automatically a female. Id rather here from the source exactly what they mean as it is vague enough to go both ways. To be clear I don't use twitch so perhaps it's not vague to people who do use twitch what this means.

[@cobblerstone]

Birdo: "Is she above or under the age of 18?" Simps: WAMEN'S RIGHTS VIOLATION!

[@younguzi5754]

Coby Zhou kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@potatoman7690]

@@younguzi5754 stop leaving links

[@awesomecat]

@@younguzi5754 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYbbnmiqhrmnaa8

[@cupoflean8697]

@@awesomecat tf, leafyishere has returned?

[@BigManTivO]

I know for a fact this dude didn't say "we're gonna have to stop you right there." If that ain't the definition of simp idk what is.

[@younguzi5754]

TivO kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@salaamie]

Young Uzi shut the fuck up

[@itächiundrwrld777]

TivO fax

[@Doge-ox6ci]

Just saying. If he reveals himself in the comments birdman should pin it that way we can stare and laugh

[@younguzi5754]

Doge kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@Anglemaxor]

Thats just a witch hunt. He is a huge simp but no one deserves to be witch hunted

[@TheSmithdub]

@@Anglemaxor no hunt and burn the mans internet identity

[@kIDNEYKid-xt9uc]

@@Anglemaxor is it a witch hunt if he comes to this comment section?

[@wtfimcrying]

kIDNEYKid 1999 what he said!

[@toodamnsaucymanigga6214]

I once had a dude tell me stop right there, she has a boyfriend. Like jus because you cant get it from her doesnt mean u gotta halt my backstroke. That simp mentality is dangerous

[@legacytrails5902]

That was only 0.01% of their power. Wait until they start screaming and floating at 0.02%

[@blackshogun272]

Shaggy only feared one species in all the known multiverse and it was these creatures...

[@spork8721]

my nigga gonna turn into a power ranger at 0.05%

[@simppolice7895]

Dont worry birdman, me and the boys finna track them down, we got it from here have a nice day

[@younguzi5754]

Simp Police kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@Duhluzr21]

I’m fucking 💀

[@KoalasFeeds]

😂😂😂😂

[@skylerstone2797]

Be safe out there Officer

[@dewetrademeyer2861]

💀

[@kelticnord9875]

This dude aint a clown. He's a whole circus

[@bluewhaleproductions57]

emphasis on being a clown and an elephant

[@Youngboyadept]

Was gonna simp for margaret but birdman uploaded

[@broskiyeets1599]

Its a Regular show simp !

[@iGotEggs]

top comment material

[@sendpizzaplz6995]

Bro, I still dont understand why you had to deliver that shitty sweater and kill me once over some bird box that you never opened anyways.

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

Let me catch my son being a simp

[@iblfx8873]

Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside #3 I’ll kill em for you

[@danii8168]

Let me catch my son being a simp for an 18 year old chick at 40

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

Daniskil Or Daniil yes sir

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

ZxZ_GodMode add furies to that list homie

[@donsaboter2543]

The man @ is baconkingttv

[@daddyp1877]

Birdman's logic is impeccable. "She's taken happily by her husband" "Is that you"? "Is he in here"? "No"? "Then who cares"? 🤣

[@thiccchungo1041]

The way he was so quick with the responses like if this was a standard Birdman protocol though

[@everardosalvador-martinez49]

Dude really tagged the Womens rights Twitter and not 1 but 3 of them I'm done LMAO

[@alienpopcorn3417]

Birdman: Be anyone but this guy. Eugenes: Time to take the ak into online class

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

I did that in the children's hospital. They were all screaming and some fell on ketchup.

[@biohazardlnfS]

@@account-2239 😑

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

@@account-2239 I keep some in my freezer and sex dungeon

[@younguzi5754]

Alien popcorn kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@alienpopcorn3417]

@@younguzi5754 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYi6pmNrjr6VhKs

[@grafmecx2641]

Oh my god, this guy is like "she's happily taken" with the most simp voice ive ever heard... LOL totally not a simp

[@TheGreenTeabagger]

imagine thinking women cant defend themselves and you need to do all the talking for them

[@slavenrasic2204]

Imagine caring

[@Gabsboy123]

Welcome to the 21st Century feminist-dominated society

[@moneymurray7713]

Imagine living in a world where your in trouble for asking someone’s age. Oh wait

[@JustSaiyanDude]

Imagine thinking that will get you laid

[@Jrookus]

sonofplunder kinda sexist ngl

[@alexanderball2048]

The last time I was this early, my dad was still in my mom

[@broskiyeets1599]

Damn

[@JV-ie4rh]

That’s deep

[@ruthlesslogan3267]

@@JV-ie4rh so was his dad

[@MikeHawkbaby]

That’s really deep

[@mikeocklarge7253]

Dang thats kinda hard to imagine

[@temparalflux914]

i ask everyone their age and "gender" if i make a new "friend" or start talking to anyone online for more than a few sentances...it adds alot of context to conversations and makes sure im actually talking to someone that ISNT a 12yo boy/girl

[@greeny544]

Ahh u play lol and play aatrox, man of culture i see

[@temparalflux914]

Greeny i havnt played Aatrox for many months tbh.

[@derkreuzritter6789]

i bet you play garen now

[@dejanf8168]

The same 40 year old dude walking into a game yelling "Potato... I'm a potato" 🤣🤣

[@gundam0039]

Yup, he did give the warning by giving away his title.

[@mirady9675]

A couch potato.

[@younguzi5754]

Dejan F kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMWq

[@dejanf8168]

@@younguzi5754 bro, you just made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cianmccullagh9072]

Guy: Lemme just simp real quick Birdman: imma end this mans whole career

[@johnroache6012]

“I’ve never seen something more embarrassing in my life.” Strong words from a man playing Fortnite... Love your vids

[@mal7408]

Let me catch my son trying to get one of Birdman’s videos taken down.

[@cheesecake8620]

Beat his ass with a wooden slipper

[@diegobarrios7955]

"Alright what's going on guys" - Birdman

[@OliverLythe]

Diego Barrios words of inspiration

[@younguzi5754]

Diego Barrios kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@ZynDaddy]

“Taken by who?” “Her husband “ “Is that you? “ “... no” *:(*

[@goretexgoon6201]

I remember years ago those weirdos who used to go around picking up girls made a whole bunch of videos on bird man. Strange times

[@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153]

K I S S C L O S E

[@giovannitrujillo974]

"I got 2 hugs and 2 thumbs up"

[@ggoldhagen24]

dude thats a memory i didnt wanna have. fucking creepy as shit

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

The Simp: *Thanks birdman for free advertising his social media accounts* Also the same Simp: *Tries to take down Birdman’s video about said Free Advertisment*

[@GUNKSHOTT]

Isn't that the whole point of the video?

[@AMG_gang]

what was the purpose of this comment?

[@GUNKSHOTT]

@@AMG_gang Still trying to find an answer

[@cagelestigertigerarmy2498]

Gunksh⊕t Some people like to summarize let them do their thing

[@AMG_gang]

@@cagelestigertigerarmy2498 lmao

[@Mattbriggs85]

They thought you were going to steal their E-girl friend, with your smooth moves.

[@younguzi5754]

Crypto money team kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@JP-st9hn]

Lmao...as if birdman has smooth moves. Guys about as smooth as sandpaper.

[@adler7384]

@@JP-st9hn I see you on a lot of his videos tryna bash him😭 bro he don't see our comments go on w your life

[@JP-st9hn]

MeatSlab XV Hahaha! TF are you talking about? You hallucinating bro? Or are just a fraud? Probably both. I have never bashed this kid before... but when something is %100 true I ain’t afraid to say it! If you can’t understand what was so creepy about Birdman, then you MUST be a creep too...

[@ahmetcan0325]

J P the way this dude comments must be a simp

[@sreejishnair5922]

My brother break it down so good, keep up the good work! Those type of guys literally do anything to get any girls attention.

[@Juanpopspacks]

But like S I M Ps gonna S I M P “He was simping for” Just the lingo by itself makes me laugh.

[@jantheking7028]

This was literally an ad for his second channel...

[@gundam0039]

Genius 😂😂😂

[@ryanbollinger1759]

Cool, Imma go sub then.

[@giovannitrujillo974]

A really good one as well

[@younguzi5754]

Jan Asamoah kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@oddacity5883]

Young Uzi And this is how not to do an ad

[@ramiroalfonso8208]

Let me catch my son trying to remove Birdman’s videos.

[@cheesecake8620]

Beat his ass with a wooden slipper

[@younguzi5754]

Ramiro Alfonso kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@TheCrimsonCali]

I died when he said “you playing with her wall on Fortnite” when the husband be “playing with her wall in real life” 😂

[@juniorduperval5732]

💀💀💀

[@breshawnbashe6969]

"Let's all laugh at the really cool guy, HUH?!" -This guy's megamind counterpart, Hal.

[@lugit36]

These dudes probably have their pronouns in their bios

[@theprodigy6713]

Lugit36 these dudes would think holding a door for a woman is sexist

[@AfroZilla5]

dude really tagged the women's rights official twitter page. LMAOOOOO I'M CRYINGGGG

[@Pharomid]

At first when he said she's married happily I thought he was the husband and I was like oh he just protecting his girl but ohhh god no.

[@lucianoklinker8251]

last time i was this early eugene was eating a candle

[@cantu7214]

W. Last time I was this early, Eugene almost shot up the school over a stapler

[@yxnglamppost3538]

Love how the whole time he's just subtly flexing all his subs

[@younguzi5754]

Project ZULU YT kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@yxnglamppost3538]

@@younguzi5754 why

[@bailysawyer804]

Episode IV: A New Simp Episode V: The Simps Strike Back Episode VI: Return of the Birdman

[@Usiff_Vons]

Even if I was dating a girl online and someone pops up to try to get her I'd just see where it goes and just watch it unfold,if she unloyal then get that shit outta here

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

Gotta stay smart

[@RICHFRVR]

Facts

[@liltoaster7308]

Birdman: Excuse me I- Simp: *LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE SHE'S TAKEN*

[@younguzi5754]

GreatestGulag kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@elitesnakeeyes2712]

@@younguzi5754 who asked?

[@awesome1232324]

1:44 that was the most hurt "No" I've ever heard. The reason this type of Simp gets defensive when a guy with actual game comes around is because this simp has been waiting for years to be noticed by the woman. And becomes threatened when someone just jumps the line

[@ryatt9365]

10 seconds in and it already sounds like he's calling us all weirdos.

[@jonathanvaca-ramirez6704]

Simp

[@ryanbollinger1759]

*SIMP*

[@ryatt9365]

@THE IIID EMPIRE Nah, just with no context it sounds like he's talking about the people who follow him.

[@younguzi5754]

Ryatt kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@eliias7952]

"Ima potato" "We're not worried about him"😂😂😂😂😂

[@revengive4913]

U can tell they some weirdos “Im A pOtAtO :P”

[@awardedaqua580]

“I’m a weirdo magnet.” -Birdman 2020

[@Don_DeMarco]

LOL! That dude is like, "She's taken," when I am 100% sure she ghetto gagging on soul pole that does not belong to her husband.

[@jayaurello1863]

Domonic Ramos “soul pole” LMFAOOOOO

[@averykahn4800]

Jay Aurello 😂🐚

[@damien.9076]

@@jayaurello1863 lol imma use that now on

[@benb9151]

3:40 I like the gameplay of the 2 dudes running in, SWAT-style, and getting stomped

[@carteryott7710]

LMAO I thought that girl was one of those dudes that goes around joining parties pretending to be a chick

[@chefdatboird3617]

6:58 sums this whole situation perfectly

[@trombonetimmy1064]

“I’m a potato” I recoiled and imploded

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

I mean, you could've fooled me that they were just defending a friend. But with their whole reaction, and the whole "women's rights" is a oof.

[@sciencecompliance235]

A friend? That they met online, probably. I think this lady needs to worry more about one of her simps killing her in a jealous rage than Birdman being a drooling poon hound.

[@LucaDavoli_]

Yeah, but just the way he immediately jumped the line with ''She's taken, happily.'' Like bro, no one asked lmfaoooo I play with some female friends here n there, tf I look like jumping in like some guard dog at a normal ass question. Even the girl in the clip was abt to answer the question before her Simphounds jumped into it lmaooo

[@whisperoftheheart0]

The 6 dislikes are all simps

[@younguzi5754]

I Have a Pet Human kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@whisperoftheheart0]

Young Uzi cool

[@JelowGames]

6:30 bro birdman went IN DUDE XD I wasn't expecting birdman to go in like that

[@deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813]

*Let me catch MY SON the tagging women’s rights # in a tweet for brownie points, after simping on fortnight.*

[@younguzi5754]

Dead Ringer -Cult of Deathrattles kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@GamerSix66]

Dont ever make me have birdman come "handle the situation"

[@younguzi5754]

GamerSix66 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ6XZZVsirmAmMU

[@GamerSix66]

@@younguzi5754 uh wtf y u link this to me

[@santiagomejia7058]

After defeating all simps this two guys are the final bosses

[@icedtrs8455]

Plot twist: The husband is Birdman

[@jackmclaughlin5640]

A round of aplause for the thumbnail

[@Bighead2K1]

With all the crazy shit goin..askin a female's age is mandatory..too many ppl goin downhill cause of false accusations..i had to ask a age a few times..never kno who tryin to play you and set you up..you did right

[@LiquidSoapDrinker]

This officially proves that dolphins are the more intelligent species

[@dominickmacias4909]

Damn, I’ve never been this early. I’m really about to go buy a lotto ticket.

[@synackfn9172]

😅

[@TheRPGentleman]

I think their mistake was how quickly they rushed to her defense, not that they defended her. Give the woman a chance to defend herself first.

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion4151]

Let me catch my son tryna take down Birdman’s video

[@michaelglover9214]

When simps get online, watch out! They could call down a mindless swarm of SJW's. Harmless alone, they are ravinous in large numbers.

[@LawlessSentry]

SJW's need attention to be effective which they don't have during these Corona times since people are caring about real world problems now.