My Uncle Roger used to knock about back in the day with a bloke named Geoff or 'Banjo' as he was known around the club scene on account of the time the President busted him rooting his daughter and Geoff got such a fight he tried to scurry away like a mud crab mid stroke and broke his banjo... The Pres told him "That's it mate you gota marry her now"... Little did Banjo know she had been chopped by just about every club member that night, including 'Ugly' who went the growl after 6 of the other guys had had a turn... Even Big Mike the Pres knew his daughter Betty was a bit of a Hussy.... Banjo and Betty are pretty happily married nowadays 2x kids a house that even has a white picket fence and they just put a deposit on a new LandCruiser... Anyway, long story short Banjo and the Pres are family now and Banjo worked his way through the ranks to Club Treasurer... It's a strange position he found himself in coz his personal finances were always a complete shit fight... Banjo loved the Ponies, the Trots & especially the Dogs but Betty had always taken charge of the finances at home... When the National Treasurer came to do an audit on their chapter's books he told the Pres there were a lot of transactions mainly withdrawals with the local TAB and even one for 5000 dollars at the local Toyota dealership... Big Mike just twisted his moustache and rang Betty and said "You had better send Banjo down the club house"...
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