The Unluckiest Boat Ramp Boaters Ever ! ( Chit Show )

When the world is against you just stay home ! Nothing like a boat ramp to put stress on a marriage. Todays Valentine gift for a Miami couple couldn't get worse if Steven King wrote the story. The Boat Ramps Chit Show was in full effect and so were the tiny bikinis.
There are plenty of qualified captains and many boat ramp champs at the Miami Boat ramps. Today the Chit Show was a classic !
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami ,Florida.

[@jeffbelorit868]

Should have named this video the chit show of the century

[@elianselmi4099]

Cant go wrong with the Chit Show! Always full of entertainment! Better than going into a Walmart LMAO

[@909busa]

3:34 she wanted to make sure you were looking before the show.

[@permafrostinsanity1799]

Jack Sparrow once said, “that…. Is a called a dingy”…

[@euniceperez4510]

The repair bill of the century...😂😂😂

[@jaydab]

😂😂😂

[@julieaucoin9980]

When I first saw this I thought why is he watching people dock their boats. Now I know. Never a dull moment at the dock!

[@largol33t1]

Been watching his videos for six months and they're SO funny. One of my favorites was the guy who tried to pull his yacht out and was too cheap to spend the badly needed money on four-wheel-drive for his truck. It took him foreeeeever to pull the yacht out. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at him like "Is this guy for real or is he trolling us?" 😂😂

[@iujim1976]

Sunday 4:00 PM at the ramp, everybody drunk, most fun ever

[@bobbybearclaw]

love seeing all the GROSSLY OVERLOADED tow rigs

[@aLEX-gt9nz]

my man with the talented zoom work!

[@KirtH27]

i have always said launching and loading a boat is harder than putting a man on the moon!

[@The_fishingfool]

10:40 If those two Century's connected with each other it would have been a Centurylink

[@jringwood]

LOL

[@tonyjessen8204]

The story of the century. Thanks Alfred 👍👍

[@UncleMikeRetro]

It's not Century's fault the OB motor broke down! 😋

[@ahenseda]

She looked at Alfred and then bent over 3 times for the Chit Show!!! Coñooooo!!!! The Chit show is Gold!!!😂😂😂😂

[@THESEXYAPE]

That guy hanging out at the dock at the beginning of the video his port side engine isn’t pissing water🤣

[@markkoranjr6426]

Yes it is, it’s hard to see since the discharge is basically in its own shadow.

[@Ramdodge582]

that tundra was pushed to the max

[@burningheart86402]

Dude with a “The Qualified Captain” shirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bulldawgtrucker7119]

Man homie had a brick house on the boat!

[@maddog7999]

which one? 3 homies has 3 brick shithouses on that one. BANG BANG BANG

[@amrak5028]

Hey Alfred, Hey Bro, Just sayin. You know Bro, you, YOU. The One. You sent me here from a live show, "Chit Show Is Hilarious Until You're On It!" Million View shot of the Pole Of Faith being Hammered, was the Ultimate. Thanks Bro.

[@John-yt5zr]

I just found this channel, while all of the screwup’s are funny, Alfred, you’re narration takes it off the chain! Well done my friend.

[@rashadnorman5939]

So true!!

[@josefastboats5874]

Two stroke for the win. 8:47, 2 Stroke Mercury launches next to a broken down boat with new 4 stroke Yamahas 😂😂😂 take that. 80’s 2 stroke running better then your new junk

[@kenatkins7526]

Its all fun and games till some gets hurt!

[@keithscudder7136]

I cringe when I see legs or arms out, don't these people know that limbs could be lost that way real easy ?

[@SteveSnowman]

0:07 is like bloop, bloop, bloop but only in reverse.

[@jayunderwood3215]

You are the Chit Show #1 in our book.

[@TALL1FU49]

Alfred, I love all of your videos. I watch them on my large big screen tv. Because of you, I'm going to buy myself a boat. And yes, I know how to back up a trailer. I used to have a lawn service and used a 18 foot utility trailer. And I used to use my dad's boat to go to the Bahamas before he passed away. It was a 65 foot Hatteras converitble. But I'm planning on getting a bass Tracker SC, with a 40 to 60 hp motor. One day we can film the chit chat show live from the boat. How's that sound. Keep up the great work. I love your videos from downtown. All those larger then life boats

[@jeffreybyrnes9245]

The tale of the two centuries

[@REEF4life]

Haven't laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 her reaction and your playthrough is spot on definitely a sub here

[@GmanfromTexas]

That was some bad-ass Intrepid with the twin Diesel!!!

[@Lord-Snowflake]

...What did that dock ever do to them brah?!

[@keithscudder7136]

It got in their way. :)

[@davidkuperschmid5274]

At least Century dude used the wind to touch dock. Most boaters there seem to be clueless about wind and current.

[@largol33t1]

My great uncle docks his 100' sloop like this all the time. He goes in a slow but steady speed, cuts the engine and uses the rudder to ride the current to his docking spot.

[@g.choppa4448]

Skill 👍

[@tiggersdad6878]

I am always perplexed by people that pull up to the dock and have ZERO lines out. What are they thinking.

[@Themothershipsailing]

they’re not.. and the weird looping the line around and around the post instead of putting it straight from the post back to the cleat on the boat is weird too..

[@albertlupti2159]

New Yammy breaks down. Older 2000’s mercury pulls up along side it 🙂

[@josefastboats5874]

Hahahahaha Two Stroke for the win. My two stroke is as reliable as any four stroke. Their take that !!! I’m not repowering jack 👍😂😂

[@starphase1623]

I'm back watching as many of your videos as I can . Your number One . Fisherman Joe is number Two.😊 You both deserve great praise for providing such wonderful video content .🌴🐊☺️

[@Mark-vf8op]

Boats to big! Pickups to big! People to big!

[@patrickkasper2776]

Lol awesome. Century realizes he is being watched and he is under pressure

[@alanherrett7602]

The Century of Peril

[@LONGTRANGBILL]

The Tale of Two Century's... you can't make this stuff up.... Wait for it.... lol

[@2teche]

Love watching the Chit Show from the Bayou Teche in Louisiana Fred is unbelievable Huge Crocodile 🐊 Thanks for Sharing

[@meauxjeaux431]

And I'm watching from between Houma and Thibodaux !

[@rawblow4512]

Twice in one century? Wait, does that sound right?

[@scottmckee4328]

I know the coffee mug trick lolbeen on the water too long haha

[@jaimeshull5439]

90 degrees, wow! Have 10 inches of snow and its 2 degrees in Fairfield Bay, Arkansas and their calling for another 10 inches of snow ❄ tomorrow evening. Love the channel! ❤

[@DanielCarrazana]

Bro the chances of the same boat pulling up right next to you is so rare!

[@hawaiizhighestseedco.]

Not in Hawaii 😂

[@TheJaymon1962]

I love this show! Seriously, the music, commentary, humor, scenery. It has it all!

[@davemetz7368]

The Captain with the " running " Century should have at least asked what the problem was & just maybe could have offered some advice. You never know. Good show Alfred !!

[@arribaficationwineho32]

Not his problem to fix another captain’s motor at the dock as he is ready to launch.

[@josuesepulveda55]

From dock 7 to dock 4🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@getstuk87]

The guy leaving with the boat attached was doing that intentionally, he didn't almost leave like that. It's a way to load your boat if you don't trust your crew lol

[@parnellpollioni]

I'm sure you get so many of these comments you don't read all of them but man I laugh my ass off at these videos between your commentary in the fools at the boat ramp.

[@joedennehy386]

If a boat has a problem it usually happens in the first 20 hours

[@seanharrison5064]

I’ve never seen so many people who can’t drive a boat and they never turn around to look at their surroundings..

[@timriley2092]

Call it the fail of the century ….lol

[@roncox1172]

Hahaha the chit show. I wore my swimming chorts to watch.

[@dillonlaw8898]

Talking chit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💃🏼🕺🏼

[@cartagenajavy93]

Lmao thats my black boat on the cover! no chit show with me on the ramp 🤣

[@stevenforeman5729]

Javier Cartagena, what kind of boat is it? Is a beauty!

[@steveinla8963]

Hi Alfred, I see another little branch that needs to be pruned for the health of the tree.

[@dertythegrower]

you cannot touch mangroves there by law

[@steveinla8963]

@@dertythegrower The law! The law! Quick call the law givers! ...for one little branch? ...in a region overgrown with them? You belong her in commiefornia. You'd fit in well with our tree hugging morons. I think an act of God is required here that severs that little branch in just the right spot; like a bolt of lightning.

[@BigJonLP]

You do realize that you are quoting movie monster house when you are saying get off my lawn!???😊😅lol 😆

[@ionracer24]

Dang 900 friggin hp on one boat....8:47 classic ol merc, love em

[@acorn9934]

Another awesome video, Alfred...My wife loves your Chit....Take care A, from the Northwoods of Wisconsin that shark fishing in the winter in Florida..

[@TheBasher49]

I’m definitely enjoying your videos this is breathtaking, I love seeing all the different boats and yachts. Keep up the the videos. I’m from Philly and can’t get out the house because of health issues. These videos keeps me going and living. Lol

[@TheGeorgiaRover]

Dude - you are my spirit animal. Love the channel!

First dude, dropping a boat, has his windows up so he can't hear... genius!

[@stephenbergeron1555]

You are the 1

[@doc2517]

its cool to see all the nice boats

[@nolinovio6748]

"I'm the One!" classic

[@WaterfrontJustin]

I do like that the guy had a qualified captain shirt

[@The.Real.Timmii]

7:46 good to see a Toyota Tundra there, mine has been perfect since I bought it new in 2007. Tow rated for 11K.

[@jshrawder49]

Lol good Chit Show!!

[@PapaWheelie1]

Title for this video - A tale of two centuries

[@iliketurtles4463]

"Good day boating? Stay out for long?" "Yeah great day out, new boat was amazing went from 7 to 4..." "Wow! 7am to 4pm, that's a good day out" "No we went from dock 7 to dock 4..."

[@D.A2323]

Name of the video: “ONCE IN A CENTURY!”

[@FunInVa]

I don't speak a lick of español, but that Jackmoon song 'Life' @ 2:38 sure hits the spot! Love the channel bro!~

[@mattguldjord1357]

Broncos Guru is #2.

[@Paxmax]

oh wow that flashback! what a mess! "I failed at normal speed... I better go faster!" Oxe, hmmm.... sounds really Swedish... yep.

[@keithscudder7136]

That's Volvo country, isn't it ?

[@Paxmax]

@@keithscudder7136 Volvo Trucks still breaths alot of Swedish air, Volvo cars though is becoming more n more Chinese with Geely ownership. Geely? Yeah... I don't know them either.

[@JT_70]

If they can afford boats like those surely they can afford a slip or a dry dock. I’m amazed that they trailer such large boats and usually with vehicles that are way too small and underpowered.

[@keithscudder7136]

JT, These boatowners with big boats, can't afford the extreme pricing of a boat slip. They are now asking $1 to 2,000 a month !

[@mikeramsey9747]

The guy trying to take out the dock was wild.

[@jmich9369]

@12:57 the I can't dance,dance Air dat thang out!

[@so-flamotorsports7491]

when 2 century show up its a party

[@RENO9ll]

Just sitting here laughing.

[@stephenbergeron1555]

BOAT=Bust Out Another Thousand

[@chavezding62]

Homey @ 3:45 LOL!!

[@katbot2190]

Better to break at the ramp than before you get way out there

[@milwaukeevibe]

3:10 Did no one else noticed the guy walking his trailer down the ramp

[@kyleoutdoors1457]

New sub here and gonna be a forever one at that love when you say oh here comes a GET OF MY LAWN!!! keep up the great content stay safe

[@martinm2178]

Those pelicans chit over everything!

[@troycurrie7784]

BATTLE OF THE CENTURY!!

[@twocentproductions5326]

Holy chit, great cam and great cam work al!!!

[@TheTheiceking]

haha what are the guys to the left doing at the beginning of the video xD

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

Hunting for something... 😀

[@gregoryallen155]

we all screwup and you might as well laugh about it

[@jamesparker6017]

Mel Bch again 🌴 Reiterating about my Dad&I at Crandon same scenario ! UNREAL 🏄

[@mikesmith-wk7vy]

my guess was those guys in the little 15hp boat were more skilled than the guys with the 600+hp high end boats , money doesn't get you the skill and common sense

[@Herb..StateOfGeorgiaOwnsFSU]

Being broke doesn’t get you skill or common sense either. 😂

[@almostthere2024]

@@Herb..StateOfGeorgiaOwnsFSU but it does make your screw ups less costly.

[@Herb..StateOfGeorgiaOwnsFSU]

adrian lee not necessarily. $15k screw up to a poor person it’s more costly than $100k screwup to a millionaire.

[@almostthere2024]

@@Herb..StateOfGeorgiaOwnsFSU millionaires screwing up looks way better on YT. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Herb..StateOfGeorgiaOwnsFSU]

adrian lee I guess, if one is resentful. To me incompetence is incompetence regardless of financial status.

[@ngml320]

Alfred some people should not own boats.

[@dertythegrower]

Basically 9 out of 10 boaters in Homestead

[@Skolmann]

Never saw so many over crowded/loaded boats in such a short period of time.

[@stacks723]

Those gogans are funny to watch.

[@offduty170]

Yo - bikini girls for days - the boats are always good but red bikini wow - icing on the cake bro - thanks for sharing - love your show !!!

[@bigbopper9627]

Alfred, you are THE ONE 😃😃😃

[@djohnranch]

Lemon 🍋 of the Century

[@masonsheltrown2927]

Brah.... u always get the good angles... Keep up the good work!👍

[@ismackherbiehind]

I like you you translate for us non Spanish speakers.

[@josefastboats5874]

Your gonna find alot of this if you ever come to Miami. Lol, first language is indeed Spanish over here

[@jodybentley6433]

Dude!!! You have the best job of anyone e I know of. Lol

[@OFFFishing]

You the one?Lol🤣

[@theGovnr1]

I think the guy who was hitting the docks at the end had too many Mojitos that day. Smh

[@g.choppa4448]

Yep