The Unluckiest Man in Poker History

In this weeks poker vlog and gambling vlog we play a poker tournament and gamble with joey the mush my close friend and the unluckiest man in poker history. Things look like his luck may turn around though? Will they? We also play too much video poker.
JOEY THE MUSH TWITTER:
/ mushjoeythe
LINK TO BUY HOODIES:
teespring.com/ev-hoodie?tsmac...
I STREAM ON TWITCH SOMETIMES:
/ depauloryan
INSTAGRAM:
/ ryandepaulo__
TWITTER:
t2m.io/TWITTAH
CAITYS INSTAGRAM:
/ cmard27
VIDEO EDITING & GRAPHICS BY ME+
JOHN MALONE:
IG: / malone4reel
Website: malone.work/

[@GotoyourhomeBall]

Depaulo: “Hey you’re sacrificing 3% to the house.” Also Depaulo: But watch me play 150$ pulls on video poker.

[@joelewertow7115]

Gotta give it to Ryan tho. He's bada*# ah!

[@joegoetz2024]

3 things in life are constant: - death - taxes - Joey is a mush

[@haleywells11]

You forgot about ace high flops when you got KK

[@nickmartinelli3752]

Joey is the greatest character of all the youtube poker community combined

[@samgroen3412]

let's do a go fund me for him

[@mememagicisreal884]

@@samgroen3412 Free T-shit and merch. Please. Thank you.

[@warnerk9]

So trueeeee

[@javierb479]

He’s the perfect supporting actor.

[@samgroen3412]

lets do it

[@DayTradingStrategiesNet]

"weren't you here like an hour ago" lmao

[@MarcLarocque]

lol i love joey. i can't get enough. i'd watch a reality show that's all joey if you could produce it hahah. go joey! "now you believe me?" i laughed so loud when he said that hahaha

[@MarcLarocque]

@@ryan.depaulodegenerate.5995 lol is that really his number?

[@PocketTits]

"Now do you believe me?" XD

[@denniss8644]

Legend has it that the fries are still there to this day . . .

[@javierb479]

“Now you believe me?” 😂😂

[@DeanNJN]

I hate that I laughed so hard at this. Poor Joey.

[@connorn48]

Poor fuckin Joey. Has the nut flush draw and everything guy hits like one of his 4 outs savage

[@jamalsowell3650]

I miss the old RDP and The Mush degen'ing it up at the casino. Nostalgic

[@jonaspattichis9054]

Finally. I can stop rewatching old videos for 5 minutes and watch this 10 times over instead

[@ReccaWolf]

Loved how Joey slipped into the abyss on the side of his bed. lol 🤣

[@fluffybunny506]

Bring back Ryan’s Corner

[@ricardholm4422]

😂😂Seeing this video and the thumbnail of joey cheered me rite up thank you fellas much love Liverpool 🇬🇧

[@English-British]

Not 1 PARKOUR jump gutted

[@Nahh12116]

Just thought of that before your comment haha

[@GALLIMFURYRB]

Q: how much mush coulda mush mush mush if a mush mush could mush mush A: Joey

[@rob5615]

Love joeys hand recaps

[@ceccvet]

Yo, this dude is funny af. I’ll be seeing you @ the tables. The intro was hilarious 😆

[@Denny-rw2vj]

Joey is awesome and I love this channel. I laugh pretty hard sometimes

[@austincrotts9100]

That intro was fire my guy. Keep up the good work.

[@martingradl352]

best soap opera ever, hope with endless episodes

[@jamalsowell3650]

Lowjack minus 1 🤣 this vlog was 🔥 bro.

[@billysmith4369]

I knew who it was about before i pressed play and i was laughibg already😂😂😂

[@PokerJunkie83]

Everyone needs a friend like Joey 😂

[@whodouthinkuare]

Hi Ryan. What i like most about your vlogs is your degen gambling on the machines, your unhealthy diet of mcdonalds and your slightly degen poker ability lol

[@chrisg7340]

High top fades were the shlizzzz in the early to mid-90's, just need that leather medallion of Africa and your set. Perhaps a hat to match too.

[@Munchi3sAvenger]

"But you should be" in the beginning was funny af

[@chrisg2214]

Watching Joey win a hand Brings me joy. FYI, Ellen DeGeneres is being advertised on your channel. I think that makes sense.

[@GG-fb4gz]

Ellen DEGEN, makes sense

[@tryingtolearnthis]

Ads are based on your search history and location.

[@HarryFanaticPotter]

I got a bulletproof vest ad

[@guy1641]

Yea mine was just dildos

[@chrisg2214]

@@tryingtolearnthis Hey man, just play along. Degen...see

[@MrYosssup]

Ryan you’re my hero for talking shit about triple zero roulette in front of the staff…the American wheel is already a rip-off with the double zero, but three?! fuck them.

[@enjoyfischer]

He doesn't deserve any applause, he called with king Jack 🤣 love that ending

[@n8dahman559]

I love how we’ve all accepted the fact that we’re gambling addicts and even tho most of us mush hard, we still keep coming back😂

[@jamesspitzercashout]

The Mush is a real thing. It must be tough in life, to know, that no matter what you do, that it will turn to Mush. Feel for you Joey. But keep us degens entertained. Thanks Ryan. 😁

[@thebossnittany]

The “MUSH” shirt is legendary. Joey Stan here haha

[@jeremystark3350]

the mush is the new star of the channel. when can i buy some mush swag? get it in the store soon ryan... thanks, the world will thank you

[@acez_up8104]

I know you from live at the bike . long time degen watcher here, the mush has been around for awhile

[@jacobsimpson8568]

Best video blog ever .....

[@jeffreyweber8006]

"Nobody really does play it": The ultimate Mush quote.

[@christopheryasus3666]

THUMBNAIL IS KING

[@kevingamblesonlife9999]

I saw Joey handing out hooker cards on the strip. Vegas captures another soul.

[@jackvacuum619]

I feel the pain Joey. Thanks for the good content Ryan. This is the kind of shit that keeps me going. #DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEN

[@billp7299]

Long Live the MUSH!

[@Notpureftw]

All i want for christmas is a 30 min vid

[@michaelstephens9852]

You need a mush write off on your taxes🤣

[@santaclause3487]

8:20 now you believe me? So funny. Like he doesn’t know his name is the mush.

[@proditoresmoriendum86]

Everyone laughs at joey but damn if I don't feel for him I've got the worst luck

[@UnableVFR]

Ryan is the hero we all need at the casino telling us that triple 0 roulette is for absolute 🤡. Great vlog as always.

[@Sawmillbandit]

Finally met the Legend in person!

[@robindodd1969]

The Mush never fails to mush

[@benjiclay640]

Love that you told those guys to go play at the 00

[@SeanBenson23]

I love the outro so much that I will watch a 5 second ad just to finish the video

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

They put one there?! Jfc sorry man I need to get rid of that

[@beepurplepoker6839]

3:00 WOW THAT WAS FKING HILARIOUS

[@TinKnocka420]

Staying with the best outro on youtube

[@jonnycasual996]

Great vid! *insert mush joke here*

[@jayro1509]

huge props to you for telling those roulette players that triple 0 is trash LMFAO you should do that every video

[@vegasconfessionspodcast8202]

Lmao that $14 Vlog 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏

[@celli2191]

The Fucking thumbnail had me Dieing crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@youtubewatcher759]

Brother and I do the EXACT thing when we play video poker. Flipping it off, going one more time... lol.

[@harp8621]

The Mush is no longer your mush. He is his own mush. ~ Gandhi 1944

[@riseandshine5706]

The photogenic mush

[@boristheshmelkin7444]

oh man I felt that 7 on the river hard for joey

[@chipsandachair4221]

"Now you believe me?" The most Mush line of all-time. Classic.

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

So emo and mushy hahah so sad and poetic.

[@chipsandachair4221]

@@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler Like you've been a terrible friend all these years for doubting him!

[@josephpendry7937]

Lol now you believe me lmfao 🤣 bless him

[@32266ms]

Malmuth talks about the luck thing. I'm paraphrasing what he said - The variance is huge. Former players exist that played winning poker who gave it up due to extended run bad when they started playing.

[@AinsleyHarriott1]

You’re just the friend Joey needs right now :)

[@georgepalaios3488]

I want a "Joey the mush" of my own!

[@patsters723]

Mush looks like a chubbier Phil Galfond 😂🤣 it’s a compliment btw 😀

[@LasVegasEbikes]

Everyone needs a little mush in their life

[@miladjorshari343]

Joey needs his own page immediately

[@andykocialskibillsmafia5570]

Did the mush wash his hands after he took the piss? This channel is amazing

[@juliaanderson7729]

I think the Mush is so cute ❤️

[@JoeytheMush]

Hello. I’m single.

[@jonathanlegg4308]

The Mush is gonna hit big one day and his whole world will change..Ryan becomes the water boy and the Mush goes on to a stella victorious poker career.

[@peterforner3823]

Yeah, and he'll freezes over at the same time!

[@Duderz]

3:22 didn't know it was that type of vlog

[@austin9624]

Me watching this in my degen hoodie at a home poker game 😈

[@vladimpala1859]

"I need to lower the speed, that's what it is."

[@UseHerNiem]

You cannot fucking make up Joeys unfortunate shit luck. It was all hee hee's and haa haa's until I saw that 7 on the river with my own eyes. He was sent down by god to lose. Its a cruel joke.

[@aldengonzalez9080]

happy for joey finally winning the all in

[@liam1313]

brilliant mate

[@novapokerplayer207]

An extraordinarily wise man once told me many moons ago that you have to win your all-ins.

[@jaywade05]

Joey the mush sacrifices edge to the house the moment he walks into the casino.

[@gooddaysgames_1252]

Great memory dude!

[@jonnyramos7413]

4:50 lol day after birthday

[@donaldbrucehall]

I feel like I have been waiting forever for a new video. I need more degen, i also need to know if the fries are still there?!?!

[@silverlicious2086]

$14 is a couple of Big Macs and a bottle of water. Can't beat that. Congrats man!

[@MrT-nc5qb]

I just remembered my degen training and won back all my poker losses betting 10 and 36 on roulette. Thanks Ryan!

[@RyanDepauloDegenerateGambler]

SICK LFG

[@bendover8751]

There is no where but up from here Joey.

[@LetsStormTheTeaCupRide]

Seriously funny video, but seriously, where is Thomas? He perfectly balances the Mush in your videos as one of the great straight men of comedy. Think Laurel with out Hardy. Mush is the large one. Hardy.

[@videoluvr4204]

i tried helping some marks by telling them not to play triple 0 and they gave no fucks "we are just here to play we don't care about the odds" hahahah

[@Montana69420]

I felt that when he said he had tens

[@robh3089]

You gotta win your all-ins!!!

[@KennyMcCormick99]

OOOOH SHIT!!! At 1:13, are those the Mush's ACTUAL performance enhancing drugs we see!?!? 😄

[@StraightRazWhor]

"Now do you believe me?" "Yea yea what are you going to do?" Lmao

[@StraightRazWhor]

@@ryan.depaulodegenerate.5995 who's this fake ass ryan!?

[@asee7117]

Joey Mush for the Clicks!!!!

[@txta786]

Take your boi joey to a witch doctor in Mexico. Have them put in mad work on the Mush juju.

[@saylem5468]

My kind of vlog. Transferring run good to Joey

[@dawnwithac]

For the algor...and my degen ❤️❤️❤️

[@adampressick9022]

PARKOUR!!!

[@highstakes1235]

I feel you Joey.

[@jamespitchforth9928]

4.52 happy birthday mush

[@yvonnesanders-lombardo8515]

Appreciate you! Meet and greet please!!!!

[@kevjones5055]

God i absolutely love watching the mush lose. Can you add more special sound effects when he gets rivered plz

[@jayro1509]

We need a joey and you podcast....

[@zanderbastedo8914]

The "But she should be" got an immediate Like