The UNSPOKEN Rules of the Internet.

[@geniuskhan1337]

I think it’s important to remember rule 11: “No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.”

[@afii]

i think you miss a word or two

[@ElectronicInspiration]

@@afii u stupid + you're mom

[@Bot-bg2cz]

I miss ur mom lolololololo

[@mroversteer3739]

Ur dumb

[@Frigorigide]

Don't forget about rule 12: "Ok but I did ya mom last night tho"

[@bot2k6]

Rule 1: quit social media for good

[@darukutsu]

Rule 2: go to gym or do calistenics at home

[@JoeWithTheHoesBiden]

rule 3: nobody will actually follow these rules, they'll just parrot them endlessly

[@shuckle7713]

@@JoeWithTheHoesBiden rule 4: Duplicate

[@exotic1405]

Rule 5: syntax error line 55

[@bot2k6]

@@JoeWithTheHoesBiden this is probably true for you, but I don't use any social media other than youtube, and i don't even use youtube daily

[@user92938..]

Kinda funny how some of the old anonymous rules of 4chan are still relevant today

[@Noperison]

Lol

[@mar_katje]

Lol

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Lmao even.

[@mrcsee6936]

especially the 34th one

[@draken_ryuuguji]

@@mrcsee6936 and the 63rd one

[@gangneverclear4230]

You forgot Rule 9: TomSka's law. "Anything you say online can and will be found by the person you said it about."

[@disgracedmilo]

I love that twist on Murphy's Law, tbh it could be a movie plot.

[@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253]

What happended to tomska?

[@gangneverclear4230]

@@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253 he's doing well, he recently made one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paXXoIKvgtOcldE&ab_channel=TomSka%26Friends

[@Da_Banana]

@@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253 He just wrote a blog post on how a guy's video sucked

[@Xx_SuperPenis_xX]

​@@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253i dunno he is still pretty funny i guess

[@esquivelcruzcarlosbenjamin4253]

People used the the internet to hide from real life. Nowadays people use real life to hide from the internet.

[@dhrumildave4221]

I don't use social media except KZbin maybe, if you count it in that is. It migh seem like I'm hiding from the internet, but I have spent so much time on it, nothing of importance is left for me. It's mostly reused content anyways, going towards the dead internet theory.

[@jovanperisic3345]

On the bus I saw a 15yo kid basicly catfishing, calling himself Emely and having a profile pick of some bitch from fary tale while messaging some dude. I can't remember quite well what messages they were sending each other, but it was so cringy I couldn't bealive a real life human would talk like that. Hope the kid grows out of it.

[@2miligrams]

instead we should just say ethnic slurs inside of discord

[@4sha42]

@@2miligrams cracker

[@2miligrams]

@@4sha42 🐒

[@4sha42]

@@2miligrams bro think he frieza

[@PerSon-xg3zr]

@@4sha42 He thinks you a ni-

[@uptii]

0:05 you didnt have to do me like that

[@nicuursu4185]

😤

[@vertixz]

where is my wallet

[@myusername3689]

@the nah fuck you I’m keepin’ that shit

[@ericvina7241]

​@@vertixzi got your wallet😃

[@Skibidigokyllyourself]

nici nu fur asa mult, cam 2 portofele pe zi

[@kid_toucher]

and in rule 5, there are situations where some people with popular opinions get a buff, like in a gigachad video: when a metal gear rising enjoyer is portrayed as the gigachad, they automatically win any argument they start in the comment section. or if you are on a ww2 germany edit video, no matter how much you try to persuade people in the comment section that germany lost ww2 and that their tanks weren't the best, you'll always be the soy wojak that is delusional in their eyes.

[@krowleyk]

The part where ppl argue over tanks is so true that it also applies to T-34s and Shermans.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

"Well you see the chambers had wooden doors so it couldn't possibly have happened"

[@chrisdawson1776]

🇵🇸🇵🇸

[@LJ-lj6wy]

mgr fans breaking down into tears after I tell them their beloved jetstream sam fucking dies (they haven't actually played the game)

[@Clone-up2ge]

@@LJ-lj6wy nah he became a sword, it was pretty cool (source: i never played the game)

[@jewelxx]

do not listen to the final rule make sure to take everything on the internet seriously and get into fights with strangers

[@flosamuu]

I remember reading about the old rules, some of which have changed but many are still applicable. 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail 17. Every win fails eventually 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents 30. There are no girls on the internet 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements 48. Everybody lies. 49. Puns are always unfunny. 64. Every meme always becomes an old meme. 65. Every old meme always becomes a dead meme. People talk about the 'good old times' - oh! I miss the days when everyone was so loving and the internet was a good place, now look how the internet has morphed into this ugly cesspool of incels and braindead sheep! Always was. Always is. Memes can die out and humor can change but the internet will always be the internet. I'd say that many of the older sites tend to be more toxic than social media, talk about wearing rose tinted glasses lol

[@daniel_naaden]

there's a reason why they're rules and not laws, but they're so true they might as well be. great video Ibz, keep up the good work.

[@Ayahuasca98]

Speaking of “on any account you’re 3 clicks away from a +18 account” never forget the real Obama is following a furry inflation artist

[@tuerculosisgaming6307]

Woah

[@SahilKhan-pq4hd]

Fr 💀

[@kingdededelicious]

I've always wondered how those furries got so much money. Now I know

[@h2.t2]

he also is following a rainbow six siege esports player, he might be a real gaymer 🔔

[@_Hero_Link_]

What 💀 No Shot, You're 🧢

[@assistsmatter]

Man, please don't stop making those. Your videos are really good

[@h2.t2]

Fun Fact: In the Baby Shark universe, the squid is canonically a child predator.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Makes sense, if they make videos to teach children about things like how not to talk about agents

[@alpsir7281]

2:35 i thought the fourth option was a skin walker but federal agent also works

[@arthurroger9646]

Last minute of this video was some real talk. Ibz giving solid advice as always.

[@neotron6490]

Remember kids: On internet, nothing matter. Only to get hated for anything you love

[@dimitri6294]

Everything else

[@svkee1g]

Not really.

[@geniuskhan1337]

That’s a low bar

[@godsamongstmen4164]

KZbin from 2005 - 2016 maybe

[@3looy]

Yes

[@4sha42]

If we consider the cesspool known as YTShorts a part of youtube, definitely no.

[@apotato-]

In geometry, the rhombicosidodecahedron is an Archimedean solid, one of thirteen convex isogonal nonprismatic solids constructed of two or more types of regular polygon faces. It has 20 regular triangular faces, 30 square faces, 12 regular pentagonal faces, 60 vertices, and 120 edges.

[@radustana]

how tf did i pronounce rhombicosidodecahedron first try

[@2miligrams]

this guy is on top of the hierarchy

[@myusername3689]

1:48 Literally the biggest complement IBZ will ever give to JoJo Prove me wrong

[@4sha42]

JJK fandom will unfortunately only get bigger after 2023 cus season 2 is announced (consisting their their best manga arcs)

[@spritesensation]

Seriously Jojo fandom used to be so annoying they're way better now

[@Seep1ng]

As a JJK fan, that joke was very accurate. This is why gatekeeping is needed.

[@gamesboy123able]

LOVE these kind of videos from you

[@joseq1140]

Ibz has been popping off with content lately, great stuff

[@myusername3689]

If you use Facebook only to save progress in games, you’re automatically a GigaChad.

[@zaba24t92]

0:50 yea bro your cooked bro I’m calling 911

[@quakeknight9680]

"The UNSPOKEN rules of the internet" **Decides to spoke those rules of the internet**

[@anboii2738]

Yo ibz thanks for the vid🙏

[@soooslaaal8204]

5:18 so fucking based. I've now come full circle and instead of arguing with people about their embarrassing and degenerate antics with facts and logic, I just tell them to die

[@geniuskhan1337]

Never hold real debates on the internet. Just ad hominem until they shut up

[@soooslaaal8204]

@@geniuskhan1337 using thinly veiled threats also works

[@PerSon-xg3zr]

@@geniuskhan1337 Nah bruh spam racial slurs until they report you.

[@geniuskhan1337]

@@PerSon-xg3zr And then endlessly make alt accounts

[@vorpalchoppers]

I have found a den of an average internet troll. Honestly haven't seen this many trolls under one comment spilling their tactics before!

[@notjarrod8287]

3:02 in military, we had maybe 6 women with us in Iraq, 3 were fat, 2 were single moms, and the last was a redneck that dipped more than me

[@Jason-rw9ez]

Ive been hating on valorant since day 1

[@Aspen1]

Based

[@kingdeespadas]

W

[@existence.5806]

Average sane person

[@Killian_Woods]

Now there's a REAL Sigma male

[@omarmatouq3855]

Came faster than what my schizo schedule stated.

[@callmecold5182]

4:35 i once heard a man from Pixar say," don't call animation a genre, because its not it is a art form to show a story." and he is wight, I have seen many h****i with diverse stories like the one about a father and daughter who meet up 18(I hope) years after the girl was born. it was truly a great plot. then they started doing it, but that's not the point. point is my friend I showed it to asked my if it had an anime and I was like, dang I with there was. If you know any animation studios it is 470747, great plot.

[@alfredwaldo6079]

Im gonna leave the internet and go live happily under a rock

[@swaggerdagger8976]

0:10 bro these wojaks are getting out of hand 💀

[@TempestFuji]

They are everywhere

[@TempestFuji]

They are inside the walls

[@Krcun774]

@@TempestFuji They are under my bed

[@Waryfuls]

*_The internet was the BEST.. and WORST to happen._*

[@fr0ck360]

Don’t forget to add “I play Valorant with Radiant rank” for women who want boys’ attention

[@FivesMC]

damn. was not expecting better life advice than 99% of self-improvement accounts on social media

[@pwpix8195]

got violated 5 sec in. As a romanian i do understand though

[@rando5708]

ibz: "Nobody is going to have the exact same opinions as you" *states my exact opinions*

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

4:12 Nope it's not safe anymore I checked out... r34 I can't unsee.

[@guts2048]

What can they rule 34 in cod?

[@ThatDuk]

Why did you look it up 🤨

[@Didyouknowthatiexist]

Why did you look it up?

[@Medic_TFTwo]

5:31 why does this picture look familiar...

[@bosniaforever]

3:20 rare Sab appearance 😳

[@theskyrax670]

I remember seeing that mom anime in my youtube recommended and I thought "What has this world come to"

[@luciddream5055]

The based ibz is back !!

[@ibz]

I’m black!!! Yes based ibz is black!!!

[@kingdeespadas]

@@ibz N

[@ghoulbuster1]

@@ibz I

[@PerSon-xg3zr]

@@ibz G

[@Shadski2]

@@ibz G

[@bironjames9948]

Stay away from weird voice chat the minute some guy sounds weird or off dip out that voice chat or text chat n never go back

[@mysteryguyzero5557]

never thought I'd find a video that's 200% fax

[@DiontaMcdade-y5w]

Thank you.

[@razdvatri9598]

As a 50 year old mother that uses Facebook, I can agree with everything you said, young lad

[@Campocosas]

The no woman was before the mobile invasion

[@newaccountbecauseytvanceds1465]

Good use of the halo music bro, keep that up 🤲

[@Seep1ng]

Yeah, he has a whole video about halo reach btw.

[@Ayranenjoyer]

Bro is spittin

[@Geo34]

The craziest rule is the 34th rule.

[@lightkxmi]

Bro forgot my space

[@CoFFee-uw5sv]

4:46 shedead btw

[@somesandman8328]

I liked hearing that remote control remix in the BG

[@LegoOfMe]

Real ibz fans realize he's been consistently switching the greater/less than sign on the thumbnail periodically to gaslight us 🔥🔥🔥

[@chewy99.]

I don’t think i’ve ever gotten mad because of the internet.

[@aonir2030]

Your videos are fucking incredible

[@The.one.true.critter]

You should make video on how annoying KZbin premium ads are

[@anthonyg5001]

This man actually isn’t afraid to acknowledge iFunny. Based on

[@slum3386]

I immediately agreed on the first rule

[@easycall69]

7:20 you did not just say that big mouth is the best tv show out there.

[@SpringDavid]

I like youtube, it lets me post my fnaf animated fanfictions

[@bironjames9948]

That remote control remix is fire

[@ishangupta9386]

this video was life changing

[@Kanadeyoisakilovesyou]

0:27 as a woman I can confirm that we don’t exist

[@ijneb1248]

I knew it!

[@lieutenant8968]

True

[@bcgaming4236]

*as a manwo

[@wouldyouliketomeetkenbamba9495]

Dr. Khalid on Ibz video? Who would have thought.

[@bossanciso]

Ibz said iFunny tf was not expecting

[@kung-borean30]

4:20 CHAINSAW MAAAAAAAN You my guy, have climbed up a ladder of the respect I give to you.

[@4sha42]

The chainsaw man fandom is also as annoying as JJK

[@memoriaafton]

@@4sha42 Both are utter garbage

[@DETON_1]

N

[@Chizinky]

what about rule 3A: Your opinion doesn't matter

[@joIIay]

5:01 thanks

[@kakuyamii]

newgrounds not mentioned in any sort of degeneracy thanks

[@MadotsukiGaming]

God damn it you exposed my FBI money duplication glitch

[@droopdanke2323]

Y w n b a w

[@droopdanke2323]

T R A N S "W O M E N" A R E M E N.

[@noxar_ad]

Sir you forgot rule 34 How could forget the core of the internet

[@pharmphish]

That's a spoken rule

[@schnig01]

We should have stopped at 33 rules

[@piranhalettuce]

One unspoken rule of the internet I made up is "What happens in the internet, stays in the internet." What I mean by this is that you shouldn't use internet slang or terminology outside of the internet unless you want to sound like a loser.

[@dcanedemboyz7431]

Bro you are hillarious serious

[@glads-bw6he]

I like how you tell me about the hierarchy while ironically using the soyboy meme to illustrate your point 😂

[@hishamalaker491]

Ever social media platform ever vs rea life like touching grass and swimming. 🗿

[@georgedaskalakia2873]

Moral: humanity nosedives

[@inesnobre2703]

Everybody gangsta till rule 34

[@burgerpolice1193]

I know a discord mod coomer who can lift mire then 300 (haven't asked in a while don't remember too well) but they are kinda based despite being a degen it's the weirdest thing ever

[@Pillarward]

Some people think that knowing it's a catfish makes it hotter to send them money

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

I can't wait until your unspoken Rizz video comes next.

[@mr_alberto2768]

You know there was Someone who so the thumbnail and was Like "ah bruv, this man needs a lesson"

[@MidasVCS]

I think rule 34 and 63 shouldve been mentioned too

[@islannnnnnnndndddndnd]

Yes i play genshin, i come clean, but 8m not like the other degenerates, go outside and habe friends, i play for the avatar designs

[@Dishido]

Why is it that people making fun of me or others makes me laugh so hard

[@dallasgaming9964]

thanks for mentioning rule 34, it's very important

[@kl6544]

3:30 bro went to sum funeral or some sht and decided to convince a bunch of kids on social media he's not a media addict💀

[@waterman7082]

Rule 4 can be bias.

[@luffymonkeyd3882]

how are these insane videos so sane

[@anotherdnb]

Ok but like now they're spoken now

[@cruxal1576]

Is IBZ aware of the VRchat coomers?

[@PerSon-xg3zr]

He said something about vr chat people in his man card video.

[@bababooey7486]

Another certified extremely frequent ibz W

[@supercringeteam6666]

I'm a discord server owner and I lift pretty well for my age so ig it cancels out

[@supercringeteam6666]

people will still call me fat anyways 🤷‍♂️

[@FrothyCheeks]

bro actually forgot rule 34

[@herohamza1196]

I got banned from r/touhou for arguing trap is not a slur

[@M87.683]

What is the internet

[@internetlurker1850]

A dark, dark place, my friend.

[@Rifter_Youtube]

Bro started the video and immediately insulted me