The Urge to Steal a Sign. (r/MeIRL)

[@OzMediaOfficial]

2/3 of the way there to uploading more in the past 2 months then I did in all of 2021. This is going to be an ok year... I hope.

[@arcsgames3111]

Ok 👍

[@bobberman4641]

Nice

[@RandomtheRando]

nice

[@ducksondork]

Hope harder and things may work

[@theanimator3070]

OZ HAS BLESSED US WITH MEMES

[@eazy8579]

As a Gas Station Clerk, the “Transaction Cancelled” just means we are just fixing your mistake because we DO NOT want to have to interact someone either.

[@OzMediaOfficial]

good to know

[@riles_doodles]

Also a gas station clerk. I second this.

[@akilarequiem9316]

Thank fucking god

[@asterryn378]

As a fellow gas station clerk, I third this.

[@lo0katmyn4me]

As a purchaser of gasoline, I've always just waited for that screen and re-tried my card. Never fails.

[@jamzee_]

“30 million extremely loyal friends” *smacks lips* Thats a larger military than any in the world.

[@Cayde-6sHorn]

Fun fact (I guess): If a Mountain Lion is planning on attacking you, you'll never see it coming. They'll silently stalk you and then pounce on you. If they show themselves to you, they're trying to scare you away from something, usually cubs, so just slowly leave in the opposite direction.

[@shiny9690]

"If I wanted you dead you'd already be dead so just move along thank you"

[@spv4711]

And you not shoot it with a revolver

[@Wheagg]

@@spv4711 the most American response I have ever heard

[@joedingo7022]

Could someone please point out the "fun" part of that fact for me?

[@Wheagg]

@@joedingo7022 yeah, it's called "it's a good thing to know and fun fact isn't a literal phrase"

[@fangirl3086]

"A loyal friend group? I don't even have that with the friend group I have" God man, that's so depressing with all the drama about illuminaughtii cominf out. Lot's of hugs Oz.

[@zerothedrunkard6590]

I feel terrified that Oz is in fact not just some twink that parrots back every mood I've ever felt and is in fact, exactly my height, and could easily sock me in the throat because I made the effort to try interacting with someone for once

[@CircusFoxxo]

Oz is 6'3

[@hellhound78]

Fun fact: The doors to balconies and terraces in Germany, can often also tilt, just like the windows. (^^)

[@OzMediaOfficial]

what..

[@skylachiaramitaro4006]

I’m not German but Swiss and we have that to. Bold on windows and window doors (terrace doors).

[@Ella-ck2wu]

Been to Germany, can confirm. The student residence rooms had tilting balcony doors. REALLY wish you guys had screens tho.

[@OlegDorbitt]

Yeah, here in Russia it’s a thing too.

[@crem-crem4070]

@@OzMediaOfficial same question

[@JiggliJellifish]

I love it when Oz gets dark and serious and then goes back to goofy Reddit stuff. What a twist.

[@chalkwarrior5542]

i'm assuming this is about that whole "good morning" thing which honest to god sounds like a villain monologue

[@ninetypangel28]

I mean that's reddit tho

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

Oz is 6'4"?! I always imagined him as like a 5'6" gremlin man, and this dude is over half a foot taller than me

[@nerdstop5025]

Well... he's Oz, not Moist Critikal

[@GhostBear3067]

5'6" would still be taller than my 5'4" ass...

[@nerdstop5025]

@@GhostBear3067 you were nerfed because you'd be too powerfull at 6'0

[@GhostBear3067]

@@nerdstop5025 honestly, working in an ambulance it is actually an advantage.

[@Nakia11798]

I figured he was just average height... like 5'10"

[@tim_the_traveler]

If there is one thing I like about OZ from most other meme channels is he usually is really chill for the most part giving such a vibbing atmosphere. Then all the sudden he purges the heresy of silence with a sudden explosion of chaotic screaming. It's fantastic.

[@carbonmonteroy]

Or he'll go on an unprompted raw ass condemnation of Try Again, Good Morning that fits within a goddamn Shakespearian monologue and you can only agree with him and his unsolicited sudden eloquence. Hey Oz, become a writer.

[@John-lz2bs]

Don't mind that he just gets possessed by the spirit of the wierd screaming lemon man from adventure time every now and again *UNEXEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@zoroark7249]

"You're gonna manage 30mil loyal relationships I can't even do that with my small friend group" Hits a little different now

[@MrLandShark55_55]

I think that the trope that vampires are always wealthy is to set them apart from mosquitoes. Make them distinguishable from leeches wearing human skin.

[@marinamancester1342]

Politicians?

[@MrLandShark55_55]

@@marinamancester1342 I meant a literal group of leeches wearing a skin suit, not the scum of the earth.

[@thedudeamongmengs2051]

@@marinamancester1342 they are indistinguishable from politicians, and in fact usually are rich because they were at one point nobles or kings, effectively, they are just politicians that live longer

[@GredelsRage]

Politicians are at least transparent in their desire to suck you dry. Televangelist/preachers are tye real evil

[@amahlaka]

@@thedudeamongmengs2051 the one thing that the world does not need is politicians who live longer than they already do

[@CharleyBlumer17]

I was in Walmart one time and while using the bathroom i saw this thin plastic sign posted. It read "shoplifting is a crime" and i decided in that very moment that the only thing in my life I'd ever shoplift.. was gonna be the sign that told me not to shoplift. So i carefully ripped it off the tape it was hung on the wall with and every time i saw a new one posted i would take it. I have about 6 of them still in my storage somewhere. My friends that worked at Walmart thought it was absolutely hilarious when i told them a few months after i got them because they had heard rumors in the store of the signs going missing. To clarify, I've honestly never stolen anything from any actual store. But something about those dang signs telling me what to do... They inspired me.

[@hollowone777]

The chaotic neutral energy coming off this post is... inspiring, Your Mom. Thank you for the suggestion, I appreciate it. Sometimes I run dry on ideas and when I do, I like to look towards what others have done in recent history. I tip my enormous boat shaped hat to you.

[@CharleyBlumer17]

@@hollowone777 i strive to inspire. For legal reasons, i do not condone stealing of any kind. But if a traffic sign has been broken/fallen off the pole or the pole itself has fallen down. It's legally considered "trash" and you're "technically" cleaning up said "trash" by picking it up so the government doesn't get a ticket for litering.

Would you speed at a stop sign or something?

[@sunnywunny]

can we meet up and steal every no shoplifting sign in a ten mile radius?

[@CharleyBlumer17]

@@sunnywunny *adds to bucket list* absolutely

[@WolfyFancyLads]

As someone who is dating a German, can I just say those windows are indeed dope. Seriously, they open inward, so no lunging out your window or bug netting that gets in the way. AND you then have the upward one, so no space is taken up! I fucking love them, the windows I have in England are shite and the window, the pissin' wind! It can slam some builds of windows shut! THEY'RE WIND-OWS! THEY GET THE OWS FROM THE WIND, THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!! Also, ditto on the dead dog birthday. I think it was my 21st, dog died AND I got evicted.

[@demonbye19]

As a german i'm so used to Windows going inside that right now reading this comment was the first time in my 21 years of living that i noticed that in movies and Videos and stuff the Windows open to the outside like i have Seen some do this on germany but mostly just on the roof

[@demonbye19]

Okay so i saw the Part of the Video is it not normal that they can tilt and open completely?

[@__-fm5qv]

You can get them here in England too! They're just more expensive than they should be (like everything here). But I'll admit we only have them in our house because mum is German, and wanted tilt and turn windows...

[@hikkamorii]

Yeah, they are pretty common on new and renovated buildings in europe in general.

[@Bellencer]

I’m in Sussex and have those windows and I freaking hate them, I just want windows that open and close 😩

[@occhieanimation2972]

“Someone needs to go wrangle the goddamn flavour goblin up at Oreo” 6:28

[@monroerobbins7551]

13:34 I actually met two public speakers who were the exact opposite. Lass and a lad respectively. The lad would start a talk with “good morning”, really loud (dude wasn’t obnoxious, he just talked loud). When folks cheered, he would get nervous and say “sorry, that wasn’t meant to spark enthusiasm, that was my not having volume control, but I’m glad you got the spirit”. Made me laugh. The lass, on the other hand, would start with good morning, then before anyone could cheer, she would say “you don’t gotta act enthused, first thing in the morning, y’all. No pressure, there’s coffee in the back.” Later I learned they were married! There’s two types of people, and I prefer them over the “you can do better than that” kind of person, those people make me wanna file my teeth.

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

YES! And if enthusiasm wasn't shown... *DO NOT INSIST*

[@lekiscool]

“Money doesn’t buy happy-knees…” This pronunciation literally awoke me from my disassociation to write this comment.

[@OzMediaOfficial]

oh my god why...

[@lekiscool]

@@OzMediaOfficial its what I heard OKAY. Hahaha

[@plasmetal8225]

That honestly sounds dystopian as fuck for some reason, like "Hmmm yes I would like to buy myself some more happy knees, my old ones have contracted depression."

[@lekiscool]

@@plasmetal8225 I would hope money could buy happy knees or I have a lot of questions for knee surgeons.

[@innocentbystander3317]

Money can buy sore-knees though... If you get it, you get it.

[@underplague6344]

Advice relating to that third post: Slowly walk away while maintaining eye contact and speaking loudly. It probably doesn't want to waste it's time on you so make yourself seem like your more than its worth. If you run, it can easily catch you. You also can't hide from it. But most likely, you can convince the buff cat into thinking you'd be annoying to kill for how much energy it could actually receive from you.

[@ElNinoPoba]

Chewing on the wooden ice cream spoon it's a fundamental part of humanity

[@spv4711]

Yeah the ice cream is fine wooden thing to plastic

[@Theshadowboiiii]

I absolutely love that at 11:20 Oz casually calls his own dad a freak of nature lol

[@void-creature]

2:41 WAIT I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD THOSE WINDOWS!? As a German, my innate sense of superiority has been reaffirmed once more...

[@ViiKing_]

When you realize that Oz, someone you find as a priceless source of divine entertainment, someone who is clearly a professional at what he is doing, is only two years older than you... You either start feeling old or like a failure.

[@OzMediaOfficial]

My guy, I struggle with ADHD and a brain which hates to work. You aren't behind trust me, and please, I'm not divine, I'm just me.

[@MrHikari13]

For me it's the other way around, when I first found out that Oz is younger then me I was flabbergasted.

[@ViiKing_]

@@OzMediaOfficial dude so do I, I'm having to move home because I won't get my student loans because the pandemic made me learn nothing that I needed to. Also I called your entertainment divine and you professional 🤦‍♂️ smh

[@melanoc3tusii205]

@@OzMediaOfficial Please, if your brain hates to work then its a masochist.

[@zleepyissheep4219]

@@OzMediaOfficial I'm like way younger than you but I'm exactly the same ;w;

[@worstmakoto]

I like when Oz uploads, it's one of the only things that makes me happy these days Life is pretty harsh, but I always see myself rewatching his videos

[@marinamancester1342]

I hope life turns out for you! Shit's hard but I'm glad you've made it this far!

[@nothingman7163]

Keep pushing through mate; life has peaks and valleys but as long as you keep walking you will get thru :) much love and prayers to you mate.

[@Kellerbobeller]

Hey man…..same.

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Hang on! There is plenty to fight for, don't ever give up.

[@Zaaf2003]

​​@@marinamancester1342read this as "hope your life turns out shit."

[@briennabradley]

My mom always taught me "money dosen't buy happiness, BUT it dose buy you freedom of choise" no money alone wont make you happy but it will open doors and give you opportunities.

[@birj8414]

There is nothing in this world better than hearing oz's voice being relatable. Maybe water. Or air. Ok a lot of things are better but this is still a blessing. Thank you

[@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866]

This man brings one of the rarest things in the galaxy. True Happiness and Contentment. Even if it is short lived. If I could contain it would be a wonderful exhibit.

[@Goblinoiddoof]

so *you're* the one that took MiniOz

[@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866]

@@Goblinoiddoof I let him out occasionally because he amuses me

[@mrfrogkingg]

@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 LET HIM GOOO

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

"What is the opposite of pspspsps?" That would be called a .50 caliber machine gun, my dude.

[@Liam-fx3ir]

Dude I’m 80% that fucking thing could tear apart a tank

[@noogidoo2217]

When it comes to the 30 million friend argument we seem to be forgetting it would not be difficult to form an army

[@Goldenkitten1]

It'd be INCREDIBLY difficult. You ever try to get one of said friends to go somewhere that isn't between their house and work? Fucking impossible. Now try imagining recruiting them for an army.

[@noogidoo2217]

@@Goldenkitten1 honestly I feel like as long as its formatted like a cult my friends would be very susceptible

[@darkdialga777]

Scientists have found that it becomes quite difficult to have meaningful relationships with more than 50 people.

[@noogidoo2217]

@@darkdialga777 That's what the cult is for

Depends on the amount of fair weather friends.

[@weatherman1504]

3:47 Oz you clever bastard. I've been j'baited, j'bamboozled, j'backstabbed and quite possibly played like a fiddle. Well played sir.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

13:47 as a former hell worker(long story), I can confirm; hells are personalized, ironic, and quite karmic.

[@RedStinger_0]

2:42 I've seen this same window design used in apartment complexes in Russia. I assume they're pretty common in a lot of other European countries, because it's admittedly a very neat and useful design, especially for apartments.

[@heinshaaine8153]

This is like a whole culture shock to learn that this design isnt common everywhere... it just works...

[@IroWithinStars]

@@heinshaaine8153 yeah I didn't know it was not common outside of europe

[@_reZ]

For some reason my apartment in Ukraine doesn't have these, they cheaped out on me :(

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

My gran and papa had them in Scotland in the 90s.

[@tomok3733]

I think those are in most central european countries, we have those in poland too

[@nexway9173]

I always say, money can’t buy happiness, but you sure as hell need money to be happy. I’m not sure if it applies to everyone but it sure as hell does to me

[@chillnatsu5206]

nothing gets better than getting home from school to see oz posted a video

[@chillnatsu5206]

Im the first to comment and view yay

[@okyep]

@@chillnatsu5206 not even close

[@sherrychannel6766]

Especially on the first day of summer break

[@whyiwakeup6460]

@@sherrychannel6766 you have it good

[@atherflame7626]

Exactly

[@cheerfullpizza1949]

As someone from Michigan, we also do the "well..." "S'pose we should head out" thing

[@CaTastrophy427]

On the topic of wealthy vampires, I've got plans for a group of like 6 vampire friends getting together for an overday sleepover prior to watching a total lunar eclipse. 5 of them bring ornate coffins, one brings a heavy duty body bag like they use at crime scenes and natural disaster sites, citing budget restrictions making it impractical to transport a coffin across the ocean and 1.5 continents (basically from the middle east to Texas sort of trip) - not to mention it being significantly easier to explain having what amounts to a tarp with a zipper in your car than a freaking coffin (unless you drive a hearse).

[@markhaga8408]

I'm pretty sure the urge to steal signs is what got the Astros in trouble... 😂

[@Just_Adrian_]

We got these "german windows" here in austria as well and I've never known that other countrys don't have those

[@imperatormaximus8952]

Same, we have them in Poland.

[@flynn_paul]

I mean lüften do be superior.

[@СофьяСиваева]

yeah, these are everywhere in Lithuania too

[@anton-exe]

Ireland too, I think it's mostly a European thing

[@innocentbystander3317]

Who would have thought that German windows could also be found in Austria.. That's like, so far away! Almost as amazing as finding American stuff in Canada, like wow man! How many steps would it have to take to get there, half of one?

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

How vampires get rich: Step 1. Bite someone with a decent amount of money. Make sure you drain them dry so they can't come back for revenge Step 2. Rob them. Take all their cash and liquidate their assets. Step 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're filthy rich.

[@Bowossum]

Ah jeff bezos

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

@@Bowossum Basically

[@pennyforyourthots]

This is a metaphor for capitalism

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

@@pennyforyourthots Basically

[@RedCloudfield]

Also, not needing to eat or drink anything other than blood is a rather nice way to save money

[@fatboysgarage7984]

"Someone should wrangle the goddamn flavor goblin and put him back in his forever box" belongs under the brand new sentence category.

[@tzisorey]

3 friends is a blessing. 30,000,000 friends is an obligation I am not committed enough to fulfill.

[@tzisorey]

Though, come to think of it..... one message could solve that problem, AND bring in the money. 💲💸💰HEY BOSS BABES AND BOSS BOYS💰💸💲I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS NEW OPPORTUNITY 😍HMU WHEN YOU GOT A MINUTE😍 KISSES!! 😚

[@samurexatlas7373]

12:18 He also delivers some of my favorite lines. "I love the simplicity of meteors. Boom. The end. Start again." "Whenever the Earth settles, God throws a rock at it. And believe me, he's winding up." "This is the best I can do. All of you, against all of *me"*

[@benruniko]

The Idaho/Utah “Whelp” energy is strong with this one. Also I designed a building for that submarine test place! It is a pretty crazy place!

[@kabochahata9693]

You already know I had to catch this on release! Man Oz really went in on that public speaker bit, you can absolutely feel the hatred for that shitty teacher

[@echiko4932]

Idk what about Oz makes his content so notable from other reddit readers... Incredibly quiet music and unedited pauses might be it. It feels kinda... Raw and dead, and i love it, especially fits the r/meirl topic. I hope you're able to make more of this ✨beauty✨ this year, best of luck

[@ArcanineEspeon]

9:41 can someone explain? Is this just ordinary playground chaos, or is it the "before" picture of a horrifying news story I haven't heard of?

[@0vinaphobia]

iirc it's a scene in terminator two where like almost immediately after a fucking nuclear bomb goes off

[@chalkwarrior5542]

i have a friend who's in band and he's told our friend group about this one guy who i just call "the tuba man". he's like 6'10 or something (i forget) and strong as all hell because he carries a tuba around. as someone who's 5'4 the mere thought of someone being that tall is F*CKING TERRIFYING edit: tuba man is 6'8. holy sh*t.

[@BloomInTune]

I think the appliance one is even funnier after you pointed out the guy that's off to the side. He's the host of the game show. That smug look is like he's saying, "Okay, you may be happy as **** that you could win a kitchen set, but will you be worthy enough to win it?"

[@Cat-qo3cn]

Aight this confirms that guy's speculation of Oz being an Alternate.

[@ultra-rex7648]

14:00. I think they just like everyone to be enthusiatstic. Like in Spongebob "Are ya ready kids" "I I capn" I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU IDIOTS!" "EYEYEYEYEYEY" Like that.

[@nickbailey9784]

Oz! I can't comprehend this! I was expecting one video! I can feel my soul exploding due to your well edited and hilarious videos!

[@thatonekid565]

loving the more frequent uploads, I hope it means you’re doing well!

[@namelessdork2256]

I agree with the misery birthday one. One birthday, I've gotten a haircut. The gifter thought it was a good idea to lop my hair off to get donated to Locks of Love, and I couldn't turn it down because of the whole 'obligatory gift generosity' bull. Afterwards, I just end up with hair in my face for the longest time. Ever since, I only consider it a good birthday if I don't get forced into doing something nice and suffer for the rest of the month for it.

[@somerandomhungarianguy1961]

Honestly. If Oz had a cult, I'd dead ass join it

[@nobodywatchesnooby]

same

[@CHILLIN2540]

same

[@ComedicLetter]

Fun fact: that “midwestern” thing is also called “the Atlantic goodbye” in Canada. Might also happen in the western portion of the country but I haven’t been there.

[@boisvert45]

The lap slap as a signal to leave has definitely reached the Canadian prairies or at least it's reached Manitoba

[@silverflight01]

1:47 How did they expect that to work? 2:43 Holy crap! I lived in Germany for 6 years as a young child and I didn’t know that! 6:19 Someone over there is insane 8:49 The hedgehog is angy 9:36 I've never watched the film, but I have seen that part. Brutal 14:34 Yeah

[@Yapper7781]

Can you explain what happens in the scene please

[@blueshockngl8946]

What is the movie

[@silverflight01]

@@Yapper7781 Terminator 2 Nuke scene. It's the dream sequence

[@Yapper7781]

@@silverflight01 thank you

[@vanillathebard]

Oreo's flavor goblin is a trickster god wreaking havoc and causing chaos among the mortal masses.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

Regarding our cool German windows: In praxis they're actually way more inconvenient than a sliding window. Put it in tilt doesn't give the room enough air exchange, to for example avoid air humidity peaks and mold. It is common, in high humidity homes, that the wall above the window tilt starts molding. If you want to have a real air exchange to let humidity out, you have to open it all up into the inside of the room. Now if you have plants or decoration on your window sill, that's gotta go before you open the window, otherwise you will sweep all of that on the ground. Also: tilted windows are a death trap for cats. Every year many cats get seriously injured or die when trying to jump out of the tilted window and get stuck. Their organs then get crushed and it isn't uncommon that they will try so hard to free themselves (which they can't), that they'll rip out their own claws, which then leaves a blood smeared window and a dead cat for the owner to find when he comes home. That's why you have to buy special metal grating fence things to screw next to every window, both sides, you plan on putting on tilt when you own a cat. Otherwise you may not leave the room with the cat and the tilted window, or you risk your car getting killed. This is such a common accident, that it even has its own name: tilted window syndrome. With sliding windows, just slide them a bit for little air, slide them all the way (one hand move) for a lot of air. And the window sill can stay as decorated as it is. Also, no cats can get harmed by it.

[@hunter52341]

I mean i know what the comment says, but the typo "or you risk getting your car killed" still made me laugh harder than it should have

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

@@hunter52341 😂 damn it, even though I proof read. But I'll have to admit it was pretty late when I wrote the comment, so I might have already be half asleep 😅

[@erinfinn2273]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Ok ok ok hear me out: Over-engineered window FRAME, that allows for the magic German window, but in a sliding rail. It's just the natural evolution.

[@Reflox1]

You are not supposed to tilt them all the time. It's for when there is bad weather but you still want a little bit of air exchange and can't open your window because it would rain in.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

@@Reflox1 But that's not how they are generally used. Of 100 people letting air in, 99 will tilt their windows. In my neighborhood I have exactly one person who regularly opens their window completely. In the other apartments I never saw anything more than a tilted window.

[@Temazine]

>tilting windows This puzzles, confuses, and enrages the American.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

0:24 Noticing that the alien sounds way too much like Bill Cipher adds an interesting extra layer (or dimension, perhaps) to this clip.

[@KARMAZYNA]

"Bullshit sliding windows" 😂 Yeah, I believe most of Europe has these "wizard" tilty-openy windows nowadays. And many garden/backyard/balcony doors can do that too. I have a door just like that in my room. 😂

[@whatcolourisurBugatti]

8:35 I can confirm that it is common to go full beaver mode on those sticks

[@Drag0nmaster]

I see you have the same sense of humor as me by pfp alone

[@Drag0nmaster]

Yes it is

[@screamo4211]

Every time I have one of those I never get the stick, but wouldn’t the stick just be like chewing on wood?

[@dandelion3054]

you laugh, but lurking in each other's doorways is how my sister and i gain confidence over the other

[@purpleguy3278]

About the Windows. We have them in Poland too, and I kinda don't imagine my life without them like this

[@krystinaparker5948]

two things, 1; my house in Britain also has one of the windows like in the german meme! 2; our good bye is like a Midwestern goodbye except we slap out knees and say "right"

[@VTPPGLVR]

8:51 Making me think of that “Shaka, when the walls fell” from Star Trek TNG

[@lucienmyette6205]

I really love all the little skits you do with mini oz, Mac sauce, etc. your videos as a whole are genuinely enjoyable, but the skits are an extra sprinkle of joy on top.

[@witchypoo7353]

7:53 is an absolute mood. My mom was in the hospital on my birthday (it was last month) Every year I just eat cake & go out for dinner. But even this seems too be asking for too much & leave the flavor goblin at Oreo alone

[@dulizardglasses3170]

30,000,000 friends? No 30,000,000 loyal friends? Hell yes. We could pool money together and start our own country, I could be A dictator of my very own country

[@MarchieHare]

5:10 dutch person here, we just go 'you guys won't need another drink i assume' or say 'Im about to start making dinner', its kinda a way to say 'its been fun but I'm tired now okay'

[@dr.bright6272]

My cousin, a couple of ours, and myself stole a detour sign and put it in a hotel elevator once

[@pyrageisold]

oz saying 6'5 minimum is crazy like he didnt do the pokemon smash or pass and almost entierly base it off of height

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Those were pokemon you bastard

[@eth1987]

@@OzMediaOfficial hi you probably don't remember me but I was your friend on discord I was Ethan with the power of the primes rodimus Prime profile picture. ( the power of the primes is the line of transformers that specific rodimus is from.) I was forced to delete my discord account.

[@katielovably3645]

I like how he went to being worried for Mini to yelling at him about his card choice in cards against humanity.... also is Mini Oz's son or a miniature clone like Mini me from Austin powers

[@draconicalaanddrakner3261]

"It's just a reminder of my impending death." Jesus CHRIST, Oz. (Sorry about your loss, bro)

[@dulizardglasses3170]

Do you ever just wake up like: *fuck I’m still alive* But then a single KZbin video just makes things better? That’s Oz’s videos.

[@samh1013]

The window designs are very common in the rest of Europe. And the best part is!: when one of the hinges is defect or you twist the handle a certain way when it is (almost closed) in tilt, then you can have it hang on just ONE hinge!! (Dont do this it will break the whole damn window if you try it on purpose) Scared the crap out of me when i went to open the bedroom window in my old apartment

[@13Rats]

Ozzy making every thing great by having a consistent schedule

[@1391Ghost]

ozzy having a schedule?!

[@cyberwarrior5939]

Its as consistent as me getting shit done in all honesty

[@shaderunner7.0]

If anything it's consistently inconsistent, and I like surprise Oz uploads, happy hormone time :^)

[@arcticdragon8593]

That thing Oz said at the end there sounds like something I'd say as my friends slowly turn their head towards me in absolute horror of my mental state.

[@chasesmithproductions8484]

As a Montanan, my deepest sympathies for you living in Idaho. Also, I am now realizing how much I do that "Welp" thing.

[@Lastofthesigilites]

4:17 Group chat "Yo i need to pay my rent." Or "Yo you guys wanna buy a mansion and live together?"

[@1one3_Racing]

Playing cards against humanity with Oz, Mini, MacSauce and a mole person is my idea of heaven.

[@MorbyLol]

A consistent uploaded schedule? I could never imagine this of Oz media

[@lenzi5119]

The Germans gave their windows selective fire, shit has me dying.

[@yaboitheaceofwall4032]

"someone needs to go wrangle the flavor goblin up at oreo and put him back in his forever box" is not a quote i thought i would hear today

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

i have also learned that vampier dont drink thru the fangs today

[@TheRealEthBootGD]

I have been reaching my breaking point and I was worried I was gonna snap, this helped me feel a little better so thank u Oz :)

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

Oz's videos somehow never fail to make me laugh no matter how much I watch them, thanks dude!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:40 JEEZUS, man! and I thought my christmas was bad when they got me a sleeping bag

[@yaboicryingseal8279]

It still confuses me how people from other countries just can't comprehend our tilting windows

[@themathhatter5290]

5:38 Fun fact, that map is from XKCD and if I recall correctly the punchline is "Alaska and Hawai'i got mad about always being left out, so they started circulating 41-state maps", and indeed, seven states are missing.

[@Gwen_Hemoxia]

I really liked this vid, Oz! Your delivery is as flavourful as always and your "tangents" still as fun! (and getting better of course ^^) You're doing great on the editing in those

[@jolts2779]

6:58 yeah but it's even worse when they say it's funny and chuckle a little then choose some fucking card that doesn't relate to the prompt and was in no way comical

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

We are getting spoiled by you for content and I love it.

[@Rapture-nv5vj]

Me too, bro

[@Tr0lliPop]

That last part was like *HOLY SHIT **_how deep does your grudge go?!_*

[@electricyarn]

In a book series I read (can't remember the name of it), humans learned about the supernatural because a newly turned vampire sued the company he worked for because they didn't let him work nights after he "developed a serious sunlight allergy" and thing spirled out of control.

[@SnapplyPie]

I too am an avid enjoyer of stealing signs.

[@antreaskanaris5412]

He sounds even more deranged than the last time and i cant tell if its a good or a bad thing

[@s0LLagal]

The lord hath blessed us with another Oz video

[@CorundumSW]

On the note of getting people to leave, we Danes have the exact same way of doing it, but instead we just say "Nå" and then we silently leave the room. Sometimes you may be lucky and get a goodbye.

[@Unclaimed_Username]

10:05 "Blowing up a bathroom" in the context likely meant he was about to take an absolutely massive shit.