THE VAN (1977) #2: "NOBODY calls Dugan a turd!"

Another fun scene from Sam Grossman's 1977 feel-good drive-in classic THE VAN, featuring Stuart Goetz as Bobby and the irreplaceable Stephen Oliver (1941-2008) as Dugan Hicks, a character he'd reprise in MALIBU BEACH the following year.

[@prestonrose8315]

Me and a buddy of mine watched that movie on mushrooms about 25 years ago , while visiting Harrisburg Mississippi. I never forgot , that nobody calls Dugan a turd.

[@Coolestmovies]

Couldn't agree more! This one's definitely a time capsule of another era.

[@babydollkiller]

Haha this is such a great movie.. good times the 70s

[@toughnsazzy6901]

babydollkiller Pre TAXI Danny DeVito as the gambling and always in debt car wash owner. They keep playing the song CHEVY VAN but he’s driving a dodge.

[@ZackyDog]

Thanks; I have to check this movie out. Stephen Oliver/Dugan was good when he reprised his role in "Malibu Beach" (1978).

[@chuckweatherman1889]

I remember my dad taking us to the drive in when I was a kid. I can’t remember what the main feature was, but when that movie was over, this movie came on. My dad was so disgusted with this movie after this scene, that he just started the car and left. I couldn’t remember the name of the movie, but when I searched “nobody calls dugan a turd” I found this. Lol…memories.

[@Coolestmovies]

I knew uploading this clip would pay off some day. Only took fifteen years! 😄

[@chuckweatherman1889]

@@Coolestmovies I’m just glad I found this. Because the quality of my life would be significantly diminished if I couldn’t see him say “nobody calls Dugan, a turd”. Even the way he says “turd” is hilarious.

[@luisbohorquez7096]

Lol 😅.."The Van"

[@Supertron1]

The blonde chick looks awesome... I don't even wanna imagine how she looks now

[@toughnsazzy6901]

Supertron5000 I think she retired right after this. Yeah. Age has not been kind to some of those honeys. Hot little Wanda from Van Nuys Blvd is a real shrew now. The same one who played Gloriana in Malibu beach who slaps Dugan in that hot ass dress. Now....Eww!

[@HENSLEYMB]

Wait till you go to a high school reunion. The hot girls back in HS are now old shrews. The football players, once lean and mean are now lumpy and dumpy.

[@Coolestmovies]

@Hannible100 -- Hey, man, didn't you hear what Dugan just said? NOBODY calls Dugan a turd. NOBODY!!

[@CEOkiller]

Chuck Norris can call Dugan a Turd…

[@HENSLEYMB]

So can a heavily armed paratrooper.

[@fuckyomamafuckyosisterfuck6136]

Dugan speaking in third person is what makes this so fucking funny! 💩