The Viral Podcast Ep. 127

[@stephaniezimmerman5518]

Brett…you need to talk to Crystal about levitation and third realm. She gotchu

[@xxshorty816]

Chelcie: **grossed out by the mere mentioning of a scab** Also Chelcie: **talks about loving to pluck lice straight off her head and squishing them** 🤣🤣

[@maltsticks]

Brett just staring at the wall is SENDING. ME. INTO. LEVITATION.

[@monique4540]

Sending me into orbit😂

[@kayleighrussell421]

We need Paige to have her own little segment 💗💗💗

[@TheViralPodcast]

We gotta think of something 💖🦐

[@THEinstapotth0t]

Can't stop thinking about Brett sitting there trying to levitate. I'm fucking crying. 😂

[@SandraTaylor-c6y]

My new Roman Empire

[@Taradalooch]

Ben’s editing is absolutely hysterical. Love you all hunnies!! Thanks for keeping me company on my lunch break ❤

[@baybeshh]

The portion of the podcast y’all were talking about lice had my head itchin THE ENTIRE TIME lol

[@aimee4892]

Holy shit… Brett would make an excellent guest character on Trailer Tales. As Dave’s life coach or something. 😆

[@AKhere774]

Hell no. Leave him off that pod.

[@autumnkelley9539]

Maybe Dave’s spiritual yogi so he can open his third eye and do astral projection with libbie

[@esser8010]

As a zoologist, Brett’s thoughts on platypus are sending me 😂

[@SashaStlouis]

I don’t know how people can only listen to podcasts… watching them is soooo much better haha the visuals are necessary of optimal hilarity

[@jrossi891]

I always loved watching, but since they have added so much editing, I prefer to just listen on Spotify.

[@hp6964]

I only watch podcasts, I need visual connection otherwise it’s just an audio book to me and I don’t like those

[@macseth]

@@jrossi891 lol I ran a poll on the rock fvckers Facebook page and 247 out of 300 people said they hate the new editing and/or prefer the episodes without the editing. So just waiting for the gang to see the poll! Haha. I know some people like it but if you’re trying to take over the world then you need to listen to 75% of a poll. 😂

[@candicemartin1198]

It never dawned on me how genius the band name third eye blind is until now!

[@Leolady444]

Same 😊

[@daniellebrown1779]

“Sorry I farted in your face. It won’t happen it again.” LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@JosChaMab]

I fucking love when Chelcie does the "Blooohp dahhh dooo Doooohp dahhh doooo" thing. Shit sends me every time.

[@momlife8475]

Watching while my kids are running around my house at 8am 😂 LOVE YA HUNNIES!!!! 🖤

[@carCke23]

The window wiping when chelcie laughs 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣 Ben great job as always!

[@shayleigh9892]

The third eye blind SENT MEEEEE. Please put a shirt with that and make a person with their eyes and third eye closed 🔒😂

[@kayleighrussell421]

Paige’s one liners are the best 😂

[@shayleigh9892]

@@kayleighrussell421 i know. I love it. It's the best. 😊

[@jolynn907]

Can we please hear some of Maggie and Brett’s DM’s when you guys do DM’s of the day?? 🙏🙏🙏 I’m sure they have some pretty unhinged DM’s too

[@Sam-oi6lh]

This comment is for Brett. Idk how to levitate but I can tell you how to Astral project! You have to go in to a deep meditation and picture a room that you are very familiar with. Keep thinking of all the details of that room until you feel your body start to buzz. Once you've got the buzz you can lift out of your body and wander the Astral realm! Good luck bud, you are on to something don't let the nay sayers sway you from your work bud!

[@Distantamanda]

The hostage noises got me to KZbin 😂 good job Ben

[@dawnykz7452]

Weds is the start of my work week, instead of waking up with impending doom, I get to enjoy the viral podcast!!!!! Hell yes hunnies thank u!

[@renee5575]

We’re going viral 🎉Making my Wednesdays sooooo much better! Thanks hunnies❤

[@Itsmeyourmom924]

Paige saying "I would have loved lice" is so real. I love this podcast

[@nenalataaa4212]

OMFG you guys need to do light as a board, stiff as a feather on Brett 😂💀 27:07

[@Brandalwho]

Lice talk got me scratching 😂

[@colleenpiechowski8511]

Paige looks like that big Sasquatch hunter guy when she wears that hat.

[@melixdee]

I think she looks cute asf wearing them hats lol

[@sherrydufrenne3832]

@@melixdeethinking same

[@9abby8]

This episode left the plate empty 😂😂 love ya hunnies

[@kenziecherie2551]

When Paige said Brett’s been trying to levitate and stares at a wall I fucking lost it!!! 😂 Please vlog it when Cheltcie and Brett try it together! ❤

[@melliemel5397]

I love how Paige says at the beginning of the pod that she doesn't laugh alot and doesn't find a lot of things funny and then she laughs a good majority of the pod. 😊

[@lindafabela6503]

1:04:24 me thinking it’s a dang 🦟🦟🦟flying around my ear 😂😂

[@lisao7600]

That thing maggie said about when they were kids telling chelcie her farts smelled like roses so she would smell them is so hilarious to me. I used to tell my little sister that mine smelled like strawberries to trick her into smelling it. 😂😂😂

[@katiecloessner2696]

My morning has been pure 💩 Thank you hunnies for always making my mood better! I was having a panic attack driving back from taking my kids to school, and I just started yelling FUCK YOU and ended up laughing at myself and now I’m here and feeling better.

[@sunnyjohansen1958]

Sending you a hug, Momma! Hope your day is getting better! ✌️😊

[@latinamichelle]

I just love how Beth is the clever sister always in the back ready to help resolve anything! Shout out to Beth!

[@kayleighrussell421]

Chelcie saying Paige and Jasmine trying to piss like dudes is “gnarly” while her and her sisters used to shit anywhere and not wipe 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@sharktat481]

Brett's comment at 1:18:15 about the cage got me, got soooo light headed trying no to laugh out loud in the cubicles at work!

[@msrosie9249]

Great pod hunnies. The fart box guy could have sent flowers 💐 😂

[@Ericksonkash]

You’re right I should have!!😂

[@caranelson8764]

Maybe send some air freshener and say you’re sorry.

[@rainbowmangarage]

Hunnies. This was my first podcast I've ever listened to. I love y'all so much ❤️

[@MacP2990]

Your in for a treat this is the best pod ever ❤❤❤welcome to the club hunnies 🪨🦐🤘🏼

[@Sara-hy7ku]

The “this initial owes you tacos” thing is so smart, you have to admit because it promotes so much engagement on the post.

[@lisao7600]

Yeah that's exactly why people post it too. She was acting like the person expects whoever they tag to be obligated to actually buy the tacos for them though. I always thought it was just a joke type thing.

[@_xjen.x]

Fellow Lake Superior girl here, it’s MASSIVE & gorgeous. We call it “the lake that never gives up her dead”. It’s so cold, bodies don’t float 😓

[@lisao7600]

I wonder if they've ever seen any of the great lakes? Like if they realize how big they are. I live not far from lake erie, and have been there tons of times. I know lake superior is quite a bit bigger though. I love lake erie, it's so huge and beautiful.

[@KaileyShae]

Brett is talking about the pineal gland. It’s considered our third eye. You can see with your eyes closed. I remember seeing kids in a study that can read through their third eye. It takes years of practice. Brett’s bits are hilarious 😂 love y’all.

[@jennifers.3818]

The fact Chelcie and the ladies are just laughing at him like hes an idiot. They really need to open up to his ideas

[@Coconut_Oceane]

i thought he got got, but really i got got

[@kristawilson9668]

Your laughing during calls is sooo contagious through the interwebs.. as if we are all sitting together giggling.. 🤣🤣🤣 [especially in reference to the tongue punching his fart box, and he slipped a fart]

[@carlischultz5790]

I’m dying “we shit all over town” 😂

[@ladybakedluck]

"Quef" - paiges spelling gots me dying 😂❤

[@alicemorel6779]

I wondered what she was on about 😂

[@chrissyscull7199]

Lice don't like tea tree oil. 3 drops in a water spray bottle spray on the girls hair before school. My girls haven't had them since I started😊

[@elizabethcox1655]

This pod episode ate hunnies

[@Asmrluvr8]

Who else loves Brett and his random thoughts?! I just adore him (and everyone else on this pod, obviously!) I’d love to hang out with him, I’d just be cracking up at every random thing he says 😂

[@amylynn314]

LEVITATION! 😂😂😂 I'm gonna pass out! Literally crying!! 🤣

[@kaysha710]

You want buckets not rims 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheViralPodcast]

🏀 BUCKETSSS 🏀

[@hctebsdrawkcab]

The zoom in on Paige’s hat “Mcscuse me bitch” when they’re venting abt community guidelines got me dyinggg😂😂😂

[@EZ-js3ks]

Chelcie talm bout not worried abt making $40 off each video yet some of us out here hustling just to make an extra 40 lmao.

[@Alyjah777]

Maggie saying, "I thought you had to be governor to become a senator" is equivalent to saying, "I thought you had to be president to become a police officer"........💀💀

[@kelliewonch6055]

😅

[@karivitou2816]

Ikr 😂 I was thinking the Sam's thing-- like states have SENATORS, BUT A SINGLE GOVENOR.😂😂

[@jennifers.3818]

And the fact that NO ONE knew any different 😂😂

[@Heyhunniesbuffytimmons8513]

I thought the same thing as Maggie 😂

[@reeritz1280]

I think you're right...many of my state's Govenors have been Senators 1st.

[@aurorabaca2490]

Chelcie used to be malt flickey baby 😂

[@becca0912]

I never had lice growing up until i was in my 20s hanging out at a party house. And i picked and popped those puppies too. Took 2 treatments of lice treatment to get rid of them.

[@pamelarobinson6176]

Me at work yelling: “Brett, lean the fuck back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@nadiadansani2139]

I can’t listen to y’all working out no more, I dang near dropped the weight in myself from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MakenzieHallie]

Got vertigo today hunnies. So glad I had this to help focus on vs the anxiety it spikes! Lol. Love yall!

[@karina.a.rodriguez8521]

I love you hunnies, now lets bring back the shrimps are singing stickers. Have a fantastick week.

[@kerryhumiston8058]

I’m a picker too, I spent the night at my friends and we all got it from a sleepover. My Mom is a teacher and was mortified. I remember sitting outside in the sun so she could see the eggs. First and last time. I love you guys. ❤️

[@2005er]

I love these longer podcast! Thanks for blessing us with this!!

[@bellaleoboba]

I absolutely love the podcast! ❤️ missing trivial here hunnies 🥹❤️

[@thorned10]

The wonderful world of Henry sugar is a comedy on Netflix. It is definitely not a documentary nor based on a true story LMFAO.

[@sweethrtmadness4771]

The lice thing makes my skin crawl because I've only had it once, and it was horrible... but I understand the pop... i used to do that with fleas when I worked at a vet clinic!

[@ashlie2591]

“We would shit all over town” DEAD😂😂😂😂

[@kaysha710]

I caught the Sue Dillion live yesterday with you, MADE MY DAY🔥🔥

[@becca0912]

Wait what??? Who's channel is it on?

[@kaysha710]

⁠@@becca0912it was on Sue dillions but it was on Tik Tok so I’m not sure if it’s going to be posted somewhere

[@kaysha710]

@@becca0912Sue Dillion’s youtube

[@maxnlearn]

I’ve stopped fake laughing and it’s changed my life. Lol way less energy exhausted, so I’m with your Paige! ❤

[@LeightonRebecca]

To the guy that called in about his wife wanting him to sleep with his mother in law…. Ma’am.

[@feezible]

The producer is hilarious. Makes the podcast so much better.

[@AGothicWitch]

Girl I BEEN stopped watching Jaclyn Hill ever since the white fuzzy saga girl BYEEEEEEE with all that drama

[@dannielleuhrich627]

This was a very informative Pod today!! Brett knew alot that Chastity belts!!!😂🎉❤

[@carriemroczkowski9409]

Lol, Brett trying to levitate! You never know. And Greg dipping into social media🤣🤣🤣. So cute! Love ya, hunnies🦩

[@biancak7466]

Omg the guy who farted!! I’m dead 😂😂best podcast ever! ❤️U Chelcie

[@brittanycongrove6110]

Aero-fuckin'-postale! 😂

[@RayDizzleTeemizzle]

Man.. let’s take over the fkn WOOORRRLLLLDD!! 🌎❤

[@TheViralPodcast]

FOR REAL 👏💚

[@Melmarmod]

The Aeropostale gift card KILLLLLED ME 💀💀💀

[@sailoro666]

Best part of my week! LOVE U HUNNIES 🥰

[@TakeAHike401]

During Brett's lean forward seg the ring light reflection on his glasses was doing him so dirty 😂😂😂

[@karissaj92]

I love when chelcie loses it 😂😂😂 makes it so much funnier

[@brittanybullee751]

Hey again, you all like your whole crew and fucken Tina!! Need to come to either Brandon, Mb , Canada OR Winnipeg thats where most shows happen but please Brandon lol

[@sherrivance6081]

Taking over the world!!!💜💜💜

[@melissas.5799]

My head started itching with all the lice talk lol 😂😳

[@Kaydub5368]

Chelcie laugh cleaning windows 😂

[@nalenegene]

Cheltcie's dab in the beginning was so cute!

[@Lisa-km3gt]

Brett should start practicing telekinesis and keep us updated on his progress, I need a 10-minute Brett segment. Lean forward.

[@InkedMisfit]

Already subscribed to Greg 🤘🏻looking forward to him showing some car stuff.

[@katiesausaman3613]

Hahaha the first 5 seconds already got me

[@WhitneyWaller-c4e]

When someone says something dumb or that doesn’t make sense, say played empty like they have nothing going on upstairs lol 😂

[@WhitneyWaller-c4e]

Plates *

[@rizza.d]

Malt itchy with the lice talk 😅 Happy Wednesday hunnies 🐫🤩

[@mrs.zreads3973]

The fact that you fail at the swear game almost every episode gives me such a chuckle 😂 #swearslikeasailor

[@courtneyh6231]

I need a full episode of dm's of the day 😅. It's my fav!

[@katiesausaman3613]

YES!!

[@lisaweaver7438]

I agree

[@saraht4603]

I love the advert breaks.. They make no sense but i never fast forward 😂

[@staceyshanks2987]

My favorite part of the pod is Maggie's face when Brett talks 😂😂

[@GHOSTLINK144]

Bret needs more air time. I’m all for the platypus story, that’s freakin insane. It’s crazy how even animals have pineal glands. That’s proof that every living creature is connected and a part of something much greater than we’ll ever comprehend

[@superbeesally4123]

BEN!!!! You had Tuesday listeners TRIPPING at 2:29 yesterday posting on the Facebook pages!! GOAL ACCOMPLISHED BROTHER!!!!

[@caraelaine8558]

Who selects the calls that air on the pod? 😅good job hunnies

[@hdog4474]

Paige is SO smart and quick w the word play 🙏 she for real should become a skit writer/joke writer at LEAST. ❤️‍🔥

[@melixdee]

It's called Astral projection, Brett. The levitating.

[@orangeplush7]

Come to Duluth MN hunnies. We're at the point of Lake Superior! Also, a drive up the shore is always phenomenal and beautiful!

[@lucho2386_]

I fucking lostttttt it at the fucking Chasity cage lock call 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@herophant0578]

Hunnies can't wait to watch you after work...your my savior for my stress

[@nudetayne1617]

Our third eye blind lol

[@jessplex3430]

Okay..not even lying, when I was on copious amounts of mushroom chocolates when I was younger.. I DEFNITELY could see with my eyes closed. Not just imaging shit like I saw my surroundings. It was a trip lol but I swear by it hhaha