The Waiting Game - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

ALMOST CHRISTMAS

[@steveordonez7104]

True

[@lunix8661]

bokoen are you on the nice list

[@ThatNorwegian87]

sex?

[@ethangeno1884]

Mary Early Christmas Bo have the best Christmas. With your family.

[@PotatoProot]

I bet Bo will get coal

[@revoltx1]

"lets do it, balls to the wall" "I need immediate fucking help down here"

[@federicofiordelli104]

He broke his balls on the wall

[@baconhairbacana1964]

Classic

[@BlackKnigth323]

If people make fun of Italy switching sides during the war It's because they haven't seen a Romania player as soon as a Soviet troop puts a foot on their land

[@aquila4460]

"Meine Herren, es gibt hier eine Lösung die Sie nicht sehen." Turns around. "добро пожаловать, товарищи"

[@brunishka]

That was hularios moment!

[@maxthetube8466]

King Michael:

[@equilintogo5378]

King Michael possessed hoi4 after his death

[@baconhairbacana1964]

The might of the Danish navy and its aircraft carrier is unexplainable.

[@keirangray902]

The SS Bokoen1

[@Ronald98]

​@@keirangray902The SS Ratkoen 1

[@kingking-ci1gf]

@@Ronald98 SS Snakoen1

[@Ronald98]

@@kingking-ci1gf I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣

[@totower9597]

this is true...

[@KnoxZone]

Allies waiting around for the Axis to act while the Axis are having the time of their lives speeding down the autobahn. Absolute mental domination.

[@The_S_Phantom]

The real meaning of tanks go brrrrrrrr

[@ltwaffles5477]

You know it’s scripted when Bo is talking about having a girlfriend

[@baconhairbacana1964]

HoI4 players just cannot do it

[@fauxio5063]

@@baconhairbacana1964 Nah she's probably pegging him that's how

[@Zeitgeist2000]

I always thought he was gay I'm not going to lie

[@Abba_Fan]

​@@DarkIsToNightSmart, both keeping their options open

[@Aqueox]

@@DarkIsToNight A severe lack of Danish Pesos or whatever they use and time to oneself on top of peace of mind, I'd imagine.

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Golden: "The sooner this game is over, the sooner I can play League." Me: "Just when you think he can't fall any further he says sh*t like this."

[@ukaszreszelewski5206]

10:20 Golden: Japan will surely attack India any minute now Bo: Mein Fuhrer…

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

That's Swimmy, not Golden.

[@Nn-3]

Das war ein befehl! Der Angriff Swimmy ein befehl!

[@kaieastwood3373]

Virgin Golden Germany: Just wait then out. Chad Swimmy Germany: pro gamer moves

[@brodyngabites3856]

Underrated comment

[@chingqing0504]

Swigma: i need immediate help here

[@t_gabiuel6058]

Chad Swimmy build: tanks so slow that they get overrun by infantry divisions

[@Holsp]

“Sleeper can’t micro, game journalist hands.” My god, what a statement.

[@LighthouseGuard]

"You only have to stare at the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down."

[@dr.vikyll7466]

"Youre just dumb, you're just dumb." -smartest OBG argument

[@maxwittman7600]

For chistmas, can we get a Kaiserredux game where the squad picks factions in the 2ACW?

[@zykrez]

No

[@baconhairbacana1964]

That would be fire

[@theholypotato7763]

lag hell

[@trapical]

On stream he said the Christmas game is going to be a multiplayer mega campaign across various Paradox games.

[@thehuman2734]

​@@theholypotato7763honestly that's been the major thing that puts me off kaiserreich, it's looks fun but whenever I get into it things lag like crazy, often times it crashes in the late game

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5937]

Golden should be put in charge of the Deutsche Bahn. He's the only hope for german public transport.

[@LeonFuzzyPizza]

Golden really revealed his soy for hating on all dark beer.

[@the_tactician9858]

Yeah, I'm not a particular fan of beer but dunking on dark beer only is so whiny... It's like saying a coke is too sweet, so instead you'll just drink lemonade.

[@adtopkek4826]

@@the_tactician9858 Keep your diabetes water to yourself. Pure water and tea master race!

[@LedosKell]

I'll be over at the old man table with my Tom Collins and gin & tonics.

[@one5e]

To be fair to him: he lives in a place where there is no winter, and not everyone likes drinks with flavour

[@Tyork42]

Golden the kind if guy to think Coors Light is a good beer

[@zillanessie7764]

I honestly jus imagine the axis high command discussing where the next addition to the super railway is while both the soviets and allies are waiting for them to do something. Meanwhile, the railway gets larger

[@equilintogo5378]

The "move around so fast enemy thinks you have extra" sounds so medieval lmao

[@kingdom25]

What would we do without the comic relief Swimmy letting people play League early?

[@BaronVonMott]

"Let's do it, balls to the wall!" * *literally half a second later* * "I need immediate help down here!"

[@RealGeorgeLucas]

Stalin: What is the report from the Front? Germany must have a grand strategy to launch such an offensive Zhukov: *confused* They’re just standing there…menacingly! Golden’s strategy was basically a SpongeBob episode & it did not disappoint

[@liladoodle]

Italy & the Kriegsmarine: *Does a little trolling towards the UK.' The UK: "Who are you people!?".

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Spongebob reference, nice.

[@Boxghost102]

Can't believe after last time he tried to barb in 1939, Swimmy actually doubled down and practiced the strat to try again.

[@Reznore587]

Ooh boy can’t wait for this script. (I was actually able to wait for the script)

[@keizervanenerc5180]

Missed opportunity to call the video "Sitzkrieg 2.0"

[@IZINA1997]

I appreciate swimmy being an absolute agent of chaos

[@jakefee7188]

The worst thing about the Guinness exchange was that both them described it as “dark beer”

[@trapical]

Keep up that upload schedule Bo, you got this! ❤

[@Bokoen1]

Hopefully Vicky 3 on Sunday!

[@MrOceMcCool]

@@Bokoen1Pog

[@moredac2881]

“Let’s do it. Balls to the wall.” -official directive of Barbarossa

[@gtafanatic1]

8:35 Thomas' insistence on researching the plane makes me think he wants off mr Swimmy's wild ride

[@ZeAshTonz]

I can't believe the gang figured out how to do psychological warfare in a multiplayer map game

[@hydra7427]

"Balls to the wall" "I need immediate help down here" Chef's kiss.

[@HyperfixationStation-s8e]

Is it just me or has Golden really been stepping up his game recently

[@imperialisticvonhabsburg3149]

Golden doesn't like dark beer? Another Golden L

[@Zomana9]

dark beer fans drinking acid everyday to try and burn their tastebuds off to be able to stomach the taste of dark beer

[@OWNYOMAMA]

Realest thing golden ever said tbh

[@dow-goren9903]

The first title card promised amazing strategic insights and the super-highway did not disappoint! Would love to see more great ideas like that, but it probably doesn't make for very interesting videos, unless you are literally running circles around your enemies, does it? It would have been amazing to hear the allied reactions from teleporting tanks.

[@Igorilianu]

Of course it's yet another golden strategy, truly the best tactical mind of our century

[@mrswb]

No, We're in a Clown Tank.

[@zacharysilver911]

This is getting too predictable. I knew it would be a Golden Germany to just sit still on the Russian front and a Swimmy Germany to do a hyper-leveraged tank rush and barb in ‘39z

[@lukalolleonardo4797]

Hitler: Rommel we will have 30 tank divisions readu for France Rommel: That is great to hear sir and how much infitiary do we have? Hitler: What infintiary?

[@nick0875]

I guess whenever a tank gets knocked out the crew can officially become an infantry fire team with this idea.

[@officialvallen]

Nobody: Axis High Command: We aren’t yet ready to invade the Soviets. Mr. S*itler: We’re going in. Balls to the walls. Also Mr. S*itler, 5 seconds later: I need immediate help down here 💀

[@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933]

Bo in the second game: *Is playing Yugoslavia.* The subscribers: "Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete".

[@goalabama2013]

We are in attack position now sir -Steiner Hold here-Rommel We’re not going to attack? - Goring I have my orders from the Furher himself we only need to keep them from escaping.-Rommel

[@theturnc0at]

Swimmy's Tractor Rumbling strat went surprisingly well I'd say

[@mauriciopimentel6451]

"I have Beer Tastings with my Girlfriend's Family" Shut up Bo, we all know it's ISP, you Benes with him every night

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Its just isp in a wig. Bo has no idea its him and everyone else just plays along because it has gone so far in to the point it would be too awkward to tell him

[@mauriciopimentel6451]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 Bo can't recognize ISP without his Mole King Skin

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

@@mauriciopimentel6451 and/or the rat in the background

[@mauriciopimentel6451]

@@TheAlmightyToaster01 Doing the little Rat Dance

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

@@mauriciopimentel6451 exactly

[@aidanjones4067]

"39 Barb" Oh boy I know who is about to throw the game.

[@aidanjones4067]

Swimcels it's so jover

[@2Links]

Golden is perfectly capturing Hitler imagining infrastructure lol

[@thedeadwookie25]

golden hating on dark beer and trying to build the hyperloop? already this script is elevated

[@Valen7141]

The golden-Bo "Gay Relationship" is truly the german-italian historical relations in ww2

[@kraykyle]

I literally just watched the last game clip from Dankus Memecus, Swimmy throwing goes brrrr

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

Golden not only sucks at hoi, but has no taste for alcohol. Tough scene.

[@Gastogh]

"Game journalist micro" :D

[@Uegue]

I swear, you could just comment 'Average Golden Gameplay' the literal second a video is posted without even watching it and you would be correct every single time, except for when you aren't.

[@JohnBadger17]

Golden out here actually larping as wartime Germany with his super-highway plans

[@liamsweeen]

Why was I surprised that the second game was a Swimmy build. Swimmy = Chaos

[@munguschungus4030]

Guinness tastes like ass water. Don't listen to the Dane that says the tastiest thing in Denmark has is bread.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Desperately Need More Tank Division Racing My New Favorite Competitive E Sport

[@imperialisticvonhabsburg3149]

*Sees a crazy strat on second title screen.* Swimny? Swimmy.

[@just_gibs]

Always loving swimmy redefining metas

[@ultra_axe7812]

golden over here playing transport fever

[@AgentPrimus]

As an Irishman, dark beer has mixed feelings here in Ireland. You either love it or hate it. For my family, it's usually Murphy's tbh, Guinness when it's a special event

[@ardvarkvv2718]

Bo cooming over the danish carrier had me crying with laughter

[@frogchip6484]

Golden is the worst kind of Guiness hater, he imposes his 4 year old tastebuds on other people - definitely sits there sipping a £15 rum and coke that has barely any rum in it and thinks he's smart

[@nuggs4snuggs516]

As a proud Wisconsinite, Golden's comments on beer at the start of the episode made me further question his sanity Also Chadkoen, dark beer enjoyer

[@lordderpington8021]

Anyone else want to see a clock running on the screen as to get an idea of how long these games last? Make it happen bo pleeeeees.

[@wizardgherkin]

Hardcode a timestamp on the original vid/vod layer, then just add some captions to the vid once the editing is done and run a script replacing the time stamped vod with the original un timestamped vid.

[@plakeplays6420]

I like how Bo censored the nazi symbol but then gave up like 20 seconds later

[@jacobhammock3355]

"I dont fucking care. I'm fucking doing it" "I need immediate help"

[@viech7595]

2:21 I heard that lmao

[@matepasztor5362]

"Game journalist hands"💀

[@yvngxnightmare]

You can always tell the bo is gonna lose when Thomas is on his team

[@williamwhitehouse8214]

Bokoen is 100% right, golden has no fucking taste in beer.

[@rcpwProductions]

light beer drinkers when they finally have something with flavor

[@bombidil3]

Swimmy: STRONG AURA, weak Atlantic Wall.

[@syncthedingus1306]

Golden saying all dark beer is the same is possibly the most American thing he's ever said. Most of us hate dark beer here for some reason, idk why.

[@alphalegionary7646]

Swimmy and early wars against the Soviets Name a better duo

[@Aldrahill]

What the actual fuck; railway level impacts Strat redeploy speed?! HOW did I not know that?!

[@KrokLP]

The phoney war was called Sitzkrieg in Germany. "Sitting around war"

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Once they added Trains to Hoi4, I knew one day there would be a train argument in my mappies. This was beautiful. Merry Christmas Bo, and thanks for this gift of a video.

[@Albinospenguin]

Boarding the axis side with a Swimmy germany and a golden italy was inadvised of you Bo

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

"Game journalist micro" is WILD. I would uninstall.

[@nickstoneham5629]

Honestly, I didn't know about that railway speed bonus until now. I figured infrastructure gave a speed bonus, but not railways themselves.

[@uwbollema]

It's so easy to predict when swimmy is playing😂

[@loonowolf2160]

0:50 I never drink beer, never smoke, never taste wine nc I don't want it

[@PotatoProot]

I can already tell this will be a bop

[@bruh5912]

If golden takes you to a bar then watch out and cover your drinks.

[@indecision3835]

New Germany Barb strategy: Do not invade.

[@gamidragon]

Let's do it balls to the wall *1 second later* I need immediate help down here. Classic!

[@Tobbs96]

Swimmy shitting on the supreme dark beer? We all know drinking real beer is like drinking a whole loaf of bread >:v

[@theholypotato7763]

Good video Bo, enjoy the holidays

[@ForeverSeige]

Straight up, dark beers are the best no matter where you go. Its a shame that Guinness is the only highly commercial one you can find in so many places but at least it still tastes good.

[@joshdavis3743]

Dark beer is great. Who doesn't like a good dunkel?

[@thorofthenords5442]

Once again Swimmy kills himself

[@lucianapalmisano918]

We need a playthrough on Christmas day/eve playing as Finland, Canada, Sweden, Norway and a Christmas mod

[@Tommy-qc4rj]

An American whinging about types of beer. Come on Golden, you got two choices, Budweiser piss, and Coors Piss. Get on our level man, we're out here drinking PINTS O HEAVY

[@trapical]

Any self respecting American drinks their local beers, not anything from Budweiser or Coors, etc. There are thousands of excellent IPAs and local crafts to choose from that are better.

[@natebox4550]

@@trapicalMe when it all tastes like shit anyhow!

[@t_gabiuel6058]

We need to see more of Swimmy on Germany. His builds are very entertaining lmao.

[@nphrandalcolt8719]

Golden should get a life time ban from every pub ever for disrespecting dark beer

[@TheRealKoenji]

I am the one who proofreads the scripts.

[@nedsnow6566]

Dark beer is awesome. Has much more taste. Even the cheap ones, altough those with 8-9 degrees of alcohol are very nice. Makes normal beer seem to be just half beer and half water

[@Ma_Zhongying]

Will we get to see the return of Palden Norbu?

[@super_steven]

Building the Autobahn Hoi4 MP in a Nutshell

[@RubberToeYT]

Don’t think I’ve ever seen ai Danish aircraft carriers before in my games

[@bencurran3204]

Hearing golden hate Guinness makes me chuckle, it's either that or its got to be cold to Americans