The weak should fear the strong

[@StimpeeYT]

fight to the det

[@hired_gun_jedi5303]

Zaddy stimpee can you say hi to me

[@JoeMama-xo8yx]

fight to the det

[@chimkennugget4243]

Fight me

[@despacitobravo2881]

nice

[@claudioricardoshow]

Hard harassment, thank you.

[@MaximoCumulus]

"I'm straight, I'm not gay" "I'm his new boyfriend" Stimpee strikes again.

[@earlemhrode1904]

he can't keep getting away with it!

[@Godzsake]

Guess im not his boyfriend anymore.

[@Baoaa123]

Wtf why Stimpee cheating on me

[@atSeebs]

sexuality is so poggers hahaha and what a vibe.

[@VivianVeltra]

Dam might turn gay for the new james charles

[@davidcummins9903]

“Kill me Robert!” 😂😂”I don’t care about your biceps Robert” 😂😂

[@reboundingrob8698]

i wish they did care

[@diesinjapanese4754]

Robert is God

[@mclovin2408]

Lmao that guy was amazing

[@BoomBoomLou]

I care about his biceps.

[@theegggod8070]

@@BoomBoomLou I bet you do

[@travis8469]

"Fell for the oldest trick in the scroll" LOL

[@Osprey1994]

I feel like this was a gem that slipped by a lot of people.

[@jojak0512]

idk why that's so funny

[@Mygg_Jeager]

@@jojak0512 because scrolls are older than books.

[@leagueplanet5409]

Imagine how many kids out there have trust issues because of Stimpee

[@StimpeeYT]

Not nearly enough, I still have so much work left to do

[@yuritrasimaco5201]

Even Anakin wasnt that mean with kids

[@OriginalMice45]

weird thing is how he keeps meeting them, like are they coming out of rocks or something

[@leagueplanet5409]

@@StimpeeYT That's the spirit

[@indigo3032]

@@OriginalMice45 I could have said something about this but it would have seen very incriminating. So I might say it anyways

[@RhinoTV]

Nothing boosts my mood more then seeing a Stimpee Rust video

[@cuze.e]

Nothing boosts my mood more than just seeing a stimpee video

[@2DEKAY]

For real your comment is so true

[@onehitwonder420]

A stimpee DayZ video.

[@tyrannosaurz7663]

True. True. I love it

[@orion9296]

For real!!!

[@Loodkuro]

8:22 When they had enough of Stimpee killing them and started summoning master chief to whoop his ass

[@kylesprenkel680]

the next video will have someone singing the doom sound track acapella

[@WithoutReward]

lol gave me chills! 😂

[@davidmedina7628]

Yes sir

[@jetstreamsam7853]

117 likes

[@BoomBoomLou]

The guy singing "HeYloW" theme was best.

[@brutalcrusadermaulgracies4246]

Had me cracken up , looked like Somali pirate lol

[@Jaemisu]

too bad the racist right before him kinda ruined it :/

[@ponyglee]

The bit where he just takes a room in that guy’s base is an instant classic

[@doughboywhine]

Such an unbelievable power move

[@kanerive2279]

I love how downed people on rust spewing words out makes up 80% of stimpee’s content.

[@liammeharry]

Heeyyyy. Friendly friendly

[@angrygardengnome8383]

It keeps us coming back time and again

[@joshstanton267]

And serious 🏹 domeage. I get so many endorphins from watching him carve up noobs with a bow 🤣❤️🤙

[@s1rangecat806]

fight to the ded

[@thelitmango6333]

@@joshstanton267 when you play the game for years, the bow becomes an extension of ya own arm

[@Dougarawrus]

How to reverse someone being toxic “I take it back you’re not fat” 😂

[@takeityezzy]

Show me your biceps and triceps .

[@Skankhunt-ic2km]

@@takeityezzy he’s my boyfriend

[@aiden2358]

@@Skankhunt-ic2km our* boyfriend

[@Icetubexd]

That guy was kinda cool ngl

[@ItsKod]

"Fight to the Det" (Seconds later) "Im back from the det"

[@SquishEESpark]

Man these graphics they're so good, wow! I love them so much! These graphics make me so happy man, doesn't even feel like Rust anymore, feels like Triple A game!

[@AWormsPurpose]

Your not suppose to tell devs they’re doing a good job >:(

[@Faded______]

Man wow these graphics man, omg man so good, it looks just like real life man, Hey man what do you think about these new Rust graphics? They're amazing right man?

[@fjfjawdwafjfjawdwa]

They look bad man, I hate them so much! These graphic make me so angry man, feels like shitty rust, still feels like shitty indie game!

[@XXX-ez1od]

😁😁

[@kingping3933]

😁😁😁

[@happytimeharry363]

"Why did you kill me in a game where that is the objective?" HA! I love you Stimpee!

[@MartinTraXAA]

Remember: If you're being approached by an armed Stimpee, singing the Halo song might temporarily soothe his bloodlust!

[@myyamaharips6360]

the guy in the bear lol

[@Elegantfoxwasteland]

"I will come back and I will keeel youuu! HISSS" LMFAOOO

[@simonfinch9277]

Love how the guy that recognized stimpee went from mad to simp in seconds.

[@Camomo_10]

Haha I love your thumbnails Stimpee. By far the best

[@nerdylilnurse7974]

Fr

[@Connor-dl4hq]

I just finished marathoning your “Admin in Rust Trolling” videos, and now I see you everywhere

[@blueberrypimp8460]

What's up checkmark

[@killermike9037]

That halo theme at the end fits perfect with rust. ;)

[@Glob-x7x]

8:23 when the boys all get on Rust.

[@cryptic_man4207]

😂😂

[@GipGap]

2:42 that cut is perfect.

[@chadsoucek4678]

“You killed me and my friend!” “Uhhh miss click”😂😂

[@infinitepotential854]

"Mom look, I won the game!" That shit was comedy. Thank you

[@grahamjones6774]

I had to go back to it🤣mum come in here I won the game😂😂😂

[@fragsauce3726]

Father Stimpee has uploaded, i shall now watch in aw as father murders countless savages.

[@teafuse583]

8:20 that shit straight up gave me goosebumbs.

[@pillgrimm]

What an incredibly foreign hello

[@NeuronActivation]

I'm glad I'm not the only one, that shit was glorious

[@Fenrisdog999]

Gay

[@Gestr91]

The best line: "You fell for the oldest trick in the scroll" lol

[@hamjaro2920]

I love so much that Stimpee's "Ruoh raggy," crescendo's to the energy of "DOMED HIM!"

[@dpellican8053]

"Do you work out?" "Yeah..of course, I do fat pumps for my tri's"

[@THEBEAST031299]

“The oldest trick in the scroll” had me rolling

[@NyxInfernal]

I enjoy every video, but every few months or so you upload one that has me hysterical with laughter. The "good morning my queen, I love you!" got me good. Quality content right there.

[@suaybzengin9251]

these videos have always made me laugh and feel happy whatever mood I am in, they’re like my bed time stories, always fall asleep on one of your videos. From a person who watches KZbin everyday, stimpee is by far my favourite KZbinr, his laugh is so contagious 😂

[@cryptomnesiac]

Stimpee, your vids always make me feel better during hard times. Thanks for that.

[@QcCuber4]

Never thought I'd hear the King talking to his queens above 18 on this channel

[@gtafanatic1]

2:04 from the tone of his voice I was thinking even HE started finding stimpee's shenanigans funny

[@olliek2107]

MORE FISHING VIDEOS OR SOME WIGS ARE GOING TO BE SPLIT

[@Gnomie445]

WIG _SPLITTAH_

[@Corzappy]

WE'RE GONNA SPLATTER EM' RIGHT AIDEN?

[@jochem3634]

@@Corzappy yo do you have a link from that splatter him aiden meme? i tried searching but all i find is stimpees videos

[@kobenkoben7261]

split the beans

[@Corzappy]

​It's from a post on r/fightp*rn called "Some local Eshay Junkies vs Buff Tasmanian Police Officer" about 25 seconds in.

[@cliffordcox9393]

This man not caring about your biceps will forever be a legend

[@2441-t1z]

I keep coming back to this video every day, the intro is just too good.

[@brqdva4095]

All the other KZbinrs showing off there epic battles and then there’s stimpee who is the only one who captures the true rust

[@c3jzi942]

when i grow up and there will not be any rust vids from stimpee anymore i will remember these times and a tear will run down my cheeks

[@Anipixelz]

stimpee is forever

[@4ui7]

Stimpee videos are the only reason I’m sane rn

[@bujolg4196]

6:20 i felt this on a personal level

[@igorpalasz2828]

He pissed me off

[@yearofthegarden]

honestly, i avoided your videos for the longest time because of the thumbnails, but i've been watching rust youtube since vertiigo was verbally going deep on people, but I am so glad I started watching Stimpee, as your content is probably the most watched channel on my youtube, and I'm so accustomed to watching your videos in my small moments of self time during the busy days, before I go to sleep, that I am literally trained to fall asleep when i turn a video on. which makes watching your weekly releases an event that I have to plan for myself to do during the day every saturday, but it's worth it. Thanks for all the laughs, bring Richie back, i've watched that french in dayz at least 20 times.

[@elin5771]

The end had me rethinking life for a moment 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[@ryankhino1]

you need this content back, geeing up serious clueless players is fkn quality. love it brother

[@abraxis7292]

Stimpee flexing about his muscles is the new "how bout these new graphics, man?"

[@saberxzero]

5:03 Oh hell yeeeaaaaaaa stimpee is a Mommy!!!!

[@SairAerwyn]

Dude! One of the best rust episodes, great job.

[@CAKESLAPPA]

That ending is quite possibly the most quintessential distilled rust experience.

[@layzurbeam8263]

I swear, anytime Stimpee laughs, an angel is born

[@psylocide7672]

The mom bit needs expanded upon, it’s so good

[@deathboyinc]

Such a great vid stimpee. Felt like you was really having fun with this one lmao love it

[@fatkidwithfudge]

5:34 the whole slow realization to him trying to murder you. Beautiful.

[@Name-xs3bd]

2:00 the way he says Robbertttt every time makes me crack a smile

[@cr4ckgggaming235]

sheeeeesh daddy got a new vid, dis made my day

[@Vesdus]

"Rent's due." KEK

[@LordLucky]

I wish stimpee was my landlord

[@smort1354]

"Oh sh*t i need to change that, i uuh (door locks), oh no..." this cracked me up, such a legit reaction haha

[@potato_aimxdd]

Papa stimpee thank you for the great and amazing videos ❤

[@joedirt4579]

That was the most beautiful opening scene in cinematic history

[@Microxxd]

Ah yes the time has come finally an upload

[@MoreAvier]

i love you stimp ive been watching for 4-5 years now keep up the content

[@desensitized]

1:00 you can hear the chub in his voice, PROJECTING

[@duzinbbs4784]

omg..that effect in the ending...it feels so good to listen....feels like asmr lol

[@bongspin]

Australian man gaslights child for a minute and 8 seconds 7:10

[@NachozMan]

Everyone saying "ROBERT" is giving me flashback to the kid from that last video.

[@kyleladner5861]

Ahhhh a stimpee classic

[@Myst291]

All his videos are classics

[@Kochablusta]

oh the meme man

[@hwatsitooyah869]

"rents due" holy shit comedy gold. and the profile picture next to robert i was dyin'

[@brettie7197]

04:58 that guy is definitely South African

[@RSxMVxSN]

Stimpee rust videos make my day 1000% better.

[@louzynerd129]

So Stimpee how do you like those new rust graphics?

[@beanboy4900]

Is like a brand new game

[@brandonvega4654]

AAA game

[@justinhaynes6053]

Daaaaaaamn, stimpee keeps 'em high and tight... Dropping that king sound byte

[@alecbaker13]

Back when the new wave of Rust players came (including myself) before everyone became tryhards again lol. It used to be so fun

[@mitchellmetcalfe5796]

Mate, this is absolute comedic gold

[@commondognut]

Yo when we getting the “Bro” remix?

[@zacharyzellmer8019]

"You should see my triceps after a fat pump" Fuck, I'm dying haha

[@euphoric5577]

Shout out to my fellow south african who's roof was being camped

[@Kneorlan]

lmao this incorporation of them singing into end credits is great, wish your whole video was this excellent, but it only was very good.

[@fierywolverine5044]

3:50 A South African on an EU server? I can already feel that telkom lag

[@NathanPeacock-fe4gn]

BROOO, 😂😂 I was litrally rolling as soon as I heard the accent lol

[@NathanPeacock-fe4gn]

Never thought I'd see a south african in rust lol

[@jordaneggerman4734]

Him: "You know what you're doing?!" Me, sensing my time has come: "Jus' ruinin' it! Mate, you're jus' ruinin' it!"

[@durkey01]

have you guys seen the new rust graphics?

[@mr.goochthethird1222]

5:03. Me when I watch ur vids before work

[@Kingsley-qk6hz]

Watchin old Vids n Still laughin U Da Goat FR 😭😭

[@nickos9393]

"oldest trick in the scroll" xD had me ded

[@MicrophoneMichael]

Classic Stimpee, I love chillin back in time.

[@retro5945]

itts always a great day when you wake up to a Stimpee video. "Oh good morning my beautiful queen, I love you" Best part for sure

[@LHitmaN47]

The "BRO Spree" is marvelous!

[@1986f250diesel]

YMH The King "Queens aboves 18"Reference . Keep it high n tight. Gotta follow proto.

[@salahyo4544]

Man rewatching these old videos of stimpee and his laughs and comparing them with now (mid 2024) is sadge

[@smud9673]

You know the video is good when the most replayed is the beginning

[@ИванДеникин-э5ц]

Stympee literally has been hypnotised by that HALO. He just automatically headed to the source of signal right after it started! I think, at that moment, somewhere deep within him, a little master woke up. Within each of us...

[@zankthegreat4291]

Nothing better than the halo theme to bring all gamers together

[@2XVGAMING]

Hearing a fellow south african accent in videos is just a whole other experience i love it

[@javelesports6469]

“You should see my triceps after a fat pump”

[@JJG18]

"Robert, I know you can hit me in the head. Stop playing with me *SQUELSCH*. Thank you". LMAOOOOOOO

[@skult227]

4:25 the duality of man

[@matiamus2465]

Golden Era of Rust directed exclusively by Stimpee itself.

[@abdullahfall1517]

stimpee laughing makes me so happy

[@theancientsam]

That comrade turned traitor quick