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[@georgebennett3197]

You can't Beatrice ....oh sorry...you can't beat rice! Brilliant

[@CricketEngland]

Best joke,of the lot and Dara gives the points to the other side....

[@AsifKhan-ju4ld]

The awarding of points is, well, pointless on this show. I've never understood it.

[@CricketEngland]

@@AsifKhan-ju4ld Dara just makes it up as he goes along

[@AsifKhan-ju4ld]

@@CricketEngland I think so too.

[@Squantle]

@@CricketEngland not that it matters

[@jamesmartin9401]

Ed got totally caught of guard by "You can't beat rice." That's exquisite. He had no defenses up whatsoever, just pure reaction. It's a beautiful thing.

[@shibaanimagaming4433]

Ed can’t do no wrong he could say the most unfunniest thing ever and dara would laugh his arse off as his his best mate….watch all these clips with Ed in and dara wets himself at everything its so cringe 😬

[@jamesmartin9401]

@@shibaanimagaming4433 Honestly, Ed is my favorite. He is such a dork, but an edgy dork.

[@RationalCreed]

Milton is the king of standup. He knows how to catch you off guard

[@andrewwilliams7501]

@@shibaanimagaming4433 I bet you're fun at parties 😂

[@shibaanimagaming4433]

@@andrewwilliams7501 I sure am 😉👍

[@brentcrude8565]

2:32 No one is talking about Zoe's "Respectable middle-aged lady..." joke. That had me dead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tygrkhat4087]

The demure look on Zoe's face after "eye popping anal." Absolutely perfect.

[@slurjkblohm]

I was sitting here dying

[@grizzle273463]

That's cuz she's a degenerate

[@CiderHead]

Russell did it first babs

[@Showmetheevidence-]

Milton’s word play is just epic!

[@sharonmullins1957]

888 - 888 - 888.

[@WhatTheSmeg69]

000-000-822 Awesome

[@jackiei7965]

he's in a parallel universe

[@weswheel4834]

Yeah but tbf, of the examples that he gave here, Beatrice/Beat Rice was surely the best?

[@MrAgLi]

@@WhatTheSmeg69 What does this mean?

[@scottlarocca]

5:28 Milton Jones' Beatrice bit gets me every time 🤣

[@conorfleming6580]

I don’t get the joke

[@scottlarocca]

@@conorfleming6580 the autocue says "You can't beat rice", but the cooking show host mis-reads it in an unusually aggressive tone as "You can't, Beatrice!"

[@UntrainableWizard]

"Learn English, on owner home! Good examplings! Quick books! Disbelievable price! You buy?" probably my favourite of that first set, though the phone number gags got me good, too.

[@GarioTheRock]

That and "You can't Beatrice." have stuck with me over the years x) The one you mentioned perhaps because my father had such a heavy accent, I could do the voice of Borat in my sleep 😅 In times of urgency, such as needing to drive me to school because I missed the bus, instead of: "Where is my coat?" It'd be: "Where my fucking coat is?!" My bedtime stories were from writers like Tolstoy, Poe and Dostoyevsky, so it wasn't from lack of capacity, I assure ye' dear reader who has stuck around for more than the first sentence. A good day to you and I hope you enjoyed imagining waking up to an extremely heavy Russo-Ukrainian accent.

[@Swishyhead]

It does have very strong Vietnamese Pokémon Crystal vibes. 😂 For context, this was a bootleg English translation of a Pokémon game that was circulating in Vietnam in the early 2000s. Among other treasures, it refers to an oven as a "volcano bakemeat" and drops an f-bomb every time you store an item as a mistranslation of "put in".

[@Payne2view]

"You can't Beatrice" is my favourite Milton Jones joke.

[@celinemet]

Milton, Ed and Hugh in the same team are unbeatable.

[@DaidsHole]

You'd think...

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

And yet Dara gave the points to Nish et al! Inconceivable, I demand a recount!!

[@emporioalnino4670]

3 dads waiting outside the changing rooms at matalan

[@garthvader9916]

Except they got beat.

[@nawazhemmuth8506]

Ed is shite. Laughs at his own material and waits around too long

[@markt1387]

Ed Byrne and Zoe Lyon's reaction to Milton's Beatrice joke was priceless ❤️

[@Halinspark]

I love Milton's jokes about misreading the script. They're so unfunny they're hilarious.

[@richardcochrane1966]

Love Ed's reaction to Milton's Beatrice joke....

[@Pinkybum]

I remember his priceless reaction to Frankie Boyle's Princess Diana joke.

[@wonderwend1]

Hugh Dennis is a frickin legend

[@grahamkearnon7853]

He’s a huge Johnson.

[@wonderwend1]

@@grahamkearnon7853 no, his surname is Dennis........

[@bazzakrak]

Ahhh @@grahamkearnon7853 another connoisseur of Mock the Week, seems wonderwend1 did not get that reference, but do not worry, some of us did ;)

[@GroovingPict]

how the hell do you not give Milton's team the point after that

[@Wolfways]

Because it doesn't matter as Dara isn't actually giving any points.

[@jd518]

Because this show is similar to “Whose line is it anyway” in that the points don’t matter.

[@TimSter15]

Because otherwise Hughs team would win nearly every time

[@markdenio4537]

When they do the wide shot the mic placement makes it look like Cockery Show.

[@moretimeneeded56]

2:53

[@ThatCoalSoul]

A what?! UPDATE: Oh I see now!!!!!!

[@andycontento3563]

See what you mean. 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

[@joekunedo]

Haaaaaaaaa

[@spakkakiwi1]

In some ways I hope that the cameraman does that on purpose

[@JKH133]

Southern Cooking for Northeners was spot on!

[@thomthom6268]

In the US you'd have to reverse the line

[@TheNighthawke502]

Ah, there wasn’t an episode of "Cooking while Pissed"....that's always been one of my favourite cookery segments....Lol.

[@petergaskin1811]

Ah. Memories of Keith Floyd.

[@livb6945]

Love the mind of Milton 😂 And Ed Byrne is wonderful too

[@aemelnick]

"Let's just all go home."

[@Paragon13]

Ed Byrne, Milton Jones *and* Hugh Dennis on the same team yet they didn’t even get the points. *Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week*

[@jamesmartin9401]

Isn't Hugh a writer or producer on the show? Dara seems to rarely give his team the points. I presume out of some of fairness, for that is worth on one of these totally subjective and utterly meaningless panel show scores.

[@neotono5536]

Especially against a team where 2/3s are useless. Widdicombe is the only one that is actually funny.

[@markc8956]

Because Milton's act is crap.

[@shartsmcginty8056]

It's the modern BBC, which means the other team has several points multipliers for having a brown person and a gay woman. They may not be very funny, but they tick demographic boxes, and surely that's more important!

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

I love how people actually seem to think that the points in this show matter.

[@Laudon1228]

BBC and Mock the week, these videos have helped my morale so much during the pandemic. I’m sure, sadly, they’ll have to continue to do so for another year, as I’m American, and a blue dot living in a very red state.

[@mauritsvw]

At least you had a good election result!

[@stratobungle]

Austin, TX? Me, too!

[@grahamkearnon7853]

Why do Texans keep voting in proven low intelligence morons ie governor, Lt/governor, senators, the electric grid board etc.

[@stratobungle]

@@grahamkearnon7853 for the same reason people voted for the Donald and (across the pond) for Boris - and I'll be damned if I know what that reason is!

[@Camhin1]

So how's that biden vote going?

[@creflot]

I love how the guy with the most hair does the only bald joke.

[@spakkakiwi1]

Points go to Nish, Zoe and Josh, even after Milton's absolute banger about Beatrice!?

[@CorvusCorone68]

Dara once mentioned, possibly in an edited-out segment, that the points are arbitrary; for a bit of reference, the show was invented by the same guy who came up with Whose Line Is It Anyway, which has the catchphrase "Where the points don't matter"

[@MMR_LM]

As well as "THIS IS A FUCKING HOT POT"

[@bartcouprie4986]

"Spatchcock!"

[@shartsmcginty8056]

That team gets a points multiplier for having a brown (x2) man and a gay (x4) woman (x8).

[@WallaceEMann]

Two lots of points awarding are recorded at the end of each round. The editors just pick one. Only a couple more to go. 🙁

[@TomFynn]

"Free to good home. Fucking printer!" Right in the feels, man. Right in the feels.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Where is the next instalment of ‘Cooking When Pissed’?! Where?!?! I demand a refund! Harrumph, bah humbug et cetera.

[@romainsavioz5466]

It was before

[@Psiberzerker]

"Today, on Cook the Shit out of this Roast. We're going to cook the shit out of this roast!"

[@Psiberzerker]

Seriously, they should give him his own show. I don't care what it is, cookery, puttering around the garden, throwing things at small dogs...

[@NikStarow]

@@Psiberzerker He started a podcast here on youtube.

[@Psiberzerker]

@@NikStarow Does he do that character? I mean, the BBC could give him a "Cooking while Pissed!" show, and I would watch the shit out of it.

[@jenniferjones3273]

I'm so glad to have found this show!

[@johnrussellpelt9091]

Can anyone explain the BBC tent joke from the beginning? Thanx!

[@smilespray]

The bake off show takes place in a tent, but the show was moved from BBC to Channel 4.

[@razor1uk610]

..and the BBC had originally commisioned and/or purchased the 'tent' awning system. Leaving them with a large now unused tent and its related equipments & storage issues costing money & space.

[@Milkydrummer]

Hugh Dennis man… the guy’s brilliant

[@janemacintyre9801]

The pint of wine and a giant malteser - that's me at the movies!

[@jamesmartin9401]

As an American, that was part of my British cultural studies I do off this show. I had to look it up. It's just what we Americans call a Whopper, which is confusing because a Burger King burger is also called a Whopper - capital "W", and a large fish or a big lie (often about big fish) are also called whoppers - small "w".

[@YuvrajHanspal]

I don't think I've ever heard Hugh hit that high note in any other show 🤣

[@BM-vb4hh]

Is it just me or is "yep we're genuinely s*** at it" a perfect slogan for a rubbish collection company, i'd use them just for either the humour or the brutal honesty lol

[@martinmoore7920]

Spatchcock...stuff of legends

[@ChrisFineganTunes]

Genuinely almost choked on my toast at Milton's Bishop joke.

[@LiyemEanapay]

I didn’t get that one

[@ChrisFineganTunes]

@@LiyemEanapay there's a Bishop in South Africa called Desmond Tutu. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Ate Tutu.

[@almostfm]

And he's the guy who regularly breaks up the other comedians on the show.

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Milton: “888 8888!” 😆😂😂😂😂😂

[@Teribus13]

000 0....822

[@indigoziona]

"I'm Paul Bollywood" 😆

[@shialuck2167]

This might well be the funniest "scenes we'd like to see" ever. Just amazing. :)

[@johncunningham6928]

Try: Unlikely Things for a Vet to Say...

[@shialuck2167]

@@johncunningham6928 I shall. Thanks for the tip 😊

[@2KOOLURATOOLGaming]

*Insert laugh here* _I'm afraid I had nothing else to say so this will have to do. I genuinely found this one funny_

[@MrAmmo30]

"you cant beat rice" lmao

[@lawrencemaweu]

Disbelievable price...you buy!

[@erinobrien8408]

Love Zoey's Nigella Lawson!!! 😂🤣😆 Spatchcock

[@lewis6138]

Their walk at the beginning 😂

[@commandert5]

2:52 With the mic in that spot it looks like a "Cockery Show"

[@worcestershiresauce6377]

I was waiting for someone to put that!

[@saber1epee0]

B.E.A.T.R.I.C.E. LETS ALL GO HOME

[@wonderwend1]

Milton : the comedian's comedian

[@andycontento3563]

I like it on other shows when Ed does his 'cooking whilst pissed.' 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@HarryNicNicholas]

"what do you do for a living?" "i make rubbish bins"

[@wisteela]

What was the tent one a reference to?

[@nurdertim2018]

Probably The Great British Bake off going away from the BBC to Channel 4 (in 2017).

[@michaelscott6022]

Like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? Meet me at O'Malley's bar. I'm sure I'll recognize you.

[@chrisstar969]

Of course you will. I am tall and I am thin. Of an enviable height. And I've been known to be quite handsome, in a certain angle and in certain light.

[@HiZombies]

Title: wrong, video: entertaining

[@richardconnold8060]

0:43. Genius...and we've all been there :-)

[@Mrbobinge]

We're seriously gonna miss you lot on BBC. And KZbin; Twitter; Facebook. So, welcome to Internet Alternative Universe (for a while. Amazon has made a serious takeover offer).

[@BigD1987]

Southern cooking for Northerners, US version; "Y'all stop abusin' barbecue like that!"

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

Southern cooking for Northerners, German version: "Wessi-Essen für Ossis."

[@ronnieince4568]

@@PrinzPassionsfrucht und was gibt es zu Essen -leider nichts !!

[@itsnotalwaysblackandwhite8624]

Have seen these episodes so many times I recite the words.

[@liams1991]

Anybody else notice that the mic stand made cookery look like cockery?

[@gregoryuk]

Ed had the best at 1.36

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

disbelievable!

[@ChrisFineganTunes]

Very good jokings. Much like.

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

@@ChrisFineganTunes Thank you, Mr. Finegan,

[@LakshmananLM]

You can't Beatrice!

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

Milton Jones is a National Treasure, he ought to be on that fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.

[@chicosticks]

And here i thought "Whose line is it anyway" was funny 😗....

[@hypsyzygy506]

In the distance shot of the cookery segment, is the placement of the microphone deliberate... ?

[@mikeeasley6670]

Milton Jones is king.

[@OliTheMonarchy]

Could someone explain the tent joke?

[@davimurph]

The Great British Bake Off is filmed in a tent. When this was filmed, it had just been announced that it was leaving the BBC because Channel 4 had offered the production company more money.

[@kylestubbs8867]

3:43

[@Tht1Gy]

Free to good home... Exactly my thoughts.

[@davidstowers1964]

Favourite small ads joke ever. For Sale, complete collection of Encyclopedia Britainica. Not needed anymore as wife knows everything.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

888 the number of the feast

[@undergroundhousesounds]

F$#cking printer 😂😂😂😂

[@BamberL]

Description says Romesh when it’s actually Nish

[@lewiskelly14]

Romnish?

[@cameronelworthy6494]

@@lewiskelly14 😂

[@ryanclark6402]

Description says they’re uploading clips (plural) featuring various panelists including Romesh and others, like Stewart Francis, who’s also not in this one. They never said THIS clip had Romesh, and the only panelists tagged were Josh and Hugh.

[@BamberL]

@@ryanclark6402 bit sad that mate

[@snap-n-shoot]

you can tell they know whats coming as Milton was moving to the mic before it stopped spinning.

[@Pensivata]

We all have to do something.. anything.. just fight it, somehow..

[@luciwinters2904]

2:48 😳 that’d be perfect

[@WallaceEMann]

Some camera shots makes it look like it reads Unlikely Things To Hear on a Cockery Show…

[@Blobber.t]

Tutu joke aged well.

[@willbill6449]

Milton Jones reminds me of Rodney Mullen for some reason

[@channelzero2252]

Awwww, what happened to Cooking When Pissed?

[@fearzila]

Nish really doesn't hit a stride in this one...

[@wulliewebster4596]

Never does

[@thepartimemusician65]

Sooooo Good

[@SuperAshy1]

THIS IS A FUCKING HOT POT 🤣🤣🤣

[@SakariWolf13]

Erm, that is Nish Kumar, not Romesh Ranganathan?

[@CricketEngland]

Just shows that the scoring is pants seeing Milton gave the best joke and the score went to the other side...

[@solarpower7581]

Are you serious?

[@eclectica1]

There is no actual scoring on Mock The Week.

[@CricketEngland]

@@eclectica1 no Dara just makes it up as he goes along

[@endlessmasks]

oh these were ALL brilliant (≧▽≦)

[@maxmatthews2463]

03:49

[@kylestubbs8867]

(3:43)

[@erikaoharadwashington5769]

Not bad at all ... even laughed at the Trump cat joke

[@royhornyak8596]

What a great program " Mock The Woke" would be........

[@jonathanfraser6738]

Welcome back to the great Indian Bake Off. we said w'ed be checking our Naan bread. unfortunatelty some regionals subtitles translated this as check your Nan's dead

[@stephenmason4559]

Ah, an acceptance that before Brexit we had imported cheap labour? good one!

[@mr.maltow5297]

You can't be a rice got me XD

[@JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan]

For sale, one pyramid stage, probably won't get used again.

[@pauldockree9915]

Quinoa?

[@dfgd2402]

Reported for misleading title. This wasn't just about what was in the title.

[@johnmorgan1629]

What's quinoa and why it related to avocado!

[@wfcoaker1398]

It's a grain from South America. It used to be poor people's food, but then it got trendy. Now, it's too expensive for poor people.

[@priscmoi3382]

@@wfcoaker1398 Woah, I had no idea. That is so sad.

[@thepositivityguy3136]

Wacky.

[@c.t5136]

Ha ha ha ha ha hahaaaaaaa! Brilliant.

[@atypicalgeek88]

Jimmy? :)

[@ravinsbrook]

I noticed on the lonv camera shots that the microphone stand blocked off one side of the second O in cookery and it looked like CO*KERY. Anyone else notice that??

[@desmondmolloy9173]

Yes...and from the use of an asterisk, I'm sure that Michael Gove has noticed your comment.

[@Riggy1991]

this is a hotpotTHIS IS A FUCKING HOTPOT!!!

[@misterwardy1972]

QUICKBOOKS

[@larapalma3744]

Nish!!!!

[@SuperSweetToffee]

Welcome to Great Indian Bake Off I'm Paul Bollywood

[@raysmith7251]

But the guys didn't get th points???

[@A1Irl1]

Probably the last bald joke now that it’s sexual assault to call a man bald in the uk

[@barra6709]

Nish is genuinely one of the worst "comedians" I've ever heard. I had the misfortune of seeing him open for Milton Jones a few years ago.

[@liamcraddock9539]

Nish Kumar is actually so shit. At least you got to see an actual, great comedian after.