The Weirdest GOOGLE Searches

[@ninerjen]

”I’m not a serial killer” *All those pink sheep might say otherwise*

[@lilkorevived]

But they cant. Can they now ?

[@vinnyloyas9703]

Good one!

[@armaangondara7339]

lol

[@russianbot5302]

Can I ruin the joke like the little pr*ck I am? To be a serial killer you have to kill people on separate days. He's actually a mass murderer. I apologise

[@Junior-qg8hi]

MortalDestroyer 50 ok boomer

[@bobgeorvich5108]

Girlfriend isn’t in the video... “Not Blood on the walls” Wait

[@Moo0341]

Bob Georvich oh yeah its all coming together

[@daddyt9013]

Bob Georvich the question if he did you know what, why

[@KarioxShorts]

Wow man😱😱😱

[@mortalskii]

Wow thats crazy when i read it

[@coryboi2160]

Bob Georvich 😯

[@Kadz]

So you’re telling me Lannan never heard of Burger King Foot Lettuce before??

[@doodledudddle2765]

Guess not

[@scrapz08]

Guess not

[@cluelessdownyfnontiktok8801]

Why refer to him as Lannan

[@poignantgnat1233]

Lol ikr

[@noahcricket]

Kadz I don’t think he’s been outside of his fortnite world to know what it is

[@ToPoProPl]

"An empty Browser history reveals more than a full one"-Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@TheWilliShow-r4v]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennalucas6641]

Dam that is true tho

[@luidace3236]

“I set her pink sheep on fire.” Five seconds later “I am not a serial killer.”

[@burcaygurcan5524]

XEN0 Awesome brah fortnite.

[@heydeochoa9067]

true

[@frazzlingfoot9300]

XEN0 Awesome he said murdered someone is a sheep someone

[@matthewfirth7047]

Ok

[@matthewfirth7047]

Blue

[@pukazuka4852]

Lazarbeam: don't search that Me: searches everything's he says don't

[@Billingsfamily2023]

Puka BTW same

[@Juicetinino]

Puka BTW blue waffles...

[@caleb9740]

Blue waffles don’t do it plz plz don’t

[@salbon6257]

@@caleb9740 I wont if you tell me why

[@Voidio2454]

@@salbon6257 wait how old are u

[@jscjyk]

When he was searching “when did my dad” leave ,it was purple that means it’s already been opened

[@KingKKoolTM]

Man behind the slaughter intensifies*

[@elverde8087]

There should be one that is "why does my gf cheat on me?" Hahaha I wanna die😄

[@datbot2220]

Dawg not gonna lie, I had a stroke trying to read that

[@mandarinduck5485]

I think he tried to eat it

[@g4l1l_buckz35]

@@elverde8087 nice

[@dragonclaw2854]

1:20 had me laughing so god damn hard, what a legend Lannan is.

[@owenhurley3439]

Lazarbeam: Do not tell your parents to search this up. 5 yr old: *tells parents*

[@Jerome0842]

owen hurley what was it please tell me

[@bigmanbazzaaa]

@RomeStar Jerome it’s an std

[@loadingclaps]

The family was never seen again

[@Jerome0842]

Faze Bakry ???? What do u mean?

[@loadingclaps]

RomeStar Jerome when the saw what it was

[@jeremiahlynch3648]

Lazarbeam: "I have never murdered anyone" 50 seconds before: "She will not be here because i murdered her pink sheep"

[@volkxityyy]

Lol

[@lgardner7176]

Dab

[@toddferguson8885]

OMG

[@elsaohlinger8134]

Lmaoooo

[@Me-zv6nk]

Sheep aren’t people and he said he never killed people. He never said he never killed a sheep small brain boi

[@mrgamer8780]

Scientists: penguins never fly because there's nothing to fly away from Also scientists:polar bears kill about 10000 penguins each year

[@ОлександрКамишний]

Polar bears live at the North Pole, penguins live at South Pole tho

[@mrgamer8780]

@@ОлександрКамишний ooh right right it's seals who kill them

[@aymaan8552]

So they get killed by seals and they have to learn how to evolve how to fly now? Big brain!!

[@mrgamer8780]

@@aymaan8552 are you being sarcastic

[@aymaan8552]

@@mrgamer8780 I don't know.

[@astrotoca6111]

I feel it is very nice that lazar is willing to give up his sanity and innocence for us.

[@j-moneycool2985]

What innocence

[@Luks_luke]

@@j-moneycool2985fr

[@thebrendo]

"Im not a serial killer" "My girlfriend wont be in my videos anymore" "Thats not blood on the walls." **eXcUsE mE**

[@potatolivesmatter3952]

Haha?

[@knightmaster_cr6785]

Softy IKR

[@1SUPERBATTLEDROID]

That’s probably the sheep’s blood

[@nurchonstore2371]

Hmm

[@1SUPERBATTLEDROID]

I like dope or nope

[@ThatCheesePizzaGuy]

Lannan: “I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!” *continues scrolling* Hmm

[@christiansams223]

Lollll

[@ethanc5392]

Lol

[@ethanc5392]

Lol I’m board I’m very board

[@Yichh]

Ethan C *boerd

[@jengraybill4091]

Lolllllllll

[@DefinitelyTheRealFBI]

Yeah so we know what he actually searched on Google off camera

[@Alkara09]

FBI ❶ did he search how to modern someone and pretend that you didn’t do it?

[@DefinitelyTheRealFBI]

@@Alkara09 he googled underaged fortnite girls

[@void_shadow3327]

I did

[@daycoreradio5311]

FBI ❶ You’re everywhere

[@motokid7770]

So you took like 10 mins to make an account you are an overachiever

[@aldenrhodes4885]

"Those spiders aren't scary" Classic aussie answer

[@cainsmalley7690]

0:00 everyone in quarantine

[@blueeyedrobotfortnitefnafa6613]

Lol

[@signal6307]

Lol x2

[@amandave3195]

@@signal6307 SO TRUE

[@dusktalent7585]

😂

[@signal6307]

Aman Dave ?

[@bigpapi28]

I checked his Twitter and... It’s been suspended for violating Twitter’s policy 😂😂😂

[@Simplicity223]

What the f

[@bigpapi28]

Rewbot27 ya I was wondering what “violation” he did

[@psymon_]

WHAT The FFFFF

[@Illumination80]

I'm not the only one watching old videos then

[@lorenz_ist_gay9363]

what was the word that he blured

[@drag0n594]

Interviewer: so where ya from ? Lazabeam: i like spiders Interviewer: Ahh Australia

[@pepperdal4888]

I am 8 years old and I looked up blue waffles

[@camdenleaboyt7526]

@@pepperdal4888 what did it show

[@pepperdal4888]

People with like 30 balls in their sack

[@pepperdal4888]

Its fucked up

[@U23811]

@@pepperdal4888 thats not what blue waffle is, and i doubt you are 8

[@Pain_Edits22]

As an Australian I can confirm that huntsman spiders are everywhere

[@ICantComeUpWithACreativeName]

IKR

[@WillRhan]

There are some here in America

[@vinko1517]

"I'm not a serial killer." Has comitted only one murder.

[@James-xw1zd]

Of Course

[@jielynsabarez2693]

*One.*

[@dizzyiou]

@Anna Way oh no another bot

[@Jackwashitbyabus]

R.I.P Rodger

[@pandaman.1526]

The reason his girlfriend isn’t in the videos is because he murderd her

[@Pupster888]

Lannan: *puts Google in title* KZbin: TRENDING

[@god.mp4]

"Penguins are the laziest animals" Sloths: "are we a joke to you?"

[@funkydripz3901]

Fuze - Nice stolen comment 👍

[@ghostzyt5074]

Hey this is a stolen coment

[@ghostsniper1504]

@@funkydripz3901 there is always that person

[@mimiv1973]

Yes

[@landnmonti6954]

Sloths aren’t lazy lmao

[@railfanmaximstill7279]

8:05 that actually looks pretty damn cool.

[@spencerdavenport5128]

"I am not a serial killer" - He says after saying "I murdered my girlfriend's pink sheep which made her cry"

[@Littleman02]

Lol

[@joma1n3]

MrFatRaccoon IKR

[@mandybennett3435]

And his gf is no longer on his show...was the blood there before she disappeared.?? Lol

[@avamichelle1551]

Lazarbeam: searches up random crap The FBI agent watching him: *wtf is this guy doin*

[@omen434]

Ok

[@zaid5460]

Ava Michelle bruh I'm pretty sure that his fbi agent knows who he is and just wondered 'is he recording this he better be'

[@avamichelle1551]

I just tried to make something funny I didn’t think for like 15 minutes. ZAID

[@unkownpurple_alien9232]

I found out what fbi stands for

[@unkownpurple_alien9232]

It stands for Federal boob inspecter

[@crowthing9474]

LazarBeam: "I want to eat a penguin." Me: *sweats in penguin*

[@timogulik]

Brian ThePenguin he wants to eat you I think si

[@Sav-me1yi]

LOL

[@nikitherowboat5892]

Same

[@takumifujiwara5679]

Anna May fuck off bot (I’m assuming)

[@weirdchamp4601]

😂

[@Misscatroblox-Evanthecat]

When you say “DO DONT” we will 😁

[@peyk47]

no one: coconuts: we are planning our attack, we will rule soon

[@xbcvideo9751]

Please report everyone under my videos who comment ok boomer. THEY NEVER STOP

[@haydenmurphy63]

@@xbcvideo9751 ok Boomer

[@larsrutten8869]

@@xbcvideo9751 OKAY BOOMER

[@YohanBlake-hy7gb]

XBC Video got it

[@kerrymeller3913]

Very true

[@arapadapa]

Lannan: Is disgusted from photos Also Lannan: *continues looking*

[@gustavofrinq7151]

Omg that's so true

[@sweat.e908]

Fax

[@thepenguin5931]

Overused comment 🤓

[@majorleaguetalkshow9262]

fax

[@Immortalbuckethead]

Fax

[@captainwaffle5680]

Lannan: I HAVE MADE SO MANY MISTAKES!!! Proceeds to scroll

[@hevans6481]

Rylan Valentine NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONOONOONONONO I HAVENT JUST DONT

[@benholey9058]

I noticed that

[@J4Y_R3D]

Lannan: I had to blur this word so that you do not look it up Me: Instantly knows that it's goatse

[@aboss1721]

My curiosity got the best of me🤦🏻‍♂️

[@benmott3093]

What is it

[@J4Y_R3D]

@@benmott3093 goatse

[@ftrspaulie4476]

It is not goatse

[@J4Y_R3D]

@@ftrspaulie4476 then what is it

[@amosmanggougun2065]

I will never forget corn. I Google that everyday

[@atharvabhurke3565]

Yes corn is tasty

[@oyurem7780]

Corn

[@Shakir_Mash]

@@michellebolton4568 lol

[@alfiejamesharding]

Me too

[@doni-pg3d295]

I love cord Extra toasted

[@sel1254]

“Where are these coconuts coming from!” Exactly.

[@weenmaster8000]

Yee

[@FashionSLAYista]

Sub to me you bloody legend

[@FashionSLAYista]

@Karina Cat I subbed now sub to me

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"Where are these coconuts coming from!” They are being thrown by drop bears.

[@flippieblignaut9240]

If penguins cant fly because they have no threat to fly away from, are you telling me if i feel threatened there is a possibility i can learn to fly 😂😂

[@carson6537]

well, you're not a bird like them

[@tylerdilworth7017]

@Lucas. wait a damn minute

[@Pebblessssssssssss]

0:11 he seems so proud of himself tho 😭

[@thexgamer8240]

Lannan: *Includes Google in the video’s title* KZbin: *This...does put a smile on my face.*

[@SyafriMukhrizal]

Priiitttt!!! blue waffle make black women protest!!! You detected racism.

[@commiting_every_evil]

#1 on trending proves that theory

[@moondiamond9340]

#1 trending on the whole platform Omg this crap finally made it Am kidding this HIGH quality content

[@halflifedreamcast]

Sharks: kills people Coconuts: Pathetic.

[@simonphelan8154]

coconuts: we are deadly snakes: hold my beer

[@jdubz2591]

Lannan: Where are the coconuts from where they're so deadly? Me, A Vietnam expert: GET DOWN THEY'RE IN THE TREES

[@user-gi6qs6wo3b]

"this is disgusting" proceeds to scroll to look for more

[@andylopez4356]

it’s funny that he says “NOOOO NOOOO NOOOO” but still keeps on scrolling lol

[@cindyhutchins2879]

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

[@_lu16._]

Caught in 4K📸⬛️🟨

[@cadeklaps]

yey im the 69th like

[@annabellamccann8499]

Lol

[@hyperr7300]

Yep that’s lannan for you

[@funguyryguy3175]

Google “Thanos” then click on his gauntlet emoticon thingy!

[@_.crescente]

Carpe Diem I did this before

[@jacobghostwriter9831]

👋

[@sassyspill8042]

Carpe Diem u can do the same with each actor from friends and the wizard of oz

[@pinkflamingo_]

Carpe Diem YEAH!! I did that with the wizard of oz. (click on shoes and then on the house)

[@huhjenny8453]

What is this reply chain?

[@just-abdul9862]

Lannan: Don"t google this! Me: Ok let me google this.

[@noahbaron3157]

SaME

[@python1446]

Dammit can't like it

[@thegodofdestruction6097]

Same

[@Something-cy5wn]

Same

[@yamori0665]

Same

[@jaysuarez-gn7cl]

You already know it’s a good day when LazarBeam is bored😂

[@wolfyakuza]

“And they’re ripe for the taking.” *Penguin season begins*

[@villiam7718]

I read that when he said it wow

[@Zapple]

"Wow that's a chunky boy" *"Looks more like a cloud"*

[@NateyBlueEyes]

Ok

[@tylerfrierdich]

“That’s a chunky boy!” “That looks more like a cloud!”

[@haiifos]

Slugg3r I was scrolling through and as I read it he said it

[@sheeeeeeeeesh8837]

3:40 he forgot to blur dat one

[@Ultimathreethousand]

oh shit yea

[@nates3479]

Lannan: says it’s disgusting then looks at is for 10 minutes

[@mikemello7495]

👽

[@fluefay3110]

#1 on trending

[@snapbacktoreality9529]

*searches movies with no kissing scenes* Google: *YoUr LiFe*

[@harryr5697]

suman rai ooooooooooffff

[@s0meGuy2322]

F

[@beychannel1014]

Roasted OFF

[@cadence4674]

Lmao ooooffff

[@niko-800]

Footballjake14 can relate

[@loganherskovitz2848]

Lannan: my gf won’t do videos anymore cause I killed her sheep Also lannan: it’s not blood, I’m not a killer

[@Prucix]

@Anna May 🤢im 14 post these comments on adult sites or something

[@popw102]

Hey Lazar! This video is awesome-great job!

[@americanfishing3785]

I haven’t heard “BuRgEr KiNg FoOtLeTtUcE in so long lol

[@WestenGWclips]

"Im havn't heard"

[@saltysugar1336]

Raidchase “I’m havn’t heard” al least he spelled haven’t right

[@mishionary]

IM HAVEN’T

[@rmgaming5961]

Same

[@nurchonstore2371]

Me neither

[@lowjoanne451]

‘I am not a serial killer’ Blood in backround Me: searches on google, ‘is lazarbeam a serial killer?’ Google: *yes but no*

[@kvnggpluggtv]

Typical Silo Hey,do you wanna enter a ps4 pro giveaway and get a chance to win a minty pickaxe code simply subscribe to me and comment done if not I understand

[@kevinp6812]

@@kvnggpluggtv Self promo.

[@gigachad1912]

KVNGGPLUGG TV this isn’t reeeeeeal hmmmmm

[@nukegalaxy15]

lazer: coconuts are deadlier then sharks me:*looks behind me* *sees a coconut with a weapon

[@TheTruthfulStoic]

Oh shit

[@Maggie-BoxTD]

oh no

[@Magicul]

Oh god no

[@c0music94]

oh no

[@n.1269]

nuke world LOL

[@MrMcChickenKing]

4 words "two girls one cup" It's about two people drinking rootbeer and watching funny videos then laughing so hard the rootbeer comes spewing out their nose 🤣🤣🤣 Sooo funny

[@mellowyellow360]

Lazarbeam: “penguins are the most laziest animal on earth!” Koala and sloth: *Are we a Joke to you?*

[@tiahneryan7430]

hey koalas are getting BURNT alive rn

[@rblore68]

1 you forgot about pandas and 2 it's burned not burnt

[@user-cg4iw1mn7g]

Snail?

[@TheWalrusMaster1]

Koalas r extremely dangerous!! They could attack any moment!

[@X_Rizzler_X]

Snail am i a joke to u?

[@ZeRo-tn9td]

1:50 penguins are the laziest animals Sloth: Am I a joke to you?

[@mountainbikingchild]

G2 Esports ZeRo wtf that’s hilarious 😂

[@thatboyleek4355]

G2 Esports ZeRo spam it

[@riko_wolf]

The fight though

[@riko_wolf]

Y

[@whitneylilly7518]

That boy Leek plz dont

[@DNDEXC3000]

His girlfriend should check his search history after this

[@360noscopesixnine7]

Ya

[@YdmKam]

The 4th one was condom

[@animallover1950]

Yep.

[@daking_cr]

@@YdmKam nope

[@Erasergod]

I bet this man enjoy the ones that he had to blur for KZbin

[@suxxycheeto9081]

Lazar beam: "NO NO NOO NOO!!!!" also lazar beam: *continues to look at it*

[@Ai.stories71]

@@Zaki_1052 Is it Gekkum?

[@ellak6342]

Zaki - Gaming that ain’t bad

[@omgswift7759]

Joseph Lopez Of corse this has 69 likes

[@Calumm550]

“Fresh is 17 years old” Me: but how

[@jexplays]

Cal_ um for real he sounds a little older I would say in his 20s

[@HighOffKhi]

@EYAD AMER he did

[@dr.potatokim1712]

He’s actually 17...

[@Mikel424]

@@dr.potatokim1712 exactly hes 17😂

[@ProdChunkkz]

Cal_ um u play Fortnite eww

[@Emergency_Procedures]

lazerbeam: “don’t search this up” Us: *write that down right that down*

[@lurrz8588]

Charles the french

[@accountnotfound7028]

I saw you on another video lol

[@lurrz8588]

@@accountnotfound7028 who me

[@accountnotfound7028]

No Obi Wan

[@accountnotfound7028]

@@lurrz8588 but you look familiar

[@Saop12]

4:17 I’m eating Burger King with lettuce right now😂

[@ixoz8809]

no one: literally no one: serial killer: im not a serial killer

[@arminswrld]

A-M ha-ha

[@esguittcisneros9562]

No one: Literally no one: Lazarbeam: "I don't wanna leave this earth before i can eat a penguin".

[@q_w0ckk]

Hmm yes, *comedy for neanderthals*

[@nutholewheatbut]

I mean pewds wanted to eat baby Yoda so idk

[@ADRFilms119]

"I have never murdered someone" The ant you stepped on as a kid:

[@thelastpopeyeschickensandw2227]

One, yeah kid I squished OVER 9000 wait, ur the FBI, YOUL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[@chatnoir2807]

The FBI is here

[@JessAMessOfficial]

FBI OPEN UP!!!!!

[@brandithompson9596]

FBI

[@marcodileo6418]

“ my girlfriend didn’t wanna join” “That’s not blood, I swear” “I’m not a serial killer” “Yeah she didn’t wanna join because I killed her pink sheep”

[@ashleemcinnes]

lannan: “i’m not a serial killer” seconds before: “my girlfriend doesn’t like to be in videos with me anymore because i set her pink sheep on fire”

[@syrup101]

Ashlee 00 XD

[@Aural1]

so true

[@troubleinspace7340]

Lol

[@habzzyplayzz1482]

That true u know

[@decn4250]

He made me Google blue waffle because he blurred I now regret it

[@Atomics8110]

Imagine being lazarbeams parent and you go through his search history 😬

[@wculp1155]

This needs thousands of likes lmao

[@Thinging]

He’s 25 tho

[@zainecooper0677]

@@Thinging r/whoosh

[@rogginmynogginno.2580]

Oh no

[@nova8727]

Absolutely lazer when they find out 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

[@owenfulk88]

Vending machines are actually deadlier than sharks.

[@Wjjsndhao]

Weird but thank you

[@coledusing2880]

So are cows and coconuts.

[@sebastiandizon7424]

Yeah I already know

[@lol-fb2oo]

yea

[@TrX-u9t]

Owen Fulk whaaaaaaaaa

[@Thesummertherian]

Who is here in 2024

[@Dillpickleclanofficial]

Me

[@blipa6014]

Me

[@rmtoon24]

Me

[@AvijotAujla]

Me

[@Belvark]

Me

[@Gabriel-wh3sr]

When someone is scared to swim with sharks Just tell them that your more likely to die from a coconut

[@samuellamesigo6365]

Good one

[@KAEL925]

Or another person lol

[@kristymeyers9688]

And then proceed to hit them with the coconut

[@riskyy2657]

*omg pewdiepie commented on my new video. Im crying and shaking*

[@94Dilvlogs]

@@kristymeyers9688 Subscribe me to my you tube channel

[@michaelwu2370]

#1 weirdest google search: Nick cannon "diss" eminem

[@loonydew]

Michael Wu hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@josukehigashikata4969]

You right

[@henrybauer2527]

“I am not a serial killer” -Lazarbeam 2019 At least you aren’t yet

[@makotobennett891]

Lazzar beam 2030-what that?oh it's nothing just a bit a blood.

[@icy.v9162]

@Karina Cat shut up you nasty

[@nitroares9005]

Mr. Freshasians blood

[@sujoshdasproductions6026]

Well he does kill the sweaty try hards

[@makotobennett891]

@@nitroares9005 lazzar beam 2030-oh that blood oh no silly I had to kill my adopted son

[@markmacanas7447]

I laughed so hard when lazer bean tells dads get milk and never cam back and also i know that comment that was not seen😂

[@xcrazycake79x84]

"I'm not a serial killer" Remember when he shot a baby with A nail gun

[@yeetboi0242]

I love child murder

[@r6_yoshi]

I mean come to my basement

[@xcrazycake79x84]

Me too

[@iambotonalperson280]

I slaughtered younglings..

[@Sjadu_N]

Umm

[@9rodgerbacon9]

Google: “Why do clouds have shotguns”

[@HasibYouTube]

9RodgerBacon9 lol

[@klucas4gaming767]

Yes, I can confirm. Its called category 5 Atlantic hurricane.

[@BENDYKILLER698]

For planes

[@mrgoodbehavebruh6436]

“Why is it blue” Lazarbeam 2019

[@Introoo]

*THERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE BLUE*

[@theclipman9283]

Why is it blue why not

[@hotshottjr9366]

Haha

[@mrgoodbehavebruh6436]

Bruh why am I getting likes this isn’t even that funny...

[@Compthegoat]

@@mrgoodbehavebruh6436maybe it’s funny 😅

[@pieceofshimata]

"Corn hub" 🗿💀 Edit: "That's some black cOrN" "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

Fun fact: Blue waffle has so many joke searches and joke images that the "condition" is rare to find. Because it's actually not real.

[@pauldennis3508]

Blue waffle isn't real

[@pbskids7780]

@@pauldennis3508 yeah tooooootally

[@pbskids7780]

@@daniel32772 yes it is

[@coltonleib1526]

yeah your right it’s literally overwhelmed by literal blue waffles

[@forza5clips988]

@@pbskids7780 bro it isn’t lmaooo

[@hapstephens]

So what's your girlfriend gonna think when she sees your search history

[@lunaeclipse3314]

'Why am I dating him'

[@snurcle]

Roblox/Avakin Bella your not LMAO 😂

[@lunaeclipse3314]

@@snurcle no she's gonna think why am I dating him

[@ivxrson_]

H100_AVerse r/woooosh

[@nelsongravitt4756]

F*ck y’all you can delete the search history

[@professorwaffle2453]

“I will not google that” Literally the next second: *googles that*

[@bossbear5726]

me

[@winstonkershaw7619]

LOL

[@junaidjakoet636]

Blue. Fafflees

[@NOPEHCR2]

2:43 why does he keep looking at that stuff 😂😂😂

[@nathan3304]

Lazerbeam: "I have never murdered someone" Lazars gf is not in vid Hmmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔

[@xhyperx_yt]

Lol

[@xhyperx_yt]

He probably smacked her until she used code lazar instead of code muselk

[@samueltoussie1291]

Good one

[@jordanbarranco4007]

And there is blood on the wall

[@fishygamingxd1178]

She broke up

[@sxndyfn6713]

0:00 his profile pic 😂

[@HarveyG6]

yep

[@noobieyahnoob4022]

You have to type 00:01 or else it whom work

[@z0rxyW]

Yessir

[@TheLordLavish]

I did this same video and I forgot to delete my history afterwards 😂 now I have to have a convo with my mom

[@LavishGarage]

bruhhhh I gotta see this shiii 😂😂😂😂😂

[@arrestexample2242]

u sir have earned a loyal subscriber 4 Life LMAO

[@sentralwavy]

Lol

[@olliecooper1234]

Unlucky bro

[@lorcanatkinson8595]

Incognito Mode

[@braydonginn685]

When the chicken sneezed a add popped up about KZbin music 😂😂

[@idkbro7953]

Imagine his FBI agent trying to understand wtf is wrong with him

[@Dirtgoddess0.1]

Hahahaha

[@chriscoxon896]

2:29 what word is that

[@Shadowking25977]

@John STUCKEY wait really

[@NuclearOofOfficial]

thats why i am here to wonder

[@vsqwertyuiokkon6346]

@John STUCKEY good

[@johnchong6066]

“I want to eat a penguin” -lazarbeam 2019

[@programmingdose5487]

Lannan: Oh no. No no no no no that is disgusting Also Lannan: continues looking for 5 minutes

[@BL3GHHH]

Hahahahahahaha so true

[@gustavohernandez7745]

EGG

[@mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540]

I subbed to you

[@BL3GHHH]

@@mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540 to who

[@mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540]

@@BL3GHHH to the egg

[@JusticeForQ]

"This little guy is friendly, he literally cannot hurt you" The picture of someone getting bit:

[@sadonnita]

“I’m not a serial killer.” That’s what they all say

[@therandom.cowboy5526]

TR0P1C4LZ_ I know right? That’s why I always claim I’m a serial killer.

[@salmon9186]

Thats what they all say

[@2C3T]

@@therandom.cowboy5526 It's because you are, you are eating Cerial every morning and that makes you a serial killer

[@death_slayers32]

“Spiders are not scary” Me: Said so as an Australian

[@isaacneueli9335]

John Guillen for aussies it’s magpies 😂

[@koka_pepsi]

@John Guillen I'm American and I'm not afraid of spiders

[@deafultpic936]

I'm american

[@Spork2]

I like how he said that there’s no blood on the wall yet he doesn’t explain what’s on the wall.

[@jamesturner1710]

Its just the design of the BRICK WALL

[@omarabdelkader9832]

@@jamesturner1710 *You know too much*

[@gavincarroll2970]

Ik

[@gavincarroll2970]

AB Turner 0427 you ruin the fun not meant to be mean

[@Lyph]

Don’t worry I think a cooking video is coming soon

[@93839awkward]

2:40 im 99.9% sure its Degloved face but look up hands first

[@eliozier253]

Lazarbeam: I am really bored. KZbin: Let’s give him #1 Trending

[@sausageimp1994]

And he googles blue waffle. Wtf😂😂

[@ahuman4294]

Lol

[@FashionSLAYista]

Sub to me you bloody legend

[@dunnperfect8567]

@@xandeath75 Everyone knows that's not how it works

[@HollyReardon]

GhostLachy Gaming pretty much

[@reii._6986]

Lazerbeam: I'm not gonna die until I eat a penguin Vegetarians:👁👄👁

[@Camden.122]

yummy penguin

[@tjhopup6070]

Vegan teacher tho

[@Rikdusgames]

👁👄👁

[@ZoungWaing]

Mobile legends player am not being toxic

[@x.Georgia.x101]

Gooooooo vegan XD

[@gogetagl4577]

“It’s not blood on the wall” That’s what a killer would say...

[@Skalink]

*SUSPICIOUS* 🤨🤔

[@ristojones2275]

69 likes

[@icy.v9162]

@Anna May no you nasty

[@ironfist4501]

Hmmmmmmmnmmm ok

[@aceleo5735]

@Anna May where

[@cheir1000]

lazarbeam: do chickens sneeze lazarbeam again: 👁 👁 👄