The WILDEST Dating Show

[@mairtintorpey]

I love how Cody keeps confusing mandrill, the exotic ape, for mandolin, the traditional bluegrass instrument

[@mrjuanderfuI]

These crazy mandolins and their crazy animal sex. BRB... Gonna practice my mandrill

[@thexbigxgreen]

I was gonna comment on this too lol.

[@elfagottist]

And or a vegetable slicing tool rofl

[@yungjoemighty879]

the mandolin is a european folk instrument but yes

[@SunnyBunny9621]

It made me giggle every time

[@tututhebudgie2154]

I’m convinced these people make shows just for Cody to review

[@Frozen-Dragon-f6q]

this video kinda felt like a paid advertisement lol

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

I can’t fathom how this show was made without Cody being the direct cause

[@allisclampMN22]

I would tbh

[@dylanshoemaker9976]

Yo no way it’s here!

[@woolf100]

I jnow they people

[@Novack49]

Noel would be good on this show as the carrot eating pufferfish

[@christopherminutolo9384]

🐡🥕 *ÆUUGH* 🥕🐡

[@internetblair]

STAWWP

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

💀

[@amelianickerson]

I interpreted that as the carrot was the one eating the fish… took me longer than I’d like to admit to understand my mistake lmao

[@eren8279]

poi and dukes pharmacy 5th and B&B and now this is a mana bc to the drug king songs that is 6

[@cat.a.lacking]

I love how they’ve completely given up on the “deeper meaning” of these shows and now they’re just seeing how much they can get away with and how far people will go lol

[@harleywise6375]

Cody perfectly describing the show “Married at first sight” without knowing It actually exists is amazing. Cody please look It up and make a video about It !!! I can only imagine your reaction

[@ToomanyFrancis]

No he was describing married at first sight if the couple never actually meets. On married at first sight they do actually meet, that's the whole "first sight" part.

[@jan-Sanso]

@@ToomanyFrancis just call it "married at"

[@ariknight2052]

Married at first sight takes people who live in the same like 100 mile radius from each other... Cody wants that international shit

[@mickeyarmstrong874]

@@jan-Sanso “married at ?”

[@madhavraghu]

@@mickeyarmstrong874 exactly

[@ariannagilman7564]

Imagine how good this show would be if they casted people with personalities.

[@animefreak122ist8]

Pure gold

[@cvdzn1701]

Well they can’t talk so they can’t really express their personalities

[@karly.asshhh]

​@@cvdzn1701 I assure you, someone with an actual interesting personality could express themselves without words

[@Duckduckobtusegoose]

Nobody with any form of intelligence would participate in this so that’s likely why everyone seems so dull

[@animefreak122ist8]

@@Duckduckobtusegoose truth be told I'd do it just to do the craziest shit possible. Just to say I did; it would make one hell of a story too.

[@bellacrider4299]

This show is just what it’s like to be an acting major

[@gracemartin3580]

I was thinking acting warm ups the whole time

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Geez

[@islabee94]

🥴 Jesus

[@kit6561]

we love improv class

[@d1sasteroid]

YUP

[@TheManonCanon]

People who know sign language would absolutely slay this show

[@thekawaiicripple]

I’m fluent in asl! Would make for a fun time haha

[@tessagilmer]

this is exactly where my brain went when i first started watching this lol

[@Rosa-st8kj]

But not if ur the only one knowing it haha I'd imagine that would be quite frustrating

[@DianaIsaBeek]

Thats what I was thinking!

[@str4wb3rrymilk27]

@@Rosa-st8kj giving me flashbacks of poor nyle from america’s next top model🥲🥲

[@tupaclives5848]

"you have to be high on opiates to relate to a koala" as someone who has been addicted to heroin for over a decade I can tell you that is spot on...I've actually had a girl tell me that she thinks my spirit animal is a koala lol.

[@zellaflynn]

all koalas have chlamydia and eat their mom’s feces so i wouldn’t take that as a huge compliment. not to mention they have hilariously small brains

[@isabellacampione]

i hope you recover from your addiction

[@samuelallan7452]

How you doing now though?

[@subfrte6080]

You still on that shit ??

[@ianbevan40]

They did not phrase it in past tense, so we can probably assume. ​But 10 years of use, must know safe practice at least. @subfrte6080

[@alphaspearl9728]

Ok but hear me out: this show but everyone speaks a different language

[@KyloRenmcgoo]

It’d be called Babel-icious

[@beanos9140]

@@KyloRenmcgoo This is an extremely underrated comment😂

[@felicitas.c.]

@@KyloRenmcgoo very good

[@Kizzabell]

That would be really interesting to see how they learn to communicate.

[@carrieteagarden3803]

pretty insane that you predicted duolingos april fools prank

[@Patterrz]

next dating show just lock all the contestants in sensory deprivation tanks

[@kellyhouston3968]

Only telepathic communication allowed 💀

[@bigfigpig776]

You’re giving them new ideas

[@rosetintedrage1246]

oh no they'll all develop schitzophrenia!

[@leahsenter324]

N not allowed to look each other in the eyes

[@hugoboss1588]

Patters you are everywhere lmao

[@martine6077]

By now, Cody could make his own dating show

[@jay28522]

jesus christ the bots need to be exterminated

[@Alexissleepy97]

The bots are not messing around today 🤦

[@tradutorajuliana]

bout time

[@ironwraith852]

There’s a real clusterfuck of bots right here. Weird.

[@aaariana007]

@codyko if you ever do please PLEASEEEE pick me

[@cheesecheese6950]

They're literally choosing fursonas. This is just a furry dating show.

[@Lady_Crispr]

This platform is all bots these days and they aren't even trying to stop it. Wtf happened?

[@abbyz13]

@@Lady_Crispr it became about money not passion. thus, spam

[@big_sea]

yea

[@born_asleep]

unfortunately spirit animals were ripped from native culture but... as an indigenous person, i'm not mad at this comparison

[@seasyrenn]

A turtle ?? Lol

[@mrsmaggiekoch]

I love how he says, "...at age 19 I STILL HADN'T GOTTEN LAID." as if THAT makes him a late bloomer?

[@Kizzabell]

It is late for a lot people. Most people in high school were having sex.

[@emyf9197]

Yeah I thought that would be mid or late 20s.. But he said 19 and I was like "white ppl"

[@newp0rt]

@@emyf9197 so somehow we gatekeeping sex by race? wtf this got anything to do with white people? if yall wanna make it bout race i can just mention the sheer number of pregnant black/mexican girls that got pregnant at 16 in my highschool. white people tho am i right.

[@Zimzamzoom95]

That's pretty late

[@chimppower2748]

@@Zimzamzoom95that’s 2 years above average so no not really

[@jonahdehart4874]

Hey Cody, seems like you have a lot more energy in this video than you have recently. Love to see you happy man and I hope that life is treating you well, you deserve it 🙏🏼🫡

[@akarshsharma2870]

This is one of my favourite videos in a while! Made me laugh out loud multiple times.

[@isabellas2176]

the fact that cody did not announce what animal he would be is greatly disappointing

[@trash_bender420]

I'd be big yoshi

[@carterstockholm4714]

Does nobody else see the fucking hair. Its pissing me off

[@erxs]

id be a lion because i also like sleeping for most of the day and eating meat

[@Kyran1996]

He'd probably pick a dog. I think he said that's what animal he'd choose to be in another video (I want to say it was a Jubilee video, but I'm not certain).

[@StefFrederick]

he showed us at the end with his squak, some sort of bird clearly

[@Samy-oz1gg]

The fact that Austin said, "live up to the koala expectation" instead of "meeting the koala-fications" is precisely where he is going wrong.... 😂

[@NotAdultingToday]

That would require that guy to have an IQ.

[@trash_bender420]

Living up to the expectations of a koala would be contracting every existing std and growling like a demon daily

[@TheAustin102]

Who says I dont do that

[@TheAustin102]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@HQofrandom]

@@trash_bender420 wow, dudes already there. Impressive

[@Diana-mu7pc]

The guy who was like "I was a late bloomer. I hadn't gotten laid by age 19." Like that's not extremely common and in a statistically average range.

[@zacharyturner2944]

He’s just self conscious

[@sarasthoughts]

Exactly lmao like bro you were still a teenager

[@leonhardfrommhold8463]

ye but he's also very hot, that makes it way less common, lol.

[@Diana-mu7pc]

@@leonhardfrommhold8463 "hot" is a scientifically incalculable variable, and people can be sexually inactive for many reasons that aren't "nobody's attracted to me." He's probably either just way too insecure (as another commenter pointed out) or trying to humblebrag on all us uggos watching reality TV.

[@jos9342]

I thought that was so normal idk why he thought that was weird 💀

[@Fallen4theFallen2]

I'd unironically love this show if they actually acted like their assigned animals. A true dating show would be to see if you can fall in love with someone who only stays up gum trees and eats leaves lmao

[@jackpotawhiskey614]

Cody, I am so sorry. This show is so awkward that I can't bear finishing the rest of this video. I am going to go walk around a lake now.

[@peachtea6514]

honestly the narration is genius and the fact they include informative tidbits? I want to watch this more than the only talking ones now

[@Scott_Tunnix]

I'm glad you enjoyed my narration! ^_^

[@itsjustmemyselfandi]

@@Scott_Tunnix You chose the perfect accent for it. Great work! :)

[@mustsebra]

@@Scott_Tunnix oh wow it is actually you! kudos for giving a perfect witty narration to this chaotic show 😄

[@TunnixTV]

@@mustsebra Hah! Thanks so much, I really appreciate it ^_^

[@allcatsarebeautifull]

Wait they didn't ai bot sir David Attenborough?

[@heather_bee]

How does anyone watch these shows without absolutely dying from secondhand embarrassment? So painful.

[@alyssa01825]

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[@champ1159]

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[@iceybreeze4799]

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[@blumpet6250]

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[@lucabinder9829]

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[@hannahbobby2348]

cody calls a mandril a mandolin for 15 minutes

[@nina_beans]

lol I didn't know if anyone would point that out XD

[@JustYouCalmDownSon]

My spirit animal would be, like, a mandolin. Because I'm highly strung.

[@hannahbobby2348]

@@JustYouCalmDownSon LMFAOOOOOO

[@karinisvetcool]

Cody had me doubting the dude from the dating show chose mandolin as his animal

[@tepni]

lmaaaaoooooo

[@teztheis3654]

God it really would have been hilarious if two people went onto this show knowing sign language and just didn't disclose that and then managed to communicate with each other no problem, rendering the show's premise completely useless

[@tracee5430]

The show you're thinking of where people marry complete strangers already exists! Married at First Sight.

[@chrispnuts4813]

or just arranged marriages in South East Asia lmao

[@SultryShadows]

It's the best one too haha

[@elethum23]

i used to watch that show religiously 😭

[@Pridentandane]

But his concept is u never get to meet them

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

My mom forced me to watch that whole show

[@brianp3570]

Give us a show called Finding Love, wherein 2 people are given each other's approximate location, i.e. "You're both in Seattle" and they have 12 hours to find each other with no other information. They can earn clues by performing really degrading tasks, and by the time they find each other, they're both filled with infinite resentment for what they had to do to find each other.

[@nootnewt3]

Genius lol

[@hobisdimples94]

Oh HELL yeah. I'd watch it.

[@christamist]

And they end up not liking the other person so they wasted 12 hours of their lives for nothing 🤣

[@1SPQR2]

You've just described my dating life

[@Random-sk6hm]

So just online dating?

[@vsuthkur]

Watching Cody hump the air is a weird way to end the day.

[@cameronanderson3647]

I'll be dreaming of those thrusts

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Great*

[@IknowIamkindagreat]

nah, he was making love to the air, huge difference..haha

[@whosstal]

And mildly uncomfortable

[@vsuthkur]

@@IknowIamkindagreat oh my bad

[@jaydagray6949]

i love these series bc i get to watch these shows without feeling as guilty

[@katjosephperez8772]

Imagine being in charge of set dressing this particular reality show and chucking a few ukeleles out in the sand. Animals can’t play the ukelele, but neither can the first two dudes.

[@kirstenhouten5524]

why the fuck would you pick a koala as your spirit animal when they’re known to have chlamydia 😭

[@idislikemints]

Maybe they trying to tell something...

[@loveline119]

Why do YOU think? 😏

[@egodewav7810]

Lol selfburn. Those are rare Edit- and the babies may literally eat doodoo

[@karly.asshhh]

he was trying to warn them

[@stormrunner1177]

@@egodewav7810 They literally do, the mother’s waste contains bacteria that allows the babies to “properly” digest the toxic eucalyptus leaves as it gets older

[@naivenitara]

I'd love to see an MMA fight themed dating show where whoever kicks the other in the head the hardest wins a dream wedding.

[@chaoticoverdrive27]

I audibly chuckled. This would be so stupidly hilarious

[@lauraatthecorepoint]

This comment is amazing

[@number1morbiusfan]

This had me howling 💀

[@Lunarantithesis]

Don’t give them ideas (bc now they’ll know they have an audience)

[@Miraclelittlepie]

This needs to be greenlit

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Koalas in the minds of tourists: cuddly, cute, touchable Koalas in reality: "If you touch me, I'll tear your fuckin face off"

[@kelr2324]

and give you chlamydia

[@susiep3782]

yes! like, does that guy know how loud and scary koalas are in mating season? smh lol

[@Quzga]

And they have chlamydia

[@TheAustin102]

Das meeee 👋

[@TheAustin102]

Precisely why I picked them

[@mickeyp6639]

Anyone else notice that often the most replayed part of the video is right after the sponsor bit when people accidentally go too far and have to go back some. I find the best spot to click to skip his ads are right towards the beginning of the up-curve

[@BellaTamashii]

“You’d have to be high on opiates to relate to a koala” is one of my favorite things Cody has ever said 😂

[@spliffyrodgers4266]

a dating show where they have to hook up without talking, so they took the concept of a night club and made it awkward as shit

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Lmaoooo my thoughts exactly

[@drebe96]

Wait no Cody please keep watching this one. I only watch these type of shows through your videos and this one looks interesting Lol

[@chiefroo]

same lol

[@parisoll]

My second hand embarrassment really flaring up with this one

[@BonyHawksToeSkater]

“I can’t see this being entertaining for more than 10 minutes”. That’s where you come in, Cody. 🤙🏼😂

[@emmahopper3991]

the concept that your talking about at 1:16 already exists pretty much it is called “married at first sight” and the “experts” match up randos who get married without meeting and usually end up hating each other 😭😭😭

[@saiwenya]

a nature documentary about humans is sincerely all I could have asked for from a dating show

[@Shadoallcaps]

We are so close to perfection

[@h.r.9563]

Naked, and afraid...and dating? Lmao

[@sampuffer8099]

When Cody said the people on the show couldn’t talk, I thought it would be something along the lines of, they could only write and they don’t know what each other’s voices sound like until they commit to the relationship. I was unpleasantly surprised

[@maskedproductions]

Man that would’ve been so much cooler :(

[@LonelySandwich]

The dating show saga continues

[@WoogTV]

Shut up bot

[@Maccanarchy]

He may relate strongly to a koala; they sleep 20 hours a day, most have chlamydia and they have a completely smooth brain

[@Rodviet]

Cody I need more episode reviews! I CANNOT watch them myself, please do us the favor!

[@jesm9414]

Cody just make your own dating show at this point

[@robbipellan7125]

Cody mixing up Mandrill with Mandelin is so funny

[@c3cil3]

I'm so glad someone pointed it out 🤣

[@chelseafrattura7742]

These shows feel like the intrusive thought social experiments I conjure up and I am so thrilled to see this play out what an absurd concept lol I love it

[@heyitsshay6058]

Her:" You're going to have to make a choice." Me before I found out, " it ain't you boo" I knew it wasn't her.

[@codyallen2838]

Great video man! Killing it lately

[@alyssaconnolly4622]

My friend's major advisor consulted on the animal behavior/ecology for this show and seeing the masterpiece it turned into really made all the suffering in her class worth it

[@BrookeBeverlyMUA]

@1:12 - I wanna see a dating show that combines Survivor, 90 day fiancé and The amazing race. They marry you off to someone in the world and you gotta use a map and compass and a series of clues to find out where they are located in the world. 😂

[@seiichirou1891]

That's fucking genius

[@semicolon.advocate]

holy shit i love it

[@NASAFanboy]

Those “body pickup lines” had me dying laughing, I think Cody should be a comedian.

[@sambibambi5409]

get this mans a youtube channel

[@racheldeschaine]

It’s like watching sims interact

[@marisaweiss9920]

Cody, thank you so much for this video. At the end of a long day, I’m exhausted from a usual Tuesday (single mom of two) and the intense emotions this afternoon upon hearing about the horrible events in Texas today, watching this video gave me the much needed laughs I know your videos always bring. Thank you for being a bright spot in my day today. 🥹

[@oppressedolive9144]

Yo this was a top tier analysis ngl I loved this so much. Your commentary was funny as cody I loved it. THANK YOU.

[@gubbymachen]

Please keep watching Cody! The premise and the cringe with this one is so great but your commentary is what makes the experience perfect

[@elenisabracos4707]

AGREED WE NEED MORE REVIEWS

[@Ihavecrabhands]

Neeeed more of this hahaha

[@nicolasmathieulamy4819]

This show brings a whole new meaning to 'eating someone out'.

[@thedamneddamsel8518]

chlamydia is rampant among koalas... i wonder if that's why he relates...

[@tweeotch]

5:39 Fun fact for the Koala spirit animal guy: Koalas sleep 20 hours a day and around 50% of their population suffers from Chlamydia. Yes, the Koala is vibrant.

[@BobbySacamano]

4:25 so you'd do Bill Hader in that great SNL sketch. I think he was "The Alan" and he just danced in a clear box. Ya know what? I bet it'd work.

[@moreonthisat7393]

Jump scare Warning: Cody spontaneously humps the air from time to time

[@run2gianna]

I hope that at least one of these people have a pet play fetish

[@S.M.9]

Or a fursona

[@hottiestbiscotti8164]

@@S.M.9 I feel like if they did they would’ve known exactly how to communicate without words lmao

[@sjanejms9394]

@@hottiestbiscotti8164 good point

[@baileywilson1098]

Cody calling a Mandrill and Mandolin made my day

[@parkergiesbrecht3021]

I thought I was the only one that noticed

[@tiffduderox]

hi my husband and i love these recaps of weird shows we will probably never watch. it would be really cool if you watched this whole show and did recaps on every episode. just an idea. it would be really cool :)

[@kiaraquinn8570]

cody's "body pick-up lines" are just the unspoken rizz challenge

[@RapunzelASMR]

this show is a cringefest, I love it

[@pizzadohpaz]

Cody sounds so much happier in this video and I'm laughing more. This is fun :D

[@geniusdrummer643]

Bruh four bots?

[@oIDomiNatioNz]

@@geniusdrummer643 Finally you're here

[@notfunny007]

@@oIDomiNatioNz Finally you're here

[@penutbuterrhoohaboioioioin9511]

@@notfunny007 Finally you’re here

[@oIDomiNatioNz]

@@notfunny007 Finally YOU're here

[@TheMarslMcFly]

I'm just here to tell you that you're doing an amazing job Cody, and I hope you have an awesome Day :)

[@gf6000]

I’d love to be as cool as kodyco he’s the person I aspire to be

[@deez2569]

That's very sweet of you❣

[@Scott_Tunnix]

I'm glad you enjoyed my voiceover narration 😅🤣

[@myassisonfire9143]

i was just planning on watching you, so happy to see u uploasdeddd

[@Mal-t4x]

Thank you for releasing this video. My pet of nearly 15 years died this morning. I needed something funny today. ❤️

[@thebadpoet]

I’m so sorry to hear about your pet. It’s always hard to lose a beloved animal, but fifteen years of good memories will stay with you! (I just felt so bad that this comment was replied to by weird bot accounts, I needed to add some actual human interaction)

[@miapisanos]

it hurts so much :( sorry for you’re loss. i remember how hard it was when my dog died - time does heal though i promise

[@elin_]

These type of shows should be called hookup shows. Dating shows should be for finding actual love.

[@demi3329]

Implying there's a difference and people find "actual love" on a reality TV show lol

[@elin_]

@@demi3329 well.. look up Cameron Hamilton and Lauren Speed-Hamilton :)

[@cherie..cherry]

@@elin_ one couple 😭💀 the point is most ppl just go in these shows for clout or a hookup.

[@sambibambi5409]

its not like dating is inherently & solely about ~finding true love~, i think its pretty universally agreed that dating is mostly abt having fun and exploring

[@elin_]

@@cherie..cherry Well at least they show that it is possible. And yeah if it's a show filled with clout chasers, it shouldn't be called a dating show.

[@tylerhofer2760]

Cody would actually be a really good contestant on one of these shows

[@cata0rostika]

I actually love how much you can comment on this show, although it may get old at some point. I hope you keep making videos on this one !!!

[@Cubicmau5]

11:30 I died at this part😂

[@caliepaid]

yk it’s a good day when Cody is making a video abt a dating show

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

Yk it’s everyday that Cody thinning of making a video about a dating show

[@Adi-jb7nm]

This is one of the funniest videos cody has done, i was literally dying the whole way through

[@lol-tb1rx]

Cody needs to make his own dating show

[@eliasswift2921]

I love how cody used the anthony fantano format and font when rating this show

[@marsw100]

Cody trying to do "mating" moves is my favorite Cody montage ever

[@magnus4399]

Cody is slowly turning into the Anthony Fantano of dating shows, and I’m honestly here for it Even threw in a little reference at the end

[@echoybyte42]

Light 7 made me lol

[@eatyournoodless]

Finally someone who commented about it lmao

[@PootyBrad]

Cody is coming for Melon’s brand, be careful Fantano.

[@alexafusco]

I so wanted Kelsey to come into the room when Cody was doing the body language pick up lines, like, that would've been hilarious, I bet!

[@mariahluna]

literally was having a shit day and then the “FUCK YOU!” @ 1:38 caught me off guard now I’m in a much much better mood 😂 thanks chodster

[@cm00npenguin]

I was looking for a comment about this. LITERALLY SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@kailynbowles]

CODYYYYYYY ILYSMMMM THE PICK UP LINES HAD ME WEEZINGGG ASKDLJHFWEPIFVN

[@marcwittkowski5146]

Love how you didn't even look up the name of the animal you didn't know. Just keeps calling a mandrill "mandolin" :D

[@summersmells]

hahaha cody coming up with non verbal flirting techniques was so funny, it was like watching one of those little brightly coloured birds hop around with it's feathers all puffed up as a mating dance, but douchey. spiritually wearing a snapback.

[@whatsarahsays9304]

Please make a dating show that just has a bunch of introverts

[@notfunny007]

That would be hilarious

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Introvert does not equal shy. I am an introvert and prefer being alone but I can easily communicate. But I get what your saying because a lot of introverts are shy from naturally preferring isolation.

[@ivanoneill9866]

Cody's recent videos have seriously upped the funny factor

[@Jr1ch_24]

This is hilarious you earned my sub dude

[@emilysmith5130]

i’m in rehab and have been seeing commercials for this show so often and i knew in my heart cody would make a video about it

[@Hollsbuh2000]

You know there’s a British show called married at first sight where couples get married without knowing or seeing eachother beforehand

[@SrkdG]

I feel like Cody came back to his old style of videos in this one..! I like his new videos too but this one was really nice :) It definitely reminded me of the time I first discovered his channel and binge watched everything haha

[@ldrvids5501]

10:03 When u accidentally type 😂😂😂😂🐶😂😂😂🐯😂😂

[@jojocaitlin8508]

I'm still not convinced that this entire show and video isn't just a fever dream

[@ssmarissa21]

Make this a series Cody ‼️‼️‼️

[@dr00ku]

Cody repeatedly calling the mandrill guy a mandolin is peak comedy

[@blaynebell7447]

I’ve always wondered how they get people to be on these shows

[@sunnyandthechlo]

15 minutes of fame. Unless you mean like actually how do they find them in that case I'm not sure.

[@Abracadabra1111]

Casting calls in LA

[@canjescanjes123]

Awe, Cody's never heard of 90 Day Fiance!? lol that entire show is ppl blindly moving in and marrying people they've (sometimes) never even videochatted with

[@kloiehumes9528]

Cody looks so tiny during his little montage of ways he’d introduce himself

[@luukbeijer]

There is literally a show in the Netherlands called "Married at first site". 0:55 Contestants are marrying at first site and then go on a honeymoon...