The Will Wood Interview

[@nytemarequeen2365]

He absolutely does not have a "weird-shaped body," I've seen the video lol. He's also not a "low-quality" human being, I met him two weeks ago and was the sweetest, nicest, most down-to-earth guy you could hope to meet.

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM?!? :'DDD

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

@@nytemarequeen2365 thats really cool! i wish i couldve gone

[@nytemarequeen2365]

@@maggiemizuarxu3987 It was so fun! I made five new friends that night!

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

@@nytemarequeen2365 thats great!!

[@silversalmon9909]

Where do those opinions come from?

[@jotougas2211]

how much wood would a will wood would if a will wood would will wood

[@dark_attribute]

at least 2

[@jeffersonmcgyver2763]

idk, would he?

[@Mothpuff]

I don't know if he would.

[@eyelessteeth3219]

I just lost my last remaining brain cell to a will wood tongue twister..

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

will would wood will

[@radio-transmissions]

To this day people are still asking Will if he has a daughter

[@jmdstudios6695]

I can confirm

[@Эмочка-л5т]

@@jmdstudios6695 как

[@janajusimi269]

no

[@samsal5236]

​@@jmdstudios6695 i can confirm

[@Sage-ig9hk]

the line in well it’s better than the alternative where he references having a daughter probably did not help his case XD

[@evar.1044]

This video is just 80% Will infodumping on these dudes and I live for it.

[@FilmmakingSock]

Further proof that Will just gets kidnapped places to play music and give interviews and he goes along with it

[@Handlence]

Love how these guys made one single interview and dipped

[@strawberry641]

"it got to the point where i hired a 9 year old little girl to pretend to be my daughter at one of my shows" holy shit i need to pause here cause holy fuck that is the funniest thing i ever heard

[@Dr.Svnshine]

HELP WHO WAS IT LMAOO

[@arcade3198]

will kins eleven confirmed

[@r.rawrXD]

petition to rename the title “will kinfirming eleven”

[@jellifygirl]

Will wood drop the kinlist challenge?

[@moji_mojyo]

YEs

[@DOG-NIGHTMARE]

i want will wood to come to my home and explain all of stranger things to me, how much do i have to pay this guy to do that

[@WillWoodmusic]

$750 in the tristate once the vaccines roll out.

[@organicmosquito]

@@WillWoodmusic lol

[@organicmosquito]

Hey vaccines are a thing now heres your chance

[@darkerharvest]

Will Wood OWOEORJDBNS HI OMG

[@nyctoby]

@@WillWoodmusic Sounds like I need to sell some stuff

[@josiebianchi3481]

Could you fucking imagine years from now if he were to actually end up with a daughter named Millie imagine having to explain that

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"Guys i think the joke worked so well it materialized"

[@Jax675]

comes back from hiatus with a daughter 💀

[@ratboy6969]

That'd be so funny but he's said he doesn't wanna "bring kids in this world they don't deserve that" or something like that

[@Wyrdward]

I love all these TV show scenes and interviews from random accounts with nothing else on them. It’s all a big performance of found footage. It feels like 3D cut outs pretending to people and the blank profile picture is when you look at the blank back of it

[@Wyrdward]

This one even has a Facebook page! Not me spending ages trying to workout the reference

[@dark_attribute]

oh my god is this a will wood arg

[@Ayr-me7vb]

What

[@Wyrdward]

@@Ayr-me7vb have you ever noticed that the Will Wood content on these accounts will be the only stuff? Even if they look like a fully functioning show/channel. Their all puppet accounts

[@Ayr-me7vb]

@@Wyrdward my god, you're right This is a massive conspiracy

[@pigakitty]

wow. this is simultaneously not how i expected him to be and exactly how i expected him to be

[@cats-a-lot3609]

Fr

[@fruitymarvel]

"the 10 people who will watch this" the 48K people who have watched this:

[@owie8212]

It’s so funny watching this because the entire time my brains just going “OH OH ITS HIM! HE MADE THE THINGS I LIKE :D!”

[@cats-a-lot3609]

Real

[@moji_mojyo]

YEs

[@bigthiccimus4664]

Makes him seem a lot more human XD

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

ikr

[@BlahBlah-cm1os]

It's weird. But nice!

[@dustydudle880]

All up until you see him digging a hole in your backyard, looking away, then seeing an orange bush where he used to be.

[@noahortiz5992]

Take that back, please. XD

[@ominouscrabmeat]

Until I saw this, I was convinced he was not.

[@miles2979]

I love how this interview is just people talking in the middle of someones kitchen, and is also the most entertaining thing I've ever watched at 1:34 in the morning

[@maiyar.5742]

watching this at 1:33 we in this together

[@jye2785]

1:41 baby!!!

[@Jay-wt6gj]

1:07 for me lmao

[@bollitoeggs]

im here at 02.15 !!! lol

[@corvus5630]

Here at 4:30.

[@desia.brimou]

ᵃˡˢᵒ ᶦᵐ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵍᶦʳˡ

[@cuppahotnoodles]

*DOES ANYBODY KNOW A LITTLE GIRL?*

[@dustypanschmexual5447]

He is a beautiful little girl!

[@senilerodent]

hello can you deal me some другs?

[@sidfan42]

@@senilerodent deal with some...friends?

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

will is the littlest psychicest girl i know!

[@nerdy_gurdy]

My guys really just posted a will wood interview 2 years ago and dipped

[@the_pipster]

will killed them /j

[@LizordSword]

@@the_pipster /srs

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

and they got 144 subscribers from that

[@zandyknope2907]

4:22 "Just give me some insight man I have no idea what's going on" That's the most honest way I've ever heard an interviewer speak to this man

[@S01stice_]

watching this i realize that will wood has had several stranger things references in his songs

[@eldritchlex]

the eleven thing makes so much sense lol, all the mentions of MKultra in his songs, the line “stranger things than death can happen to lab rat girls-“, him shaving his head and dressing up as her in the dr sunshine music video 😂

[@cameurysm]

*d o es a n y on e k n o w a l i t t l e g i r l*

[@Bennettthefunk]

11:56

[@nyctoby]

Honestly, he could read the text at the back of cereals' box to me and I would be happy

[@kaysidegamer5996]

He looks so... NORMAL Badum tiss

[@erikino0]

(quiet laughs in background)

[@Rosemarytwigs]

will wood flossed at the beginning, i have no words for that.

[@bugwat3r]

i would trust this man with my drink at a bar

[@k3rog4rdens]

front street

[@toomany_bones]

Why?🤨

[@cats-a-lot3609]

@@k3rog4rdens LMAO

[@bayyaya6507]

Love this interview style it's so raw

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

yis

[@grotesqueri]

@@maggiemizuarxu3987 yeast

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

4:21 “Just give me some insight man I don’t know what’s going on.”

[@abiliciousbakery8779]

if he wrote a book about a study on dirt, i would read it 50 times.

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

i love how they immediatly show a quotr right after he says "you can quote me ob that"

[@garf79]

known this man for 3 days and he's already invaded my brain

[@nobodylikestheopeningband]

hes so fascinating i could listen to him talk forever

[@avag155]

"( I ) Fake British accent, tell people I have a daughter when don't, I get naked on camera for no money."

[@Oksana531]

Someone needs to sign you guys (Will Wood and the Tapeworms) like yesterday. For real. I only discovered this band last week and I’m already obsessed trying to learn everything I can about them.

[@PitayaconQueso]

me too, its been an entire month since i found out who they are

[@smonkk8556]

we live in the age where you dont need to be signed to be successful and should ABSOLUTELY be taking advantage of that because record companies are immense leeches

[@bea7972]

I found them last year, rediscovered in September and actually started to listen to more than one song I had on repeat for two months in November. And same

[@djsilly9964]

i think the opposite, but just because record companies are pretty dogshit and i dont want them to get fucked over like that

[@blairebelarus]

@@djsilly9964isnt will signed with say-10?

[@thereckoningthot5807]

I love how a big part of this interview was the question: Sweaters or Cardigans?

[@Deemee-ed]

that is an iMPORTANT TOPIC THAT COULD SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AND PURIFY THE SOULS OF THE S I N N E R S

[@r4y903]

HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE “Does anyone know a little girl?” PART. I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO FHKSJFJSJ💀😭

[@djdjdhsh9000]

he seems very kind. i hope his music goes well

[@kmations4049]

y'all I got into Stranger Things a bit ago & I realized in it they mentioned Phineas Gage & I was like "oh Ik who that is" & later I was listening to black box warrior, & I realized it also mentioned Phineas Gage. I then proceeded to realize both things had mentions of MKULTRA so I did a ton of research, meanwhile all of this inspiring me to listen to more Will Wood. as I am now I am a huge Will Wood enjoyer because of MKULTRA/Stranger Things which lead me to watching this interview where I find out that Will relates to El & the inspiration for putting "OKULTRA" in the title of Black Box Warrior was very possibly from Stranger Things. This is *wild* to me .

[@Deemee-ed]

I love this kind of interview, they feel so calm and genuine

[@quicher.7051]

Where the hell did you guys find a cup full of iguanas??

[@tamayuras]

i would listen to him ramble for hours

[@Sofarinrunning]

He’s insane I love him

[@lastcupofsorr0w]

I already lost it when Will started dancing aka at 0:34

[@SerialAnkleBiter]

Will will just show up to any random small interviewer and just make them disappear

[@falyn5858]

i may or may not have been telling my friend about the fake daughter story on my bus and someone may or may not have almost started a rumor that a kid from my school faked having a daughter 😭😭😭

[@Lampey22]

Watching his interviews are so fun

[@longliveskydney]

someone please tell me why he had to floss at the beginning

[@quicher.7051]

I think it's the only "dance" he knows. Otherwise, he just shimmies around and vibes to whatever music is playing lol.

[@MeAndMichaelOeuo]

@@quicher.7051 WHY IS THIS ME-

[@data6022]

vibes

[@refthegeneric]

This was last year soooooo

[@ali5997]

@@quicher.7051 i mean,,, i’m uncomfortable with how me that is

[@enasbitch6988]

Meta moment; can Will Wood cover Megalovania?

[@SydPossibly]

I've recently rediscovered the genius music of Will Wood so I found myself stumbling upon this video not knowing I could love Will any more than I already do then he hits with "Billie Joe Armstrong is one of the greatest songwriters of the last twenty years" and I literally screamed because Green Day has always been my favorite band ever and I think Billie is amazing and now just for saying what he did, Will Wood is tied with Billie in my heart as #1 artist forevermore.

[@notyourdaughter666]

i worship this man

[@nellfromhell7192]

Username checks out

[@rylanperrin2837]

Will wood cult :)

[@austinbarklow9890]

@@nellfromhell7192 “checks out” checks out

[@kingcyan_]

why the fuck did i never notice will wood flossing in the background

[@JSCYA]

NOW WHEN I LISTEN TO ...WELL BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE IMMA THINK OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN ON THE DAUGHTER LINE

[@whereisqwerty]

i love stranger things and will wood

[@AutisticChristian]

Will Woodd talks about his imaginary daughter in Better Than the Alternative

[@maggiemizuarxu3987]

wow hes too great lmao

[@falyn5858]

0:31 THE FORTNITE DANCING 😍😭‼️

[@falyn5858]

GO WILL GO ‼️‼️

[@cw917]

OO YUH GET IT WILL

[@falyn5858]

@@cw917 YUPPPPP

[@darkerharvest]

OOOOOOOOOOOO HE SEEMS SO CHILL 😭😭

[@plaguster]

I love willwood so much he is so cool, I learned how to play his songs

[@junkyard_dog18]

i love this man. im so excited for the new albbummmmm

[@noodles6421]

"for the like 10 people who are gonna watch this" Yeah about that

[@residentdimwit]

I feel accomplished to have been the 420th like

[@AJ-kk9xi]

I'm the 699th like so I feel accomplished as well

[@drownedtrashrat3501]

14:09 oh man i vibe w that SO much im so bad at being a person

[@nyctoby]

A friend of mine asked me what I'd do if I got 1000 € right now I would buy CDs and DEFINITELY buy a commission from Will Wood

[@Pookieluv831]

He has quite a regularly shaped body.

[@nerdy_gurdy]

The one dislike is from Millie

[@dustypanschmexual5447]

And in his latest album there it is. Peter Pan collars but my daughter's growing up

[@princedino7396]

Cool interview!

[@elizabelthe]

8:28 hes so fucking funny i cant handle it

[@chrisrocksgames4251]

Will kind of looks like a skinnier Markiplier

[@shumeiyang1024]

Is there any clip on KZbin with will wood and his "daughter" I need to see that with the context

[@cw917]

LMAO they have a short clip of her on stage in their movie on prime video called the real will wood

[@GlacierGreat]

Two years and six months later I finally found one kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGPXaYBop5arf6M

[@venus-ef4rh]

he's so slay

[@croetheconfused]

but will wood?

[@ashonly9637]

Who knows

[@darkerharvest]

n

[@shumeiyang1024]

o

[@meowmeow3532]

if he won't wouldn't? :(

[@SHRIIMPSUCKS]

no will will not wood

[@feathersoffancy8988]

I love this man sm

[@personettelabs]

Great hamilton morris interview

[@DominickDoggo]

This is a underated channel

[@glass6582]

there’s one video

[@DominickDoggo]

​@@glass6582 So you're telling me that after 3 years there's no new video

[@Weeklong_Seagull]

Will makes me feel better about my body. I feel him. Being a skeleton is kinda gross, but he looks good

[@CaimTheDemonicAngel]

Which music video was it that he got naked it? (Asking for research purposes)

[@jillyiscool12]

HE WHAT NOW??

[@prismothalt]

mr. capgras

[@Thestuffdoer]

Mr. Capgras. It has been unlisted by the Wood. Also, considering your previous request, he’s done some performances shirtless.

[@bea7972]

I'm interested in that movie. Does anyone know the name of it?

[@taxevasioniskool]

it's called the real will wood! it's on amazon prime, 10/10 would recommend

[@ratofthecity6351]

in this interview he looks like if john doyle stopped drinking soy milk

[@willowstree2560]

well now i know not to expect to hear any will wood on wfuv

[@VDotBlank]

I want him to tie me to a chair and explain mkultra to me. I would like that

[@moji_mojyo]

my head hurts

[@fishy658]

Behold

[@cassidygrey616]

WILL LIKES GREEN DAY CONFIRMED?! :O

[@МарияШавырина-ш7т]

11:26

[@alicewaites9174]

Get more views already or they'll never let you release your already fantastic music that you worked on for so short of a long time where are the tapeworms and what did he do with them oh right he brought them up after they brought the down up uh oh cop in get outget where get who get what get short stop longering

[@yersiniapestis5237]

What

[@alicewaites9174]

@@yersiniapestis5237 catch up on the keepy uppy put downs eh

[@Insert_channel_here]

huh..

[@Ayr-me7vb]

Do I need to call an ambulance

[@nellfromhell7192]

Please use punctuation

[@i_am_a_music_maker5212]

I have nothing but vitriol for this guy and all of his fans

[@luminous_spores]

???

[@rutherfordzollmann9557]

i dont kniw who will wood is

[@Fleatah]

best dude ever

[@candy_shark]

@@Fleatahreal

[@crypticsquid6332]

bro in the hat looks like travis kelce

[@happytree5319]

12:59

[@Dr.Svnshine]

1: idk lmao I'm obsessed with will I guess 2: youtube is tweakin there's the same video and the same comments everything it's literally the same video twice etc 3: Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges Roman candles at both ends in his synapses And the method with which he recycled his humors Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior He skipped this town and headed straight down history Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes" For what? For what? For what it's worth If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose Around his Lotus jugular when they came Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne" "Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics" His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends For what? For what? For what it's worth If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat? Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands? Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole Did you die before your day? Thursday traction, Tuesday titration My hope is to assess through my objective report of Your subjective conjecture Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this Transorbital ice pick Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good? No, they spread because people like them So now here we are once again, holding As it were, a mirror up to your mirror I guess it's just something people do A bloody knife to split your infrastructure, wine to rev your motor function Coital machinations of the dead Well, you mainline your animus, karate chop your abacus And learn to be an animal instead But I never did think you better than this, your modus operandi causes Nazi/Skoptzyism and suicide Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem Not the things you do but something sick inside Lithium and Dialectics, boy you really is defective CBT don't seem effective for that Cluster B, accept it Offer up your innocence, please ignore the side effects You've lost your mind and almost lost your life before So you'll be fine For what? For what? For what it's worth If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, and why would you want to look back? I mean, it's no good looking back, so try to look forward now For what? For what? For what it's worth If they were going to get you boy, they would have by now For what? For what? For what it's worth There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down...

[@carter57_]

BLACKBOXWARRIOR

[@Эмочка-л5т]

зачем асмр, когда вил вуд говорит о всяком