The Wolverine (2013) Pitch Meeting

[@Boogsboogie]

Logan: I love you, Jean. Jean: Who tf is Eugene?

[@HandledToaster2]

what

[@herbert46lovecraft72]

Took me awhile but I got it

[@HandledToaster2]

@@herbert46lovecraft72 help me

[@tombstonerforever9374]

@@HandledToaster2 "You Jean" sounds like "Eugene".

[@thanos8914]

Boogs Boogie I’ll do u one better y is Eugene?

[@yabutmaybenot.6433]

"A crazy guy yelled it at me on the subway" "Oh ok, as long as there's a source."

[@vikiai4241]

Now I want to do a PhD just so I can use that in my bibliography.

[@yomanwtfisthisshit]

That's basically how major news organisations operate these days.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

AntiFaith A surprisingly high amount of scripts were written this way.

[@raydunakin]

That's so old-school. Nowadays the crazies use social media instead of subways or street corners.

[@Alondro77]

This is exactly how the impeachment inquiry has been handled...

[@CW-qw9nx]

"Remembering stuff is hard" "Yeah I hate doing that so anyways" -Every X-Men movie director ever

[@asianpersuasion4901]

Honestly at this point the entire timeline is such a damn mess doing anything will be “inconsistent”

[@holahola-ym1xv]

​@@asianpersuasion4901What about not doing anything?

[@nocturnalguardian]

Except x men 97 and Brian singer (for the most part)!

[@ShifuCareaga]

"It's gonna be like I FAILED PHYSICS CLASS" I died lolz

[@sgrafx]

Me too.

[@jaymesdevine7737]

Physics is hard.

[@ShifuCareaga]

@@jaymesdevine7737 physics is TIGHT

[@hseldon524]

Aw, failing physics is thight!

[@sarajuvey]

Best line of this one.

[@ajwelsh3191]

I was really bummed when they didn’t do anything with his yellow and brown costume after teasing us with it.

[@soulwarfare42]

I just wanted Hugh to wear it once! Also Yukio was wasted especially considering she was going on a journey with Wolverine and nothing came of it

[@BOBimusRex]

I thought I was the only one... People online are always like, "the wolverine costume just wouldn't work in a live action movie." I call BS on that. Anyone who's seen Wolverine vs Predator on youtube knows it can work.

[@dudesplays394]

MCU?

[@williamavitt8264]

@@BOBimusRex it looked ridiculous in Wolverine vs Predator

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@@BOBimusRex I'll be fine if they can find a way to justify it. Why would he wear it? If it's to conceal his identity, seems a bit late for that. And the design just... doesn't suit him. Yellow? Given Wolverine's personality, I just can't imagine him choosing to wear that. It's probably the same reason Hawkeye isn't wearing his purple costume in the MCU. We need a reason. I'd like the MCU to take the Ultimate comics approach, and give the X-Men the blue uniforms.

[@jeremesmith9266]

Do Fight Club. Narrating your own downward spiral is TIGHT!

[@SoulQueenoD]

Jereme Smith We don’t talk about Fight Club

[@aidanyelsma7762]

So this is a movie that men are going to force all of their girlfriends to and then get mad at them when they don't see the "deeper picture."

[@MathewAGTales]

I support this

[@ethanwatson6131]

Aidan Yelsma Men’s mamma mia

[@FreakoutVideosUS]

This sounds like an EPIC idea. Although I wonder what they will talk about....

[@ivancerecer5758]

A writer with memory issues can't remember his character has memory loss? Hmm, seems about right

[@myndlink]

Memory loss is...wait, what is it again?

[@ImperativeGames]

Like father, like son ^^

[@st.courts9593]

TIIGHT

[@Nmdixon-cu7vm]

Laughs in joe Biden.

[@TF2Fan101]

Or he could’ve regained those memories at some point.

[@no_one_worth_knowing]

This is Viper, she's practically not poison Ivy.

[@LaserBeem]

comment

[@dancrane3807]

lmao

[@Abominatrix650]

I would advise not getting killed by her. Her venom scars the faces of its victims

[@ericatheempress6698]

Only difference is hair color

[@CrocvsGator]

Funny thing is, she's not even an X-men character, she's a Captain America villain. I have no idea why she was even able to be in this movie, because at the time, Fox shouldn't have had her rights.

[@realgar286]

"Love Actually" would make for a great pitch because that film accurately reflects actual human relationships, except not at all.

[@olandir]

That is the perfect way to describe that movie!

[@yourmum69_420]

first screen rant needs to write an article about it, so he can find some way to use it as a joke at the end of the video

[@holahola-ym1xv]

​@@yourmum69_420And doing comedy critiques on good movies ain't easy

[@kevintross9778]

“I made foreshadowing a character.” Absolutely genius

[@riparianlife97701]

The entire explanation of every power of every Mutant: Because.

[@HHmz-rp8ht]

Huh

[@Omnigreen]

Fair enough

[@fictionarch]

thats for the best. whenever they try to give an explanation to mutants its always hated.

[@riparianlife97701]

@@Omnigreen Okay!

[@darkstar4494]

Docktor Jim I don’t understand what are you talking about? Why do their powers need an explanation? It’s a mutation. It’s silly but it doesn’t require explanation. Are you saying there’s something about mutants in particular or does your thesis apply to all super powered people?

[@ItsTheGuy77]

"Oh very romantic and very law abiding" 😂 This easily one of the best Pitch Meetings! 😂

[@yashjajoo2048]

Forgetting about forgetting is tight.

[@vikiai4241]

I can't forget, No I can't forget.... I can't forget that I don't remember what!

[@B.Moore-Ready]

Whoops

[@yashjajoo2048]

Whoopsie

[@eman2863]

"I see you laying dead, you're holding your heart in your hand." Watches end of Logan cries

[@sagebauland4276]

I know, right? 😭😭

[@Wired4Life2]

**rolls eyes**

[@bal_rad-dar]

FINNALY SOMEONE SAID IT!

[@Jobenblue]

ON A TABLE

[@fatgeekproduction7528]

I guess Yukio's visions come as metaphors.

[@luiscaballerovlogs]

TRUMAN SHOW PITCH MEETING

[@woace909]

Luis Caballero yes please

[@ryanwhitlock1210]

The Truman Show is TIGHT 👌🏻

[@Thespeedrap]

Please Purple Rain that would be sweet.

[@Circuitssmith]

And he slowly realizes he’s on a KZbin show.

[@MasterTSayge]

"A crazy guy shouted it at me in the subway." "Oh ok, As longs there's a source." LMFAO!! EVERY TIME.

[@raghduhl2877]

V for Vendetta would be great

[@joenesvick7043]

Natalie Portman is tight

[@corrupt_insomniac]

That would be tight!

[@EchthelionII]

"Remember remember, the 5th of November", that's about the only line I remember from that movie, I saw it twice I think and still really like it.

[@shockmonkeyradio7128]

Why did that guy fall in love with his computer? Because it said it loved him. That makes sense. Brainwashed Natalie Portman is tight...and super-easy, barely an inconvenience! Double Double Entendre is tight! I don't have any gum, sorry. Huh? What?

[@judgewest2000]

Nah zero plot holes in that film 😉

[@Cobalt_375]

Ironic that he overcame his memory loss through the writer's memory loss.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

So lets make nuke explosion be REALLY slow

[@IronAvenger2k05]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction it’s not a nuke it’s an atomic bomb

[@IronAvenger2k05]

ben helzner a nuclear explosion is immensely more powerful than an atomic explosion, an atomic bomb was the most powerful bomb we could make decades ago not even close to the power of a nuke

[@allnamesaretakenful]

@@IronAvenger2k05 Depends on what kind of Nuke. Davy Crockett, a Tactical Nuke is a joke compared to Fat Man or Little Boy.

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

@@IronAvenger2k05 Atomic bombs are nuclear weapons. They're just not as powerful as thermonuclear bombs.

[@ImperativeGames]

"Nuke" is not an actual term, it's a word common people came up with.

[@shukis17]

You have to admit though the sword fight scene where logan fights Hiroyuki Sanada not only had beautiful lighting and cinematography but was a very entertainingly choreographed fight scene.

[@tomc6217]

I like that whatever character he portrays is still going to be a master samurai, regardless of the time period. And that fight was epic.

[@FooBarBash]

Yep, Hiroyuki Sanada is always a win.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

A hero named after an animal? That is tight

[@EchthelionII]

So, why is he named Wolverine?

[@Ixnatifual]

Sabertooth was taken.

[@Nordique777]

Isaiah Albers cause he’s a small Canadian badass with claws like a Wolverine

[@Jarsia]

"yeah, he's gonna look like a sun dried tomato has been doing cross fit and is seeing some pretty good results" too f**kin funny

[@Floyd.Ellis3000]

*”Don’t Mess With Me Bub!”*

[@misternobody-3482]

Did you just call me.... Blob?

[@Floyd.Ellis3000]

Mister Nobody - *”No?, but”*

[@B.Moore-Ready]

OH MY GOD! YES.

[@fatalgravity]

"I made foreshadowing into a character". 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: "you'll be executed". I'm dead again, pun intended 🤣🤣 Don't ever stop doing what you do bro.

[@burger_kinghorn]

"It's movie law." I hope they make that another gimmick in these pitch meetings

[@fatalgravity]

@@burger_kinghorn definitely

[@noahmelnyk1091]

;-;

[@sarttan]

She'd fit right in to a Final Destination film. ...Wait. They actually made her somewhat likeable. Nevermind.

[@imapackersfan741]

Pitch meetings are tight and watching them is super easy and barely an inconvenience

[@majumder456]

MyName’sTyroneAndCameToFuckYourWife lmao underrated comment

[@mrorange90]

Your name is TIGHT!

[@322dhm]

You don't say 'Super easy and ....' unless someone asks if something's gonna be hard. You have broken a very important rule. Now let me ask you this, I imagine watching tight pitch meetings is gonna be hard?

[@imapackersfan741]

Dharmendra Oswal No... super easy barely an inconvenience???

[@322dhm]

@@imapackersfan741 Oh really?

[@pianist150]

You forgot a catchphrase Awww, whoops. Whoopsie!

[@HarmonicWave]

"Super easy, barely an inconvenience" was in there too.

[@bryanharrison3889]

I LOVE the older pitch meetings, but I gotta say, you've REALLY developed these two characters, and that ultra shellacked hollywood veneer of sugary-sweet latte foam-fueled smugness you've developed into these guys is SO SPOT ON... every year you get better, and every year pitch meetings gets better. This has got to be one of the best, most realistic satire series on youtube, if not THE best. Hands down, I laugh at LEAST once so hard I can't breathe in every episode...

[@sho1oo]

stop with the essay tho

[@unformedeight]

"Wolverine has to protect her" "Why does he need to do that?" "Because he's the hero, its what heros do" "Oh right, I forgot. That is a perfectly reasonable reason for a chatacter in a story to do that"

[@sho1oo]

heros ? Is that some sort of Greek character?

[@MyChaotica]

"It's gonna be like I failed physics class" cracked me up!

[@Matthew-ve7uv]

"As long as you have a source" -- one of the best lines in any pitch meeting

[@darkcornholio]

Dream within a dream? Are you foreshadowing an inception pitch meeting???? Foreshadowing is tightly

[@Ize19]

Forgetting about the movie (X-Men Origins: Wolverine) that ended with the forgetful character remembering his past, as well as the scene you just described where he dreamed about the person and the event that's being discussed, is tight!

[@mytemporallobeisshapedlike1796]

Doing a pitch meeting for Fight Club would be Tight

[@fabianwho9797]

You have violated the first rule of fight club. See you soon.

[@thestevens580]

Don’t you mean it would be fight

[@riparianlife97701]

"What's the main character's name?" "I dunno." "Won't people notice he doesn't have a name?" "Probably not" "Fair enough." (Dramatic chord/ironic web headline)

[@mytemporallobeisshapedlike1796]

@Michael Corleone damn bro!!

[@minewarz]

"I made foreshadowing into a character" now is one of my favorite quotes of yours

[@dontyouworryaboutit_]

“Yeah I know 😊” “Ahhhh damn it” LMAO

[@Pentaholic88]

“A sun dried tomato doing CrossFit and seeing some pretty good results” lmaaaaaooooo

[@BhaskarMitrasherlock_holmes94]

"If two characters get caught in the rain that scene immediately needs to be followed by a kiss or a love scene." "Well what happens if I just have them dry off and get changed?" "You'll be executed." I literally died 😂😂😂

[@imperialfist2527]

That explains a lot of movies

[@coralroper6876]

You mean you were executed?

[@Roronoa2zoro]

@Lawn Bear Words are, and have always been, defined by how they are used. Spoken language dictates the dictionary, not the other way around.

[@weneedaladder8384]

@Lawn Bear that argument seems faulty for a few reasons, namely that society as a whole decides what meanings words have, not individuals. I say this as someone who is very frustrated with the use of literally to mean figuratively, but even I must admit that if enough people say a word means something, it means that now. For example, egregious used to mean very good, and now it means very bad. We should all be thankful for the fluid nature of language, because the fact that it is always evolving means it doesn't get stuck in the past. Look at the electoral college if you need an example of why that would be a bad thing.

[@jakesanchez6621]

How'd you die? You failed to have two characters make love after they get caught in the rain together?

[@femkeyt2635]

Haha, these videos are the best, probably my fav series on youtube, thank you guys for continuing to make these! Btw, just wanted to let whoever manages the "Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience - SR Pitch Meetings" playlist that this video hasn't been added to it yet. Not trying to complain or anything, just thought I'd use my OCD to try and help lol.

[@aitchpea6011]

There's actually a fair few videos missing from the playlist. It makes watching them all mildly difficult, a slight inconvenience.

[@mikaelafox6106]

0:30 *Oh a super fit tomato...* _...is tight. A super fit tomato _*_is tight._* Don’t leave us hanging like that. 🤣😂

[@tranquilmischief]

Do Spawn. "Oh hooking your own heart up to an international network of nuclear bombs is tight."

[@amateur-madman3047]

I subbed to your personal channel bro, you’re the best thing about screenrant

[@bluedream0243]

"Remembering stuff is hard" That explains a lot

[@LW-tt1nl]

Yeah, its super easy... ☕

[@djtae808]

"She's practicality not poison Ivy" hilarious 😅😅

[@jimmydroid7838]

Hollywood producers should give Ryan their shooting screen plays. The man can find a hole in every plot and we all know that finding plot holes is tight.

[@WillOfMyD]

0:52 "Attractive ghosts are tight!" (Thinks of half of the villain characters from Danny Phantom)

[@TheAltarBoy]

3:34 This part about the viper lady healing a shot to the heart, by shedding her skin, was hilarious :D

[@JohnLRice]

I love your Pitch Meetings! :-) Please consider doing one for Godzilla (the 1998 film), should be a lot of material there to work with. "In one exciting scene the heroes get chased through the streets of New York by Godzilla" "ooohh, scary! Are they on foot or in a car?" "No, in a helicopter!" "Hellicopters are TIGHT!" "I know! They keep trying to go faster but Godzilla is getting closer and closer." "But, Godzilla can't fly can he?" "Nope" "So, why don't they just fly the helicopter up a little higher?" "Because!" "OK then!"

[@panda4510]

These are so much better then other movie critiques or reviews cause he actually explains the movie in a funny and innovative way rather then just focusing on minor details that no one cares about and making seem like the whole thing was trash

[@AmigoRigo]

Anti Vax Mom: a guy in the subway told me vaccines cause autism Moms: "okay, as long as there's a source"

[@yoav.kats6328]

I almost forgot that was a thing 2 years ago 😂

[@dada13771]

"It's gonna be like I failed physics class" loooooool I'm dying

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Avatar: The Last Airbender pitch meeting!

[@unretrofied619]

He finally did it!

[@LibertyLocalizer]

unretrofied619 No, that's The Last Airbender. I wanted Avatar: The Last Airbender

[@tonyplaysguitar101]

I just realized you haven't done a Spinal Tap pitch meeting! I've been binging these videos lol

[@ProfessorPerhaps]

“A crazy guy yelled it to me in a subway” “Oh well as long as there’s a source” When you’re trying to meet the minimum source requirement on an essay

[@knightfallprotocol]

1:27 if I were to be devil's advocate for this, the intro to the movie where he's in Japan saving the old man's life is a flashback dream he's having. And they already made it clear in the previous X-men movies that his memories come back to him in the form of dreams. So when he's told about the old man that he saved many years ago, he can probably just piece together who he is.

[@justinmcinnis8153]

Attractive ghosts are TIGHT!!

[@B.Moore-Ready]

Yes Sir they are!

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Stay away from Sadako!!

[@zander9698]

"So there's this girl Yukio..." "Isn't Yukio a boys' name?" "Well, sometimes parents give boys' names to girls, it's a trendy thing." "Is Yukio a trendy name for girls to have?" "I don't know, I did literally no research." "Works for me!"

[@divergentxmen283]

But Yukio is a character who is from the marvel comics so yukio is probably a gender neutral name

[@yuki97kira]

I know yukiko as a girls name

[@LibertyLocalizer]

"Would be in the notification squad but doesn't want to subscribe to screen rant because everything else is terrible" squad!

[@justanothergamer1003]

I've always seen these videos in my feed but never watched them and now that i have i gotta watch the rest.

[@Awais504]

Do some of the Pokémon movies

[@zacheryrodgers6983]

Yuck no.

[@quintespeed]

Do a pitch for a pitch of the Pokemon movie.

[@danielletyger6817]

"Why is he like that?" "Because." "Oh, okay!"

[@tjfrye11]

Holy Jesus I love how he says "you'll be executed" so dead pan xD

[@mysticleo1446]

3:11-3:23 I literally almost died watching this scene and severely bit my tongue cause I was watching it while eating a burger... I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@reigndoesthings]

so, maybe I'm really bad at reading foreshadowing, but somehow Yashida being alive completely surprised me

[@jbardige]

"That is a very minor inconvenience." lol

[@LordNifty]

It would be neat to see a Pitch Meeting for Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

[@jja6941]

These are the best thing on KZbin, keep em coming!

[@riparianlife97701]

Dramatic chord/ironic web article headline is tight!

[@aydinozkan349]

Welp adding this to the super easy barely and inconvenience playlist 😂 great video love binge watching these

[@mx5497]

Can you do a South Park pitch meeting please ?

[@alextrill5829]

- ...And then Kenny dies. - Didn't he die in the previous episode? - Yeyeye. But he's alive now. I mean, until he dies. - But... how? - Unclear. - That works!

[@mile_high_topher]

@@alextrill5829 Spoiler alert: Kenny is effectively immortal. Whenever he dies he's instantly reborn inside his mother's womb, who then gives birth to him almost immediately. Kenny then wakes up the next morning fully grown with all his memories intact.

[@bobbydown1606]

2 of the best parts of the week are seeing the new Pitch Meetings

[@jaycievictory8461]

"I guess they make love despite there being no real chemistry there." Yes! Thank you! Logan and Marika had zero chemistry. He had way more with Yukio. They are always pairing Wolverine with the wrong characters, in my opinion.

[@ThatBlueWanderer]

The only reason I'm still subscribed to this channel tbh. These are just so damn funny

[@SmashLiXs]

i await when you do scott pilgrim vs the world

[@B.Moore-Ready]

That would be TIGHT!

[@frantisekfojt8688]

Omg yes

[@whisperienced]

"Oh that's too short for a movie" best line in this video.

[@ascii7085]

Please do a pitch meeting for Lucy(2014). 2:37 "...like I failed physics class" … so every action movie.

[@KeithoHD_More]

Man I love these , I’ve watched them all no joke , keep up the great work 🤙🤙

[@SpeedSpirit95]

PLEASE DO PITCH MEETING ON: ALITA BATTLE ANGEL! Its so awesome movie! :)

[@backgroundnoiselistener3599]

I've been binge watching these for 3 days. Please make this end

[@mr.mediocregamer9653]

Whoopsie!

[@TheDevilFox.]

2:20 i did fall for that cuz I wasn't paying attention to the movie

[@Mariko3939]

I would love to see you do a pitch meeting of Tombstone!! It is one of my favorite movies!! I love your videos! Keep up the great work!

[@michaelmeyers4843]

"Oh, a dream within a dream? My whole concept of reality has been shattered and I don't know how to feel anymore." Inception Pitch Meeting confirmed?

[@12jswilson]

Barely a *you have failed this city (until season 2)*

[@ArtemioM05]

Lord of the Rings + the Hobbit Make them have the pitch meeting in a car while on a road trip

[@Matt-dq5id]

Although you've done almost every other Star Wars film, I would still love to see an Attack Of the Clones pitch meeting.

[@paulgillespie542]

Got an idea. Your insights are largely critical, and would benefit any writer as far as avoiding plot holes. Could you reverse this idea and demonstrate how it would actually be barely an inconvenience to make certain movie adaptations. Ringworld(Larry Niven). Rendezvous with Rama(Arthur C. Clarke). That would be tight! Love your work.

[@NinjaBearFilms]

Do the Highlander Franchise!

[@tehdancingtaco]

1:30 "Remembering stuff is hard"

[@jacobsalasis]

THE OLD MAN LIVED!! I did not see that coming!

[@vikiai4241]

Spoilers, dude! Oh, never mind.

[@tyredsauce]

“Screenwriter Guy forgot how to write Logan’s amnesia.” “It’s not very effective.”

[@sgrafx]

These are like if The Office was based on a Hollywood production studio. So funny.

[@kresimirbozic1976]

He's not THAT good.

[@SathishKumar-sk8fe]

Script writer: What if I get them dry off and exchanged. Executive: you will be executed. Me : 🤣🤣🤣

[@somemysteriousguy7114]

these x-men pitch meetings really make me realize how many plotholes there are in the fox x-men universe and how inconsistent is the timeline.

[@sohaib9566]

2:21 I did fall for it so good job screen writer guy

[@bvdemier1]

3:19 This explains so many bad romance plots, who knew.

[@IrvingDL506]

"Well then as long as there's a source" LMFAO bruh 🤣💀

[@blenderred7007]

Screen Rant is tight!

[@VoidKing666]

“Remembering stuff is hard.” *In the conversation about how Wolverine *doesn’t* have memory loss in this movie* Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@therealmj0317]

I made it early for this one, pitch meeting for “Demolition Man” next!!

[@tsakibubis]

YES!

[@joenesvick7043]

Sandra Bullock is tight

[@drm8166]

Please never stop making these!

[@kroen]

*Please do How to Train Your Dragon :(*

[@SpagEddie8113]

Kroen Redstone Yes, you have a correct

[@terribleanimations9730]

I don't like that movie

[@majumder456]

Mr. pubg people didn’t like Batman V Superman.......

[@terribleanimations9730]

@@majumder456 no I said that I don't like how to train your dragons Movies

[@pHill772]

He said it!!!, He said it!!! 2:54 😀😀