The World Nobles Are Great!!

[@Greendalewitch]

Guys. Looking at this title, I think someone from the World Government is holding Tekking at gunpoint.

[@3dsmaster537]

Barry is too strong for that to happen

[@The_Worst_Guy_Ever]

Barry obviously defected to become a celestial dragon

[@barry-allan]

Somebody can start playing the Smallville theme right about now.

[@origamipein18]

When he said he was contacted by a secret organization, I was, "Oh~, so they threatened you. That makes sense." |:

[@catriamflockentanz]

​@@3dsmaster537 "Shanks' hot sister" (name pending) has mummy bendaged him to the chair. "Shanks hot brother" (name pending) lured Barry away with the classic: "We are too strong to fight here, let's go somewhere deserted."- line DBZ Style

[@jordanvance1657]

Tekking blink twice if barry has switched sides and is holding you hostage

[@LaughTaleReview]

[@eliseoclaro7535]

Blink twice Tekking… BLINK TWICE!!!

[@TheIdealofGreed]

13:03 He blinked twice! Tek-Knights, deploy! Move, move, move!

[@CT_20243]

or when dreaming try to move your toes to wake up. (This really actually works😆 try it)

[@Aureo-nt1gy]

@@TheIdealofGreedtek-knights 😭

[@TheIdealofGreed]

@aureo-nt1gy What?

[@Aureo-nt1gy]

@@TheIdealofGreed have you seen or read The Boys? It’s a character in that story

[@OddysseyVideos]

IMU on the other side of the camera: 👁️👁️

[@EXPT-19]

Change it to Imu

[@LaughTaleReview]

[@trebigsby5602]

If you look closely you can see the teleprompter reflected in his pupils.

[@cassie6146]

Tekking, blink twice if Stabs is holding a sword at you off-camera to make this video.

[@JARD7318]

You can see the panic in his eyes.

[@ByrandOfficial]

11:27 My money is on Imu. Charlos will walk in on Imu and he will assume Imu is a servant and he'll give Imu an order only for it to backfire.

[@CT_20243]

Tekking is doing this till he’s 90

[@OnePiece23463]

Well, looks like we have about 5 more years left.

[@joeyrozic1100]

I can only hope!

[@gow113]

TIL HES 90!

[@LaughTaleReview]

99.9

[@Sidnev]

Shanks' hot mummy was not on my bingo card this year but I'll take it for sure

[@youdontcarewho1am]

I think you mean Nami's biological sister

[@wolfbane7497]

What would have made this skit even funnier is that if he has one of his friends dress up like one of the celestial dragons and literally holding him at gunpoint

[@hendor2885]

this feels like one of those "you're taken at gunpoint and held hostage, the kidnapper let's you post. what do you post to let everyone know something's wrong?"

[@איתמרעינת]

[phone] WG social credit

[@miltonmartinez509]

[phone] china credit

[@alejandrosolis5637]

WOOOOOW THE CELESTIAL DRAGONS ARE THE BEST

[@neaptide-z3b]

Mjosgard - you will be missed. Rosinante - you will be missed.

[@angelaeads4802]

My theory is after Vegapunk joined the World Government he was funneling money to Dragon in secret so he could support the Army on the side. We see that he kept in contact with Dragon after all those years.

[@Nobutrash]

I wonder if the reason most Word Nobles don't have DFs is simply because it would get in the way of their luxurious life, like they probably value being able to swim in their fancy pools more than anything a fruit could give them

[@DibbzTV]

Easily the most misunderstood people in anime. Doing the greater good in One Piece

[@bruhbruh1195]

Tekking is now working for the Imu and the celestial dragons. The Gorosei and the gods knights applaud him as he walks through his presentation as to why they are just and splendid. CP0 got a hold of him too.

[@eugoth4285]

So glad you finally got a sponsor tekking!

[@Addvant]

Around 34:30 that sounds exactly like the skypians with Eneru. They were afraid to even THINK negatively about his rule or be smited

[@julianstone1192]

as someone with really bad pure OCD that hits hard for me

[@jamesbailey4304]

Can't wait for Liam to start a new channel, WorldNobleReview

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

Green Bull approves of the intro.

[@TheJdrizle]

Charlos' sister not knowing what the void century is implied to me that there just wasnt a 100 year gap in the history taught to the celestial dragons, and that the void century is recorded for them, hence them not knowing the term. Bc iirc, the term "void century" is just how the gap in history is described, and not like an event.

[@jackroberts4361]

The true "nothing happened"

[@Sidnev]

Love you putting more of these small bits in your videos, they're entertaining enough as is with you just talking to a camera but it makes it even more engaging for me

[@FizzoWeird]

Tekking, hear me out. I believe Otohime traded the last Poneglyph with the World Government in exchange for her own return to Fishman Island with the official papers guaranteeing hope for the future of Fishmen. That that was the bargain, the unbelievable high price the Gorousei would charge to agree doing their part to help Otohime save her people.

[@darthkingedededbobo6117]

ah good it's fantastic to see that Tekking has finally accepted the world government and Imu-sama as the true heroes of the world i won't lie i was getting a bit worried with how much he seemed to cater to all the filth of the world but as they say, "better late then never and beheaded" good for you Tekking welcome to the path of light

[@augustbeller]

Tekking said: New Year New Allegiances

[@jasongriffiths3013]

Happy birthday Oda!

[@troillandford7679]

Hey everyone I’m Tekkings manager, this is his 2025 slate for January: 13th: Why the Quincy’s are cool 16th: Casca had it coming 23rd: Light should be president 24th: How Kaiba, mega corporations, capitalism and (pot of) greed make the world a better place 30th: Should we hate danzo for having eye collections as a hobby? He’s old give him a break! More news to come for the following months, let us know what you think of these. Happy 2025 everyone

[@GigglyFunGirl03]

February 4th: Why Fairy Tail is the greatest anime of all time. (Note: I don’t hate Fairy Tail and I have no problem with it. If you’re a fan, that’s perfectly fine.)

[@christiancorralejo8726]

They may have the best doctors to themselves, I do think the world nobles inherited some durability from the original 20 kings as they were strong enough to face off against Joy Boy and his crew.

[@theblockbuster10]

Lol! Just noticed the world government poster in the back ground which says “Great!!!” Haha gotta appreciate that detail

[@Amcayden]

Jinbe briefly saw S-Shark when they were rushing Atlas to the vacuum rocket and was shook at the concept that the government cloned the warlords including himself.

[@ivanbluecool]

Off topic. Super excited for your next bleach reviews. Those last two episodes were frankly amazing

[@derkrischa3720]

When I saw the Gods Knights Mommy eh Mummy, my thoughts went to a "Nurse Nurse Fruit" Paramecia, in the lane of Hawkins Straw Straw Fruit. With the power to absorb and redistribute injuries. Could explain why someone like Charlos survives such injuries, which are at best an inconvinience for a Gods Knight, or could just be dumped on a "volunteer", I heard they have some in the holy land... That would also be a great power for an endgame enemy. Attacking them would only give them more to hurt you! You would need to find a way to deal with them, without touching or even without fighting? You know what... I'm taing the idea for DnD, let's see how that works

[@TedazeLiveGamer]

11:05 never forget when tekking stated dancing when orochi died

[@Abysalss]

Oh God tekkings been captured by the world government

[@bigd3996]

1:30 so The WG merced Tekking and cloned him!? 😱

[@Kamiblade4]

Finally! I love them so much! I'm glad their greatness is being recognized!!

[@justgamingbro1305]

Charlos has some armament frfr

[@zepoIli]

Has Barry been a Cipher Pol agent this whole time?? The suit should’ve been a dead giveaway

[@nickilvento5799]

Hey Tekking what’s up with the SEVEN Adam trees?!? No one is talking about it

[@travisgames6608]

Ummm.. Matt, you forgot that the Kozuki Clan created the Poneyglyphs and the script on it. Hence, why Oden knew how to read it.

[@sillyskullz]

Happy New Year Tekking!!! Thank you for an amazing 2024 full of Oharian knowledge and laughs as well 🎉

[@josephreagan9545]

I wonder if Vegapunk was ever able to make artificial sea stone.

[@Verlisify]

My headcanon is that Tekking used a dinnerplate to make those nice circles for his World Government poster

[@mirazath]

i was kind of hoping for just a half hour of bunnys

[@Tstarr600]

Elated to hear about the greatness of the Tenryuubito. They've never gotten their rightful praise online, and it's wonderful that Imu-sama is correcting that. Finally we will learn the TRUTH of the damage and suffering that pirates bring upon the world!!

[@michaelcheung1693]

13:57 She has the Hito Hito No Mi: Mythical Model - Imhotep (from the Mummy starring Brendan Fraser)

[@bawbq5305]

Never in my life would I have thought Tekking would title a video this… the intro proves it! We have to help him 😭

[@SMILE-do9dw]

9:51-Komakkov and the other Yoncooks are the four greatest marine chefs, so they do cook for people other than the gorosei. It was also a mistranslation that Nyornyo Nyarmani has to make suits only for the gorosei.

[@user-rj7qr4dt7g]

Not a single one piece fan likes the celestial dragons but there are some good ones like saint mjosgard

[@josephreagan9545]

So if Imu was alive during the void century then why doesn't he know where Laugh Tail is and why hasn't he destroyed it by now? Why didn't the WG keep the technology from the void century for themselves?

[@deathpop4585]

Happy new year bud! Been here since 2017, still my favorite KZbinr. Make more skits, you know what's good 👀

[@heizou8888]

the world government symbol covering up the poster 🤣🤣🤣

[@FrozunLightning]

It's nice to see that you are a reformed man now and recognize the true greatness of Saint Charlos and his holy kin

[@jeffeezy]

Excellent video. I thought it was going to be more satire than it was. I love the direction it took. The celestials literally being worshipped seems appropriate and like something that may come up soon

[@davidshepherd3148]

Rescuing tekking sounds like a fun reason to break out a suit of armor and blunderbuss.

[@christopherstresing1673]

Did anybody else think of Maple's angel shield (the technical name of it is "Archangel's Aegis") from Bofuri when he mentioned a sea prism stone tower shield?

[@josephreagan9545]

The Tenryūbito want to be treated like God eh? So they want people to question their existence regardless of how much evidence there is, blame them for all the problems in the world, be ignored until the people want something, never be thanked for their help, and be blamed when some of their followers do bad things. The Tenryūbito are lucky that they are treated like kings rather than God.

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

2:02 I believe it is a mix of planning and making shit up as you go also Happy New Year Tekking

[@ashhikari626]

Been wondering if the figure with the wrapping is the canon version of Uta somehow and the world government censoring is something and the resilience of charlos is nothing to sneeze at

[@elchapostacos787]

Tekking finally speaking of the true narrative within one piece talking about the good guys and the perfect guys now our beloved st charlos

[@spgoonsquadbizair]

I've been wondering anyone else notice that the world government flag is like a sideways pirate jolly Rodger

[@WeAreIndividuals]

I thought charloss was surviving because he's a descendant of the 12 kings. He has similar genetics to garling and shanks, but just doesn't train

[@drawbyyourselve]

Honestly, with what charlos has been tanking I wouldnt argue that the tenryubito are in fact superhuman. I would bet they have incredible talent, skills, physique etc, but they never make use of it because they already have everything.

[@doomdozer1914]

Since seeing Charlos survive things he shouldn't I've been thinking that those descended of the 20 family's are all probably all cracked but the dragon's are so damn lazy you only see people like Bonney and Shanks showing their potential

[@Mudoraplays]

Look at doflamingo. He's also a celestial and he is cracked.

[@jodiecrofts2190]

Happy newyear tekking❤❤❤🎉🎉

[@comradecaspy]

Tekking posting World Government propaganda was not on my 2025 bingo card

[@SantiagoMarques100]

26:24 Yes, if I remember correctly, Jinbei was with the Straw Hats that fought S-Shark.

[@Mafcagile]

Good Work Tekkings, continue this and we will personally inform the Gorosei to remove your secret bounty. oh wait, you breathe incorrectly in the intro, we’re sending Fleet Admiral Akainu..

[@gambitaku6179]

Green bull i know thats you 😂 What have you done to tekking 😂

[@felixhinz3804]

Hi Matt, I would like to see hpw the 5 elders comunicate with the world are there interviews, newspaper, do they give speaches, are there worlds read out loud in the senter of the citys?

[@mathieuleader8601]

Considering the Holy Knights are judges I can see one having a seastone gavel

[@technician0096]

😂😂😂 Happy new year tekking! great intro

[@edwardt.8704]

Happy New Year to Crew 101

[@dylanthomas385]

Makes sense kido was part of the heavily tribut at one point

[@neko9589]

when i read the tittle i thoght tekking was really ganna talk about the good things about world nobles if are some and its over 30 minutes long but knowing tekking its possible.. then i saw the intro. yep his held at gunpoint

[@LibertarianLeninistRants]

I hope you are getting paid well for this, Tekking

[@andycrisis971]

thank you posting this very moment tekking, my siblings friends mother basically broke into our apartment started screaming at the top of her lungs for her child. she let herself in while we were all asleep and I'm like having a minor ptsd attack or something and I need a distraction. happy new years tekking. and again thank you.

[@julianstone1192]

WTF? Sorry to hear that

[@andycrisis971]

@@julianstone1192 thats how i felt when she woke me up lol, im much better now. just needed some time.

[@dinglebopper5544]

Happy New Year Tekking. Praise the World Government!!!

[@kylejoseph5600]

Happy New Years 🎉🎉❤

[@Viper505repiV1]

5:08 I just assumed he punched him as hard as he could without using any of his gears.

[@mathieuleader8601]

I remember reading that in one of the video games a warlord candidate called Simon had the paper logia so I think the bandaged woman could be the wielder of the canonised version of that fruit

[@TOPA808]

4:07 *Correction: Shanks' HOT Mummy!

[@MrSnipahman2200]

Video 11 of swiping my finger randomly on the keyboard in order to create an auto correct word for the video algorithm : palms

[@RetroGameCrusader]

Happy New Year Everyone from England

[@prateshramjohn]

Shanks' sister probably has the pain-pain fruit. The bandages that she attached to the giant did not compress. His silhouette did not change between the left and right panel. It tells me that the bandage transferred something to the giant, and my guess would be pain.

[@foul_ball7025]

This is kinda unrelated but what if the box Smoker was hauling in chapter 1117 was related to the box the Vegapunk clone was in?

[@LeMasterofSwords]

Was not expecting a Life is Beautiful theme from Tekking

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Tekking, blink twice if they got you at Hakipoint.

[@thedredayshow9246]

Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half, Tekking...

[@LadyLeomon]

(Reads Title) Whelp, nice knowing ya Tekking! I’ll see myself out 😅😅😅 Happy New Year for 2025 Tekking and *please* go hug your furbabies all 🎊💙🐱💙🎊

[@roderixdekaper]

When I look at the WG symbol again, it made me realise how it looks like the 4 road poneglyps pointing to raftel. Maybe Imu is linked to the ancient kingdom, she might be nefertari D. Lili.

[@TedazeLiveGamer]

20:47 my head canon is franky doesnt use seastone because he believes in fair, manly fights and using seastone is no better than a dirty trick in his mind, and his interactions with senor pink in dressrosa and with s-snake on egghead semi-support my thoughts on this as well

[@Mike-nr9py]

Do you think that Marines like Smoker will eventually side with pirates when they learn the truth of the Gorosei?

[@FairyRingRAW]

I hope smoker goes sword

[@origamipein18]

(before watching the video): "It's way too early for April Fool's Day, Tekking." |:

[@doronrosstuvia3489]

I don’t know why I’m thinking about D&D, but I have a feeling you’d like Azgaar’s Fantasy Map Generator. For each region you can dictate the type of government. It was kind of eye-opening for me to see all the types of governments. I did my share of research down a rabbit hole through each of the types after seeing the generator. Anyway, DND GOOD.. But yeah.. Celestial Dragons. Nice.

[@chrisblogs5115]

Wild how this showed up after Luigi D. Monkeyone did his thing.

[@WesleyHowe-yo1ej]

Happy new year🎉

[@fernandomalpica1870]

Can't believe nobody made the joke of Yoruichi & Kisuke's birthdays been forgotten again but then I remembered, oh yeah. Nobody ever remembers.

[@sugarbooger4434]

The face that Charlos makes when Sai and Leo stomp him is literally that of a Fleischer cartoon.

[@yasashiiya1]

Happy New Year Tekking 🎉