THE WORLD'S WORST DETECTIVE

[@SwaggerSouls]

Been a busy last couple weeks, sorry to keep you guys waiting! I put a lot of effort into this one, hope you guys enjoy it 😎

[@brunopopawski8386]

damn

[@atramentous_7]

The wait is worth it

[@invictuse8865]

L.A. NOIRE!!!

[@jasper7138]

Love your vids

[@cowsrbeefy]

Finally

[@Welyn]

i wish there was a bodycam so that we could see swagger continually adjusting his virtual fedora

[@JesusPerez-ix2bi]

When you uploading bro

[@memeioli1592]

Jesus Perez he did like 2 days ago I do believe

[@JesusPerez-ix2bi]

@@memeioli1592 oh aight

[@Blorgus96]

Didnt know you watched swaggersouls, newfound respect!

[@justaz569]

*_helmetcam_*

[@conorkilleen4113]

Sherlock Holmes: I'm the greatest detective of all time Swagger: hold my joint

[@loganpierce4597]

Hold my soup

[@bleunight9199]

Hold my juul

[@edbdie5930]

Hold my lag *runs away*

[@eroom2662]

@@raihanrabbani386u so funny hhaahh

[@eroom2662]

Hold my dope

[@2003.K]

"Who has 50 pounds of weed anyway?" *swagger nervously chuckles* This man knows what he's capable of.

[@bigeasy6511]

That profile picture used to be the shit

[@Cairo40000]

@@bigeasy6511 Gave me nostalgia on no ens

[@AzuuWater]

Sounds like a good time

[@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb]

@@AzuuWater a very good time.

[@Nebula_2295]

he better not blow through it thats 10grand 💀

[@zayansimon8107]

Literally no one: Swagger: *tips hat*

[@emmanuelhernandez888]

tips both hat and helmet at the same time

[@svanson]

*trilby

[@nonegyptianegyptian5673]

i was about to type this

[@Icarianfalls]

Ma'lady

[@emcdermott875]

Also swagger: a good yeet to you good sir

[@goty1018]

I'd say that's pretty good value for 12 cents Swagger: TWELVE CENTS

[@yaboifed-ex9076]

goty 101 i wheezed so goddamn hard

[@airraid9614]

I think we all know how the department got rid of the weed

[@epicbullet497]

Could you imagine tho? That shit looks like a solid 5 grams

[@bendejo8]

@@airraid9614 cause mexicans smoked it, thats why

[@theunknownman1928]

Holy shit what a fucking steal

[@ramiroalfonso8208]

Finds weed *begins to stuff it into pockets* Sounds like normal swagger behavior.

[@Unipulse43]

I feel like you could put Swagger in the 1940's and nobody would notice he's actually from 70 years in the future

[@lebabyjames2945]

Unipulse YT I always think to myself... If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and finesse the fuck out of people.

[@icemanjr.5819]

Unipulse YT Cause he actually from the 60s

[@shaunsno2242]

7

[@NUMBER29__]

"You mind if i rip ass?"

[@louie9373]

I guess if we ever invent a time machine no one will notice swagger. You know, because of the accuracy with which he portrays 1940s style.

[@andrewmccleary1652]

"I was stripped of my gun and my badge" *5 seconds later* Pulls out gun

[@johs7961]

"This is America, so I shot the dickbag who took it from me. That'll show em."

[@dvr3328]

He never said gun. he said badge, hat, and weed.

[@tylercapote]

he said hat not gun

[@iNoToRiOuS]

8:20 GUYS OMG FACE LEAKED IN THE MIRROR!!1!!!

[@purplegeist7688]

Hey, why does he look like my dad?

[@Logan-nc7un]

Shittt

[@mydadscrazy7112]

iNoToRiOuS dude the mirror was obviously a holograM. Open your 4th eye

[@bozold5588]

Lol

[@kermitthequietkid2135]

I'm stupid for falling for this

[@Shiraumere]

"You smoked all the evidence!?" Swagger: ".....what?"

[@reapertemptations]

Dude the responses being like perfect to what he says is tripping me the f#@% out

[@Albesteakus]

Omg yes me too

[@freshboi5656]

I thought they were real people

[@rhae8455]

“hey you mind if i rip ass?” “if you must”

[@ezramorrison6834]

OMG SAME

[@zachsmith4351]

It's edits btw

[@slashon6507]

Everyone: Sherlock Holmes is the smartest detective ever! Swagger: *Hold my fedora*

[@punchingbag08]

Slashon "Actually, Fitz, it's a Trilby"

[@enalol9127]

Damn you, u beat me to it

[@bigjoey2633]

U just earned yourself a new subscriber for making me laugh so hard

[@flakes1518]

@@punchingbag08 DAMMIT I HAD THAT IN MIND!

[@chazwright5463]

@@punchingbag08 dude I was coming here just to say the same thing

[@g6ob812]

Holy shit your voice is perfect for a detective role

[@plaguealternative8532]

His voiceovers made it so hilarious too

[@Nietabs]

Indeed mate

[@flightlesslord2688]

Indeed

[@Nietabs]

Indeed lad

[@brandonestella8438]

Indeed

[@pionevada282]

1:46 that laugh was actually really wholesome.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

*elmo*

[@gabs512]

I've been trying to figure out for a while now just *whose* laugh in Fitz's and Swagger's videos that is, since it's so distinctive but hard to tell with four guys laughing! It's just so gleeful and giddy I love it

[@ocambam2166]

*Gunshots* “I just wanted a couple of G’s!” 💀

[@whitewolf152]

1:42 when my friend tells a joke about me, and everyone starts laughing

[@kapprayden]

Coolmanjoe 01 take the next left

[@twoshotted]

Jayde the Goat as if i have friends?

[@zen6347]

Lol

[@galaxydragons6244]

Don’t you hate it when your friend only makes jokes about you and then tells everyone as if it’s the truth.

[@AndrewBrew45]

"That good value for twelve cents." Swagger: STONER INTENSIFIES

[@canspy7miner]

Am i the only one confused about how the npc’s replied perfectly at times

[@sumbososs]

Canspy7 he’s streamed this before

[@nanionn.n.6951]

Canspy7 paid actor

[@dire_spider8496]

@@sumbososs yeah it seemed like me played it before

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

Probably selects an answer with his remotely controllery and just talk. You know..ska ska derakatabom

[@nicolasandersson288]

he just edited himself saying a different question instead of the question that your character ingame says, for comic relief

[@jacobfrancisco7580]

Swagger pulls over stoned driver:" let me see your weed" Stoner:"why Swagger:"I need to check if it's real" Stoner:"ok" Swagger: *immediately starts smoking it*

[@sarcashd3991]

Then the planet blows up for no apparent reason

[@user-go4vf5uk6e]

What is the games name?

[@swifty5285]

@@user-go4vf5uk6e L.A Noire

[@swifty5285]

@@user-go4vf5uk6e VR

[@jakob9732]

Damn, a lot of effort went into this video for you who might not know the game. He has put his own voice over the original voice of the character he is playing, meaning he has to learn what everyone is going to say to make it funnier. Nice video! (:

[@ThunderRainbowGaming]

Probably done in post, instead of while playing. Still, it was very funny and well thought out.

[@tristanmusgrave3089]

Sound Overlays aren't hard, especially in post. Not much effort lol but still love his videos

[@jamesc4767]

Not a lot more effort, just creative

[@InurgyMusic]

Game: " 50 pounds of dope. " *BAD GUYS SHOOT* Swagger: " *JUAN IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF G'S!* "

[@maxvaughn5309]

1:45 Swagger finally hit puberty!

[@jared9308]

Is it just me or does that laugh at 1:47 sound like Elmo 😂

[@tacotopic6826]

Garrett Mullen nah boi

[@ghostedplayz1421]

It does tho

[@redacted1402]

5:52 ok that’s it. i cant breathe

[@quinncowan7551]

TWELVE CENTS!!!!!1!!!

[@gothicfreak5174]

LMFAO

[@CHEFonYT]

absolute gold

[@honkadonk4700]

it was worth the wait, thank you father Swagger

[@thomasmoesenthin3256]

No it was isnt

[@plaguealternative8532]

@@thomasmoesenthin3256 You're a failure at the English language

[@BarcaPatrick9]

13:11 "Africa" as performed by Detective SwaggerSouls

[@matthewstopper3049]

Holy shit is Africa wtf

[@jamesc4767]

Legend how'd ya find it Edit: it's sarcastic and rhetoric please chill

[@huhulili9021]

@@jamesc4767 by watching the video

[@jamesc4767]

@@huhulili9021 no shit, really?

[@huhulili9021]

@@jamesc4767 well you asked

[@ignaciogranata6311]

It's kinda creepy that most interactions between Swagger and the npc's makes sense, is that normal? Man, the coronel Sanders shit he told, the npc replied amazingly

[@whitegold2095]

I know

[@burnt.norton]

I know

[@aoliravioli]

i’ve played the game before. your character speaks to the npc’s, so swagger probably put his voice over the original dialogue

[@L0tss]

@@aoliravioli no he played it before so I'm guessing he just remembered the parts. You can hear his headset shake throughout the video.

[@aoliravioli]

L0tss yeah that too. but it’s really hard to remember everything they say unless you’ve played it like a lot

[@gayghostguy2089]

SwaggerSouls is the greatest detective *Sherlock Holmes who?*

[@keesdejong4609]

Sherlock Souls **couch**

[@meunsterchease9983]

They both abuse drugs.

[@alexeisemenovikh101]

r/whoosh

[@alexdiavlo4727]

Sherlock Holmeless

[@HTPCYMC]

How did you get this footage of the new Detective Pikachu movie?

[@Volteri13]

How to properly clean your metal computer I’ve been seeing every where wtf

[@maconaccount2533]

Volteri13 he’s Justin y but irrelevant

[@riqqsy1808]

9:35 HE GOT ME THERE

[@Volteri13]

How to properly clean your metal computer REALLY!

[@mogsierra5515]

The Real question is how do i/we see you everywhere?

[@Grapefruittf2]

“So you basically had to blow 5 guys to get into this gang just to peddle a bit of weed?” “Something like that”

[@invader_ren5974]

Yeah that's a bit sad huh?

[@thejzztrumpet]

"I do what im told"

[@madelleinne2135]

"Let's go to the soup store and see if we can get ourselves some more clothes."

[@bigguy18]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[@lizismis]

Lethal Weeb FUCK YOU THATS WHY

[@Sir.Morchek]

Lethal Weeb I’m at soup

[@firedoctor1]

@@Sir.Morchek WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?!

[@the_kenster6510]

There's just soup Go to the next aisle There's just soup! What store are you in? Im at soup! What do you mean you're "at soup" I mean im at soup! WHAT STORE ARE YOU BUYING AT? *THE SOUP STORE!* *WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!* *_STOP YELLING AT ME!_*

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

No one: Swaggersouls: *_I M O N K E T O_*

[@FieryFoe]

*I M O N Y E E T O*

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

“My battles never stopped” _what have you done_ **vietnam flashback intensifies**

[@mathieug1868]

Kermit its been a while

[@gxldxonwii7369]

KERMIT YOU DID GREAT THINGS 😂

[@Hypriced]

Even in VR swagger is still shorter than most people XD

[@okthen3583]

Dude, this is the reason he doesnt do a face reveal

[@zankthegreat4291]

And yet the only reason people meme it so hard is because swagger gets emotional over it.

[@thedudeguy121]

Nobody: Swagger: *takes off hat*

[@sauceyri246]

Knight Friend Swagger: takes off the hat

[@miles7563]

No wonder there are so many soup cans in my house.

[@superpsycho5233]

Wait, so how did the characters respond to Swagger perfectly in context like that?

[@luke_bardin7506]

Same question

[@NXCN0S]

ikr?

[@NXCN0S]

he must've played it before and therefore knew what they were gonna say.

[@miramc2181]

Super Psycho Ikr!

[@ginogodfrey6400]

Maybe theres a save option in the game so he kept on saving before every like cutscene ig

[@youateallmybeansniqqa6746]

12 cents for a G ? Damn my plug is scamming tf out of me 😒

[@coffeebox7840]

Time period

[@SonGoku-ls3ik]

CoffeeBox r/ woooosh

[@coffeebox7840]

@@SonGoku-ls3ik I love how people r/Whoooosh literally everything. There is nothing to not understand about this joke. Im just putting that there for anyone that actually is concerned or thinks that it was being sold for modern .12 USD

[@sophresh64]

@@SonGoku-ls3ik except that wasnt a woooosh lol

[@TheXTutorialsx]

for the soup lmao

[@loganlawson1719]

Throws up 👌🏼 sign at 9:39 and I died 😂

[@dawithclothes3717]

investegator: yea hes ded, but why does he have 100 bullets in him swagger: uhh, shot by his own guys

[@toethlef8994]

Imagine walking in Swaggers room just watching this play out irl

[@lonelydino_en9424]

*detective walks in* yep pretty dead Officer: we havent showed you the body yet? Det: i know. I killed him

[@Render330]

I could watch this all day. If this was a series on Netflix I would’ve watched it 7 times by now. Love it man. Keep it up

[@bruhmane1944]

Hands down The funniest video ever I’m still going to replay it

[@olivercostgo2298]

Swagger: 50 pounds that's a lot In his mind: omg I'm getting high tonight Me : about to die of laughter

[@freakylord5609]

420 😄

[@taken_ya_boi5969]

LOl

[@eliaseidesund3929]

Swagger Holmes *Played by Eric Vivian Matthews*

[@__-yz1ob]

U saw nothing

[@endersword3346]

5:22 THERES MORE SOUP WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S “MORE SOUP”?? THERES JUST SOUP WHAT DO YOU MEAN “JUST SOUP” IM AT SOUP

[@stepheng5436]

What happened "My plug shot at me as I was swinging by for a couple of Gs, he had it coming"

[@kaido1409]

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[@skyglass9379]

Old Reference But A Good One

[@vortire6040]

same

[@Qsaws_]

This game never fails to make me die of laughter

[@lukeschannel3010]

Qsaws what is this game called

[@Qsaws_]

@@lukeschannel3010 LA Noire in VR

[@nolanerwin4265]

I am *removes hat The *puts it back on Best *takes of hat Detective *puts it back on

[@emperorlemonface4350]

Liked this video! Really well put together, and your talent of both video editing and story telling shines strong in this one. You being funny and entertaining also tops it all! Well done.

[@enigma6257]

How many timea do you thing swagger took off his hat Then immediately put it back on

[@najarro1731]

Me don kni

[@zeeweed150]

LivingFanatic555 take a shot every time he does

[@GNSleepie]

37

[@LadyStone]

When you boyfriend breaks up with you but it’s cool because you’ve got swaggersouls

[@dakotacox10]

❤️

[@basara748]

When you are single since birth but you have swaggersouls

[@MtGamin]

Lol fucking same but gf

[@jessicayuh26]

1:45 - That voice tho! I died!

[@generic2021]

Chickenpickle06 at 1.25 speed is more funier

[@MilkmanMedia]

Did Swagger finally get those bone extensions? Seems like he's a little t a l l over here.

[@Ali15666]

Swagger: enough goofing around Also him: sʜᴏᴏᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʏᴇᴇᴛ

[@chcigodugogdydjgkyxufxyyco2050]

Order is wrong

[@nathaniel_1152]

Youre saying Los Angeles like an Aussie now. Loss An-jeh-leez

[@noobdudegaming1018]

? how do muricans say it?

[@TheRedStarman]

NoobDude Gaming101 Loss Anj-eh-lez. Or if your an Hispanic American, lows an- heh-less

[@ImParkesy]

This is THE best content you have ever made, I love your VR videos cause you can make something more of it

[@hawaiianese8247]

I feel as if dis games was made for Swagger

[@dsnyder_393]

Swagger: Aw thank you Doris holy shit your terrifying

[@wiseprints]

6:10 Swagger has definitely done this before

[@mrs.blurryface9712]

Wow I wish I wasn’t broke and could afford a vr headset

[@ayesacc]

Mrs. Blurryface hahaha same

[@P3PS11]

Limme get a PC first to be able to get the HTC vive

[@nadir4774]

Lmao same...and a good pc too

[@technimechanical]

Wow is wish I wasnt broke and could afford a PC Right now my PC is literally an S7

[@clay-jp6zj]

The longer you wait the better the technology will become and it will be cheaper.

[@zerocount_]

waking up the deaf kid in class @3:53

[@rhondahixson4047]

Then he's acts like 8:29

[@bronsannoble8043]

Squishy 😂

[@krazymarshie6896]

XD

[@Blu_Ski07]

“Hehehehehehe!” *Mad all of a sudden.* “Take the next left.” *Swagger bursts out laughing*

[@1caaru5]

_The only cop with some REAL swagger_

[@expandurmind69]

Swaggersouls: * says one word * Someone else: omG I aM iN lOve wiTh yOur vOicE itS sO hOt

[@bozold5588]

It's really nice thou

[@gun2424]

Omg I’m in love with his voice it’s so hot

[@clam4503]

Yeet

[@Charlie-mr1sb]

Swaggers the type of person to find a tax company evading taxes

[@krazymarshie6896]

3:47 Okay I cant breathe help I'm laughing too hard XD

[@cubalibre-5238]

Krazy Marshie same bruh xD

[@whereismybread]

_Y'all want some soup? If ya know what i mean._

[@topfrostnova6737]

Hell yea

[@darksouls4920]

yes a chicken soup with garlic

[@skylostheadorable5209]

Hell yes

[@epicwaffles449]

My new favorite video of all time! The role-play was perfect, you really need to get a part in a detective show Swagger, this was perfect!

[@thewatcher2305]

This was so well put together I love it.

[@Mr_Skltn]

9:39 Just go to it while paused. Amazing

[@mikej7097]

Pause at 9:39 put it at .25 playback then watch his hand

[@Rkanko]

👌

[@Tscorpion22]

👌

[@nailor2893]

👌

[@generic2021]

🖕

[@detrimento9675]

👌🏿

[@CatLivesNite]

Nobody: Swagger: *DETECTIVE TIME!*

[@HierisLars]

Imagine swagger playing in sherlock holmes, that would be fantastic.

[@Fox-idek]

Swaggersouls-“HELLO are I awake”? Dead body-“bruh chill out🗿”

[@Cormac11]

There is a worrying lack of *N-WORD* in this video.......

[@blaz3yy]

*nuggets*

[@CollectWithRyan]

Nougat?

[@GoldGune]

Like seriously we see it in every other video but the one it’s okay in

[@ewan7099]

but swagger, *you've become the very thing you swore to destroy*

[@Icarianfalls]

*Take a shot everytime Swaggersouls tips his hat like a weeb*

[@iangomez4306]

The English Muffin lol

[@Icarianfalls]

100 likes, nice, thats pretty good

[@iangomez4306]

The English Muffin yeah

[@joshjennings9110]

The “Yah Yeet” killed me 😂😂😂😂 the way he shot him😂😅 I’m dead

[@joedonovan3356]

You may not be the best detective but you are the best helmet wearing youtuber

[@mostafamahmoudsamy2555]

13:16 Officer on scene : what happed to that guy? Commanding officer : he got yeeted by swaggersouls.

[@imsoepic7949]

there must have been so much effort put into this video holy shit it was amazing

[@Jadae]

Boring video due to boring genre.

[@repulsive3172]

I think he streamed it before so that’s why he knew what they were gonna say all the time

[@Madhatterzcat]

12:30 “I’m here for poker night” I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@triigrr3644]

I cherish every upload you bring us Swagger. Thank you for being you :)

[@frozenlegend1617]

"Sherlock Swaggers"..... *Sherlock Holmes left the chat*

[@kevinbrown3333]

Your mom gay

[@theyenvy1368]

Sherlock Souls

[@slxxpy123]

Swagger would be one of the cops that keep the drugs as “evidence”

[@SixOk]

I even yelled “12CENTS?!!!” Shiiiiitt

[@vortire6040]

Someone... Please gimme that much dank for 12 cents man i'd kill

[@cactusmann1268]

Next up: "Holy Water - Boiling the Hell out of water"

[@p_arabellum3416]

It needs more yeets. I am incredibly unsatisfied.

[@kkypr9584]

7:12 man i wish i was a smooth as swagger

[@xenoslyce1781]

1:41 When someone in class trips 1:45 When you realize your teacher is looking at you

[@dylanmorel4567]

Best part at 9:39 You should definitely watch it !

[@gibustheinfamous]

We should definitely watch the video in full.

[@Lysergic_]

Whyd you write that like a friend recommending a movie when 99% of people watched the video before going to the comments

[@dylanmorel4567]

@@Lysergic_ Because I like so much potatoes

[@Promithius411]

Dylan Morel I was just about to do the same thing

[@mindaugaszaleskis9500]

God fucking damnit he pulled a fast one on us

[@Strangeship1997]

SwaggerSouls, i have to tell you to avoid evidence, cos after you come, it may disappear

[@brendanhauser4644]

Nice to see a groyper on here god speed

[@MassiveBreaker]

Swagger's voice sounds amazing for the old timey monologue thingy

[@tri.6ix]

i don't know how i survived this wave of laughter.

[@X___D]

Damn the new Sherlock movie looks great !

[@Charlie-mr1sb]

Leave him alone, he may be short but so is detective pikkachu

[@leroy5005]

So you basically had to blow five guys for a bit of weed It’s not much but it is honest work

[@lukepadley9964]

Wow that's impressive, those were actually AI's right? They responded to him as if they were humans.

[@AlphaHawk115]

Because it was edited to be like that

[@Phelps-1247]

You need to play my game, sir.