The WORST Cool Cat Movie, Yet

Derek Savage's New Movie did the impossible... he made me hate the original a little less.
Thanks to the legend himself Bobsheaux! Check his AMAZING reviews out, here: / @bobsheaux
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"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
Derek Savage...
Somehow this man just DOES NOT LEARN. He spends your money and drags anyone with a pulse on camera to add "actors," and then turns around and plays half the roles himself... TERRIBLY. It's getting exhausting trying to find new and inventive ways of saying the same thing: Daddy Derek couldn't film a convincing train crash if he was WATCHING ONE. Anything this man touches turns to shit, and it's the worst movie yet so... god knows they'll likely only get worse.
Algorithm words like furry and other stuff go here, right?

[@Bobsheaux]

I try to make it a point to not watch reviews of something I might be covering down the line, so I was torn when I found out that this was 'Cool Cat vs. Dirty Dog' instead of 'Cool Cat Fights The Coronavirus' like I thought it was going to be. But man, am I SOOOO happy that I stuck around to watch it, because this was just gut-bustingly hilarious! You think that 2024 is off to a rough start? You'll have to excuse me for disagreeing, because this was brilliant. Great job, as usual. lol Except for that Dr. Cameo guy. He was just weird. 🤨

[@arcadeousviveltov1193]

I hope he is like Dr.Nick from the simpsons... for no particular reason.

[@gracekim25]

Hey Bob 👋🙂

[@ShadeNocturne]

Hey, that "weirdo" helped me putt down my... ahem... "sick" ... uh... "cat," so he's okay in my book! I'm so glad you watched it and liked it that much ❤️ I'd love to someday see you talk on it, I'm sure you've got just as much to say. The trauma of watching helps XD Thanks for being in it, dude! You killed it, haha

[@Trash-ef2jn]

Oh Bob do you want to review transformers rise of the beasts it the only transformers film you haven't made a review of

[@BrandonCroker]

😉

[@Pozorrogo]

This whole movie is a tax write-off scam. If he shows that in the movie he remodels a house, he can claim all the materials on taxes. We just watched him flip a house for free. Its actually genius

[@blknmongl342]

The biggest issue with Derek is that it seems, he no longer intends to actually write quality stories for kids and that he's actively putting provocative material into his stories (making a virus to kill kids, the school shooting, and so on) to create controversies. The first movie's so bad it's good moments were accidental, but all of the stuff here is intentional.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Yep. What little charm and viral potential he had died awhile ago. He's grasping for attention, and after this one, I refuse to give him any more. He is willing [whether consciously or not] to use scummy methods to sell his product. The kids and their education always came second, now I don't know if he ever once thought of them.

[@blknmongl342]

@@ShadeNocturne he probablz started off genuinlz wanting to help children, but the attention he got corrupted his intentions.

[@stardreamgirlll]

Don’t forget wanting to put Cool Cat into the 420 Awards, despite him being a children’s character. Or that one time during the 420 Awards where Dirty Dog drops the f-bomb

[@blknmongl342]

@@stardreamgirlll Yeah. Real lot of care for his child friendly characters.

[@trevortuominen8233]

And the fact that he keeps putting his adult stuff (his self-defense film, Apocalypse trailer and Hood Rat videos) into a channel supposedly meant for kids. He clearly sees no kids actually watch his garbage (except, maybe, to rip it apart).

[@grapeshot]

My dad served two tours of Duty in Vietnam and he told me napalm not only burns it also sucks all the oxygen out the immediate area.

[@Milky_Mercy]

My dad served in Vietnam too! And yeah, napalm is serious stuff. If he wanted to use it at least do your research first

[@stinkyginger3018]

That seen with Daddy Derek kissing the camera would give a lot of viewers ptsd.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Yeah... yeah it has... Derek has NO self awareness how clear it is he's lonely and living a sick fancy out on screen 🤮

[@ryandevan2793]

@@ShadeNocturne You know, if he could actually be able to live in his sick twisted version of reality, I’m sure he’d be a very happy man!

[@ryandevan2793]

I think I can hear CCR’s Fortunate Son already from that scene!

[@HuskyDog88]

@@ShadeNocturne Cool Cat makes Barney the Dinosaur look like an angel.

[@eaglejones856]

@@ShadeNocturne I think i want vomit after that

[@zackman9230]

Derek Savage is like a amalgamation of Butch Hartman and Chris Chan

[@ShadeNocturne]

Dear god... that's painfully accurate. The strange vocal pattern and internet backlash to his stupidity meets minimal competance but with a lack of ability to take criticism and weird traditional values. Dear god... I think I just discovered who REALLY fathered these two 0

[@ryandevan2793]

​@@ShadeNocturne *Deep breaths* *Sigh…* I hate to play devils advocate Shade, But as the hypothetical personal legal defense attorney for Mr Hartman *(Who personally grew up with two of his cartoons until one particular episode from one of said cartoons had pissed him and other fans off so much they never watched another episode and hasn’t personally forgiven it even over approximately 10 or 11 years later)* I can say at least with him, he actually had talent and made cartoons that were actually watchable, likable, and could teach kids lessons if they looked at it in the right place, for at least more than a decade. Derek on the other hand is just an unintelligent, narcissistic, arrogant, egotistical, unlikable prick who makes movies just because he can, and hasn’t had a movie that’s maintained likability for more than just less than A FEW WEEKS!

[@foxdavani4091]

I feel like he’s more of a combination between Donald Trump, and that guy who interviewed Vladimir Putin, with a little bit of the speaker of the house, Myk Johnson.

[@BigBlokeSeanyPops]

you can hear the chris chan in his voice

[@tttt5955]

The accuracy is insane

[@jacksullivan4741]

15:42 I love that Derrick said that with the same enthusiasm as if was forced to see Madam Web

[@ShadeNocturne]

XD He probabaly saw madam web and was like "but it was good, guys! Trust me, as a writer myself it's got a lot of good stuff!"

[@grapeshot]

I wonder if that actor still sweating gallons in that cat outfit😂😂😂

[@rebelrouzer5318]

It's daddy Derrick in the suit now

[@BillytheTeslaGod]

14:46 That is perhaps one of the most cursed things I have ever viewed, and I feel tainted. Never have I visibly cringed so hard, and it's all because of Derek making a kissy face while moving to the camera. No amount of therapy will ever help me to recover from this.

[@ShadeNocturne]

I want to formally apologize for not censoring his kissy face, but in my defense... we've practically seen his "o" face when he smiles while talking to Mama Cat, and I guess if that doesn't need to be censored... ya know? Idk EXCUSES EXCUSES, I've helped Derek traumatize people XD

[@BillytheTeslaGod]

@@ShadeNocturne Lmao fair

[@crashtwinsanity5166]

Bubsy Really has gone down hill 😂

[@ShadeNocturne]

Bubsy was never the same after the mobile game flop...

[@arcadeousviveltov1193]

@@ShadeNocturne Bubsy was never the same after he was born

[@rebelrouzer5318]

​@@ShadeNocturnewait...there's a bubsy mobile game???

[@SSKO2]

I'm surprised Derek Savage is still making things at this point

[@ShadeNocturne]

Idk how he can afford rent AND make these, donations be damned! He's gotta be dealing drugs outta those houses he "flips" idk

[@DirectorCM]

Lol I've been waiting so long for the reviews to start hitting KZbin! That's me @ 19:06. I auditioned as a goof and even though I didn't win the "contest", Derek reached out to me to have me in the film (No, he didn't charge me to be in the film. I got paid to be in it.) Shockingly, my small bit is the best part. I worked harder on the effects in my 3 second cameo than he did on the entire film. I have no shame about being in this flick. Knowing that I am now forever part of the Cool Cat universe and in angry KZbin review videos is freakin' hilarious to me. I also created the film's title card, to which he forgot to credit me for but I did get paid lol P.S get ready to make your next Cool Cat review because I have already been signed up to do the title card for the next film and am guaranteed a role in the film somewhere.

[@jacksullivan4741]

The more I see of and learn about Derrick the more I’m convinced that he has a enemies list

[@geardog24]

To suffer more of this Savage Madness? You’re too brave.

[@raisorblade]

9:18. FE-TISH MO-VIE...

[@ShadeNocturne]

XD I see your reference~ Also you are correct, sir. And given what we know now about Derek's behavior? ...staaaaaarting to believe it more and more

[@Trash-ef2jn]

Hey its raisor how's your next review coming along?

[@Pipkiablo]

Next on "Cool Cat Stops a Zombie Apocalypse", Cool Cat boogey-woogeys for forty minutes while Daddy Derek teaches him how to balance a check book and invest in the stock market before Cool Cat remembers that all the kids are being eaten by zombies created by Dirty Dog in a cave with a box of fake plastic Halloween props and saves the day through the power of Reaganomics. Because that's all these movies seem to be anymore.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Jesus that almost made me spit out my water XD 🤣 haha dude, too funny! It's PAINFULLY accurate too, which is sad af...

[@therailheader1896]

You know Cool Cat is a bit of a narcissist, he wears a shirt with his name on it, he has pictures of himself plastered all over his apartment, and he plays video games that have him as the main character, where he jumps over his own merchandise, I am genuinely surprised he doesn't have a body pillow of himself.

[@ShadeNocturne]

The fact Derek thinks anyone as narcissistic as Cool Cat can befriend kids... KIDS?! Kids are little assholes XD they don't hold back, they say what they think. If they see his shirt with his name? He's getting bullied. Like... BY EVERYONE. No wonder they had to move away, Maria probabaly started bullying him too when she got older and met normal people XD

[@Snomwithaknife420]

Instead of handing Darek Sadage money. Give it to actually good indie productions/artists/musicians/writers/animators who’ll appreciate the money and make something good.

[@ShadeNocturne]

PREACH. SAY IT LOUDER SO THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK HEAR YOU!

[@ryandevan2793]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fF7bk4uljJqbaq8si=eWjEkiPe_IXH2TcA&t=21 YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 😁

[@wahoo8683]

*Well well well* never thought you two would actually guest star with eachother (knowing this ain't the very 1st time this happened) but I'll still glad ya manged tot take out both Cool and Dirty to share. You are the true heroes (as always).

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thanks dude ❤️ I had a lot of fun writing that intro and he was so good in it~ I'm glad you enjoyed the video ❤️😅

[@alexanderbell6391]

The dragon has suffered enough from these “films”

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thank you 😭

[@RodneytheOperaRat]

9:01 *Wait I recognize that furry in the middle that’s Buddy!!*

[@ShadeNocturne]

You do?! Whaaaaaat? What's so cool! just grabbed a random pic! Wow... I didn't think anyone would know any of em! 😮

[@jacksullivan4741]

8:32 yeah saying that Dirty Dog is a bully is like saying that the great leader of shocker was a public nuisance with only a slightly questionable fashion sense

[@RodneytheOperaRat]

7:30 *Famous quote of this film* *This is just a waste of time😂*

[@ShadeNocturne]

Derek as Dirty Dog becoming momentarily based af XD

[@henrymockingbird9645]

Is that bobsheaux doing the voice of The vet

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

Yeah.

[@ShadeNocturne]

;) Yep! I know I can't believe he said yes, either :0

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

@@ShadeNocturne considering he has a Sabrina Online plushie, my best guess is he might be a closeted furry. And it’s the dream of most furries to put an end to the PR nightmare that is Cool Cat.

[@wattsink2009]

14:39 Umm… would an anthropomorphic cat actually flattered by being called “foxy-looking”? You know foxes are canines, right? …as in, related to DOGS? 🤨 Shade! Have you ever tried calling SoftSilence “foxy-looking”? Try it sometime and let me know how she takes it! 😅

[@ShadeNocturne]

Hmmm, let me try. Be right back. ... [This is Soft. It did not go well. You're next. Bye~]

[@Milky_Mercy]

Oh my gosh, first of all, I’m upset KZbin didn’t notify me about this video’s existence. Second, I really thought Daddy Derek couldn’t derail as badly as he has over the last few years. This has to be the loudest cry for help I’ve ever heard. This man needs monthly welfare checks to make sure he’s okay.

[@ShadeNocturne]

I do sometimes genuinely worry for him. Despite himself, the "human" part of me hopes he's safe and not in any trouble. ❤️

[@Milky_Mercy]

@@ShadeNocturne he did a rap for Trump and dressed himself in blackface on his Cool Cat Funhouse channel. Needless to say, his mentality has shattered.

[@grantarmstrong9648]

You know I still can't fathom the idea that there's a f**king napalm explosion from a harrier jet in a Cool Cat movie boy I can't wait to see the next film that Derek Savage makes: Cool Cat vs Pearl Harbor.

[@jacksullivan4741]

18:16 Well that's going to be my sleep paralysis demon tonight

[@PestilentAllosaurus]

That skit was genuinely so entertaining I had to pause, and rewind just to enjoy it at it's fullest once more. Lmfao. I haven't even gotten into the meat of the video and I'm thoroughly enjoying this video, oh goodness this'll be a great video to watch.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Wow dude, haha I'm so glad you liked it THAT much! I hope the rest was as good, and I really REALLY appreciate the comment!

[@jacksullivan4741]

8:34 Derick do you even know what a bully is anymore

[@awesomefox555]

I’m pretty sure he was the bully from the start.

[@gracekim25]

@@awesomefox555pretty much

[@superfelipestudios8104]

At this point he’s got to be making it ironically

[@enigmatique1387]

I tried to join your discord through the links, but it says it’s expired 😢 also I love the videos! I’ve been binging your videos tonight, catching up on the uploads. Keep up the great work!

[@ShadeNocturne]

So so sorry, stupid links keep breaking. Discord being sillypantses discord.com/invite/s48SsGzK Here ya be! We'd be so happy to have ya! ❤️

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Some things I learned from elsewhere, to make this all the more sad and weird. That house flipping thing was salvaged footage from, no joke, a failed pilot for a Cool Cat Flips Houses tv show that he Frankensteined into this movie. The guy with his own civilian owned Harrier jet is legitimately a friend of Derek, who has worked on his lame movies before, so this is Derek calling in a favor. He does love military hardware, so this was a natural progression.

[@AntiKira20]

With each Cool Cat film that is released, I think Derek Savages sanity takes a nosedive. Maybe these films are a sign of insanity. But you have my sympathies for watching such utter chaos. I'm going to watch either A Clockwork Orange or Requiem for A Dream to get that film out of my mind, then play Skyrim until I need to go to work in the morning.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Yes... go enjoy GOOD media. Rinse your senses out, my friend. I'll need to do the same after all I've just watched... *shudder*

[@sebastianbutlerii6558]

is that a bobsheaux i hear? Right on

[@ShadeNocturne]

[@KingNexusMOCs]

New Shade upload? And it's a Cool Cat video?! My day has been made 😊

[@ShadeNocturne]

I'm so flattered to have been exciting enough to make your evening brighter! 😢 Thank you for making MY day!!

[@video-luver769]

Loved that Bobsheaux cameo at the beginning. Bobsheaux was my introduction to Cool Cat, naturally.

[@ShadeNocturne]

The only true way [aside from IHE] to discover this trainwreck of a series haha So glad you decided to watch~

[@LongfusedbombasticBarbarian]

Thanks for the laughs deeply appreciated also hi Bob

[@Mechanoid99]

After seeing Derek's kissy face, I think I'm gonna need to bleach my eyes. Also, love the intro & Bobsheaux cameo. XD

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thank you ❤️ I had a blast writing this one! And he did great! This was so fun! Made up for the fact I had to watch the movie 😭

[@Mechanoid99]

You're very welcome. The whole "Sewn in or glued like pizza in a furry's hotel room" line's also nutters. 🤣 The beginning of the video and the others' cameos truly made up for... this tray of poop sandwiches Derek cooked up. Hopefully A&O 8 would be a palate cleanser. Or not. ._.

[@LoneWolgon1991]

OK, I did not expect Bob to be in this considering. I literally just watched his review of cool cat a few hours ago.

[@ShadeNocturne]

He was so cool to do it!!

[@LoneWolgon1991]

@@ShadeNocturneI know right? Also to quote the angry video game nerd about this movie “It’s bad…really bad! I’m kidding around ITS FUCKING HORSE SHIT!!!”

[@dragontoes7805]

Once again great video as always Also you think Derek Savage will get the hint by now nobody likes his movies

[@ShadeNocturne]

I think nothing short of homelessness or a government audit will put a pause on his movies. I wanna see the guy improve, I'm not evil, I just don't see it happening with his track record XD

[@LuckyPunkProd]

I think this is the angriest review you've ever done...and I don't blame you, Shade. This must've been absolute hell to sit through.

[@ShadeNocturne]

I am permanently in a state between migraine and melting skull level of pain, ever since. This movie... HURT... me... :[

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

14:45 i cant fucking breathe- 😭😭

[@ThomasFan-vd3uz]

Wow…Derek Savage has resorted to fart humor…this is low, even for his standards

[@maxsaich-wagerfield4760]

Bobsheaux AND Shade in one video, which also happens to be on the subject of that Savage man and his fur-suited manchild son?! It's like christmas! Christmas come early!

[@ShadeNocturne]

Haha so glad you enjoyed! I'm just flattered people view this video so highly~

[@chickennwafers]

Derek Savage's movies play on loop in Hell

[@ShadeNocturne]

Oh god... that's one hell of a way to make get me to go to church again 0

[@EASAustraliaNSW]

6:03 loved that insult 😂

[@ShadeNocturne]

Haha thank you so much, I'm really proud you guys laughed! I enjoyed making the script :3 ...editing though? Well... that Dereck/Mama Cat POV kissing scene was on loop and now I feel I've been traumatized

[@mysteryplayer11thelordofde31]

18:24 oh my god he looks like The Cook from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

that intro is insane

[@ShadeNocturne]

haha yeah, lil outta pocket but I had to grab yall... not that I edited it. He's for sure a ahem... "cultured" gamer, that Cool Cat.

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

@@ShadeNocturne Some may say a little TOO cultured haha

[@justinsarcedo9355]

Shade Nocturne reviewing Cool Cat movie again. Fans: “It can't be that bad, right?” 26 minutes later….. Fans: “We owe Shade an apology, this is bad.” Shade Nocturne, thank you for the informative and entertaining review. Your sense of humor gives cynicism and hilarious honesty is funny as always.

[@ShadeNocturne]

It's okay... I foolishly said the same before I watched it... SOMEHOW he continues to get worse. Outside of trolls, no one genuinely funds these. He's surviving off of beyond generous/misguided donations [and likely side hustles] to try and sell a movie series that nobody in their right mind would willingly promote to children! Ya put a NAPALM STRIKE in this one, Derek. No modern distributor would sell this to kids as it is. Or fund you to make more. None!! You're welcome for the vid, buy I should be thanking YOU for watching and letting me know what you think, dude.

[@justinsarcedo9355]

​@@ShadeNocturne No problem, Shade. At first, I thought it was a bit of out there at the moment. 2:55 at bringing up information being a petty hypocrite to what the f@#$ is this?! He is acts like Kevin Smith if had get funding only to lashing out the moment you criticize his work. You are a brave dragon, Shade. Keep up these reviews and stay honest of options, dude.

[@jacksullivan4741]

17:20 boy that escalated quickly also I know it’s how the head is designed but it feels really awkward that cool cat is describing an act of biological warfare with a smile

[@GrimKrymzin]

If Derek Savage was one of the seven deadly sins, then he would either be sloth or pride based on the quality of his movies.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Pride. 💯 percent

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

These movies make The Oogieloves look like Citizen Kane

[@johnny2x47]

Bro shade that opening though 😂

[@ShadeNocturne]

Cool Cat is a true gaymer ;) XD

[@mackenziegivens6061]

Ok, a part of me wants to look up Fun in Balloon Land just to check if it's the Flesher bros (I hope I spelled that right 😣) cartoon. But another knows I'll regret it for the rest of my days if I do and it isn't. So, are there any brave souls willing to give me the TLDR version?

[@ShadeNocturne]

Tldr: In the 70's someone made a creepy, echoey audio-filled, poor quality kids film that used a handful of terrible-looking sets all in the same garage for kids to wander around, looking traumatized. So, if you ever wanted to watch a porno without the porn, that has a vibe like any moment it is gonna turn into a snuff film, with dirty looking adults and kids who can't act and seem 2 seconds away from crying? ... Yeah... it's... n-no just... look the cinema snob reviews it. I suggest that if you MUST know but... don't say I didn't warn you...

[@emperordrago9413]

The crossover intro is a masterpiece 👌

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thank you!!! ❤️ it was so, so SO FUN to make and I'm so happy you enjoyed it~ You flatter me :3

[@SkullyBones-mm5wh]

Holy hell...that guy is still around?

[@ShadeNocturne]

I KNOW RIGHT?! :0

[@HypK799]

Derek Savage sounds like an insane guy talking to himself in four different voices. Also, this video being uploaded makes me want to check out Cool Cat YTPs again.

[@jeremyallen5974]

So he's basically Postal Dude from Postal 4 with all of the fun sucked out of him

[@ShadeNocturne]

I'm glad it made you wanna go watch em haha YTP's still rock. Never goes out of style~ Also, he is insane. He genuinely has to be, I refuse to believe otherwise mentally healthy or just midly narcistic people can do this. This is a sign that someone is broken beyond repair.

[@Mo_Nilla_Co]

I NEED Shade to sing a better Dirty Dog song on stream *this.weekend.*

[@ShadeNocturne]

*nervous sweating* 😢

[@jacksullivan4741]

22:42 Damn he's gradually getting away

[@g.n.s.153]

I was not expecting that crossover, that was really good. Haha

[@ShadeNocturne]

I'm so grateful he wanted yo voice Dr. Cameo! Haha, and I'm super glad you enjoyed, dude!

[@ACE1JONB]

This is refreshing! KZbin as it used to be! 🎉❤

[@username-mk4qv]

Man, I remember how I started hating being a girl after I started puberty, because people were so weird around me. That’s when they taught “sex ed” in school where all it really did was unleash all the sexual harassment from the boys, but teachers told us it was no big deal because they were just being boys. It felt so gross. Hearing him talk about that little girl “having tits now” is so nasty. She’s still just a little girl, why are people focused on her chest? Either way I hope she (and all the kids) are doing well now and not hating their bodies.

[@gracekim25]

Yeah honestly I hope they all get help after having been around Derek 😶

[@ShadeNocturne]

Agreed. HARD AGREE. Get them therapy and a lawyer. I'm not saying he would do anything, but I AM saying I wouldn't let my future kid work with him. Even if they REALLY wanted to for some reason. "Oh you wanna act? Awesome! School drama program or local short films, kiddo! Let's get you some experience!"

[@Antiqueplanet]

Hey dude I was wondering what kind of books you like to read?

[@ShadeNocturne]

I haven't read much, recently. But when I do? [Horror/thrillers are best. Stephen King was just the goat in high school.] I can also do drama/romance books IF they're written well. Paper Towns was good when I read it forever ago. The mystery hooked me, and I definitely liked that one. Well, minus some parts/a bit of the ending. WBU? ❤️

[@GokuBlackZamasu_]

Your anger made this truly more enjoyable

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thanks man! I'm really glad I helped and you enjoyed ❤️ Sorry for the long wait to respond haha, you rock dude!

[@GokuBlackZamasu_]

@@ShadeNocturne np at all most appreciated

[@mahdhdkkagsjs9700]

these cool cat movies while awful have some charm to them because of their low quality nature they feel like early 2000 youtube vids

[@ShadeNocturne]

Valid. I miss those low-effort, cheap costume [if any] early YT sketch vibe. Mind you, their content was much better than this, and often either self-aware or becoming better over time, but jesus... I remember them days... CHRIST I SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN XD

[@thegamerbrony2842]

I randomly came across this video just now and so far consider me a sub now because this is funny as hell plus your voice is nice to listen to

[@ShadeNocturne]

Thank you so much, dude!! I really appreciate that! The sub and what you said about my voice, haha 😊 you're too kind, my friend Be well, and thank you for your time commenting and watching, it really means a lot~ ❤️

[@ctaco5112]

Honestly this is just sad. Derek really needs to get help.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Agreed. He really does

[@WizardOfJack]

what happened to ur discord server?

[@jeremyallen5974]

"And violence against women is funny." Me, playing Postal 2 and 4: yes. Yes it is.

[@ShadeNocturne]

XD

[@Antiqueplanet]

Narnia, cs Lewis, the Bible, and whatever else I read that interests me

[@DezzyTheMaker]

"Look the problem is over" Ohohoo if only you knew Derek Savage... If only you knew...

[@ShadeNocturne]

With my luck... this really will be the last review of his stuff, and the problem really WILL be "over"

[@hunterhamblin9730]

Hello. Funny video as usual. Love your content. I want to ask though: have you seen the movie Animalympics. Because I think you would get a kick out of this one😉. Also I want to know: would you review comic book movies. I know they are practically done to death on KZbin, but I would like to know your take on them, something different I guess (after all you reviewed the Scream movie so there's that). Keep up the good work.

[@Still_Nevgative99]

0:05 what is he watching?

[@pinesapp]

oh my fuckigbn god this was amazing the intro absolutely KILLED ME AAA

[@ShadeNocturne]

Haha I'm so glad it got you and everyone laughing so hard, was nervous it was too much XD Yay!!

[@ragequitluke8767]

Don’t worry you never have to review cool cat anymore cause no more 🎉

[@ShadeNocturne]

😭 As long as he doesn't one day actually MAKE that terrible school shooter film? You're right... I'm free... free, at last.

[@wolfclaw719]

That doctor cameo guy sounds familiar... I think I saw him on that show with that Bob guy ahh its right on the tip of my tongue...

[@ShadeNocturne]

XD Could be anyone... maybe it was the... the Raven girl- wait, no no, maybe not her... Uh... it's a mystery 0

[@COCKMAN-sm3ie]

Daddy Savage is really messed up in the head:

[@ShadeNocturne]

I'm believing it more and more that he isn't well. Poor gut needs to take a break and seek a counselor. Or twelve.

[@tiamystic]

9:10 What the fuck.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Derek is truly the gift that keeps on giving... like piercing a septic tank 🤢

[@jacksullivan4741]

12:01 uh are you ok Derrick do you need a glass of water

[@ghostlyjudge]

with all the remakes happening this needs a remake i mean come on cats the musical had the buttholes image what these would have lol

[@ShadeNocturne]

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO I don't wanna see Cool Cat's ASSHOLE! I don't wanna, I don't wannaaaaa! God, imagine a big budget Cool Cat movie? I'd wanna hang myself.

[@ghostlyjudge]

@@ShadeNocturne imagine food fight but worse n ran by a person who is just as insane lol

[@enriquegarza3127]

Dafuq was that JonTron clip? Anyways great video Shade

[@ShadeNocturne]

XD How I felt at that time. Also thanks man ❤️ I put a lot of effort in! Got more coming~

[@enriquegarza3127]

@@ShadeNocturne always a good day when you upload. Can't wait for your future content. Take a mental health day, cuz this movie was a flustercluck, you need it

[@dingdong8842]

So wait... Like Cool Cat's his son? And like... His self-insert but not really?

[@jacksullivan4741]

18:33 which implies that Cool Cat had powers before which begs the question what the hell is Cool Cat supposed to be in this universe is he a humanoid cat-like alien is he some kind of demon that takes the form of a humanoid cat or is he some shitty Digimon that makes Marine Angemon look badass in comparison see this what happens when you let the drug addict create lore it just raises more questions than answers

[@eaglejones856]

Shade you need a break from these awful movies streaming has been hotel, it’s been released and every episodes is great. I’d love to hear your opinion.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Funny you mention. That's likely my next video, haha I'm watching episode 1 tonight! ❤️

[@eaglejones856]

@@ShadeNocturne Really? I’ll get your popcorn, ready shade cause you’re gonna love it.

[@sportscarfan1299]

9:13 and 22:26 CYP, bro. (Check your pants)

[@natnerdz]

Aw a colab with one of my longest subs. I love it! ❤

[@ShadeNocturne]

You are too kind~ Thank you for viewing it and commenting~ Every notification, view and encouraging comment is enough to make my entire week 🥺 thank you!!!

[@natnerdz]

@@ShadeNocturne You’re welcome. As someone who’s also going through it this week (caught a bad cold from a roomie lol) I wish you nothing but the best and my sympathies for having to put down your “cat” 😂. Truly heartbreaking.

[@sesvanbrubles980]

Holy fricc Daddy Derek wont be happy about this! Good friggen luck winning the next 4/20 awards XD

[@ShadeNocturne]

NOOOOOOOOO UR RIGHT!! MY DREEEEEEAMS!!! 😭

[@MLPFun_]

Derek is an interesting character study. I think the reason for his movies progressively get worse is due to the fact that he needs to be surrounded by yes men or else he has another meltdown. He burns every bridge he comes across with people who genuinely want to help him, and his creations keep suffering because of it. An interesting study of where chronic narcissism takes you in life.

[@ShadeNocturne]

This. His narcisim and ignorance is being paid for and supported by trolls the same way Chris Chan's is. He is literally a more functional, cinematically-focused Chris Chan. XD

[@kingsodashark2194]

I'd figured that was the case, how about with Ken Penders?

[@robbycooper6787]

@@ShadeNocturneI just read the username of the comment you replied to and now I have to ask is mlp more fun to watch than this film

[@GaryLuKOTH]

@@robbycooper6787 Yes, by a longshot. MLP has excellent world-building, relatable characters with good development, multi-dimensional villains, etc.

[@superfanmusicmaker]

5:54 - The fact that this scene apparently takes place right after he walked away at the end of the last movie implies that COVID lasted less than a week in the Cool Cat universe.

[@ShadeNocturne]

HAHA IT DOES! holy hell Derek's an EXPERT in filmmaking, I was wrong. He's perfect. Why, he makes NO mistakes AT ALL XD

[@Pipkiablo]

Of course it only lasted a week. Cool Cat punched all the coronavirus molecules to death in the last one.

[@gracekim25]

Yep😂

[@Firestar-TV]

The only good Thing in that Universe🙃

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

In Cool Cat Saves The Kids, Daddy Derek offers Cool Cat and his friends lunch when literally five minutes prior we saw Cool Cat eating breakfast. I guess time moves differently in the Savageverse.

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

It's incredable. It's Derek Savage 7th Movie and he learned absolutly nothing from his Mistakes. Incredable.

[@gracekim25]

Yeah that tracks given he’s not willing to admit the constructive criticism is deserved and helpful despite ironically ‘listening’ to it for the ‘superhero’ movie😅

[@gracekim25]

Wait did you say 7th?!😅

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

@@gracekim25 1 Cool Cat saves the Kids 2 Cool Cat Kids Super Hero 3 Gun Self Defense for Women 4 Cool Cat fights Coronavirus 5 Cool Cat saves the Kids Directors Cut 6 Self Defense for All 7 Cool Cat vs Dirty Dog Virus Wars

[@gracekim25]

@@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744ah is the gun safety one pretty bad?

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

​@@gracekim25In my Opinion yes. A review to this Movie also exists.

[@ThePeridox]

14:39 This guy makes Sonicchu look sane to whatever I’m fucking watching

[@ShadeNocturne]

I come back occasionally, haopy to see its view count... aaaaaand remember why editing took so long. 🤢 I had to see him kissing the camera.... SO... MANY... TIMES!!

[@Milky_Mercy]

You know you’re crazy when Sonichu looks sane in comparison

[@rattejak]

"the bullets will be flying at your school" the fact that that's how the film ends implies that Derrek still wants to make the school shooting film...

[@CryingFerret]

“I peed on him” 😂 I’m so dead

[@ShadeNocturne]

Haha I'm so glad you're enjoying it

[@CryingFerret]

@@ShadeNocturne always looking forward to it!

[@Firestar-TV]

Who wouldn'tve done it?😂 Unless it turns out he's into it

[@ShadeNocturne]

Unfortunately... I believe he was. 🤢

[@eaglejones856]

@@ShadeNocturne that only works for jellyfish stings, and by technicality that doesn’t actually work. It just makes things worse.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Bobsheaux should use this Fursona in the future. But still keep Wolfabob.

[@TrueBlueProd]

Darryl Ray staring dead into the camera saying "You got treated like a little punk bitch" will never not be funny. I nearly choked on my drink when I heard about the napalm strike.

[@ShadeNocturne]

haha yeah hearing this "child friendly" creator do all this cursing and borderline schizophrenic stuff is the only thing that gets me through his movies... sad he's just getting boring, now. Dirty Dog cursing at the "420 Awards" will also love rent free in my head XD RIGHT? THE NAPALM SHIT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WTF COOL CAT, Does he hold rank in our military? "Major" cool cat? 0

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@ShadeNocturneI love how he’ll casually swear and make Dirty Dog drop a f bomb, but when he makes a rapper character literally named Hood Rat that’s clearly just him, he never has Hood Rat cursing in his “raps”.

[@ASLB247]

I swear to god, the game that cool cat was playing reminded me SO much of a joke in The Amazing World Of Gumball’s “The Check” which showed a flashback of the kids getting a boot as a gift from granny jojo…and she plays with it by running around it and laughing as if she was a child in the Great Depression.

[@ASLB247]

I also didn’t even think there’s an extended version of the coronavirus film and I thought the original was bad and not even in a so bad it’s good way….jesus.

[@cian.o]

Oh yeah, I forgot about cool cat. If I was the dude in the costume and had to move like I'm having a seizure while following some grown man, I would probably have a physchotic break and go on a rampage.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Well, I guess we now know what took so long to make it XD

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

I was just working on a college essay about bioweapons. I have a theor- Wait, did I just witness Daddy Derek violate Cool Cat just because bro wanted to play Amorous?!

[@ShadeNocturne]

yes... yes we did. And no one was out of character for even a second. Also your theory? I'd be intrigued to hear it, if it involves cool cat XD

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

@@ShadeNocturne Derek Savage essentially created his own twisted reality. He put Butch into a “I have no mouth and I must scream” scenario, he demands worship from the unfortunate souls existing in this hellscape, and he sold faulty biological weapons to Dirty Dog because Butch somehow managed to escape. Bioweapons which he sent Cool Cat to steal from some lab in Wuhan, China. Or he could’ve had connections with the Biden’s, after all, they both love all kids. But that’s just a theory, a Cool Cat theory. Please end my suffering. ;_;

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

@@ShadeNocturnedaddy Derek created a warped reality. The only person aware of this is Butch, which was why he was the antagonist and pathetic bully in the first few films. “Everyone deserves friends. Except Butch, he’s an enemy of the Savage state.” After Butch’s escape (possibly via CPS), Derek creates Dirty Dog and gives him bioweapons for a new plot. The repeated footage is Derek messing with space and time.

[@alexpaulk2819]

I’m not kidding when I say that the kissing scene really made me sick. Not just in an “ew gross” kind of way, but in a “keep this man away from women and children” kind of way. This man is seriously unhinged and unwell, and he either is blatant with his fetish content in these films or he is extremely out of touch and is unaware of how incredibly creepy he is. Hell, maybe it’s both, but I genuinely don’t think anyone should let their kids act in his stuff anymore. Someone needs to check his computer and phone.

[@ShadeNocturne]

Derek's kissing scene even sets off MY fight or flight. This guy IS a living Red flag. Haha