The Worst Dating Profile Mistakes & Voice Prompt Nightmares | Courtney & Hallee React

[@JAREDGRAF8181]

"I love to laugh, hiking, going out with friends and listening to music. Vaccinated." -Every girl in LA

[@ilai7893]

"I appreciate it when... You can make me laugh. Enjoy food and nature." #basic

[@rajanlad]

"Love to laugh" is such a broad f**king statement. The girls who say i like funny guys, mostly have very bad sense of humor. Girls with good sense of humor, often just get jokes and laugh. They don't explicitly announce the world about funniness. Hiking, ha, it's more like a selfie taking session. Guys mostly want to scout place and wander around, there are down to earth decent girls who go hiking for, you know hiking. Rest be like : 'wait! we gotta take selfie here' meanwhile guys pretend it's all fine.

[@CourtneyRyan]

Hahahahah

[@francescovalenti7595]

💯

[@alexmcleod9997]

Every girl in Austin

[@willpeacock9351]

My experience with girl profiles: Lawyer and teacher are the most popular professions in my area. Everyone has a hiking picture, wine picture, picture with friends, and picture with a dog. Picture with a baseball hat is also fairly common. There are also a lot of former female D1 athletes out there. Also, everyone seems to love spontaneous trips to exotic locations, but they all have jobs and pets that I feel like would make that fairly difficult. Not sure how they manage that

[@Thegbiggamerz]

D1 athletes? Where do you live?

[@CourtneyRyan]

Interesting to hear what the ladies are doing on dating apps lol thanks for sharing!

[@colinh9294]

Don't know about former D1 athletes, but those are common in the DC area too. Every girl is a lawyer. Has one pic with a dog, and another drinking wine. And they always say they love hiking and travel.

[@ICavalcadeI]

That's exactly the same for me. I live in the Cambridge area, so it's mostly either people in professional school (law school, medical school) or people in a STEM graduate school. The rest is exactly as you described it. I still think the algorithm has a strong influence.

[@willpeacock9351]

@@colinh9294 Haha, I am in the DC area.

[@carytigani9859]

When girls put stuff in their bios like “If you want to know, just ask,” “Love to Laugh,” “dog mom,” or “Here for a good time. Not a long time,” I can’t do it. Also too many partying photos is a turn off for me. It just makes me think that they don’t have their life together

[@christopherlin4706]

If these girls were born guys, they’ll be the creeps 🤣

[@RogueNation.]

Party photos is definitely a bad look.

[@itzaidan7294]

@@RogueNation. definitely the really drunk ones

[@MrCjchamp2001]

“ not looking for a hookup”- all relationships start off as hookups.

[@undefinedvariable8085]

Fine if early to mid 20s. Red flag if mid to late 20s. Bad business if 30+.

[@AlexanderSkinnerVids]

Advice for everyone on their profiles: *STOP MAKING ALCOHOL YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITIES*

[@titansupes]

Thank. You.

[@soccerspidy18]

Stop thirst trapping........

[@mash8349]

I cannot believe there is people on this planet that actually agree with my opinion lmao. I see so many women with multiple prompts and photos about alcohol

[@undefinedvariable8085]

Being an alcoholic these days is en vogue.

[@milanvujcich]

Thank you. I keep seeing this on girls profiles haha

[@MrHazber]

As a late 20s man, the stuff I see on ladies' profiles is....bad at best and downright abysmal at worst. It's a lot of "pineapple on pizza", "tacos and margaritas", "long walks to the fridge", "I like marvel, star wars, disney stuff". Very basic, and can clearly tell it was made in like 5 minutes without any actual brainpower used. Don't get me wrong, there are some actual decent ones, but it is really slim pickings up here, at least where I am. A lot of the women I see breeze by on their looks, and their profiles give me nothing to work with. How do I start conversations over basic stuff like that lol

[@Thegbiggamerz]

How about you mess around try and have conversational fun? Doesn't even HAVE to be something on their profile

[@thefox47545]

Yet, there are so many thirsty men out there giving them all attention. So these women keep doing it.

[@MrHazber]

@@Thegbiggamerz it's like the equivalent of pulling teeth to try making half decent conversation with those women. I'm very intentional with my dating, so why should I waste my time if they won't put in even an ounce of effort in conversation?

[@mriphone1000]

I'm not in the dating scene, but I do know smaller cities can definitely limit your options. If you've already done everything you can to improve your odds, maybe move.

[@STEPHENisSTEPHEN]

@@MrHazber 💯

[@Courtney-Alice-Gargani]

I love how you like to mix it up to keep it fun on the weekends with a guest with you and sometimes be serious on the weekdays. The thing with online dating people judge you by your looks and how you present yourself. You really don't know if that person is really being genuine. Some people are good people but aren't good at presenting themselves online dating. Some people are good at presenting themselves online but later you find out they're the complete opposite on who they claim to me. They could have totally took someone's advice on creating their profile and not be themselves. I couldn't do I online dating.

[@CourtneyRyan]

🙌🏼 thanks, Courtney!

[@Dylan-ko2gj]

I was on Hinge for 2 months and I had maybe 90 matches. Didn't get 1 date. Most of the girls never responded and the others stopped after maybe 1 or 2 messages, save for a few girls. I don't take it too hard, girls just have an abundance of options and I get lost in the fold. Unless you're exceptionally attractive or wealthy, I think time is better spent improving your physical appearance and finances. Also, girls definitely post a lot of the same stuff, like arguing about pineapple on pizza, loving dogs, travel (idk where everyone gets the money and time to travel so much), drinking wine, tacos and tequilas, loving The Office. The good news is a decent amount of girls post their reg flags openly thinking it's cute or funny, which saves you time. After a while I started dreading sending the first message because I knew it would likely amount to nothing, and dating feeling like a thorough job interview instead of being fun makes it not worth it for me.

[@JAREDGRAF8181]

im curious, what do your conversations look like that women stop responding to?

[@Dylan-ko2gj]

@@JAREDGRAF8181 I mixed it up all the time. If they liked me first I'd make a joke about what they said or relate it to something on their profile. If I sent the message first I'd try to say something thoughtful or funny about their profile. It was a lot of work with some of those profiles lol. Idk what they were expecting but I guess I didn't wow them enough. Or maybe they just wanted the validation of matching with me, who knows

[@itzaidan7294]

I get the feeling mate I’m the same it’s hard I’ve never met anyone on dating apps

[@Simon-tc1mc]

Too true about travel. People will cite travel as a hobby. You must be rich to travel as a hobby.

[@JohnPaul-jn1fo]

is physical appearance and finance the only thing to live for if you’re not dating? Im sure there’s greater things out there to pursue besides those 2 things.

[@therogueprince3790]

I’m terrified to try dating apps. Never understood why the process of dating makes me more nervous than attempting to disarm a bomb blindfolded.

[@DivineFrag]

I lost it when I read your name lmao

[@drakefang8368]

With a bomb when you make a mistake it's over in seconds. Relatively painless as well depending on bomb strength. With dating, when you screw up you're gonna relive that torturous moment your whole life, and your 'ex' could also defame or spread lies about you with her circle of friends and their friends and family so on and so forth. Choose the bomb.

[@Incathealc]

The fear of the unknown. You don’t know what’s gonna happen in a date because of a number of factors and then you have a bomb that you know may or may not blow up

[@gkurl]

I'm a guy and I haven't done online dating since at least 2015/2016. Come off of most social medias/cut down use to absolutely nothing. I just don't find it useful or infact, very "social". If anything, it's super anti-social being glued to your phone swiping profiles. Plus the vanity of it doesn't work for me, I think there's more to people than just an online picture and words/voice notes. Everyone has a journey. I think online dating appeals more to females because females tend to be more selective in the "casual" dating realm. Turned 30 this year, but I'm feeling more and more confident in meeting someone organically. My heart of hearts tells me that socially and via real human interaction is the way forward for me.

[@therealronniej]

🙏🏼💯

[@milanvujcich]

I suck at showing my humour upfront. It just doesn't come to me naturally at first. But when I get more confortable with the person, my humourous side REALLY shows

[@MrNickyj14]

Common themes in girl’s profiles on Hinge: “I travelled to 5 exotic countries with people I hardly knew. We booked the trip the night before” “Overly competitive about everything” “I swiped right for your dog” “I’m the type of texter who never responds” “I’m the type of texter who responds in 3 seconds or 5 business days. No in between” “My love language is dinner reservations” “Typical Sunday: brunching myself back to life” “Swipe left if you voted for Trump/Cheeto man/orange man” “Controversial opinion: Helen Killer was faking it” (this is very common) “Make me laugh/love to laugh” “I’m so funny” “Good flirt to roast ratio” “Change my mind about this app” “Pics of you holding dead fish = gross” My BFF’s take on why you should date me: “Jessica is a total bad bitch with a big booty who will treat you right” (yeah sure) “Most controversial opinion: pineapple DOES/DOES NOT belong on pizza” Conservative girls will ALWAYS have at least one pic of them at a winery holding a glass of wine wearing a fedora Two pictures that they aren’t in (ex. Picture of just their pet, picture of a sunset they took) Just off the top of my head

[@CourtneyRyan]

Lol this is awesome thank you for sharing 😂

[@AlexanderSkinnerVids]

The conservatives and wine… 😂 breh

[@ryang183]

damn u hit all the criteria lol

[@FSVR54]

Every single one of these is extremely unappealing except the wine one

[@jleano609]

You forgot the inspirational, Hobby Lobby style quote - got to love those.

[@roumantzas7379]

99.999% of girls who message me on Bumble or Hinge say “hii” or “heyy” or “hey, what’s up” or some variation of that. But when you watch videos on what women “want guys to open with” they always complain that they don’t like boring opening lines from guys…also…most women I see on the apps don’t have their best picture first…I feel like they need to ask guys which pic to have first. Ok rant over! Lol

[@itzaidan7294]

Absolutely agree judging guys but they don’t even do themselves it just never makes sense

[@undefinedvariable8085]

Come on now, Frank. What did we learn about simplifying our fractions? You could just simply say "that only girl who messaged me that one time (by accident)"

[@ar9214]

Bingo. Literally almost every girl on Tinder or Hinge that's ever opened me will open with "heyyy", "hey", or "oh hiiii". But that's the difference in standards as you pointed out. Most men don't care, because they're not bombarded with poems and essays like women are.

[@jericoba]

Yes. This!

[@jasons6021]

Yep same here. I just say hi or hey back. If they're going to put in literally zero effort then why should I put in any effort?

[@shamtactics4712]

“What do you call a man under 6’? A friend.” Was a common one I saw when I was on aging apps.

[@colton9459]

How old did you get?

[@footballbarcafan10]

lol what a joke. Hard pass.

[@nemui9654]

Aging, 🤣 Idk if that’s better as an accident or on purpose!

[@JohnPaul-jn1fo]

whats an aging app?

[@rburbr0171]

My biggest grief is that so many women's profiles are the same surface level info that communicate nothing about themselves that you have to swipe left through. There's no opening to strike up a unique conversation. You'd have to fire in the dark and build a connection out of nothing. That's just not worth my time. I like travel, the beach, dogs, concerts, and food. The obligatory pic from our girls trip to Nashville (which I assume is the equivalent to a guy's dead fish pic). And of course: Ask me! 🙂 You have to communicate something real. Put yourself out there. Sell me the story of you. Shoutout to the women who do invest their time in building a profile inviting an opening conversation. You're the real ones! 🙌

[@Zombiesrule93]

Some of the stuff I saw on girls profiles…… “Find me at the beach” “Disney nerd” “Buy me Starbucks so I know it’s real” “ looking someone adventurous and doesn’t take life to seriously” and the one I see on almost every profile, “ bad at responding to text messages or I will text back right away and then completely forget for a few hours”

[@SystematicMechanic]

In other words just there for validations.

[@oscarperez5539]

seen all these..you forgot them taking a pic and putting that model company label on it starts with a "V" I forgot its name/them on a boat/them holding or drinking an alcoholic beverage and ending their word promps with thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[@computerkid1416]

The rick roll thing is absolutely hilarious. I'm so stealing that!

[@VideoGameRoom32]

I think online dating isn't for everyone. When I've gotten into a relationships, I don't go out to like a bar or club, etc to find a woman. If I go to a public place and find a woman I'm attracted to, I ask her out. I think meeting someone out of the blue works for some people and sometimes you can have more of the natural connection.

[@VictoryAviation]

Meeting people online has gone from decent years ago, to garbage. I’ve noticed a steady decline in the quality of people’s maturity. I’m sure some of it has to do with my age as I get older. Recently I’ve deleted the apps because it’s just not worth my time any longer.

[@VictoryAviation]

@@urlauburlaub2222 That’s some very good insight. And the replenishment of the dating app pool are people with ongoing failed relationships or extremely young. For those of us not in our 20’s anymore, the selection is just not great. It takes more energy than it’s worth.

[@cwill6491]

You literally just go up then and ask them out? You just have some ungodly good looks or are super young

[@VictoryAviation]

@@cwill6491 😂🤣

[@VideoGameRoom32]

@@cwill6491 I don't walk up to woman. For example, I met my wife at a Starbucks in line ordering coffee. You know how you give a woman a look like you're attached to her and she notices. If she responds back that she's flattered and she gives you the look back. Then you might want to compliment her you're attracted to her and invite her over for coffee. But you ask her if she wants to stop and have a drink of coffee, sitting next to you. Let her know if she wants to stop by that's okay and if not that's okay too. You have to act like you don't care if she stops by or not. I think for some women, they find that more attractive like you don't care if you get rejected. If she comes over, then you ask her out. It worked for me because I ended up marrying her. Now this might not work for other men but this works for me. Every man should try different approaches and find out what works best for them. Sometimes indirect works better than direct. Let the woman come to you.

[@owenjrable]

My tip for females: Do not bring negativity to your profile in the form of emotional baggage from the past. When you say something like "HATE LIARS AND CHEATERS!!", all you're doing is showcasing to the world that you aren't over your past and still harbor resentment.

[@MrCjchamp2001]

Yep. Like who has to say that? Does anyone love liars and cheaters ?

[@imchico1970]

I don't see that a problem! You don't want to waste your time if they're CHEATERS and LIARS. You're letting them know up front.

[@Breonaleonard]

😂Agreed. I feel the same way when it comes to men

[@hellogoodbye2756]

One of the worst parts of a girls profile is "someone who can make me laugh" or just unflattering pics the think are good personalities. Auto swipe left.

[@CatGamer-wc2ij]

My kids are my world...that one makes me angry. No they aren't.

[@itzaidan7294]

Trying to get there bum in the picture cause they know men would swipe to it and terrible quality photos having the phone covering their face or with the flash so you don’t know what they look like

[@brendenbowers]

the guy at 14:18 has no idea how many people he just rick rolled

[@claycasassa4757]

Good video. The following are some common features of female profiles I see. Note: I view profiles as a resume. Not that a date should FEEL like an interview, but I see the profile as a very limited way to list our most important/interest-grabbing qualities. Seems like the goal should be to list what we can bring to the table, not what we want the other person to do for us. I know my preferences aren't everyone's, but I feel most men who are trying to be traditional masculine men, which many women say they want, would agree that these are some perplexing choices. Important, but seems like something better for later or "What are you going to do for me?" -Love languages -Voice prompts of how to pronounce their names (even if they're common names) Strange choices for disqualifiers: -"The ONE thing you should know about me is:" something about how much they love their dogs/animals. That's THE one thing I should know about you as our first introduction? Many feature pictures including only their dogs and not themselves in the picture. This is especially strange when referring to "dog-mom/fur-baby," while not listing their child status/plans. -"You should NOT date me if:" you don't like sports/animals. Why is not having a high interest in a partner's hobbies a disqualifier? I like fishing but a woman doesn't have to like it for us to be a good match. I feel like this is something women say but men don't. Also, it's one thing to like her dog, but ALL animals? Do we have to be vegan? -Wants to travel the world. This feels strange when also stating the desire for children, especially at 35+ years of age. Also, do they realize this probably means many men would have to choose between expensive international travel and being financially responsible and stable? -Has to love his mom. Some of us are trying to be good men but don't come from good homes. Not filling out child status/plans while sometimes having unspecified children in their pics. Nose-rings/oddly-colored-hair. Many traditional men won't prefer this and the thought behind it. Also, it can send the message, "Stay away from me." kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKikhXpvaq6lnM0 Loving crawfish, queso, margaritas, etc. This tells me as much about who she is as a person as her favorite color. Insulting: "My dogs have to approve of you. They sleep in the bed with me and that's not going to change." What man wants to be second fiddle to an animal? -Saying their children from a previous man are their world. This isn't super insulting, but this comes across as them being more important than her man. Being a good mother is an attractive quality, but men are left wondering if we're always going to be second choice or able to have a voice with the children living under our same roof. It's a big thing to ask a man to father another man's children.

[@musicdecoratestimewhitenoi6714]

I made a change to an online profile based on a suggestion in one of your videos. I saw an immediate difference...like the same day and it's been consistent.

[@alkisg362]

Hallee's 29 matches got me legit sad, not for her of course, she's smashing it!! It's just realizing the competition we are entering at any given time, even if we do get a match.. The sheer amount of likes is frightening, no wonder ladies have a hard time deciding who to choose, I would be confused with even talking to 3-4 people that I like, job interviews have less applicants than that lol. Anyway ranting and pessimism aside it's good to know how things are, accept reality and understand that being better and being out there is the only way to find the person you click with! Good video as always

[@Mr_Fairdale]

I stopped dating apps a while ago because I kept seeing some sort of reference to being a “real man” and supporting the woman’s kids on like 50% of profiles.

[@rnt45t1]

I honestly have given up on "online dating" entirely. I've been single over a decade. There's no point.

[@thefox47545]

I gave up before I even started.

[@waynemarkc6862]

You know what I find attractive? Seeing a woman laughing...their personality just shines....I find your friend very attractive...she goes to another level when I saw her laughing today.

[@adwayzach]

I think it's interesting to see how guys get roasted for their profile photos but a majority of women's profiles consist of bathroom selfies, no full profile photos, headshots with a bunch of weird filters (hearts on your cheeks, dog/cat ears, etc..). It's almost refreshing to come across a profile with decent unaltered photos.

[@markmurphy2600]

It seems like a lot of girls profiles have multiple selfies of them making the same face. There also seems to be a lack of them showing their interests or hobbies. This makes it difficult to start a conversation. I've had the most luck on hinge when I respond to one of their prompts with something witty. Oh, also there is a huge fascination with John Mulaney!

[@rissroo4325]

As someone who has a pretty social life, usually doing something 3 or more times a week, I actually don’t have that many photos of myself. When I do get together with a friend, we rarely if ever take photos. I don’t feel the need to constantly document my activities. My dad takes photos of the family at holidays but having anyone older than a millennial take group photos usually ends up with poor results not suitable for a dating profile.

[@SystematicMechanic]

A lot of them don't have any hobbies.

[@herculesbrofister265]

His show was terrible, flagrant Seinfeld ripoff, but his stand up is solid. I liked his Subway chase story.

[@johngonzalez4298]

I have done dating apps many years ago with Plenty of Fish which was a positive experience for me and Bumble which was a waste of time for me but it's best to go out there and mingle with women. I like to show my true self in person

[@LatimusChadimus]

Yes. You'll stand out most by providing that real-life experience

[@CourtneyRyan]

Bumble is such a waste of time. The girls hardly ever message first 😂

[@johngonzalez4298]

@@CourtneyRyan It really is a waste a time. At the time I had it, I had 2 women initiate conversations with me but the conversations got jaded quickly with 1 or 2 worded responses and I had it for about 3 weeks and then I closed it for good 👍🏻

[@johngonzalez4298]

@@LatimusChadimus Absolutely

[@efoster1998]

I’ve been on dating apps for so long with no luck. Thank you for posting this!

[@CourtneyRyan]

Hope this series helps! Dating apps are tough.

[@groundhoppingwlkp3622]

Dating apps are made for women not for men. Mostly on apps there are about 50 men for one interested women. So she can just browse and browse another candidates and pump her ego. Statistically you have bigger chances to win a lottery than find somebody to relationship on app...

[@MrJersey84]

Don't waste your time brother. Dating apps are the worst thing you can waste your time in. Trust me, you don't want to meet anyone on that shit. 95% are not who they say they are and don't look anything like how they do in their profile. I'm really glad you didn't meet no one on this shit, why because you just save yourself the headache and torture bro. And that's what dating for men is..fucking torture.

[@PappaBear_1234]

The second one was sum psychopathic shit

[@eric4946]

Courtney getting rickrolled and not even realizing it is both wholesome and hilarious

[@VictoryAviation]

Y’all didn’t get the joke on the last one. You got Rick Rolled 🤣😂

[@SwapBlogRU]

That was just genius, I'm still laughing))

[@americancapitalist9094]

Shower Thoughts: Hellen Keller was immune to flash bangs.

[@jamesquinton29]

For me, living in a relatively remote area in Rocky Montana, I see a lot of profiles that are just low effort or clearly looking for one night stands or just scammers. Then the ones that there actually is some effort are usually the battle hardened moms that have been through or dealt with drug addiction. And there's still other women without kids who struggle with addiction. I don't mean that as a bad thing but it doesn't negate the fact that is a lot of baggage out the gate in a relationship if they don't know how to manage their past. Also, obviously just the fact that someone having a child does inherently put some level of constraint or stress to a new relationship. A common theme is obviously nature, animals, and sometimes shooting guns. I've learned that if a girl takes a selfie from up high it typically means that their overweight and self conscious about it. Then there are the girls that are the openly toxic kind. I don't feel the need to explain that here. If you're here, you likely know how to spot one. There are also a lot of women who do the exact things that they criticize men for. I am by no means saying that there are only these kind of people though because there are still real genuine people who are stable and know what they want. Then there are also the kind of people who just simply want the attention by making the excuse "Talk to me to learn about me". Also to mention that most anybody who comes across my profile for me to swipe on are usually about 100 miles away. However, it does just plain and simple seem like there just isn't quality matches for me. At least as of right now.

[@seven92023]

Common things on women's profiles are: 1) Countries they have traveled or want to travel. 2) Languages they speak 3) Foods they like to eat 4) Perfect date or love language None of these things matter to most men.

[@scottmagnuson401]

I use to do online dating, but I got tired of seeing different people in person than they were online, they also looked extremely different then they did in their pictures. It began to feel like a waste of time.

[@Nr4747]

Okay, the one at 5:02 was clearly the funniest, I loved extremely hard at that one ! Zinger at the end, dead-pan delivery, 10/10 !

[@ajtaylor8750]

I'm so glad I'm not on dating apps anymore because the amount of cringe found on them is enough for a great laugh. Just go in public and present yourself as is and see who you end up making a great pair with as opposed to trying to make an immaculate profile to MAYBE get one match.

[@cwill6491]

And if the answer is no one?

[@BlargeMan]

Jesus Christ, that second one, I cringed so hard it hurt

[@CourtneyRyan]

Right 😂😭

[@BlargeMan]

@@CourtneyRyan if I heard that as a woman I'd feel compelled to go make sure my doors and windows were all locked

[@asana_awakening]

I’m definitely not your target audience (married woman lol) but your videos are very entertaining! I found you through the interviews in Miami video. My dating advice kind of goes along with what you said about thinking of who you want to attract. Everyone has this laundry list of qualities they want, aka “the person of their dreams”.. but are YOU the person the person of your dreams is looking for? If not, maybe improve yourself or adjust your expectations.

[@CourtneyRyan]

Love this comment and so happy you’re here! 🥰

[@LatimusChadimus]

I don't do those dating apps. I show off my humor in person. Humor is definitely a "game" changers (men may have lots of other ✔ yet many lack game, and even humor)

[@CourtneyRyan]

🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@DHRFIGHTERPODCAST]

That's why I don't fuck with these dating apps period because if I see someone who doesn't look like how they look in their profile or photos be like hell naw

[@CourtneyRyan]

The catfishing is real!!

[@ryang183]

does that mean i got rick rolled by courtney? thanks for the vid courtney! keep em coming!

[@austin0351]

Wait...did they just get Rick-rolled with that last profile audio?!🤣

[@SwapBlogRU]

Yes they did) and I don't think they fully appreciated how clever that actually was)

[@twilightsparkle6951]

ngl... the voice prompt of the first guy was kinda on point too! I actually love it too.

[@livedeliciously]

That first guy is a damn legend with that sound clip.

[@kjdempsey]

Courtney is just so perfect

[@brianm3160]

Yes, her fiancé is also perfect

[@LatimusChadimus]

Lol no such thing. She is a top notch lady and if you share her videos to everyone, maybe some gals will be inspired to become like her. Proverbs31 isn't wrong about reverence

[@LatimusChadimus]

@@brianm3160 he does seem pretty radtacular

[@CourtneyRyan]

Haha definitely not perfect but I appreciate your sweet comment nonetheless! ❤️

[@kjdempsey]

@@CourtneyRyan ❤️

[@Flupperz]

Common things I get in Chicago on girls profiles, Taylor Swift, bad at texting, talking about wine and/or tequila (some chicks base their whole profile around it), dive bars. A response to the prompt 'best way to ask me out' - 'asking me out' I'll update as I think of more

[@sarcodonblue2876]

Dating apps are obviously for really normal or basic people and I am sure if a women was a visual artist or painter who liked classical music she would get no right swipes. I am sure men would be afraid of a women who was interesting.

[@lastmazetherapy]

I deleted all dating apps. Literally women would match with me then stop talking to me after a couple texts. It’s a waste of time. I’ll stick to meeting in person and talking on social media

[@cwill6491]

How do you even meet in person...

[@RoRo-hw3um]

@@cwill6491 just go to sleep. Sometimes I have dreams where I talk to girls

[@chapterscreative]

I'm DYING over that Gollum/Mario thing, that's hilarious. lol

[@DivineFrag]

Anyone else notice the self-fulfilling prophecy when she showed her likes? Every single one was Chad. For those still avoiding the reality, it is time to face the facts, gentlemen - if you not hitting the gym and getting your money up, you not going anywhere in this dating landscape. As a bare minimum you need to look good if these apps are the only way you plan to put yourself out there.

[@TheRealVolk]

Truer words… 🐾

[@ICavalcadeI]

You should seek to look good and do well for yourself (whatever that might look like for you) regardless of how women will perceive it anyways, but easier said than done, I guess.

[@PSI441]

It's almost as if being fit and successful is a byproduct of the tips that she's been giving you all this time The whole point of her channel is to help you improve yourself so that women will be more drawn to you. A "chad" is merely the logical endgame, but that doesn't mean you have to get all the way there before a girl decides she wants to be with you

[@fischersfritz468]

@@PSI441 actually you do. Technically i have all the good "stats" (tall, good income, normal intelligence, highly educated with a masters degree). Just the body is still at normal and not at perfect. There is absolutely no response on dating apps. Ok, nearly none. 1 date per year, but none during the last 5 years

[@CatGamer-wc2ij]

What does money/success/personality besides alpha have to do with being a chad? Chad is all looks. And the gym barely helps an ugly af man. You are right if you mean money matters...they won't marry a broke Chad, but they will be used like roast beef and thrown out by them and develop a complex.

[@alberttran7194]

Hallee’s DMs are absolutely lit apparently

[@rajkumarmarichetty2737]

The moment I watched the first profile, I was like yup this is gonna be fun

[@SwapBlogRU]

That last one was much, much more clever than those green flags.

[@shawnmcmahon3042]

I’m looking for “don’t worry I’ll take care of it”, “I made reservations for tomorrow be ready at 7” and “let me get the door for you”. Literally 25% of lady Hinge profiles in LA have this exact same thing. Automatic left swipe.

[@josephstevens9888]

Another excellent episode of Courtney and the lovely Hallee... just made my day!

[@kevindelavega3746]

All girls are literally the same on tinder. Hiking, dogs, vaccinated, etc...

[@yuan8654]

Both of them after the first guy's vioce note: That's so funny! We love guys who are this funny! Me in my head: This was the unfunniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[@Iltar]

And the list grows longer boys! The gals are driving us insane

[@MortisSwe]

What i see on the profiles.. Well often girls dont post anything at all, but only pick the best pics and just lets the guys swipe. Because they know they look good and can get any man, without an effort at all.

[@francescovalenti7595]

“Just a Pam looking for my Jim” it gets old really quick

[@rissroo4325]

Men do this too or some variation of it.

[@francescovalenti7595]

@@rissroo4325 very true

[@Entername-md1ev]

Keep doing these videos with your other friends! They’re always very entertaining plus it’s good to get multiple perspectives too :)

[@sedalionthunder6295]

Girls do the sunset and tacos too, it’s one of the pre approved answers on the question prompts.

[@swain1153]

My tip for women on hinge is to stop talking about pineapple pizza

[@emptysoul2757]

They’re all sheep to the slaughter

[@RaZX6r6]

My kids are my world. Over filtered pics. Overweight. 97% Overweight.

[@jessehowell1972]

Background music while you look at my profile, that was awesome!

[@judoka1976]

"I love yoga, wine and traveling." Every woman in Puerto Rico.

[@danielduron6131]

Happy that you have Hallee she's my favorite guest of yours!

[@TimVance]

Green Flag = The opposite of a Red Flag Dude just Rickrolled everyone that checks out his profile. 🤣

[@LatimusChadimus]

Be the prize (do the work) and get used to talking to anybody and everybody and watch how interested people are in you (potential bros and potential dates)

[@MKF30]

Ok Chloe is definitely my type of girl who can laugh at an impression or something silly. I happen to do voice impressions and have dome some work on here as well. What's funny is everyone at my job likes them and my boss is really cool he told everyone I can do them so they come to me to hear them. Now my 2 close friends always debate that. One tells me to do the voices and such if it makes women laugh where the other feels not to do it unless they know you better cause they'll think I'm nuts...🤪😏 This was a funny video.

[@Al-Sahem-Al-Ghul]

Women's bio: "Just ask." INSTANT PASS.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

It would be funny to add something like the Denzel Washinton Aids clip from Philadelphia or maybe Oppenheimer's "Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds." The Jamey clip made me think of like a Kevin Spacey monologue

[@CarlosMartinez-gz5xm]

Two sweethearts analysis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME🥰

[@dougk4810]

I love Hallee's laugh

[@Aaronperiod]

"Here for a good time not for a long time" most common quote

[@11window12]

This channel helped me find the woman of my dreams 💙

[@StephonDodd]

Great video Courtney as always and 1:48 - 2:18 had me laughing so hard that I started crying lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CourtneyRyan]

😂😂😂

[@StephonDodd]

@@CourtneyRyan 😂💜

[@zombieslayer7759]

Yeah, wtf was wrong with that guy? That was kind of creepy and weird.

[@marcmays48]

Worth it for the reactions from Courtney and Hallee. 🤣

[@deondreglenn6524]

Lol tf 🤣 dude be reading way to much wattpad books

[@LEVIAHAN]

Needed that Hallee smile on this SUnday

[@sancheezzy8962]

Hahaha that background music one was smart!

[@kramer1372]

Hallee is back!.. that smile.. sucha cutie..

[@Dottywalkers9]

I couldn’t even make it past the first guys voice prompt I just started crying laughing. Wherever you are my guy I wish you a pleasant future relationship and marriage.

[@HugoH16]

On Tinder, few women write on their profile. And if they do, it is just for expressing what they don't like instead of what they like (women on 30-38 range). You can fell the negativity

[@JAREDGRAF8181]

Im 31 and stay away from that age range for that reason.

[@ryanj357]

They honestly need voice prompts for Tinder. People use it more than hinge and I think It's a great way to showcase your personality.

[@banana_bread_at_work]

Lol that second one was hilarious and clearly satirical

[@ParkerBG]

It was a Rick Roll.. not a song that he thinks represents him

[@philliplambson9482]

On dating apps a woman will say, “if you wanna go out, just ask.” Which translates into, “just ask, be everything I want and nothing less.

[@michaelmilano2998]

Everyone’s got their insta handles in their bio because they don’t want to date, they just want followers. What you’re left with is every girl in my area’s 3 hinge prompts are something to do with Starbucks, Dunkin, watching Friends, The Office, or Dogs…. And that’s why I never go on apps anymore :/

[@jericoba]

"Everyone’s got their insta handles in their bio because they don’t want to date, they just want followers." This!

[@herculesbrofister265]

The Office is like the worst show i've ever seen. Friends is tolerable. Never heard of Dogs. I assume it's like that old Dinosaurs show.

[@gus6877]

14:30 got Rick rolled and didn’t even know it

[@nicholaswood4782]

It breaks my heart that you guys didn’t realize the background music was a rick roll . . . That’s was soo good (look it up if you’re not familiar - excellent execution)

[@ruz6135]

Every female profile pics near Charlotte, NC: On a balcony with uptown behind them. Standing in front of wings painted on a wall. Hiking at our local mountain. At a brewery (we have 30+). Yoga pose. Somewhere abroad.

[@uxdesigndiy]

I ALWAYS see trends! For the longest time it was the “pineapple on pizza” thing…what the heck

[@wulf9gang]

On girls profiles it's mostly bikini and travel pics, nothing that shows hobbies. Then prompts that say "I don't know what I'm doing here" or "gym rat" or "6' former athlete" as if being a former "athlete" makes you a current athlete, "here for a good time not a long time" charcuterie board etc etc etc. I personally only swipe when all of these things are absent from the profile lol.

[@shanekeenaNYC]

I would be terrible on those voice prompts, even though I am a musician who plays drums and piano. Maybe play a quick jingle to show off a talent?

[@tommygunn6901]

When I was on dating apps, most that I would see are next to nothing. Plain, boring, not standing out, etc. I think so many don't take it seriously and just half ass it, which had led me to get off the dating apps

[@coreyamirault6075]

Hallee's dentist deserves an award

[@mrcpaddler]

Elephant in the Room: if you're a good person who doesn't play games or have an attitude, you don't need a dating app to meet people. The circle of people around you (if you're a quality person) will likely be quality people too. They will introduce you to other high quality people; then it happens. A good solid relationship built on good solid personal traits and behaviors will develop. It is really that simple.

[@TheRustyNailx]

I loved the Rick-Roll at the end 😂😂

[@MyBsfsGotMy_Heart]

Lol I love this video it’s so funny! Plus I’m glad you partnerd with Hallee you both are my idol 🥹🥹

[@TheAcesendedOne]

Typical female profile: "No ONS, No F+, Foodie, Wine, Loves to Travel, Hiking" + Dog picture and a picture eating at a restaurant.