The worst dating simulator on steam made me uncomfortable

[@CallMeKevin]

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[@XSlimSxadyX]

HI KEVIN ILY (platonically) HI

[@kopii00]

😁

[@gamingandchess]

​@@XSlimSxadyXi love kevin (sexually) IM JOKING

[@goldenbone8288]

So this the new sponsor that all the KZbinrs are doing now instead of raid huh

[@XSlimSxadyX]

@@gamingandchess WOAH INAPPROPRIATE 😤😤😤😤🤬🤬

[@guiltygearalonecompl]

I feel so bad for Snoop for having to be the waiter for these dates

[@dhillaz]

So nice that the Doggfather took the time to make a guest appearance in an indie title, a true gamer

[@fernandocoelho1319]

Its Snoop model of def jam lol

[@B1G-B0SS_2OO4]

Honestly knowing Snoop even as a NPC he was probably so high he didn’t notice their terrifying features 😂

[@EvaIdk__Romania]

I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SNOOP BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@EvaIdk__Romania Well, you said it now, didn't you?

[@NightcoreDemon]

Imagine matching with someone on tinder, setting up a date and out of pity because they reject you for being too poor they hand you $200 xD I'd just bury myself.

[@PirikkoP]

Meh, 200 is 200. As a poor person, I see that as a win!

[@Rebazar]

I'd take the money and still feel bad, like a proper poor person. Gotta do what you can to survive

[@Stray..]

@@RebazarDefinitely! I’d feel bad all the way to wherever I was going to spend it. 😂

[@myersbabe24]

Hey free money!

[@ThreadBomb]

You could make a good living being rejected! Just be careful not to save the money they give you, or you will have too much money and won't be rejected.

[@adina30]

Kevin+badly reviewed steam games= good content

[@MINECHEZ1]

Amen!

[@Elomentoplayz]

Just like in math, two negatives equal a positive!

[@PinklizardfromRainworld]

​@@Elomentoplayzthis implies that kevin is a negative

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

Maths

[@redmist6630]

13:21 ive watched kevin enough to know there should have been a flash-back here lmao

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You know a game is bad when the t-rex armed monstrosity Kevin is playing as somehow manages to be the second most attractive character in the game, right after than Snoop Dogg the waiter.

[@leonavis]

I like the theme of your account

[@aysegulkarakaya9373]

Lmao "Başarısız" means unsuccessful in Turkish. I am not fully surprised our people had a hand in this.

[@asddsaasdfg2846]

Bayılıyom bizimkilere. Anime kızlı oun yapmışlar💀

[@moonnieg]

Oyun sektöründe dünya markasıyız yaa jfkdjs Ben de başka türk var mıdır diye yorumlara bakıyordum

[@hilalmaryas]

başarısız yazısını görüne ilk bi kavrayamadım türkçe olduğunu sonra dank etti hkjfhjdhfjshdgljhad

[@noahkarpinski1824]

I assume this is exactly what dating people is like in Turkey

[@sheburnslikethesun5290]

I am so confused 😭 why did it say "почта" (post office in russian) on that building?? what is this game lmaooo

[@0q8e]

Kevin has proved that he is a dating genius

[@XSlimSxadyX]

Proven fact that Kevin can pull p much anyone

[@the_ecips9692]

From what I hear, dating is war. So...

[@ThreadBomb]

666 likes, nobody mess this up!

[@It_PHOENIX]

@@ThreadBomb and he's a military genius

[@EighmyLupin]

You know a game has weird character design when Kevin's custom character isn't the weirdest character.

[@Sica_Lee]

"Why don't they pay me better to just stare at things?" Oh, Kevin, you'd have to be promoted to middle management for that! Also, I'm glad Snoop Dogg found his calling as a waiter. I bet he drops every plate like it's hot.

[@selkiefluff]

I've seen a bunch of games like this, but this one is honestly so bad it's amazing. When you showed the restaurant staff consisted of an anime maid and Snoop, I spit out my drink LMAO

[@TheGamingTurret]

It's probably the same dev as Thief Simulator...which has similar everything, literally the cc is copy and pasted.

[@Crypted112]

@@TheGamingTurret if it's the same Thief Sim i'm thinking of, that one wasn't actually a bad game. lot of unity assets but used well and a fair bit of polish in it. what the hell happened from that game to this?

[@the_dawgg]

Kevin doesn't need to play dating simulators to prove that he can seduce any one of us

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

DJ Kevi is the one and only Super Seducer

[@Mini_Squatch]

speak for yourself, i am immune to seduction.

[@ghost.of.aleksz.salad.]

@@Mini_Squatch says a guy on a dating video

[@maxmladek2894]

Kevin! More play!

[@wandauriel]

I mean, he already did that 😂😏

[@lucasdieugenio507]

"You better wear a condom" "You had a child"

[@Engardian]

She meant, like, over his head. His genitals were unprotected.

[@lucasdieugenio507]

Like an egeet?

[@lucasdieugenio507]

Egrete

[@gabrielv.4358]

lololollol

[@Rachel98246]

Well, if it was anything like the game itself, the condom was probably very poorly made and very broken

[@aceinspace4340]

I thought Madeline was a zombie at first, trying to trick people to come over for her to eat

[@Noteflunked]

Maybe she was but Kevin- I mean Normal Man didn't show enough enough brains for her. That vegan comment was very fishy.

[@chaosmastermind]

That pale/green girl looked like a legit undead. Also, I find it disturbing and hilarious that his blonde date not only came back to his murder shack in the woods, but also demanded he wear a condom and then somehow got pregnant and then never came back. Then he just casually matches someone else the next day. lol

[@TheRealTonyStark]

I love how Kevin doesn’t even question how he got the first women pregnant, despite the fact she said “You better wear a condom!” 😂

[@yannickgrignon2473]

I was wondering that myself lol

[@alexanderwilliamhassaikay]

Normal man punctured it when she wasn't looking 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeeNastee]

He probably didn't wear one or the condoms in this world are so cheap that they break after one thrust.

[@DBswag_]

It ain't just his feet that are big 😏

[@gabrielv.4358]

lolloolololol

[@sillypplproductions2]

I love how the love interests are like if Kevin designed them but tamer, so his character fits right in 😂

[@ThreadBomb]

Yes, that last one was like some sort of reanimated corpse, yeesh 😱

[@BigBadWolf0508]

Kevin playing the weirdest games will always be my favorite 😂

[@EziosBladez]

Did Kevin not realize Snoop Dogg served them food at the restaurant?

[@ElysetheEevee]

Finally, someone confirmed this for me. I was so sure but then nobody commented, so I was confused haha. It's like Snoop Dog from 20ish years ago though, so not AS surprised haha.

[@DevilsMenace]

​@@ElysetheEeveesnoop from def jam fight for ny aka crow

[@talkingbirb2808]

it was so obvious that it didn't need confirmation) I guess

[@gabrielv.4358]

rolmfao

[@gabrielv.4358]

@@talkingbirb2808 makes sense

[@GameSocietyPimps]

Well, at least your dates won't need a paternity test to prove the kids are yours!

[@murphychurch8251]

They'll probably be delivered feet first 😂

[@leonavis]

@@murphychurch8251 those poor, poor women

[@kazookast]

Kevin is creating unrealistic body expectations for the rest of us

[@Calz3n]

Watching you play games like this inspires me. You seem to have a good time no matter what you’re playing because you MAKE it fun. I would never play these games simply because they’re hot garbaggio and I’m put off by the poor mechanics, but that doesn’t seem to matter to you. You have fun no matter what you’re playing and that reminds me what gaming is really about, so thank you, Kevin. Also, I choked on my food while watching this video and had to pause it to get my wife to give me the heimlich. It would have been an honor for the last video I watched on KZbin to have been yours.

[@liddonburns8195]

omg im glad youre ok!

[@kewoshk]

Please don’t eat or drink anything while watching this channel 😅 source: personal experience

[@Nonethelessersoul]

The guy in the overalls in the club hitting ballet moves broke me for some reason 😂

[@jazzpancake1167]

One minute in and we have T-Rex arms. This is going to be outstanding.

[@RainyBasil9295]

You can actually already see them around 5 seconds in so technically we were only 5 seconds in and we have T-Rex arms! Im just saying cus T-Rex arm representation is important for diversity like in every new disney re-make😂

[@starz63]

I'm dealing with food poisoning, and was already nauseous. This made me laugh so hard it only got worse. But it was worth it, Kevin. Thanks

[@KyleRayner12]

This game does seem to capture the atmosphere of Tinder

[@alexissalada8241]

“The default is $1500, and I have $20.” That’s the most relatable thing in this video honestly 🤣

[@goldensloth7]

oof

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

You forgot a zero.

[@officialnucky]

I've always wanted Snoop Dogg to serve me lasagne in a sundae glass

[@darwiin6407]

We need Grognak and Jim as DLC in every single existing dating sim

[@cheeriozombie]

Throw in a little Turg

[@Im_Spongebob]

Bro looks like the green guy in my singing monsters

[@laurieb3703]

​@@Im_Spongebobomggggg 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@nikoincroatia]

"House like kennel" made me crack up

[@gladfridge]

Idk why but I love when u play these weird dating sims. they're always so goofy and I like that u play them the exact opposite way they're meant to be played lol

[@Malakye1408]

“I’ve managed to drive on the roof and over the building.” Me: Good god this man is a driving genius.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Well, of course he is. Why else would they call him Drift King back in college?

[@malinrnningen9357]

Episode 2 please? I got weirdly invested in Normal Man's life, I want to see what happens next.

[@bday121]

Overalls man nailing perfect pirourttes had me dying, then Delilah pops up and sends me into literal tears of laughter

[@lexa2310]

2:55 The way kevin emphasised "thrilled and entertained" while desperately looking at the camera made it seem like there was a marketing manager just off camera threatening him with a gun.😂

[@mage1439]

Kevin's talent at finding bad games is nothing short of amazing.

[@klarapetrijevcanin]

Not really, there's a lot of them on steam

[@SilverTypo5081]

You go to the grave and found a corpse you have a real talent for that

[@brandonlee5487]

snoop dogg being the waiter is perfect

[@will88k]

The model being ripped straight from Def Jam 👌

[@llast3386]

I love that it's like he's looking for a hook up so that he can have kids and make his own little mini cult.

[@NA-mg2eb]

I'd like to point out how Mary is apparently a vegetarian despite the fact that she is clearly a zombie

[@sergentboucherie]

The worst dating game for Kevin would be a game where he gets to date soup

[@erikreber3695]

*GASP* 😲

[@kewoshk]

Not soup! 🥣❌💀💀💀

[@Dallofreddo]

"Your house is like a kennel, you better wear a condom." Man, here i am thinking my chances with the ladies are better than previously estimated haha

[@Rebazar]

Having to manage food, energy, cleanliness, and libido levels just to experience the rewarding parts of life is a brutally relatable mood

[@Uhyehhno]

10/10 Kevin, what a beautiful story and game. A misunderstood monster-esque disproportionate man, trying to find love while also trying to survive in a savage economy. The character development alone brings inspiration to the heart :’) please keep playing

[@GalacticSavage]

Why do ads in videos make brain happy knowing it supports Kevin, but when KZbin tries to give me ads I am like "ADS?! THE "AD"ACITY!" and immediately spam the skip ad button.

[@Beximuzy]

between Snoop Dogg, anime waifu and the Oblivion music- this video is a masterpiece

[@mochastan11]

just came back from a HORRIBLE date. this video makes me feel much better about how my time went

[@It_PHOENIX]

I don't know if this game is a passion project or it's a parody😂

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

I skipped ahead too far and thought the sponsorship was the dating sim and was thoroughly confused on A. How the graphics suddenly got good, B. How we got to a fantasy world from a casual setting

[@eviewhatling8836]

The happiest ending from any simulator game will forever be when Imdoomed married the gorilla in the jungle.

[@Rda95]

Such a small part of the video, but the editor who put in the short clip of the Kingdom Hearts 1 Clock Tower music around 18:50ish literally made me double take and re-listen just to make sure I wasn't hearing things. So unexpected, but wonderful.

[@Engardian]

I legit started scolding Kevin when he bought that tiny chair for his character. _”Kevin!”_

[@shortbreadhead]

Everything about this game makes me feel uncomfortable, especially the wording "you HAD a child".. sinister

[@georgiemac1784]

Only Kevin can make a game this awful legitimately an amazing time

[@molkwi9077]

This game was indeed full of bug. And that other guy saying that getting money was hard hasn't played a whole lot. You get paid for looking at things

[@spaceshiplewis]

Well if Kevin's Sims playthroughs prove, more kids = more workers, which then makes for more money. So, basically, Kevin is a dating genius.

[@AdamOBrien29]

The dialogue and charcter design is fantastic, how could Kevin not spot Snoop 😂

[@mkol1998]

4 hours played? Kevin is a "Proper testing of gameplay" genius!

[@weryd3872]

This is by far my favorate video. We need to see more of the adventures of normal man.

[@epoch-smog]

This was..... something. Thanks kevin for the random games you play i actually enjoy seeing these awful games but man kudos to your patience for even opening these things up

[@BadFish-]

This must’ve been the funniest video I’ve seen in years, Kevin you really outdid yourself this time! I haven’t stopped laughing for the past half hour, thanks kevin my family thinks I’m a psychopath now

[@radiohostrom1230]

The best part was putting the Oblivion dialogue music during every awkward date conversation.

[@dr.bright6272]

A game that depresses it's player. Impressive

[@AMOGUS_is_SUS696]

no not enough but a game that gives the player an existential crisis

[@kewoshk]

That title belongs to the Nier series

[@spoo5122]

Kevin always finds games in the strangest corners of steam that I'm afraid to go to

[@ktjadey]

you're incredible Kevin :) !! I hope everyone who reads this has a lovely evening.

[@_will795]

Don’t tell me how to live my life

[@snakeplisskinable]

Getting served a meal by snoop dog was so unexpected, although this whole game is a trip to be fair.

[@oversizedfeline2689]

I just noticed the progress bar on top when Kevin was doing the ad read and I absolutely love it

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin and bad games is a combination that I never become tired of!

[@Furslan_0]

the minute 10:06 red writing says "Başrısız" means unsuccessful

[@christ3548]

Whoever decided to put Oblivion music behind the dialog deserves multiple awards

[@randompotato554]

6:17 “you’ve got a strange mix of staff here.”💀💀💀

[@lilfruitmilk22]

These games make me so happy when Kevin plays them they are just too broken

[@dodg1123]

'house like kennel' fucking broke me.

[@realstardenburdenhardenbart]

17:50 doing fuetes (ballet turns) in the club wearing a boilersuit is such a power move

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

Wait.. i just thought of something.. how can Normal Man even eat with those tiny little arms? There's no chance in hell he can reach his mouth to feed himself

[@Ryyi23]

19:02 I didn't expect LoFi girl to be in this game!

[@drawingdragon]

Maybe it's because I'm watching this at 2 a.m. and I'm sleep depreived but I am literally crying laughing every time Normal Man is on screen for any length of time And on top of that, I absolutely lost it at "You've got a strange mix of staff here" accompanied by the screen panning from an anime neko girl to a totally different animation style dude with dreads Update: it's Snoop Dogg I'm sobbing

[@lalita9041]

I lose it everytime I see his matches 😂

[@pickleslicker]

10:18 kevin trying to pronounce "baṣarısız" made me giggle btw it means unsuccessful in turkish

[@donnamali5930]

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched Kevin and its like a breathe of fresh air

[@astroctober]

Kevin I just want to let you know whenever I watch one of your videos my cat wakes up and comes over to watch you too and it's so funny she was dead asleep just now and now she's here blocking the screen and purring lmao good job you have earned the cat seal of approval

[@benpace8860]

Kevin gets paid to fail at dating? I feel like my 20's could have been a lot more profitable.

[@harleycynofficial]

One minute in and I know I have to share this one with my whole family. The character generator alone is comedy gold.

[@kopii00]

This game looks haunting😭

[@naplockblubba5369]

I audibly cackled like a duck when I saw Kevin's character, how the fuck do you mess up a character creator that bad

[@Breeadtalk]

Ah yes, watching kevin play games at 3 AM is a better choice than sleeping

[@TheMystreiousMexican]

I love that the club was playing the “unregistered hypercam 2” anthem

[@imenhime]

Ah thank you for posting this Kevin I needed dating advice and this will be perfect

[@chodness]

I love how the editing during the blackjack segment makes it seem like Kevin somehow lost a round of blackjack even though he got a blackjack. (Please tell me he didn't lose a round of blackjack when he got a blackjack)

[@nickchase1216]

Kevin I dont comment often but I have to say that I was watching one of your Comedy Night videos from like 5 years ago, and I knew you could sing but hoooly shit was that a treat. You have a phenomenal voice.

[@GhostHelwig]

I absolutely love any game that lets Kevin create abominations - I mean, characters. 😂

[@ForsakenOsiris]

Kevin back in the day I watched the vanoss crew, then I grew up and found you a few years later (2015) since then you’re the only Tuber I watch and rewatch your videos to sleep at night❤

[@SnufflySpy]

Something was clearly lost in translation when making this game

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

You ever wonder what kind of people are behind most of these games. How aware are they about the state and quality of the game. Most of them are probably just made by one person which can still lead to good things, but proper time and attention are needed to make one.

[@knoxiegb1782]

6:05 How in the holy hell did the developer remember that ambulances have "AMBULANCE" written on the hood, but NOT that it's reversed?

[@THEHUNA]

ive pretty much been a daily viewer for a few years now, your content has always been a great way to begin or end the day. and if i miss a day, i always look forward to having 2 vids to watch next time, definitely my fav youtuber, thanks kev

[@xcutionunknown9634]

We really shouldn't allow stupid people to make games... that being said, they're still useful for CallMeKevin content.

[@SoraKingdomHearts]

When I saw the Character Creation I knew it is from the same Dev like "Streamer life Simulator" and nice that you added more Kingdom Hearts Songs in the Background :D

[@alice20001]

Oh lord, that image of Kevin on the girl was not something I needed to see today. Or ever.

[@RavenEider]

10:17 love how u read başarısız as bazarız (its in turkish)

[@realdragon]

Everybody is asking Kevin "when is gonna be next video" or "Will you play Idle Breakout again" or "Please let me out I did nothing to you please I have family" but nobody is asking how is Kevin

[@Smileymiley916]

I have probably watched way too many of of your videos the last few days. Like I’m talking many hours. You make me laugh a lot but this one really got me.

[@Maestro_Saber]

I've gotta say, this video has my favorite sponsor segway so far, Kevin!! Also I'm really enjoying the longer videos, the vibes are immaculate with a hint of that good ol' CallMeKevin chaos. 10/10 keep it up bro